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linkedin-offficial · 3 months
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youll never guess where ive been
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theodysseyofhomer · 16 days
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i straight up do not believe that odysseus did everything he did to get back to penelope and telemakhos. or even that he did everything he could. wanting to return to them is not the whole story. i like the myth about odysseus pretending to be mad to get out of the war for lots of reasons, but one of them is because it's an attempt to escape the narrative, foiled by his love for his son, but also because there is contrast to what we know of him long after the narrative has sucked him back in. odysseus is no less kleospilled than anyone else! he fights for his pride; he makes mistakes; he gets worn down; he delays his homecoming, in ways that are and aren't his fault, all the time. he wants to go home. he doesn't just want to go home.
but he does try. by leaving ogygia he willingly goes back into the narrative one more time, and he never gives up until he finally returns. isn't that compelling enough? do we have to sand it down?
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neechees · 1 month
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Ever notice how everytime there's an ignorant person using the excuse of "it's the American education system's fault" it's almost always pertaining to information about other cultures/ethnicities or countries, usually ones designated as not "White" (ex: that Africa isnt a country, that Mexico has cities) and not things like. Science or Math.
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st4rbwrry · 8 months
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nicki is the prime example of an older bitter woman. she need serious help fr. like to hear her on live stuttering and going on and on about megan and her deceased mother is sickening. she stooped low af fr. all over one line. megan ain’t even say that girls name and it got her yapping out her mouth like somebody grandma. and she’s only proving everyone’s point about her nasty ass husband. now if megan say sum bout her father or brother???? don’t go crying to kenneth or papa about how everyone’s against you cs you’re the queen of rap blah blah.
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pokeberry5 · 10 months
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for the shirt cut meme pls pls pls do jasons fat hairy tits I beg of you 🙏🙏🙏
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the face of a man who's gonna murder you the moment you've paid
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theghooligan · 2 months
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aegon, literally dying in bed:
aemond: a successor must be chosen 😏
me: BOY THE ONLY THING ABOUT TO BE CHOSEN IS YOUR OTHER EYE OR THE WIG COMEHEREYOU 🔪—
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spinjitsuburst · 7 months
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we still barely know shit about djinn wish magic and how it works and sure we heard the whole “no harm no love and only three wishes” thing
but y’know what would be so funny
Nya, having just made her second wish ever in front of Arrakore: man I gotta be careful with what I say now huh
Arrakore: wait what. Why
Nya: well I only have one wish left right? Djinn can only grant three wishes per person?
Arrakore: I- no. That’s literally just not correct who told you that
Nya: we’re not limited to three wishes???
Arrakore: no! That makes no sense!
Arrakore:
Arrakore: Nya you good
Nya: currently in the process of trying to kill Nadakhan with her mind
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Husk: When I said "bring me back something from the beach", I meant like a seashell.
Angel: *struggling to hold a seagull with all six arms* Well, you didn't fucking say that!
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evansboyfriend · 16 hours
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"i hate tommy kinard but it's not even buddie related"
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mitsuki91 · 9 months
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Okay but you know what could really destroy Snow?
Seeing Lucy Gray slowly starting to fall out of love with him. Lucy Gray knowing him so well she starts to be repulsed by him. The pain and disdain and the masks she has to wear (expecially if they are in the Capitol and she depends on him) in order to survive... With him because she has no other option. Lucy Gray, who put trust above everything, slowly starting to lie to his face, to hyde the fear and the pain behind fake smiles to make him happy with her.
And he will see this. He will see because, as always, as they are connected by the stars, as they are both performers, he can read her as she can read him. He can see her pulling back from their love story.
So. He may think that he want her to be caged, because so he can feel safe. But in reality he can not. In reality, he needs her to choose him. Everyday. They have to be a team. They have to be alone against the world (even if that means they have to perform to find a place in that world). He has to know, to feel sure, to feel warm about the fact that his Lucy Gray wanted him and wanted to be with him in the same way he wanted to be with her.
He has to be sure they truly love each others.
Or he is going to be insane. After all, he already did. One trace of doubt - he lost it. He lost it so bad.
But betrayal in a so giant way is a thing; a thing that set him in a rage, that make him spiraling without control and do despicable things in a matter or seconds.
Slowly see your only love slowly fade away? This is another type of pain who can drive one mad in a more subtle way, because he still had hope he can just fix things and surerly he will do it. Just a little time. Just a little patiente. He will do it. But in reality she fade. More and more far away. And panic arise, day by day.
So yeah, Coriolanus Snow was a boy in love, and as a boy in love (the first time I must add) wanted to cage her loved one, to control her. It's normal to feel this way when you love someone, because you want the other one to love you the same. But it's a passing thought, not a real one, because physical possesion doesn't mean owning someone's feelings, and he knew this. Deep down he knew. And he wants Lucy Gray's love above everything else.
Seeing her simply perform their love story to him will be too much.
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pseudophan · 1 month
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i respect every out of pocket cringe conspiracy theorist 2014 phannie miles more than anyone who's ever gone on social media to proudly proclaim how much they were "never like that". good for you? you missed out and your phannie experience will be forever lacking for it but congrats on being not like the other girls though
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paunchsalazar · 10 months
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okay.
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casualavocados · 2 months
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Why did you do it? I don't know what you're talking about. I was drunk that night, and you told me you would always look at me— You want to get back at me, right?
KISEKI: DEAR TO ME Ep. 09
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linkedin-offficial · 4 months
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HAPPY PRIDE!!!!! I EAT ROCKS
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emberglowfox · 1 year
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closing time
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weaponizedducks · 5 months
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zutara is my very favourite dynamic because they're just judgy bitch besties together. stupid shenanigans duo. impulsive yelling duo. sokka is like 90 percent of their impulse control so when he's gone they go haywire. this is even canon sokka leaves them alone for one minute and suddenly they're off to kill a guy. good for them. let them be crazy besties together, striking fear into the hearts of sexist twats
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