#Dante Cunningham

[p1zzaparty]

Really old drawing of loser inspired ice cream?? It was connected to another idea i had with another character cough cough but I feel too cringe to post him so fucking gay ass popsicles  🍦

[justmoreocs-writing]

‘Where are we going, Niki?’ Cel asked, glancing around the corridor, trying to trace the path that her friend was dragging her down. Usually she’d have managed it, but not today. Not after her worries about Freddie had surfaced. Not after the little boy who was like a younger brother to her had all but shrunk away from her because of what some -

‘There was a noise,’ Niki said, cutting her thoughts off. She could hear the barest trace of fear behind his voice, snapping her attention to him in an instant. ‘Down here.’

‘And you want me to check it out?’

Nikolai shrugged. ‘You are the bravest -’

‘Flattery will literally get you nowhere, Holland,’ she assured him, but she was already slipping her wand out of her robes. Already trying to figure out if she should stun and then ask questions, or dare a moment to figure things out.

‘In there,’ he said, nodding towards what looked like little more than a broom closet.

‘If it’s Mrs Norris again -’

‘Cel!’ he whined.

Celine huffed, shook her head ever so slightly, and then hauled the door open.

The thing was barely open a crack before she felt hands on her back. She stumbled into the darkness, collided with something squidgy. Before she could round on the door again, she heard it click closed. Cutting off the sounds of Nikolai’s laughter.

Behind her, someone cursed in Spanish.

‘Dante?’ she asked, murmuring her wand alight.

His scowl filled her vision, but seemed to soften ever so slightly when he realised it was her. His dark eyes flicked to the door behind her. ‘How’d he get you here? Tell you there was free prank materials.’

Cel rolled her eyes. There was no point trying the door, it would only irritate Dante, and she couldn’t imagine that he hadn’t already attempted the same thing.

‘You know George owns a prank supplies shop, right Danny?’ she countered, a small smile curling her lips. It was only now that she realised he was the squidgy thing she’d collided with. In the small space of the cupboard they were practically nose-to-nose. She could feel his breath tickling the side of her face.

‘And you constantly take advantage of that?’ Danny’s voice was low, the barest hint of disbelief behind it.

‘Of course not, Dante,’ she said, trying to stand a little taller. She didn’t know why the comment had irked her, but she felt the need to defend herself. ‘Why would I do that?’

‘You wouldn’t.’

‘Why would I ruin…? What?’ Cel’s anger dissipated as his words finally got through to her, even though he had spoken softly.

Dante angled his head slightly, as if he were bowing it to her. She felt his breath on her cheek when he spoke. ‘You are many things, Celine Newton, but a person who takes advantage of others? That’s not one of them.’

Cel felt the heat rushing up her cheeks. She lowered her wand as if that might dim the light enough for him not to realise.

The small smirk on his lips gave away that her luck had run out.

Forcibly, she turned her attention away from him, away from his lips and the urge to finally step over that line of friendship that she had been dangerously tightrope walking for months now.

She shuffled around in the space so she could rest a hand on the wood of the door. ‘I guess you tried all the usual spells,’ she said, more statement than question. ‘I’m going to kill Niki when we get out of here.’

Dante chuckled softly, reached around her waist to try the handle. No such luck. ‘Not if I do it first.’

Once again, she tried to ignore the tickle of his breath, tried to focus on getting out of the enclosed space. Nikolai may have had good intentions with his little attempt to help them finally brave their feelings, but she wasn’t grateful for it. They would, eventually, figure things out for themselves. It was just a matter of being patient, and in this case, Cel was happy to wait for them both to be comfortable.

[spookydestinycat]

Poll: You're favourite of these masters of horror?

Note: I don't condone Landis as a person... but it would have seemed strange to not include him here.

[harritudur]

insp.

[lonesome-witching]

Seven Minutes

It has taken me a while to get back into my prompts because I have been sick and had quite some school work. But I am back and I do hope to finish a few more prompts over the following days. No promises though. For today I have Robin and Nancy playing party games, specifically seven minutes in heaven, for you. It isn't smut but it gets a little tiny bit heated at the end. Thanks to the anonymous prompter for sending this in.

You can read my previous prompts or send me some new ones.

She could have been laying on her couch watching The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari. She could have been laying on her bed reading Dante’s Inferno. She could have been sitting at her kitchen counter, working her way through a large pizza. But no. Instead, she was sitting in a circle of the most annoying of her peers.

It wasn’t her idea of a fun Friday night. But it was Steve’s and somehow, he had convinced her this was a good idea. It probably had something to do with the girl sitting across from her with a similarly irritated expression that Robin sported herself.

Nancy Wheeler.

It was stupid that Robin was so hung up on the girl. Especially because she was Steve’s ex. And straight. And so out of Robin’s league.

But the reality of the matter was that Robin could barely think of anything but the girl in front of her. So, when Steve subtly mentioned that Nancy would be here tonight, Robin jumped on the opportunity. Not that she didn’t regret it the second she stepped into this place.

“Okay, the rules are simple. You spin the bottle and whoever it lands on joins you in that closet for seven glorious minutes in heaven.” Robin was already sick of Tommy Hagan’s face. “I’ll start,” he added.

He ended up in the closet with Carol Perkins and Robin wondered if he had somehow rigged the game. She wasn’t sure how he would have done it, or if he was smart enough to think of rigging the game in the first place, but it was a funny coincidence.

Next up were Chrissy Cunningham and Jason Carver, followed with Billy Hargrove and Heather Holloway. And then it was up to Nancy.

Her long, slender fingers grabbed the bottle hesitantly. Robin watched as Nancy’s eyes scanned the circle. Maybe looking for who she wanted it to land on. Or looking for who she didn’t want it to land on. Their gazes crossed for a moment and then Nancy twisted the bottle.

It turned and turned and turned. Kept spinning around the circle. For a second Robin thought it was going to land on Steve, but then it kept turning a little bit more and landed on…

“Robin!” Steve exclaimed.

“No, that won’t work. That’s two girls.” Tommy looked disgusted. “Nancy, spin again.”

“I thought the rules were simple. I spin the bottle and whoever it lands on joins me in the closet for seven glorious minutes. It landed on Robin,” Nancy said.

Robin could feel her heartbeat speed up. Her hands were getting sweaty. Did Nancy want to be locked up with Robin? She needed a drink.

“But—”

“Rules are rules!” Steve interrupted.

Tommy looked around the circle, but most of the teens were too wasted or high to understand what was going on. Nancy got up from her spot, walking towards the closet.

“C’mon, Rob,” Steve whispered.

Robin nearly crawled out of the circle, stumbling to her feet and rushing into the closet. The door fell shut behind her.

“Hi,” Robin greeted, waving her hand in the small place between them.

“Hi,” Nancy responded.

“So, do you want to talk or anything. I mean seven minutes is a while to do nothing. But we can do nothing if you prefer. I mean, I’m not even sure why you wanted to get in here with me anyway. I totally would have understood if you spun again. Most of the guys in there have a crush on you anyway.”

Nancy ducked her head down, pushing a strand of hair behind her ear. “I thought it would be easier. I don’t want to have a guy push his tongue down my throat and then expect we’re dating. I am not drunk enough for that yet.”

“Oh, yeah.” Robin cleared her throat. “That makes sense.”

“Was there another reason for us to go in here together?” It was too dark to be sure, but Robin thought Nancy was looking up at her. She wondered if Nancy could see the blush on her cheeks.

“Okay.” Nancy took a step closer.

“Okay.” Robin stretched out the word as if it would fill the space around them and push out the tension.

“I am glad it was you, though,” Nancy spoke up again.

“Oh?”

“Yeah, if I have to be stuck with someone, I’m glad it’s you.”

“Why? I’m nothing special really. I just— I ramble a lot and I’m a bit of a dork. You can ask Steve. I mean, my favorite pastime is watching old movies and reading old books and learning languages—”

“What languages?”

“Oh um, French, Spanish and Italian for the moment. I’d like to learn more, but first I want to perfect these ones. I’m trying to read Dante in Italian for the moment. The English translation was good but— I don’t know, it felt like something was missing.”

“You are reading Dante in Italian?”

Robin nodded, pressing her lips together to keep herself from starting another ramble.

“That is… kinda hot.”

“I— um, it’s— hot? What?”

“I don’t know. Maybe I am a little drunk. But yeah, I think it’s attractive. Say something in Italian?” Nancy reached out to slide her pinky finger over Robin’s hand. Maybe Robin had stayed home, maybe she had fallen asleep and was having a wonderful dream.

“Is there— what— is there something you want me to say?”

“How about,” Nancy started, tapping her finger on her chin, “I wish you would kiss me before time runs out.”

“Vorrei che mi baciassi prima che il tempo finisca.”

“Okay,” Nancy said. She leaned in closer and closer, waiting an inch from Robin’s lips to give the girl an out. But Robin didn’t want an out. She closed the distance, locking her lips with Nancy’s.

She kept her hands at her sides, unsure of what to do. Nancy didn’t seem to have that problem. She pushed one of her hands in Robin’s hair while the other grabbed Robin’s shirt at her waist.

“Maybe,” Nancy said in between kisses. “Maybe I had ulterior motives.”

“Thank God,” Robin replied, pulling Nancy back in.

“Robin, Robin, touch me.”

Robin wasn’t sure where she was meant to put her hands. She wanted to touch Nancy all over. She wanted to put her hands on Nancy’s waist, on her shoulders, in her hair. She also wanted to slide her hands under Nancy’s shirt, wanted to feel Nancy’s skin under her fingertips, wanted to—

Nancy grabbed Robin’s hands, placing them on her waist. “Touch me, Robin.”

“How? Where?”

“Wherever you want.”

Robin pulled away. “I don’t think you would want that.” She could see the shape of her hands on Nancy’s waist. She could almost feel the heath radiating through Nancy’s shirt.

“Where do you want to touch me?”

Robin shook her head. Her fingers were twitching.

“Where do you want to touch me, Robin?”

“Nance.”

Nancy grabbed Robin’s left hand and slid it under her shirt. “Here?”

Robin swallowed.

Nancy kept sliding the hand up until Robin’s fingers reached her breast. “Or here?”

