#Bob loves his kids sooo much

[dianadeadwing]

Geneuary Day 7 Feast / Empathy

„Dad, do you need a hug?“ ~

You cannot convince me that Gene wasn’t hugging his parents all the time as a child. He would have been the most sensitive little five year old. And it heals something in Bob a little more each day.

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Digital fanart of a younger Gene and Bob from Bob’s Burgers hugging in the restaurant. Gene has his eyes closed and is smiling sweetly with his arms wrapped around his Dad’s neck. Bob is facing away from view and holds his son close with one hand on his shoulder and the other on his back.

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[thegnomelord]

17 with Phillip Graves I'm begging🙏

also I just found out about your account and your writing is so good what??? in love w your work

You have no idea how long I've wanted to do something with Graves but couldn't figure out what lol :D Play the game HERE.

Prompt: Oral as punishment.

CW: NSFW, sub Phillip Graves, GN reader but you get referred to as 'doll' but as far as I'm aware it's gn sooo, oral, feminization, semi-public sex, humiliation, cross dressing, mentions of masochism/pain play.

Phillip Graves is a fucking brat.

For weeks now he's been trying to rile you up, sitting next to you whenever you go to eat in the mess hall so his hand can safely wander beneath the table. He's all confident when he does this, laughing along with the other shadows like nothing's wrong, feigning worry when your breathing grows stuttered and heat ravages your skin as if the bastard's not unashamedly groping your crotch.

The little shit knows you won't react in public; he knows what he's doing.

And you know what he wants— the little masochist loves the humiliation of being brought over your knees like a boy as much as he craves the sting of your palm on his ass, the sharp bite of your belt leaving welts on his thighs, the lingering nibble of pain from healing bruises decorating his pale skin like paint flicked by a deranged artist —each lick of pain left by your hands is like a drop of a drug he's addicted to, each session leaving him needing more.

You know you've been indulging him for too long when pulling him into his office has victory sparkling in his eyes, goosebumps spreading across his skin like he's already expecting a slap to the face.

You don't reward him with what he wants. "You're a real menace." You growl, closing the door but leaving it unlocked. "Acting up like a little brat."

"Ah don't know what yer talking about Doll," Graves says smoothly, his eyes lingering on the door. "Just bein' my charming self." He notices you don't lock it, that self-preserving part of his mind catching on faster than he does; you're up to something.

"Sure you are." You grip him by the hair, your lips only an inch apart. "My baby girl just wants to be punished, right?" Tugging on his hair just enough to tease him with what he wants you quickly pull your head away when he attempts to kiss you, shoving a small bag into his hands. "Put this on." You suddenly say.

Graves blinks rapidly, heart stuttering at your words, and he's both worried and aroused by the look in your eyes; like an old trickster god. He looks down and reaches into the nondescript bag, careful as if you've stuffed a bear trap inside it, confusion flaring in his eyes when he feels soft fabric and softer lace.

"You've got to be kidding me-" He snaps sharply, almost insulted, ears and cheeks as pretty pink as the gstring and skirt he now holds in his hand. "-I don't- doll, I can't- I-"

"You can and you will." You cut off his sputtering, yanking on his hair to shut him up. "You wanted to be a brat, I'm treating you like one." Your eyes narrow, pointedly ignoring how your harsh voice has a shiver running down his spine. "Now quit bitching and put that on. Right here."

Graves opens his mouth to argue with a retort burning like hot coals on his tongue, but the self-preservation portion of his mind kicks in from one glance into your eyes and before he knows it he's dropping his pants, embarrassment flooding his chest at how his cock bobs to stand at attention.

"Slut." You huff when you notice he's gone commando again, "I wonder how much the others would like to know their commander's such a whore."

He bites his tongue to silence himself and to stop himself from whining as he slips the panties on, the soft dainty lace trapping his cock, the light pink color darkening the fading bruises on his legs. The skirt comes next, so short it doesn't cover anything, and Phill resists rubbing his thighs together when he sees his cock poke out beneath the skirt's frilly fabric.

"Look at you, pretty girl," You chuckle, reaching down to fondle his cock like he'd done to you, the mix of your rough grip mixed with the silky soft fabric of the panties forcing a moan out of his throat. "Ready to stop being a brat and be a good girl?"

"Yes, please-" Graves quivers, clutching your shoulders and moaning while you continue to grope him, only stopping when there's a prominent damp spot at his tip and swiftly taking your hand away. "Fuck, doll."

You ignore his whining, moving him to sit in his chair, using his jeans as an impromptu cushion for your knees as you get beneath his desk. "Now, you've still got work to do." Your words has dread bubbling in his chest and his cock twitching when you pull his chair close to his desk, throwing his naked legs over your shoulders so he can't roll away. "You're finishing your work, oh, and you don't get to cum."

"Fuck-" Graves sucks in a sharp breath as your lips tickle his tip through the panties, "An' if I do?" He can't help himself, needs to rile you up even as a blush crawls down his neck.

He feels you grin against his tip, nearly jumping out of his chair when you roughly grip his balls, the tight string of the panties pushing down the middle of them to make them more grabbable. "Then this little clit is getting stuck in a cage until I decide to forgive you." You chuckle, slowly and leisurely licking him from base to tip, adding your spit to the liquid soaking the fabric. "Now get back to work."

He roughly brushes a hand through his hair, tugging on the strands to get his focus back before his bleary eyes settle on the laptop. He tries to type a report, but he keeps missing letters because it's fucking hard; you're consistent in your inconsistency, switching up the way you pleasure him with your mouth each time he's beginning to get used to it— lapping at his shaft like a dog one second, lewdly sucking on the tip the next, breaking off periodically to bite his fading bruises or tease his hole.

And all the while you keep his cock trapped in the panties, the constant strain of wet fabric adding to the building pleasure in his gut. Your hands keep him still when he attempts to wiggle or squirm, leaving fingerprint bruises to reward him for staying still as you suckle on his length and pulling moans from his chest.

He forgets the door is unlocked, moaning and groaning and squirming at how your spit cools, sending shivers up his spine. His groin is wet with your spit, from the tip of his cock down to his hole, his muscles spasming beneath your fingers as his body tries to buck into your mouth.

He's breathing like a racehorse and barely able to finish one report out of a few hundred when there comes a sharp knock on the door, followed by "Commander Graves?"

Fear and arousal floods his veins, his eyes quickly falling to you, large like dinner plates as he remembers; "Doll-"

"What are you waiting for?" You ask, teasing and smug like he'd been the entire week. "Go on pretty girl, call them in." There's no room for argument in your tone, and Graves gulps, his thighs tensing around your head and clenching his teeth.

"Come in!" He says and thinks-hopes- his voice doesn't sound as shaky to the as it does to him. He keeps his focus on the laptop, whole body tense and ears straining to hear his door open and close, mentally following the shadow's movements. "Report." He says.

You choose this time to lightly nibble on his tip, but he manages to clamp his mouth shut and the shadow doesn't notice anything. They prattle on about several things that could have been sent as an email and all the while Graves is stiff as a board trying not to squirm, trying not to show how your hot mouth on his cock is affecting him.

"Are you alright sir?" The shadow asks, bringing attention how flushed he looks. Graves briefly catches your smug gaze as you purposely open your mouth to rest his leaking tip on your tongue, the panties wet with your spit and his precum.

"Peachy," He grinds out, fingers balled into fists in an attempt to keep from squirming when your thumb presses against his hole without penetrating, trying to make him break. "Dismissed." He says sharply.

"But sir-"

"I said dismissed." He growls, hopes and prays his voice doesn't crack, ears burning and refusing to look at the shadow because he's so close, his balls and cock twitching in your hands.

The shadow hesitates, almost leaning closer and Graves nearly flinches, beath catching in his throat; the shadow would only need to take a half-step to see the pink skirt and panties, and just the knowledge of that, of his shadows knowing how much of a whore he is, has more precum leaking from his tip.

"Yes sir," The shadow says and salutes before leaving. The door closes with a resounding 'click' bringing with it heaven and hell.

Graves slumps back into his chair as if he'd run a marathon, his breath of relief broken by a moan when you dig your nails into a bruise on his thighs. "Good girl," Your smooth praise has liquid pleasure flowing in his veins, your nails digging deeper into his bruises feeding his addiction for pain and building a second need for more humiliation. "Did so well for me."

"Doll, please, I need-" He whines, head falling back against the backrest of his chair and a pitiful sound escaping his chest when you pull your lips from his cock. "-please just let me cum, need to cum."

"Oh no, you're not done yet," You're like a devil between his legs, grinning up to him. "You've still got a few hours of work left."

"You're evil," He breathes out, but he's hopeless to submit, leaning in to reach his laptop, groaning when your lips return to his leaking tip, his belly tight with heat that he's desperate to hold off. "Alright, yes, sure-"

"Good girl." You press on his bruises and suck on his tip again, and maybe you'll let him cum in a few hours...

[pfaerie]

would u ever draw younger daniel and amanda? i think about them so much... sooo in love and starting their new business and amanda with a 90s bob and pantsuit while daniel in his businessman suit looks like a kid at prom... but he brings her flowers at work and they make out in the showroom cars 😭😭😭

amanda has her reservations but her cousin gave her the hard sell

[christinesficrecs]

hi christine. i wanna start by saying thank you sooo much for all your help. you really are a blessing in the sterek fandom❤️

do you have any fics where stiles gets pregnant by derek but he leaves bh and then years later he returns with the child?

thank you so much!

