#But sometimes... sometimes it's for funsies

[holynachocrown]

I just had this idea that won't leave my head and it's insane honestly

So basically, regulus 23 year old reagulus, whose parents died of "unknown reasons" when he was 19 and he inherited all of the blacks family fortune at 21, now just a college student in the most prestigious fine arts college, who lives in an penthouse with his friends who are Barty and evan.

He started streaming for funsies on twitch, sometimes game plays, reactions, night talks with his friends, doing the fine arts assignments, or stuff like that, he wasn't well known really, he had like an average of 100 people per stream,

But then narcissa and Lucius decided to take a "honeymoon" vacation and leave Draco with regulus and his friends for a month and 2 weeks,

So there was a one stream that made regulus well known that made his accounts go from 100 followers to 10 million overnight,

It was a normal gameplay he was on the defensive. It was a calm and slow stream,its a friday mesh where pan and xeno came over and cuddled in the cornerwatching reg, dorcas and evan making some snacks and barty laying on the floor scrolling on his phone, it's a slow night, regulus favorite type of nights where he is surrounded by people he love and who adore him back, he can zone out and leave everything to them, he knows he will be taken care off

but one person from chat snapped him out of his daydreaming recommending to go to one of the playoffs in the game, but apparently it also puts you in a team of random people, regulus didn't really have a problem with it he was chill, he was having a nice friday mesh, but looks like his teammates had a problem with it tho.

"Ugh, we have a rando with us" one of the guys said, his username padfoot69, what type of middleschooler username is that?

"Be nice pads," another one piped up scolding..pads? "Hey there... drowning star?" The person- moony? Spoke in a cheery voice, ending with a confused tilt to their voice, a mumble from pads- padfoot- whatever his name is,

"Hi" regulus tried to go for nonchalance but his voice broke a little, wincing from the awkwardness he muted himself, feeling like he wanted to jump out the window, he heard little footsteps behind him, he turned his head and found Draco standing there looking at him with confusion and wonder in his eyes,

"What are you doing?" Draco puffed his chest trying to act like the posh man his father is, but failing miserablly cause of his airy lisp that he has because of his missing tooth, making regulus laugh a little but hiding it quick to not upset Draco,

"I'm streaming," regulus says fondly, looking down at Draco, scooting his gaming chair to make room for Draco to see better, Draco comes forward trying to get a better look at regulus setup, standing on his toes to make himself taller and looking at regulus screen in excitement regulus turned his chair back towards the desk to continue playing , he looks over to chat and it's exploding with people sending, 'YOURE MARRIED' or 'YOU HAVE KIDS?!?!?!?!?!?' regulus feeling overwhelmed just laughs awkwardly

"I have my nephew over that's it" he explains, he unmutes himself and his teammates realizing they've been waiting for him, he apologizes and they start the game,

Regulus biggest opp is that he didn't realize that he didn't know how these people play and how they strategize, making reg become more and more frustrated, he hears a small huff next to him he takes a quick glance and he can see Draco looking mad and confused, 'me too buddy, me too.'

The other people on his team keep on yelling at him expecting him to follow unsaid commands or suggestions, and to follow them right away without them explaining anything, sometimes booting him from their voice chat to plan amongst themselves, regulus never felt as insecure in his life as he did now, not even walburga made him this insecure and that says alot honestly, regulus slowly hunches his shoulders making himself smaller and smaller, but still trying to maintain dignity and act like he doesn't care infront of his viewers, his friends keep on glancing at him in worry, God even Barty isn't using his phone anymore he's just straight up staring at him and his computers screen frowning everytime the other people yelled at him, yeah regulus feels like shit

The game ended they lost regulus feels liek he wants the earth to swallow him whole and erase his existence from ever existing, he never lost in his whole career not even once, and he lost now, while being degraded liek a 3 year old kid who tried to spill water on electricity,

"Are you fucking stupid?!" Padfoot yelled through the voice chat, making regulus jump a little, feeling like the voice is familiar, the tone, the words, it reminds him of walburga which is insane because she's dead and it's been five years and he should be over it, "you're such a fucking pussy, if only you follow what we say as much as you fuck up, I bet your fucking parents don't liek you what the fuck is wrong with you, ugh this is why I hate these games always putting newbies with us and then we lose the fucking game hon-" with each word regulus kept on dissociating more and more, trying to tune out the words, then suddenly "HEY!" He looks to his left and he sees Draco yelling and pointing at his mic making grabby hands, regulus doesn't think twice as he grabs Draco putting him on his lap, Draco snatches the mic from the setup regulus hears a soft is that a kid from one of the somewhat nicer people on this team which was prongs moony was also somewhat nice as well as wormtails, honestly padfoot is the only asshole in this whole team which is weird,

