#1/nov/13

[survivialswag-archive]

april - november 2013

[mikeywayarchive]

mikeyway: See you all next year @whenwewereyoungfest! Let’s make some Mmrs 🖤🖤🖤 📸 @elliottxingham

[Nov 13, 2023]

[umseb]

sebastian vettel in a tirendo commercial, 2014

[yoylersstuff]

ik I dont post as much but, thanks for 1 year of tumblr! started on Nov 13.

[sunskate]

Marjorie Lajoie & Zak Lagha FD at GP Sheffield

[lotzzoforangezoutside]

THE LIST V

Original Series:

Three Inches  |  A Freaky Fairy Tale  |  The Jar  |  Bloody Tuesday  |  Caddyshack  |  Sympathy  |  The Last Moments of October  |  Bedside Manners  |  All the Moms in the World (are the Same)  |  Lunch A  |  Set!  |  Aquadina  |  Delta Glen  |  Loud  |  Lucky  |  Simple Maintenance  |  Lounging  |  Lass  |  Things We Don’t Talk About  |  Fooling  |  Homes Away  |  Unspoken  |  The Best-Laid Plans  |  Counting  |  Surefire Tell-Tale Signs  |  Superstitious  |  Jeer  |  Kitten  |  Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off  |  Packing  |  Designated  |  Fireworks  |  Juvenile  |  Smitten  |  Apart  |  The Riddle  |  Infinity  |  After the Dream  |  Hard-boiled Eggs  |  Preparedness is the Mother of Luck  |  Bachelor Pad  |  Mulch  |  Losing Grey Matter  |  Morning Person  |  Eureka Springs  |  Sweet Revenge  |   Reruns  |  Siren and the Sailor  |  I Count the Moments, Darling  |  Home Improvement  |  True Lies  |  Unicorn Sightings  |  What to Do with April Showers  |  The Project  |  Puppy Love  |  Cafeteria  |  Gossip Folks  |  Born-Again  |  Regulars  |  The Big Four Zero  |  Nighttime Intermissions  |  A Waste of a Nose  |  The Warranty  |  Clays  |  Funraiser  |  My Little Friend  |  Pioneer Club  |  First Summer  | Like Birds on High  |  Summer School  |  Strings  |  Cabana Bar  |  Minty Fresh  |  Fools in the Summertime  |  The Lavender Soap  |  The Love Song of Prime  |  Scully’s Arched Eyebrow  |  The Sushi Dinner  |  The Cross  |  Shells  |  Ask and You Shall Receive  |  Slipper Hero  |  Just in Case  |  How the Stars Stole the Night Away  |  The Investment  |  A Prayer  |  Modeling  |  The Prince in the Blue Plastic Chair  |  The Records  |  The Sasquatch’s Club  |  The Piece of Information  |  Too Early to Tell  |  Mother’s Advice  |  The Jinx  |  Five Boxes |  The Crush  |  Sensible  |  TCB  |  Calling Baby Sisters  |  Wizard  |  Jupiter  |  The Motel Guide for the Wanderlust  |  Seven Seven Forty-Nine  | 

AU:

The Daifu (1/7)   (2/7)   (3/7)   (4/7)   (5/7)   (6/7)  (7/7)  

Marrying Superman

Emily AU:

Bossy  |  A Practice  |  Mutt  |  Extra, Extra, Extra  |  Compliments  |  Bedtime  |  The Swing  |  Ultrasound  |  Open House  |  Emily and the Giant Pumpkin  | 

Cricket Universe:

Frog  |  The Sea Monsters of the Atlantic Ocean  |  The Carousel Slide Projector  |  The Love Interview  |  Granpes  |  Cricket’s Best Friend  |  Coral  |  Cool  | 

Jacksons AU:

Here Come the Mulders  |  Fire Fear

Divergence series:

Divergence into Stonehenge  |  Divergence into St. Marks  |  The Old Man’s Choice  |  The Romantic’s Choice  |  The Girls’ Choice  |  A Mother’s Choice  |  The Witnesses’ Choice  |  The Caller’s Choice  | 

