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Diner

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"You have a WHAT?!" Dick screamed over the phone. He was currently trying to persuade his best friend, Wally West, to go out to play laser tag with him, before he found out that Wally had a girlfriend.

"I said, I have a girlfriend." Wally said.

"Since when?" Dick pressed on.

"Uh.... we've been dating for 3 years."

"3 YEARS!!!!!" Dick yelled. "Okay, that's it! I'm bringing the rest of the gang to hear this. Hang on," Wally stayed quiet as he heard the rest of his friends enter the phone call.

"Um... why are we here, Dick? And what's the emergency?" Zatanna asked, sounding like she had just woken up.

"Zee, were you still sleeping?!" Wally asked.

"Yeah, why?" Zatanna asked, yawning.

"It's 3:30!" Dick cried out.

"Yes, I am aware of that dumbass."

"Hey! This dumbass is your boyfriend! Also it's 3:30 IN THE AFTERNOON!!!!"

"What is this emergency, my friend?" Kaldur questioned, growing slightly impatient.

"Oh right," Dick said. "Wally has been dating a girl for 3 years and he didn't even tell us!"

"He's been what?!" Megan cried out, astonished.

"I don't buy it, there's no way he has been dating someone for 3 years and none of us know about this." Zatanna said, stubbornly "Okay, we need to talk about this in person!"

"OBVIOUSLY!" Dick yelled.

"Okay, we'll talk about this, meet me in front of Young Justice Diner in ten minutes." Wally said, hanging up before his friends could protest

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"Hi welcome to Young Justice diner, my name is Rhea. Blah blah blah, how many?" A raven haired girl asked bored.

"Uh, hey Rhea. Can we have my regular booth?" Wally asked.

"Oh, heeeeeeeeeeeeey Wally. You know, you look reeeeally hot today." The raven haired girl, Rhea, giggled as she looked at him. Wally suddenly felt uncomfortable at Rhea words.

"Uh thanks Rhea,"

"We should get together! Wouldn't we just make the cutest couple? Our couple name could be, Walhea or Rhally. Oh those both sound so cute!" Rhea said, her voice never loosing it's flirtatious tone.

"Is that your girlfriend?" Dick asked in a quiet voice so Rhea wouldn't hear.

"Listen Rhea, how many times do I have to tell you? I have a girlfriend!" Wally said, angry because whenever he came here Rhea would always flirt with him.

"Ugh, you should just ditch that looser. I bet she isn't as pretty as me." Rhea said, flipping her hair as she the word 'pretty'. Wally ignored her and just walked over to his regular booth sitting down at the left corner of the booth.

Rhea handed them each a menu (top picture, if u look at it closely then u can see some iconic thing they've said) and swiftly left. "So, I'm guessing that flirty girl isn't your girlfriend." Dick said amused, looking through the menu.

"Wow, what tipped you off? The part where I said that I had a girlfriend or the point where I had to walk away to get her to stop flirting with me?" came Wally's sarcastic response.

"Hey, just pointing this out to everyone." Dick said, raising his hands in mock surrender.

"So, this place is called Young Justice Diner?" Zatanna asked intrigued.

"Yep! It's based on the comics and the TV show Young Justice." Wally replied, going back to his happy self.

"Wow, look at all the options! They all look so good!" Megan cheered, looking through the menu.

"How did you find this place, my friend?" Kaldur questioned, skimming through the menu.

"My girlfriend told me about it."

"So she knows that you have a bottomless stomach?" Raquel asked, with a smirk on her face. Wally gave Raquel a look that said a lot 'I have a fast metabolism!'.

"Speaking of girlfriends, tell us about yours!" Dick said, slamming his menu onto the table, catching some looks from other people.

"Why do you want to know about her?"

"Well, as your best friend I have to know who it is!" came Dick's snappy reply.

"You want to look her up don't you?"

"Maybe,"

"Well, I'm not telling you anything so might as well give up." Wally said, taking a sip of his water.

Suddenly a deep voice rang through the small diner. "Rhea! Get back to work! Have you taken any orders yet?"

"That's Cyrus. He's the owner of this place, he's really nice and friendly but he can be freakishly scary at some points." Wally whispered, pointing to the middle aged man.

"That's it! I've had enough of your bossiness! I quit!!" Rhea's shrill voice screamed as she slammed her apron onto the bar. She stomped over to a handsome business man that had just walked through the door and she started to flirt with him as well. The gang heard Cyrus sigh as he ran a hand over his hair.