"DONT TALK ABOUT MY UNCLE LIKE THAT YOU COCKSUCKING DICKFACE WANNA BE!" Draco yells though the mic hurting regulus ears a little but also baffling him, he hears a snort behind him and through his headphones, he looks back and sees Barty snorting, and Pandora having an amuzed face, while xeno just looks dissapointed even though he was the one that taught Draco how to curse,

He hears a soft voice from prongs mic going daddy don't spit on me regulus thinks to himself he must be a father he snaps out of it though because apparently Draco wasn't done, unfortunately...

"SHOW YOUR FACE YOU COWARD, IF YOURE SO FUCKING CONFIDENT HUH, I WILL TELL MY FATHER ABOUT THIS, I WILL SUE YOU SO FUCKING BAD YOU WILL BEG MY UNCLE TO FORGIVE YOU EVEN THEN, I WONT FORGIVE YOU, YOU SNOT FILLED BITCH, AND JUST SO YOU KNOW MY PARENTS HAPPEN TO LOVE ME AND UNCLE STAR, UNLIKE YOUR UNFORTUNATE SHIT BALLS OF AN ASS YO-" Draco kept yelling profanities with a bit of a lisp that only children have, Barty is thoroughly on the floor laughing, regulus himself is having a hard time to hold back his laughter wormtails is snorting, prongs made a small Jesus every now and then, with a child like giggle coming from his mic, moony is muted but regulus has a feeling he is laughing, and padfoot is just making huffing sounds that are between impressed and just straight up feeling disrespected, which Draco is doing, disrespecting him hard, regulus just stops Draco by putting a hand over his mouth muffling him, which makes Draco try harder to get louder to be heard, narcissa is going to kill him,

"I am so sorry," regulus manages to get out without laughing, which was a fucking feat if you ask him, chat is going too fast, he can't read anything, he is trying to get out of the game, but it's loading too slow he might actually die of embarrassment,

"Don't be" a deep voice and a chuckle comes from prongs mic, he didn't really speak during their team off, only mumbling or having a kid speak every now and then, but omg his voice actually has to be illegal, or maybe he takes some type of meds, is he forcing it? he has to be forcing it no? Regulus feels like his breath just caught, and he can't speak and he is just imagining this prongs saying very, VERY inappropriate things towards him that should never be uttered in broad daylight or around company, which is insane because regulus never had this experience before, he feels his face getting red, and chat becomes even faster in their replies which is supposed to be impossible given the previous speed honestly

"Bye!" Regulus manages to get out before finally, finally the loading screen stops and he gets out of the game, he manages an quick goodbye to his viewers and he gets off, Draco is sulking next to a smirking evan who is looking at regulus with knowing eyes, regulus just gets up and flops between pan and xeno cuddling into them, he hears xen huff a little laugh but accommodate him and pulls the blanket up a bit over him, yeah regulus is going to just forget about this completely

It's been 3 days since the atrocious stream, and safe to say, regulus got viral, somehow somebody clipped the stream and uploaded it on social media blew up overnight, and became a fucking meme, narcissa found out Scolded him for seven hours and forty six minutes and some more over text, lucius just kept calling and laughing at his face,

But what he never expected was gaining 10 million followers on tiktok and 100 thousand on both Instagram and twitch, people kept asking him to get Draco on all of his streams, he refused at first and just asked narcissa and lucius for permition, they agreed and he gets Draco next to him every Friday and Tuesday, Draco doesn't interact alot with chat, he usually does his own thing in the background or just cuddle while regulus plays,

Somebody continue this, I cant no more just feed .e please😭😭 I need this

Also jegulus, Barty x evan, Pandora x xenophilius, she has luna, another time luna joined the stream with them, but Fridays when she us over, she gets someone to babysit luna most times, dorcas x Marlene, lily x Mary, Remus x Sirius, Peter x gildroy (the brainrot is heavy and real with this one lol)

But yeah imma finish this later maybe not maybe would draw some pics fir their isntagram or a strip of the moment??

