#Apple of Truth

[helluvasinsxhazbinoverlords]

"This is such fuckin BULLSHIT!" Beelzebub shouted, clearly pissed. "Oh, WE don't get to wreck Exorcist ass, though fuckin Lucifer gets to show up and fight Adam, FUCKIN ADAM! I've been wanting eons, FUCKIN EONS, to make that cocksuker eat dirt! This fuckin sucks!"

"Bee, can you chill the fuck out. We all know Lucifer is a bit.. spontaneous and I'm sure seeing his daughter getting hurt made him act without thinking. Besides, he only showed up to put an end to it." Asmodeus knows Lucifer doesn't want war, though it seems seeing Charlie hurt was the last straw. Most likely he'll just want to have some form of peace.

"Speaking of Lucifer, where the fuck is he? If I had known he wasn't gonna show I'd stay in my ring. Still trying to make those fish twins work because SOMEONE convinced my best performer to quit," Mammon said, looking at Asmodeus who flipped him off.

Suddenly a golden portal would open with Lucifer walking through with a bit of a dance. "Whew, I am pumped right now! Adam can-" Suddenly a chair smashes into the wall right next to the fallen angel.

"SHIT!" Lucifer was certainly startled and everyone's attention went to an angry looking Beelzebub.

"Lovely to see you to Beelzebub, seriously. Love how you threw the chair and brought down my mood," Lucifer said, calmly walking to his seat and sits down. "Now, I'm sure everyone is aware of today's events." The fallen angel was quick to raise a hand towards the hellhound who was clearly ready to pop off. "With that said, it's time for a, policy change, so to speak." This got all the Sins to raise a brow wondering what was going to change.

[cometblaster2070]

i think a really underrated eah webisode is 'the beautiful truth' because not only do we get a banger trio we should've seen more of but I really really love the scene of apple questioning her own pageant wins.

and i love this scene moreso for how apple sees cedar's point of view and realizes that cedar's right about the meaning of true beauty and decides to support her view.

bonus reason: the way ashlynn's smile after seeing apple and cedar talking about how cedar was right to speak up at the pageant.

she's the mom friend for a reason yk; that's a proud mother right there.

[unicornpopcorn14]

Remember when Dazai being honest for 0.00001 sec had him tweaking so bad he needed to lie about lying?

[agentc0rn]

Love it when there's cool™ folks with extensive historical knowledge of lore and ancient lineages who have gone through losses and sought questionable ways of achieving their goals + having indirect connection to their respective beings of worship

[stevenrogered]

Callum Turner and Austin Butler MASTERS OF THE AIR, PART EIGHT

[rebelcharmings]

happy pride month☺️☺️☺️🏳️‍🌈have some eah fake tweets

[saints-helen]

OH MY GOD

THE TWINS ARE FUCKING NYMPHS

NYMPHS!!!

SO IS THEIR MOTHER

A TREE NYMPH DIES WHEN HER TREE IS CUT, AND SHE CAN'T GO TOO FAR FROM IT BECAUSE SHE'LL ALSO DIE

SAME FOR FLOWER NYMPHS AND SUCH

THEY'RE NYMPHS, BUT BECAUSE THEY WERE MADE BY THEIR MOTHER INSTEAD OF NATURALLY SPAWNING, THEY DON'T HAVE A SET PLANT TO ATTACH THEMSELVES TO

THEY'RE APPLE NYMPHS!!

ALLOWING THEM TO BE MOBILE! BECAUSE THEIR APPLES ARE ALWAYS WITH THEM!!!

OH MY GOD I CRACKED THE FUCKING CODE

AND IF THEIR APPLES ARE DESTROYED, THEY DIE!!

THEY FUCKING DIE THEY'RE LITERALLY NYMPHS!!

[deardarlingthings]

[arrestedexgirlfriendafterhigh]

Just finished ‘Truth or Hair’ and this is how I imagine Holly checking her mirror blog.

[scrollonso]

only sexy people like lance stroll

[ancha-aus]

RealAgeAU Drabble - Questioning

:3 We are back! And The chaos? The chaos is getting closer and closer. @spotaus

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Hello Journal.

Sorry I didn’t write yesterday. I was already asleep when I got home.

Yesterday was fun! We did some of the last preparations for the grapes for the colder months and after that we went to Ccino’s!

Ccino had once again locked up shop so it was just us six in there! He also made this amazing new cupcakes for us to try and eat. They were really good. After the snack we went to relax with the cats.

Killer quickly got covered by cats and I think dad couldn’t be happier. He just laid there smiling and unmoving. Cross reassured me that he is fine.

I hugged my own cat version for a while and my dad’s cats also came over to sit and cuddle with me. They all also checked on kitten me before starting to snuggle with me.

It was nice to see my dads relax as well. Just relaxing and making small talk. It is always nice to be at Ccino’s.

It took me a while but I eventually found my old cat in the cupboard behind the counter.