Thank you!! 💗 Here are a few fics like that. Also, there are more pregnant stiles ones in this tag.

let’s see where this thing goes by EvanesDust | 5.4K | Explicit

When Derek moved to Beacon Hills on a whim, he never expected to see Stiles again. He certainly never expected to find out that he was a father, and after a rocky start, he never thought that they’d be a family. But six months later, Stiles and Derek have moved in together and are raising their son, Jake.

They’ve planned for the future, but after Stiles reminisces about his pregnancy, Derek realizes he doesn’t know if Stiles wants more kids.

The answer is yes.

…or the one where Stiles and Derek are parents and discuss having more kids. Featuring fluff and smut, with a side of breeding kink.

if it’s meant to be, it’ll be by DeancebraArt, EvanesDust | 27.5K | Explicit

Following a chance encounter with an irresistible and alluring omega, Derek wakes up in bed alone, with no way to contact the man he met the night before. Over the course of the next year, Derek finds himself wondering: how can he miss someone he doesn’t even know? And, more importantly, how can he find him again?

After a one-night stand with a mysterious alpha werewolf leaves Stiles pregnant, he resigns himself to raising his child as a single parent. It’s not until the man he’s been pining over for the last year shows up at his doorstep, does he realize there might actually be something more complicated than raising a child on his own: love.

You’ll Grow Into Your Skin by crossroadswrite | 11.8K

“So funny story,” Stiles winces, “Remember when I joked you couldn’t get me pregnant?”

Derek nods his head. He remembers pretty much everything from that day.

“Right,” Stiles bobs his head, stops himself and does a little ta-da gesture towards Jacy, “Surprise?”

Tiny Houses by  ohmyjetsabel | 77.1K

“So this is what Stiles does. He lies in Scott’s bed and waits for Melissa to say she’s found someone to get it out of him, to cure him of the wrongness and the bad, and he dreams.

God, he dreams.

He dreams of fire and swollen bellies and that scene in Alien, of giving birth to jackals through his urethra, the whole horrific nine yards. His head is a terrible place to be, he can’t imagine his stomach is much better, why anyone would want to put a thinginside of it.”

Over the Moon by  i_kinda_like_writing | 32.8K

Stiles and Derek spend a night together, and Derek, thinking he’s protecting Stiles, tells him it was a mistake. Stiles leaves Beacon Hills. He also leaves behind 6 letters to say goodbye to the pack. From his letters, the pack thinks he’s killed himself. Meanwhile, Stiles is in NYC, living with Jackson, going to Columbia, oh, and he’s pregnant.

[planetpiastri]

Hi! 💝+ an accidental kiss between two exes from the a hundred different kisses list with hangman, please?

By the way i love the way you write so much and i’m so happy i came across your blog!❤️

that's so kind, thank you!! this was sooo much fun to write, hope you enjoy<3 | [wc - 1.2k] | join my prompt party!

Ending up at the Hard Deck with Hangman on a Saturday night was a complete accident, you told yourself. You’d done such a good job of avoiding him since things ended. No one had told you that he’d be here with all the rest of the pilots, so how were you to know?

No, this was definitely not your fault. And you were obviously very upset about it. Which is why you kept going back and ordering more drinks. To cope with your heartbreak. Obviously.

“Whoa, slow down, there,” said Rooster, reaching for the beer that you were part way through chugging. You swerved out of his reach, holding a hand out to stop him from trying again until you’d drained the whole bottle, slamming it back down on the bar.

“Are you sure you’re okay?” Payback asked on your other side, swapping a nervous glance with Rooster.

“I’m fine,” you grunted. “Come on. Let’s go play pool.”

Needless to say, you lost that game of pool. And the next one. And the next one.

It was the booze, you were sure. It definitely wasn’t the fact that Hangman was over at the dartboard with Coyote, perfectly in view, hitting bullseye after bullseye. It definitely wasn’t the way the khaki shirt stretched across the hard muscles of his back and his shoulders, or the way his sleeves seemed to strain to contain the size of his biceps, or the fact that you could very clearly remember what those biceps felt under your fingers.

“Okay, Bob, you’re subbing in. Get out of here,” said Payback, clapping you good-naturedly on the shoulder but giving you a gentle push that told you he wasn’t kidding.

“I’m fine,” you said again, even as Bob took your cue from you and Fanboy led you over to sit down. “I don’t know what you guys are so worried about. I’m great. I’m gonna go get another beer.”

“Whoa, no, you’re not,” said Fanboy, catching you when you stumbled off the stool. “You’re gonna stay right here, and I’m gonna go grab a round of waters. For all of us. Okay?”

“Okay,” you grumbled, slouching back. Fanboy shot you a look said, I mean it, and then he disappeared back into the crowd, headed towards the bar.

After a few minutes of watching the others do better at pool than you, you heard your name being called. Chills ran down your spine and you turned to see Coyote leaning against the banister, beckoning you towards the dartboards.

You shook your head. He waved harder. You stood up. He nodded. You walked over. He gave you an enthusiastic one-armed hug that nearly sent you sprawling.

“Look who decided to join us, man!” he called to Jake, who was making his way over with another pair of beers. “Why haven’t I seen you guys hanging out in a while?”

Hangman smiled, smooth as anything, but you could tell he was a little thrown by the situation. “Just…busy, I guess. With the mission. Hey, you.”

“Hi,” you grunted, reluctantly accepting his half-assed hug of greeting. God, he even smelled the same.

Hangman had broken up with you for a noble reason, or so it seemed—he was leaving for a dangerous mission, he’d be gone a very long time, and he didn’t want you to be stuck behind waiting for him. Which was all well and good and romantic. But then when he got back to North Island, he didn’t even spare you a second look. That had hurt more than the ‘breakup,’ if it could even be called that.

But here you were. The closest you’d been since before that fateful day in your apartment where he kissed you sweetly and brushed your hair behind your ear and told you he’d be thinking of you when he flew.

You suddenly felt nauseous. It was definitely the booze.

Hangman offered Coyote the cluster of darts. “Your turn, man.” He turned to you. “Wanna play?”

“Probably not a good idea,” you said, not looking at him. “I’ve had a lot to drink.”

“Ah, that just means you’re better than usual. Come on.”

“‘m supposed to wait for Fanboy,” you mumbled, gesturing back towards the pool table.

Hangman caught your arm, leaning close. “I got you,” he said, lowering his voice. “Trust me. Would I let anything bad happen to you?”

You shot him a withering glare and he laughed, throwing his head back. Then he slung his arm casually around your shoulders and said, “Aw, I missed that. Here, come on. Remember what I taught you.”

Coyote graciously stepped off the mark, and Jake guided you forward. He stood behind you—far closer than was necessary, honestly—and wrapped his arm along yours, guiding your throw. With his cologne in your nose, his favorite beer on your breath, his hips squared against yours, and his arms around your shoulders, it was all too easy to travel through time back to six months ago, when you’d thought for sure that he was falling in love with you and you with him. It was all too easy to enjoy this, to forgive him and lean into him and let bygones be bygones. It was all too easy to want him again.

As if you’d ever stopped.

“Right,” he said, his voice low in your ear. “Just like that. Pull your arm back…and throw!”

You did. The dart bounced off the wall and landed on the ground.

“You’re not a very good coach,” you said.

“That’s fine,” he said, stubborn as ever. He pushed another dart into your hand. “Just try again. Ready, back…and throw!”

This one stuck in the board. It wasn’t on any section that scored points, but it was on the board.

“Jake,” you said, your head falling back onto his shoulder, “this is dumb. I was bad at darts when I was sober.”

His hand landed on your waist, firm and insistent. Two fingers slipped under the hem of your shirt, pressing against the bare skin of your stomach, and your breath hitched. He had to be drunk; that was the only explanation.

“Baby,” he said, his voice grave, “we are going to get you that bullseye.”

You wanted him so bad it hurt.

This time when he guided your arm back, you didn’t even try. You couldn’t focus on anything except his hand at your waist, his mouth at your ear, and his chest pressed against your back. Jake was intoxicating and debilitatingly distracting. That was part of what you liked about him, but it meant you were shit at darts. To you, that was a fair trade.

“Back, and…throw!”

The dart left your hand. It hit the board. It stuck. Right in the center.

To the side, Coyote said, “You’re kidding.”

You turned in Jake’s arms, lacing your arms around his neck, prepared to make some witty remark. But at that exact moment, he ducked his head down—maybe to give you a kiss on the cheek? You couldn’t tell—and your lips met.

The alcohol in your blood went ice cold. You couldn’t even begin to process what was happening. You froze against Hangman’s mouth, terrified of what to do next.

Then his hands settled on your waist and he tilted his head and kissed you, properly, and it was like coming home after a long day. It was natural. It was easy. Your eyes fell shut, and you allowed yourself to fade into this kiss, this kiss that you’d wanted so badly for months now.

“I’m an asshole,” Jake mumbled against your mouth.

“Shut up and kiss me, asshole,” you slurred back.

In short, it was basically the best game of darts ever played.

[fishfingersandjellybabies]

Hi! I saw you wanted some JonDami idea sooo:

• First time they hold hands

• First time Damian felt safe enough to fall asleep on Jon

• Discussing baby name when still in high school (which I did lmao)

• Seeking help from their siblings on how to ask the other in a date

• Eloping right out of high school to get married because they're idiots in love

• First kiss!! How did I forget that!!

• During patrol while high on adrenaline or maybe they were at the farm relaxing under the sunset or after playing video games and laughing with each other!

• One of my soft favourite to picture: leaning on each other, forehead against forehead or cheek against cheek, just existing and feeling the other's warmth

I have ton of other ideas and some hc but I think it's enough rn lol

Thx u byye!!

LET'S DO IT. (assume all ages are 16+ I guess, idk does it matter?)

