#100 commands to teach your dog

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Common dog commands for beginners.

Training your dog with basic commands is essential for building a strong bond and ensuring a well-behaved companion. Here are some common dog commands for beginners that will help you establish effective communication and control over your furry friend: Sit: “Sit” is one of the fundamental commands. It teaches your dog to remain seated until you give them permission to move. Hold a treat close…

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Crossover Post: Characters who I know DAMN well would 100% talk you through it. 18+ female and male character list.

Women:

Beatrice (So Not My Type webtoon)

Definitely says "Good girl/Good boy/Good job, baby"

Super gentle when she tells you what to do and how to do it.

Commands disguised as requests.

"Could you do me a favor and rub my clit for me?" She'd ask with a sweet pout that you just can't say no to.

Maria (Silent Hill 2 Remake)

Major tease, but very supportive.

"You can do it, honey. I know you can." She says while she's literally edging you endlessly😭

She makes you pole dance for her while she watches and guides you through each dance.

"Spin around.... then drop, now slowly slink your way up.... beautiful. You look so good, doll."

Olivia (Law and Order: SVU)

Soft spoken, but firm with her commands. But if you act bratty, she'll definitely retaliate. She's only rough when provoked.

"Go on.... suck on my clit for me.... good job, sweetie. Now arch your back.... show me what you're hiding under those clothes..."

I could see her teaching you new positions and the best way to angle yourself.

She will softly command you to pleasure her between hot kisses

Eve (Invincible)

Whether she's the giver or reciever, best believe that she'll talk you through it (unless she's feeling more submissive)

She peppers your neck with soft bites, hickies, and kisses while she touches you. Groping, fondling, stroking, rubbing, regardless of your body, she'll be so thorough with you.... but never rough. That is, unless you ask her nicely.

"I know, baby, I know I'm going slow..... but if I went too fast, it'll end too soon!" She'd say softly with a sympathetic pout that had a teasing undertone.

"It's only 2 more hours.... you can do it.... I know you can. You can do anything." She'd say before kissing you while grinding against your body and massaging your most sensitive spot.

Men:

Graham (Transformers Rescue Bots)

He's super shy and embarassed, but he praises you so much while he talks to you!

"You take me so well, baby... don't.... don't rush it." He'd feel his face get all hot as the red tint of his skin creeps up to his cheeks before saying,"Just sink down... yes, slow and steady. Right.... now speed it up... rock your hips the way I taught you.... so perfect..."

Will literally encourage you like you're his student. Constantly praising every little thing you do to the point where you might get flustered or annoyed.

He likes to kiss you while you ride him.... making sure to guide you by your hips and give you the dorkiest, most lovesick cheesing smile ever.

James (Silent Hill 2 Remake)

Pathetic man who's desperate for every ounce of you.

Pants at the thought of you in his bed, let alone on his cock.

So when he talks you through it, it is sheer desperation, like a dog humping your leg.

"Please, baby, please, take me in your mouth. Yeah, just like that, so good, so good, oh god, your mouth feels so good, baby just keep sucking it, keep sucking it. I'll make sure you cum when you're done.... you deserve it, baby, you deserve everything, yes you do, oh fuck...."

Mark (Invincible)

It takes him a while to get into it, but when he does, he treats you as if you'll crack at the slightest touch.

He'll whisper the whole time, so quiet that nobody can hear, but so loud in your head.

Rex (Invincible)

"Shhh.... it's okay, you're okay. It's a tight fit, I know.... just tell me when to stop. Whenever, you say it and it'll all stop. You feel so good around me..... so fucking good, baby."

Very slow and steady with it since he knows Viltrumites tend to be a bit on the bigger side and he doesn't want to hurt you with his girth or strength.

Teasing bastard till the very end, definitely the type to pick on you while encouraging you to cum. Oh, but then that'd be going against his orders... oh well, guess you won't be able to cum for another 4 hours!

Talks you through it while making you watch yourself through a mirror. He likes the way you get embarrassed, it's cute.

"Look at yourself..." He'd say softly into your ear as he pounds into you. "Look at how good you're taking me... I'm so proud of you. So proud of my boy/girl/baby."

"I never said to cum. All I said was to take a look. You look so pretty/handsome/adorable like this. I really mean that, babe."

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Okay I love it

I bet now with better means, Roxanne can find, if not a cure, a better existence for me than just being in bed all the time. I bet now I’ll have toys and books and pretty dresses and perhaps even friends to play with

Would she let me learn swords if my health improves?

She sounds very busy, does she allow maids to attend to me in her absence?

What about my education? What does she want me to be when I grow up?

Tell me about Roxanne, did she seek me out specifically or just want to destroy the duchy?

Who is this prince and I bet he acts as an uncle bringing me lots of treats and toys

Does Roxanne have the means to procure medicine for me? What about trips to the countryside or the seaside?

Does she love me? Do I love her?

I love asks like this because I love talking about my ocs.

To start, Roxanne would 100% be trying to find some kind of medicine or cure to help your sickness. Preferably something to just mitigate symptoms when you take it because a part of her does love seeing you so weak and needing her help.

She would teach you how to use a sword if you wanted to, especially if you're feeling better. She probably gives you a dagger to keep in your bedroom 'just incase', even though she would sooner let the world explode than let anything happen to you.

You would think Roxanne is busy but since she's often out of the country doing things for the prince a lot of her duties fall to her second in command. Now that she has you, she refuses to be sent away anywhere for extended amounts of time so she just has a lot of free time to be with you. The maids and butlers are only allowed to tend to you if she isn't there to do it herself. She takes her job as your new momma very seriously and refuses to let anyone else help you unless theres no other option.

Roxanne's mission was to infiltrate the duchy to gather information for Berina. While she was attending parties with some of the nobles to try and find a way to infiltrate the duke and duchess' manor she heard rumors about you. When the governess position is announced she quickly takes it, and actually gets hired legitimately. It's only when her first night there she sees you all feverish and curled up in your bed does she realize that she won't be able to leave you behind when her job is over.

Prince Hayden does actually take on a sort of uncle role. He and Roxanne were very close growing up and their parents originally wanted a marriage contract between the two of them. Hayden nullified the contract when his parents died as they view each other more as siblings than anything romantic. Roxanne isn't a fan of leaving him alone around you because she remembers all the bs he dragged her into when they were kids and doesn't want him to corrupt or stress you. He will take on the roll of that one family member who slips you $20 under the table and tells you not to tell your mom only in this case that $20 is actually a priceless gem he found when conquering another kingdom.

Roxanne 100% has the means to try and fund a cure for you and she will, especially once she feels you've settled in nicely. Where she lives is kind of rural so she has a lot of land for you to explore and relax on. If you really want to see the coast, she'll take you to do it, even if Hayden insists on tagging along because 'he feels left out'.

Roxanne loves and adores you. This is the woman who before formally meeting you spent a night caring for you when you were sick. She would jump in front of a carriage for you. As for you loving her, thats more so up to you as a reader! So what do you think? Could you love her back?

