#CW: Drink

[blackdragonmedicdean]

I feel like Houston would love Root Beer Milk for some reason just a thought.

[bamsara]

More drunken Narilamb shenanigans for a future chapter of my fic: The Rehabilitation of Death.

I know this chapter is far off but I can't stop drawing doodles of ideas and scenes for it aslkfhlksglhf (Also to everyone who's taken a liking to my AU, hi!!!)

part 1 of drunk shenanigans

[notherpuppet]

Some irl moments repped by the hazbin cast

[felsicveins]

The road to forgiveness is paved with miles of bullying

[remxedmoon]

boo! old woman jumpscare

greyscale vers below!

[zhukzucraft]

watching Zedaph's/Tango's latest episode be like:

uncensored version under cut

[mobius-m-mobius]

#just let my man plan a full uninterrupted date PLEASE 🥺😭

[whump-in-the-closet]

when a living weapon whumpee only takes orders from ONE person. They’ve been conditioned to ignore everyone else’s orders. This means that after rescue, the team can barely get whumpee to drink or allow them bandage their injuries. One of the teammates manages to imitate whumpee’s handler by deepening their voice.

They stay out of whumpee’s line of sight, standing behind their hospital bed. “Drink this,” they snap, hating how they have to command this broad-shouldered ghost of a person. Without their armor, without their mask, whumpee looks like a wraith. There’s nothing behind their eyes. They play with the hospital blanket with twitching hands that have strangled and maimed.

When whumpee hears the order they stiffen to attention and take the cup offered with those still-shaking hands. But the cup slips through their fingers and lands in a puddle on the tiles.

They immediately tense up, shoulder blades flung so far back they touch. Their breathing quickens, waiting.

But nothing happens.

They give whumpee a new glass of cold water. This time, they lift the cup to whumpee’s lips and hold it steady, with one hand behind their head for support.

[gigamuffinsofie]

the reason Egon doesnt smoke wouldn't be because of health or addiction or whatever, it would be his own weird reason with his own weird science behind it methinks

[avephelis]

@t3rm1n0s yo this concert kind of ass

[frownyalfred]

Alcohol tips for newbie writers (or non drinkers!):

At bars, people who order “chasers” after their shots are ordering something to wash down the taste of their shot with. This can be juice, soda, more alcohol, or even pickle juice

Hard liquor is generally sold in stores as shots (tiny bottles), fifths, liters, and handles or in ml (50, 100, 200 etc)

Most people can’t finish an entire fifth of hard liquor (vodka, etc) on their own without being very ill

Conversely, many people can finish an entire bottle of wine on their own without being ill

Liquor can be “bottom shelf” or “rail” or “well” -- all synonyms for the cheapest version of alcohol a bartender has. Bars generally keep several “levels” of alcohol stocked

You order a drink with the alcohol first, then the mix -- e.g., a “vodka soda” or a “Tito’s and tonic”

When you “close out a tab”, you pay for all of the drinks you’ve had that night. Either the bartender already has your card (you “opened a tab” earlier) or it was quiet enough that they just kept an eye on you and tallied your bill up at the end

“Doubles” are drinks or shots with double the standard pour of alcohol

In the US, most shots (pours) are 1.5 oz by default. 

Mixed drinks (gin and tonic, vodka lemonade, cosmos, etc) are generally made up of 1-2 shots and a mixer 

If you don’t specify which type of alcohol you’d like in a mixed drink (vodka cranberry, for example) the bartender will put whatever the “house” liquor is -- and this depends entirely on the establishment. A dive bar will pour rail by default, whereas a nicer tavern might make all vodka cranberries with Tito’s

PLEASE TIP YOUR BARTENDERS THEY WILL REMEMBER YOU I PROMISE

[bamsara]

some doodles for some scene ideas for a future chapter in my fic, drunken gods and whatnot. they are so dumb

part 2 of drunken shenanigans

[koizsad]

picture taken at the request of my perfect girlfriend, but maybe yall wouldn't mind a taste?

[teaboot]

[tadc-harlequin-au]

My very first question because it just won't leave my head so it might just sound stupid sorry --

How does Caine drink in this AU , does he just ..... Smoke some wine into his bubble pipe and get drunk dhsjhdb 💀💀 I'm sorry

His methods of getting drunk are unorthodox, because the effects don't fully kick in via normal drinking (i.e, chugging the whole bottle down), but he still does it for the human sensation of drinking

Instead, he drinks VERY sloppily and lets the booze fall onto his exposed heart, which THEN makes him drunk. He doesn't know why, and he doesn't question it as long as it gets the deed done.

... Pomni didn't start her anti-alcohol propaganda out of nothing

[swarm-of-raspberries]

when the drink starts tasting like i need to be smothered in his cunt immediately