"Hey Cyrus! You okay?" Wally asked, concerned for the man.

"Oh hey Wally! How's my favorite customer doing? And yeah, I'm fine but I need someone to help at the diner since Rhea just quit." Cyrus smiled at him.

"Where's everyone else?" Wally asked.

"Well, Erica went camping with her boyfriend Ben, Zoe's out at a concert with Mike so they can't come. Chip's out attending his cousin's wedding and Jawa's going to his sister's graduation."

"What about Artemis? What's she doing?"

"I think she said that she was babysitting Lian, but I can give her a call and see if she can come help." Cyrus said, giving Wally a slight smirk. Cyrus picked up the diner's phone and dialed Artemis' number. "Hey Artemis! Can you come help with the diner?" There was a slight pause as the person on the other end said something. "She just quit... You'll come? Yeah sure that's totally okay if you bring her! Alright see you in a few. Bye" Cyrus said, with a big smile on his face. "She said that she'll be in a few."

"That's great!" Wally cried out happy. In a matter of minutes a gray Toyota pulled up and out came a beautiful blonde with olive tan skin and stormy gray eyes. The blonde went to the back of the car and picked up a small brown haired girl who looked to only be about 3 years old. They both walked into the diner, the blonde placed small girl on a chair and handed her some crayons and paper before leaving the child to play.

"Hey Cyrus!" The blonde haired girl said, giving the man a smile.

"Artemis! You have no idea how much I need your help right now! I don't think Rhea's even taken any orders... can you do that?"

"Sure! Just watch Lian for me will ya? Jade will kill me if I lost her baby girl." Artemis said, grabbing her own apron and walked over to a couple. "Hi Barry! Hey Iris! How are you guys prepping for Don and Dawn?"

"We're doing good but still slightly nervous, I mean I'm going to be delivering twins!" Iris said, handing over the menu's

"Well, don't worry. I'm sure you'll do great and seeing since you just handed me your menus you already know what you want? Hmmm, let me guess, Barry will have a 'Mount Justice' and you'll have an 'Aqualad'?"

"Yes please," Barry said.

"Okay, you're food will be here soon." Artemis reassured and left to take another table's orders. In less than 5 minutes the entire diner has had time to order their food, well everyone but Wally's table.

"Hey everyone. I'm so sorry to keep you waiting but I just have to deliver Mrs. Patterson her food and then I'll come over and take your orders." Artemis said, walking over to where an old lady sat. "Alright now that, that's taken care of. What can I get you guys?" Artemis asked taking out her pen and paper.

"Uh, I'll have a-" Dick started, but suddenly he was rudely interrupted him.

"Hey! Miss! I need a refill on my iced coffee over here! Chop chop lady! I don't got all day here!" A savvy business man yelled from across the room.

"Just give me a minute here sir, I'll be right with you once I take this table's order." Artemis said, over her shoulder.

"What?! But there's seven of them and one of me! Just take my order first and then take theirs." The man said rudely.

"Excuse me Cam-er-on!" She said, looking at the man's ridiculous nametag "But you've only been here for ten minutes meanwhile these guys have been waiting patiently for me to take their order for over 20 minutes now! Can't you just give me 5 minutes?!" Artemis' snapped, giving Cameron a murderous glare.

"Well, time is money and 5 minutes costs you half your salary! I bet don't know that I am the newest owner to Icicle toy emporium, so you better treat me right! In half an hour I will be my welcome party so I expect my iced coffee now! As they always say, THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT!!" Cameron demanded, catching the attention of everyone in the diner.

"Oh my god! You are sooooooooooooooooooooo hot, I've never met a business man as hot as you are," Rhea flirted touching Cameron's bicep through his white button up shirt.

"Yeah, you're right, he customer is always right. I'll go get your iced coffee right now, s-sir." Artemis said, under her gritted teeth. Everyone was watching as the blonde went to go grab a coffee pot filled with iced coffee. Artemis made eye contact with Cyrus and the middle aged man nodded his head giving his approval.

"Guys, take out your phones. You'll want to record this!" Wally said in a hushed voice as Artemis' hand grabbed the handle of the coffee pot. The gang quickly pulled out their phones, as did everyone else in the diner. They all watched as Artemis approached the white haired man.

"Here's your iced coffee sir, but I know you're in a hurry so I'll just give it to you to go." Artemis smiled politely.

"Where's the cup?" Cameron demanded.