First time they hold hands: pre-romance. Jon's powers shorted out and he fell outta the sky. Damian caught him by his hand just in time, and when he pulled him to safety he just...didn't let go. Jon noticed but didn't say a WORD.

First Time Damian fell asleep on him: Probably right after the relationship started/became official. They'd both had a rough hero week and Damian had been on edge just, forever. So they sit against a wall in the cave and one second they're sitting there in silence and the next, Damian's dropping against his shoulder already konked out. Jon panics for half a second but then Dick sees them and says 'He only sleeps when he feels safe.' and those words shake Jon to his core.

Baby names: This is all Jon. Jon just starts rambling about it one day. "How would we honor both our cultures? Or do we at all? Do we go with an -El name, or a name from your mom's side or just call him Bob?" Damian is endeared for a while but quickly gets so fucking annoyed because every name is more ridiculous than the last.

Siblings help: Jon obviously asks Kon and Kon is SO. JACKED. TO. HELP. He hesitates a little when he finds out it's Damian but, honestly, the kid is at least alright. Damian, much to the Kents surprise, does NOT ask Dick or even Tim. He consults Cass first, who asks Steph to standby as she gives her advice, and Jason, for reasons mentioned in previous asks in that he's a sucker for a classic romance novel so, clearly, he is An Expert.

Eloping: Honestly? Yes. And it happens at the same time one of them (I'm thinking Jon) says I love you for the first time. The other reciprocates (Damian) and one of them (Jon) sarcastically says 'really? well damn let's just go get married right now.' and Damian just goes. "Okay." and.......................they do. Maya officiates, Kathy is the witness, and the only family in attendance is the pets. (Goliath is flower girl)

First kiss: First kiss is at a Wayne Holiday gala/Justice League xmas party not long after they started dating and the end up under mistletoe. They do the hesitant peck thing first but then oh boy they like it and mmmmmm Clark and Bruce might have to rethink allowing sleepovers anymore.

Chillin': Jon gets so entranced when Damian laughs he literally just stops functioning. He will stop and stare and was even caught drooling a little bit once. (by Jason, no less.) If he's with Damian/it's just them, if Damian's laughing, he'll start laughing and just pull Damian as close as he can and they just keep laughing together.

SOFT FOREHEADS: There's some world-ending situation and they've been separated for most, if not all, of it. The day is saved and they're finally reunited on a rooftop somewhere. And they run desperately at each other but when they reach, they know the whole League is watching them and Damian's not big on PDA (and tbh neither is Jon, if only for protective reasons) so they just grab each other's hands and stare deep into each other's eyes until one of them well up with tears and closes his eyes and they just ~gentle forehead touch~

[br1ghtestlight]

ranking all bob's burgers holiday episodes except in different categories to be fair to the holidays i don't care about <3

VALENTINES DAY

v for valentine-detta (AMAZING episode so funny and the introduction of nat who is iconic!!! also adorable subplot w/ bob and gene. not even really about romance)

can't buy me math (SOOO FUNNY tina and darryl have the best dynamic their fake dating was so stupid. don't even remember what bob and linda did in this episode tbh but im sure it was cute)

bob actually (super cute episode!!! jimmy jr and tina are so nerdy/adorable and i love rudy and louise's kiss. bob and linda were cute too <3 don't really care abt gene's subplot with the cafeteria lady but its not bad or anything and i prefer it to him having an actual romance subplot)

my fuzzy valentine (i actually forgot this episode existed bcuz i don't rewatch early seasons very often but its cute!!!! it has the kids wearing raincoats and jumping in puddles so it automatically gets an A+ from me)

the gene and courtney show (I FORGOT THIS WAS A VALENTINES DAY EPISODE LMAO its actually very sweet and genuine?? i think gene and courtney work better as friends but their relationship was very cute and gene's song for courtney was an actual 10/10. your hearts not broken its only growing 😭😭💕)

romancing the beef (this episode is okay!!! fun to rewatch and i love gene and louise's hijinks when serving the customers and their slow dance song Also the origin of the iconic arm hair line from linda and teddy. this is also the lastest appearance of hugo when will he return home from the war <\3)

ferry on my wayward bob and linda (a late addition because for some reason this episode isnt listed as a valentines day episode on the wiki??? idk i enjoyed bob and linda they were cute :) and i loved jen's stupid boyfriend and his stupid voice that subplot was. soo)

bed, bob and beyond (this episode being last makes it seem like i don't like it very much BUT ACTUALLY I THINK ITS A SUPER INTERESTING EPISODE I DONT REALLY GET THE HATE bob and linda having an actual argument is something we rarely see and it was interesting to see how the kids responded to it and also everything with the broken bed makes me laugh for some reason. we love dirty laundry and broken beds in this household)

HALLOWEEN EPISODES

the apple gore-chard but not scary (no real reason this episode is my favorite i just dont care abt most of the halloween episodes and this episode is VERY silly and fun. loved bob and louise going on a field trip together and gene/tina/louise's absolutely ridiculous costume like What is their problem)

the pumpkinening (a gayle episode where she's actually pretty okay and not the antagonist wow?? also i love having a peak into her and linda's high school years and their pumpkin smashing. very fun episode honestly my favorite to rewatch ALSO GAYLE AND LINDA SAY I LOVE YOU TO EACH OTHER AND GAYLE SAYS OF COURSE SHE CARES ABOUT LINDA AND WANTS HER TO BE HAPPY THEYRE SISTERS <33)

tina and the real ghost (FULLY unhinged episode but very funny i love louise lying about the ghost and tina's extremely fake ghost boyfriend. bob immediately knowing that louise was lying bcuz she is her Fathers Daughter. also jimmy jr and zeke were great in this episode love their philosophical debate about life after death)

the hauntening (GREAT episode i love the family working together to scare louise!!! truly a worthy successor to what an (april) fool believes but everytime i rewatch it all i can think about is how louise has been obviously scared SO MANY TIMES in episodes before this so her saying she's never been scared before is just straight up lying. like she faced Death she had a gun to her head cmon now.... but also it kinda makes sense that a nine year old would lie about that it feels very in character. cute episode)

heartbreak hotel-oween (this is such a weird episode i feel like everybody forgets it exists?? teddy linda and bob's subplot is a little gross but the story about the woman and her dead boyfriend who she tries to summon every halloween like GIRL WHAT???? idk its such a weird sad pathetic episode im kind of obsessed with it. how did they even come up w/ that one and why was it a 70s halloween party. many questions)

teen-a-witch (WE GOT MR AMBROSE IN THIS EPISODE HELL YEAH‼️‼️ other than that not very memorable but louise and gene's relationship w/ tina in this episode was very sweet they're great siblings But also they did use her magic to cheat on their homework and get free tater tots at school.....)

nightmare on ocean avenue street (not a bad episode i just forget it exists sometimes LOL but teddy's extremely gay subplot with the handyman was hilarious and the kids were cute too. easy episode to rewatch around halloween without it being too freaky)

the wolf of wharf street (THIS EPISODE IS SO??? love teddy's sexy nurse costume and kinda's cher costume?? gene is my favorite fruity boy. there are some good jokes but otherwise not an episode i think abt too often)

full bars (gun to my head i couldnt tell you a SINGLE thing about this episode i haven't ever rewatched it so it feels almost unfair putting it on this list bcuz i don't remember much?? they went to king's head island and bob accidentally killed teddy's pet rodent or smth. probably not a bad episode and i believe this was the first introduction of king's head island which eventually gave us sasha and ducan so of course i can't hate it)

pig trouble in little tina (this episode is so WEIRD like not bad and i think the hayride is kinda cute but the dead pig corpse.... god that fucking corpse haunts me)

fort night (dont like millie in this episode AT ALL and don't like how they almost die and nobody gives a fuck. don't like bob and linda in this episode who don't care that their kids never came home for their costume and get passive aggressive about it when they were KIDNAPPED???? don't like millie in general and this was her first appearance. but i think their box fort was pretty cute and i would like to see it again, plus all the neighborhood kids hanging out together was fun)

MOTHERS DAY EPISODES

amelia (IT TECHNICALLY COUNTS OKAY IT WAS AIRED AS A MOTHERS DAY EPISODE anyway maybe one of my favorite episodes of the entire series so heartfelt and beautiful. louise's presentation + exploration of cultural misogyny + the ending song make this episode an absolute killer and an amazing season finale)

sauce side story (it was a tough call between this and mo mommy mo problems but i LOVED learning more about linda's family history and gayle was so great in this episode. still obsessed with gayle pretending to be their mom its so funny this episode is so good)

mo mommy mo problems (cute episode!!! for some reason i really appreciate the detail of the snack bar inside the ferry in this episode and the seating area bcuz i have taken MANY many ferries and boats in my life and i rarely see that aspect of island culture represented in media?? very unhinged ending with the squirrel blood SHE PEELS THEM LIKE FRUIT ROLL UPS but overall a sweet episode every character is so likeable and fun!!!! also just a hilarious episode tbh)

mom, lies and videotape (fun episode!! not really too much to say about it bcuz it was another three stories type episode but the kids were very cute and i loved gene's REAL performance where he was out of synch for literally every line of that song. god bless America. also louise's fictional play was very fun you can tell how much they all love and respect linda <3)

tell me dumb good thing (not a bad episode but the main storyline was pretty boring so i dont think about it too often. LOVED bob's subplot with the fucking internet cucumber however this might be one of my favorite subplots in the entire show they gave him such a big win. he loved that cucumber so much AND THE CUCUMBER GUY LET HIM INTO THE BASEMENT??? TEDDY TOO???? it makes me cry its so wholesome and sweet. also appreciate the clever way that they connect bob and linda's storylines in the end)