Bonus fun facts!

-My inspiration for her name, even though the song is completely unrelated, was 'El Tango De Roxanne' from Moulin Rouge

-Hayden is like her annoying little brother

-She's a cat person but for some reason dogs seem to love her

-She is the only person Hayden sees as an equal and the only one who can be rude to him without being punished

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”Clever Y/N…” Task force 141 x Velociraptor hybrid!reader Head cannons

Warnings: SFW (I am a minor), fluff, blood, language (cussing), mentions of animal abuse/violence (I do not condone), reader is gender neutral

gif credits: @Deshi Basara

Writers note: If this gets 100 notes I’ll make a series out of this like my fox hybrid one

Context/backstory: Jurassic world AU; The park had been long lost abandoned for over a decade now. What was once a park full of creatures of old was now the ruins to a new world. You were an experiment. A human with the qualities and characteristics of a Raptor. You had the raptor feet, legs, tail. Claws, eyes, and teeth. The task force was sent to Isla Nublar. Back to the old run down park to retrieve a weapon, but little did they know that the weapon was you.

Price: You see Price as your Alpha. The moment you two met you knew who was in control. Price. He’s the only man you will ever willingly take orders to. The only man you’re afraid of. A muzzle was a common occurrence for you. You were notorious for biting and teething anything you could get your jaws upon. Especially the task force members. Price is the most patient with you about this but this is a problem that needs to be fixed. He either muzzles you or distracts you with a bone like you would do for dogs.

“Ay!” Price pulls you away from his arm sleeve.

“What did we say about biting Y/N?” He glares at you. You immediately stop what you were doing and turn your attention to something else. “No biting ya muppet.”

Soap:

Soap was the one to break through to you. He never saw you as a weapon, you were just someone trying to survive. Find your place in the food chain. Soap always kept you calm and grounded even in times of danger or a threat to you and the others. Not even Price could calm you like Soap can. He was pretty laid back with you and let you do about whatever you wanted. He didn’t mind the nipping and teething as long as you were gentle. He was the one to help clean you after missions, including your teeth.

“Oi let’s see those pearly white’s.” Soap says as he gestures for you to open your mouth. You do as asked and he rests his hands on his hip proud of his work.

“Now there’s a smile!”

Gaz: Gaz is your trainer. Price thought it would be good practice for Gaz if he was your trainer. Perhaps he could learn a thing or two about teaching and be in Price’s shoes for once. You obeyed, but only when food was involved, otherwise Price would have to come down to motivate you to listen to Gaz. The training did well, you were a massive help on the field, but Gaz can’t help but feel bad about it all. You being a ‘weapon’ of massive destruction that he was in trusted to train. It held quite the pressure on him. He’s afraid he’ll turn you into the monster everyone thought you were.

Gaz watches you tear into one of the punching bags, he couldn’t help but picture the stuffing as intestines and flesh being tore out. He could see the cotton stuck in your teeth as blood dripping down and running off your chins

“Y/N! I think that’s enough for today…”

Ghost: You see Ghost as a beta. You sometimes take orders from him but only if you feel like it. The more irritated he gets with you and more and more you resist his commands and his attempts of control over you. You always snuck up behind him and he didn’t even need to call out to you because you were always there…He wasn’t sure what Gaz has been teaching you but the cold look in your eyes tells him that Gaz wasn’t the first to train you…You wear a head set around your head and neck so he could see out of you and see what your doing. Soap likes to call it Ghost’s “Nanny Cam.”

Price walks into the common room. “Has anyone seen Y/N? I told you all Y/N is not aloud outside unaccompanied!”

Ghost looks over to Price. “Y/N is eating Soap’s cookie stash.”

Soap jumps up wide eyed. “My cookie stash!? Ghost why didn’t you look at your nanny can sooner!?

“ITS NOT A NANNY CAM JONHHY-“

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I crave random Skwisgaar headcannons please feed me🙏🙏

MY FAVORITE TYPE OF REQUEST!!! A good handful of headcanons about Skwisgaar being a dog-dad below the cut (:

He’s a dog person 100% of the way, and is ecstatic when you bring up the idea of getting a dog. As much as he loves the yard wolves, he does secretly want to raise a pup together. You know, one that the real parents aren’t going to snap at him for touching.

He loves the idea of a big, long-haired, working breed. They look so elegant, and he loves the loyalty that his particular favorites display… but truth be told, he is not ready for their energy levels at the beginning. So chances are, if you indulge him in getting a high-strung breed, you’ll be the one going on adventures with them to get that energy out. Although over time he does get a bit jealous (whether its jealous of the dog or jealous of you, you’ll never know,) and starts coming along on your daily walks.

He starts out with the rule of “no dogs on the bed,” but predictably, that falls apart immediately.

Your pup has also 100% adopted the patented Skwisgaar side-eye, and is not afraid to use it. You get a look of “are you seeing this?” any time one of the boys do something stupid.

He also babies them like no other — the type of dog to be dressed in name-brand sweaters and gold jewelry any time you two go out together. They get to be a normal dog at home, but any time you’re in public, your pup is dressed to the nines. You find it ridiculous, but you don’t have the heart to argue.

Skwisgaar has been trying to teach them the “attack” command since they were a puppy, but its backfired in the sense that they think it’s a play command. Any time he sics them on one of the boys, they run up at max speed to go play.

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Stray Fluff

This is part 2. Part 1 is here. If you have any ideas or want to be included in the Taglist, leave a comment or send me a request. In this fic you are a dog, 100% canine, not a human. Enjoy.

“Pffah!” Johnny spat as he fruitlessly held out his arms for cover, and turned his head away while you shook your fur once again. The soap went everywhere including Johnny’s face, getting a bit in his mouth. Kyle shielded himself as well, as you wagged your tail unaware of their displeasure.

“Maybe we should call you trouble.” Kyle suggested, looking right at you. You just panted happily. Kyle couldn't stay mad at that face.

“Don’t name it Gaz ya’ll just get attached.” Johnny said, grumpily.

“The dog isn’t going much of anywhere mate. They’re staying here until we get a transfer sorted for them.” Gaz reminded him.

“Alright get over here mutt.” Soap commands. You obey, but not how he wanted. You walked over to him for another round of shampoo, and jumped up to lick his face, getting him even more soaked and drenched than before. Kyle was sympathetic enough to pull you off of Johnny who was getting fed up with your antics.

Price was still on video call with Laswell trying to figure out what can be done about the poor dog. Meanwhile Laswell was still trying to figure out how to deal with a dog and getting it safely off the base.

“And it stole a ration?” She asked.

“A potato yes. Soap was very adamant.” Price said, with a hint of sarcasm behind his statement.

“Hmm…” Laswell said before starting to mutter over the video call.

“You’re breaking up watcher.” Price commented.

"The dog is from an animal testing facility. Beauty products most likely." Kate exclaimed.