Robin nodded her head. She couldn’t help it.

Nancy grabbed Robin’s other hand, slowly sliding it under the waistband of her skirt. “Or here?”

“Yes,” Robin replied, her fingers touched the cotton of Nancy’s underwear.

A loud bang disturbed them. “Time’s up, ladies!” Tommy shouted.

Robin pulled her hands back quickly. Nancy stepped back. “Sorry, I don’t know what came over me,” Nancy said, pulling at her shirt.

“Nothing to apologize for. I liked it.” She probably shouldn’t have said that. But Nancy smiled as she opened the door, the fluorescent lighting surrounding her. “Me too,” Nancy replied before walking away

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The Show Must Go On episode review (Hazbin Hotel S1 finale)

The finale of season 1 of Hazbin Hotel. MAJOR SPOILERS BELOW! Also long post warning

Did the title of the episode strangely remind anyone else of the failed videogame “Showdown Bandit”? Anyone?

Charlie wishing her mom was there. Likely foreshadowing her appearing near the end.

Charlie really likes a man in uniform. Maybe take some notes on that Vaggie XD.

Looks like we got a glimpse at how Niffy sees the world, which is apparently similar to Randy Cunningham when as the Ninja.

Again CHARLE=PURITY

I’m not liking how Pentious said that quote about living and dying.

During Al’s speech, you can see Charlie realizing that Pen likes Cherri and being happy for him. Charlie is Pen X Cherri shipper confirmed XD

Could Al be really starting to care about the others?

Angel X Husk and Pen X Cherri fanservice, Charlie liking the last one XD

Oh now Cherri is interested in Pen.

COME ON, KISS YOU TWO! YES!!!

Gross, Adam’s personality is rubbing off on Lute. Even Adam is getting uncomfortable with it and considering its Adam that’s saying something.

The Heaven Bucks things sounds really fake, mostly cause I feel like money doesn’t exist/is necessary for Heaven.

WHAT THE HECK ARE THOSE OUTFITS CHARLIE AND VAGGIE ARE WEARING!?! And why am I getting She-Ra/RWBY vibes from them? Also Charlie is wearing her crown, cute.

I’m intrigued by Charlie’s shield cause I was kind of expecting to see Charlie use her pitchfork along with it, but the shield is still a nice bit of symbolism for how she wants to protect people and not harm anyone…that much. It also shows that she and Vaggie are a great team/couple as Charlie is the defense while Vaggie is the offense.

My fellow DEATH BATTLE fans (which is hopefully a lot of you) get ready to analyze Charlie’s powers, skills, and feats in this fight!

Al’s shield being another feat of how powerful Alastor is, though I wonder if his recent deal with Charlie helped with it?

Aww come one Niffty finally has a chance to go all psycho and all we see is her just stabbing corpses!

While Charlie’s crown is black on the outside, its gold on the inside/other side. Not only do I think this is a Dante’s Inferno reference (it reminds me of the hypocrites’ part but reversed) it also symbolizes how even though she is the daughter of the Devil, Charlie is still a good person.

Alastor’s using shadow jutsu!

OK I DID NOT SEE AL’S VOICE CHANGING after his cane got destroyed. At least this explains how those times I noticed his voiced changed in previous episodes.

Valentino was really saddened when Vox said seeing Alastor about to die was better then sex XD. It’s also funny cause there is a similar line in Netflix’s Castlevania series, which I could definitely see fans making parodies of soon.

Wait WTF is going on now with his voice? Ugh.

That’s our Charlie, even when in a war she is still apologizing. Also her glitter is WAY more effective than Dale Gribble’s pocket sand XD

Also if you slow down the scene enough, you can see that Charlie’s shield damaged and dented the angelic spear, meaning its likely made of something stronger then the angelic steel mentioned by Carmilla in “Hello Rosie”

Charlie shooting fireworks from her fingertips, a nice example of her powers AND a callback to the pilot.

NO NOT THE EGGBOIS! Luckily Angel finally used his secret set of arms to save one of them, we even get to hear his theme song.

And Pen X Cherri fans REJOICED! Also again showing how shallow Cherri can be.

Aww this can’t be goWHAT THE FUCK! I couldn’t even finish writing this sentence because of how fast Pen’s death was! I mean it was implied he was going to die but I thought it be more dramatic than that! Can the Helluva Boss writers at least do this for when they finally kill Striker, or have it happen in my episode idea where Moxxie and his father in law do it?

OOO ITS TIME FOR CHALIE’S DEMON FORM. And in a Sailor Moon kind of way too.

WAIT THAT’S IT? It’s just her regular horns and a tail. The writers really need to amp up these “full demon” forms of the characters as this, Ozzie’s, and Mammon’s forms have been really disappointing to me especially when compared to Stolas and even Helsa’s odd form from the pilot. I hope that this is some kind of semi form or one of many transformations of Charlie’s, and her REAL demon form is something more monstrous but it results in her losing control.

I do like Razzle and Dazzle being dragons, as I did recall them having such a power but this is better than what I was thinking they’d transform into.

DAZZLE NO! At least he died protecting Charlie.

