#BUT BLAKE AND BESTIE

[capitalisticveins]

I’m so sorry

Blake and Bestie >>>>>> Elliott and Sunshine

[a-conventicle-of-magpies]

Please PLEASE let Blake and Bestie be doomed.

Not because I don't like them, quite the opposite. They're interesting characters partly because they are doomed and desperate.

Please don't let there be some miracle fix or story bending for every decision they made just because some people might get upset at some characters maybe not getting that happy ending.

Don't Bright Eyes this..! Let there be consequences for actions.

[empydoc]

handholding headcanons 🤲

slight insinuation of mature themes in milo & porter's sections, but nothing explicit!

— freelancer often holds hands with each person within the damn squad, including coworker/dear.

-> they find that huxley’s hand is the biggest and gentlest, damien’s hand is the warmest and most tense, lasko’s hand is often the one with the most prevalent veins, gavin’s hand is the smoothest, and coworker’s hand is, well, whatever you make of it <3

— elliott & sunshine would hold hands all the time, even before getting together. it added to their ‘will they won’t they’ experience very much (and both of them often thought about it in a totally platonic way).

— avior has a tendency to hold starlight’s hand with both hands when he’s telling them things that’re important to him.

— darlin’, asher, and angel have all held hands with david at some point. they all say it feels different ways.

-> darlin’ describes it as if a dad was holding your hand out of necessity instead of want. asher says it’s tense but sweet. angel says it’s nothing but gentle (if not a tiny bit clingy).

— sam has the tendency to run his fingers over darlin’s veins. he says it’s habit more than anything else.

— after the first time, hush now finds that the warmth of doc’s hand is preferred over the absence of sensation. he tells them it’s something he’s unused to, but fond of.

— blake’s handholding has never been gentle, even way back when. he holds with possession instead of guidance. he also always interlocks his fingers with bestie’s. -> even so, whenever they mention to him that his grip is too tight, he loosens it- but only just.

— geordi, after being physically away from cutie for certain amounts of time and then seeing them for checkups, tends to wonder if they might get the chance to hold hands during such checkups. they never do, but his gaze tends to linger at their fidgeting hands often.

— guy, even in his chaos and all, will always kiss honey’s knuckles without fail when they hold hands. every. single. time.

— milo never fails to hold sweetheart’s hand during private and/or intimate times, although as much as he insists to it, it’s mainly because he likes to know they’re there and they’re safe. sweetheart finds it quite, ironically, sweet.

— morgan wears jewelry on his fingers, and talks with his hands. there's been times where he'll softly grasp obscura's hands for emphasis on his talking points, and will only notice that they've been holding hands for longer than intended after it's pointed out to him. (he notices beforehand, actually. he simply likes holding their hands. not that he'd admit such)

— porter's touch is very restrained, with lack of better term. he'll brush fingers over treasure's knuckles and fingertips without holding. he teases their skin with intent to hold but without action to do so. treasure wonders if it's too intimate for him to bear.

[puffin-smoke]

Y'all can't call Bestie stupid for kissing Blake when Doc has literally seen Hush kill three people. And they're just fine with it. He's the literal apocalypse but they find him cute. AND YOU THINK BESTIE IS DUMB

[rickybaby]

Daniel leaving the Optus event

[ashturnedtomist]

“How could a heart like yours…”

Lovely, Angel, Freelancer, Bestie, Sam, Huxley, Cutie, Guy

“…ever love a heart like mine?”

Vincent, David, Gavin, Blake, Darlin’, Damien, Geordi, Honey

[pycth]

Oh he’s so hot and so, so fucking doomed

He finally has his own post after dropping cameo appearances for so long. All that’s left is Brachium 👀

Now I also wanna add a headcanon I touched on briefly about Bestie in another post, but a lil more in depth—

I believe Bestie is fully aware of the kind of person Blake really is. They’ve always been observant unbeknownst to most, especially Blake (Ironic for a seer lol). He believes them to be thoughtful, but not as keen as they really are due to how easily they agree to things. They became even more skeptical and analytical of his actions/behavior when he came back into their life. I mean who wouldn’t be with the way he did..

Blake thinks he knows them like the back of his hand, and to an extent he does, but in reality it’s the other way around. They’re not gullible, now so easily manipulated as others think they are, they simply just play along because well they still care deeply about him and whatever relationship they still have.. Bestie is the deceiver. (Because I love plot twists within plot twists)

And why I think they decided to ask him how he felt about them that night— They still choose to be with Blake despite him laying out all his red flags because they know what’s inevitably gonna happen, they already know their fate, so they give him what he wants against their better judgment..

[nortyourself]

Don’t you want to become a cult leader?

Since the death of god, there’s been a vacancy open.

You can fill that void.

[int3rtwiningh3artstrings]

balance audio thoughts

I hate blake

I hate blake

brachiummmmm haiii *kicks feet*

I hate Blake

"mother" HELLOOOOOO?

I hate blake

ELLIOT!!!!!

I hate Blake

AARON??? WHY YOU SOUND SO SEXY

did I mention I hate Blake?

BRACHIUM NO. BAD. BAD DAEMON.

I haaaate blake

FUCK ITS BLAKE TIME

ew stinky rat man

WAIT WHY HE KINDA....

