#AND SHE'S ANIMATED RAHHH

[lucidpeech]

our eternal dance

[whiskeyskin]

Make Me Feel

Premise: What's that? The well trodden trope of weird potion creates problems of the - ahem - 🍆 variety? Well if you insist.

• Astarion x gn!tav • 18+ • E/M rating

They/them pronouns, Potion mishap!, interrupted masturbation, handjob, bj/deep throat, embarrassment, tone shift, mild canon trauma discussion, connection, enthusiastic consent, communication, dirty talk.

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Edit: RAHHH! You're all so wonderful for getting me over 200 notes 😚 it may be a small number for some but to me it's a lot. Love you! 🥹🖤

Editedit: Over 400 notes?! Excuse me as I ugly cry 😭😭😚✨

Thank @northernolddragon for the beautiful screenshot 💜🥵

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Tav was on watch with Shadowheart this evening, not that they really needed to with Gale's wards keeping an alarm on things coming in or out of camp but they all slept better with a night watch.

They'd enjoyed company and conversation as they spoke about everything and nothing. Mostly about Tav, since Shadowheart had very little memories to share.

A friendship had steadily grown with them, so much that she'd revealed herself a Sharron - which wasn't really a shock.

A low alarm pulsed and they went to investigate to the left of camp but after a little cooperation between Tav's survival skills and Heart's perception, concluded that an animal had triggered the alarm - hence the low pulse and the fresh animal tracks belonging to a rabbit.

Tav paused a moment, a thought flashing across their mind. They called to Shadowheart, "Hey, did you hear Astarion come back in from hunting?

"No, he didn't go out tonight. Said, 'he had something else to attend to'."

Again, Tav paused. Oh, shit. Had they promised he could feed tonight and completely forgotten?

"Are you supposed to be 'dining tonight'?" Shadowheart asked through a smirk.

"I don't think so.. maybe? Oh, gods. Maybe I did say." Said Tav, trying to think back on the day.

"Go check on him, see if he's waiting up for a midnight snack. I'll stay on watch." She pursed her lips and swished her long braid as she walked to do a patrol of the camp.

~~~

Tav quietly made their way passed the tents of their companions, who were softly - or loudly - snoring. Astarion's tent however still had a candle going and made no sounds of sleep, or revery but rather stranger noises. Hissing sounds from the side of his mouth and what seemed like a painful gasp.

Their brow creased with concern, Tav stepped up to the entrance of his tent. The noises intensified.

"Astarion?" Tav called through the fabric in a hushed whisper, "Are you alright?"

A choked noise of frustration replied to them first, "Uh-yes. I'm perfectly fine. Why do ask?" He retorted a little too sharply, despite his usual lulling tones.

"Shadowheart said you hadn't gone hunting and I couldn't remember if I'd agreed to let you feed tonight."

"Ah, you're such a sweetheart.. while I always delight in our little nightly visits, I've rather got my hands full with something at the moment." He strained, like he was in pain. Something wasn't right.

"Astarion. What's going on? I know something's wrong. What is it? What have you done?" Tav asked, exasperated.

"Ughh, it's nothing just-Arghh" he let out a muffled cry.

"I'm coming in." Tav announced, pushing their way inside the dimly lit interior.

"No, no, don't!" But it was too late.

Tav's mouth flew to their face, shocked at the view.

There, on the floor, in only his ruffled shirt and barely covered in his grotty blanket was Astarion. Although, the blanket was more of tent itself with what it was shielding.

"Oh! Oh, shit. Sorry-sorry! I'll leave." Tav blustered at the sight of the half naked pale elf on the floor before them. They'd clearly not been sounds of pain, and the frustration was aimed at them not leaving him to masturbate in peace.

"No, stay. Please." He croaked, desperate, "I don't know what else to do; I need your help."

"With what?" Tav questioned, averting their eyes to afford him some sort of privacy.

"I appreciate the gallantry but we can do away with the charade, you know what I was doing." He sulked, shifting his weight to sit up, the ruffles on his shirt bristling as he heaved himself upwards.

Tav's eyes tracked the movement and flitted down to the protrusion, unwavering in it's vigil against the thin protection of his grey comfort rag.

Hot flashes of memories seared their mind; remembering how it felt in their hands, hot and cool at the same time. Harder than rock as he'd moved within them, expertly stroking their sweet spot while feeding openly on their blood.

Tav bit their lip, then jolting back to the situation, looked away.

"Um, you said you needed my help. I don't know how I can-"

"I have been.. doing this to myself for the past three hours. It's incessant."

"Jeez, Astarion. I don't need to know that."

"Not for my own selfish good. I-" he growled to himself, it made Tav's stomach flip uncomfortably, "I drank something. It looked like a normal potion, but it tasted a bit off.. and now, this." He gestured to the distinct lump, "It's unbearable and painful if it's not being.. used." He paused, discomfort clear on his face.

A blush flooded Tav's cheeks, "Aaand, you want me to help by..?" They trailed, needing more explanation. Because if he was suggesting what they thought he was suggesting...

"Ugh, I don't know. This obviously isn't helping! Find something that can? Another potion, a spell? Anything!" He waved his arms helplessly into the air.

Astarion looked up at them; his shirt in disarray, his legs gently folded with the blanket tucked between them, with guilty but adamant eyes. He looked helpless and adorable.

A feeling was stirring in Tav's chest, something rumbling and loud but it wasn't arousal, it was laughter. They caught a snicker behind their hand, trying to hold in their amusement.

Astarion's face changed to surprise, with a big frown cutting across his beautiful features.

"Well, thanks a lot. Glad the bleeding heart thinks it's funny." He pouted.

"Oh, come on Astarion. It's pretty funny."

Astarion's eyes narrowed, "How precisely is this funny?" He demanded.

"It's so unfunny that it's funny again. It has to be laughed at how ridiculous this is. I mean, come on." They tried to explain, "you drank a strange elixir and now you have an erection that won't fuck off." Tav barely made it through the last word without sniggering, "You've been beating yourself stupid and it's not going anywhere. It's a fucking ridiculous situation to be in and if you can't laugh about it? Fuck." They shrugged, smiling brightly and encouraging him to see the funny side of this ridiculousness, "I thought you said Lae'zel was the one with no sense of humour."

"Actually, Lae'zel is hilarious. She just doesn't realise she's being hilarious," The frown on his face softened, a smile clearly fighting to spread across his face, "I suppose it is absurd. Most men would kill for this."

"Most people would pay good money for this problem!" Tav squeaked, "Oh gods, the old men that have given all their gold for this problem!" They whined out before coming down to kneel on the floor.

"All of them furiously masturbating to get rid of it after their mistress has left and their wife will notice." He chuckled.

"Oh, the scandal." Tav flourished.

"What would the neighbours say?" He jested, opening up to the idea that the incredulity of it all needed to be laughed at.

He mimed trying to push it down only for it to spring back up with a pop sound effect provided by him and they fell about cackling together.

It was nice. Seeing him smile.

~~~

They sat laughing for a while, trying to come up with unfortunate scenarios to find yourself in with this predicament. Each as hilarious at the next.

Howls turned giggles, and giggles turned to titters, until eventually they were all laughed out.

There was a comfortable silence between them for several moments. Tav glanced back at him.

"Did that help? Taking your mind off it?" Tav asked, hopeful.

"I'm afraid not. Still there. Although, it's taken away the urgency of needing that release."

"That's a start at least. What the hell's did you drink?"

"I don't know, it was in the pack from today's adventure with the hag."

"You drank one of the hag's potions?" Tav chided, incredulous.

"Of course not! What do you take me for?"

Tav raised their brows and wordlessly gestured to his lap.

"Point taken," he relented, "but, no it was a regular looking potion bottle. I needed a little healing, so I.." he trailed off, loosely waving a hand.