VAGGIE VS. LUTE ROUND 2 (ding ding sound effect from episode)

(Adam slaps Charlie) Again we need fanart of Lucifer and Lilith kicking Adam’s ass.

So a part of me likes that Vaggie spared Lute cause it shows she is better than the so called “angel”, but a part of me knows this is going to bite back later on.

Lute riping her own arm off just proves the previous statement. Still I wonder what a cyborg angel will be like.

You can control fire and shoot fireworks from your fingers, you these things to make Adam let go of you Charlie!

SO Adam is wearing a mask, like I brought up before. I wonder what he looks like under it.

I’m not mad at Lucifer coming in late, cause he likely couldn’t as he probably realized it would just lead to more problems involving Heaven, but again he shows that he is the best dad so far in the series by coming in to save Charlie. Take notes Stolas!

Huh, Adam looks pretty normal looking, even looks a bit like Lute. I was expecting something really ugly under the mask like a pale complexion, sweat, and an unshaven face especially since he has worm that the entire time we have seen him.

OH HO now were getting that Adam ass kicking. Too bad that line from Lucifer kind of ruined it. I mean I can kind of see it being on brand with his goofy personality but still.

Again no one is saying Lilith’s name here. Also I know Lucifer is likely joking about him and Eve being together and just referencing the apple, but I really want to hear Lucifer say he’s only been with Lilith for all his life, then took a break after the divorce.

“NOT THE HOTEL”, is what I would be saying if the trading cards weren’t released early. Still devastating to see.

Like when Adam was choking her, Charlie had the means to save herself there as she is confirmed to have wings. Maybe their waiting for a special occasion to use them.

(Charlie transforms) What was that? At least this confirms that Charlie can transform and confirm that hoove/foot idea I brought up in the last review. I wonder if this is some kind of power from her mother?

Okay Lucifer’s demon form is pretty good. This does make me wonder what that shadow thing of his form the pilot is, if that is still canon. Hopefully it is and it confirms that Charlie can have multiple demon forms.

Holy crap they killed Adam off and Death by Niffy no less! I mean I wanted Adam and Lute to get out of the picture so someone better could take the role of angelic antagonist, but I never thought they would just kill Adam off. At least Vaggie is really happy about this, and I don’t blame her XD. It’s nice to see her smile like this.

Again we see that Lucifer has restraint, which is still interesting.

Lute took his halo. I sense some trouble coming from this. Fingers crossed that it involves how Heaven is okay with Adam being gone, and Lute becoming the thing she hates to destroy Hell AND the “traitors” of Heaven.

I’m still mix on Katie Killjoy being voiced by Brandon. It is making me wonder if Katie was always going to be like this or if they’re altering her to be more like Brandon’s female characters like Bryce. I mean I always though Katie would have a role where she just keeps spreading bad things about Charlie’s hotel, even making things up/ hire others to cause trouble for Charlie so the news can keep reporting on her. Heck she is even thanking them which I never saw pilot Katie never doing through she could be doing it to save face on livestream television. It’s still a funny idea and it has even remined me that there was a time in animation where shows had reoccurring characters whose main thing about them was being obvious references to other fictional or even real characters like Total Drama had characters such as Harold being a Napoleon Dynamite parody and Anne Maria referencing Snooki, Dr. Orpheus from the Venture Bros. was a cheap Dr. Strange knockoff (but still really funny), and there is one character in Atop the 4th Wall that I won’t spoil here cause it’s that crazy, so check it out for yourselves when you can.

Another cameo of Baxter and ARACKNISS!

I also wonder if the Exterminations will be put to a halt here as pointed out in the sliding text on the news channel. It would be interesting to see if Hell really does have an overpopulation problem, and what that would look like.

I’m surprised the V’s aren’t reacting to this more, more so with Vox but it’s likely that he saw the fight with Adam and Alastor and now has a plan on destroying Alastor. That would be cool to see in the next season.

THANK GOD FAT NUGGETS SURIVED! I think VIvzie would have had a riot on her hands if she allowed him to die.

Lucifer said the episode title!

So it looks like Alastor DID care for the others, but now he is dedicated to getting his freedom back from what I still think could be the Lilith imposter who will also be an upcoming deadly force/threat

KeeKee has a Keyblade form!

Yeah Vox and Val are definitely going to use this news for personal gain. The real question is if Velvette will aid them, as her recording them say all this feels like she will try and go out on her own, dragging her allies down in the process. Fitting given her song from “Scrambled Eggs”.

Nice song, great that both Sir Pentious AND Dazzle got memorials, and the new hotel looks amazing as it has a little bit of symbolism from all the others like Husk’s casino vibe and Angel’s career.

PEN IS IN HEAVEN! Emily is loving it while Sera looks confused and scared, BOTH cause she has never saw this happen before or knows that this will kick off some serious consequences like a version of the Armageddon prediction. This is great as now even if the recent fan theory of Emily becoming a fallen angel happens, Charlie now has another ally in Heaven to help spread her redemption plan on that side of things, great for what I can see happening in the next season.