THANKSGIVING EPISODES

dawn of the peck (this episode is actually tied w/ stuck in the kitchen with you BUT i decided to put it in first place bcuz i think i maybe enjoy rewatching it like 0.5% more. every line of this episode is comedic gold like easily one of the funniest episode of the show if not the actual funniest it should have a higher rating than it does on IMDB. i dont care how high its rated it should be higher!!!! also rudy my beloved)

stuck in the kitchen with you (i dont expect this episode to be ANYBODY ELSES favorite but for me its such a wholesome and fun episode to rewatch and pretty funny too. bob and louise's relationship is great. the parade the kids throw with zeke's help is so funny. linda's subplot with sargent bosco is HILARIOUS and bob telling louise "i was being too much of a cook and not enough of a dad" is something i think he could stand to say more often in thanksgiving episodes. but also he's autistic and i understand)

i bob your pardon (very fun heist episode?? louise running out to protect the turkey from the ACTUAL WOLVES and bob saying that he'll save the next turkey from wolves gets me everytime. this episode is honestly just fun and silly its a great time)

turkey in a can (maybe this episode should be higher?? its SO FUNNY and also confirms bisexual bob is real. wholesome ending and i love that bob invited teddy and mort over for thanksgiving dinner along with gayle <3 they're his family)

thanks-hoarding (teddy focused episode :) loved finding out more about his family and relationship with them and learning a bit more about his mental interior and how he copes with stress and childhood trauma. very fun episode to rewatch)

putts-giving (ACTUALLY I REALLY ENJOYED THIS EPISODE louise and tina's relationship is always interesting to explore esp as tina grows older and matures/leaves her siblings behind. loved the mini golf setting and i would like to see it again someday but i think they got a lifetime ban.... from the mini golf course......)

an indecent thanksgiving proposal (absolutely unhinged episode?? any episode w/ fischoeder is great and i love drunk bob mourning his turkey friend even if his jealousy of the kids and linda kinda makes me sad <\3 HE LOVES BEING LINDAS WIFE HE LOVES BEING THE KIDS DAD OKAY HE DOESNT WANT IT TO BE ANYBODY ELSE and linda saying at the end of the episode that she doesn't want to be anybody else's wife not even for pretend is very sweet)

gayle makin' bob sled (this episode is very interesting and i love gayle's relationship with bob in it. also linda and the kids trying to cook thanksgiving dinner without him is SO FUNNY like gene and louise especially oh my god. "maybe its a good thing if your family annoys you sometimes because.... it means you have one" 😭😭)

the quirk-ducers (this episode is CRAZY but also very funny. louise spraying dead animals guts and blood all over the play's audience was deeply unhinged as was them publically performing tina's erotic friend fiction as a play to their families and teachers. amazing song which im assuming gene wrote)

now we're not cooking with gas (bob was just SLIGHTLY too crazy in this episode and i feel bad that he couldn't cook his special turkey :( but the kids getting the giant log from the park and almost killing somebody always gets me like?? WE ALMOST DIED AND MAYBE KILLED OTHER PEOPLE BUT THATS NOT IMPORTANT WE GOT THE LOG bob needs more wins in thanksgiving episodes i think)

diarrhea of a poppy kid (this episode is really sweet tbh!!! louise and tina comforting gene when he's sick by telling him stories and him being holed up in the bathroom playing with makeup and writing a thanksgiving song which was of course very catchy. him and bob were also adorable in this episode and i love bob saying that he loves to cook for gene!!!! <3 they're both so supportive very cute episodes but the stories they tell are not very memoriable tbh)

CHRISTMAS EPISODES

the plight before christmas (this is such an obvious choice but it really is an amazing episode there's a reason its the highest rated episode of the show!!!! its so incredibly sweet and loving with really solid pacing and jokes throughout the episode and gene's musical ability saving the day without being turned into a joke. obviously tina and louise's relationship in this episode too. and i see my sister with something that looks like gingerbread on her glasses 😭😭💕 louise's poem GETS me every single time. also weirdly helpful birds eye view of seymour's bay at the end

father of the bob (INTRODUCTION OF BIG BOB!!!! honestly this episode is just very cute and interesting love analyzing the dynamic between bob and his dad.... it almost seems like big bob likes linda more than he likes bob. cute ending and i always like learning more abt bob's family so this episode is a 10/10 from me)

yachty or nice (THIS EPISODE WAS SOOO CUTE jimmy pesto and bob actually having a bonding moment and the kids subplot with teddy 😭😭💕💕💔 love that they call him their uncle father santa teddy and that he knew in the end they would do the right thing bcuz they're good kids so he saved a special toy for them. he loves those kids so much. jimmy pesto redemption arc could be real if we believe)

the bleakening (this episode was very fun!!! AMAZING songs and i really enjoyed the ending with the gay christmas party and everybody dancing together. some very funny jokes in there too and i just love the creepy vibes of the kids sneaking out of the house and tina being smart enough to bring the emergency phone along w/ them. genuinely a great two parter episode)

god rest ye merry gentle mannequins (THIS EPISODE IS SO???? still dont know what was going on with the crazy mannequin guy but i honestly think its sweet that lily's brother let him live there for free for so many years even when he didnt really need to. also i believe the first time bob's mom is mentioned in the series??? idk this episode is really fun and i love all the different holiday displays they do)

have yourself a maily linda christmas (nothing too interesting to say abt this episode its just silly and fun!!! linda episode!!!! also something about tina and bob trying to entertain the grandparents and keep the peace while everybody else is gone is SO funny theyre the worst at talking to people. the ending with louise gene and tina was adorable too)

nice-capades (honestly its been a minute since i rewatched this episode but from what i remember it was very sweet and silly. LOVE how many random adults were willing to drop everything to help these kids put on an ice shaking performance for santa. also louise being worried that she isn't a good person. gene giving rudy the last taco just because he Cares about him and wanted them to be happy. this episode was cute and they really are such good kids)

better off sled (I ALWAYS FORGET THIS WAS A CHRISTMAS EPISODE because the main plot doesn't have anything to do with christmas it feels like the die hard debate of bob's burgers holiday episodes.... either way bob and linda knitting scarves for the kids was cute and i liked the snowball fight subplot. very sweet and simple episode)

the last gingerbread house on the left (fun episode?? there are some funny jokes and i liked seeing linda and teddy go singing together w/ the kids while bob is tormented and experiences the horrors of gingerbread houses. lily mention!!! noticing that christmas episodes tend to be the episodes where bob's family gets brought up the most i wonder why that is???? absolutely unhinged gingerbread house competition btw but they should let felix join them :(

christmas in the car (i remember this episode being SO STRESSFUL like he tried to kill that family Good god. teddy was very funny in thjs episode and i did enjoy it otherwise)

gene's christmas break (i feel bad putting this episode in last place bcuz I LOVE GENE but it wasn't that interesting an episode tbh 😭 i did like getting to see younger gene even with his terrible autotuned chipmunk voice and seeing how he uses music to relate to his family. we need another gene-focused christmas episode at some point they flew too close to the sun here)

ONE-TIME-ONLY HOLIDAY EPISODES

what an (april) fool believes (AMAZING EPISODE proably one of my favorite episodes of the entire show tbh. bob and fischoeder are so funny + homoerotic and gene not wanting to scare or upset anybody by pranking them is so cute <3 my baby)

eggs for days (the one and only easter episode!!! honestly this episode is really fun overall just a great time. love bob and linda being Extremely Hungover and the rotting egg and the raccoons.... they need to bring back easter episodes tbh there could be something there)

flat-top o' the morning to ya (this episode is so weird bcuz in order to make it a saint patrick's day episode the description and promo has NO MENTION of the main plot of this episode and only focuses on teddy and linda's subplot for some reason?? which makes it extremely hard to find the main plot of this episode if you dont remember the subplot despite it being Literally the focus. but other than that honestly i think its very funny and bob's story with the kids is sooo..... me when i accidentally rope my kids into committing Grand Theft Auto w/ me. sad that bob never got his discounted plates that man deeply needs a win)

[spiderversegf]

i love bobs burgers soooo much bc it’s literally just a cringe fail bisexual guy (affectionate) who loves his wife and his kids sooo much. and also everyone is completely out of their mind

[weirdlynotspecific]

Day 6: Pinescone

Today's prompts are one bed (kinda?) and crossover!

Prompt list by @waycesticles!

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Dipper sat in the living room of the mystery shack, flipping through journal 2. He was seventeen now and he and his sister Mable spent every summer living with their grunkles at their tourist trap in Gravity Falls.

There was a knock on the door, which was odd because his grunkles were in the basement and his sister was in the habit of waltzing wherever she pleased (even if that meant interrupting his disco girl concert for one in the bathroom).

Dipper got up and answered the door. A young man with a mustard colored sweater and jeans stood across from him. "Hello?"

He was objectively attractive, standing at 6'1 with messy brown hair and brown puppy eyes that would melt anyone's heart.

The man waved awkwardly. "Hi I'm Wirt? Sorry um- do you know Dipper Pines? I need to talk to him."

Dipper recognized him once he heard his name. Wirt McLaughlin recently moved to his school and was in the year above him, known for his skill with the clarinet and love of poetry.

"I'm Dipper Pines. What's up?" Dipper invited him into the house.

Wirt wrung his hands. "Do you know anything about The Unknown?"

Dipper shrugged. "I mean not really. My Great Uncle Ford mentioned a land between the living in the dead, if you believe in that sort of thing, called The Unknown. I guess I haven't looked into it that much." He chewed on the pencil in his hand.