"You drank a random potion from today, before we'd had a chance to examine it and expected nothing to go wrong. You brought this on yourself." Tav pursed their lips mockingly.

"Yes, thank you for stating the obvious, dear. What am I going to do?" He asked, exasperated.

"Well, masturbating yourself sore hasn't worked, so it can't be about orgasming it out of you."

"Oh, I haven't orgasmed. That's what I was trying to tell you before, but in my feverish haze didn't get out into words properly."

"After three hours?" Tav asked, wide eyed.

"It was more stop/start than powering through. I'm drawing the assumption that while this potion grants me this bloody thing, it doesn't heighten the sensation much."

"Maybe it deadens it? To keep it going longer? That's why you couldn't.. yuh know." Tav mimed the action for affect. They shared a small titter through their noses.

"I haven't a clue. Although, I'm not really.. versed in this sort of thing. It's not something I do, not something I've done for centuries," he admitted, shrugging, "Self pleasure wasn't high on the list when the thought of touching anyone, let alone yourself made your skin crawl-" Astarion caught himself, his eyes widening.

Tav's mouth gaped, "What?" The question came out breathy and low. Hurt struck painfully into their heart, "So the night we spent together you were disgusted-"

"-No. No. Well, at first it I was a little but-"

Tav's eyed widened and they recoiled, wounded. He knew he'd revealed too much and Tav could see that flawless mask of his was trying to slot back into place after it's momentary lapse.

"Don't." Tav urged, "Don't pretend you didn't say it."

"It wasn't like that-I didn't mean you, you're wonderful. I meant in Baldur's Gate with Cazador. The manipulation, the decite. I couldn't. I never." He stopped himself.

Tav softened, the harm still stinging but this was important. Astarion had never spoken about his time with Cazador apart from being a slave and using sex to lure people back. He hadn't elaborated more than those facts. Obviously he would have sexual trauma. And he'd opened up a chance at the conversation.

"It's alright. I'm here to listen. Go on." Their tone was low and understanding.

His face full of uncertainty and shame, Astarion shook his head and refused to look at them.

"I don't want to. Not yet. Not now. I mean.. I just want this thing gone." He motioned to his still swollen member.

Tav's brow knitted and they shrugged heavily.

"Apart from distracting you from it, I don't know what I can do." Tav raised their hands in exasperation, "I mean if you can't do it after three hours, what am I supposed to do-"

"Trust me, you'd be able to help." He said darkly, almost to himself. His gaze darted back, scared by another accidental confession. Tav's confused expression must have been clearly legible.

"What do you mean?"

Astarion averted his eyes, clearly debating on letting more of his secrets out.

"Shit." He cursed. There was a pregnant pause that Tav refused to break.

"You-" he stopped himself, "the other night at the party was- it was-" he shut his eyes and sighed through his nose, "I can't do this, you can leave. I'll just keep this forever."

"Astarion.." Tav said softly, gently reached a reassuring hand to the floor beside him.

He took a deep, cleansing breath and swallowed.

"It was the first time I've known actual pleasure in almost 200 years. Where I actually enjoyed myself, much to my surprise."

Suddenly feeling relieved and very flattered, Tav remained stone-faced silent, encouraging him to keep going.

"My existence has been about having my body used to lure back pretty things for him. To get them to trust me and let their guard down, then.." he trailed off, "I tried to make the most of it and relish in the copious amounts of sex I was having.. It didn't last long. I got extremely good at pretending I did, they never suspected a thing." He said with a sneer.

"I became numb to the entire experience. It was nothing to me. A dance. A deception. It became second nature and I got used to the disgust I felt, I used it to push through. To hold onto some semblance that I had one shred of humanity left. As long as I despised myself for what I was doing, there was still hope."

"So imagine my shock when I actually felt something different with you. Something good." He finally looked in their eyes, "You are a bastion of firsts in this newfound freedom of mine. My first true blood, the first person who has let me indulge in my instincts and helped me grow in my power," Astarion swallowed, "the first person in so long to make feel something.. anything.. during sex that wasn't hatred and self-loathing."

Tav's throat closed and tears threatened to brim but they blinked them back.

"You offered your neck to me, your life blood to me and I felt something.. it wasn't like our usual feeds.. it was something immense.. something transcendant and I.. I lost myself in you.. wholly. Pleasure had returned to my body and I froze. I didn't know what to do."

"Nothing else existed outside us.. and I could have spent the rest of my life buried inside you," he paused, closing his eyes as if the memory over-powered him. Tav sat there, breathless, mesmerised by his beauty in the candle's soft glow.

"I think I came back to consciousness when I saw my seed over your beautiful body. You looked just as shocked as I felt. It was all over your chest, your mouth.." he was breathing heavily now and the air around them shifted. Tav swallowed dryly. They remembered.

The grunting, ecstatic moan he'd made when he came over them echoed in their mind long after. They'd pulled back from lavishing his thick, pale cock to pause for breath and to whisper sweet words to him. He'd erupted on them with no more than a silent gasp and a hand fisted in their hair.

Staring deeply into Tav's eyes, Astarion continued, "You took me so well," he brought a hand to their bottom lip, grazing it lightly with his fingertips, "With your mouth.. with all of your holes, actually. Your wonderfully tight holes." He moaned through a sly smile.

Tav's mouth was aridly dry, as all the blood in their body waved and pooled to their core. Heat radiated through them and quickly made breathing steadily a problem, and logical thinking was non-existent.

"I know you could do it again, if you wanted to." he closed his eyes and snaked himself closer against Tav's neck, inhaling deeply. His breath cool raising gooseflesh, as he pressed his lips against the shell of their ear, "You could wrap those soft lips around my cock and suck me like you did in the forest. So deep and so warm."

Tav's thoughts were like wading through thick, soupy mud as Astarion's words clouded their mind and flooded their body with desire.

"I've never been devoured quite like that, you fit yourself around me so well.. you were such a good f-"

Tav quickly brought their hand to his mouth. He had to be silenced. His seductive power was too much to leave unbridled.

Mentally shaking off his charms, Tav came some what back to their senses.

"In one breath you tell me how disgusted you are with sex and the next you say about wanting my 'tight holes'? What is it that you want, Astarion? You can't have it both ways."

"Of course I can, darling. Now I can. Things have changed. Lots of things. I have my body back and I decide what to do with it. And right now.." he moved with the lithe limbs of a panther to sidle himself beside them, the grey blanket gently pulling back to reveal his thick, swollen manhood. He exhaled at the softness leaving him, "I want.."

Tav swallowed hard, their lips parted. Another wave of euphoric desire swept over them as the cool touch of his skin ghosted against theirs.

Astarion reached over and grasped their hand and placed it on his engorged cock.

"This." He hissed as their skin finally touched, his cool hardness welcome in their palm.

Gods, he was so erect. The veins in his thick shaft pulsating. The velvet softness of him thrummed with desperate need.

He was so close to them, so close now.. they could kiss if he wanted them to. Astarion breathed against Tav's mouth, "Touch me."

He started to move both their hands in short bursts over the head of his penis, Astarion shuddered out a gasp and screwed his eyes shut, "Touch me. Please."

Tav willingly acquiesced, bending down to spit on his painfully erect cock and began to work.

He made a staggered, breathless moan as he leaned back on both hands, exposing himself to them. Tav pumped his rock hard length in a steady rhythm, remembering back to the Tiefling party that he had appreciated the gentle building of friction, to fruition.

His head was purple and looked sore from his abusing himself for so long in search of relief. Tav generated salvia in their mouth and spat on their other hand to use on him.

The sweetest moan they'd ever heard sang from Astarion's chest.

"Yes-yes-use your hands on me.. make me feel like before.. make me feel-" he gasped through the last word so ferociously he inadvertently bared his fangs.

