#AND CLEARED OFF THE TABLE

[tiffysdeath]

i love it when pinterest gives me random gems like this

[zorangezest]

(part 2) the misery continues. this au is actually the only thing I’ve been drawing it’s eaten all of my brain. ive been hit with a category five brainrot beam

general tw for blood and bad times for this whole series.

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[ceilidho]

i can't stop thinking about Price being a regular at the place where you bartend. he always sits at the bar, but at the far end away from everyone else so that when you go to take his order, you're forced into this little, private bubble with him. he's just this big, looming presence in the room, elbows resting on the bar and making him look even wider, nursing a beer while flirting with you whenever you come by to check on him. probably way overtips too, to the point where you almost feel like you owe him because his tips alone pay your rent.

[vaguely-concerned]

powerful mental image of lucanis expounding passionately about any given one of his limited but extremely deep areas of interest (the wyvern/knives/coffee/cooking/murder continuum of lucanis dellamorte special interests if you will) while rye lounges around and Beholds him with palpable twink boutta pounce energy

[slutforpringles]

"Should Red Bull overlook Tsunoda again, his Racing Bulls team-mate Isack Hadjar could be another option, as would those drivers without a 2025 race seat who are chasing a return to the grid."

via: The Race | Red Bull could now drop Lawson before next F1 race

[thysilus]

adhd is the stupidest disorder i'm out here cleaning an unnecessary section of my apartment in avoidance of cleaning the section that i set out to clean

[heylabodega]

I’ve started doing the ‘closing shift’ every night before I go to bed, which is literally just 5-15 minutes of basic tidying and tasks like making sure the dishes are all done and clothing is in the general correct area for it to be. You know, normal stuff adults are doing daily. Just enough that if someone saw my apartment unexpectedly I wouldn’t be mortified. But for some reason calling it this — and I do say “time for closing” each time — makes me do it more.

Anyways just a reminder to make stuff fun for your brain not presidential fitness test for your brain.

[vinceaddams]

Man, people on marketplace really suck at taking photos of furniture.

[ilostmygenderalongwithmydignity]

So while reading this 10/10 post, I got caught up on one of the tags saying that Alfred will still dump bodies in the nearby lake when someone annoys him enough, which is funny as fuck, but it made me think about the possibility of Alfred having his own persona that none of the Bats know about. Idk what it would be called, obviously not Agent A or Penny-One, but his MO is basically “this guy sucks, so I shot him and now he’s disappeared. You’re welcome”

Anyway, he does his absolute best to stay under the radar, but he has at least a few contacts in the city, so when Jason comes back, they cross paths. Idk where I’m going with this, but the two of them in their “fuck you, die” personae working together on something without realizing who the other one is? Impeccable. If they’re both like “haha, you remind me of someone I used to know”? Even better. Maybe it’s revealed at the end of whatever more serious case they end up working together on, or maybe after Red Hood is revealed to be Jason Alfred accidentally slips and references something only the two of them know, but whatever the case it definitely causes that Spider-Man pointing meme to occur.

[gregrulzok]

Me, who's main DND character is a black punk teen that fights with a blunt weapon and would sacrifice anything for his friends; who went through a story arc (about a year ago) involving him waking up in an alternate universe where he got to reconnect with his single parent and his siblings (all of whom he lost without getting to say goodbye), and his childhood friend turned romantic interest (with whom he had an incredibly nasty separation and now has a very strained relationship with despite them still loving each-other); with whom he gets a second chance at a romance and things actually work out really well; only to then realize that his friends back in his own world need him too much and have to find a way to go back, which ultimately resulted in the death of a mentor figure; (also they're Louisianian, and the romantic interest is half French and has a bunch of Stromae on his playlist); watching Season 2 Episode 7 of Arcane: ...Hey what the fuck?

[emby-m]

What has four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs at night?

(an exploration of andreas over the course of 25 years, plus quotes)

[lobotomy-lady]

since nina got me thinking abt it I will say that it it's odd that champagne problems is seen as THE evermore song when there are SO many career highlights on that album, all of which are superior to champagne problems. truthfully if it weren't for "she would have been such a lovely bride what a shame she's FUCKED IN THE HEAD!" I would probably not listen much. rwylm deserved its place in eras & its 2 minute standing ovation every time thank you very much

[rohirric-hunter]

Went to an apartment showing. The apartment itself is pretty nice but the hallways are ugly as all get out. That's fine though. The hallways at my current apartment are all dressed up and fancy and it pisses me off TBH

[obstinaterixatrix]

ugh tango’s such a good boy, even after we football tackled him to brush out any mats/potential mats (he was really mad about it) the second we put away the brush he jumped up to hang out ㅠㅠ he’s soooo gracious he’s soooo forgiving he’s such a sweet baby boy

[likeabxrdinflight]

well we had a good decade with no surgeries but it looks like I'm gonna need my thyroid taken out sometime within the next calendar year...yay. there's also a non-zero possibility it's cancerous (biopsy pending) and I'm just. weirdly calm about that. like I am weirdly calm about the 5-15% chance I could have thyroid cancer for someone who spend most of her childhood panicking that every change in her body was secretly cancer. is this because I'm on lexapro now? because if so...points for lexapro.

[thatswhatsushesaid]

a very thoughtfully worded but nevertheless objectively incorrect take in the jgy tags: exists

me, bravely putting on my PJs and bedtime socks and going to bed instead of pedantically ‘well actually’-ing op: