#9 1 1 eddie age

[libra-stellium]

Here's my elaborate reason (aka birth chart analysis) why I think Eddie Diaz's birthday is July 12, 1990 12:40am in El Paso TX lol

(I did this for Buck so I wanted to try for Eddie too)

His age is weird on the show and I know that he's supposed to be the same age as Shannon (1992) bc they were in high school together or something but that doesn't make sense to me! idc lmao

Since I didn't have an age I decided to start broadly and then narrow it down so I looked at Chiron first! That's the wounded healer asteroid and he's currently going through it so I figured looking at what his deepest wound is first made sense. I think he has Chiron in Cancer because that's the family and abandonment wound. People with this were neglected in some way by one or both parents during their childhood and they struggle a lot with feeling unworthy. They may also only pursue relationships with unattainable people or refuse to open up in their relationships and obvi those are going to fail and they stay in that cycle of believing that they're unlovable. They're so scared of trying bc they're so scared of not receiving the nurturing they missed out on in childhood. Does that not sound exactly like him? We know the Diaz parents emotionally neglected him for sure! His dad was the workaholic type and his mom idk she gives me narcissist vibes. And we know that he was taking care of his sisters when he was just a kid which a kid should never be doing!

Now Chiron in Cancer ends July 1991 and I don't think that Chiron in Leo fits him at all so that's why I don't see how his birth year could be 1992 like Shannon.

Then I looked at Chiron through the houses to see if I could figure out what his rising sign would be and I think he's an Aries rising! This gives him a 4H Cancer for his Chiron in Cancer to be in and family is such a major theme in his life I don't see it going in any other house. All aspects of family! Literal family he grew up with, the family he made (Shannon/Chris) and his found family (118) are all a major contribution to his personal development. Chiron 4H people (like Cancer) usually have at least one parent who is physically or emotionally absent which leaves Chiron 4H people very lonely. They're good at avoiding the feelings most of the time but they get triggered when they're around family. Like how Eddie is fine and then he's around his parents and snaps at them! He can't help it bc they know exactly what buttons to push! Bc of this unhealthy dynamic with the family they can struggle to let go of unhealthy relationships. The most obvious example of this is Shannon! Even after she died he couldn't let go and we had the whole situation with Kim! We saw Shannon ask him for a divorce and he acted shocked like they had the perfect relationship or something and I think only Bobby knows that Shannon even asked for the divorce.

During that same Chiron in Cancer period Saturn was in Capricorn putting Saturn in his 10H as an Aries rising. Saturn 10H people are very determined, hard working and self disciplined! Eddie literally did two tours for the army as a medic so that's definitely hard work and self discipline lol then he becomes a firefighter which is the same but he's not getting shot at as he likes to say lol they are also realistic people and we know how Eddie feels about anything that's not grounded in truth. He doesn't believe in signs and curses! As careers Saturn 10H people are likely to work somewhere with a lot of responsibility and long hours and that's what he's doing at the firehouse! I think it's the perfect placement for him lol

Next I think he definitely has to have a 12H moon!! He's the king of suppressing emotions like he could literally teach a masterclass lol But sadly it is more trauma for him! Moon 12H usually felt like they couldn't rely on their parents so they had to take care of themselves early in life and bc no one was teaching them how to process their emotions they just suppress them and are unaware of how they're truly feeling. We see this with Eddie in a lot of different scenarios like the period before his bedroom breakdown, he suppresses his emotions in his relationships too and acts like everything is fine when it's not, and he's doing it again now that Chris is in TX. The thing with that is you can't suppress forever so when he can't hold it in anymore it's usually a whole big thing like taking a bat to the wall! As an Aries rising he would have a Pisces 12H which is a water sign in a water house and with the moon there I think it's perfect representation for him to have the well situation in Eddie begins. He buries his feelings just like an unused well but they are still there and will come out when the well breaks eventually! I'm excited to see how they're going to use the well again in 8x06. Moon 12H also has to work on differentiating needing solitude to process their emotions vs isolating to escape from the world. We can see the isolation tendencies when he wasn't at the 118 and he went to that bar and stopped in the entryway and left. He was feeling a lot of things around that time so I'm sure he didn't want to walk over there and have everyone asking him how he feels about not being with the 118! 12H is also about secrets so it's fitting he keeps his feelings to himself.

Moon 12H means that his moon would be in Pisces as an Aries rising! Pisces moons might have had a mom that was a victim or a martyr and they felt very protective of her like they're the one that has to save her and when they're young that shows up as them not expressing themselves and self sacrificing because they don't want to make things worse for their mom. With the way that Eddie focuses on how his dad is the one that's bad (when he's in Chris's room with Buck and Buck says his family is fucked up and Eddie goes no...well just my dad) but then we see the way his mom treats him and how she talks to him and it's like ummmm sir are you sure it's just your dad???? The whole thing about him trying to drive the truck to take her to the hospital bc his dad wasn't around. The fact that he felt the pressure of needing to take care of his mom in the moment! Yeah his dad wasn't around but his mom should've had a plan or at least told him to call for help you know? Bc of this complicated and confusing relationship pisces moons have with their mom they don't see a problem when they're confused in their other relationships bc to them that's normal but what they really need is consistency! That's the whole conversation he had with Bobby where he's like "you think i'm a commitment phobe?" and Bobby's like you don't have a problem committing to certain things lol but that's bc he's staying in these relationships and he thinks something is wrong with him instead of oh I just don't like this person like that. Bc we can see his relationships with Buck and Bobby that are consistent aren't an issue for him they feel natural but with like Ana and Marisol he's passing out from panic or spiraling! Pisces moon also makes him self sacrificial and the well episode is a big example of this like he volunteered to go down and then cut the rope as they were pulling him up! He scaled the outside of that gas house to get to the kid inside not knowing if he was going to get out! Very brave but it's like damn bro you have a kid at home who already lost his mother maybe just take one second to think about it lol

Another reason why I think he's an Aries rising is bc that gives him a Libra 7H of marriage and long term partnerships and according to 911 Shannon's birthday is October 16 (i'm ignoring the year) which makes her A LIBRA!! His longest romantic relationship and marriage was to a Libra and that's just too perfect! And I know for Buck they recently used Oliver's actual bday for the hospital bracelet so I looked it up and Shannon's actress is born in January lol so they really made that date up for Shannon and it's perfect!