Tav used their hands in symbiotic motion; pumping the bottom of his shaft with their non-dominant, while teasing and playing with the head between their deft fingers, all the while keeping his entirety slick in saliva.

Gods, they wanted to use their mouth on him properly. He looked so beautiful, unmasked before them. He had been so unexpectedly naked and raw with his past. Revealing hard and difficult truths regarding his lack of control, and autonomy of his own body.

And Tav had to respect that, no matter how aroused they were. They would show that his trust was placed rightly in them.

"Astarion?" They called softly to him.

He answered back with a broken, "Mhm?"

"Thank you for telling me what you did. I won't tell anyone else, you have my word."

"Mm-mm-thankyou, Tav." He managed, his voice tense.

Tav slowed their pace and Astarion let out a whine, balling up his fists in frustration.

"Don't pretend with me. Don't force it."

"I'm not, I swear." He gasped, looking directly at them, a light sheen of sweat appearing on his upper lip.

Tav smirked, "Promise you won't."

"Yes-yes, I promise. Please speed up again." He pleaded through gritted teeth, thumping his head back on the pillow.

"I will. But I'd like to use my mouth on you aswell, would that be okay?"

He let out a pent up huff of air, "Oh gods yes, yes, yes-please use that gorgeous mouth on me. Swallow me. Take me."

Tav smiled and quickly got into position, propped between his legs, "I'd also like to play with your testicles, if that's agreeable."

Astarion wrenched his red hot eyes open, making contact with theirs again. Tav irked a suggestive brow.

A devilish grin crossed his face, once again his fangs shone in the dim candle light, "Oh, my dear. That would be most agreeable." He purred through steadier breaths now they had paused.

"One request from me though; don't push my head down, I don't like it. I'll respect your wishes and you respect mine. Deal?"

"Deal." He smiled and reached down to collect his shirt up to reveal his pale, chiseled body. Tav looked hungrily at his toned flesh, desperate to snake it with their tongue.

They took a breath to ask but Astarion interrupted, "Yes, gods please yes! Lick it, kiss it, bite it, suck me. Do what you want with me.. I'll tell you to stop if it's too much."

"I'll hold you to that." They crooned with a serious edge, as they spat on their hand again, then manoeuvred themselves to be able to kiss his beautiful body, and pump the head simultaneously.

He twitched at the increase in contact and laughed hungrily through strained teeth, "Uhhgh, fuck yes."

Tav languished their lips and tongue across the defined muscles, gently sucking and nibbling occasionally for added sensation. They kissed and dragged their tongue up and down the V in his hips, paying equal and excruciating mind to each side, making Astarion moan and buck.

Tav firmly pressed kisses on the creases of his pelvis, breathing hot over the area. They took their time, languishing over his form with their mouth and exploring the contours of his hips and thighs with their spare hand. Astarion groaned in vexation.

"Ooh, don't tease me. Please."

"The potion is making you impatient. You enjoyed this last time." Tav reminded him.

"It's not the bloody potion-Gods above-AUGH-I'm asking nicely. Don't keep me waiting any longer, I've already been edged enough. Show me-make me feel-let me feel-"

Astarion gasped as Tav collected the precum that bloomed at his tip, and licked their fingers clean, before deftly angling themselves to engulf his thick cock as much as they could.

The noises that were illicited from the pale elf were unlike any they'd ever heard before - strained and trembling, through gritted teeth and grounded fists - and the sloppy, wet sounds that their mouth made around his unyielding cock were intentionally and debaucherously pornographic.

Momentarily retreating, they began flicking their tongue over the slit, Tav moaned from the back of their throat like he was a tall mug of water quenching debilitating thirst. One hand holding his length steady, the other lightly grazing his testes.

Astarion's thighs fluttered and tensed, as Tav heard a smile through his own moan, "Ooh, that's new."

"Mhm."

Gathering more sleek, Tav ran the flat of their tongue up the smooth underplane of Astarion's cock from base to tip, and encircled the head. His member twitched unconsciously as he let out a warm, low rumble from his chest.

"Is that alright? Not too much?" Tav asked, checking in. They kissed the crease of his frenulum, while nimbly massaging and squeezing his sac.

"Mm-mhm-yes. I'm gaining quite an appetite for your skills in this area." He cooed, shifting underneath them, "but I remember a rather more deeper approach last time."

Tav grinned at his less than subtle request, "Oh, my darling. We're just warming up.. but if you're ready for more. I will, of course.. oblige."

Unhinging their jaw like a snake preparing to consume their pray, Tav gorged on the willing partner in front of them.

Astarion sucked in a gasp and Tav felt a hand on the back of their head briefly, before being removed hastily. Tav heard his fist pound into the bedroll beside him. They moaned in thanks, vibrating against his solid shaft.

He replied with a deep rumble from his chest, "Yes.. that's what I've been missing. This is what I needed.."

Bobbing and dipping, taking just a little more in their mouth each time. Sucking and stroking his perfect length. Their mouth salivated and filled with lubricant, anticipating the meal in front of them. Finally meeting their lips on their pumping fist, working together harmoniously.

Tav relaxed their throat further and began swallowing the last length of him, suppressing the need to gag until it would afford the most pleasure. They flattened their tongue and swallowed, sucked and gagged as Astarion whimpered and moaned, unconsciously jerking. Tav placed a hand on his hips to steady him, to not ruin the mood by choking unexpectedly.

They pressed down just above his pubic bone as their lips bottomed out against him, tears forming wet stains under their eyes at the challenge of taking his full size. Tav gulped and gasped against his cock, enveloping him with their tongue and throat working in tandem, coating him in liquid slick. The debased, vile sounds coming from their meeting wet and loud and hot as the hells; pushing him higher, dragging him under, coercing him to cum.

He gasped and raised his head to look down at them. Tav met his tear-streaked, claret gaze, with their own.

"Ohh-yes-yes-look at me as you devour my cock-take it all the way down your throat-such a good-nasty-AHH-YES!" He gargled the last word through moans and his hips pulsated and thrust wantonly as he bunched his shirt in his hand, the other fisted around his greyed rag blanket.

His brows creased, his face wracked with pleasure and pain. His face contorted and twisted as he writhed and moaned. He panted and heaved and shook his head from side to side.

Concern furrowed their brow at his expressions, while he seemed to be "enjoying himself", they were reminded of his words from their conversation, that his sexual conquests couldn't tell that he was pretending.

Tav pulled back to breathe through their nose. They reached out with the tadpole and gently stroked his mind, seeking reassurance that this was what he wanted. That he wasn't pretending. That this was real. That this was what he wanted.

"Yesyesyesyes-oh gods-please don't stop-choke on my cock till you can't breathe-ARH-going to cum down your throat and taste myself on your tongue-fuck!-fuck my hard cock deep in your throat-do it-do it-doit-doit-doit" he repeated, trailing off in whimpers against his soiled comfort blanket.

That enthusiastic consent was all they required.

This was a challenge that they would unabashedly attempt to conquer. They had no idea if they could; he hadn't fed on them this time and the potion was an unknown quantity for help, or hindrance. They had no idea. But damned if they weren't going to try. Tav steeled themself and took a deep breath.

They made no illusions at a slow build in tension, they went straight for the kill.

Straining down his hard length to the hilt, making the most illicit and disgusting sodden noises as they consumed him, squeezing him with the throat that tried to resist his intrusion.

Astarion growled and whined and shook with the tension in his body coiled so tightly.

Tav stretched their jaw to lap their tongue against his balls, which tightened due to the expected feeling. He rewarded their efforts with another mumbled, half coherent onslaught of praise and explicit desires.

They re-applyed the pressure on his pubus, pushing down firmly against his taut skin.

A breathless gasp shot from his throat as the hand bunched in his shirt now flew to grasp their hand with choruses of, "yes-yes-yes!"