My old cat is still tired a lot and I really wanted to help him. I remembered that we all figured that he is connected to the apples instead of me anymore. And well… the doctors told me that I no longer really use the apple magic anymore as my own magic had seemed to take it back.

So… I may have tried to… give whatever apple magic I had left over to the cat.

My dads weren’t amused. Ccino wasn’t happy either.

The cat is fine! He is a lot more energetic and stronger again! The tails move more and everything!

Tiny downside… euh… the scars on my skull are now permanently visible. Which caused quite the bit of panic with Ccino.

So I may be slightly grounded now. Not allowed to leave the nest and everything. We already went by Fauna for a quick exam but she said I am fine. That the ‘invasive’ magic is all gone. But she worries that my normal magic can’t do it all by itself.

So I need to take it easy again. Which all circles back to me being grounded.

Which means I am not allowed to help around the farm or house at all and I am once again limited from walking.

I don’t mind it. I feel fine if only a bit tired. But now the old cat version of me is fine at least!

Oh. Dad just ran in and he is calling for a meeting.. I wonder what is going on. I will give you an update later.

NM.

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Crop blinks as he hears his old name shouted. He shoots Straw a look and Straw looks confused as well before both turn around. Crop feels his soul lock up. That… That are Blue and Dream.

Oh no. They have found them?! How?

Straw frowns but shoots him a look and looks thoughtful.

Blue stops before them and grins “Hi Sans. Hi Papyrus!”

Crop sees his brother grin and Straw answers “Hello mysterious person who knows our names yet we do not know.” and he waits.

Blue laughs and nods “Yeah sorry for that. I am just exciting as we have been looking for you guys!” Dream joins them and looks so relieved.

Crop sends his bro a look and Straw sees it.

Straw hums and puffs up his chest “Of course you were looking for me! I am an amazing farmer and many people wish to hear my advice! I have many admires across the globe!”

Blue looks shocked before holding up his hands “Oh no! Not that! We just have some questions which we hope you two can help us with.”

Crop gives a nod “Farming stuff I guess? There are different type of farms and we don’t know about all of them.”

Dream smiles “Can we go somewhere a bit more… private? People are staring.”

Yeah. Crop is not surprised. He can see people keep an eye on them and glaring at the two new arrivals. But saying no would just look more suspicious and like they are trying to hide something.

Seems like Straw made the same conclusion as he cheerfully agrees and they go to the parking lot to talk as it is usually rather quiet. As Straw points things out to the two Crop quickly grabs his phone to check. Only to see about twenty messages all warning him about the strangers in town. Woops. He should check his phone more often. That is a problem for later. For now he quickly finds the guys number and calls them quickly.

It rings twice before Horror picks up “Hello? Horror speaking.”

Crop needs to be vague but still obvious “Hey! I am a bit delayed in town. Some new skeletons walked into town and they are asking for some advice. We will still be in time for lunch!”

Dead silence on the other side before a soft thanks is muttered and Horror hangs up.

Crop just nods to himself as he speaks “Nah it shouldn’t take long. At least.” he acts as if he keeps the mouth piece covered as he looks at Blue and Dream “You two don’t need our help for long right? I had lunch planned with some friends.”

Blue and Dream share a look but shake their skulls.

Crop nods and puts the phone back to the side of his skull “Yeah it shouldn’t take long. Yeah no worries Tori I will be there in time for lunch. See you later.” And he ‘hangs up’.

Dream looks deeply disappointed when he hears Toriel’s nickname and Blue pats his shoulder. Yeah that is what Crop figured.

Straw smiles brightly at the two “What can we help you with! I must admit I haven’t heard of anyone new moving into town!”

Blue shakes his skull “Oh no we aren’t moving in. Just.. looking.” He looks at Dream and waits.

Dream takes a deep breath and smiles “I am Dream, this is Blue, we are looking for my brother and his… friends.”

Crop takes special care to keep his face neutral as he listens.

Dream rubs his arm “It is nothing negative! We. I mean I…” he frowns and thinks “I made stuff into a mess and I need to talk with him.”

Straw tilts his skull “I mean… Why don’t you just call him? If you are brothers you probably have each other’s numbers right?”

Dream looks away pained “It… is a bit more complex than that… Euh…” He and Blue look at each other and share some looks and nods before Dream turns back to them after taking a deep breath “Ever heard of the multiverse theory?”

Crop and Straw share a look. The only reason they both know about it is because Horror took great effort to explain it all after his first stay with them and after he just disappeared again one day.

They both shake their skulls. Dream looks slightly more panicked before shaking his skull and breathing “Well… It is a theory that each decision we make is a branching point. And that one decision leads to one future and the other to another. And that while we pick one, the other future still exists. This is much bigger and complex to easily explain but it means that at any point in time there can be a thousand different you’s going through different things because of different choices, made by you or for you by others.”

They both give a nod.

Dream smiles and points between Blue and himself “We are from other universes. Where everything is so different that you wouldn’t even think we are similar. Blue is actually also Sans but from another universe and timeline.”