This is the chart I pulled up for him! I think Eddie would be a Cancer sun lol on this day in 1990! I said it before about his family not being nurturing and emotionally available when I was talking about chiron but sun is cancer is very similar! Cancers usually have this goal of creating the nurturing family that they needed when they were younger. We can see that with Eddie with how he's trying so hard to be the dad he needed for Chris. (I'm a Buddie truther and waiting for Eddie's gay arc lmao but putting that aside and going off his canon identity...so far lol) I think that he's been failing at completing the family picture that he's trying to create bc he hasn't fully gone into his feelings toward his mom to realize that he was getting bare minimum from her and that he deserved more even tho her own marriage was shit and that it had nothing to do with him. That's why he has bare minimum standards for what he's been looking for in women aka are they a woman and are they nice to his son. Even with Shannon when she came back he immediately wanted to jump back into the perfect family picture but he should've gotten to know her again and he would've realized it wasn't meant to be and the divorce ask wouldn't have been a shock to him. It also makes him very independent and like "I got my own back" bc he took care of himself and his sisters for his whole childhood and I feel like the fact that we don't see his sisters being a part of his life means that it wasn't reciprocated at any point and that's probably why he left them all.

I also like this chart for him bc sun in Cancer conjunct Chiron in Cancer makes his healing incredibly connected to the expression of his identity. Like the more he heals his inner child the more confident he'll become in who he is as a person or who he wants to be and what he's envisioning for his life. This whole time right now with Chris gone we haven't see too much about what he's actually doing and thinking at home by himself but I hope that he is working through things for himself and figuring out who he is outside of being a caretaker whether it's for his siblings or his son.

This chart gives him Mars in Aries in the 1H which is so fitting for Eddie I-joined-an-underground-fight-club Diaz lmao Mars 1H people are very strong and have quick reflexes. They are also bold! This person can also come off aggressive and to me this makes sense for why so many people though that he would be the one to punch Gerard in S8. I think people were thinking back to him punching that guy in the parking lot which isn't shocking for a mars 1H person but with Gerard it's different because he's at work he's not off the clock doing his own thing. While he's on the clock that's his Virgo 6H and Capricorn 10H being activated so when it comes to authority he's less likely to snap like that just because he doesn't like what he's being asked to do. That's why he was telling Buck just keep your head down don't let him get to you. As much as he hates it he's gonna respect authority. Even during the lawsuit arc we have him saying he understands the chain of command. Like can you have a stronger saturn placement than saturn in capricorn in the 10H??

So going off 1990 being his birth year that would make him 34 in season 8 bc it's halloween right now for episode 5 so obvi after the summer. That puts him in an 11H year which is the house of friendships, community, humanitarianism and aspirations. The goal of the 11H year can be to deepen relationships and expand social networks and long term goals. I think it's interesting that we've been seeing him hang out with both Buck and Tommy. Him inviting them to be on the facetime call for Chris's birthday seemed like him trying to be more open. He's also seen going out into his community with the cheerleader's dad and then going to the hospital for when the cheerleader got discharged and we see his dad come there too and there's a moment where it almost looks like Eddie's disappointed lol aw and I know there's a few conversations that are coming up for him which I'm going to assume are going to deepen those connections. I think the main lesson for him is to realize that yes he has been lonely and has had to have his own back but he can rely on his friends and community for support when he needs it and they can help him if he asks for it and if he lets them.

For season 6 there's no end of year holiday episodes so I'm assuming that he turned 33 after the season ended so I'm gonna say he's 32 during this season! In a 9H year of expansion, growth and spiritual exploration. This is the season with the cursed episode with the bracelet and we know that he doesn't believe in curses and we also have that love is in the air episode where it's focused on Chimney trying to decide if and how he should propose to Maddie and we get Eddie saying how he married Shannon bc they're catholic and she was pregnant. Idk to me it doesn't seem like he's proud of that when he talks about it lol we also know that he's catholic but we don't really see him acting on it so I think it can be inferred that it's something he's not sure about either. He's not very open about a lot of things but I think it was probably something he was thinking about bc the last time he was in a 9H profection year was at 20yrs old which if he's born in 1990 would be in 2010 and I think that's when he found out Shannon was pregnant and married her bc catholic and then Chris is born sometime in 2011 since we don't have months to go off of! It makes sense to me bc that's his first 9H profection year as an adult so at the time his decisions and his beliefs would still be very heavily influenced by his parents' beliefs! This again connects back to his family bc the ruler of his sagittarius 9H is jupiter and that's also conjunct his sun and chiron in the 4H! I don't remember if he joined the military before Shannon got pregnant but I know that in 2013 is when he reenlisted without telling her and he would have been 23 that year in his 12H profection year of endings, loss, hidden enemies, sickness and healing. This is when he got ambushed byyy hidden enemies during his military tour and that's when he had to go home and couldn't finish it. That's also when Shannon left him so that's a pretty big ending/loss! Then two years after that in 2015 he would be 25 in a 2H profection year of money, finances, and values and we know that at the time he was working 3 jobs to support Chris and his parents had an issue with it so obvi finances was a major focus but also values bc he disagreed with them that they were the better fit for Chris! If Chris is born in 2011 that would make him 4ish when Eddie has that conversation with his parents and in season 2 when Eddie introduces Chris for the first time in that earthquake episode he says that Chris is 7years old which is like a 3yr gap between that conversation with his parents and his start at the 118 making him 28 in season 2!