The older boy followed him up the stairs to his room. "Do you believe in it?"

"In Gravity Falls you have to believe in everything a little, with a fair amount of skepticism of course." Dipper smiled and led Wirt to his room where he sat on the carpet.

Wirt sat across from him, anxiously rubbing his wrists together. "It's really dumb..." He cut himself off but Dipper's patient smile prompted him to continue. "I have dreams where I'm there every night. I fell in a river once a few years ago, and woke up there. Now even though that's all over I'm there every single night."

"Do you think they're just nightmares?" Dipper took out his notebook and started to write.

Wirt shook his head. "No, I think I'm actually there. Or at least my subconscious is. I wake up and my body is fine, but I've spent months in The Unknown. I like seeing my friends, but I haven't gotten a good night's sleep in so long." His voice broke a little and Dipper noticed the dark brown circles on the boy's olive skin.

Dipper's eyes shifted to a knowing sympathy. "You can stay here tonight and I could try to go with you. See if you're right."

The other boy slipped a small nervous smile. "Okay, I'll go get my stuff. Will your parents be okay with it? I know it's not a school night, but they don't know me."

Dipper snorted. "You're lucky you don't know Stan. And I don't think Ford would care. Mable, my sister, might bother us though."

Wirt nodded and headed downstairs, hoping he hadn't just scheduled an overnight with a serial killer.

~°~

Dipper waited patiently in his room, Mable sitting next to him. "You're tense? Was it that cute boy I saw? Does somebody have a cruuuush~?"

The younger twin blushed scarlet. "It's a science thing Mable. I'm doing something for a friend."

"But you don't have friends. Besides like me and Paz, anyway." She grinned wickedly at him.

In the last few years she had finally stopped growing so Dipper was a little taller than her. Her braces were finally off and she still wore an assortment of sweaters for every possible occasion. She had cut her hair into a cute bob and dyed the tips pink for good measure.

Dipper scoffed and smiled. "Ouch. Point taken."

"Sooo, who is this mystery fellow?" Mable fluttered her eyelashes at him curiously.

"Someone I'm helping. Do you know of The Unknown?"

His sister's face dropped. “The kid I babysit has mentioned it.”

Dipper looked up curiously. "That's odd... I wonder how he knows. What did he say?"

"He just told me about his frog and how he and his older brother went there on a magical adventure." Mable rested her head on her arm.

The silence in the room was deafening as Dipper thought and Mable watched him curiously. He scribbled something down in his journal, then looked up at her. "That's... Weird. He might be related to Wirt."

"Yeah they're brothers." Mable informed him matter-of-factly.

He frowned at her. "And you neglected to tell me until now because why?"

She shrugged. "Didn't think it was important."

"I hate you." He stuck his tongue out at her.

She booped him on the nose. "No ya don't."

Before the two could continue bickering the doorbell rang and was followed by a: "KIIIIDS CAN SOMEONE GET THAT? I'M TOO FRAIL AND OLD AND WEAK AND YOUR GRUNKLE FORD IS DOING NERD THINGS IN THE BASEMENT."

Mable laughed and followed Dipper as he ran downstairs and opened the door. Wirt was standing on the porch with a sleeping bag, small bag, and small child.

Wait.

"Ummm... Who is that?" Dipper asked.

"GREG!" Mable yelled and scooped up the kid who giggled excitedly.

He was small, only coming to Wirt's shoulder. Greg also had the same chocolate brown eyes as Wirt, but his were full of mischief.

"I'm so sorry. He said he knew your sister and wanted to come over. His dad can pick him up if you need him to. I just- well we survived The Unknown together, so I thought it best to bring him." Wirt smiled nervously.

Dipper nodded. "Yeah of course. He can spend the night too. The only problem is there are only two beds in my room."

"I CALL ONE BED!" Greg yelled from Mable's arms.

Wirt scowled. "Greg, you can't claim an entire bed. We'll share one."

"Nope! Just did." Gregory stuck his tongue out at his brother.

Dipper laughed. "You can share my bed, it's fine dude. Besides, you do NOT want Mable's old bed unless you want to smell like SmileDip for a week."

Wirt blushed and nodded. "Yeah okay, that's fine."

The twins led them up to Dipper's room. Mable had long since moved into Ford's old room (Ford opted to sleep in the bunker in the basement), so her old bed was empty. The room was covered in pictures and red string, journals piled up in a corner. On one end was a desk with papers everywhere.

Wirt laid his sleeping bag on Dipper's bed. It was smaller than he thought it would be, making him even more nervous.

Mable walked up to the brothers and handed them each a rainbow bracelet. "This is made out of unicorn hair! It should keep your brains here for the night, since it offers protection and whatever. We'll see how it does, and if it doesn't work Dipdot here will enter your dreams and help you out any way he can." She gestured to an alarm clock sitting on his desk. "If one of you winds up in The Unknown, the alarm clock will go off and wake my brother to get you back!"

Wirt nodded nervously and tugged at the bracelet. Greg smiled and gave her a hug. "Did you know unicorns are actually narwhals with robotic legs?! It's a rock fact!"

Mable laughed and nodded. "Yeah but narwhals are too sweet, unicorns are jerks."

They chatted away while Wirt picked at the bracelet. Dipper put a comforting hand on his arm. "You okay?"

He nodded. "I'm nervous. Also, don't stab me while I sleep please. I realize I don't really know you."

Dipper snorted. "Nah if it's anyone you should be worrying about stabbing you in your sleep, it's Stan." Dipper saw Wirt's face and cleared his throat. "That's a joke. If you're uncomfortable I can always sleep on the floor."

Wirt shook his head. "No no! This is your house, I'm intruding enough already. It is very kind of you to let me stay in your bed."

Mable stuck her head between them. "Hey nerds, it's my bedtime so I'm gonna hit the hay. See you tomorrow! And let me know how those bracelets work, I've been working on them for a while. If you don't like the pattern, I have more stashed in my room."

"They're all rainbow, Mable. The pattern won't be much different." Dipper rolled his eyes at her.

She grinned back. "Mock all you want brother, you just don't appreciate true art."

"Ugh whatever, night Mable." He shooed her out of the room.

~°~

He couldn't quite explain it. He had seen Dipper before around school, just didn't know his name. He was smart, attractive, and annoyingly funny. And he was sleeping right next to him.

As the night went on, Wirt found it increasingly difficult to fall asleep. For one, as fabulous as the unicorn hair bracelet was, it was a bit itchy. For two, he was pressed up against a wall that was obviously not insulated, and was absolutely freezing. And for three, he realized he had a small crush on the boy snuggled up against him.

A snore rose from Greg's side of the room.

Wirt wilted in embarrassment, accidentally shifting into Dipper who sleepily opened his eyes. "You're still awake?"

Wirt nearly choked, his sleepy voice was so cute. "Ah- um yeah."

"Nightmares?" Dipper tilted his head up to see Wirt better.

"Haven't gotten enough sleep to have them." He sighed into his pillow and shivered.

Dipper pulled Wirt closer. "You're freezing."

"I noticed." Wirt shivered into Dipper, regretting how happy he felt in the other's arms.

Dipper hummed slightly, cheeks tinted a rosy pink. His glassy eyes reflected the moonlight. "You're really pretty."

Wirt choked on his spit. "I- I'm sorry. What?"

"You heard me." A ghost of a smile worked its way across Dipper's face.

Wirt scrunched his nose. "You're slap happy. You don't actually think that."

Dipper seemed to get upset at that comment. "I do! I thought so when I first saw you at the door."

"Really?"

Dipper nodded solemnly. "Mmhm. You looked pretty then and you look pretty now."

"You won't remember this tomorrow. You're just tired and making things up." Wirt tried to calm his frantic breathing.

Dipper's grin turned into something softer. "No, I'll remember this. Now, take a deep breath in and slowly exhale."

Wirt did as he was told and he could feel Dipper's hands rub his back. The poet fought his sleepiness, but realized it was futile.

And it was the best sleep he ever got.

[missamyrisa2]

😱 can you do the story of the girl that takes her boyfriend to the pro tickler and records and whatnot 🙏🙏

I love how much this prospect teased you all ~ it's like a whole other layer of tickling I can do on your silly wanting ticklish minds ~ I hope you enjoy<33

"Steph, seriously? A pro tickler?" Ben sighed as his girl hooked his arm with hers, snugly pulling him close and making sure he wouldn't back out now.

"You said I could do any activity with you for my birthdayyyy~" she sang, bumping her curvy form against his slender shape. Ben sighed throwing his free hand through his tuft of dark long hair.

"True, true. Right, right..." he nodded as they passed through the entrance to the nondescript commercial building. His eyes wistfully glanced at other options on the business listing sign: couples massage therapy, paint & pour, remodel your life...oh no, she picked the Specialty Therapy, last door on the left and home to apparently a pro tickler.

Stephanie's high brown ponytail bounced and bobbed almost happily with her as they entered the waiting area. Ben nervously cracked his knuckles. "No big deal...you know I'm not ticklish anyway" he murmured, kicking a foot. His girlfriend smirked.

"The woman on the phone said that was okay, she said it wasn't about being, like actually, ticklish but the way we can bond through touch."

"Sounds like a load of new agey baloney..."

"Aww don't be a negatron! Be my Optimus Benny Prime now! I reallly think this will help take our relationship to the next level. And I wanna spend those attribute points on our looooove~" she squeaked and playfully pinched at his sides. Ben squirmed in reaction but successfully choked back any sounds.

"Heyyy. Save it for inside."