Blue laughs and shrugs “I go by Blue to make it easier.”

Dream nods.

Crop gives a slow nod “Okay… say we believe you and not that we think you should go to the hospital. Why are you looking for us?”

Straw hums and gives the thoughtful comment “Would explain why they know our names.”

Dream looks nervous “I am from a very strange universe and a lot happened. I have a twin brother and I am looking for him. We had… a fallen out and I realised some things I didn’t know before. I want to talk with him and apologise.”

That… surprises Crop but he can’t help but not believe it “Really? You want to apologise? Look. I don’t know you and for all I know you are just trying to get sympathy points.”

Dream shakes his skull “I am not! I swear I am not!” he reaches into his bag and takes out a bunch of papers. A sneak inside shows that there are many more likewise paper packages in there. Dream pushes it into Straw’s hands and straw starts to curiously look through it.

Dream rubs his hands “I just… Blue managed to figure out that at least my brother’s friends visited this place. Have you seen any other skeletons?”

Crop doesn’t bother to answer as Straw nudges the papers into his hands. Crop starts reading it and stares. This… this is huge. The others. They need to know this.

Dream just keeps staring at them. Waiting.

Fuck. What does he say?

Straw is the one to answer “We don’t have an answer for you. Not yet.”

Blue looks up hopefully and grins “That just means you know something!”

Straw shakes his skull “No. It means we know nothing about you and no matter what we say will give you some kind of information that we are not comfortable giving you. So we are not giving you any answer. We need to look through this information and get it verified before we can even start to make a decision. You are invading our lives and demanding our assistance without even giving us a chance to consider the options. You will leave and leave us be until we considered what this could mean for us.”

Blue looks down and ashamed as Dream rubs his arm “Right… of course… I just… I really want-”

Straw huffs “Yes. You want something. And apparently you have no problem destroying someone’s whole world view and turning up someone’s entire existence to get it. Did you think that maybe we didn’t even want to know about all this universe stuff? That we were happy with our lives? That we didn’t want to be forced to consider these things? You are forcing our hand to think about these things. The least you can do is give us time to consider it all.”

Blue and Dream both flinch but both nod.

Straw nods “And stop trying to force others to consider these life changing things. Leave us be.” He holds out a hand “Give us a phone number to call once we considered this.”

Blue nods as he writes down the number. Still clearly embarrassed.

After which they both apologise and agree they shouldn’t have gone about it the way they did before leaving them.

Crop whistles when they leave “Good quick thinking Straw.”

Straw looks proud “Thank you! It helped that they just started explaining things without even considering what it could mean and do to us. A good way to shift the focus. At least for a short while…” he stares at the papers in his hands “We need to get this to them.”

Crop nods “Lets make sure they aren’t following us before we meet them. Then we can discuss it all together.” he frowns “Also make sure to get a feel for what they said to others.” And both quickly rush off to speak with their neighbours.

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[helluvasinsxhazbinoverlords]

Continued from X @weapon-gatherer-odette

"Oh, uh, good to see you too, great even." Lucifer hoped they hadn't already met and he just forgot. Shit, the fallen angel was terrible at remembering thing sometimes, well, a lot of the time. "I'm just stopping by to say thanks for helping my daughter getting weapons and stuff. That did come for you guys, right?"

[otrtbs]

brat is such a slytherin album and with the help of charlixcx i think we can restore dracotok to its former glory

[rabdoidal]

my fav part of the iwtv vampires is that all of them, louis, armand, lestat, the coven, all of them are miserable and cruel and they lie to save themselves - which makes sense when, even though they pretend to be immortal gods among men, they live each day fearing death, either by their own fault or by another vampire - but at least louis has the decency to admit when he was wrong, or clarify when he doesn't remember something clearly as the series goes on. he loses some of his artifice, even if he is still arrogant or violent or miserable at times, and the power dynamic between him and daniel is wildly imbalanced, he returns to memories and moments he has already described and tries to describe it again and again, trying to get the picture right this time, tries to wait with his camera at night until the light hits something just right to finally get a good shot. unworthy to tell his story in san francisco, but maybe worthy in dubai

[dazachi]

Chuuya can understand Dazai so well because his mind is actually similar to Dazai's.

These two understand each other the most. They "hate" the other because they can see hints of themselves in each other. It is why they are convinced in the other's humanity when they question it on themselves. It's why they don't do much talking and yet arrive to the same conclusions. It's why they work so well. They're different in so many aspects on the surface, but deep inside, they know it's like looking in the mirror.

They don't have to agree, but they do understand the thought process BECAUSE they've thought of it before.

They probably rarely had to talk beyond short arguments because they don't need to talk to know what the other is thinking. They always agree at times when it mattered the most.

"Soulmates" is the only possible definition for these two because there's no better way to describe them.

[seethinglikeme]

lawlight this remisa that WHO CARES!!! can we PLEASE talk about ryuk and light