I hate blake

HAI DADDY'D'DERIDHAN

I hate this man

OH FUCK HES HOTTTTTTT

Still hate him

SCORPIUS!!! *twirls hair before tying it back and getting on knees-*

[skunkox]

Lowkey, I don't think bestie gonna make it. Neither is blake. He'll start to lose his shit just to get

Immediately afterwards.

I don't see these weirdos coming outta this okay... Or at all.

[capitalisticveins]

Hoping Blake never gets a gameboi audio like Ollie just did, because Blake plays Fortnite, and from personal experience nothing good comes out of laying on the lap of someone playing Fortnite who is also very prone to emotional outbursts

[casper-nova]

More quotes from my friends as redacted characters. (This is one friend. He says out of pocket shit all the time, but i'm no better.)

Asher to David as a joke: I didn't punch him. I gave him a love tap. I bet you love it when I give you love taps

Darlin: My dad's a proud American

Angel: (Kool-aid man) OH YEAH

Gavin texting Freelancer or lasko: Has anyone told you how fuckalisous today

David: How dare you say that to me

Angel: Say what

David: Meow

Baabe: Don't do that. I've got a Monster between my legs.

Aaron: I really struggle with Spanish.

Smartass: You struggle with a lot of languages don't you?

Aaron: Don't be condescending. I will fall in love.

Honey: Sleep with one eye open. I will smother you.

Angel: But is it morally wrong to fuck an evil king?

Asher: There's a level of morally wrong that I can get behind.

Angel: I'd like to get behind him.

David: Whore

Gavin: Lasko, can you leave? I need a moment with my mistress.

Honey: I'm about to fall.

Guy: don't fall…. Without me

Honey: I'll fall for you.

Guy: Damn… promise?

Honey: Pinky promise, I swear.

Bestie: Oh, that felt scary. Is that what commitment issues feel like?

Angel: I got to grab batman's thigh

David: Why?? Where??? Wtf Ok wait HOW?

Angel: :)

Blake to Sunshine: I will punt a mug at you. Fuck off.

Dear: I forgot that I had milk on my hand.

Lasko: How do you forget that on your hand? I swear to God I would rather have spit and jizz in my hand then that horrible substance.

Vincent: Chat I will actually fucking fist fight you

Porter: Please do?

Vincent: Shut up you fucking masochist.

Angel: Everything tastes better with trauma.

@slimemouse030

[empydoc]

"role reversal" things i think would be really cool (between listeners and speaker characters)

note: some storyline spoilers, but no recent spoilers.

freelancer having been the one in the 7/11 when them and gavin met.

pizza place worker honey who's constantly done with their job and yet doesn't do anything to change jobs.

anton being an earth elemental whilst my love is a technician. his partner's love for plants is stemmed more from his power than their own.

geordi being the one to be a little more flirty with cutie, whilst they're the more chaotically thought type. also, them hearing his unfiltered intial thoughts and getting delightfully shy/flustered about them.

socially horrific creature-like human! hush x surprisingly humanlike but out-of-this-world being! doc

bestie, who isn't too into blake after him leaving them, knowing he's going to die soon, whilst blake, who's been pining after them for ages and left for a while, notices them trying to be a little closer to him.

sam being a reckless type x darlin, knowing healing magic, ending up along with him in his ventures and healing the two of them (whilst sam somehow still ends up being the nagging sort).

vega taking on the "warden" role, even if he's still decently morally falted with warden, who's been wrongfully detained.

stealth! milo who somehow didn't notice someone getting into his apartment vs werewolf! sweetheart who just wants some answers

[erial-c]

i truly do hope that blake goes to visit bestie in this fucked up form of his and they're like . afraid of him . and maybe even get killed by the drove through his body as a vessel . i need him to see the consequences of his own actions NEOWWW

[rickybaby]

visacashapprb: team fist bumps 👊

[ashturnedtomist]

Redacted HCs 3

- Cutie has been unable to sleep properly since they separated from Geordi

- Geordi checks up on Cutie from time to time but they don’t always respond, and when they do, the answers are short because they feel guilty about how everything went the last time they were together

- Avior loves coffee

- Starlight also loves coffee

- Freelancer prefers salty over sweet

- Bestie loves tea

- Guy was a backpack leash kid

- Elliott and Aaron had Pokémon phases as children

- Sometimes Avior wakes up in the middle of the night just to make sure Starlight is still breathing

- Blake used to collect stickers and give them to Bestie when they were kids

- Whenever Smartass visits Aaron at work, they purposely wear clothes that they know he likes

- Ollie and Mentor love going on picnic dates :)

- When David told Angel he was a shifter, they just accepted it, no proof needed

- Baabe on the other hand, did not believe Asher until he shifted (they thought he was insane, kinda like Geordi when Cutie told him they were a telepath)

- Of course, Asher was extremely willing bc, how else would they believe him???

- when Baabe found out how everyone met their mates, they looked at them all like they were insane (you broke into his house?? he accused you of stalking??? THEY TRESPASSED ON SOLAIRE TERRITORY????)

- Gavin has to force Freelancer to drink water or else they would just run on energy drinks

- Honey loves Sanrio

- Starlight wants to take Avior to the beach </3

- There is a buzzfeed unsolved episode of Vincent 💀 and Lovely watches it religiously

- Honey acts all big and bad, but as soon as there’s a spider in the room they lose their shit

- Ollie carries a picture of Mentor in his wallet