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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 6 months

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i will never understand why more people in their 80s don't commit felonies. you reach that age and surely there's something illegal you always wanted to do but didn't bc Consequences

dammit, GO FORTH GRANNIES!!! rob an armored car! hold up that bank! tunnel your way into fort knox! what are they gonna do, sentence you to 20 years? good fuckin luck with that

#mine would be a coordinated museum heist utilizing the lifetimes of experience and diverse expertise of my fellow nursing home residents #also there's Karl the orderly. his skill is he drives the shuttle van #technically he shouldn't be enabling us but he thinks it's a good enrichment activity #heck debra hasn't been this excited since her son flew in from australia.#plus Karl figures formulating an elaborate heist is better brain exercise than the puzzle books they keep in the resident lounge #all the sudokus are half finished anyway #update: upon consideration my second choice is just. MASSIVE credit card fraud.

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laz-laz-ace-pilot · 1 year

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After watching the Barbie trailer, my parents are arguing over whether, as a previous diplomat, Barbie should have diplomatic immunity in a foreign country (her home country being Barbieland) and thus whether her arrest by LAPD is unlawful.

Neither of my parents are lawyers or have studied international relations, they just got excited by the trailer

#barbie #one thing we have established is that barbie is a threat to capitalism #she has the experience of fifty lifetimes. has lived in a utopia outside of capitalism. and could quickly gather followers #if mattel dont take her out the fbi/ cia will

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hinamie · 11 days

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off on an adventure ! this au turns 1 week old today

jjk atla!au with @philosophiums

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#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #itadori yuuji #fushiguro megumi #kugisaki nobara #yuuji #megumi #nobara #fanart #jjk fanart #jjk atla!au #lmhs #atla!au: illust #atla!au: art #finalized earth kingdom clothes !!! tht did not change much barring a few tonal shifts fr megu #1 week in and it already feels like a lifetime has passed. i have a small portfolio's worth of pieces Already #im in so deep and i do not want out #got given the master Lore Scroll today and . sharp inhale. BOY #im so hype abt this im so hype abt THEM #they r taking megu out on the town :D and trying 2 one-up each other. god they make me ill #i have never wanted good things to happen More to a group of characters than i have fr them #i originally ws upset @ my me fr giving nobara a bag tht covered her charm #but then i remembered she Also wears it at her collar :D #im so happy i make the rules. so happy i hold the keys to their closet #so happy their adventure is going to b fun and mundane and void of significant character defining events #they r just going out to grab lunch probably <3

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ofswordsandpens · 19 days

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I fear that "fire bending didn't come easy to zuko" and "zuko isn't a prodigy" (both true) has somehow snowballed into "zuko is a bad or at best average fire bender".... which simply isn't true, especially by the end of book 3

#it certainly doesn't help that pretty much the only other fire bender that Zuko's consistently contrasted with #is his extremely talented once in a lifetime level of a prodigy sister #but guys he's still very powerful #and I will bravely propose that #after seeing the dragons #and Zuko is no longer relying on his anger and rage to fuel his firebending #its not a coincidence that the next two battles that he has with Azula either #end with a stalemate (both Zuko and Azula use the same move on the airship and notably she's blown back further from it than he is!)#and then him winning (she's lost her stability while he's finally found his)#(side side note: I'm of the camp that Azula targeting Katara in the Agni Kai made Zuko the automatic victor because an Agni Kai is #(should be?)#between only the two partaking in it and Zuko WAS straight up wiping the floor with her until that very moment where she targeted Katara #which you know great play on Azula part she knows how to manipulate her brother cause once she released she was losing the Agni kai #Azula simply made the choice to get the throne via the line of succession lol)#ah well #atla #zuko

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casiavium · 1 year

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If he's 'your' fiance why is there a giant statue of me riding him in the middle of the town square 🤨

#IN THE ZORA ENGAGEMENT ARMOR NO LESS #anyway this is NOT an invitation to bash her even though I don't like her design #sidlink #tears of the kingdom #totk #totk spoiler #SIDON I WAS GONE FOR SEVEN YEARS THAT'S LIKE. A WEEK IN A ZORA LIFETIME #HOW HAVE YOU MOVED ON ALREADY #totk spoilers #obv the solution is polycule