3x ……thirteen

Short shorts & snapshots

ㄅ  |  ㄆ  |  ㄇ  |  ㄈ  |  ㄉ  |  ㄊ  |  ㄋ  |  ㄌ  |  ㄍ  |  ㄎ  |  ㄏ  |  ㄐ  |  ㄑ  | 

drabbles… Squeeze  |  Conduit  |   The Jersey Devil  |  Shadows  |  Ghost in the Machine & Ice  |  Space  |  Fallen Angel  |  Eve  |  Fire  |  Beyond the Sea & Gender Bender  |  Lazarus  |  Young at Heart   |

[hussyknee]

i'm so confused rn, can you explain the goncharov thing?? i get off tumblr for five minutes

(Edits closed as of 28 Nov.)

Lmaoooo

Nah I getchu. So this post has been circulating for like two years:

Link to post.

But yesterday, it had inspired someone to do this:

Link to post.

Next thing I knew there were fake Letterboxed reviews.

Goncharov moodboards. Really good ones.

Link to post.

Meta analysis. So many fake meta essays. Disturbingly good ones. And of course the memes. (Edit: HAVE I SAID THIS SHIT IS DISTURBING)

As you can see, the myth just started to grow, characters and ships and tropes being added one after the other, almost bizzarely without contradiction, until there was enough of shape to the whole thing for people to start posting fanfic about it on AO3. "No beta we die like ice-pick Joe" is already a tag.

Link to post.

It was hilarious in the beginning, but the way it's developed within less than a day, kind of like it's being willed into existence, is freaking me out a bit. We're toying with powers beyond our comprehension. 😂😂😂

Link to post.

Of course, there could be an ulterior motive as well.

Link to post (tags mine).

Edit: guys, please tag these posts "unreality" so people with disassociation issues can filter them out (not this one, this is an explainer). <3

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Edit 2: Aparently the boots in the original post are actually referring to a movie called Gomorrah that came out in 2008, directed by Mateo Garrone, based on the Scampia Feud. And other people had also been making posts about the fake movie for a while before the poster took off.

found by @thepotch

Edit 3: Explainer: why did those boots have this movie on them anyway?

Edit 4: Alt text added to all images courtesy of @valentineish ❤️

Edit 5: Turns out tumblr has done this kind of thing before. Nine years in this hell place and I had to have "Squiddles" and penis smp explained in the replies.

Edit 6: This post collects the Lore so far.

Edit 7: Lynda Carter (real one)/ earns more/ Tumblr cred.

Edit 8: Holy shit y'all we have the theme music. With sheet music. And it's on Spotify!

Edit 9: THERE IS A TRAILER WITH THE THEME MUSIC

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I made this post 18 hours after the movie poster went up. Closed edits 27 hours after first posting. So all of the above happened within 45 hours of the movie poster going up.

Edit 10: Google document live-compiling all the lore so far (Day 3)

Edit 11: Masterpost of Goncharov soundtracks (Day 3)

Edit 12: Entertainment news articles covering the Gonch-posting (real) (Contd from yday)

Edit 13: The music from the masterpost all compiled into a 31-minute original score with video edits on YouTube (edit: unfortunately taken down)

Edit 14: Staff's Goncharov art showcase for Tumblr Tuesday

As of closing on Day 3 there are 371 works in the AO3 tag.

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Updating with Day 3 shenanigans I missed yesterday:

Edit 15: Goncharov TV Tropes page

Edit 16: Ethics of Gonchposting

Important PSA 1 (how to reduce harm to Tumblr's neurodivergents)

Important PSA 2 (reality affirmation, anti-bullying)

Important PSA 3 (why you should stop trying to vandalise legit information sites)

Edit 17: Character lore from beezlebub whose poster they originated from

Edit 18: What we know about/ Director Matteo JWHJ0715 (#unreality)

Edit 19: Link to post with screenshotted and described NYT article (scroll down) and this golden exerpt from BuzzFeed: 💀

(alt text included)

End of Day 4 there are now 485 works in the Goncharov tag on AO3

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Didn't get to update this on Day 5, so these are the Day 5 doings:

More trailers!