"Dog doesn't show any signs of testing, at least none that I've noticed." Price pointed out.

“There’s a stamp on the collar with a few numbers and a small logo but I can't make out what the logo is. This is very strange, John."

“Tell that to my sergeants currently giving the mutt a flea bath." Price commented. There was a small chuckle from Laswell.

“You’ll be the first to know if anything else comes up. Call it a fixation, but I'm going to do more digging, for now the dog will have to stay with on base.” Laswell said.

"Ghost is already out getting some extra supplies." Price said, guessing this would happen.

"I'll let you know what I find. Watcher out." Laswell said before signing off. Price sat back in his seat sighing. The Dog would stay until they figured out where it came from or a shelter could take it.

Price stood up and headed outside. As soon as he opened the door though, you slipped in, covered in shampoo and water. Price got out of the just in time to keep Johnny and Kyle from running into him. You’re around the corner of the hall in mere seconds with the two sergeants hot on your tail. Price just stood there and shaking his head in disbelief. Simon was standing next to him in a couple of minutes seeing the captain’s wet leg from you rubbing against him, and the remaining trail of puddles. He looked at his captain.

“What do we do with the dog?” He asked. Price looked back at his lieutenant and down the hall again, with neither you nor the sergeants in sight.

Each of the 141 came up with their own ideas. Or sometimes you were the one who came up with the idea.

Kyle would use his off time to give you attention. Didn't take long for it to become a bit of a routine and one you picked up on, finding him somewhere on base just finishing up, poking your head in and wagging your tail. It became a highlight of his day, and yours, as you got plenty of scratches and even belly rubs. Kyle enjoyed it for the chance to be active in a more positive sense. Work could be tiring for him, and he wouldn’t always go outside and throw something for you, but he welcomed snuggles on his bunk. Sometimes you would help with his work, actually listening to his instructions when you're ordered to drop it.

At one point Kyle decided to teach you some basic commands and even had a K9 unit and trainer join to help you learn as well. Yeah uh... you kept getting him tangled in the leash, and more than once you fell off whatever makeshift ramps and platforms they made. You did learn how to sit, stay, and go with leash tugs and spoken word. The K9 trainer would look after you whenever Kyle and the rest of the 141 had to leave to go on missions. You would often spend your days waiting on Kyle's bed for him to return. Anytime you overheard a chopper or jeep you would spring off the bed, barking excitedly until you got outside, standing and waiting to see if they had returned safely.

For the most part, you followed Johnny around while he was working out or doing other stuff on base. He found you a bit of a nuisance. If he didn't give you attention even when you were being so well-behaved, you would nip at his hand or leg. This led to him giving you attention, but it was usually just to chase you off. At one point though while he was working out he started doing sit-ups. You went over to him and sat at his feet before putting your paws on his knees. Your happy face stopped him before he got his first sit making him chuckle. After you helped him with sit-ups you made his push-ups more of a challenge, laying on his back. Johnny was able to distract you with a ball, but you two become more comfortable with each other. Eventually, he’s taking you with him to go running, using a leash to keep you from running too far ahead. You’re still a kind-hearted menace though, taking any food he leaves in reach of your mouth.

Simon found you very helpful. You’re a dog, and he could talk to you when he needed it. On occasion, he finds you sleeping in his bed, sometimes on his chest. You are not unwelcomed. Often you are discovered after he wakes up, sometimes from nightmares. You wake with him, and with you on top of him, you ground him.

“Good dog.” He muttered one night in a cold sweat. You stared at him in the dark and then felt his rough calloused hands massaging your ears. He found you soothing, even when you’re just hiding under the table waiting for something to drop. Simon doesn’t bother sneaking food, he straight up slips it to under the table.

Price didn't know what to make of you for the first week or so. You’re not like most stray dogs that tend to be frightened of humans. You’re curious and you openly show that curiosity. Price is often writing reports and doing paperwork so you’ll try to distract him, by getting a ball or stick. You get a ball and start begging for him to play with you. He has to focus on his work and he expresses this to you multiple times. Then you would see if you could get him to see the toy. He would scold you, and wrestle with you to get off his lap or desk.

Price sighed as one such wrestle led to the ball falling and bouncing away for you to chase. Then he noticed the time. Thinking for a moment he did need to take a break.

“Outside?” He asked you. You looked at him with the ball in your mouth, tilting your head. He asked again. “Outside?”

You wagged your tail as he got up, stretching and feeling his back crack before he took you outside. He was able to track down a large pillow, which was left by his desk for you to relax on so you could nap while you waited for him to finish. After that, if he ever has to step out of his office for drills or anything you’re walking right next to him, toy in mouth. You sit anytime he addresses the soldiers, at attention with the toy still in your mouth. If you couldn't be found on Kyle's bunk when the 141 were away, you could be found waiting on the pillow.

One day Laswell and Nikolai come by. Laswell was there to talk to Price and go over some intel, Nikolai came along as her ride (and to meet you). Kyle had you on a leash and you sat patiently. Laswell was somewhat impressed, seeing as your first story involved you getting into trouble.

“Captain.” Laswell said, shaking the captain’s hand, and then Kyle’s. “Sergeant.”

You gave a soft and polite woof, shifting your two front paws. Laswell couldn’t help but offer a hand for you to sniff. You sniffed it and then offered your own paw to shake which she accepts. None of them had seen you do that before. Nikolai is chuckling.

“Good dog. Knows manners better than most.” Nikolai commented.

“Take it no one has any ideas where the dog came from?” Kyle asked. Laswell shook her head. They all walked bavk inside and you retrived a ball as soon as Kyle got you off the leash. Johnny was close by, along with Simon intent to listen to Laswell’s intel. You took your toy to Laswell and basically sat on her feet staring up with puppy dog eyes. Johnny is snickering while Nikolai is laughing. Laswell looked back down at you while you wait for her to take the toy.

“John could you call them off?” Laswell asked the captain. Then she saw the grin on his face.

“‘fraid there’s only one way for that Laswell.” Johnny exclaimed. Laswell gave him a look that had him avoiding eye contact. You continued wagging your tail waiting for her to accept your gift. Laswell gave in and took the toy. She held it up for you to see before tossing it. You sprung after it quickly and picked it up again, this time bringing it to Nikolai. Nik wasted no time, playing with you, and even doing fake throws. Every time you returned it to him, he gave you plenty of praise and pets. This goes on for a short bit before Laswell can convince the rest of the team to go into a room to start the briefing. You follow the team inside where you're kept occupied by Nikolai.

While Laswell went over the meeting Johnny noticed you out of the corner of your eye and bites his tongue. To his surprise, you sat politely and listened to Laswell as she went over the intel she had brought with her.

Then Laswell brought you up in her intel, making you tilt your head. “Your canine may not be a simple stray.”

Laswell tapped the tablet and the view of the map moved and highlighted a specific location. A factory of some kind. “As suspected they were being used for animal testing. What they were testing was a serum. One that has yet to work without killing the subject.”

