#ASSHOLE!!!!!

[fallencelsetial]

AFTER EVERYTHING YOU DID. YOU HAVE THE FUCKING AUDACITY TO LOOK HURT?! TO LOOK SO SHOCKED AND DEVASTATED. THE FUCKING A U D A C I T Y !!!!!!!!!!

[vamptits]

I can't keep having the same conversations about love languages, mbti, iq, bmi, "brain fully formed at 25" and shit over and over again...

[kawareo]

Art snobs are actually a thousand times less annoying than people who respond to everything with "it's not that deep bro"

[lislemons]

new favorite AO3 comment dropped. short, simple, to the point. made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt.

[helpful-writing-tips]

if you're trying to get into the head of your story's antagonist, try writing an "Am I the Asshole" reddit post from their perspective, explaining their problems and their plans for solving them. Let the voice and logic come through.

[stuck-in-jelly]

Seeing a cyber truck in person is truly a bonding experience. Someone parked one of those monstrosities in a no parking zone at work and me and my coworkers gathered like this

[wild-moss-art]

This is why I read the reddit comments

[globo--homo]

[elven-child]

found a really, really wise take on bluesky

[contradictorypenguin]

I had a dream last night that I was trying to translate something into Italian and I discovered that Google Translate had added several languages that weren't,,, actually languages?

Like they had one called 'Neurotypical' that took cryptic double-meanings and made them straight-forward, and they had one called 'Corporate' that translated bureaucratic bullshit into plain words, but the one that I remember most clearly was called 'Passive-Aggressive Asshole,' and it looked like this -

In the dream I also put in "You're so welcome" and it translated it to "You'd better be grateful, you fuck."

[ratbugs]

they say they love insects but they hate wasps and mosquitoes

[noperopesaredope]

I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.

Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.

[unhingedaccuracy]

Penelope is so funny to me personally. She’s been running a con. Her husband is covered in blood. Upon first glance the past 20 years have obviously had a harrowing effect on him. Her response is to immediately piss off this blood-soaked warrior

[charlesoberonn]

Tell me you know nothing about history without telling me you know nothing about history

[rejectingrepublicans]