This would then make him 31 in season 5 (at least definitely by the christmas episode) aka 8H year of trauma, secrets, and death and that's the season where we have the Eddie breakdown! His breakdown episode is also called Fear-o-phobia and fear is very 8H! This period is when he goes to therapy and starts digging deep and dealing with some of his PTSD from the military and realizing that all the people he saved had died. As an Aries rising that gives him a Scorpio 8H ruled by mars in aries in his 1H so we can infer that a lot of the trauma he's working through is helping him understand his identity. From what I've said before I already know how saving and taking care of people is such a major part of his identity for him so that was a huge blow to find out that they all died bc it's like well if that's who I am (a soldier that saves lives, a firefighter that saves lives so basically a savior) and I failed then what's my purpose??? At the same time we have him working at dispatch and we get that conversation with Linda (i think that's her name) where she's telling him that he'll know what he's meant to do. While he was working there he was not being himself bc we saw that he wanted Bobby to give him his job back, then we have him choose dispatch bc of Chris not bc of what he wanted, then we have him tell Buck to move on bc he has which we know was a lie so he was living a facade and he figured out he was meant to be at the firehouse in a very mars way of dispatch literally going up in flames!

Still in season 5 it's possibleeee that he started off the season at 30 and then turned 31 in the beginning. I don't know if they had showed Chris being either in or out of school while Ana watched him during that opening emergency but if he was 30 in the beginning that would put him at the end of the 7H year of partnership and this is the libra house as an Aries rising so love and romance and we have that conversation between him and Buck where he opens up about the panic attacks and says my kid loves her or something and Buck is like is that enough? And it just shows him struggling with that aspect of his life because there he was looking to create the perfect family and now he has the "ready made family" and it doesn't feel how he expected it to! And we have him breaking up with her the second he gets home lol (a lot of people have said that this was the beginning of his gay realization and we can see that too bc he starts spiraling soon after that and the 8H rules sexuality so it issss possible that he started connecting the dots for himself and facing fear that he has around that based on his upbringing)

And if he's 30 at the beginning of season 5 that means he's 30 in the end of season 4 as well bc there's no time break between those two seasons and that last episode of season 4 is when we find out about the will! He was thinking about the long term relationships in his life like his son and who he wants taking care of his son and that's Buck! Not sure where I would categorize a will bc yes it's something that's used after death but I feel like a will being used would be 8H but creating the will would fall under contracts and the 7H better maybe lol

Anyway I think I made my case for why Eddie Diaz is a Cancer sun, Pisces moon, Aries rising born in 1990 lol

If you read all that, I love you! <3

[sluttyhenley]

insp

[buckleyblueyes]

Okay, hear me out. Josh and Tommy.

Sometime down the line Buck and Tommy break up amicably and stay friends and buddie happens. Buck feels kinda guilty though, partially because he feels like he might've unintentionally led Tommy on and partially because every time they talk he ends up mentioning Eddie. And Tommy is still single.

So, this rather needless guilt is just sitting in the back of Buck’s mind. And then one night, he ends up over at Maddie and Chim’s for drinks or whatever and Josh happens to be there. Josh is sipping wine and bemoaning how single he is.

And Buck gets an idea.

Buck: Hey, Josh, how’d you like to date a hot, charming firefighter?

Josh: How is that even a question?

Of course, Buck sets them up, and to everyone's delight it goes rather well! They have a similar sense of humor, full of snark and wit, so the banter is Level 100. Josh likes that Tommy is gentleman, picking him up, driving, picking up the check. Josh knows he can take care of himself, but it's nice, to feel a little special sometimes. To have some attention. And if how Tommy went about asking Buck out was anything to go by, Tommy likes treating!

A perfect match, if Buck does say so himself (and he does).

[chicken-wayng]

I never thought I'd be defending them, but yes, I do think Helena and Mr. Diaz know how much Christopher has grown when it comes to water. I do think they love their son and grandson and are doing their best to support both of them in an awkward situation. I do think they're trying their best to make reparations. I do think that their support for Christopher during this time is priceless for both them and him. Yes Eddie "won't get this time back" but that is a lesson that every parent has to learn at some point, especially since he's the one that had forsaken the time he had with Chris. I think leaving to go live with his grandparents - just while his dad got his shit together - was extremely mature for a teen of his age.

[s3cr3tjuic3]

buddie agere headcanons :P

Buck!

-Buck is a flip but majorly leans towards regressing. he started involuntary regressing sometime after the fire engine accident but he always put it off and pretended he was fine. he thought it was some kind of flashback because he would often get scared and jumpy. it wasnt until Chim caught him having a panic attack in the bunks that he found out he was regressing. Chim had been noticing some signs in Buck but didnt press him about it because he assumed he knew. he in fact, did not.

-after Chim helps him calm down and find a name for whats been happening to him, Buck tells Eddie and Maddie since they are the closest and they both take turns babysitting him.

-Eddie is Buck's main caregiver, although Buck can be very independent since thats how he grew up when he was physically little. Eddie and Maddie have to teach Buck that they will give him affection no matter what and he doesn't need to hurt himself for their attention.

-its not uncommon for Buck to be sad when he regresses and sometimes he will try to spend a lot of time in bed when he's at his loft or in the bunks at the station. Eddie has to coerce him from the bed to somewhere sunny. Little!Buck cries a lot but Eddie is always up for some cuddles to make him feel better.

-On the other hand, when Buck is in a good mood, he is pure ADHD. he will either run circles around the station or he'll talk your ear off about natural disasters. Bobby keeps a basket of kid's books in the lounge area for Buck to read which turns into Buck sitting cuddled up to someone telling them all the facts about volcanoes he knows from watching documentaries (Eddie and Bobby are his usual victims).