“They want to use this on humans?” Simon questioned, thinking this was starting to sound like a plot to a cheesy action movie. If Laswell brought up “super soldiers” he would’ve walked out or called bluff.

“No.” Laswell said. “They’re using it on animals.”

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I need more platonic headcannons in my life; can you do some general headcannons for being friends with Charlie, Angel Dust, Alastor, and Rosie? (Separately BTW)

Charlie

Being friends with Charlie includes being down for her crazy ideas and schemes.

You are her third in command, the second being Vaggie, with whom you need to be friends.

You get to know all the details about all the hotel inhabitants. Charlie needs someone to spill the tea with who isn't her level-headed partner.

If you are single, she constantly sets you up on dates; she just wants you to have what she has.

However, if you are Aro or Ace, she stops and just finds more people for you to be friends with.

If you are super artistic, be prepared for her to ask for your help with a million things around the hotel.

If you are more left-brain and planning-oriented, she will definitely need your help making sure she shows up to her meetings on time.

She has a high standard of care for you. She is definitely texting three times a day to make sure you ate and are drinking water, friend.

She is a princess with a million and one things, thanks to her dad, so she loves spoiling you and Vaggie.

Friend dates are a must, whether at the hotel or not. She needs to decompress from her relationship, too.

Angel Dust

Clubbing every weekend and some weeknights. However, he will settle on sleepovers if clubbing isn't your style.

He only trusts you to help him when he is having a hard time with Val, so you two go on a lot of self-care dates.

When he can convince you to go to a club he is the ultimate let me hold your drink I trust no one else here.

You and he sit at the bar a lot and bother Husk. Between him flirting and you asking deranged questions, it is always a fun time.

Gives you the best flirting and dating tips, he may be a horn dog and porn star, but he is still a romantic at heart.

You two will 100% play dress up, it is one of his favorite pass times with you especially since a lot of Vel's clothes are meant for people with two arms.

He will not let you visit him at work, though he always comes and visits you. He is afraid that if Val saw you, he would try to trick you into working for him, too.

Teaches you how to pole dance if you are really curious; he thinks it's an excellent skill to have even if you aren't in the sex work industry.

If you choose to follow his lifestyle, he supports you wholeheartedly and even goes out of his way to help you find an ethical club or producer to work for so Val can't get his hands on you.

Alastor

He is a gentleman if you pass his vibe check and are allowed into his inner circle.

You two will go on hunts together if you like; if not, you are the first person he offers the cooked kill to.

Will try to convert you to cannibalism only a handful of times, if you like it you like it if not well damn.

He lets you help him script his broadcasts; however, he doesn't let you speak on them, so people won't come and target you.

Loves to help you ruffle Vaggie or Husk's feathers. Literally, his biggest enjoyment is making either one upset at whatever you two concocted.

Please help him annoy Lucifer; he will be your best friend for life.

You and he visit Rosie regularly to have tea dates and gossip about what is happening with all the other overlords.

He lets you help him clean up his murder weapons, sometimes its more fun to get your hands dirty than using the shadows all the time.

You and his central shadow talk constantly; this annoys him because you two goof off when he's trying to work.

You are the only person who he told about his wounds from Adam, and you help him clean up, best friend pact for life. You won't tell anyone how weak he was.

Rosie

She lets you help at the shop a lot, giving her more freedom and you more street credit.

She will stick up for you against Susan, even if you can handle yourself.

She shows you off to the other cannibals about how close of friends you two are.

She invites you to all her and Alastor's tea dates, enjoying the company of her best friends.

Like Charlie, she will try to find you a date, but only so she can kill them and eat them after they upset you.

Will also try to convert you to cannibalism; however, if you aren't in that crowd, she will happily take up cooking lessons with you.

Honestly, you two have a lot of cooking dates. I'm not gonna lie; you're teaching her how to cook regular food, and she teaches you how to cook other sinners.

She tells you all about her four dead husbands. She ensures you know all the juicy bits so you can hate on them together.

If she gets another husband, you will be the one to decide his fate 9/10. Rosie will come up to you and ask yes or no.

She teaches you all the weaknesses of a human so you can fare better in hell without her.

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Nyarla!!!!

Okay, picture a poly cross guild x reader, where reader absolutely adores and spoils Sir Crocodiles Bananawanis and the Humandrills of Kuraigana. Not only do they have the scary dog privileges of the cross guild but if they do get caught without one of their bodyguards boyfriends, all they have to do is whistle or say "walkies!" And along comes the only known natural predator of sea beasts and a giant Sasquatch with sword skills learnt from the greatest swordsman.

I feel like a healthy mixture of babying and loving the animals and treating them as just as dangerous as they are. Reader is 100% willing to line (evil) men up for the slaughter for her babies to get their proper enrichment, it's scary, and morally questionable, and the cross guild has never found anything more hot

Reader: (holding a Bananawanis by its cheeks like a puppy) who's a baby? You are! Yes you are!! Would you like to go for a walk?

Sir Crocodile: if you keep spoiling them you're going to make them soft, azizati

Reader: would you like to go for a walk over the corpses of your enemies? Would you like to crush their bones beneath your feet? I think you would! Yes you would!

Sir Crocodile: ...nevermind. This is acceptable.

Mihawk: Darling, pray tell what do you think you're doing with your protection?

Reader: blowing on their tea so they don't burn their tongues. Duh.

Mihawk: .... I don't know why I bother

I imagine Buggy gets jealous that he doesn't have a pet (except Richie, but he's not Buggy's) and ends up sulking, but as Reader is trying to comfort him Crocodile makes a snarky comment about how Buggy is pet enough as it is.... And it starts another fight.

As an animal lover in general I am DYING over this 🥹😭❤️

And also thinking about reader's first encounters with both the bananawani and the humandrills.

Crocodile: Careful, they're dan...ger...ous...?

Y/N: *already cuddling with several baby bananawanis* THEY'RE SO CUTE I LOVE THEM SO MUCH I WOULD DIE FOR THEM 🥹—

Crocodile: *heavy-sigh*

And the humandrills—

Mihawk: They have a tendency to attack anyone who—wait, don't—!

Y/N: *crouching down and offering a baby humandrill food* Oh dear—Who's a precious little baby? Aww, yes, you are! Such a lil cutiepie 🥹

Mihawk: *extra heavy-sigh*

Over time, you train the humandrills to also take care of the bananawanis. Now you have your own army commanding their own army, all at your disposal.

And they all answer to you.

Frankly even Mihawk and Crocodile are a little intimidated at this point. They won't admit it out loud, but it's there.