Probably Will revisit this to edit everything or delete lol

[re-freaks]

I love the voodoo doll fics!

Since we’re switching owners I have a couple headcanons about how that happened (I know it’s canonically a spinoff but for funsies):

1. Word got out about the doll and now various monsters keep stealing it from each other. The constant fucking is from each monster trying to make the most of their time with it before it gets stolen again and they lose their chance to lure out the hot witch they have a thing for.

2. It gets lost like cursed objects often do and it’s just making its way through second hand stores around town and occasionally eBay listings. Either witch!reader found a way to make the doll be used less or it must actually be alive with how often it just disappears from its owner’s home. Sometimes the previous monsters find it, sometimes they don’t, but either way the doll is infamous.

3. Combination of both 1 & 2 :)))

oo trueing

that or you mass produce them after cloning the first one, since it's so easy, and then you sell them for the same ridiculous price. and then because the monsters are ridiculously obsessed, they buy the poppets. big bank!

the only issue is you wouldn't get a moment's rest.

you'd wake up to a vampire's fangs buried in your neck, tentacles all over your body, and somehow, four differently sized (and textured) cocks inside you at the same time. all overlapping.

witch masterlist

[feathermouth]

okay, so im a brainrotted freak, and ive had p.AI.nter on my mind for a while. naturally, i gave the bastard a body! here ya go!

rant/art dump below the cut

first off, p.ai.nter is a short king. mostly because i like the aesthetic, but its also convenient for him! it takes less resources to keep his body going! i imagine he would also wanna be smaller so that he could be more intricate with his art.

now, because he is mobile, the power source becomes an issue. hes an old computer! how does he survive unplugged ?!

well, here, i introduce the wonderful world of BATTERIES!

p.ai.nter would have a battery somewhere in his core, which would be how he keeps himself charged. that also means i get to give him a little cord tail! (for charging purposes, of course.)

i also am giving him a second tail, just for funsies. he deserves a USB drive with his conscience in it. he connected to other tech in the blacksite, so he should be able to keep doing that! because it was a very SAFE and FRIENDLY action on his part!

maybe angsty, but i think that p.ai.nter finds humans a wee bit gross, especially after everything that happened to him. why would he wanna be human shaped?

he wants something mobile and appropriate for a human-dominated world, of course, so he needs to have arms and a torso—but he wants his machinery to be obvious, if that makes any sense. no exposed wires (he is not stupid), but flashy metal bits, visible joint segments, yap!

now, building off of that, p.ai.nter would prefer a bird-like shape to his legs. he would definitely need to go through some manner of physical therapy in order to pilot his new body, and so he needs legs that inherently provide for more balance!

therefore, an excuse to give him anthro legs.

considering how much art p.ai.nter will probably begin creating, he wants something that doesnt stain easily.

a small problem : he doesnt like the look of dark paint! it doesnt match his monitor, and thats awful!

so, he resorts to covering clothes.

p.ai.nters shirts would need to be oversized and flowy to accommodate for his THICK AS FUCK head. so that he can actually put them on without stretching them out, of course.

therefore: oversized sweaters, long skirts, and aprons!

fucking GOLDEN! housewife looking guy! funky!

p.ai.nter wants to be MOBILE! theres so much to do and see! hes been locked down for years, how could he waste a perfectly good body ?!

he has several jointed segments in his torso to aid in movement and rotation, and his limb joints are made out of pliable metal tubes.

it also aids his precision in art! its easier to get clear views without body parts in the way and whatnot.

note: p.ai.nter settled on having five fingers per hand, despite insisting he wanted four for stylistic purposes. five fingers are ideal for human equipment, hes pretty sure.

now, you might be thinking, this guy has a lot going on. does he not overheat? hes a sentient brick?

there is a solution : air holes and internal fans!

a few strategically placed holes cover p.ai.nters body to aid in natural ventilation. its kinda like breathing!

inside of his body, cooling fans are centered in his chest and limbs. they distribute the air more evenly.

he really overheats when hes trying to do too much, such as controlling several devices or thinking about too many things at once!

now, for the behavioral headcanons :

painter has a LOT of fun toying with his new body. he goes on leisurely strolls sometimes, because hes previously never been able to.

his art will improve a lot upon receiving a body! having a new sense of autonomy would be a serious upgrade for him, and he would have many new ways of living. it wouldnt be AS dull to be a sentient AI in an abandoned facility.

