#British jokes

[pharaohcarterkane]

If Carter and Sadie had ig or twitter, you just know that Carter would be tagging her in memes like this all the time

[northern-punk-lad]

British people after hearing 5, 6, 7, 8

[fingerprint-insurance]

somebody draw a picture of Alex and Nigel wearing Leeds United FC (the soccer/football team) merch or else I will

[m1ntychi]

video got taken down on tt, so have a little gift tumblr 🫶🫶

[british-randyjade-reblogs]

Slurps this lovely Bo’hol o’ wo’ah

Write “chomps on this”

And then let your keyboard finish the sentence:

Chomps on this song

Okay then.

[stevethewhipped]

frankly? A little jealous cuz I’m eating a can of soup and some toast

yummy, innit? 🤭

[frsturt]

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[staffs-secret-blog]

Just got colonised :(

[professional-toe-sucka3]

tea is bri'ish mudwater but hey ackshually its awesome for people with diet agendas. like *sniffy sniff* "ermahgah that smells wack, is that raspberry and a tint of vanilla essence, perchance HALF a leaf of mint? what a majestic brew dear mother mine" *sippity sip* "BLEHUEHFJF NASTY WITCHASS BREW WHO DID THIS" but if they just kept their eyes closed as they downed it hallucinating it as their starbugs cawfee instead there sHOULd be health benefits sorry for the wordsoup :^

[swynn]

How does an angry british person tell someone to fk off?

[dumbest-of-cunts]

Charles getting cancer is actually comical to me.

Imagine the only purpose you have in this life, the only reason you were born is to be king. That’s it, that’s all you have. IS TO BE KING. You were told from childhood that you one day would rule England after your mother. So you wait and wait. You wait for 59 YEARS. Because your 96 year old mother hasn’t carked it yet. THEN she finally kicks the bucket, you’re finally king at 73 years old. Congratulations. Your life purpose has finally happened. But not even two years in ASS CANCER beats you. What a life huh?

It’s a our princess coming through for the win.

[caruliaa]

staff still hasn't given me polls, what should i do?

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their moms 69%

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their dads 31%

grace image os i get to look at her

[screechcat]

Ah, uhm, uhhhh, your mum! Fuck! I did a British!

[british-randyjade-reblogs]

@american-oliverswift-shutsup

Heheheh

[ikolit]

took a break from literally all of my responsibilities to immortalize this scene in drawing because that was insane

[sanyu-thewitch05]

Called it back on January 14th!

And to the 100 people on the poll, from the way things are going, it looks like you might’ve chosen correctly.

Link to the poll even though you can’t vote. But just as proof.