And jealous as Buggy is that he doesn't have his own animal mascot, he's also all starry-eyed about your humandrill/bananawani army and just "PLEASE TEACH ME YOUR WAYS"

[karmacharmeleon18]

I was all on board the RoyJamieKeeley train but ngl the fandom is testing me. Stop turning Jamie into Keeley and Roy's doormat

Jamie is the most confident of the three and apart from the slip up in the final episode, the most emotionally mature, sincere and direct

He's not an insecure, submissive doormat that lets the other two play with him and do whatever they want without communication

If anything, he'd be the glue holding the throuple together

He's not an afterthought, something added on to Roy and Keeley together, something they can take or leave, something they can use as a sexual object and then throw to the side

(I've legit read posts saying "they would treat him like a dog 🐶 make him sleep at the end of the bed or on the floor if he misbehaves! nudging him with a heel if they want to play with him! so hot!")*

Jamie Tartt commands attention... and affection, and respect

(And the same applies to JamieXRoy, Jamie would not let Roy get away with any of his bullshit, but a big part of the fandom can't look at a mlm ship without applying hetero norms to it, turning Jamie into the most effeminate, submissive, emotional person (which is misogynistic and homophobic!), because "someone has to be the girl in the relationship", while Roy is the "manly man who makes the rules"; how about you let Jamie be Jamie? That man would metaphorically (or maybe even physically?) kick Roy's arse and then laugh in his face as they eat kebabs afterwards if Roy tried to pull any of his bullshit with him)

Remember Keeley talking behind Roy's back to his BOSS and COWORKERS and her ex, making Roy feel humiliated (I'm still not over the fact that at the end HE was to one who apologized????)

Remember Roy's self-sabotaging and jealous behavior (who the video was for is none of your goddam business)

Jamie would not let that shit fly.

Jamie "look I know you're upset about something and taking it out on me" Tartt who forces the scariest man in football to follow him around as he recites info about a foreign city and then forces him into a heart to heart after showing him the most wonderful sights and teaching him how to ride a bike in honor of his grandpa

Jamie "I just wanted to see how you're doing, man" Tartt who goes to comfort his historic love rival for his breakup rather than seize his chance with Keeley

Jamie "I'm glad you feel good about breaking up with me" Tartt who doesn't take insults personally because even when he was an absolute prick he wasn't unaware that he was an absolute prick, he was 100% conscious of his flaws

Jamie Tartt who loves therapy

Jamie Tartt who learned what emotional honesty is, and is never ever going back, even if it gets him in trouble

Jamie Tartt the leader, the conductor, who puts himself in the center rather than at the front because personal glory is not as important as your team performing the best they can, and your teammates expressing all of their talent

Jamie Tartt who's not afraid of calling out Roy on his bs

Jamie Tartt who inequivocably has the upper hand in his relationship with Roy, because he's honest and at peace with his wants, needs, emotions, while Roy panics at the first sign of friendship and intimacy

Jamie Tartt who doesn't play with people's feelings and is always honest and forward, and tries to think before he acts, evaluating the pro and the cons, and apologizing preventively when he knows what he's about to say is out of line, but honesty (the funeral scene with Keeley)

Compared to Keeley who sleeps with Jamie when Roy ghosts her, and then with Roy when Jack leaves her and Roy is being emotionally vulnerable, without thinking of the consequences, using people as emotional crutches, not changing in 3 seasons

Compared to Roy, who, bless him, hasn't had a single coherent thought throughout season 3, actively regressing after two years of development (not a critique of the writing, someone as emotionally constipated as Roy would definitely regress after massively self-sabotaging)

Jamie is the one helping Roy feel joy again

Jamie is the one comforting Keeley after the leak

Roy and Keeley are the ones fucking up with Jamie

And Jamie is the one mature enough to know that he is not the problem, he doesn't take it personally, "it's just poopeh, let it flow"

Like, come on!

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*if that's your kink and a dynamic you have explored and liked irl and are just projecting onto Jamie, by all means I think there's nothing wrong with it. But a lot of headcanons like this are blatantly born out of disrespect for Jamie's character, where Jamie doesn't "need to be put in his place" because it's the author's kink, but because he can't possibly be at the same level as Roy and Keeley. Some people want official RoyKeeley with a bit of Jamie sprinkled on solely when it's hot and convenient to do so, or for the drama and angst of it. That's what I have issues with.

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All of a sudden, Meatball is the human and the 100th and our girls in the ATA are dogs.

What breed is everyone? Is Buck a golden retriever?

OOOOOOH. This is fun!!! And I have put a lot of thought into this, hahahahahahahaha. So I hope you don't hate it! 🤣

I think Buck’s your rescue dog! He’s soft, but he’s had a hard life, and despite all that he’s just trying to do the right and honest thing. I think he’s a mix between a shepherd and a mountain dog of some kind that looks absolutely adorable, but used to live on the street.

Now Bucky, I think he’s your golden. He’s the helper dog you get your rescue to teach them how to be a dog and give them a friend, someone to show you how to experience the world. He’s lovable, he’s loyal, and he loves to run around and chase a ball, and he’s so so patient.

Dorothy gives me the Border Collie vibe. She’s got a pretty loud bark when need be, she herds her girls and the rest of the pilots she’s in charge of, she goes up against anyone she needs to for them, and she’s super super smart.

Rose totally screams Afghan to me. She’s so smart and independent and confident, and she’s driven and suspicious of people, but she’s also a little in her head sometimes, and may seem a little ditzy or self absorbed, when she’s actually far from it. She’s loyal and she doesn’t trust just anyone. And she has really, really great hair.

I think a Brittany fits Amelia. She’s energetic and loving, she gives everyone a chance and she’s never met someone who she couldn’t make into a friend. She’s smart, she wears her heart on her sleeve, she’s a really fast learner and one of the quickest to move through the ranks in the ATA, and she doesn’t let a whole lot get her down.

I don't know why, but I cannot get a Pug out of my head when I think of George. Or a Corgi. Like, he's just so fun and witty and he's always a good time. He's clever and charming and fairly docile (until provoked) and he commands a room so well.

Curt kinda feels like a Jack Russell Terrier, honestly. Or maybe something crossed with a Chihuahua. He's lively and alert, he sometimes has a little bit of an attitude, but he's really fast and has so much courage and spunk and he's so dedicated to his friends.

Ok, hang with me here, but I think Rosie's 100% a Standard Poodle. He's sociable, energetic, athletic, and beyond intelligent. He's showy and smooth but he's also sweet and hard-working. Anyone looking at him would think he's a total teddy bear, but he's actually a machine who is never afraid to do the right thing and follows orders like a champ. His nickname is Twinkle Toes, he's a total poodle.

And, finally, our girl. Our damaged but in the process of healing heroine, Stella Frank. I have gone back and forth on so many different dogs, because I couldn't find just the right one. I briefly considered the Doberman, but Frank's a little too hesitant for that breed, I think. I considered a smaller dog in the terrier family or even a beagle, but she's not that friendly or loud, and I even looked into a Dalmatian, but I'm not quite sure "energetic" is the right word for Frank. Anxious? Nervous? Needing to move her body so she doesn't get a little destructive? Yes. She's not jumping up and down, running around in circles excited.