He was so close, they could feel it. His precum tainted the back of their throat. His jaw was tight and his glistening fangs were bared.

Tav remembered back once more to what had unexpectedly tipped him over the edge when they'd made him cum the last time.

Concentrating hard on keeping the fast-paced rhythm, tears streaming from their eyes, they flipped their hand to hold his properly.

Tav reached out through their connection and whispered, "I've got you, Astarion.. you're safe. Nothing bad is going to happen to you, I promise.. I have you.. Cum, Astarion.. cum, my love."

Astarion stilled, his every muscle contracting and seizing, his chest rising off the floor as his spine curved.

A gentle, surprised gasp escaped from his mouth. He squeezed their hand so tightly as their name died on his lips.

Suddenly Tav felt warmth shoot against the back of their throat as he came hot and quick, filling their mouth and spilling out the sides and he thrust wildly, unable to control his movements. His cries of pleasure muted and gasping.

Tav gagged and slowed to a gentler pace, swallowing him down. Astarion twitched and quivered as they saw him through his climax; still holding each others hand.

His soft, whimpering groans dissolved into laboured heaves as he relaxed into the lull of his orgasm.

A moan shuddered from him as Tav expertly extracated his thankfully - slightly - softening member from their stretched throat.

They tenderly cleaned him up with their tongue, as there was quite a lot that had spilled from his heavy, metallic-tanged load, while Astarion lay there in stunned silence.

Tav dried their eyes and gently rested their chin on his thigh and sighed deeply, their hands still joined on his stomach.

They kissed his cool skin, "Are you alive up there?" Tav asked, jokingly.

Silence.

If he wasn't already dead, they'd have thought he'd died.

"Astarion?"

"M'alive." He mumbled in a stupor.

"Good." Tav said through a wry smile.

They looked to their left where his cock was already starting to swell again and sighed.

"I don't think it worked, you're getting hard again."

Still nothing.

Tav furrowed their brow, "Do you hear me up there?"

Still nothing.

Starting to worry, Tav raised themselves up and started padding their way one-handed up towards his face. His crimson eyes were fixed on ceiling of the tent, drying tears still streaked down his temples.

"Are you alright? Was it too much?" Tav asked, worried they'd gone too far.

He finally blinked.

"My body feels like it's.. weightless and.. empty. My head feels like.. I've been zapped with a.. shocking grasp.. and my ears are ringing." His tone was high and dazed. His every move tinged with exhaustion. His expression one of pure contentment.

He was fully in an afterglow bubble. That was better than potentially traumatised.

Tav pursed their lips with pride, "Sounds like a good orgasm then. Was it?" They asked, feigning innocence.

Astarion gave a long blink and turned his gaze to Tav, who lay to the side of him.

"You've rendered me paralsyed. I think we can call that a success, don't you?"

Tav chuckled, "Well, a semi-success. You've still got your problem." They gestured a thumb towards his now alarming erection again.

"Oh no, that's not the potion. That's me."

Tav jerked their neck in questioning confusion, "Eh?"

"I'm laying here sprawled on the floor after one of the best orgasms of my long life. Two of whom have been granted by you.. and the only thing I can think of.. is that I need to do that again."

Tav bit their bottom lip through a grin spreading across their face.

"But we said that that night was a one-time thing and this is an extraordinary circumstance.. this isn't supposed to-"

His pale pink lips came up to capture their first kiss of the night and from the passion and force behind it, it was not to be their last.

Astarion slid his fingers to their umber trousers and cupped them through the fabric. Tav gasped against his mouth as they twitched within his grasp, the damp spot of their arousal staining their clothes. They sucked in Astarion's bottom lip into their mouth and cursed.

"Well, apparently that arrangement needs to be renegotiated." He smirked, as he kissed them deeply, sweeping his tongue to taste himself there.

He brought his hand to the buckle, "And these definitely need to come off."

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[joongbin]

Hello! Heads up this is going to be kinda long..😅

How would stray kids react to their crush, member of skz or not, always claiming to not like kids/babys and probably even saying he hates them actually being very good with them? He even corrects the members or people in general whenever they are holding a baby wrong or a chlids hand wrong and also scolds them if they are about to say something vulgar infront of a child/baby, he just turns into a whole ass parent with kids and babys and because he is also such a childrens magnet, lord have mercy if you'll try to seperate the baby/child from him if they are not sleeping. There would probably be a lot of crying and screaming from the child. Also i think it would be a bonus if animals also immediately like him too but he adores animals though sooo... no problams with them.🤣

➤ WRONG. - SKZ!OT8

꒰ you hate children and babies, a lot. but you get invited to a show that is all about taking care of them.

+ pairings: skz!ot8 x 9thmbr!m!reader (not seperate)

× warnings: swearing (from both skz and reader)

# genre: fluff & crack

& a/n:: RAHHH

Your group was invited to a babysitting show, where you basically babysit children while their parents are away. You didn't exactly know why they chose you guys to babysit, but you were gonna complain.

You weren't fond of children, much less babies. The crying, whining and everything just made you so irritated.

You put on your jacket and sigh, making sure your makeup was fine along with you hair before walking out of your room. The stylists and artists had prepared in advance, telling you all to prepare for the show at 7 am.

You met the other members down at the lobby, waving at them with a smile.

“ how're you gonna handle this, (name)? You don't like children. ” Chan asked, smiling back. You chuckle, rubbing the back of your neck as you try to think of a reply, but your car stopped your thoughts as the nine of you got on your vehicles.

Shortly after, you all arrived at the place. You got off the car with your hands shoved in to your jackets' pockets. You walked in to the building.

The children were already there, along with the people who will be recording it. You knew this show was entirely raw and nothing would be scripted. So, everything would only be cut or added effects. You greeted the children and the cameramen.

They had started recording. You looked at their first activity which was .. cooking. Why would they let children cook? You shook your head and picked up two of the children at once as you told the others to do the same.

Then, you saw Han holding the child wrong. You immediately ran up to him, telling him how to hold them properly without hurting them.

He chuckled and thanked you, picking up the kid correctly after.

-

After the cooking part, it was time for playtime. You were told to go outside so, you held their hands and guided them towards the garden. And there Changbin was, holding the children's hand wrong.

You told him how to properly do it since children's hands are smaller than adults. You smiled at him before walking the children back.

You were playing with most of the children while the ones who were tired sat down somewhere, drinking their lemonade.

“ y'know, (name)'s kinda good with kids even though he hates them. ” Chan said. The ones that were there agreed wholeheartedly.

“ yeah, like- how do you know this if you hate them? ” Hyunjin added.

You looked like you were enjoying your time with the children, so you didn't really care about what they said, even though you heard it.

-

It was time to leave. You were guiding the children to go back inside when Jeongin accidentally dropped his drink, almost swearing but you glared at him, pointing to the children. He apologized with a smile.

You were finally done with the show. You high fived each kid along with the other members. You bowed to the cameramen, when one of the children tugged on your jacket.

“ Please don't go. ” She frowned. Then the other children went to go and hug you, knowing that you probably won't be back with them.

You chuckled, hugging them back with a smile. They were all so adorable, but your schedule was packed.

You said your final goodbyes before leaving the studio, the children waving goodbye to you even as you walked toward your car.

BONUS:

You were visiting Minho's place because he invited you for a vlog. You happily went, sitting down on the floor just to see his cats.

This was your first time being at Minho's house, so he wasn't expecting for his cats to like you at all.

“ Don't blame me if they scratch you. ” He said, grabbing the camera he uses for vlogging.

You called one of their names, and suprisingly, they came. All three of them.

You petted them as they purred at your touch, even letting you rub their belly. Their fur was so soft, it reminded you of a cloud.

Minho came back to a sight. All three of his cats surrounding you with loud purring.

He quickly took a video as well as a picture for memories, smiling warmly at the picture he took.