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kagoutiss · 3 months

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din’s champion

#tloz #ocarina of time #oot #ganondorf #din #um #ganondin #…..does anyone here ship them ha. hahaha #i mean their whole thing is funny actually because she didnt even choose him but he managed to steal her triforce and #so then hes her ‘chosen’ by technicality. but with her virtue being power it’s maybe kinda one and the same #and anyway beyond that point i feel like she loves shaking him around like a mortal dog toy #but like in some way she also must have believed in him enough to give him Power in a different lifetime. so he’d survive his own execution #i;m just saying there is so much you can interpret about their relationship. despite her being #literally an unseen 4th dimensional being who is the embodiment of power and fire and change amd earth itself etc #like what do they think of each other. what does she think of this tiny mortal who somehow stole a piece of her and now theyre bound by it #take my hand walk w me thru mortal x god hyperdimensional traumatic power imbalance situationship. and youre both girls

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artharakka · 4 months

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Beautiful, But Broken

#bg3 #tiefling #tw blood #c: Viivi #so I redid my bg3 character because I wasn't feeling durge that much. So now my sibling does durge and I regular tav Viivi #(changed her to tiefling for funs)#at least I meant to do regular tav but uhhhhh things have gone very unfortunately very fast #anyway. Viivi is an artist; she does painting sculpting poetry and some prose. Experimenting with this and that #unfortunately she is deaf which made making connections a bit hard in the fine arts world #fortunately she has a patreon with one very generous patron (she's fey warlock)✨ who has bestowed some gifts of charms for her #which have opened doors of many art galleries #She's not a fighter so although she is confident in her own lane she is also very aware of her mortality #so she avoided any fights she could #which might have saved her but also got her into the mess of her lifetime #you see she couldn't fight the entire goblin camp and their leaders. She would've just not survived that. So she convinced them #that she is a True Soul. She is good at convincing people. It worked. They thought she is on their side. Good #Halsin also though Viivi was on their side. Halsin attacked Viivi's party. Now Halsin is dead.#So Viivi and her group were still alone deep within enemy fort. Viivi made new plans. She frees the prisoner who says he will warn the grov #Good thinks Viivi now they know to flee. I will go to Minthara and tell we got the information from prisoner of the grove location #she will trust us and we walk off #when we get back to grove they have not fled and Minthara is at the gates #Minthara wants Viivi to sound the horn. Zevlor wants Viivi to sound the horn. Viivi asks Zevlor to please tell this plan in detail.#Zevlor says just blow the horn already. Viivi does that. Minthara thanks Viivi for leaving the gate open as planned #Zevlor does not thank Viivi for that. Viivi is confused as she did not leave the gate open. (for real the damn gate was left open)#So I did a Massacre.#now Karlach is gone Wyll is dead. Lae'zel is also dead #but apparently Minthara is ready to be very loving and sincere with Viivi. The most helpful person she has met in very long time.#Viivi might love her #so that is how she's doing.

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lovelesslittleloser · 25 days

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I had a realization that everyone else has probably already had but I need to say it

Robin = Danny

Raven = Sam

Cyborg = Tucker

Starfire = Valerie, maybe??

Beast Boy = Cujo?????

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dc x dp #dp x dc #dc x dp crossover #dp x dc crossover #dc x dp prompt #dp x dc prompt #I say all of this as someone who hasn’t seen teen titans:#the leader who probably shouldn’t be in charge but is anyway on basis of ‘I Can Beat All Of You Up’#the cool goth girl who probably SHOULD be in charge but also is maybe a little bit too happy to see her friends suffer (a little suffering)#the smart techy one who is also the Masculine character /lh (usually) (sometimes)#warm color scheme girl love interest who is good at shooting people #green. can change shapes (at least a little). acts like a dog (at least sometimes). good boy. (man’s) best friend #reiterating now that I haven’t seen (much) of teen titans (I’ve seen like maybe three episodes total in my lifetime)

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wormboyfriendcentralstation · 2 months

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i love the contrast between ishmael and heathcliff's revenge plots because ishmael was willing to steer a boat into a whale of skyscraper proportions to tear that old lady limb from limb with her bare hands, whereas heathcliff was trying really hard to increase his credit score. ishmael is here not speaking of hubris. striking the sun if it insulted her. she is madness maddened. she is that wild madness only calm to comprehend herself. in the meantime, heathcliff has trodden on the bathtub mixed timeline moonshine landmine that cathy made in her basement

#limbus company #ishmael limbus company #heathcliff limbus company #i guess if you look at it from a certain angle it's also about revenge and toxic codependency on someone who irreversibly changed ur life #but the difference is SO funny to me #that said it's also like #interesting to see that ishmael coped with her situation by sort of unconsciously trying to emulate the person who was so much stronger #in that moment #to guard herself from further harm #while heathcliff has internalized a lifetime of abuse so hard that he's literally jumping the walls between dimensions to act it on himself #guards. put these people in therapy

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1v31182m5 · 1 year

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F: I’m going to die you better not be having centuries of major depression

