#...oh yeah

[phantombre]

It's him. The goodest boy.

Human golden retriever right here:

It's so great, I'm gonna make him a soldier/knight type. Such an original idea. (jk)

I mean, how do you see this guy as anything but a protector of the people? He's the Hero, for God's sake.

Contrarian, probably: Hey Hero, it says "gullible" on the ceiling. :D

Hero: Oh! So it does-

Contrarian: yoink!

Hero: -huh? Wait- Oh, no, no, no, NO!! YOU TOOK MY LUNGS!!!

Well, little break, and then on to figure out the rest of the Voices. :)

Some other guys:

Narrator

[dermy-der-demp]

loving Torisai being so dumb in french

[tepli-mravenci]

if you want me to clean the house just task me with literally anything else, you won't get the thing you asked for but you'll get a perfectly cleaned house for sure, if I don't wanna do it enough I might even clean the windows

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

Pssst... something new is coming...

...this weekend!

Free, non-AI animal art references.

[sylusbitch]

my favorite hc is that penelope was told by the ladies in waiting to go and stay in her room and not to come out for anyone

and she hears screams and whatnot and is like oh fuck now theyve done it, the suitors are gonna destroy the place

only to hear the screams lessen in volume and being like ? are they killing each other?

but then she hears a scream clear as day "THIS WILL BE YOUR FATE" and she's like🧍‍♀️no fuckin shot my husband is down there on a murder spree

and she immediately starts pacing back and forth like "LADIES HELP ME PREPARE I NEED TO LOOK DIVINE" and it's a full makeover sequence

and they're posing her and being like "hold on, tilt your chin up a little bit, turn to the side like 12 degrees- BOOM my lady you are serving such cunt"

and then they hear odysseus' loud ass steps going up the stairs and all the ladies scatter while penelope tries to look nonchalant like "AHEM....😳 is it you? have my prayers been answered?"

[detshin]

Finally the set is done! The Sun and The Moon 🩷🥹

[runawaymarbles]

Reading Mockingjay as an adult is extra devastating because. Of course the plucky teenager and her ragtag friends aren't going to sneak into a government building to kill the president with a bow and arrow. That's absolutely ridiculous. It's the kind of thing that's only possible in the kind of propaganda that Coin developed. But she's so good at it that in some ways she tricks the reader into thinking that's the kind of story this is, too--even after 3 books reminding us that pretty much everything that Katniss does the second she volunteers is manipulated by adults pulling strings to make propaganda in some form or another.

[punnifullife]

Based off this post. funny doodles i took too seriously.

[h0rsegirlpercy]

Percy age 12: And if the mission required someone to push me down a flight of stairs for it to succeed… you’d want someone who won’t hesitate when they do it

Percy age 17:

[qvert]

Refuge at the Firelight Hideout

[arrgh-whatever]

no fun buttons for april fools' day?....

[cinnabuncrumbs]

popular post simon petrikov getting hurt compilation GO

[atalana]

but seriously i do find it so funny that ford was like OH GOD MY PRECIOUS REPUTATION after bill possessed him around other people for all of one night

and then he gets back to this dimension after thirty years and this is now the photo the press associates with his name

[psyduckz]

hometown slang

[bisclavaret]

a day late to my 6 years on t anniversary ✨🏳️‍⚧️ a short comic about looking back

[v0idwraith]

quite frankly idgaf what Luigi Mangione’s politics are, he actually did something to make a change and that’s more than most people can say