"Oh, since you said that you're in such a hurry. I figured that you didn't need a cup. Now, open wide." Artemis sang as she poured the entire coffee pot's contents over Cameron's head. "Oh, silly me. I forgot the ice!" Artemis grabbed a bucket of ice that Cyrus was holding next to her and dumped it on his head. "There! I hope you enjoy your iced coffee, sir!" Artemis spat.

"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! HOW DARE YOU POUR COFFEE OVER MY NEW OUTFIT?! I JUST BOUGHT THIS TODAY FOR MY SPECIAL OCCASSION!!!" Cameron turned towards Cyrus. "AND AS FOR YOU! YOU SHOULD FIRE THIS HORRIBLE, INCOMPETENT MOST IMPORTANTLY RUDE WAITRESS! DID YOU SEE HOW SHE TREATED ME TODAY?! YOU'RE LUCKY I DON'T SUE THIS DINER RIGHT THIS SECOND!"

"Listen here, Cameron owner of Icicle toy emporium, there are two rules here! Rule number one, never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever EVER be rude to ANY of my employees! And rule number two, if your rude they're rude! You got me?" Cyrus asked menacingly. "And as for YOU!" Cyrus said, turning towards a cowering Rhea. "Clean your boyfriend's mess up and then I don't ever want to see any of you in my diner again? Capeesh?!"

"Y-y-yes s-sir," Rhea stuttered, before grabbing a mop to clean the mess up.

Wally spared a glance at his friends and saw that their mouths were slightly open. Thinking of another way of setting them off, Wally stood up and walked over to Artemis. "Nice work babe, you totally melted his cold attitude!" He said, loud enough for everyone to hear. Out of the corner of his eye, Wally saw that his friends' jaw were now practically touching the floor. He smirked and kissed her, they broke apart 20 seconds later and Wally turned towards his friends and said, "And you didn't believe me when I said that I had a girlfriend."

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waltermis · 2 years

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Family Reunion Of Hell

MASTERLIST ☆*: .｡. .｡.:*☆ SPITFIRE MASTERLIST

"Hot chocolate everyone!" M'gann cried out from the kitchen, before flying over to the living room, handing out everyone a mug of hot chocolate before snuggling close to Conner. It was five days before Christmas, the cave was all decorated; there was tinsel everywhere and mistletoe hiding in the most special places. This was going to be the team's first Christmas with all of their newest members, last year it was just the seven original members now it was more than seven. M'gann had somehow gotten a huge tree for the team to decorate, which they had just finished doing.

"Hey, does anyone know where Artemis and Wally are?" Zatanna asked, looking around for her favorite ship. "I haven't seen them for a while,"

"Wally has a family reunion he needs to attend, so he and Artemis are going together. But it's not as much as a family reunion but a 'family reunion of hell' as he likes to call it" Nightwing said, shivering at the thought of Wally's family reunion.

"How is it a family reunion of hell?" M'gann asked, confused as she took a sip of her hot chocolaty beverage.

"Well, for starters, Wally says that his family doesn't get along... ever. He says that every time they get together there's always some kind of trouble."

"What kind of trouble?" Zatanna asked, intrigued about what caused Wally's family such trouble.

"Well, the one time I was ever invited to was horrific. When Wally introduced me to his family, his family thought that we were a GAY couple. They were really happy so Wally and I decided to just go with it.... until his family wanted us to KISS. Let me tell you this, his entire family was sitting on the edge of their seat waiting to see us kiss. When we wouldn't kiss, his entire family began chanting 'Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!' And when we finally stopped the act, Wally's 98 year old great grandma Maurice, burst into tears! It took five of Wally's family members to take care of Maurice. And while that was happening the rest of his family was taking care of another problem. You see, while Wally's family was chanting 'Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!' someone else was actually kissing... in the hallway. For this, you need to understand that Wally's second cousin twice removed was a bit of a playboy. He was handsome, smart, strong, he was basically the next Channing Tatum. So, while five of Wally's family members were consulting Maurice, Wally's second cousin twice removed, his name is Jasper by the way, was making out with Wally's aunt, Lucie. And if you didn't know, Aunt Lucie was already married to a guy named Jack. So when Jack opened the closet thinking it was the bathroom, Jasper and Lucie were inside making out, without any shirts on. So obviously Jack was furious, he started yelling, catching everyone's attention. Jack yelled out 'HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF I DID THAT TO SOMEONE ELSE?!' and he grabbed the closest person to him and kissed them. And that closest person to him was Wally's aunt Iris. Now Iris was married to Barry Allen, Flash, so when Barry arrived late and found his wife kissing another man, he obviously went berserk. So, Wally and I had to hold Barry from killing Jack, while Mary and Rudy, Wally's parents, were yelling at Barry about what happened. While Wally and I were holding Barry down, Victoria, Lucie and Jack's one year old, somehow managed to climb to the top of one of the bookshelves that were in the living room. After that everyone was focused on the baby, Barry and Iris got to talk to Barry and he finally stopped trying to kill Jack, but Iris did dump a glass punch on his head. Jack and Lucie got a divorce, she's now with Jasper which is very disturbing. And Jack has full custody over Victoria, and turns out Wally's great grandma Maurice wasn't crying because we weren't a gay couple, she was crying because she spilled red wine onto her white blouse. So that family reunion really was one from hell." Nightwing said, taking a sip of his hot chocolate.

