Israel-Premier Tech et ses Factor Ostro VAM 2024
Depuis le début de la saison 2024, Israel-Premier Tech exploite la dernière nouveauté de Factor, l’Ostro VAM nouvelle génération. Un vélo aéro des plus légers qui sera à l’aise aussi sur les grands tours…
Les coureurs d’Israel-Premier Tech auront à leur disposition pour la saison 2024, les Factor Ostro VAM dernière génération, mais aussi les O2 VAM et les Hanzō. ils seront équipés avec une…
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out of context plot points in Mandatory Family Reunion
Most of these are from gags from my fic. But others are horrific events completely reframed. Good luck guessing which is which !
A Dr. Pepper ruins Techno’s life
Tommy gets grounded for trying to shoot Philza
Techno has an AA meeting with his kidnappers
“Fun life advice with Techno: Turns out it’s not hard to fake cry when you’re constantly trying not to sob! Neat. Probably super applicable for normal people too.”
A black ops raid is sent to deliver Christmas presents
Tommy carries onions in his pockets so he can fake cry on command. This is funny until it isn't
On the other hand, that isn't modeling clay in Wilbur's pockets
Techno’s parents always have his back!
“It’s just the anxiety. I feel like I would’ve seen the achievement pop up if I got PTSD.”
Philza gets a rabies shot because of Techno
“But if [Philza's] years of running a criminal empire have taught him anything, all it takes is a can-do attitude and unfathomable wealth.”
Officer Jenny commits police brutality
It's always a bad sign when you can hear your parents giving you advice
Philza straight up drinks poison but is alright (unlike Skeppy)
Squidkid loses hide and seek with Wilbur bc he’s a dirty cheater
Techno’s hair is burnt off but, like, it’s not a big deal
If you can't replace your son's abusive parents yourself, store bought is fine. (Philza actively gets more scared when it works)
It's not a coma if you're in enough denial about it!
“[Tommy] hands over a real security ID. Sure enough, the middle name actually is Danger. Sam has very interesting parents, and a long and fascinating backstory that will never be mentioned again.”
Quackity implies Edgeworth x Wright is cannon
Techno hits rock bottom in an elevator. actually 3 people in the fic have elevator trauma. Maybe the real Mandatory Family Reunion was the elevator trauma we made along the way.
“Skeppy, I think the dog has ulterior motives.”
GPS failure nearly costs a court case
Techno helps run a criminal empire for like 2 weeks. But not that criminal empire.
“They were like a family to me” and “I love you” and “For you? The world, Phil” are the most devestating lines techno says
Yes. This story is definitely pure crack. No angst here no siree! It's all jokes and japes galore. Ignore the sobbing.
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