[mooniemilkieway]

The Most Random Creepypasta Headcanons (HALLOWEEN SPECIAL POST RAHHH)

- Laughing Jack has done trad goth styled makeup because he has found fond of it whenever he sees his “victims” (teenagers…) started doing it around the 1970s and 80s. He also really loves trad goth bands such as “Flesh for Lulu” and “Exces Nocturne”

- Eyeless Jack has a blood kink….you can’t tell me he wouldn’t I know that motherfucker does

- BEN Drowned and Sonic.Exe have beef with each other and would constantly argue over a discord call about who’s the better video game mascot and franchise. Slender man would overhear BEN’s screaming and would tell him to shut up and to go to bed

- Nina the Killer’s room has a shit ton of Sanrio plushies and a wall of the Monster Energy Ultra Rosa cans and even made a gun using those cans and is hanging up on her wall

- I would like to think that Clockwork died of an infection because of her literally mutilating her mouth and replacing her eye with a clock but got resurrected by Slender Man because Ticci Toby knew her while they were in their talking stage.

- Jane the Killer lowkey had a Taylor Swift and a One Direction fan and snuck into a Harry Styles concert just to relieve her childhood.

- Sally Williams would possess a Teddy Bear and would chase around Jeff with a Knife because he would insult her stuff animals

- If the Slender Mansion was an actual thing and all the creepypastas lived there and it was a reality show it would either be like The Kardashians or Bad Girls Club

- Slender Man secretly watches Total Drama and would imagine himself being like Chris McLean hosting a deadly reality show with his proxies being contestants. His favorite season is World Tour and would hum some of the songs the characters sung

- Laughing Jack used to live in an abandoned carnival but one day and for some reason a bunch of rednecks set the carnival on fire while he was on a killing spree so for now he resides in the Slender Mansion

- Jeff the Killer is the equivalent of Eric Cartman

- If Jeff The Killer sees you with a Nirvana shirt, he would go up to you and ask you “name three songs from them”

- BEN Drowned is a SoundCloud rapper and has made multiple diss tracks on Sonic.Exe and his album covers are literally anime girls with vapor wave backgrounds because he thinks it’s “edgy.”

- Ticci Toby that kind of person to say that he’s a smoker but he only ever had one cigarette and had a coughing attack after one inhale

- Jane The Killer is a crystal girlie who has a crystal collection and cleanses them during the full moon and does witchcraft (she just like me)

[pasta-in-the-pudding]

do you have any x-virus headcanons?? i’ve scrolled through his entire tag on tumblr and i’m DYING for new content 🙏🙏

RAHHH CODY <33

Thank you so much for requesting!!

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X-virus general headcanons

Pansexual, he/him, 22 years old

5'8"

He's very cocky and egotistical

Almost never thinks he's in the wrong

He enjoys painting his nails yellow

He works as one of the manors many doctors/nurses, however he specializes in viruses, bacterial things and anything related to radiation

He is absolutely the type of guy to send people links filled with god awful things

He is a hoe for rings

He always has rings on every finger

His proxy tattoo is on his palm

He has a nose ring, an eyebrow ring, a tongue piercing and his helix pierced

He's considered getting a belly button ring

But he decided against it because he felt like it would come off as "too feminine"

I feel like he would be obsessed with yin-yang imagery

He has a yin-yang necklace, tattoo, ring, etc

When he isn't working, you can usually find him in his room, playing roblox

He has a pet bunny named Jade

She is mostly black and she is his everything <33

She's the only small animal that's safe from his experiments

I feel like he would either smell really musty or smell of really strong cologne

You decide which one

He's very immature

In everything he does <//3

He thinks Jane is very pretty

He knows that she's a lesbian though, so he doesn't make any advances

Speaking of Jane, i feel like he'd be one of those guys that is like "omg goth girls are soooo hot" and then whenever they see an actual goth, they call them weird

Im so sorry <///3

He may be a genius, but he's a little stupid

[jess-l0l]

Get to know me:

Hi

My name is Jess (Ain’t gonna say the rest cuz it could be many)

About me!! :

I’m a she/her (maybe they but i’m still trying to figure myself out), aroaceflux, Native American (represent!! ✊🏽), I love warm colors like orange or red or yellow but cold weather? I REALLY love wojapi and fry bread or just fruits and like hot cheetos and tea :)) I sing with my moms at powwows or events as well as trying to learn how to get into/learning how to voice act :3

I have a panic disorder (also separation anxiety.) And depressive :3

I like to be on tumblr a lot (A LOT)

Things I like :

I am currently really liking Hazbin Hotel, (since 2020!) Murder Drones, Billie Bust Up, and TADC (also Lackadaisy and Darly Boxman!) Basically a lot of Indie stuff!

RAHHH MUSICALLLSSS (Six, Ride The Cyclone, Hamilton, Beetlejuice, Mean Girls, etc.)

I also rlly love voice actors (indie or whatever) and indie animators

Like Ashley Nichols or Elsie Lovelock (Also Michael Kovach)

I like to repost and like (post) a lot of things so get prepared for that!

Just message or comment if you wanna be friends or talk abt anything (I don’t give out any of my socials or numbers (depending if I actually know you are get to know you enough), I’m sorry 😭)

I’ve got 8 siblings (5 sisters and 3 brothers)

uh idk divorced parents but we aren’t gonna go into that 😝

I am part time babysitter cuz money (small town/reservation babysitter)

I am in school from 7:25-2:10 but on Fridays I have some extra work and hours to 3:45-4:00

Ask me anything if you wanna know anything else! I love to answer questions since I am a lot more confident online :)

I’m also a Christian btw and if i’m offline i’m either at an NAC event, church, babysitting, or school.

Much love <3

[casitamono]

what was erika's first anime + what would her online handle be

RAHHH i feel like @kumatm could answer this better but i think she started with magical girl anime with awful english dubs on tv and her online handle would probably be one she used when she was 12 and hasn't changed. like coolgirl11 or something

[deprivedreality]

𝗔 𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗 𝗢𝗙 𝗧𝗪𝗢 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗟𝗗𝗦 pilot

tw: mention of mutilation, cursing in na'vi, drug abuse, torture, etc.

𝗭𝗔𝗥𝗜 never truly understood the concept of what it is to be human. She was pure Navi, all she's ever known is that everything in Pandora has a sense of respect and understanding for all living things. That is what humans differed greatly from them.

"Speak your name." Parker Selfridge spoke, his inhumane eyes bore into the deep brown eyes of the blue-skinned child in front of him. Even if her stature and body were slightly bigger than his, it was clear who was the boss of whom. And contrary to that, the na'vi he was facing was barely even of-age. It was a Na'vi child.

"Oeru syaw Tsu'zari te Rongloa Sanari'ite."

She spoke bluntly, looking at the human in front of her with blood lust even with such a calm face. She gave him a gaze of the unwillingness to submit to him. If only she wasn't tied and held captive by a chair that was designed specifically for her, she would have easily pounced the bastard in front of her.

"Don't play with me, you ballsy little brat," Parker spoke through gritted teeth, his face spilling in frustration and anger. But after a few seconds, his face calmed down again and he smiled. "Say it. From now on, what are you called?"

Zari learned one thing about enemies. It's that they do not deserve an ounce of what they call sympathy. She learned it the hard way.

"I said, My name is Tsu'zari te Rongloa─" Zari hissed at him, bearing her canines at the man who only alerted the entire ward filled with soldiers. And before she could finish what she was saying, a strong sweep of a tazer touched her skin and charged a horrifying amount of shock to her body.

"Argh! Kal-wey-aveng!! Rahhh!" She shrieked, screaming in agony as the shock of electricity kept running to her entire body. Parker stared at her as she was being tortured mercilessly at the hands of the RDA soldiers.