Oh hey everyone its “Lilith”. Yeah I still believe in the “Imposter Lilith” theory that I’ve been talking about lately, and the sunglasses bit adds to it since it is hiding her eyes, like how her face was covered in “Dad Beat Dad”. Plus there have been many times in stories where sunglasses were used to hide something in fiction. Also in the past, we’ve gotten info on her saying how she would like to fight against Heaven, so its odd that she would want sanctuary in it unless she has plans that involve her being there. The biggest clue would have to be that the real Lilith would likely have cheered when she heard Adam was dead. I did talk about how the Imposter could likely want to destroy everything, so for all we know she is pretending to be Lilith who wanted sanctuary in Heaven (if they even know she is there) which is all just a ruse to get info on how to destroy Heaven to fulfill her life’s work and if anything ever happens, the Imposter can rely on her servant Lute and the Exorcist to aid her.

I will admit that it COULD be the real Lilith. I did make a recent post on my Tumblr going over how I think Lilith actually recruited the Imposter to help her take down Heaven a peg a long item ago, but she eventually realized the Imposter had bigger plans that involved destroying everything in existence and Lilith has since been trying to stop the Imposter. At one point things could have gotten so bad to a point that she had to hide in Heaven (again if they even know she is there) until she thought of a plan to stop it like having Lute work for her (again maybe Al works for the Imposter) and similar to what I have in my “Season 1 is a test for Charlie” Lilith knew Adam wasn’t up for the task of defending everyone from the Imposter, so she had to install Lute as leader of the Exorcist so there would be at least a small capable army to fight against the Imposter/upcoming threat if things got bad. However now that Charlie’s redemption plan is getting more support and is proven to be true, Lilith could be scared that the Imposter could go after her and Lucifer next, so I think next season she will try and convince Charlie to stop her goals until they have a plan of stopping the Imposter. Maybe since she made a deal with Lute, she has no choice but to stop Charlie or risk losing the one chance they have at saving everything from the Imposter…until she learns that her daughter was able to make an army to stop the Exorcist which could lead to Lilith changing her mind and maybe think that Heaven and Hell should work together to stop the Imposter/big threat. Even then there could be consequences as we don’t know what exactly happens if a deal with a demon is ever broken. Would said demon die or would the natural of the forces of the universe go crazy until something happens? For any non Percy Jackson fans and those that don’t care about spoilers for it, look up “Trials of Apollo” and “River Styx” to get an understanding of what I mean by broken deals.

That was a GREAT episode AND a great finale for the first season of Hazbin Hotel.

We got tons of action, drama, suspense, fanservice, and mystery just like how I like my shows. The finale was really good cause its on track for what I’ve been saying I would like to see Charlie go through when it comes to the next step of trying to convince the people of Heaven and Hell her redemption plan is a good thing in general for the afterlife.

The only minor problems I have with it is that they didn’t utilize Niffty as much as I thought they would in the battle.

When it comes to the season as a whole it was great, with episode 4 being the worst as we all knew those events were coming but thanks to Helluva Boss it was made less serious to me.

I also agree with other fans that biggest problem the season had was that there should have been more episodes. I mean people know how popular Hazbin Hotel AND Helluva Boss is so it’s a bit odd that they didn’t get more then 8 episodes, especially since they aren’t the usual hour long episodes that are everywhere. Not to mention how half the season came out all at once here on Amazon Prime.

Apparently this is a big problem with Amazon Prime shows in general, BUT luckily given how well received the whole season has been (wordplay pun not intended), I’m hopeful that this will convince the people at A24 and Prime to give Vivzie and the HH cast more funding to make MORE episodes for next season, like maybe 14 this time. Sure this could delay the release of season 2, which is apparently already being made, but I bet I’m not alone when I say I’d be okay with such a delay if it means more Hazbin Hotel.

Hopefully next season though there are less trailers and clips released, another reason why there should be more episodes to help dimmish such things, AND if there is another early release on A24 it should just be like 2 days before the season comes on Amazon Prime and NOT a whole week.

I’m also calling it now that the season 2 episode premiere of Hazbin Hotel will start with a news segment with Katie Killjoy and Tom Trench recapping some of the events of last season and telling us what has happened to both the characters and Hell/Heaven since the finale. I also predict that Lilith, whether the real one or the Imposter posing as her, will appear at the end of said episode starting off that season’s main story.

I definitely want to hear your thoughts on not only this episode, but also on the entire season so don’t be shy. What do you think/hope will happen in season 2? What kind of episodes or stories would you like to see in the next season? What theories do you have?

LET ME HEAR IT!!!

[ael-dragon-vry-sorcha]

Okay, listen to me-

I HATE not knowing fictional characters birthdays

so here's my take on them!!