BUT, there was one dog I just kept coming back to: the Greyhound. She's pretty mild, but a little standoffish and sensitive. She doesn't respond well to criticism or harsh/loud words, and her former life wasn't a great one. Which, I think many Greyhounds also experience. She doesn't like strangers, she can be a little off-putting and straight faced, but once she's comfortable and familiar she's fun to be around and affectionate. She wants to be part of a team, rather than a cog in a machine, and she likes wide, open spaces where she can be as free as she wants to be.

[eunjiswrld]

🤍🫧 … Eunji with SKZ !

BangChan — JiChan 🫧

If there’s one person Eunji can go to for advice, it’d be Chan. He’s Eunji’s biggest supporter and always has been ever since she joined the team. They absolutely enjoy working with each other and they always find ways to have fun together. Chan definitely sees Eunji as a little sister, and is always there to defend/protect her. Whenever Eunji is struggling with something, Chan is always there to help her. Eunji also enjoys cooking for Chan and bringing him gifts whenever they all have a comeback as a way to show her appreciation. Chan is definitely the reason why Eunji is here today.

Minho — Minji 🎀

Cat Duo. Is there more needed? These two are so cat coded, and them being friends makes it 100% better. They enjoy knocking things over and causing chaos, just to be seen taking a 9 hour nap mere minutes later. They’re a disastrous combination, as they can either get in some kind of trouble together, or they can be the calmest people to be around. They’re also learning buddies as well, they enjoy teaching each other English. Often, you’ll see these two exchanging random english phrases they’ve learned together. On top of everything, they both own cats!! They both love talking about their cats and showing them off. They love going to each others houses to see one another’s cats.

Changbin — Binji 🌿

These two are gym rats, perfect for one another to work out with. Eunji loves going to the gym with Changbin, and she even wakes up earlier than him to work out. Changbin also really loves Eunji’s cooking, and is always the first to taste anything she cooks in the dorm. He calls himself her ‘Chef in Command’ and likes to think he’s helping in the kitchen when in reality he’s just there to get a plate first. They also really enjoy going out and singing at Karaoke rooms. If you see these two walk in together and the place contains a Karaoke Machine, run. You definitely do not want these two singing their hearts out all night, you’ll never hear the end of it.

Hyunjin — Hyunji 🧸

These two get along really well, and they’re favorite activity to do together is paint. They love talking about different painting techniques and different styles to try out whenever they paint. Hyunjin and Eunji have always been good friends from the start, and it was even found out that they attended the same high School at some point. The two have a lot in common and even though they act like they don’t get along, they care about each other to death. They also like cooking in the dorm together and often exchange recipes to each other. They’re also huge dog lovers!! They enjoy bringing their dogs over to each other’s houses so they can play together. Taka and Kkami are best friends, just like their owners.

Jisung — 2ji 💐

(1/3 of soulmateracha)

If there was a such thing as having Best Friends as your Soulmate, It’d be Soulmateracha. Jisung and Eunji didn’t have a good start to meeting each other when they first debuted. They started off absolutely resenting each other, always butting heads and never getting along, but now they’re inseparable. Where one goes, the other absolutely has to follow. Eunji and Jisung do almost everything together, and it’s tough on them to be apart. They’re like a tornado when they’re together, because if you thought Minji was bad, 2ji is even worse. They’re very loud when they’re together and there’s never a time when they’re not laughing together. These two are very playful together and they’re bound to cause mischief wherever they go. They have a bond like no other.

Felix — Eunlix ⭐️

(2/3 of Soulmateracha)

Eunji’s Guardian Angel in Human form, and a dear member of Soulmateracha. Felix is the type to do absolutely everything and anything for Eunji, and he cares about her very much. From the start, Felix has always been there for Eunji, and has never left her side. He enjoys taking her to visit his family and spending time with her, and just adores everything about Eunji. When Eunji is unsure about something, Felix will always be there to give some advice or to help her. It proves that he’s willing to help her with anything she needs. Their favorite activity to do together is baking, as Felix loves baking brownies and Eunji loves baking cakes. Together, they make the best desserts known to everyone in the dorm. They also play video games together, and often boast about their ranks in games. Eunji enjoys playing pranks on Felix, often tricking him to drink coffee and teasing him about his gaming rank. In other words, Felix and Eunji were meant to meet.

Seungmin - Seungji ⛅️

(3/3 of soulmateracha)

Eunji’s playful puppy rival, since she is apart of nyannyanracha after all. These two are jointed at the hip, hence why he’s apart of soulmateracha. When together, they’re the most playful duo ever imagined. They always end up getting into some kind of mischief together even when they’re not trying. During MV shoots they’re usually the ones playing pranks on the other members while they’re filming. These two also enjoy playing games together, and tease one another if someone loses. They definitely cannot be trusted to do anything together or separate. They’re the bestest of friends and nobody can really ever tell them otherwise. They do everything together and their favorite activity is to tease the other members and watching baseball games.

Jeongin — I.NJI 🪐

Eunji will literally defend Jeongin til the end of time just because she can. Eunji is the literal number one Jeongin defender. She’s always been protective of him since they’ve met and instantly felt a sibling like bond with him just like the others. When the others tease him, she’s always quick to defend him, and says that only she can make fun of him. They enjoy going to the beach together and collecting seashells together to hang on the walls of their dorm like little garlands. Eunji and I.N are also Karaoke Machine lovers (a little less bad than Eunji and Changbin), and they love late night convenience store runs together.

🤍 …’ (Soulmateracha is a unit composed of Eun-ji, Jisung, Felix and Seungmin. It is named that way because of how close they are with one another, and they were given that name by the fans.)

[princesscolumbia]

Star Trek Captains, A Review and Categorization II - The Wrath of Polling

I'm 100% sure it's due entirely to people not knowing the poll existed, but where the support of Capt.'s Rios and Seven are annecdotally strong, I've got numbers for Spock, Batel, and a surprising tie for third of Scott and Saru.

Without further ado...

Captain Spock

At least four generations of Done With Your Shit™️. Your ideas are stupid and wrong and he can prove it mathematically...which is why he can't get enough of Kirk, weird lil' himbo twink just dual-weilds the middle finger at the No Win Situation and Spock has to check his calendar to make sure Pon Far didn't arrive early! (We get it, Spock, we've all been there, right ladies?)

Scorecard

Enterprise Captains He's Given 'The Eyebrow' to: 4

Civilizations unified: 2

Ancestors whose name rhymes with "Barthur Cronnan Spoil": 1

Amount of time he kept one ship in battle-worthy condition when all the others of its class and generation were being mothballed, destroyed, or lost to the future: 40 years

Siblings he just never talks about: 2

Category: Space Elf

Captain Batel

Probably the one person in Starfleet that can always call out Pike on his shit. Maybe not Mom to Pike's 'Dad,' but not bad as the cool stepmom. Yes, Chris, she'll take care of Chapel while she deals with her boy issues, we'll have some girl time, it'll be fun!

