#CERTAINLY NOT ME!

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Milk theory? 👁️👁️

ANYTHING FOR YOU TWO!!!!

ok this is gonna be short and mildly insane. i would like everyone to understand that this is pretty much Entirely unfounded & i'm just reading too much into a teeny little thing. however i've convinced myself that this theory is viable against all better judgement

take these mad ramblings with a Monumental grain of salt. im not to be taken seriously ever

so it all boils down to This

Little

Motherfucker.

the milk carton behind Barnaby's house.

it was added with the last large update, and it Immediately made me lose my mind. it's such a... strange thing to add to the map, which already has Teeny Secrets - along with other choice objects that make me narrow my eyes. but this isn't about them.

The very first thing I thought of when I saw the milk carton was the phrase "no use crying over spilled milk". which, of course, essentially means that there's no point in crying over things you can't change / things already done. There are a couple ways i'm interpreting it with this context

Something is going to happen that Barnaby feels personally responsible for. or is responsible for - either indirectly, or maybe he'll do something terrible. i think it's entirely possible that he might do that possible something for Wally. and again, take this with salt, but Clown has implied through trivia and fun hypotheticals that Barnaby would go to lengths for Wally. and yes, i know. taking evidence from "what would the neighbors do in Among Us" is absurd. IN MY DEFENSE! while the trivia isn't really to be taken seriously, there's always a thought process behind character roles and dynamics and behavior, and that is something that can be (carefully) looked into and applied. like in Among Us, apparently Barnaby would, and i quote, "Barnaby does all the Dirty work if Wally is an Impostor- Anything to help his little Buddy out...". anything to help his little buddy out, huh? like, it's been stated that Barnaby knows things about Wally that no one else does. and it's been mildly implied that he's fairly protective of Wally. and we all know that Wally is getting into some deep shit, and whether he means to or not he's likely gonna fuck everything up for everyone. it's not that big of a leap to speculate that Barnaby might do something drastic/horrible/regret-worthy in Wally's name / for his sake.

2. something terrible is going to happen to Barnaby / directly related to Barnaby, and he's going to be absolutely powerless to do anything about it. though i think that's kind of a given... yeah this section is pretty self explanatory

3. Barnaby is going to go missing. because what used to be on milk cartons? Missing Posters! yes yes i know this one is even more of a reach, since milk cartons didnt have missing posters on them till the 80s, but yk. it's a Thought.

my second thought was "oh ok so when the carton spills, it's curtains for Barnaby." this part of the theory is just me being paranoid that Barnaby is going to wind up kicking the bucket - though i suppose if that were the case, there would be a bucket, not milk. well, if a bucket ever appears, i'm going to start prematurely mourning. Still!

the point is - at some point, that milk is probably gonna spill. it may be just a detail as things get better Worse, or it could be indicative of something terrible happening to / because of Barnaby. the milk spills, Panic Time.

Milk Theory.

[rius-cave]

I'm imagining Adam going through a phase where he doesn't want to admit that Lucifer is his boyfriend so he just calls him the jerk who stole his wives without mentioning that they are fucking and it is starting to turn romantic. Lucifer calls him his boyfriend in the same conversation, in part because he likes to see Adam's reaction

I doubt any of them put a label on each other for like... a while. Boyfriend has a weird emotional connotation that neither of them identify with. But then it's not like they're really friends, but then they sleep together sometimes, but it's not like there aren't ANY feelings there, so they're ?????????? who the fuck knows!!!!

[ron-do-i-get-to-sing-my-way]

Last night’s gig was all that and more :))

[purgaytorysupremacy]

me, writing a heartfelt conversation between two characters in my 120k word and counting fanfic: does this feel familiar bc I’ve been writing this conversation in my head for months, or did they have a shadow of this conversation 60k words ago?

[stephofromcabin12]

Okay this is so random

but.

Would steph love Steven Universe.

AND.

Who would be her favorite character.

please and thank you

Oh that’s a good question.