"Alright! Alright! You heard me, that's about enough to tame this batshit kid." Parker laughed incredulously, as he looked down on Zari, whose face showed extreme discomfort while she heaved, holding in her tears.

She was certain she endured much more than a simple minute of being tazed by the demons who invaded her world. But she couldn't help but want to cry as she looked at them, wanting to end her suffering and be near home again. Zari was only eight years old, she didn't want any of this.

But one look at Parker Selfridge, the person who thought that kidnapping na'vi children would be a good idea for the RDA's expansion in Pandora, Zari could feel the strength and anger that all her ancestors passed onto her.

"You see this? This is a Taser, and it hurts people. Especially to you indigenous fellas, do you hear me?" Showing off a very humanoid weapon, he just oh so loved to threaten Navis with it, showing no sign of humane emotions. "Weapons like these are made specifically for disobedient animals like yourself."

"And I did not waste millions of dollars and my time just so you'd disrespect me like that, brat. I fed you good meat. I gave you everything a kid could ever want." He kept squawking, yet all Zari could interpret was the insults he keep on throwing at her and it enraged her. As a young Navi child, she's confident she's the first and youngest one to feel such an inappropriate amount of anger and resentment inside.

"Kxutu!" Zari yelled hoarsely, trying to break free from her restraint. But immediately, her queue got pulled harshly and she let out a high-pitched scream that echoed throughout the ward within the time span.

"You know, I don't really like you at all. But... I must say, I'm quite impressed that you learned your way into understanding English. The other kids aren't as good as you are, as Doctor Melendez says." Parker claims, acting like the demon he is.

Doctor Melendez was one of the few scientists to assist Parker with the project of transforming the abducted Navi children into the RDA's pets. For the past ten months, the scientist herself was the one to teach the seven hostages how to speak English and how to act 'human'

Now that Zari had the chance to think of it, the one human who was ever gentle to her and the others were just like any other human. She hated it so much that she wanted to scream. But she can't let her guard down the moment Parker started smirking as he observed her with keen eyes.

Zari's blue skin made him smirk.

"You know, I've always wondered if Earth needs Blue Bags." Zari couldn't understand what he was saying, but hearing all the humans around her laugh made her hiss at them. She tried once again to break free from her restraints but was hit in the head by one of the soldiers.

"Demon! You deserve to die!" As if she's not already been hit by a gun and being grabbed harshly by her queue, the soldiers continued to give her glares and it made her smile with insanity leaking out of her eyes. "My older brother, Toruk Makto will come and kill you!"

Mentioning the alternative name of one specific former marine somehow made the whole lab silent and Parker's face turned completely upside down. He looked as though he was being provoked. "You are the perfect example of a useless lab rat. And you speak too much, little Ziri."

Before she could react once again, Parker had already made a haste move. Ziri could feel a sharp object impaling her throat, gushing in liquid she couldn't phantom what was. It took her a minute to process what was happening, only to realize that she's been injected a drug infused medicine.

She looked at him one last time, eyes dilated and breathing heavily, she cursed. "Eywa... will... end you... humans."

"Whatever you say, monkey." Parker paid no mind and ejected the syringe from Ziri's neck. He was scared that Ziri was connected to the likes of Jake Sully, and he had no choice but to do one very last move. He looked at the RDA soldiers and motioned.

"You know what to do, put this one in cryo like the rest. We have a hometree to harvest, the project is postponed by my order."

Ziri's eyes caved, and the last thing she ever sees was Parker Selfridge's back facing her. Don't let them succeed, Ma Eywa.

Seasoned by the covetousness of humans, Tsu'zari grew to be a child between two planets. All the happiness she thought she could have had fell into neglect and evaporated into nothing more than a hazy dream waiting to disappear. All she ever knew of her true heritage deteriorated when she was colonized and held captive for the prime years of her life. Commandeered by aliens who expect her to acclimate and adapt to their gruesome morals.

Never once again facing the land of her home, and instead kept in a metal facility where they are kept in wards filled with human soldiers. With no other choice but to speak the language of their enemy in order to survive the entirety of the day, and at night, they dreamed of coming back to their clan, connecting with the sacred tree, and reconciling with their families. But they wondered just when that will happen when Humans and Navis were far from being accustomed to each other.

Upon the abduction of Zari and other woeful Na'vi children in the year 2154, that was when she learns that their faith is sealed not by Eywa, but by the Skypeople. For months and years on end, Ziri was instructed under the supervision of the RDA along with six other Navi hostages.

Their reason? To turn these children against their own people.

Zari had dreamed that one day they would be rescued, however, that day never truly arrived. Because as far as she knew and what she believed, her clan had no possibility of knowing what could've been the reason behind her and the other kids' disappearance.

So for the next seventeen years, Zari accepted her faith in adapting to the morals of humans, surviving each passing day learning their machinery, technology, and human intent of expanding their control to the western frontiers of Pandora. With her insanity being on the brink of failure, she endured the mental suffering and awaited for her time until she sets her eyes again on the home she once knew.

But there was a catch to it.

She never knew exactly when that time will come. Or who she will be siding with. Zari and the others were frightened that they would be manipulated by the RDA to spill the blood of their own.

ᓚᘏᗢ @deprivedreality 2023 | do not copy my works!

[lilywily143]

Live blog of Episode 6!!!

I'm so excited for this episode :>

AHHH excited!

palm tree???

oh desktop background

No who is this scared little gal?

CLAW

The gal is trying to save another!

NO the another died!!!

NO SHE'S DEAD TOO

ooo who's using sercurity

oooo at the cliff hanger

HAHA so cute; Tessa was happy to see N and Uzi bit her

I FUCKING LOVE HOW HAPPY V AND N ARE TO SEEING J!!!

oooo this just so cool

Doll where are you going!?

woah!! J and Tessa vs Doll!!

Doll fell

UZI CAN FLY YESSSSS; And N helped her rough landing ahhhh

Always J holding the keys

why was she nervous to have the key?

"A sickness she inherited?" THE SOLVER?!

NAWWW MY HEART; N HOLDING TESSA AS HE FLEW AHHHH

Uzi is being so anime with her landings I love it

"Is the secret elevator...labeled?" Oh N

Claw marks and I think I saw a DD wing?

Fuck I was right

NO POOR N AND V...

Security against DD's....

RAHHH Uzi tried to hold N's hand for comfort but TESSA RUINED IT

Tessa's trying...

Rah I love Uzi blush moments

XD The secret Elevator was labeled and N s giddy but V is gonna lose it XD

"Don't save me okay thanks" TESSA?!?! DONT SAY THAT

GAH THE BABY CRYING NO

WHAT THE FUCKFUCKFUCK COWBOY GUY IS REAL AND A SPIDER!?!?

WOAH Who is that!?!?!

GUYS NO

UZI WAKE UP

SHe got a magnet in her head! SHe won't be good for a while...

RAHH It's the shadow from the DD heart teaser!!! She looks awesome!!

DON'T CUT UP V NO!!!

hhhhhhh thanks Uzi.. heh "big worm. An improvment"

Goodness how many DD's are there?

"Ain't seen 02 since she left us to die" OH GOD THEY THINK UZI IS HER MOM NO!!

N STOP BEING TICKLISH, YOU'RE GETTING MAINED

"You're doing great dude." N DON'T BE NICE NOW

this baby is freaky

heh, I love how the magnet didn't work on the human, but they tried

GO TESSA AND N!!!

UZI NO!!!

...Tessa what are you showing N?

RAPTOR, they look cool

GET OUT UZI

...the core explosion

"it took Cyn as a host...." Oh gosh

PLease fix Uzi...

N WILL NOT KILL UZI, HE WILL NOT!!!

RAPTOR GOT N NO!!!