Scorecard

Number of Pike fans INSANELY jealous she managed to land in Pike's bed: Like, all of them!

Number of musical numbers while in command: 1

Number of musical numbers that singing voice should have been given: ...a LOT more!

Amount of patience to deal with Pike's mid-life crisis: 9,001

Category: Step-MILF that will teach you how to drive when Dad (Pike) gets too 'back-seat-driver'-y

Captain Scott

Crouching Engineer, HIDDEN BADASS! Kirk may sit in the Captain's chair, but we all know who the Enterprise lets put her engines to bed for the night. This man can make any engine or transporter you can think of just sing, all in perfect accompaniment to his bagpipes.

Scorecard

Times he accidentally created a time machine (with Spock on assist): 1

Times he accidentally hosted a murdering parasite: 1

Times he out-drank an extra-galactic entity bent on stealing HIS ship: 1

Times he tested transwarp beaming with an admiral's dog: [0/1] <- YOU open the box! I'm not collapsing that waveform!

Times he unironically used the line, "There be whales here!" in a 23rd century space vessel: 1

Category: Miracle Worker

Captain Saru

Proof that a prey species can unequivocally kick your ass. Ride or die. This man will take your spaceship, captain it efficiently, and give it back to you better than when you got it. Alfred to Burnham's Batman. Might call you "Daddy," but we know who wears the belt.

Scorecard

Evolutions (you know, like Pokemon): 1

Autistic crew he's whole-heartedly supported and mentored: 1

Category: Tol Cinnamon Roll

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Teaching -BLANKS- in motion

Figured I'd try making some short videos with some training tips and demonstrating how I train my own dogs, and I figured I'd start with the surprisingly complex Whatever in motion. While Tassie knows this one very well already, going through all the phases step-by-step helps reinforce the behavior. Below I'll try to write out some more detailed instructions on each step. Keep in mind that she DOES know this; these are demonstrations of each step and should be learned over a greater span of time. It doesn't take weeks, though! Tassie learned the Down in Motion in two training sessions!

Step 1: Dropping on command

This skill is also very useful in teaching the Emergency Down, and the concept behind it is that your dog just drops as soon as the command is given. They don't take a couple extra steps forward, they don't turn around to look at you before doing so, they just drop. This is easiest taught with an ecollar, though one is not strictly necessary. You just need something that catches the dog's attention and makes them alert slightly before you give the command. For instance, Tassie is not trained with a click marker, so I could use a clicker, or a short whistle, something very jarring that makes sure your dog is 100% focused on you. I am a very big fan of using the startle (not fear) reflex in a lot of training and believe it helps cement snappy, quick obedience.

The easiest way to teach this is coupled with a hand motion and using a wall as a barrier. Heel along the wall with the dog on the inside, to limit their movement, and use your disruptor paired with a hand signal in front of their face and give your verbal command. With a few repetitions, start giving your dog a "Nope!" and move forward again if your dog does not drop within a second. It's a longer time than you think! Gradually shorten this time period and ONLY reward fast drops, but do not drill this repeatedly. Give a few attempts, switch to something else for a bit, and then come back. Let your dog puzzle it over and figure it out, and if they do it fast give them a HUGE party with their reward. Remember this is fun, and while there will be a lot of pressure at times, you're here to have fun working with your dog!

Step 2: Leaving your dog behind

I genuinely believe this is the toughest step, because it is quite a bit unlike how you teach your dog to Stay. Heel with your dog and give the drop command, then, WITHOUT rewarding or turning to face your dog (but please give a good job marker!), step forward with your back to your dog. You can use the Stay command for this if needed! The idea is to get your dog used to you 'leaving them behind', so to speak, without needing a treat to hold them in place. If you have a young or clingy dog, this is very difficult because your dog wants to be with you. If they get up to follow just give a "Nope!" and try again, it doesn't take long before they catch on but it requires some impulse control. It's why I prefer starting with the Down in Motion before moving on to anything else, it's physically more restrictive than other positions.

Make sure to always return yourself to Heel position before rewarding, do NOT call your dog back to Heel. Reinforce that staying in Down was the part that gets rewarded, not the part where they run to catch up to you. Eventually, once they start getting the hang of it, start shortening your pauses before stepping forward again without your dog, until eventually you're just giving a brief pause. Once again, don't drill this, only do a few reps at a time, and if they're really struggling with shortening time step backwards into a longer pause. Remember, at this phase you're reinforcing them staying while you move onwards. Eventually, you will only have to slow down the slightest bit before moving forwards.

Step 3: Polishing and other positions

This is where the steps come together and you work on polish, and it's also where an ecollar comes in really handy. Eventually you're going to get to the point where you don't slow down at all while giving your dog the command to drop, and your dog might hesitate to obey because you didn't slow and you're just moving at the same pace forwards so they're not sure. This is where you can give a small correction or "Nope!" and return to your dog, and then try again. The disruptor from the very first step will work wonders polishing this up, because it reminds your dog to pay close attention and obey.

Remember, this is really tough! They don't speak our language, and we have to make sure we're communicating clearly, and this is very confusing with a trained Heel. You're moving forward with Purpose, and they're supposed to follow at your side, except you're telling them to do something else and it's very conflicting to them. Reward heavily when they do it, and be very clear with your commands. It's why I use BOTH verbal and hand commands at this point with Tassie, so that she knows exactly what I'm asking for and there's no mistaking the command for something else. And then from a Down in Motion, I'll move to a Sit in Motion, and eventually a Stand in Motion.

However, when moving to other positions, ALWAYS step backwards to Step 1. You think it's just the Same Thing but Different, but to your dog it's a whole new command! They'll pick up the concept quicker because they will realize it's very similar, but if you try to move from a Down in Motion to your very first Sit without building it up first you're going to ruin the experience for your dog and potentially ruin the promptness of the first taught command while they hesitate and get corrected. Remember to have fun with the whole experience, and then you can show off your super-cool look how fucking awesome my dog is commands!

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If this is something you would like to see more of from me, let me know and let me know what you'd like me to demonstrate! Thanks to Reese I had to learn some pretty unorthodox ways of training certain skills, and I taught Tassie to pivot BEFORE I taught her to pivot on a foot marker (she refused to do it the other way around) so I tend to have pretty, uh, interesting ways of doing things but, hey, they work! This is the one skill that using this method to teach worked extremely well for both dogs, and come next puppy I'll be seeing if I can go three-for-three on this method and if not I'll improvise and move from there. Remember this isn't the end-all-be-all, this is just how I trained this and it worked pretty goddamn well so I figured I'd share it.

[alex51324]

To go into a little more detail, shame and guilt work like punishments--or "aversives," if you're into euphemisms.