"Oh," Zatanna started slowly, as she tried to process what Robin had said.

"My," M'gann said, sitting straight. Conner had a look of slight shock on his face, which is a lot of emotions. Kaldur was frozen, his hot chocolate long forgotten. Cassie had a hand covering her mouth to stop herself from bursting out laughing. Garfield was practically in the same condition as Cassie and Jaime had a small smile on his face.

"God!" Zatanna and M'gann screamed at the same time.

"You're not actually serious are you? I mean nobody's family is that bad... right?" Cassie said, hesitantly.

"I don't know Hermana, from what I've heard the team was pretty crazy before we joined." Jaime said, putting down his mug of hot cocoa.

"Yeah, but this is KID FLASH we're talking about... no wait, now that I think about it, it would explain why he's so... um what's the word?" Garfield said, trying to find the right word to describe the team's speedster.

"Spontaneous?"

"Nope,"

"Outgoing?"

"No,"

"Hyper?"

"Nah, that's not it. Um... he's so... SPONTANEOUS!" Garfield suddenly screamed, scaring everyone slightly.

"That's what I said," Mal muttered, pressing his cup to his lips. "But seriously, there is no way in hell that anything you just said was true." Mal said, stubbornly.

"You'll just have to see once Artemis and Wally come back from the reunion." Nightwing said, nonchalantly.

☆*: .｡. .｡.:*☆ Meanwhile, with our favorite ship.

Wally and Artemis had just arrived at the restaurant where the family reunion was being held.

"Well, we're here..." Wally said, putting his car in park. "Are you sure you want to do this? I mean we can just go back to your place and watch Alice In Wonderland." He said, shifting in his seat nervously.

"Baywatch I'm sure," Artemis replied, putting her left hand over Wally's slightly vibrating knee.

"Are you sure you want to come? My family is kind of... crazy."

"Wally, my family has tried to kill, drug, maim, capture and torture us... on multiple occasions. I'm sure I can handle your family."

"Are you extremely sure because I don't you to do something that you aren't sur-"

"Oh my god Baywatch! What's the big deal? I mean I've met your parents and your Aunt Iris and Uncle Barry already! So what is the big deal about me meeting your other family members? We've been dating for almost two years, so WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL WALLACE?!" Artemis screamed, loudly. "Do you not want me here? Cause I can go." She said, walking out of the car to the front of its hood.

"No Artemis wait! Please don't go. It's just that my cousins are kind of... extremely hot. They attract every girl that ever sets eyes on them. And I'm just scared that you might realize that I'm not good enough for you. That I will never be enough for you..." Wally said, rubbing the back of neck embarrassed by his confession.

"Wally, you have nothing to worry about. Don't you think I would've left already if you weren't enough for me?" Artemis jokes lightly, taking Wally's hands in hers. Wally cracks a smile as he looks at her, green eyes shining brighter than any star in the sky.

"God, I love you so much." Wally whispered softly, leaning close to kiss his girlfriend. But Artemis pulled away at the last second as Wally's words registered inside her head.

"Woah woah woah, did you just say 'I love you'?" her eyes were as wide as saucers.

"Um... maybe?" He mumbled, his Adam's apple bobbing as he swallowed. "You don't have to say it if you don't feel the same. IjustwantedtotellyouthatIloveyou,I'msorryifIfreakedyouout..." he uttered out quickly, his words coming out in a jumble.

Artemis placed a finger on Wally's lips to stop him from babbling. "Wally... I love you too."

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