- by years

- from youngest to oldest

- plus the ages throughout the seasons

- I mention only when the dates are canon (if it isn't mentioned then it's my HC)

- psa: I didn't based this on astrology at all

edit : i added Mikhail Antonov birthday

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Holly Wheeler: 4 February 1980 - 3./4/5/6

Erica Sinclair: 26 January 1975 - 8/9/10/11

Max Mayfield: 19 September 1971 - 12/13/13/14 Suzie Bingham: 8 August 1971 - 12/13/13/14 Lucas Sinclair: 14 June 1971 - 12/13/14/14 El/Jane Hopper: 8 June 1971 - 12/13/14/14 Dustin Henderson: 29 May 1971 (canon) - 12/13/14/14 Jake ???: 29 April 1971 - 12/13/14/14 Mike Wheeler: 7 April 1971 (canon) - 12/13/14/14 Angela ???: 30 March 1971 - 12/13/14/15 Will Byers: 22 March 1971 (canon) - 12/13/14/15 The girl who has a crush on Will: 30 February 1971 - 12/13/14/15

James Dante: 30 October 1969 - 14/15/15/16 Mikhail Antonov: 26 September 1969 - 14/15/15/16 Gareth Emerson: 7 September 1969 - 14/15/15/16 Troy Walsh: 11 August 1969 - 14/15/15/16

Vickie ???: 3 November 1968 - 15/15/16/17 Jeff ???: 2 November 1968 - 15/15/16/17 Robin Buckley: 15 August 1968 - 15/16/16/17 Patrick McKinney: 16 April 1968 - 15/16/17/17 Keith ???: 16 March 1968 - 15/16/17/18

Jonathan Byers: 24 October 1967 - 16/17/17/18 Heather Holloway: 20 October 1967 - 16/17/17/18 Barbara Holland: 13 September 1967 (canon) - 16/x/x/x Fred Benson: 4 August 1967 - 16/17/17/18 Chrissy Cunningham: 13 June 1967 (semi-canon) - 16/17/18/18 Nancy Wheeler: 31 May 1967 - 16/17/18/18 Argyle ???: 23 May 1967 - 16/17/18/18 Billy Hargrove: 29 March 1967 (canon) - 16/17/18/x Jason Carver: 6 March 1967 - 16/17/18/19 Eden Bingham: 23 January 1967 - 16/17/18/19

Steve Harrington: 5 December 1966 - 16/17/18/19 Tommy Hagan: 31 July 1966 - 17/18/18/19 Carol Perkins: 2 June 1966 - 17/18/18/19

Tammy Thompson: 12 July 1965 - 18/19/19/20 Eddie Munson: 28 April 1965 - 18/19/20/20

Kali Prasad: 8 May 1964 - 19/20/21/21

Terry Ives: 6 September 1951 - 31/32/32/33

Phil Callahan: 22 June 1949 - 34/35/36/36

Scott Clarke: 12 October 1948 - 35/36/36/37

Becky Ives: 30 June 1947 - 36/37/38/38 Claudia Henderson: 3 May 1947 - 36/37/38/38 Bob Newby: 3 February 1947 - 36/37/x/x Henry Creel: 28 January 1947 - 36/37/38/39

Dmitri Antonov (Enzo): 3 December 1946 - 36/37/38/39

Calvin Powell: 17 June 1944 - 39/40/41/41 Karen Wheeler: 9 April 1944 - 39/40/41/41 Alice Creel: 29 February 1944 - would be 39 in S1 Murray Bauman: 1 January 1944 - 39/40/41/42

Joyce Byers: 21 September 1942 - 41/42/42/43 Sue Sinclair: 6 January 1942 - 41/42/43/44

Jim Hopper: 18 November 1941 - 41/42/43/44

Lonnie Byers: 10 July 1940 - 43/44/44/45

Charles Sinclair: 20 July 1939 - 44/45/45/46

Ted Wheeler: 18 February 1938 - 45/46/47/48

Martin Brenner: 24 June 1931 - 52/53/54/54

Sam Owens: 17 August 1924 - 59/60/61/61

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Matchups for v2 round 1

(polls drop July 15 (or so))

Tengen/Rengoku (demon slayer) vs Natsuo Todoroki/ Shigaraki (bnha)

Ochaco/Kirishima (bnha) vs Anakin/commander Fox (star wars)

Ichigo/hollow Ichigo (bleach) vs high school bicycle racing club polycules team (yowamushi pedal, wind breaker)

Mitski/Mirko/inko (bnha) vs odasaku/yosano (Bungo Stray Dogs)

Hinata/Haku (Naruto) vs Mrs White/Yvette (clue 1985)

Asuma/kakashi (Naruto) vs dave/tavros (Homestuck)

Zabuza/kisame (Naruto) vs tenjouin fubuki/manjoume jun (Yu-Gi-Oh GX)

Yor (spy x family)/Haru (fugou keiji) vs rabi ray Rana/sabal (far cry 4)

Curator (the stanley parable)/administrator (TF2) vs medic (TF2)/medical officer Danby (Subnautica)

Yor (spy x family)/morinozuka (Ouran) (academy au) vs matmodean (wheel of time)

Tsume/Tsunade (Naruto) vs Mario/donkey Kong (Mario movie 2023)

Robert chase/chi park (house md) vs winter schnee/Robyn Hill (RWBY)

Phina/linde (fire emblem) vs mal Cobb/eames (inception)

Fierce deity/ghirahim (the legend of Zelda) vs Tamika flynn/Janice palmer

Joseph/god (Christianity) vs garet/the wise one (golden sun)

Isaac/the roof of his house (golden sun) vs ichika/kanade (project sekai)

Jazz/prowl (the transformers) vs Bellamy/Bartolomeo/Cavendish (one piece)

