#Crabbe

[hptheboywholived]

Draco, Crabbe & Goyle - by M.G Terrenal

[the-colourful-witch]

* Crabbe and Goyle *

These two were such a struggle to draw. Mostly because they have as much personality as a bowl of porridge. They are the perfect cronies just for that reason. They are followers, led by Malfoy, that's their element. Normally, I'm all for everyone having their own way of doing things and being their own person, but with these two I don't believe it. When I had to dress them, I imagined they would just pick something out every morning with this being their only thought: 'It needs to be clothing.' ... That's it! Nothing more than that. And so, this came out of it. I am happy to now move on to different characters :)

[asktheheirofslytherin]

jingle bells

malfoy smells

crabbe hit him with a mace

he landed on the quidditch field

with a bludger in his face

This was submitted to me two years ago, and somehow I let this go unanswered. I understand why, of course. What could I say to this? It is something we would have come up with in first year, and I am beyond such rhymes. But it is amusing, and therefore needed to be shared.

The only thing it seems to be missing is a quality ferret pun. Ermine opinion, that would really make the tune.

[dramioneasks]

That time I said I love you - Skateland - M, WIP - Hermione Granger was the fourth most surprised person to find out she was in love with Draco Malfoy; after Ron, Harry and Draco himself (in that order). But after working together at the Ministry of Magic for three years she had fallen head over heels and even better, he loved her too. The wedding had been beautiful, their house was cosy, they spent Sundays reading books curled up against each other and an elderly Crookshanks ruled over them benevolently. She couldn't wait to tell him they were expecting. Tomorrow he would be back from his trip, she would whisper it into his ear and they would celebrate. One small problem, she seems to have woken up in the Gryffindor dormitories as a teenager.

[kkangkkangie]

Slytherin Gang (Pt. II)

When Zabini gets a little too dramatic for the group, Nott and Celaena are often volunteered to lock him in an empty terrarium that holds the community snakes (they make sure it’s empty—they’re not that mean). He’s still dramatic in it, much to the amusement of the underclassmen.

There are several cracks in the boys’ dormitory due to Malfoy hitting his head whenever he thought about Harry. It got especially bad in fourth year when Nott, Zabini, and Celaena kept egging him on to ask Harry out to the Yule Ball (cause Harry was too oblivious to get anywhere).

Celaena has absolutely no chill when it comes to her friends’ well-being. Despite being raised as a lady, she is not above holding knives or daggers and smiling menacingly. The knives may or may not be supplied by the House Elves who also dislike anyone who hurts their students.

Crabbe & Goyle are two peas in a pod, and if their loyalty isn’t to Malfoy, it’s to each other. They also share a brain cell together, often finishing each other’s thoughts.

Zabini is shamelessly pansexual, and Malfoy is hidden so far in the closet that Nott has to deal with the two. He’s suffering. Celaena just laughs while patting his shoulder.

Harry is also so far in the closet about his bisexuality, but it’s Celaena & Hermione who deals with this. A well-placed smack with a textbook (courtesy of Hermione) gave him a revelation in fourth year much to the relief of the duo. 

Harry’s paranoia may be well-founded, but it doesn’t stop the rest of the gang from making fun of his conspiracy theories. It’s become a weekly thing where Harry just spills his thoughts as the gang does their hw or smth.

There is an underground betting going around about whether his theories do end up being true. This is how the Slytherin House knows a little too much about incidents than the other houses. Ron’s surprisingly very good at these predictions.

[shealynn88]

The silver quad?

[angelholme]

[harlequinhovers]

Stop giving me crabs

Your blog keeps giving me crab ads

YOU DONT LIKE CRABS??? 🦀?????

[deer-with-a-stick]

i’m losing my goddamn mind

anyway how the fuck are crabbe and goyle slytherins beyond jkr going “evil must be snake house” they no cunning or ambition what so ever

[beebox-illustrations]

Someone ought to tell Harry…

Have a wonderful week everybody 🌻🐝💚

[aezran]

Slytherins are written to be the opposite of what jkr considers “good” and “appropriate”.

You know what that means?

happy pride

[lilbeanz]

The madness continues ...

[mother-rhoyne]

[asktheheirofslytherin]

Are people worthless if they are stupid?

Not necessarily. Look at Crabbe and Goyle.

[dramioneasks]

Below the Surface - Blueskiesrockyshores - M, 27 chapters, Words: 105,224 - Goaded into entering the Triwizard Tournament, Slytherin's very own Hermione Granger is selected as the Hogwarts Champion. As an accomplished witch and loyal friend, bets are placed on her being a strong contender. When faced with the challenging tasks, she worries her abilities might not be enough. With pressure mounting and the stakes high, Hermione must navigate the treacherous waters of the Tournament while keeping her true purpose for entering hidden. Will she rise victorious, or will she crash like a falling star? This story is now complete - please do not repost to another site such as ff.net or wattpad For Payton Rae, the fiercest Slytherin we'll ever know.

[threehardcandy]

The Slytherin gang