-Buck isnt very big on little gear but Eddie has the occasional paci in case Buck has a very bad day and regresses to a smaller than usual age.

-however he LOVES toys, he has a giant toybox in his loft full of fire trucks, police cars, and hot wheels (Maddie banned Buck-sized skateboard but did gift him some Tech Decks). He also loves plushies, especially jellycat plushies. Chim gifted buck a net to hold his plushies.

-despite how hyperactive Buck his, he's very well behaved and has a reward system with Eddie to encourage him to behave. Eddie has sticker charts and depending on how well Buck behaves, he gets rewards anywhere from candy to small gifts.

Eddie!

-Eddie is also a flip but doesn't have a specific lean towards being a caregiver or a regressor. Obviously Eddie loves taking care of kids, he loves his son more than anything but even he will admit that he grew up way too early. His regression is more voluntary, but not always. His regression became more involuntary after he changed his will. He's tried his best to hide his regression from Chris (he knows, he understands). At first, only Carla knows and helps him learn about it and get gear. but eventually, after Buck reveals to the 118 that he's an age regressor, Eddie tells Buck that he's an age regressor too and they take care of each other. or sometimes have Maddie and Chim watch them.

-Eddie's regression is very soft, he's not as hyper unless he's around Little!Buck, he just prefers curling up with someone and watching movies or cartoons. He regresses pretty young and really likes using little gear, which Buck is very happy to give him

-Since Eddie's regression is mostly him just wanting physical affection, he doesnt misbehave much so he doesnt need a reward chart (though he still loves gifts).

-He loooooves fluffy things. Blankets, plushie, soft rattles, loves them. When he regresses at Buck's loft, he always has a blanket around his shoulders.

-Buck is Little!Eddie's favorite person and follows him around everywhere. Everybody calls Eddie 'Duckling' when he regresses. Chim starts buying him rubber ducks and placing them on his bunk in the firehouse. Hen buys him a duck plushie that he keeps at the firehouse and carries with him when Buck isn't on shift with him. His name is Mr. Quackers.

-Eddie is also a sensitive little and cries very easily. He's very emotional. He's not the best at hiding it and it often gets him benched if he regresses while on the job. That also makes him sad. But Buck spends every other moment with him if theyre not on a call.

-Overall, Buck and Eddie are well loved and anyone from the 118 is willing to look after them if they can. Bobby and Athena especially love looking after them.

[tiringwritings]

@ yourself, so far i’m hen while watching the episode

[writingamarie]

for snippet saturday! here’s what i’ve written today. if i write from any of the other stories maybe i’ll post snippets for them as well. feel free to ask for a specific story snippet and i’ll write for it!

Buck fell back onto Eddie’s bed with a thud, his awkward landing the least graceful sight Eddie had ever witnessed. Despite being on the football team, Buck seemed incapable of maintaining his balance, a testament to the number of drinks he must have consumed before Eddie had intervened. He laughed slightly and slid his arms under Eddie’s pillows to burry his face in the blue cotton pillow case for a moment. When he turned onto his back his arms fell over his face like a shield from the ceiling fan light. A groan escaped Buck's lips—an uncomfortable sound that teetered between a wince and an impending gag.

“This isn’t Chris’s bed,” Buck slurred, his eyes glassy and unfocused during the quick moment he peeked from behind his arms at Eddie.

“Chris’s room is too far from the bathroom,” Eddie said, “I’d rather you not puke all over the floor.”

Getting Buck settled in his bed was the logical choice. His room had an attached bathroom. Eddie sighed, knowing his back could endure one night on the couch, especially for Christopher’s best friend. Chris might be in LA with his mom, but Eddie could already picture his son’s disappointed face if he returned to find out Buck had been abandoned in a time of need.

“I don’t puke, Mister Diaz,” Buck insisted, his words a jumbled mess, “I don’t even think I have a gag reflex.”

The information slipped from Buck’s lips so easily that Eddie was positive he hadn’t even realized he’d said it. That was information Eddie could have gone his whole life oblivious to. His thoughts drifted back to the bar, where he had watched Buck draped over that nameless man, the stranger’s hands possessively splayed across Buck’s back. The sight had stirred something in Eddie, a mix of protectiveness and concern. He had clocked Buck from the moment Christopher brought him home —a lonely child in search of someone that liked him; apparently that search had never ended. Buck was only twenty, yet the bar had seemed like a second home to him. How many of those men knew the secret Buck had unwittingly shared with Eddie? A drunken slip that Eddie refused to let himself linger on for too long.

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[jackwhiteprophetic]

[red-enby]

nothings ever made me so hopeful about buddie going canon than “i love you to the core”

[the-flaming-nightmare]

Eddie finds Buck regressed, alone, and in tears in his apartment one night. But like the amazing best friend that he is, he takes care of him until Bobby can come for him.

Reblogs are dearly appreciated! ❣️

[fantasylover145]

Currently listening to the song "Habits" by Genevieve Stokes and realising this is such a Buck coded song especially with Eddie leaving 😭

"Habits I'm trying to kick, can't get over it Lovers I hate to admit are the ghost of it I don't know why I try anymore Wasting the days to forget that I'm losing it Stuck in my ways and I hate that I'm used to it I don't know why I try anymore

You go and I stay It's always right person and wrong way I hate to be right, please, tell me I'm wrong Please, tell me I'm wrong

'Cause it's on again, off again Love you like oxygen I don't know what to say or do On again, off again Love you like oxygen You don't know what I'd do for you

I'm stubborn and brittle Act like I know a lot, but know very little I'm growing up, but I'm not growing old And I hate to do anything that I've been told

And you go and I stay It's always right person and wrong way I hate to be right, please, tell mе I'm wrong Please, tell mе I'm wrong

