#And then he got shot

[francisfuckingabernathy]

I feel for Richard, I really do. 'Cause, I mean... imagine liking someone for a whole year only to find out you can't date them because of their incestuous twin brother and their sociopathic secret boyfriend. My God, talk about trauma.

[nyazai-osameow]

season 3 episode 8

Dazai, recording Fyodor on his phone: what the fuck is that... what the fuck is that a fuckin rat? EY! don't fuckin look at me like that. that's a weird lookin fuckin rat. KUNIKIDA! YO THERE'S A STRAY RAT OUTSIDE! I DON'T WANT IT STARTIN A FIGHT WITH ATSUSHI! Atsushi, it's ok~ *pspsps* it's ok Atsushi don't worry about it. KUNIKIDAA! KUNIKIDA, THERE'S A WEIRD FUCKIN STRAY RAT OUTSIDE! IT LOOKS... IT LOOKS LIKE MORI, THE FUCKIN THING. EY, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THAT'S A FUCKIN RAT. BLINK, MOTHERFUCKER! 

Fyodor: *starts lifting his hat*

Dazai: AAHH NO NO NO NO NO–

[thebibliosphere]

I feel like I've complained about Tim's email situation in Gotham Knights before (edit: I have), but the truth of it is just so funny.

He's signed up for so many podcasts, video game streamers, and random news alerts; it's just a constant barrage of data going straight into his constantly whirring brain. Hell, he even floats the idea of the Batfamily having their own podcast as a way to correct misinformation about them (which Jason shoots down instantly), and it's made me realize something.

Timothy Drake would be a YouTuber.

In this universe specifically, Timothy Jackson Drake, the heir to Drake Industries and the foster son of the late Bruce Wayne would be a YouTuber.

Think about it. It'd be the perfect cover. Who would ever suspect that some 16-year-old nepo baby with a YouTube channel could ever be Red Robin? You'd have to be mad. I mean, look at him.

Red Robin just dropped out of literal thin air and garotted someone four times his size, and you expect anyone to believe that's the same kid who does 24-hour Minecraft charity streams and occasionally drops 6-hour video essays (his last one was on Lex Luthor's illegal bit mining operation on the moon)?

That kid?

You think that kid is Red Robin?

Ch'yah, okay, sure. And the Joker is funny 🤡.

[ekrixart]

I like to think eventually theyd figure it out [Continuation off these [1] [2]]

[emacrow]

The first time The Justice league met the ghost king, they were not expecting this.

They were just trying to stop Luther from getting more kryptonite shards after getting an anonymous way to summoned more concentrated ones.

They were not expecting something to follow along after it. Constantine is in the corner cursing up a storm about the infinite king which batman files for later...

Only for a tiny elderitch being mauled the living out of lex, eating every silver of kryptonite (50 pounds worth of kryptonite since he was in the giant mech suit) in sight like a starved savage animal before ploping in mid air like it was a solid floor after a small(cute) burp, before reforming into a humaniod state.... which was a tiny 5 year old white haired toddler with a look of I over-ate a food coma worth of snacks and it was worth it.

Meanwhile Danny was this close 👌🏻 from snapping into a terror tantrum that would made pariah king rage seem like child play after he caught on real quick on what was taking his ghost candy rock medicine supply prescripted to him from frostbite. Fuck vlad and his stupid plan to try and baby him, fuck the ghost zone cause everyone is now babying him, and not even clockwork is taking him seriously but did gave some cryptic hints on the whereabouts of his medicine that would help him grow faster.

It been literally 3 months by now and he has had it with the babying even though he look 5 physically, he is 18 year old! Not even his parents taking him seriously and been using this chance to spend time with him.. which is fine but he draws the line after bathtime, the sailor costume and floaty!

He was practically ravenous to the point of going eldritch form when he went chasing through trail of summoning ghost magic leading to his precious snacks.

He not even caring about the sad bald man in the mech suit after he had his fill and probably overduing eating and is just inducing the process of his food coma.

He is totally unaware of the audience he has right now that being watched on lived TV.

[stefisdoingthings]

don't look (please do)

[hjartasalt]

Hey so this is insane

[doctorwhommm]

tfw you shoot your boss but he comes back to life so you organise an impromptu mutiny against your him which leads to you accidentally bringing about the literal biblical apocalypse which is only stopped by your immortal boss dying for good this time but psych he actually comes back to life AGAIN and then immediately runs away whilst you’re on a coffee run and you don’t hear from him until a few months later when he’s suddenly a wanted terrorist on the news with his toxic ex and some random junior doctor

[bunnieswithknives]

Dev this is serious stop beatboxing.

[antiqua-lugar]

tav being canonically so attractive that people just throw themselves at them is super funny as a galemancer because like so many people in-game (and the game itself at times) call gale either annoying or pathetic straight up to his face but tav is turning down all of faerun for him. everyone desires them carnally and they are busy getting ready to be introduced to gale's cat over dinner.

[spicyvampire]

Great's Dying Brain vs Reality : The aftermath of Great and Tyme's first date

4MINUTES (2024) EP. 3 // EP. 6

[rye-bread-soda-iceberg]

man just take them

[biowho]

I'm not sure what the overlap between people who've played dragon age and watch critical role is but I need you guys to understand that Matthew Mercer is one of the coolest and most genuinely kind people I have ever had the pleasure of working with and I'm so excited he gets to be a part of DA:TV. We're in for a real treat every second Manfred is on screen

[dootznbootz]

Sometimes I think about Old Man Laertes learning that Odysseus DID get to see his mother one last time.

[puppyeared]

Alex and my farmer Cosmo (he/him)

[stealingyourbones]

DPxDC the Olympics AU.

Jazz is competing for sharpshooting

Dick is competing for team gymnastics

Y’all can work it out from there :)