#AMERICA EXPLAIN

[rachelamberish]

girl what do you mean it doesnt matter that bethany is literally a warden and AT Weisshaupt what do you mean it doesnt matter that my warden is alive and searching for a cure for the blight what do you mean it doesnt matter that alistair is the king of ferelden and leliana is divine girl WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT DOESNT MATTER THAT MORRIGAN HAS A SON AND HAWKE WAS LEFT IN THE FADE PRESUMED DEAD AND MY INQUISITOR DRANK FROM THE WELL OF SORROWS HELLO????

[azrielsbreedingkink]

Elain gave back Truth teller, which obviously means she’s rejecting Azriel? Then why the fuck is she gnawing at the bars of her enclosure for that man 2 books later??

[loch-n-ceol]

Okay okay, let me get this straight

In the Meet the Pyro, Red is terrified of them (Engie is just concerned and weirded out)

Yet in the comic, they infantilise them, so what’s right, WHERES THE CONSISTENCY??

ARE THEY SCARED OF PYRO OR NOT

[cityofmeliora]

you know what drives me fucking crazy. the fact that Nihil only had 4 Ghouls - Air, Earth, Water, & Fire. no Aether / rhythm guitar part.

BUT NIHIL'S SONGS CLEARLY HAVE 2 GUITAR PARTS.. LIKE WHERE'S IT COMING FROM...

[anxiou5-machine]

Because supernatural is so long and batshit, I forget the Sam was gonna be a whole ass lawyer.

Imagine him walking into court with his little fuck ass hair cuts.

Do you think there would be supernatural elements to a case he’s on and dude just has to tweak out in the corner alone because let’s be honest he can never escape. Imagine explaining to your coworkers ‘yeah my dad was pretty disappointed I wanted to go into law, we haven’t spoken since. No it’s not because he hates the system’. My guy would be tired.

[laurancezvahlkisser]

Did I miss something or does it make no sense that Vylad and Zane are in the same year group / grade in phoenix drop high yet somehow Vylad is Zane’s half brother? The timing apart with the timing of their births between each other makes little sense unless Zianna had them precisely back to back which also would make very little sense as to why one of them wouldn’t be a year below the other. At least from memory, Zane is a freshman in PDH s1 and Vylad transfers into his class, so unless I missed a minute detail or line it shouldn’t work like that. Is Vylad just THAT smart that he was bumped up to the same level as Zane or is this Jess’ timeline of events colliding once again?? Please tell me I’m trying to write for my garrance fic and I cannot make sense of this.

[saveahorserideaneddie]

okay are me and sarah crazy or did oliver dye his hair???

[blood-red-ocean]

Now as an Australian I may not know much about US Politics but SURELY this cannot be correct

0% votes for either of them, not a single area coloured red or blue, but he automatically won Utah?? Am I missing something???

[oblivious-aro]

Hey, remember that weird misogynistic quote from Danny Phantom I mentioned?

You'll never believe what Walmart.com is selling on their shirts.

[rookinthecrownest]

Hey chat genuine question but how are Rook and Co. getting communications/missives from the real world to the Lighthouse are the candlehops running through the eluvians and back like -

[pandemonium108]

“Except—only a few months before, this Gansey had reached into the dark uncertainty of the future, stretching for the promise of a sword, and had instead pulled out a mirror.”

[starkwlkr]

what do you mean the official f1 ig account doesn’t have their highlights from last year🤨

[azrielsbreedingkink]

my sibling in christ since when is lust a bad thing in a romance novel

[originalcrime]

also gotta say i don’t get the childcare premise? so morgan’s got the lapd paying her ex-husband/biological father of two of her three kids and step father of the third to watch them while she’s working cases? is that allowed? why is he calling it being a manny when they’re his own damn kids?

[sexynugget]

i need a directors commentary on this tour so they can explain. explain to me why.

[runawaymarbles]

Slaying: Good ✅

Being on fire: Good ✅

Killing it: Good ✅

Crushing it: Good ✅

Fucking it: Bad ⛔️ :(