She blew a pursing lipped kiss just as the back door creaked open and energetic footsteps filled the room. A bubbly girl with a shock of long silvery hair twirled around the corner. "You must be Stephanie!" She held her hands out and squeezed emphatically, before turning her head to the sullen tall guy still seated. "Oooh and this must be Benjamin!" The girl tilted her head towards him as he gave a wimp wave. "I'm Chelsey and I'm sooo happy to meet you both! Come on back, let's get started come on, come on. I don't bite!" she hustled Ben up and led them through a heavy soundproof door.

The room was mostly sparse, but decorated for relaxation. Gentle plantlife hung from the ceiling, the sounds of soothing water babbled away and portraits of scenic vistas adorned the walls. In the center sat a padded massage table.

"So! We're gonna do some tickling today. Couples really find this brings them together and elevates their relationship, building trust and releasing those essential endorphins." Chelsey prattled on as Stephanie excitedly rubbed Ben's arm. "...First things first. Strip!" She pointed at Ben as Steph stepped away with a shocked smile.

"Wha. Who? Mhh me? You've gotta be kidding." His cheeks ignited in pink as he fingered the ends of his t-shirt.

"Yes, you! You you you!" Chelsey excitedly poked him in his sides. "Strip strip strip! We haven't got all day and you're not getting on my table like that!"

Ben turned to his girlfriend who shrugged and grinned. "Not like I'll see anything I haven't seen before...birthdayyyyy" she reminded.

He sighed and reluctantly pulled up his shirt, and sheepishly handed it to Chelsey who stood very close with a hand outstretched ready to receive his clothes. Ben slowly lowered his pants with a sigh, trying to hide his embarrassment and then repositioning to try and keep his royal member completely obscured in his little blue briefs.

"Laundry day?" Chelsey smiled brightly spying his tiny undies. He growled softly as she poked him over to the table. "We'll have you lay here."

She buried herself with heavy white restraints as he spread out, securing them over his wrists and legs. "Just a precaution of course. We don't want you to get hurt now."

Ben's tummy skipped a beat having now recognized the long blunt tip nails Chelsey was wielding as he laid down on the soft white surface. The silvery color of her nails matched her hair and makeup. His mouth seized his lower lip reflexively when Chelsey began drawing those nails over his sides. She poked lightly at his taut belly, scratched gently along ribs and instructed him to lift his arms so she could ever so carefully touch the fluffy piles of hair under them. His body trembled, his skin twitched, but he held true to his words. No huge ticklishness was found.

"So, what you have here is a very reluctant boyf. You'll notice he's holding tight like a turtle in a shell even when I touch spots like" She poked earnestly at his tummy to the side of his navel, her nail tip probing around for reaction. Ben stifled a gentle squeak and shook his head denying the ticklishness. "But the twitch is the key. You can see it riiight here." She took her other hand and slid nails along the opposite side of his tummy. "See, you can catch those little reactions. That's the key. Reluctant boys are fun though, there's so many ways we can get to the tickles here."

His eyes went to Steph who was looking on with her arms folded. She had a smile he had never seen before...happy and excited in a very, well horny way was the only way he could describe it. But no matter, it would all be done soon. He was going to fulfill that birthday wish and then they'd go home and this would all be over.

That was Ben's relief until Chelsey dipped a nail into his navel and began twisting slowly as her other hand started fanning its tips along his upper chest. "Sshhh." The sound escaped his lips. His cheeks were burning pink, spreading down to his neck. Shiiiiit he thought. Chelsey smiled and worked her technique.

"There's always a way through his defenses see. Benny likes to seal himself up huh? Keep it all down down down in his little belly."

Ben shook his head. Steph nodded excitedly.

"This is what I like to call popping the cork. We want to take all that pressure and stress and use it to our advantage, we work it through the bellybutton and get all that energy flowing from above. Does he tell you he's not ticklish?" She asked, tapping her nail into his navel, occasionally letting it trace the rim as her opposite hand danced and fluttered along his upper body. He couldn't decide which sensation to focus on and try to block, and that was exactly her game. His midsection was clenching, big toes curling over his index toes nervously, hands balling into fists trying not to pound in protest.

"Ooh yes. All the time." Stephanie smiled, pulling out her phone. "Do you mind?"

"Absolutely not girly, I was just gonna say you need to take pics and snaps and everything, take notes. I think we're about to have a breakthrough."

Her nails slid up and started dancing in the piles of hair in his underarms. He watched her lean over in concentration, catching his body's reactions more than he could even realize, stroking around his belly and mercilessly probing around his armpits. He tried to focus on her gold heart-shaped necklace charm as it bobbed.

Fuuuuuuuuck

His secret spilled out in silly squeaking giggles. Chelsey smirked as he finally released, a long pent up stream exiting his gasping mouth as he threw his head back. Suddenly those restraints he thought were a joke became very real, and despite their flimsy appearance did indeed keep him from escaping or hurting himself. His arms pulled uselessly as she suddenly bore into his underarms, thumbnails rubbing relentlessly.

"Once you've gotten your boy out of his shell he's ripe for the picking. All those spots you know that really get his motor running in bed are now tickle spots. It's called the tickle conversion." She continued on, gesturing to his legs as she tickled Stephanie's boyfriend to madness with massaging strokes on his thigh muscles.

Ben watched helplessly through his hysterical laughs as Stephanie leaned in with her phone, taking clips of his gyrating body capturing Chelsey's technique and now his silly face. "MMMhhhh sthhahhpp I'm not ticklissssh nnnnh!!"

"Yes, denial. Always the denial." Chelsey grinned and climbed onto the table, centering her thumbs over his hips and rolling around them in tight circles. "There's a whole variety of words you can use to help him along too. Basically you want him to feel silly. I like ummmh kitchie kitchie kitchiee!" she called out to him as she dug into his hip bones. Ben bounced on the table in protest, his face a mess of pinkened giggles.

"Shhhhutttup don't say thattt you biiiitttch!"

"Temper temper Ben!" Stephanie admonished him, to which Chelsey tossed her locks back and moved back to begin squeezing down his thighs.

"I've been called worse. Now, about these legs. You really want to apply a light but steady pressure. Think of it like massaging and he keeps saying lighter baby, lighter. Pretty soon you're barely even touching and he's just still going crazy." She demonstrated and nodded as Stephanie lowered her phone to watch those masterful hands wrestle so many quivering laughs from the boyfriend.

"It also helps to remind him that he's ticklish."

"Hey Ben, she said you're ticklish."

"I heard her!!!"

"That was good, but it's more like heyyyy boyyy I think you're tiiicklishhh!" Chelsey squeaked, just as her nails invaded under his legs to capture the backs of his knees with stroking tickles. The stream of profanity escaping his laughing lips was amply captured by Stephanie as she moved up to hold her phone by his face.

"C'mon steppph that's enough!!"

"This is going right on my tiktok baby you're gonna be famous"

"Ooh no, we haven't even talked about his feet yet!" Chelsey called back, inviting Stephanie over as she scooted back and began scratching earnestly at his soles through his socks.

"Girl! Look at him struggle! Oooh woow!" Chelsey laughed as Ben nearly bent out of the restraints with how hard he kicked at her tickly touches. "I'll bet he never takes off his socks huh? And always like immediately shuts you down if you suggest a pedicure for him?"

Stephanie nodded emphatically, turning to Ben's blushing face as the evidence of his sensitive feet stacked up quickly. "He almost always has his shoes on in fact..."

"Girllll. You have a goldmine here. Look at these toes!" Chelsey seized one foot and started raking her nails along the underside of the toes. Ben screamed with giggling laughs. "Yep, these are comin off!" She hooked under each sock and plucked them away, handing the discarded footwear to a very enthusiastic girlfriend who kept her phone trained and recording.

"In fact, let's get some toys going now. I have a whole box over there." Chelsey directed Stephanie to a chest labeled "Giggle Box!!" who was quick to pull out feathers and brushes and an electric flosser with a wicked grin.

"Oooh going right for the big guns huh? Benji benji, you are in trouuuuuble!" the pro tickler smiled and showed Stephanie how to fire up the tool. She held one of Ben's feet by the big toe and cooed out as Stephanie tried the buzzing tip on his sole. The giggly scream was nearly deafening, and a total inversion of his usual speaking voice.

"Biiiiiitchhh noo nuuuunooo nuuu stappppp no more sex for youuuu!!!" Ben shrieked out as the tool moved up to tickle under each toe, polishing the ultra sensitive skin there.

"Get him good girl! Now you're cooking with gas. Get him! Floss those toes!" Chelsey encouraged, keeping his foot taut by holding the toe and heel. Ben had no choice but to endure as he was tormented by his girlfriend and her newly discovered wicked tickler streak, legs kicking uselessly and weaker as time went on.

When they moved to the other foot Stephanie handed Chelsey feathers which she began sawing between each toe. "Anything fluffy will work here. Brushes, feathers, those pipecleaners? He's got five alarm tickle spots on these babies so you'll have him right in the palm of your hand." Ben lost his words to nonsensical screeches now, barely able to growl out more threats of withholding lovemaking, not that Steph was even slightly deterred.

"Let's switch it up. Did you see what I was doing to these cute underarms earlier? That's a palming technique. See you can dive right in, but you can also use your palms as ticklers. Especially on a spot like the armpits, and this really does work best when your man has a lot of hair here. We don't want to actually touch the skin, but make him feel every armpit hair." He groaned listening to the lesson, arms pulling uselessly to cover his spots as Stephanie took more photos and clips. And then he was losing himself to ticklish laughs again when Chelsey's knowing hands spread and let their palms glide along the ends of the curly hairs coming out of his armpits.

"I hateeee thatttt!! Staahhapp itttt I'll mmmhh I'll do anything Steph I'll do that thing youuu likeee on your cliiiiit!"