Tessa be careful

WOW BLOOD!! BLOOD BLOOD

RAH FUCK UZI SOUNDS LIKE CYN NO

RAH THE LITTLE BABY SAVED V BEFORE DYING

SAVE UZI PLEASE V

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT

Uzi is fixed??

Oh V is helping Uzi out

Uzi got so happy seeing N but N ISN'T NOO

HUG

So many reflections on Tessa's suit..

RED EYE RAPTOR WHAT; IT'S DETECTING TESSA I THINK

Oh they are about to kill it

Heh "U good?" Shrug "Talk later?" "It sucks pretty hard" ">:3" They are so cute

DOLL!!!! THERE YOU ARE

BUG BOI!!!

Oh thank you Tessa

THEY HOLDING HANDS AND BLUSHY. OH THEY ARE SO NERVOUS HOLDING HANDS

"ew" "don't date my robot" "HE'S HIS OWN PERSON!!!!"

Doll.... what are you?

She went down the shaft and stranded them!!!

UZI!! NO

HHH GOOD JOB V!!!

She got glasses???

"miss me?" NO Uzi

V GET ON THE ELEVATOR!! Love the new glasses though

"We need you" "nah, Uzi I trust you"

V NO FUCK THAT'S HOW YOU END IT?!?! IS SHE DEAD?!?! NOOOOOO!?!?!

[moonjxsung]

hihihi!! I did have a good day!! I got some writing done in between Real Life Obligations and decorating for the holidays which makes me feel INCREDIBLY PRODUCTIVE. I ALSO have cats!! wow you're collecting a little club of stay cat owners fr fr. they're the best animal imho opinion so I'm glad to see people with taste fdhjgjf

if anyone has any cute ideas for what to do with all of the inclusions that aren't photocards please. we're begging. tell us your secrets. -🔮

DECORATING FOR THE HOLIDAYS RAHHH THAT SOUNDS SO FUN my cat dropped my entire Christmas tree today so my decorations look like shit all over again 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

STAYS WHO ARE CAT PEOPLE ARE TRULY THE FUCKING BEST also I fully agree that they are the best animal they’re so high maintenance in the best way possible CATS ILY….. here’s a pic of my squishy her name is momo and she’s sort of insane but I love her (sometimes)

[cakiette]

OLD INTRO REMAKING SOON!!

Hii!! I’m elle :3 ! She/her,,, i prefer to keep my age private

other me’s: @ask-steve-cobs-ii :: @skullputer

check me out on wattpad!11! I post bangers on there!!1 @skullputer

idm troll asks atp lol

i need friends idc what age i need friends idc what age i need frien

FACTZZ ♡🍶🫐

・i rlly like object shows!! Since 2019!!! >.<

・my typing quirks r misspelling stuffs and s = z :3

・i luv using :3 and ^_^ stuffs like that (emoticonss,,)

・ @milkiette >>>>>>>>!!! BTWWW!! ILY POOKIE,,! 🦴🎀

・kawaiikore…. 🤍🤍

・i plan on doing art commissionz when i am confident enuff!! 🍥

・i will never ever!! Sell my ocsss Σ੧(❛□❛✿)!! I luv them smm

・reblogs + posts abt my object ocs, fanart, stuff like that (+ cute stuff prolly??)

・im pretty unorganized soo dont be surprised if everything on this blog is MESSYYY!!

・i dont bite if u wanna be friendz or ask me smth, even if ur an adult :3

・art inspos,, @/maxphilippa on tumblr, @/rawrvioli on yt, @/26nightmares on yt, @/cideramese on yt, bfyop/battle/@bfyopYT for your own planet on yt, kittydog on yt, moccabliss on yt, @/mothytheghost on tumblr, @_mecintosh on twitter.

MOOTS 🍮⭐️

・@laveries | freya <33 | UR OBJECT OCS R PRETTY!!!!

・@milkiette | yuna | RAHHH NEW POOKIE!! ILYSM!

・im looking forward to being friens with anybodyy :3333 idc what age as long as ur not a creep!! Then ur cool!!!!!!

・once i become friens w u i might take a while bc i have social anxietyyy

BOUNDRIES 🥝🌴

・be annoying af and ur buh-buh-buh- BLOCKED!!!!

・Dont treat me as ur frien right away,, i have social anxiety 😔‼️

・no dms unless we r mutuals ty im js a scared meow meow ><

・DONT SUCK MY DICK AND BE A CREEP. I AM A MINOR. ‼️

・Pls no comparing my artstyle to someone else’s no matter how similar • 3 • i get uncomfy w that

・i put paws and clothes on my object characters, they aint furries fyi. If i draw animals,,, dont call me a furry artist idc if its a joke just please dont >:(( it makes me feel weird abt drawing animals.

DNI: if ur overall a dick, comship, proship, basic dni criteria, oc stealers, hardcore Christian,, NFT art traders + collectors, creeps, ppl who shame artstyles gtfo, ppl who shame rarepairs/crackships/canon x oc, simps ermm.

BYF: I don’t post much,, i usually reblog/rb or just make fanart and stuffs for my fav blogss,,

IF UR HERE JUST TO SHAME HOW I PUT PAWS N CLOTHES ON MY OBJECT CHARACTERS,,,,, GET OUTTA HEREE!!!!!! 💢(● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ⁾⁾ DNI!

Oki thats all abt me baibai :33

[famouscreatorwolfcalzone]

RAHHH HOW DID YOU MAKE THE LITTLE WALLY I LOVE HIM

Hello thank you for the ask!!!!

I make custom nendoroids! They are these lil anime figures from the good smile company and I use their parts to make characters I love! I also made his hair my using air dry clay! I also use acrylic paints mixed with water to paint the faces and spray everything with this Matt spray called me super clear

You can watch “dollightfull” on YouTube! I use all her techniques and she inspired me to start making my own dolls!!

Also I may open commissions soon as well!

[riddle-me-ri]

Hiiii Ri! Congrats on 500 followers! You’re so amazing at what you do!! I was wondering if you could do a (ahhhh why am I nervous you’re the sweetest ever!) love letter from Dano!Riddler like he’s in Arkham and just how much he misses me and that we’re gonna be together again soon eeeee! She pronouns, you know my name maybe use my darling and pumpkin sudjjdjdjd I’m sorry! If this stupid but rahhh you deserve the world! Thank you! Smooching you on the forehead

A/N: AAHHH SAV!!! Asdfghhjj you’re way, way, way too sweet for your own good! But thank you so much, and I’d be more than happy to do that for you! Thank you! So sorry if this is a wee out of character, I've been away from dano riddler for a minute (still highkey nervous to write for him) BUT I will power through lol.

Reevesverse/Dano Riddler - Love Letter for sweetums0kitty

My darling, 

I…apologize for the long wait…there was a brief probation period before these dull guards allowed me access to pen and paper. Even as I write this…they are monitoring me, like some animal in a cage. 

I was prepared for that, you know. To just wither here slowly, I had served my purpose, my plan fulfilled…despite The Batman’s betrayal…but I cannot convince myself that this is all I wanted anymore…not after being with you. 

My darling, Savannah, you truly were the last thing I expected. You have made me feel things I thought I was cursed to never truly know, like I was some human repellent of love and affection. 

Words, riddles, poems, cannot begin to describe how I miss your warm touch. Your sweet voice calling my name, a voice that genuinely longs for my presence…A voice that feels my soul with a happiness I never thought I could possess. 

Without you, everything in this city feels much colder than before. It’s darker, drearier, much more miserable. 

I…I never thought I was capable of feeling or receiving love, but you have proven me wrong. I have never been more thrilled at the prospect of being wrong until now…but I cannot deny my utter devoted love for you. This is not where I end, this is not where we end…

I’ve made a friend in the cell next to me, he is odd, but I suppose we all are a little to end up here. Regardless, he talks of means to escape, with his knowledge of the facility and my intellect we should be out in no time. 

