#DEAL WITH THIS

[prentisszlover]

i think is kinda funny when im reading fanfics about kate bishop and she is a dom in those fics bc for me that girl is everything but a dom, that girl is just a little sub who likes cuddles and kisses and this aint changing for me

[delicatlueur]

#   𝖫𝖮𝖢𝖠𝖳𝖨𝖮𝖭   …        some   sports   bar   :vibe: #   𝖳𝖨𝖬𝖤𝖲𝖳𝖠𝖬𝖯   …       friday   ,   7:11   pm #   𝖳𝖠𝖦𝖦𝖨𝖭𝖦   …       @nepofmstarters

                    amidst   the   bustling   crowd   at   a   lively   sports   bar   ,   ace   takes   a   seat   near   the   big   screen   ,   eyes   glued   to   the   game   coverage   .       laughter   erupts   from   him   as   he   catches   sight   of   a   certain   player’s   hilarious   blooper   reel   from   their  college   games   .       “   yo   ,   you   gotta   see   this   ,   ”       he   exclaims   ,   turning   to   [  your   muse  ]   ,   unable   to   contain   his   amusement   .       “   this   dude   must’ve   been   moonlightin’   as   a   comedian   ,   i   swear   .       check   out   these   epic   goal   celebrations   gone   all   kinds   of   wrong   .       it’s   straight - up   comedy   gold   ,   man   !   ”

[euphor1a]

Jungkook for Calvin Klein... I’m extremely sorry for the person I’m slowly becoming

[lock-my-feelings-in-a-jar]

[magical-awesome-kid]

Can @staff fucking decide if they will allow p*rn or not? I keep getting tappytoon ads that are outright hent@i. If I wanted to read hent@i, I would get it myself. I want to read my cartoons and hot takes about fictional characters without the worry that accidentally hitting an ad while scrolling on mobile will get me fired.

[sunriseovergotham]

characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

[vampiredulac]

[mroddmod]

the queen of the disco or whatever

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Expertise can't help you here.

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Visibly trans people in customer facing retail and food services are braver than any marine and provide a far greater service to society

[redstonedust]

i appreciate the attempts a lot of game devs are making with gender neutral character creation, and i appreciate that it's actually a very difficult task to implement that depending on the game's base code. but it's so funny to me when you hear an uproar because some game has "entirely removed the gender option from character creation!!!!!" so you go to check it out and its just like

[antennatoheaven]

[aretarers]

mantra when you fuck up is "i'm in my early 20s it's literally not a big deal"

[draculas-tits]

the thing about the cybertruck being marketed towards people who are afraid theyll get shot driving through a city is that no other vehicle on the market psychologically invites violence and bullets as strongly as the cybertruck does. you see a cybertruck and you wanna empty an m16 into it

[punnifullife]

funnier in my head but we're all thinking the same thing, right? jason:

[prolibytherium]

David Attenborough narration: But this very special Fish has not come here to feed...

Me: No way dude I was so sure he was hungry but my expectations are subverted Listening and learning.

David Attenborough narration: ...He has come here... To Breed.

Me: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!