"Pssh. I've found something so much better now!" Stephanie tutted, setting her phone down and following Chelsey's cue to try the technique, palming his underarms as his muscles strained at the wispy torments. Her thicc thighs pressed together as she worked, a rush of pleasure like nothing else filling her form as she worked her man to jelly with such minimal effort.

Chelsey noted the development in the session and reached into her chest, pulling out two fluffy blush brushes. "Know where these are going?" She mused, to which Stephanie nodded enthusiastically, her ponytail bouncing happily.

Ben grumbled a giggle feeling his girlfriend climb onto the table, the sensation alone of her jeans brushing on his skin and then the softness of her sweater touching his heated upper body was making him gyrate like crazy. And then he was full on into the melted madness when the pair of supple brushes began twirling towards his nipples. Chelsey whispered into Steph's ear and smirked.

"Coochie coochie coooo I'm gonna get youuuu~" She sang out, gliding the soft fibers to taunt and tickle and tease his boy buttons. Chelsey smiled and pulled out her own phone, taking a beautiful snap of this cute boy writhing madly under his adorable girlfriend, who was smirking over his face while she drove him to ticklish madness with makeup brushes at his nipples.

Another happy customer~

[skapediem]

2, 4, 7, 9 (this can include you know what 😏), 12, 15 B))

TY JEROME!! <3

2. favourite episode(s)? HI BOB!!! one of my favourite episodes of any show ever its such a comfort watch < absolutely SHOULD NOT be a comfort watch but it is im just such a sucker for bottle episodes.... also sands of ares for that same reason!! + bring it down for danny those are probably my top 3 but id also say prime crew and leningrad :)

4. favourite use of the alternate history timeline? kind of a basic answer cause its like. the conceit of the whole show but i really just love how far the fam universe has gone with space exploration and cold war tension like im suuuuch a massive nerd about that period of time as it is but its just so sick seeing how much progress can be fuelled by such petty competition like theres something just so human about it if that makes any sense at all. its just cool getting to draw the connections between things that happen in the show to what happened in reality just finding those parallels or places where things diverged its just a fun little layer of worldbuilding.

7. favourite earth moment? THERES SOOO MANY oh no how do i choose... god i feel like i should pick something to do with the space program but margo and aleidas one interaction in the grey.... everyone has worked so hard you cant say its over like its nothing who is this why is she speaking to me she apologises no i dont yes you do i like this one.... scene i obviously feel super normal and regular about. also molly chewing out ed and gordo like theyre kids whove been sent to the principal that was super fun :)

9. favourite non-canon ship? Oh You Know.... but an answer for the viewers at home who dont know Yet iii also quite like margomolly with wayne being fully aware and supportive i just think its a fun little dynamic. + i dont think they should be together EVER theyre so so so terrible for eachother but gorded does have a sneaky little nook in my brain just to contemplate

12. best bit of tech in the alternate timeline? THE SOLAR SAIL!!! i mean i know its a real thing but on the scale that they had on sojourner i just love it sooo much i love you operation jolly roger... also d-mailing i know its not like. a Bit of tech its just terminology but its funny to meee i laugh every time

15. wild mass guessing for season five? jimmy gets out of prison and starts an investigation into danny's neglect by helios command < very wishful thinking ummmmm genuine answer tensions with canada and their space program i feel like they haven't been mentioned much since the news reel.... australia comes into the mix somehow even though we still dont have much of a program in this universe by the looks of things (there is AN australian working for helios we can hear her accent when theyre all yelling at eachother but still. can we actually do something pretty please) and maybe javi and graciana get to do. idk. somthing. i feel like they need to establish the legacy/family characters more if theres gonna be 3 more seasons

[drawthething]

Hey there! Here's a hard one. What are your top ten favorite Bob's Burgers episodes? 💖

You're enabling my ramble braincell by letting me do a top 10 list and for that I love ya ❤️ Okay okay here we go (I ranted about the first 3 eps a while ago so imma be real quick with them)

1. The Runaway Club: brilliant amazing perfect 👌👌👌 It's like they put all of my favourite candy favours in a jar!! Definitely my go to bobs ep at any time

2. The Oeder games: suuuch a good season finale 😭 We're getting Mr. Fischoeder and all these fun side characters along with Bob's glorious shining moments

3. Ex mach Tina: "oh it's a Tina & Jimmy Jr ep no wonder why you love it" yeah yeah yeah pffft. It's a super good and hilarious one too 😭 All the plots are so fun and god I'll never shut up about my boy's musoems

4. Yes without my Zeke: look, it's a Zeke & Jimmy Jr ep and you know I'd eat it up any day!! Their precious interactions from the beginning to the end just bless my heart ❤️ And it's a heist kind of ep sooo 👀👌 There's Frond, there's Branca and bam! Golden comedy! I like Randy's B plot and Arnold too :D My only issue would be that Tina's distaste towards Zeke is pretty ooc considering this is s9. A little injustice to their current dynamic I think

5. Mother daughter laser razor: best s3 ep? Linda & Louise interactions in the whole episode crack me up. Their little bond moment in the end though 😭. This is probably my favourite Logan & Cynthia ep too, they're so golden!! I LIVE for that Freaky Friday rant and the "Diiiie, Logan!" pffffft. And the B plot is so fun, Bob waxing his legs with Tina, letting Gene wax his legs and the little pep talk are both so funny and lovely!

6. The kids run away: probably my fav Louise episode :D Sooo many good lines. "Bribing Louise? We don't have that kind of money". I really love Gayle in this one. Like her apocalypse night rant? Pfffft. And her helping out Louise in the end ❤️ There's also Dr. Yap and the whole "SQUAAAT!" thing

7. Work hard or die trying girl: musical battles baby!! MUSICALS!! I love Gene & Courtney interactions in this one :D And you know I'd dig any ep where they manage to put these many Wagstaff kids together! They're all so perfect! Labonz's great, the ending play's great (actually no it's AMAZING), the outro's great! I'd kill for another episode like this one

8. Best Burger: good? So good? The whole fig store flashback itself is perfecta!! I fricking love the dialogues and voice acting in this one. How they address Gene's flaw and how it's kinda flipped to Bob's flaw too and how it's resolved during Gene's last minute delivery is 👌 Definitely one of their best moments. Super fun ep that's unexpectedly sweet :] Also Mickey and that drunk flashback scene pffffft

9. Bob Day Afternoon: why is this ep so fricking funny?? The legendary phone call bit is everything!! Mickey & Bosco are 👌. And Tina 😭 precious and hilarious as always. The family clinging onto Bob before he delivers burgers is both so funny and oddly sweet. Idk why I like it so much, I just pick this ep everytime I wanna go unwind mindlessly wheezing for 20 minutes pffft

10. Sea me now: my fav Teddy episode :] I don't think it's a masterpiece kind of ep but something about it just gives me looots of good vibes. The storyline is pretty fun, Teddy's arc is so lovely, and Tina's cellphone plot is so stupidly funny. I especially love the ending, always so heartfelt to me ❤️ (but it's Teddy so there're funny lines interrupting too pffft)

[ethereal-maia]

OKAY i finally managed to watch the Christmas Carol you suggested to me and i have Thoughts

its good, like really good. very accurate to the book, overtly christmassy, delighfully spooky, slightly maniacal. its great

now allow me to ramble;

why was the Ghost of Christmas Present not wearing a shirt? that man was standing bare-chested in snowy london

Bob Cratchit was a lovable dork and his kids adorable. Tiny Tim owns my heart im pretty sure

the bit where Scrooge wakes up again and starts jumping on the bed like a mad man? perfectly executed

Fred and Janet were adorable and the scene where Scrooge goes to apologise nearly had me sobbing

no im serious i think Tiny Tim took my heart (and he can have it, that kid is Too Pure)

Scrooge's red waistcoat at the end of the movie? i would like one please

That said; I do still prefer the Muppets. I'm sorry, I'm partial to the songs they sing lol (and the fact that their are muppets like cmon)

Is this long enough? I think so

GEORGE C SCOTT ADAPTATION YESSSS

It’s one of the most accurate adaptations out there I think. I didn’t watch it this year *le gasp* but I have a pretty good memory of it I think.

The ghost of Christmas present doesn’t wear a shirt in a lot of adaptations I’ve seen lmao he just goes out there tits out. Plus he’s magic ig? So he doesn’t need to be warm? The kids under his robe used to scare me out of my mind actually they are terrifying. Scarier than the ghost of Christmas Future. To me.

THE CRATCHITS <333333333 I love them sooo so much ok Martha is the loml

YES it’s so genius yk he like… he’s been reborn he’s acting like a kid again… yeah

YEAHHHH but the party scene is fucking hilarious (if not heartbreaking)

I also think the muppets version is really good!! I watched for the very first time last year and WOW I loved it. The songs were amazing, the costumes were SO SO GOOD and the whole thing was hilarious.

I’m so glad you like it!

If you’re looking for any other adaptations to watch, Scrooge (2022) is FANTASTIC! I like it, at least, but I love every movie I watch bc I’m not very critical. In any case, the songs are really fun in that one (it’s geared for kids) and it deviates from the traditional story quite a bit, and it had me with tears streaming down my face at some points. But if you’re all Christmas Carol-ed out, I get it 😅

(but if you’re on the fence, here’s something to convince you:

^^^^ best part of the movie for real) (it’s sung by belle and present Scrooge TO past Scrooge!! It can’t get any better than that!!!)