'Cause it's on again, off again Love you like oxygen I don't know what to say or do On again, off again Love you like oxygen You don't know what I'd do for you"

[cyberasta23]

I’m meant to be doing a one shot Valentine’s Days for a couple of my fics but soooo occupied with KCD2 can’t get anything done

[rcmclachlan]

I don't know if the comparison between Eddie and Tommy is intentional on the writers part, but they're turning me into an Eddie hater and I don't really want that, but it's so fucking hard to like Eddie at this point, even taking grief and regression due to grief into account. I mean am i supposed to like this fella who doesn't apologize or do what he promised and belittles his best friend? When I see that there's a Tommy who genuinely likes Buck and treats him well and risks his life and/or career willingly for his ex-colleagues and his ex-boyfriend? The contrast just highlights how much Eddie isn't bringing to the table in their friendship and it sucks so much because I do think he's an interesting character and I want to like him

PQ, I'ma be honest about something I've forced myself to downplay ever since I started watching 9-1-1 last May: I don't like Eddie, full stop. Never have. I just never clicked with the character, and the more I saw of him, the less I liked. But he's loved by so many in this fandom that I felt it prudent to keep my mouth shut about how much I don't like him—mostly because I was trying to make friends 'round these parts. Also, I'm not here to yuck on anyone's yum.

I really feel for the people who have loved this character, or at least loved the potential of what he could be, for years—and who have given him a lot more grace than I think he deserves—just to have him turn around and be the worst version of his worst self when faced with a supposed loved one's pain. To be deliberately cruel and weaponize the love Buck has for his son against him. To have the audacity to call Buck selfish for grieving his surrogate father's death.

Eddie's been a terrible friend to Buck from the get go and their relationship has always been incredibly one-sided, but this episode really exposed the imbalance. Like, Eddie may be Buck's best friend, but Buck sure isn't Eddie's.

And nothing made it clearer than 8x17's opening scene when Hen asks Eddie when he's going to tell Buck he's going back to El Paso. And Eddie asks Hen to do it. Actually, he doesn't ask Hen—he says something like, "I was hoping his acting captain would do it." Eddie wants Buck to hear the news in a professional capacity so he doesn't have to deal with Buck getting emotional about it. What kind of fuckass prick would do that to a "friend"?

I said to @screamlet a couple of days ago that if Eddie had posted any of this in r/amitheasshole, there'd be 6.1k comments all saying variations of "YTA, your friend should've left your ass in the dust ages ago, and you should probably live alone in the woods until you get that bitch-ass attitude under control."

Meanwhile, Tommy—who is operating under the impression that Buck feels nothing for him and that he's good for no-strings sex and nothing else—gets one (1) phone call from the man after weeks of radio silence and happily steals another helicopter so Buck can commit some light domestic terrorism.

Like, Tommy, my lad, you have nothing to worry about. There's no competition in this game. Eddie's name isn't even on the roster.

[eddiesxangel]

Redemption| Eddie Munson x Reader

Summary: after committing a petty crime, Eddie is forced to work community at a retirement home; what he didn’t expect was the pretty girl at the front desk, you. This is so self-indulgent don't come for me

Word count: 3.8k

Cw: mutual pining, male masturbation, Perv!Eddie, Dom!Eddie/ Sub!reader, unprotected sex, corruption kink? breeding kink, sex at work. (Briefly proofread)

An: after 85 years I finally got around to finishing this! It’s not where I thought it would go originally bc it was just suppose to be a fluff piece but the horny gremlin took over

Boredom wasn't even a way to describe how you were feeling. The phones were dead, the day had been dragging on, and it was not even 12:00pm. The residents of the home were also not doing you any favours. Having to repeat yourself about six times in a row at the top of your lungs was starting to get old; your day had just not been going the way you wanted. Any other day, you'd be happy to help, happy to repeat yourself, but today was not one of those days. You were irritated and annoyed; your work bestie was off today, so you couldn't even complain to her about your shit day.

 A sigh of relief fills you when the phone rings, a rare occasion, but today has been so slow you were begging for something to do.

 "Sunny Acres Retirement Home! How may I help you?"  your customer service voice was overly sweet, too sweet. However you can't seem to turn it off, being the people pleaser that you are. 

"Jesus Christ'' You hear mumbled from the other end of the line. 

"Hello? How can I help you?" you roll your eyes, having to repeat yourself, but keep up the chipper act.

 "Yeah, listen, I was assigned to do community hours at this place, and I need to talk to a manager." Damn, this guy had an attitude. 

"Yeah! Sure thing. Can I get your name, please?"

 "Seriously?" 

What the fuck crawled up this guy's ass?

"It's company policy, Sir." You rolled your eyes again, not wanting to deal with more bullshit.

"Eddie"  

"One moment, Eddie, I'll transfer your call." You put him on hold and transferred him to the manager with a good luck warning. 

The next day, you were in much better spirits; your work bestie was with you, it was casual Friday, and you were allowed to wear jeans instead of business casual attire.

It was around 1:00pm when you saw Chief Hopper walk in accompanied by someone you had not recognized. 

"Hey Hopps," you greet him with a smile.

"Hey, you." He said with a smile.

You and Chief Hopper had a friendly relationship because you're close friends with his girlfriend's oldest, Jonathan.  

"To what do we owe the pleasure?"

"Brought in another delinquent for you to roughhouse into shape" he steps out of the way.

Your giggle dies as you lock eyes with the prettiest boy you've ever seen. 

"This is Edward; he is here to complete two hundred hours of community service, and he will be starting today."

"It's Eddie," you hear him mumble under his breath. 

Oh so this is the jackass you spoke to on the phone yesterday... a really cute jackass.

He looked to be around your age, but you didn't recognize him. You'd only been in town since the second half of senior year, hating your parents for making your move to a new school so close to graduating. You have been in Hawkins  six years now you're here working 9-5 as a receptionist at Sunny Acres Retirement Home.