I mean, she historically loves cartoons and comics and such, so that points to yes. She has hardcore mommy AND daddy issues so that also checks out.

I think the gemstone thing would be relatable to demigods, tbh. The whole “I’m not a real person” and the “what are you without this magical thing that makes you special” theme yk? (Keep in mind I have not watched past season 2??? I think?? so I only really know the basics of what the plot evolved into)

I mean. Look at the shows aesthetic, she’d love that!

I think yes, she probably would. She would need a younger camper to introduce her to it, since she’s #old (she’d be *checks google* 22 when it first aired, and she’d probably not find it on her own— being a demigod and not using computers and technology and all that jazz)

Fav character? I have not seen the show in years but I feel she’d fuck heavily with Garnet. Side of Greg. Is that his name. Greg? The father. Father Greg. Stephen’s father. The poison. The poison for Kuzco. Kuzco’s poison.

[binch-i-might-be]

ficlet incoming ?

[phoebe-delia]

WIPITTY SNIPPITY

@purplehotmess thanks for the tag, lovely!!

So @basicallyahedgehog also tagged me in Wip Snip stuff, and thanks to you as well, my love. This is dedicated to you, my love, because I wrote this today for one of my two recent Ideas, and you always talk me down when my negative self-talk kicks in, and I doubt I'd have started this WIP without you. (Also tagging anyone who hasn't been tagged yet!)

Harry sat on the work table on the opposite wall, watching as Draco gripped the hammer in his fist and brought it down onto the steel, still glowing from the furnace. Clang clang clang clang it hit the steel over and over again, the material molding to Draco’s ministrations so it narrowed. Harry noticed the flex of his arm, the sweat beading at his brow from the exertion and the heat of the furnace, the way he grunted softly every so often when he gave it a particularly hard whack.

The sound should’ve been abrasive to Harry’s ears. He should’ve taken his leave then, or at the very least dampened the noise with his palms. But instead he sat there, mesmerized at watching Draco work.

After a while, Draco finally stopped and looked up, glaring slightly. “Gawk at me all you please, Sir Potter, but get your arse off my work table.”

[bnesszai]

i remember i once told someone that i felt like i am a blob, like there is no gender there, just blob. And they told me that was really sad and I shouldn't say that about myself

But here's the thing

I didn't mean it negatively. I'm not calling myself a useless blob of space or anything. I am simply referring to my gender. And that's what it is. A blob. There isn't anything particularly feminine or masculine about, but there is no other category i would put it under either. There's no attachment to a gender there. I just simply.....am me and idk how else to describe it than a blob

[skiptoyuri]

please.

[triflesandparsnips]

The OFMD teaser gifs are finally populating in the gif search, and as such, I intend to Become a Menace

[flowerpotmage]

what's funny about taking a while to write between chapters is having to go back and double check where you put someone's bedroom

[suaine]

I recently started watching 911 thanks to some very talented old friends putting out some very convincing material and I thought, sure, let's check out some fic... a few weeks later and here I am, obsessed with the firefam and chomping at the bit to pick up writing again. I am absolutely feral about this show in a way I haven't felt in a while but it is hard getting into a fandom that has been going on so long. So. Who should I know? What's the fic, the art, the gifs that should absolutely not be missed? Gimme all your recs and your faves and your guiltiest pleasures.

[theputterer]

you know maybe if i just approach the trash fire as if the writing of it is an actual mind out of body experience then maybe it'll actually get somewhere

[iknow-thisisallinmyhead]

*SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP*

How have I managed to write this much?? How am I almost down with the last chapter? How has it been a year since I started writing this fic???

[i-am-a-secret-ssshhh]

I’m going to start panic applying for jobs.

Does anyone have any suggestions of where to apply? 

I won’t accept food jobs (like waitressing, bartending, or even fast food), simply because I do not trust myself to not fuck up the food or who it goes to.

[mischieviem]

Wdym this wasn't the ending. I watched the movie. This is totally real and canon 🙄