Trailer 1 (My favourite)

Trailer 2

Trailer 3

Trailer 4

I also just found out about the Goncharov Game Jam.

It appears this opened a day after after the meme took off.

Goncharov was first entered into Wikipedia between Day 4 and 5 (attempts to vandalise it with fake info don't count, incidentally – please knock that shit off) under List of Internet Phenomena. This was then expanded into its own Wikipedia page at the end of Day 5 because, according to the talk history: "the topic now meets the notability threshold for its own artice due to significant coverage in The New York Times and other sources cited." We're on Wikipedia, people!

And then we made The Guardian half a day later. So while the meme is definitely dying down to embers by now, it still stays winning.

YouTube channels with episodes on the meme:

InformOverlord (4:30)

Lessons in Meme Culture (2:43)

End of Day of 5 there were 511 works on AO3, and End of Day 6 (today) there are 556.

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🚨BREAKING 🚨 from Martin Scorsese's daughter's TikTok (real actual)

tw: unreality:

We did it you guys!

Clarification: Francesca Scorcese asked her Dad about the meme and Martin played along. Please reblog this PSA to help Tumblr people with psychosis. Thanks.

Final edit: Day 8. Media reactions to Scorcese's TikTok (everyone from Forbes to Vulture). That one Tumblr user who said they'd do a screenplay if their post got notes has promised to shoot a single scene, but please don't be dicks just because you reblogged it; leave them alone until they get around to it themselves. As of end of Day 8 there are 609 works in the AO3 tag. I love all you lunatics. Peace! ❤️

[icaruspendragon]

the best days to have been on the internet:

1) nov 5th 2020

2) the day the queen croaked

3) april 1st 2013 (mishapocalypse)

4) april 1st 2024 (boop)

5) when the evergiven got stuck in suez canal

6) when trump got covid

7) four seasons landscaping

8) jan 6th insurrection

9) skeleton war

10) dashcon

11) bisexual firefighter

12) battle of the joshes

13) dec 21st 2012

[mathswithnarendrasir]

Class-8 Math's Chapter-2 | Ex-2.2 | Q11, 12, 13, 14, | Math With Narendra Sir #mathematics

[serenity-cc]

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[gaymber]

Okay so over the course of what like three days

1. British government collapses

2. No more Boris (special mention for Hugh Grant)

3. No more Shinzo Abe (special mention for Hideo Kojima)

4. Argentina's economy collapses overnight

5. Trump Jan 6 trials and mockery

6. Google has far too large a BTS day event (yes, the kpop band)

7. No internet in like half of canada (inc. not being able to use an ATM or call emergency lines)

8. Twitter suing Elon Musk for not buying Twitter

9. Kinnporsche ep 14 (trending 12 hrs before airing good job y'all)

10. Kazuki Takahashi, the Yu-Gi-Oh mangaka, died

11. Georgia guidestones destroyed

12. Sri Lanka Also having an economic collapse and storming the palace as a result (so no more that president) (also set the place on fire?)

13. Angola's former president died

14. Supernatural finally reaches it's target audience because of 'The Boys' finale

15. Former Mexican president (who commited massacres?) died

There's some real Nov 5 energy in this Wendy's tonight

[survivialswag-archive]

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[tiffycatblog]

plotting out the timeline of some of the horrible things that happen to Tim and my god the 2000's fucking had it out for him

Batman #618, Oct '03 - Jason comes back and slits Tim's throat

Robin #129, Oct '04 - Tim's friend Darla gets shot in front of him

Identity Crisis #6, Jan '05 - His dad dies

Batman #634, Jan '05 - Bruce tells him Stephanie's died

Teen Titans #29, Dec '05 - Jason beats him up again in Titans Tower

Infinite Crisis #6/7, May/June '06 - Conner dies

Batman #657, Nov '06 - Damian shows up and tries to kill him

Flash The Fastest Man Alive #13, Aug '07 - Bart dies

Final Crisis #6, Jan '09 - Batman dies

Red Robin #1, Aug '09 - Dick makes Damian Robin

Over the course of 6 years irl, and almost certainly way less time within the comics, Tim just absolutely gets his shit rocked and I'm positive theres stuff that I've left out or forgotten