Frequent punishment, in lab animals, and household animals, and human beings, is known to produce what's called global suppression of behavior. The animal, or person, knows that doing things--or reacting to situations, or showing emotion--results in punishment, so they try to do, or react, as little as possible. If they don't become completely unresponsive, they might stick to a narrow routine of behaviors they know are safe, and especially avoid any kind of novel behavior, since they can't predict whether that behavior will result in punishment.

So, it's probably starting to be pretty obvious why this would be bad for developing a new behavior pattern.

When you're trying to teach someone--say, a dog--to do a new behavior on command, one method, called shaping, is to reward them for spontaneously performing that behavior, or something similar to it. For this method to work, you need to have lots of behavior to observe (& potentially reward). If you've taught the dog that being in the training setting means being punished for doing the wrong thing, they aren't going to try new things.

Now going back to a kid who hasn't been doing their homework. Chances are, they are not going to go from "does little to no homework," to "completes 100% of homework, turns it all in on time and receives good grades," on the first try.

The kid knows what happens when they don't do their homework: you yell, and belittle, and lecture them about how hard you work for them to have opportunities in life, which they are now throwing away by not doing homework.

They don't know what happens if they start the homework but only manage part of it, or if they do it but forget to turn it in, or if they do it and turn it in, but get most of the answers wrong and get a bad grade.

Logically, if the starting point was "not attempting any homework at all," you should reward that kid for any of those outcomes, because it's a positive step toward the end goal.

But if your response to them not doing it at all is to lose your shit? You probably do not have it in you to respond in a compassionate and productive way to them trying and failing. And your kid knows it.

Ultimately, you want them to develop a sustainable homework routine, that they can carry out with little parental supervision--and that process is going to require a lot of trial and error. Is it better to start with the hardest assignment (and get it out of the way) or with the easiest (to build some momentum)? What method of storing and transporting the homework eliminates most of the friction that might prevent you from remembering to turn it in? If you don't understand the material, should you just guess, so you have something to turn in, or is it better to spend your time trying to understand it--by reviewing the material, preparing questions for the teacher, seeking out supplemental material, etc.--even if you end up not having time to complete the assignment?

The answers to questions like these will differ from kid to kid, and class to class. If trying, but not guessing right on the first try, gets the same amount of parental rage as not trying at all, then it's not stupid, or defiant, or whatever, to come to the conclusion that "trying" is just "failing with extra steps."

Not that anybody asked, but I think it's important to understand how shame and guilt actually work before you try to use it for good.

It's a necessary emotion. There are reasons we have it. It makes everything so. much. worse. when you use it wrong.

Shame and guilt are DE-motivators. They are meant to stop behavior, not promote it. You cannot, ever, in any meaningful way, guilt someone into doing good. You can only shame them into not doing bad.

Let's say you're a parent and your kid is having issues.

Swearing in class? Shame could work. You want them to stop it. Keep it in proportion*, and it might help. *(KEEP IT IN PROPORTION!!!)

Not doing their homework? NO! STOP! NO NOT DO THAT! EVER! EVER! EVER! You want them to start to do their homework. Shaming them will have to opposite effect! You have demotivated them! They will double down on NOT doing it. Not because they are being oppositional, but because that's what shame does!

You can't guilt people into building better habits, being more successful, or getting more involved. That requires encouragement. You need to motivate for that stuff!

If you want it in a simple phrase:

You can shame someone out of being a bad person, but you can't shame them into being a good person.

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We’re committed to offering excellent customer service. If you have any questions or need assistance with your product, please feel free to contact us anytime. Our friendly team is here to help ensure you and your pet have the best training experience possible.

Take Control of Your Dog's Behavior – Safely and Effectively with Rechargeable Dog Training Collar Whether you're addressing persistent barking or teaching basic obedience, this electric training collar offers a customizable, humane, and reliable solution. Start your dog's training journey today with a product trusted by pet owners everywhere.

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Advanced Smart Rechargeable Dog Training Collar with Remote Control in 2025

Product Overview

The Rechargeable Dog Training Collar offers a versatile, reliable, and humane solution for training dogs of all breeds and sizes. Designed with pet safety and owner convenience in mind, this collar provides multiple training modes, waterproof durability, and an impressive wireless range.

This training system includes a rechargeable remote and collar, allowing pet owners to correct unwanted behaviors such as excessive barking, aggression, jumping, or disobedience using safe and adjustable correction methods. With 100 levels of static shock and vibration, a sound tone function, and ergonomic remote control, this collar is ideal for training in various environments, from your backyard to the park.

Key Features

1. Multi-Mode Training Functionality

Shock Mode: 100 adjustable levels of static stimulation for customized correction.

Vibration Mode: 100 levels to alert your dog without pain.

Tone Mode: A single-level beep tone to signal commands or warnings.

Light Mode: Helps locate your dog in low-light environments.

2. Long-Range Remote Control

With a wireless range of up to 880 yards, this training collar allows you to maintain control over your pet even in large open spaces. Whether at home, in the yard, or during outdoor activities like hiking or camping, this range provides flexibility and peace of mind.

3. Rechargeable Dog Training Collar and Eco-Friendly

Equipped with built-in lithium-ion batteries, both the receiver collar and remote transmitter are rechargeable, making them cost-effective and environmentally friendly. The transmitter has a charging time of 4 hours and offers a standby time of up to a week, ensuring reliable use during daily training.

Both the collar and remote can be charged simultaneously using the included charging cable and adapter.

4. Waterproof and Durable Design

The collar features an IP67 waterproof rating, making it suitable for use in rain, puddles, or during water-related play. This durability ensures consistent training regardless of the weather or environment.

5. Ergonomic and User-Friendly Interface

The remote transmitter is designed with ease-of-use in mind, featuring:

Ergonomic grip for comfortable handling.

Backlit LCD display, perfect for nighttime usage.

Simple button layout to switch between modes quickly and efficiently.

Package Contents

Everything you need is included for immediate use:

1 x Receiver Collar

1 x Remote Transmitter

1 x Charging Cable

1 x Adapter

1 x Test Bulb

1 x Nylon Belt

2 x Contact Points

1 x User Manual

A clicker is also included to assist with positive reinforcement during training sessions forRechargeable Dog Training Collar

Why Choose This Rechargeable Dog Training Collar?

All-in-One Solution: Combines shock, vibration, and tone in one collar.

Safe and Adjustable: 100 levels of customization to suit your pet.

Waterproof & Durable: Designed for all weather conditions.

Long Range: Ideal for outdoor use with up to 880 yards of range.

Great Value: Comes with all necessary accessories and an easy-to-read user manual.

Customer Support

We’re committed to offering excellent customer service. If you have any questions or need assistance with your product, please feel free to contact us anytime. Our friendly team is here to help ensure you and your pet have the best training experience possible.

Take Control of Your Dog's Behavior – Safely and Effectively with Rechargeable Dog Training Collar Whether you're addressing persistent barking or teaching basic obedience, this electric training collar offers a customizable, humane, and reliable solution. Start your dog's training journey today with a product trusted by pet owners everywhere.