"Nice to meet you, Eddie." You introduce yourself and proceed to call the manager to let her know he is here. Once Hopper leaves and your manager shows him around, you immediately call your best friend, Robin's, extension.

"Get over here now! We have a code, hottie," you whisper into the phone. Whenever you see a cute person enter the building, whether it be adult grandchildren, paramedics, or firefighters, you always let one another know when there is one on the premises. No less than two minutes later, she approaches your desk.

"Where are they?"

" There," you point to the dining room directly across from your desk as he is being given a tour of the building.

"Eddie Munson?!" she half yells before covering her mouth. 

"You know him?" you ask excitedly.

"Know him? He's the town freak," she scoffs.

"I'm sure he is a freak, alright?" You wiggle your brows at her." 

"I'm serious! He's bad news." 

"Clearly, he is doing community service hours." 

"Seriously? That is what you're into?" she giggles.

"I don't know? There is something about him?" You bite your lip as you check him out from afar. He turns back to walk towards you, and you quickly look away, not wanting to be caught.

You've always been into bad boys, but your golden retriever, good girl image, always scared them away.

Eddie notices you staring at him because you're not very subtle.  He isn't mad that he caught you staring because he felt that you were checking him out rather than judging him. Unlike your co-worker standing beside you...

Just his luck, he recognized Robin from high school. She was always neutral towards him and didn't say much, but he knew how the people in this town operated. She would turn you against him in no time.

"Buckley." He nodded.

"Munson," she mimicked back.

You watched the scene play out, hoping she would introduce you. Wrong. She goes straight in for the kill.

"My friend thinks you're cute." She points her thumb at you, and you immediately slap her shoulder as a gut reaction.

"Robin?!" you scold her. Mortified about what she admitted to him just to break an awkward silence, you feel like you want the ground to swallow you whole. 

Eddie gives you a cocky smirk before the manager comes back to continue with the tour. 

"Why do you hate me? Did I do something?  Are you punishing me?" you whine. 

"You know I just blurt out things when I get uncomfortable!" 

All you can do is roll your eyes, you loved the girl, but she could be really dense. 

Eddie couldn't stop thinking about your brief interaction all night. Was Robin telling the truth? Did you really think he was cute? Or was she teasing? He hoped that she had grown up since high school and was telling the truth because he also thought you were cute, like really, really cute. He hadn't seen you before, and Hawkins was a small town; he must have known you from somewhere? He wraps his brain around any memories of your face, but he comes up empty. He had to find out more about you. He needed to know you. Something about you infatuated him so much. He thought about how your body looked in the adorable outfit you had on. He thought about what was under the outfit to... Maybe being forced to volunteer his time at Sunny Acres wouldn't be the worst thing that happened to him after all...

The next day, you were assigned to show Eddie some of the duties he was to do for the residents. Talk to them, run bingo, help them with their phone if the line was giving them any trouble, or their TV if they put in the wrong input, serve them beverages, and get to know them and keep them company. A lot of them don't have families or anyone to come visit them. The staff are their family. That was the main reason you stayed at this job for so long. 

Eddie was quiet the whole orientation. The tension from yesterday was so thick you could cut it with a knife. Small talk was not your strong suit; you dreaded it, but you also really wanted to talk with Eddie, so you went for it.

"So what did they book you for? Steal candy from a kid on the playground?" trying to make light of the situation. 

"Murder," he deadpans to you.

"Ha ha. Nice try. They don't give community hours to murderers." you couldn't keep your eyes on the task in front of you.

He was dead silent, but you could feel his eyes burning into you.

"Okay, don't tell me; I'll just keep guessing until you do." you gave a cheeky smile, trying to lighten the mood. 

Another eye roll was shot your way, but you swore you saw a glint of something behind those eyes. 

"So what was it? Trespassing? Vandalism? shoplifting? Public intoxication? Speeding?" you raise a brow at him.

 Eddie just smirked and shook his head as you interrogated him. Your bubbly personality was nothing compared to his. He noticed how you would light up the room when you walked in. The residents of the home adored you, and he could see why. You were one of the prettiest girls he had ever seen; your eyes sparkled, and he loved how you styled yourself. He wasn't used to being so infatuated by someone so cutesy. He noticed you wore a lot of pink and has yet to see you in anything black. He thought of what you would look like with black underwear... then he snapped back out of his thoughts. He tried to think of something less sexy, but as he was trying to do so, your top slipped down when you went to reach for the deck of cards across from you. He caught a glimpse of the frilly light yellow bra you had on under your top.

Eddie noticed the room was getting hotter, or was that just him? You made him nervous; he didn't want to embarrass himself in front of you more than he already has. He felt shame that we had to be waltzed in here by the chief of police, never mind what offence he committed. So he stayed quiet, not wanting the next thing to come out of his mouth to be offensive or crass. So he kept quiet, not saying anything or indulging in the conversation more than he had to.

Another week went by, and you still hardly spoke to Eddie. Work was unbelievably slow yet again. you thought that would give you a chance to speak with Eddie, but you hardly had time to see him because the residents kept hogging him. That was until your manager asked for you to help with the Bingo because everyone decided to show up today. Eddie was in charge of rolling and placing, and you were in charge of announcing and checking.

This was it, this was your chance to speak to him...

"How do you like it here so far?"

"It's fine I guess." He mumbled. 

"Everyone really loves you." You smiled.  

Eddie gave you a look that said what the fuck?

“No really! … Do you not like it here?” What you were really asking was do you not like being around me?

"Don't you get it? How can I serve these snotty rich people when all they do is look down on someone like me?"

"Eddie, are you blind? The residents love you." 

Eddie scoffs at your confession. "I'm serious! When you are gone, Pat always asks where you are! And Linda always refers to you as her boyfriend, and I overheard Martha and June arguing over who got to braid your hair next. You're a real ladies' man around here," You giggle. 