[tacosandtouchtanks]

Hi!! Firstly I wanted to say that I love your blog, it’s super cute! I just finished watching the entire show for the first time and I ship tina and zeke sooo much. Here’s to hoping there’s a good amount of them together in season 13! 🥂🥂

(Also, even though it’s super obvious, can I remind everyone how adorable it was how Zeke told Tina he wanted to take her to the touch tank, and then like a season later we learn that she loves the touch tank?? The boy is paying attention for sure!)

Some quick hcs I have for when they’re grown up and together:

Tina is still really bad at wrapping presents, so Zeke has to wrap their kids’ presents, but he loves getting terribly-wrapped gifts from her

They live on a horse farm and she writes YA novels, and he’s assistant wrestling coach at wagstaff maybe(??) and he also has a restaurant or does something food related

The first time she thrashed in her sleep with him in bed, he freaked out, and since then, they fall asleep holding each other/him holding her

He’s not a huge fan of zombies, but took her to a zombie-themed haunted house just because she really wanted to go!

At least one of their kids inherit Tina’s hyperventilating/groaning sounds

They’re fantastic parents — between the two of them, Tina’s the worrier — and Zeke enjoys play-wrestling with their kids. (“Zeke, it’s their bedtime, don’t get them riled up!” is often heard in their house, but Tina’s smiling so she’s not actually mad)

He still calls her T-bird <3

Anyways!! Do you have any headcanons for them — as kids and/or older? (If not, that’s obviously totally okay. Feel free to use this ask to discuss anything you want about them!)

They there anon! Sorry for the late response!

Thank you so much for your kind words!!! And welcome to the fandom :D

(And yes! Mind you why this blog is named this way! Though the idea was not mine. XD)

Your headcanons are adorable! I love them!!! Zeke becoming a Wrestling coach is such a good idea!!

And let me quickly add some because why not, they don't really align with yours but that means nothing!

Zeke waits some time after their graduation to try to date Tina. He wants to be 100% sure she is over Jimmy Jr.

He does start working at Bobs but later goes to a culinary school to learn proper skills

He has no plan of owning his own business but he also wouldn't mind if it happens

Zeke grows up to be taller than Tina

While they were in school the way Tina called his name became softer. When they met again, it was back at the edged tone but that soon changed again when he started to flirt with her

The first time Zeke joined them for family dinner Louise and Gene told everyone they would threaten him to not hurt their sister and that they would interrogate him. That was soon forgotten thanks Zeke bringing extra dessert for them

Zeke and Tina don't have a lot of money but they are happy

Anyone wants to add?

[wheeler-beretta-harwood]

A couple days ago I snuck out to see The Bobs Burgers Movie by myself. It was the first time I ever want to a movie by myself…I loved it!

So you are officially the angst queen, but I still love your light and fluffy gooeyness sooo…. It’s movie night with you and your AEW beau. Are you guys going to the movies or staying home? Who is picking the movie? What snacks are you snacking on? And most importantly do you watch the movie or make out ?

I wish I could see the Bob's Burgers Movie, too. But no cinema here shows it 😒

Anyway, I've started this with Cash (what a shocker), and then deleted all of it and started anew with my other favorite North Carolina boy Dax. I will try to make Dax a regular from now on. It's a bit short, but maybe you still like it.

"What do you mean you have never seen it? It's a classic!"

Dax just shrugs at me. "Doesn't seem like I'd enjoy it. Isn't it for kids?"

My jaw drops. "How dare you, sweetie?! It. Is. A. Classic! For all ages." I cross my arms and shake my head in disbelief. "We're not gonna argue about it, we're gonna watch it tonight. And you will love it."

He snickers, but finally agrees to watch 'a kid's movie' with me.

It is Saturday, and Dax finally has a weekend off. No Pay-Per-View, no indie shows, no interviews, no podcasts. Nothing.

Just us. It is pure bliss. We have had a wonderful breakfast date at his favorite coffee shop, went for a stroll with the dogs, and cuddled all afternoon. And now, I am forcing him to watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas" with me.

While he takes care of the beverages, which means water for me, and a beer and LOTS of tequila for him, in case he hates the movie, I make some salted popcorn for myself and get the roasted cashews ready for him. I know he secretly craves some chocolate, but he's too afraid to gain weight. I will never fully understand his problem with his body as I love the way he looks - all mean, but in reality a big, cuddly teddy bear - but I support him as much as I can and therefore banned all sweets for me too. It's actually only good for me, because I have lost some pounds since we moved in together.

As soon as he lays down on the couch, he pours himself a shot which causes me to scoff. "Don't you dare and get drunk before the movie even starts. At least have the decency to wait until I annoy you with singing along to all the songs."

His face distorts in shock. "There's songs?! Oh Lord, have mercy."

I sit down next to him and hand him his nuts before I snuggle into his side and press play. The opening song hits and I softly sing along to it to which Dax chuckles and presses a kiss on top of my head.

For about 20 minutes, he actually pays attention to the movie, and at some point, I think he actually enjoys it, but just then, I notice his hand rubbing my back while travelling down to grab my ass. I gasp and look up at him: the fire in his eyes tells me we won't see the end of the movie. With his free hand, he lifts my chin up so he can kiss me. I love how soft his lips are against mine...and the way his mustache tickles is making me smile against his lips.

"Dax..." I start because I want to tell him to stop, but when he swats my ass, I know we won't see ANY more of the movie. The kiss becomes more heated and I crawl up to straddle his lap. His hand moves from my butt up to run along my side. His touch is so delicate it sends shivers down my spine. I moan into the kiss and start tugging at his shirt. When I get it off of him, he smirks up at me. "What about the movie, dove?"

I let out a gust of air. "Don't act like I initiated this. Besides, I know you don't like the movie. So...let's do something we both enjoy?", I suggest while running my hands over his bare chest and trailing kisses down his neck and up again until my lips are next to his ear. "You are so hot, baby. You have no idea what you do to me", I whisper.

A lopsided smile finds its way on his face and he turns off the TV before both his hands cup my ass and he stands up, holding me tight to his body. I wrap my legs around his waist and my arms around his neck as he carries me upstairs to our bedroom, all while our lips are glued to each other.

"Dax."

"Yes, dove?"

"I'm kinda glad you don't like the movie."

He laughs at my comment. "It wasn't half bad. But I enjoy this a lot more." With those words, he drops me on our bed.

I enjoy this a lot more, too...

[daigina-3]

first off this is SO FUCKIN CUTE sammy is just the sweetest and the whole thing was very wholesome & it totally spun me off into a very similar thought (where i thought yours was heading) & i apologise im boutta drop a whole ficlet in ur asks

inspired by eddie's ritual, some memory cracks deep in steve's mind of something done for him as a child. an old chinese tradition that had carried into the west as a way of predicting your child's future. it takes a day of silent musing, turning memories over and over -- and by evening, steve thinks he can recall all the items needed.

eddie's lounging on the couch, sammy sat on his tummy when steve finally scrounges together all the bits and bobs. he crouches and sits leaning against the couch, eddie watching him absentmindly but intrigued. steve sets them out in front of him, equally far apart and just out from where he sits cross-legged. a pen, a coin, and a toy.

"what's this?" eddie muses, sounding a little amused. steve turns, already grinning at him and rescues sammy from the little pokes eddie has been jabbing lightly into her side. she's giggling and it only magnifies when she's lifted - she's squeals happily and steve thinks he could just melt. he drops a kiss that gets lost in her curls.

"your little ritual today," he plops sammy down as he speaks, opposite him and eddie and on the other side of the toys. "reminded me of somethin' my dad did when i was a kid. supposed to predict the future or somethin'."

he's doing that tone of voice when he's a bit embarrassed, as if eddie going to tell him the idea is dumb. its pure habit and none of it eddie's fault. hearing it, eddie sits up, shuffles off the couch to land beside steve - and makes an effort to show steve his interest.

"whadda they mean?" he asks, eyes trained on sammy. she's blinks across at her dads, a little affronted to have been moved off her comfy position. she's sat down, her little arms waving about as she watches them back.

steve smiles and coos at her, his baby voice leaking into the words. "money is, well, money. pen is supposed to be intelligence-- guess you can guess what i didn't pick, huh?"

eddie smacks him in the arm, just hard enough to regret saying it - which is the point. then soothes in with a quick kiss, in the same spot. he continues, "and the toy?"

"fun? leisure? i don't remember exactly. i think my dad cheated by putting the toy further away." steve snorts and shakes his head. any bitterness of the memory is sapped away as sammy shifts, leaning down onto his hands and beginning to crawl towards the objects.

steve feels himself take a breath, eddie growing a bit tenser beside him. it doesn't really matter what she picks, they both know - she could grab the toy and she'll still be the smartest baby in the world to them and vice versa. her curls bounce as she swings her head, seemingly aware of the choice at hand.

maybe that's why steve's feels tears spring up when she babbles something in baby and crawls forward, decision made, right into his lap. one of her arms lifts up, like she's asking for a hug. steve doesn't waste a moment to scoop her up, cuddling her into his chest with a loud sniffle, heart aching in the best way. her little hand pats his face, some baby attempt at a soft touch and steve chuckles, the sound a bit watery.

"what does that mean? love? family?" eddie asks, voice fond. sam lurches for him at the sound of his voice, one hand finding purchase on a curl and tugging. it brings eddie in closer with a quiet qince, the three of them crowded in and she babbles happily with a wiggle as she looks between her dads. steve admits, voice weak, "i didn't even know that was an option."

ANONNNN that’s SOOO CUTE the perfect companion ficlet tbh 😭 I do love a family and love starved Steve getting everything he deserves!! “I didn’t even know what was an option” really hit me in the chest omg THANK YOU so much for writing this I love it and I can’t wait for everyone to see it!!