I will come back to you, I just hope you can wait for me…that if this is real…you will be waiting for me. 

Please do not give up on me, I will make my way back to your arms again, whatever it takes. 

Devotingly yours, 

Eddie

[kirchefuchs]

Ceres help me it is 3:58am and I have been tossing and turning in my bed for the past 30 minutes and I can't sleep

anyway

Now that I've watched a few episodes (read: 2 episodes) of Trigun (the og 1998 anime btw–), I can officially deduce that the Trigun mf (I have no idea what to call him help ☠️ do I just call him Vash–) is 100% silly

I CAN'T TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY DUDE AND I LOVE HIM FOR THAT. REALEST ENERGY RIGHT THERE ☝️ I WOULD HUG HIM and probably get berated by the short-haired lady (I suck at names 😭) but wHATEVER I'D STILL HUG HIM ANYWAY and also give him a box of those donuts he got

but now

i have to ask—does Vash go Super Serious Mode™ in an episode that doesn't include a woman like Marianne (I think that was her name 😭❓ RAHHH I SUCK AT NAMES I'M SO SORRY)

if he d o e s tho,

and I ask you this politely–

describe why in the weirdest, most nonsensical way possible

like

"local florida man simply decided to wear a dino suit one day and was promptly screwed by the local government" type of nonsensical

and then type the episode

so that once I get to that episode, I'll finally understand the context and what you were trying to say :D

(context for this very unusual request: I tend to do this with @ann-aha (< on a temporary no-wifi vacation) whenever I get into a series that she is conveniently obsessed with (she also does this with me towards The Stanley Parable lmao–) andd I decided to do this with you cuuuz idk, ur a friend in my book)

— 🅰️non, on the very ungodly time between 3:58am and 4:14 am || 18/07/2023 [decided to change it lol– it's now DD/MM/YYYY]

I love my silly little guy so much. He truly means the world to me. And don't worry about the names, I suck at names too but you'll get used to them eventually.

(You have no idea how honored I am to have you consider me a friend ♡)

I couldn't pick just one, and maybe not all of them fit the "Vash going serious mode™" but most of them do so I'm putting of of then here. I just love Trigun so much. It's so good. I'm so excited to watch as you get further into it.

Anyways, here's those descriptions you asked for and the episodes they're from

Local blonde man shoots Goliath's fist five times to save moms that tried to kill him earlier that day. Episode 5

Hungover man and his supposed boyfriend (also hungover) win local quick draw tournament with the power of love and incredible amounts of guns. Episode 10

Supposed amnesiac strips naked and barks like a dog to protect found family from bandits. Episode 18

Wandering priest slaps victim of multiple bullet wounds, with the pretense that the victim is "just pretending" and "he's actually fine". Episode 18

Local priest has to be reminded of the commandment "thou shalt not kill" by infamous gunman toting a sixty billion double-dollar bounty on his head. Episode 18

Local priest and infamous gunman clear town of bandits in the most homosexual way possible. Episode 18

First person declared a human natural disaster has breakdown over donuts as he realizes his feelings for man doomed by the narrative. Episode 24

(I realize I did 4 for episode 18, but to be fair, it is one of my favorites)

[verineo]

haii :3

im theo!! i go by he/she pronouns and id like to make friends:3

interests!!

hetalia (BIGGEST HYPERFIXATION RAHHH)

clone high

sonic boom, sonic prime and anything related to sonic!!

creating au's, oc's and hc's

spvtw (the comics, anime and movie ^_^!)

tawog

musicals

drawing :3

enstars

kuroshitsuji

charisma house, etc!!

im here mostly bcs i like to watch fanarts of my interests BUT ill post my art when i get better at digital drawings i promise!!

thats it byee (≧∇≦)/

[bombshelllblonde]

heyyyyyy im backkk!!!!!!!

invading ur ask box again lol, sorry!!!!!!

this might start being a thing

ANYWYAS

i totally forgot to mention last time hiw muvh i love lenny, mary-beth and hosea and tilly and MOLLY O SHEA omg

the drinking mission w lenny is one of my favorites, and I LOVE PLAYING DOMINOES W TILLY MY GIRL SHE IS THE BEST

AND SADIE I LOVE HER SM

Like yea gurl!!!!! kill the o driscolls!! kill them all!! avenge ur pookie!!! rahhh!!!

Mary-beth and kieran are my blorbs. my pookies. my babbygirls. my schmookums

molly o'shea that woman that she is i love her so so so much

i feel so bad for her tho w her fights w dutch :(

speaking of dutch, idk i have like a neutral (slightly negative) view of him???

i dislike how he treats molly, and w how he treats mary-beth?? (inst dutch also like 40-50 and mary-beth like 20-smth? idk im probably rlly biased in this lol)

ALSO another reason dutch be chosing Micah the rat over what is his basically adopted son??

im definitely biased in this but wtv lmao

but he hasnt really done much so i dont hate him, but i dont like him either

moving on, do yk if theres any way to explore blackwater + south of it while playing as arthur? i wanna get all the dinosaur bones and legendary animals !!

i replayed the 'americans at rest' mission, yk w bill (i think) javier and charles at the bar (towards the beginning of the game)

its so fucking funny i cannot

arthur walks in, uses his amazing charmer skills (LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER) and then bill runs in, punches a guy therefore starting a bar fight, HERE COME CHARLES WITH THE STEEL CHAIR, arthur gets his ass kicked and then kicks ass and nearly beats the guy half to death

yk when jack grows up and tells epople abt his dear ol uncle arthur that uncle lore drop boutta be CRAZYYYY

did i mention charles throwing a chair? its my favorite part could you tell

i have a pretty neutral view of john marston ig, i kinda hope he steps up and gets the stick outta his ass, starts being a father to jack or smth but im trying not to get my hopes up lmao

thats it for now!!!! hope u have a nice day!!!!

(thanks for responding to these btw! lmk if im bothering u tho, ty for letting me ramble abt my hyperfixation lmao)

okay lsitennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn rdr2 has been mt hyper fixation since July of 2022 when my brother in law gave me his old ps4 and the game and i don’t think ive shut up about it since i started playing. My entire personality is rdr2. And my current outlet/therapy is writing my rdr2 fanfiction

it’s gotten to the point where my family has literally started buying me cowboy/outlaw stuff. when I was a teenager i loved owls so everyone got me owl things. now im obsessed with cowboys at 26 years old and every gift I receive has something to do with outlaws

My sister got me a cameo of Roger Clark talking to me as Arthur for my 25th bday and literally nothing has ever topped that. It was the most amazing gift ever and now I have a video of Arthur Morgan saying my name and talking to me about my horses!!!! It’s so amazing I watch it all the time

unfortunately there isn’t any way to explore blackwater as Arthur unless you get like mods or something. the AI immediately roll up and the bounty hunters shoot him dead if you try to get into west Elizabeth

do you know how to play dominoes??? Literally ive only ever played 5 finger fillet in that game because i cant fucking play dominoes or poker bc i don’t know how

also Tilly is amazing just wait until later in the game. there’s a mission that really solidified the love i have for Arthur being the protective older brother

Dutch is sooooo complex and i think that’s why i love him so much. i won’t get too deep into my feels for him just yet bc i want you to keep going without me saying anything but once you get farther into the game we can talk about him!!!

Hosea and Dutch are literally my gay fathers. I love them so much. Their love for each other literally makes my tummy flip I love it so so so much

Also I’d let Charles hit me with a chair too, tbh. Love of my life

I never disliked Molly but I didn’t like her either, I think she’s just too much of a loud mouth. Felt like to me she could have not been in the game and it wouldn’t have changed much. Idk

And John’s complexity we can talk about after you progress a lil further. I honestly don’t want to spoil anything or give it away unless you don’t care about spoilers. But I’m just gonna stay quiet until you let me know 😂😂😂😂