"A ladies man you say?" his mood slowly changes as he smirks at you. That made you blush, the heat rose to your cheeks as you looked away bashfully. He was just so pretty… and the way he looked at you like how he is now is making you so shy.

"Yeah, I'm kinda jealous of Linda, if I'm honest." You flirt. You feel like your stomach was in your ass by the time you finished the sentence.

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"What's the next number! come on!" Bob yelled from the table. You had completely forgotten about the game.

Small glances were stolen throughout the following weeks.  You would feel the heat rise to your cheeks every time he caught you, and you couldn't tell if he found it endearing or annoying. You never got a response out of Eddie after your admission to being jealous over an eighty-three-year-old.

Eddie definitely thought it was endearing and he can't seem to get you out of his head. He would think about you when he was alone in his room at night. He would think about how you always smelled like marshmallows, how your hair looked so cute with the little bow you put in it occasionally, or how you tease him by wearing those short skirts with stockings underneath. He knew you were teasing him. Everyone else bought the Goodie Two Shoes act, but not Eddie. He saw right through it, and he was fed up. He felt like if he didn't have you, he would actually explode.

Eddie had been watching you from afar this whole time. He would sneak around your desk, finding things he could take home with him as a keepsake. Like little doodles you would leave out, or the pen you were using, or your lip balm. The best was when you left your purse out, and he got a chance to take the travel-size perfume that was lying there on top of everything. There was a reason he got booked for defacing public property and not theft. Theft he was good at.

Eddie sprayed his pillow with your perfume and then used your lip balm that smelled and tasted like strawberries, fuck, everything about you was so sweet: your personality, looks and smell, even your fucking lip balm. He thought about how his lips were touching the thing that touched yours as he applied it to his own, and his dick got hard. Then he thought about how your strawberry lips would look around his hard cock.

You were taking over Eddie's senses as he began to tug at his cock. He thought about how he would love to flip up your skirt and fucking you in one of the empty rooms. His imagination ran wild. He thought about your voice, how your tits would look bouncing in that frilly yellow bra he got a peek at. He wanted you in every position, especially under him. He knew you would be the perfect little sub for him. He needed you to be; he was so close to cumming. He thought about you crying from how much you needed his cock to fill you. He thought about how good you would look and feel swallowing his cock. He needed to take what he thought, no needed to believe, was your virgin pussy.

Eddie came so hard that night, the first night he indulged in his fantasies of you with your smell lingering in the air of his room. The mix of your sent with his was too much. He needed you, and he would do anything to try and get you.

"Ok, I can't take this anymore, you need to talk to him." Robin shook her head. 

"And say what?" 

"Yo Munson, come here!" 

"Robin!" You scolded.  

As Eddie approached, you felt your heart rate go up; you could hear the blood pumping in your ears. What on earth was she going to say now? 

"Okay, I can't take watching you two dance around one another any longer." "She thinks you're cute. Okay..." Robin gestured to you. "Do you think she is cute?"

Eddie didn’t say anything, he just slowly nodded his head.

The tension broke when the shrill of phone ring broke you out of your trance and shook you a little. You just stared at the phone and Robin butted in.

“I’ll take it, you take your lunch” she gave you a wink and you looked to Eddie.

“I could eat.” and he wasn't talking about the chicken they were serving for lunch.

You felt your stomach do a flip-flip; you heard the insinuation in his tone.

"Um, uh- yeah. Okay." You cleared your throat and went to find an empty room for some privacy.

You guided Eddie up to the eighth floor. There were a lot of vacant rooms up there, and hardly anyone went in the west wing since no one was living there yet. The elevator ride up was silent; you felt an awkwardness, like Eddie was looking into your soul even though he wasn't even looking at you... The elevator dinged, and Eddie let you step out first, guiding him to the privacy he yearned for.

809 Eddie read on the door as you fumbled with the lock and key. Finally, you opened the lock and guided him inside. The room was completely empty; it echoed a little as your footsteps filled it.

"So..." You started but Eddie had no time for talking. He wanted you and he wanted you now.

Eddie surprised you by cupping your face and kissing you passionately. No one had ever kissed you like this before; it was strong and hard but also careful.

"You have no idea what you do to me, sweetheart." He spoke into your mouth. The kissing got more and more sensual. You ran your hands up his middle before you knew what was happening he quickly turned you around and pressed you up against the wall.

"You think it's cute? Teasing me for weeks with your sweet little outfits?" Eddie's hand was wrapped around your mouth to keep you quiet as his fingers explored you meat of your ass.

"Mmmmmph" You were so scared someone would find you in the empty suite, but it also turned you on more than expected.

"What was that sweetheart? I didn't quite catch that?" His fingers found the waistband of your stockings and pulled them and your panties down with one swift motion. His hand loosened its grip on your jaw so you could speak.

"N-no," You whimpered. This was turning you on way more than it should. You thought you would come up here to talk; maybe he would ask you out on a date. You never thought you would be fucking!

"I don't believe you."

You felt your skirt flipped up and a cool breeze on your wet pussy.

"Tell me, sweetheart, has anyone ever filled this pussy?" Eddie asked as he ran a single finger through your wet folds.

"Yes," You admit shakily. You gripped Eddie's wrist of the hand that was clamped around your throat.

Eddie can't say he was surprised that you’ve had men before him. You were beautiful, smart, funny, adorable. It's too bad you had to be with them before he got a taste.

"What a shame you've had to suffer through that before meeting me, babydoll."

"Why is that?" you ask bravely.

Eddie chuckled darkly... "Because baby, I'm about to ruin you for all men."

That made you gulp. You can't believe you were about to fuck your crush in the middle of the work day. You didn't do stuff like this! you were a good girl, a rule follower.