My unrelying ass:

#mlp #İ LİVE #my little pony #mlp g5 #mlp g5 discord #mlp discord #fluttercord #mlp fluttershy #mlp fanart #my little pony fanart #my little pony discord #my little pony fluttershy #fluttershy x discord #discord x fluttershy #if he let his hair grow in her lifetime her life span would increase for decades😔😤#Edit: CLİCK FOR BETTER QULİTY WTH İS THSS #ı love his blue wing in the second panel :)

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sharknark · 9 months

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red lotus grave

#my art #erha #2ha #二哈和他的白猫师尊 #mo ran #chu wanning #mo ran 0.5 #taxian jun #ranwan #txj: wake up.... wake up darling.... if you don't wake up i'm going to waterboard you hahhaah darLING WAKE UP #cwn is blue cuz he's a corpse. btw #please zoom in on the lily pads because i wasted a lifetime on them #also not inspired by the vol 3 art they just happened to be similar #i started this back in february before abandoning her oops

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saltybluffs · 3 months

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Meanwhile, in Forgotten Hollow.

#simblr #ts4 #sims 4 #sims #ts4 gameplay #the sims 4 #ts4 legacy #Lilith Vatore #Vladislaus Straud #both her and Caleb are humans now #Vlad #however #is not #but maybe he will finally choose a lifetime and stick with it

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thatrandomblogsays · 5 months

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I’ve got a story that’ll make you percabeth girlies go feral:

My closest friend has an anxious/avoidant attachment style. So constant fear that people don’t really love her. I once asked her if she ever doubted that I cared about her. Her response?

“No, you’ve always been so open and aggressive in expressing your love that I can never doubt it.” 🥹

& that’s how I see Annabeth & Percy’s friendship going. Congrats to Annabeth for making a friend that’ll love you unconditionally, warts and all, you deserve it.

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outism-had-a-purpose · 10 months

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Top 10 certified limbus moments to me is the time Outis called Eunbong a tacky name for a restaurant and when the owner mentions that he named it after his mother the fucking. music just abruptly cuts off, followed by Sinclair softly saying “Oh.”

Then Ryoshu out of all people tells her T.W.H. (that was harsh)

#outis #sinclair #ryoshu #assorted outisms #limbus company #sorry to reminisce about the game but hell’s chicken was genuinely such a comedy goldmine #bongy heathcliff. ishmael implying she was going to smash faust’s skull in with her mace because she thought she was agreeing to a lifetime #supply of friend chicken. the whole fucking bit with everyone taking sides and gregor taking so much Ls. mersault’s gordon ramsey #rap god moment. outis slapping a bongy-ed heathcliff like she’s torturing someone for information. sinclair is short jokes. gregor and #ryoshu being dogshit cooks to no one’s surprise. the whole outis roasts her entire team with the exception of rodya session.#hong lu’s ‘hey heathcliff what are you doing with the meat tenderizer—‘. rodigor divorce era.#YI SANG MOANING OVER A YAM. HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN THAT

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foolsfrogg · 3 months

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pretend with me for a moment that she got a lifetime ban

iiiii did not feel like drawing a background !!

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^ saw this and immediately thought of her <3

#animatronic bear? wonder who that could be referencing #glitch techs #my canvas size is way too small to be adding that text #<- I actually had to screenshot and put it onto a bigger thing to be able to write it Y-Y #miko kubota #in case it’s still hard to read: On February 4th [year] I recived a lifetime ban from Joystick [Jr’s] for decapitating the animatronic bear #joystick jrs #anyways I love her #in love with her even #WHAT WHO SAID THAT

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prankprincess123 · 9 months

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HC that after Twilight Princess whenever Zelda off handedly mentions that she's misplaced something while Link is nearby he instantly retrieves it. And at first she has an internal debate about 'is it because I'm royalty or does he like me...' Then she starts noticing that he does this to absolutely everyone, and simply concludes that he's just the best and sweetest guy in the kingdom. But then she realizes that he's completely oblivious to the fact that he does this so often. And it takes her a while to realize he's instinctively playing fetch with all sorts of random objects. It takes him even longer to realize that sometimes she 'forgets' something in the other room purely for her own amusement at the situation.

#listen #zelda is an adhd gremlin in every lifetime and i will die on this hill #just because in this lifetime the anxiety and depression mask most of her symptoms doesnt change a thing #shes still a scatterbrain with a mischievous streak who's going to loose stuff and then send her wolf boy to fetch it because its funny #link #zelda #twilight princess #wolf link #zelink #legend of zelda #loz headcanon #zelda is an adhd gremlin and i will die on this hill #tp zelink

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