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#ALL IN FRONT OF MY SALAD
getsusekaii · 4 months
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@brazenlystrong: that's what a collar and a leash is for
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“being dog walked is your thing, darling.”
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jay-wasstuff · 1 year
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thechaoticdruid · 8 months
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Ngl I feel bad for her. She must of heard some weird shit that night.
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gunsatthaphan · 6 months
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🏳️‍🌈!!!
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snarkyship · 1 year
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The Bakusquad is well equipped
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Angel: Stop it, Husk, you are ruining my reputation.
Husk: Then get out of my lap.
Angel : no.
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klearilist · 7 months
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twin peaks is an amazing love story when you don't have a bitch in your ear telling you that "they're just buddies"
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Asmo: Behold, I am Asmodeus, Avatar of Lust. Worship me, mortals! I bear the titles of the Jewel of the Heavens, the–
MC: –Light of my life, apple of my eye. You are Spring's first blossom, of Summer's passionate heat, grace of Fall's parting, sweet as a cozy Winter's treat. With your permisson–
Asmo: O-oh my–
MC, wooing: –Let me worship you, in bed.
Asmo, is wooed: Oh my! Yes!!
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kurooscoffee · 7 days
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Miha, Bojan & Kris performing 'Tudi jaz' & 'NGVOT'. (Križanke, 19.9.2024)
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'Nisem več s tabo' by Big Foot Mama
Whole crew joined Miha & Grega for this one ✨ This was an attempt at a Bojan (&Tomi) and Kris (& Urban) focused recording 😅
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pillowenvelopchair · 10 months
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bru.
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respectthepetty · 1 year
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Listen, I'm about to show my true colors right now.
If my kind (virgin) friend started talking to a known fuckboi who I had slept with once and invited him to EVERYTHING that we did as a friend group then that fuckboi got on stage and asked my friend to be his boyfriend in front of a bar full of drunk strangers after ONE WEEK of talking, I too would look like this.
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Boston's expression didn't even read any deeper to me than a simple "What is this fuckery?" because I too would question what the fuck was unfolding before my eyes. We came out to drink and party, and here this idiot is interrupting our fun times (Why did Mew invite him in the first place?! Did he even check with the homies or did he just drag this man along without a group consensus?) to make a scene.
Gross.
Mew already said if he slept with Top, he would be obsessed, but Mew invited Top to EVERYTHING after one night of eating ice cream together, so . . . reel it in, kid. Nam doesn't have her girlfriend showing up to all the friend shit, so why is Mew just allowing this guy to tag along to EVERYTHING?!
Does Top not have his own friends to hang out with? Does he even have friends?! If not, that's a red flag, babe! But you wouldn't know that after ONLY ONE WEEK!!!!!
These reactions are reasonable.
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These reactions are not.
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From a fellow slut, I get it Boston. I would want to continue fucking Top too. But, Mew, we all thought you had standards!
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Nothing makes me more disgusted than losing a friend to a dick like this.
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I don't care if Ray is in love with Mew. This response was reasonable.
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Team We Don't Like Your Boyfriend Who You Have Known for Only One Week!
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but we'd fuck him though
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schrodingers-dove · 6 months
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I am at all times 👀👀👀 about Dean's "wide-eyed hitchhiker routine" (yockeynation rise UP) in 01x20 dead man's blood and the absolutely voyeuristic hunger of John and Sam as he lays himself out like the tastiest monster snack (is the vampire the only monster here?)
It's cockfighting over the wifesonbrothermommy and Sam hates John but is John but also wants to be John bc then he gets his mommybrotherwife who won't look at him like he wants
Like that scene is SO HORNY and initially shot (at its most suggestive) from the pov of John and Sam like WHAT am I supposed to take away from that if not Sam trying to fight a battle he's already lost and will not win? Dean's got a type and it's a guy who can push him down and around without a thought and that just ain't Sam
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snackugaki · 2 years
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hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhelp @donathan ‘s tactical turtles have commandeered my hand, please send negotiators for my release
*squashes down the urge to draw venus and jennika running around with karambit and batons*
ur dope and you draw dope things @/donathan <3
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gunsatthaphan · 1 year
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✈🧑🏻‍✈️
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hyunjiol2 · 2 months
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homecoming
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tenwhiteandalusians · 2 months
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so no one was going to tell me if i got literally one episode further tenax drops that he’s the one who saved scorpus from his mom’s pimp AND that he’s intimately familiar with scorpus’ dick when he was younger. guys. guys.
#thinking about an INSANE divorce fic. as a follow-up to the 30k canon-compliant backstory i have not written#(really it could be an au of that because like. am i sentimental and would i want them to get emotionally divorced NO but i will get into#the variants of this later i have to tell you about them ACTUALLY divorced first before i get into the hot divorcee energy of it all)#where they fucked around when they were younger and then broke up because. yeah tenax can dream but scorpus needs certainty he is what he#is he wants attention and dignity and when blue offers for him he goes and we don’t need to know what the massive fight was but we DO need#to know that they stopped fucking and maybe they stopped talking too but now they’re Colleagues. putting the ‘because i can’ moment#into a WHOLE different light bc it’s very much a ‘you no longer have a say in who I get to fuck because it’s not YOU. because we’re not’#and thus we get an exes-to-lovers arc I still know you the best and yes I SEE the scorpus xenon andria potential & once again I am saying:#put that in a box we can’t talk about that right now I see it but that’s not what we’re here for. anyway I was TRYING to say the ‘I know u#best of anyone’ of it all and if you think I have stopped thinking about tenax goading scorpus & talking about his dick for a single second#I have not. I REALLY have not because that is top tier blatant manipulation to be like ohhhh poor baby you’re so old and rotting I can just#get a new chariot driver I don’t even really want you anyway 😇 and scorpus KNOWS It’s bait however. he’s gotta get his attention back.#anyway they are ugly divorced and it’s very slow burn but I know exactly how you taste & what buttons to press & how to grip your shoulders#in an argument until they fuck nasty on all of their riches or however this thing ends. not well for anyone but I WILL be getting them back#together. the other fun little big divorced energy thoughts i had were very much ‘divorced and arguing but it’s foreplay to threaten to#leave each other’ so they can have hot aggressive mean sex because they get off on arguing with each other. everybody in the stables starts#to see them arguing about chariot design & the brothers are scared they’re gonna kill each other & then suddenly scorpus is tongue-fucking#Tenax’s throat with a fist still in his hair and tenax has a hand pinning him back against the post by the throat and that’s all they see#before everybody clears the FUCK out. this is a regular occurrence at all times in all arguments it’s so fun I love the dynamic#OHHHH AND IT’S AN OUTSIDER POV FIC i said the brothers really i meant elia but also now that i say that. could be a fun five + 1 of#everyone watching them threaten to kill each other and then y’know. la petit mort. ALSO i know i see the calla/tenax too we can’t talk abt#that put it in the box with the chariot drivers we can have one (1) thing at a time. the calla note is because i want a calla pov of them#where she’s just like ‘freaks. right in front of my salad?’ and does not give a fuck at all. top tier. anyway. andria/elia/calla/domitian#(Domitian seeing them petition him would be so fun because he wants to puppet master everything he’d want to know SO BAD.) the 5th one idk#because I don’t have any idea about the third brother yet but maybe Tenax catching scorpus in a brothel again? and the +1 is their POV ofc.#(anyway for myself: the vibes i want here are geno/anna cat and mouse follow/unfollow divorce and win her back rumors)#scorpus/tenax#those about to die#scorpus#tenax
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