Leon/kazuichi (Danganronpa) vs johnny/the fridge guy (Johnny the homicidal maniac)

The original char aznable/casval daikun (Gundam) vs vera misham/wocky kitaki (ace attorney)

Setsu/yuriko/raqio (gnosia) vs Cecil Gershwin Palmer (wtnv) Carlos Ramirez (Dresden files)

Anna/Daniel (FNAF AR:special delivery) vs Sam (fantasy high)/aelwyn (the seven)

Luis/ness (FNAF AR: special delivery) vs all of the Beatles (irl)/light yagami (death note)/penguins of Madagascar minus skipper (penguins of Madagascar, etc)

Hellucard/guardian angel (eddsworld) vs Danny Fenton (Danny phantom)/randy Cunningham (Randy Cunningham ninth grade ninja

Rincewind the wizzard/twoflower (discworld) vs calendar man/condiment king (dc comics)

Queen ripple/drawcia (Kirby) vs John silver/scroop (treasure planet)

Dante (Devil may cry)/Raiden (metal gear) vs Sesshomaru/hojou (Inuyasha)

Jon connington/Myles toyne (asoiaf) vs lazy/shoji (dairanger)

Gaon/zyuran (zenkaiger) vs jade/terezi (Homestuck)

Tumblr/Reddit vs anzu/tsukasa/junta (romantic killer)

Anzu/saki (romantic killer) vs Peter Parker (spiderman (specifically toby MacGuire)/Spencer Reid (criminal minds)

Captain smollet (treasure planet)/Jane (Disney Tarzan) vs hope/echo (the 100)

Atsushi/Yanagida (Osomatsu-san) vs junta/makoto (romantic killer)

[euphoria-fandoms]

💜Request Info! 💜

Stranger Things:

Eddie Munson

Steve Harrington

Nancy Wheeler

Robin Buckley

Jonathon Byers

Argyle

Chrissy Cunningham

Jim Hopper

Joyce Byers

(I won’t do Billy, I’m sorry I just won’t)

Aphmau (Diaries and Mystreet)

Garroth Ro’Meave

Laurance Zvahl

Dante

Zane Ro’Meave

Aaron Lycan

Travis

Gene

Aphmau

Katelyn

Lucinda

(Likely to add more as I rewatch both series, currently on season 1 of Diaries)

We’re gonna start with that ladies, gentlemen and non-binary friends! Depending on how busy I am or if my interest shifts I may add other fandoms (such as The Arcana, Marvel, or some video games)

I will do smut, fluff, angst- all of it! I will not do incest ships, heavily fetishized gay ships (for example if you’re a cisgender woman requesting a fuck ton of garrance smut, that shit is just not gonna fly here I’m not gonna feed your fetish), or any smut with underage characters!

I’m not that into shipping or fan fiction about ships but depending on the request I will be willing to fulfill it, it just may come slower compared to x readers. For example Steddie and Garrance specifically make me pretty uncomfortable but if you’re respectful about it and aren’t fetishizing male relationships I will be willing to fulfill a request for you. That said Male!Reader and GN!Reader are encouraged! I would love to give you guys content! (Since you’re definitely not cis women just wanting to get off to men fucking each other)

Please respect my boundaries whether they are stated here or I respond to a request setting one!

***If you are requesting smut please use an 18+ warning, MDNI, etc at the start of your ask!! I can't put read more bar in before the ask so this is the alternative. I won't do the request/will ask you to resubmit with this before I write for you!!***

💜Have a Lovely Day💜

[tawneybel]

2023 Reader Insert Smut Masterlist

Note: And lists. Request rules. I've decided it's easier to just keep a master master list pinned and update it regularly, instead of a new one each month.

Rita Repulsa from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

Mary Shaw and Ella Ashen from Dead Silence

Jackson Whittemore from Teen Wolf

Steve Harrington, Jonathan Byers, and Tommy Hagan from Stranger Things

Vecna from Stranger Things 4

10 Favorite Monsters, Part XIV

Chad Meeks-Martin and Frankie from Scream VI

10 Favorite Monsters, Part VIII

Hwang Jun-ho and VIP 4 from Squid Game

Billy Hitchcock from Final Destination

pink soldiers from Squid Game

Imhotep from The Mummy Returns

Coach Willis from The Faculty

Glenn Rhee from The Walking Dead

Count Dracula from Dracula

Rafe Cameron and Topper Thornton from Outer Banks

10 Hottest Animated Characters, Part XIII

Chubby, Bibbo, Slim, and Rudy from Killer Klowns from Outer Space

Monstar Blanko from Space Jam

Lalo Salamanca and Nacho Varga from Better Call Saul

Driller Killer from Slumber Party Massacre II

HAL 9000, David Bowman, and Frank Poole from 2001: A Space Odyssey

Gurdy the Clown from 100 Tears

Namor from Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

Matt Addison from Resident Evil

Sadako Yamamura from Ringu (crossover with Saw franchise)

Namor from Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

10 Hottest Animated Character, Part XII

Erik Killmonger, Namor, and M’Baku from Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