he might go find ellies painting and stare sadly at it, though—i assume this theory still holds up? right? please?

sometimes he mimics the faces of other people on his monitor! like, he might draw sebastians eyes and mouth, and just uses that face to talk to him sometimes. as a means of teasing or affection. (he could probably do this before getting a body, but having a body definitely gives him the energy to do silly things like this!) pretty good way to find out how he sees your face, too.

despite p.ai.nter overheating when he runs too many tasks, hes a chronic multitasker! he tries to make the most of his new body, and hes often forced to sit back and slow down.

painter tried to convince his builder—most likely sebastian, with his engineering major and all—to let him have turrets on his arms, but that could become problematic with p.ai.nters mental state, so he agreed to have fake turrets for stylistic purposes only! he likes to keep them on his forearms and thighs, secured with straps that can be taken off. he enjoys pointing them at things and pretending to shoot stuff—which is EXACTLY why he doesnt get to have real guns.

and, after all this buildup, who would i be to not provide some full pictures? <3

[night-raven-miscellany]

"20 years? I guess time really does fly for fae... I guess we'll have to get your other friends and go on a picnic at some point." Yuna proclaimed. "I'm sure it wouldn't be the same, because a lot can happen in 20 years... but it might be nice to get something like that for you at some point."

She played with the straw of her drink as she thought, looking down at the photos she had already collected.

"Well, they're not ungrateful," she said. "Just a little critical sometimes. I think they learned that the stuff I give is just for funsies, though, and never anything super serious, so it's waned a bit. It's the less casual stuff that gets more nitpicky, honestly."

*A familiar face is seen around Sage Island, again. The weather is nicer than where he came from and the sun isn't threatening to melt him instantly. Good. He can work with this. Staying away from the Mountains for a little while will make the strain easier on him.*

*Now... to find a place to crash for a little while. Someplace Victor won't have to worry about heat.*

Hmmm... maybe I can find a part time gig while I'm here...

[somegrumpynerd]

Random hcs that have been on my mind for the past couple days: now in doodle format!

Text for each drawing written out under the cut in case it's not clear or anyone wants to translate it!

(1) <- Somehow soft?? <-Sometimes makes a comforting hum/rumble <-Holding for support

(2) <-Walks so quietly everywhere he goes <-Is about to meet god

(3) <-Can't see well in the dark (no eyelights) <-Can't help himself

(4) <-Thinks Color will turn Killer against him and convince him to run away

(5) <-Thinks Nightmare is using them all for the negativity and has brainwashed Killer into liking it

(6) <-Thinks if he runs and jumps at Cross as fast as he can Cross will lift him and it'll look so cool

[emolgana]

[banterbat]

silly guy things

[zero-is-nebulous]

Tee bee atech I might jig this design a bit but this is what I have so far, he's a Japanese dragon because uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh he's a big tall strong handsome man and allat

[sysig]

For Requestober

Papyrus and Sans cozily hugging each other in soft clothes😭😭😭

(well this is literally first time I did this hope didn't do anything wrong)

Day 10 - Sleepy snoozey skeletons

[alicornze7]

oooh domestic ribbun fluff oooh

doesn't this remind you of a certain au hmm?

I love drawing fluff maybe I should go work on that ribbun angst

[siffrinsometimes]

Revenge!

[ashipiko]

the event where ashi adopts a dog

[alexparozi]

goobers

[somegrumpynerd]

When your ruthless henchmen have pack bonded and continually lie in a pile like kittens

[mynqzo]

drew a rlly old oc of mine! his name is francis and he was a priest and his favorite hobby was flirting

[laswells-ashtray]

I usually don't care for infidelity in fics but anyway here's my thought.

Price has a bird back home and God, does he love her. She's everything to him.

So, after a night of drinking, when he wakes up in Nikolai's bed, he's shattered, and he flees. He ignores any attempts at contact and tries to be the very best partner he can for his woman.

Flowers one day, our for dinner the next. He's the perfect man.

Until Nikolai finds him in his local pub and corners him, demanding they talk. John can't find an escape, so he asks that they take it outside. He doesn't want anyone that knows him hearing what they're talking about and taking it back to his lassie.

He tries to approach it with reason. He truly does, but when he's pinning Nikolai to the cold wall of the pub and biting his lip whilst the other man squeezes at his cock over his jeans he finds himself asking, will it really hurt her if she never finds out?