Before you could think anymore about the consequences, Eddie, he slipped his throbbing cock into your needy pussy.

"Holy fuck!" You screamed, and Eddie's hand clamped back down over your mouth to keep you quiet.

Just when Eddie didn't think you could get any hotter, the curse word you let slip from your mouth made his cock twitch inside of you.

"Fuck me, you stretch me out so good," You whine, and Eddie thinks he will bust a nut right then and there. His perfect little angel had the mouth of a whore.

"Yes, you like that, don't you, you dirty little slut." Eddie jerked his hips up into you. It was sharp and hard and hit that delicious spot inside you each time. “You wanna be my good girl? Or my bad girl?”

“Good- oh fuck- good girl. I want to be your good girl!”

“That shut the fuck up and take it like I know you can”

"oh my god, you're so big." Your eyes rolled back into your head as he became more controlled with his rhythm. His hands gripped your hip, and he wrapped his hand in your hair, yanking your head back like he was riding you.

The view Eddie had was your ass bounced off his cock was making his head spin. He knew you would hand a perfect pussy. It was his now and only his.

"This pussy is mine now, understand? Im going to fill this pussy so good you won't know what to do for days. The only thing you're going to be thinking of is me and my fat cock."

All you could do was moan in response. "Yea you like that you dirty little whore. You like that I own this pussy now…” Eddie slowed down, he rolled his hips slowly into your pussy and he swore he saw the light “You have everyone convinced you're a goodgirl but all you are is a cumslut. Tell me how much you want my cum coating your walls"

"I want it so bad!" you cried.

You've never had a dick like this before. Eddie was right, he's ruined you for all men and he hadn't even made you cum... yet. You had full faith that he was able to do so because you could feel it. The warm fuzzy feeling was bubbling up in your core. Eddie had picked up the pace at your omission, and fuck if he wasn’t hitting your g spot with each delicious stroke of his cock hitting your walls.

"Fuck I'm going to cum!" You scream, all caution thrown to the wind, you'd forgotten where you were. The only thing you could think of was Eddie and his delicious cock.

"Fuck yes, babydoll. Come on this cock." Eddie's hand let go of your hair and wrapped it around your throat, pulling you flush to his body.

"More" You whisper.

"Greedy greedy girl."

"Please" You begged. You needed him to touch you.

"There is my good girl." His hand that had gripped your hip slid down and started playing with your swollen clit and your legs almost gave out.

"Next time, I'm keeping my word, and I'm going to eat this pretty little pussy." Eddie growled.

That did it for you; your inner walls squeezed, and you felt your orgasm rush through you. Eddie trusted in you as your body convulsed around him.

"Fuck you're so fucking tight," Eddie grits through his teeth, and he fights off his impending orgasm. He doesn't want this moment to end, he wants it to last forever. What if this is the last chance he has to feel your pussy wrapped around him?

"Please, Eddie, I want your cum! I want your cum so fucking bad, my pussy needs it."

That did it for Eddie, he let go and his hot seed was being shot into you with a roar.

After minutes of silence and heavy breathing, Eddie bent down and pulled up your panties and stockings for you, trapping his cum with it. You turn slowly, afraid to look him in the eyes, but Eddie doesn't allow it. He brings your cin up, guiding your eyes to look into his.

"Don't shy away from me now, babydoll. You're going to go back down to the lobby and finish the rest of your work day knowing my cum is going to be seeping through your pretty little panties, ok?" He ordered, and you dumbly nodded your head, still fucked out by the amazing dick you just received.

"Good girl" Eddie patted your ass, and you walked to the elevator with wobbly legs. Eddie laughed and held you stand straight before letting go before you reached the first floor.

You returned from your break fifteen minutes later than allotted, but Robin covered for you. You couldn't even look her in the eyes, and she knew you got freaky with the freak of Hawkins.

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Eddie Munson ranking his nicknames (that you gave him)

Masterlist

Taglist

Based on the tiktok filter where you rank different nicknames

Part 2 here but can be read in any order

☆ Paring(s): Eddie Munson x reader

☆ Words: 346

☆ Warnings: Reader is intended to be younger than Eddie but age is not mentioned (it is in part 2 though), not proofread, (lmk if I need to add any other warnings)

1. Eds

You usually call him Eds and he just loves hearing it coming from you. Doesn’t like when anyone else calls him in cuz it’s reserved for you and you only (they call him Ed instead).

2. Pretty boy

Honestly he just loves any kind of praise from you. Slut for praise. Blushed like a stupid teenage boy when you called him pretty boy for the first time. He also gets so cocky knowing that you think he’s pretty. Calls you pretty girl in return.

3. Handsome

Again he just loves praise and knowing you think he’s handsome. He does insist that “handsome” and “pretty” are two very different things though.

4. Rockstar

He’s your favourite rockstar obviously. And you’re his biggest supporter with his music (and everything).

5. Babe

He thinks it’s very simple and classic but he still loves it. He likes more creative names though.

6. Eddie

Just his name so he doesn’t hate it but he doesn’t absolutely love when you just call him by his name. Sometimes you call him Eddie when you’re mad at him or scolding him for something stupid.

7. Munson

You used to call him by his last name all the time before you started dating. He thinks it’s funny that you still call him Munson even though you’re dating now.

8. Freak

Before you knew him you just assumed that he was a freak because that’s all anybody ever said about him. You only called him it a few times when you first met before you quickly realized that he wasn’t a freak. Now you only ever call him a freak in a teasing way and after he fucks you.

9. Dungeon Master

You only use it to tease him especially when he’s being a nerd. He knows that you’re not being mean and are just playfully making fun of him like always.

10. Edward Munson

He doesn’t like when anyone calls him by his actual name. You only call him by his full name when you’re mad at him so he doesn’t love it.

reblogs and feedback are greatly appreciated <3

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should i make some buddie agere headcanons? i think I should

edit: done!