[imfromsixam]

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[ahaura]

(Nov. 13)

@amalsaad_lb: Israel has always adopted a population-centric approach which punishes the population not for supporting Hamas, but for simply existing and refusing to submit. It has never tried to employ a "winning hearts and minds" counter-insurgent strategy because it doesn't seek support 1/3

@amalsaad_lb: Support is only necessary when the aim is to rule over a population; Israel's aim isn't to dominate Palestinians but to erase them. All the killings and declarations of genocidal intent we have been seeing are a crucial part of its strategy to crush the will of Palestinians 2/3

@amalsaad_lb: This strategy has historically failed and only fuelled more resistance. Israel doesn't understand how Palestinians and Lebanese continue to reject humiliation and oppression despite great personal cost. It's destined to lose because it's incapable of understanding its enemy 3/3

[matan4il]

On this Yom Ha'Zikaron Le'Chalalei Ma'rachot Yisrael (Memorial Day for Israel's Fallen Soldiers and Terror Victims), I figured it's important to remember that Israeli victims did not exist solely on Oct 7. We have lost loved ones before and since. Here's a list with just one random victim to represent each year. Please scroll down the list to see how far back it goes.

(part 1/5, all parts in the reblogs)

2024: On Jan 7, we lost 19 years old Shai Garmai

2023: On Oct 7, we lost 28 years old Osama abu Madiam

2022: On Nov 23, we lost 18 years old Tiran Faro

2021: On May 12, we lost 5 years old Ido Avigal

2020: On Aug 26, we lost 39 years old Shai Ochayon

2019: On May 5, we lost 49 years old Zaid al-Chamamda

2018: On Dec 12, we lost Amiad Israel Yish Ran, who was murdered in his mother's womb

2017: On Nov 22, we lost 21 years old Hodaya Nechama Assoulin

2016: On Oct 25, we lost 14 years old Rami Namer abu Amar

2015: On Feb 17, we lost 4 years old Adelle Biton

2014: On Oct 22, we lost 2.5 months old Chaya Zissel Brown

2013: On Dec 24, we lost 22 years old Salech al-Din abu al-Atayef

2012: On Jul 18, we lost 28 years old Yitzchak Idan Kolangi

2011: On Apr 17, we lost 16 years old Daniel Aryeh Viplich

2010: On Feb 26, we lost 52 years old Netta Blatt Sorek

2009: On Apr 2, we lost 13 years old Shlomo Nativ

2008: On Mar 6, we lost 26 years old Doron Trunach Mahareta

2007: On Jun 17, we lost 85 years old Meir Cohen

2006: On Aug 10, we lost 4 years old Fatchi Assdi

2005: On Jul 12, we lost 16 years old Nofar Horvitz

2004: On Sep 29, we lost 2 years old Dorit Massarat Binsan

2003: On Sep 9, we lost 20 years old Naava Appelbom

2002: On Nov 10, we lost 4 years old Noam Levi Ochayon

2001: On Dec 12, we lost 42 years old Ester Avraham

2000: On Nov 21, we lost 19 years old Itamar Yefet

1999: On Jun 24, we lost 34 years old Tony Eliyahu Zanna

1998: On Dec 2, we lost 41 years old Osama Moussa abu Aisha

1997: On Mar 13, we lost 13 years old Natali Alkalai

1996: On Feb 25, we lost 57 years old Yitzchak Elbaz

1995: On Jul 24, we lost 60 years old Zehava Oren

As Tumblr limits a post to 30 images... part 1/5 - the next parts will be posted in the reblogs momentarily. Please check out the full list.

(for all of my updates and ask replies regarding Israel, click here)