#Chat post

[petitprincess1]

Lucifer: Look what you've done to my peonies!

Alastor: They're marigolds!

Charlie: Dad, I think he's right, they are marigolds.

Lucifer: I may not know my flowers, but I know a BITCH when I see one!

[cocopop-04]

Dick: *ordering the other batkids around* Steph: yes, mum Dick: *splutters* why am i the mum? Jason: Dickface, have you seen your motherhenning? Steph: Plus, Babs has to be the dad Dick: But I'm dating Wally! Tim: You and Babs are divorced. Wally's the fun step-dad. Dick: *sighs* Well, fine. What about B? *all fall silent* Steph: He's the weird, edgy uncle

From chapter 5 of my fic World Without Grown-Ups on ao3.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/46697407/chapters/117609160

[shieldherostuffs]

Naofumi: Hold up, I need to crack my back.

Naofumi’s Back: *The most ungodly cracking known to humanity*

Motoyasu: HOLY SHIT! Did you just break your back?!

Naofumi: Nope, that's just the sounds it makes after having to constantly carry everyone through the Waves.

[endyxx]

(Non art post) i wanted to talk about these two in a while so i'll rant here

I've seen so many people say that they are the same person and i'm like kinda looking at it too and thinking about it and it DO looks like they are cuz they have a LOT in common. But, i thought and like how would make sense for there to be two of them at the same time and stuff (or maybe i'm just horribly stupid) and then came the idea that " oh they can be sibling!" But then that doesnt make sense because why would they have the same quitar (edit: its a banjo, not a quitar) and idk💔

Anyway i wanna hear yalls opinion if you have any!

[valiantstarlights]

Dream: I want this, Hob. Will you buy it for me?

Hob: Of course, darling. Anything you want.

Corinthian: What the-- You can't buy that for him!

Hob: Why not? I have more than enough money to buy Dream anything he wants.

Matthew: Dude, we're playing Monopoly.

[celesteablack]

Abb itna bhi na karu main?

[gale-gentlepenguin]

Ladybug: Stop this Chat noir!

(The area around them covered by downed heroes. Only Chat noir and Ladybug are standing. He was the one that took them down.)

Chat noir: No. I will not.

Ladybug: We can talk about this! You don’t need to act like a Mon… (stops herself)

Chat noir: (tears start falling) Like a what? Go on, SAY IT!

Ladybug: You aren’t…

Chat noir: (wipes tears) You’re right. I’m not a monster. My father was… and you let me think he was a hero! I’d say there is only one monster standing right now. And it’s the one wearing spots.

[x-emeraldsky-x]

Sasuke: Sakura...

Sakura: Yeah?

Sasuke: I want to try... being more affectionate in public... is that okay?

Sakura: O-of course! Absolutely!

*later that day*

Sasuke: *talking to Naruto and Shikamaru on the street*

Sakura: *walks up to them and slaps Sasuke's ass, holding her hand there* What's up, fellas!

Sasuke: *covers his face, blushing* This isn't what I meant, Sakura!

[sees-text-shenans]

now we need the inverse, one where minty is broke from fusing personas :)

rest in rip

[randomotherkin]

god: behold my child, i bestow a human body upon thee (with xx chromosomes)

me, transmasc and otherkin: thanks i hate it

[fehck]

[petitprincess1]

Yogirt, interrupting a court session: Satan, sorry, I just thought you'd want a latte with steamed Pride goat milk~

Satan: What do I look like, an imbecile? Of course, I want a latte. I love the way you make them!

[will-graham-crackers]

probably canon

hannibal: what did the cannibal get when he came home late for dinner? :3 will (done with this shit): what. hannibal: the cold shoulder! will: GOD DAMN IT.

(do they kiss? does will turn hanni into jack for his bullshit? up to your interpretation!)

[shieldherostuffs]

L'Arc: Is... Is this not the Shield Devil? L'Arc: I thought the Shield Devil was supposed to be evil and scary. L'Arc, gesturing to Naofumi: That's not evil or scary. That's a homosexual!

[adhdbisexualramblings]

Michael, suspicious: ...

Michael: Evil-supercomputer-say-what.

The SQUIP: What?

Michael: HA!