Rafe Cameron and Barry from Outer Banks

Tyler Galpin from Wednesday

Harry Warden from My Bloody Valentine

Top 10 Hottest Characters, Part XIV

Harry Warden from My Bloody Valentine 3D

Ryan Torres from Fear Street Part One: 1994

2022 Movie Ranking

Eddie Munson and Steve Harrington from Stranger Things 4 

Proteus IV from Demon Seed

10 Favorite Monsters, Part VII

Michael Myers and Corey Cunningham from Halloween Ends

Angel Torres from Nope

Brian from Brain Damage 

Top 10 Hottest Characters, Part XVIII

Izzy Bohen, Jake Spencer, Dante Belasco, and Creeper from Jeepers Creepers 2

[p1zzaparty]

Fucking chatterboxes 

[justmoreocs-writing]

A bang from another room startled Celine. Her attention snapped that way. Ghost stories in a supposedly haunted house had, in retrospect, been a pretty bad idea. But she couldn’t help it. There had been something so exciting about it all that she’d had to keep going. Now, however, she was beginning to wonder if it had really been such a good idea.

‘Probably just the house settling,’ suggested Teddy, though there was little sincerity behind his voice.

Perhaps they could have believed it, could have clung to the idea that it really was just their imagination. If the bang hadn’t happened again, this time followed by shattering glass.

Celine was up in an instant, and she heard the movement of the others. She only realised she’d taken a step when she felt someone tugging at her wrist.

‘Cel,’ murmured Dante softly. When she glanced back at him, his attention was on the ceiling, his eyes wide and for once fear contorted his features.

Slowly, she looked up. Blood was seeping across it, blossoming out from the light fitting.

Dante’s hand tightened around her wrist. ‘Celine, don’t -’

Without hesitating, Celine pulled herself free and hurried up the stairs, eager to find out what exactly they were currently in the house with, and to work out if there was anything they could do about it.

[with-a-martyr-complex]

With A Martyr Complex: Reading List 2023

Adapted from the annual list from @balioc​, a list of books (primarily audiobooks) consumed this year. This list excludes several podcasts, but includes dramatizations and college lecture series from The Great Courses, which I consume like a parrot emotionally dependent on access to lecturers.

The Birth of Tragedy Out Of The Spirit of Music byFriedrich Nietzsche (Translated by Ian Johnston)

Death in Venice by Thomas Mann (Translated by Michael Henry Heim, Introduction by Michael Cunningham)

Financial Literacy: Finding Your Way in the Financial Markets by Connel Fullenkamp, from The Great Courses

The Dispossessed: A Novel by Ursula K. Le Guin

License to Travel: A Cultural History of the Passport by Patrick Bixby

Making History: How Great Historians Interpret the Past by Allen C. Guelzo, from The Great Courses

No Longer Human by Osamu Dazai (Translated by Donald Keene)

Cyteen by C. J. Cherryh

Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass: An American Slave by Frederick Douglass

Understanding Japan: A Cultural History by Mark J. Ravina, from The Great Courses

The Mountains of Mourning by Lois McMaster Bujold

What Has Passed Shall In Kinder Light Appear by Baoshu (Translated by Ken Liu)

The Other Side of History: Daily Life in the Ancient World by Robert Garland from The Great Courses

The Just City by Jo Walton

Julius Caesar by William Shakespeare

Understanding Imperial China: Dynasties, Life, and Culture by Andrew R. Wilson, from The Great Courses

Stories of Your Life and Others by Ted Chiang (Contains: Tower of Babylon, Understand, Division By Zero, Story of Your Life, Seventy-Two Letters, The Evolution of Human Science, Hell is the Absence of God, and Liking What You See.)

Great Minds of the Eastern Intellectual Tradition by Grant Hardy, from The Great Courses

By The Sword: A History of Gladiators, Musketeers, Samurai, Swashbucklers, and Olympic Champions by Richard Cohen

War in Japan: 1467-1615 by Stephen Turnbull

Yūrei: The Japanese Ghost by Zack Davisson

Nine Princes in Amber by Roger Zelazny

The Tale of Genji by Murasaki Shikibu (Translated by Dennis Washburn)

Buddhism by Malcolm David Eckel, from The Great Courses

The Rise of Modern Japan by Mark Ravina, from The Great Courses

The Shogun's Last Samurai Corps: The Bloody Battles and Intrigues of the Shinsengumi by Romulus Hillsborough

Convenience Store Woman by Sayaka Murata, (Translated by Ginny Tapley Takemori)

Spring Snow by Yukio Mishima (Translated by Michael Gallagher)

Child of God by Cormac McCarthy

The Rise of Communism: From Marx to Lenin by Vejas Gabriel Liulevicius, from The Great Courses

Communism in Power: From Stalin to Mao by Vejas Gabriel Liulevicius, from The Great Courses

Common Sense by Thomas Paine

The Hunchback of Notre Dame by Victor Hugo (Translated by Isabel F. Hapgood)

Cycles of American Political Thought by Joseph F. Kobylka, from The Great Courses

Docile by K. M. Szpara

Writing Great Fiction: Storytelling Tips and Techniques by James Hynes, from The Great Courses

Giovanni's Room by James Baldwin

Hart's Hope by Orson Scott Card

Real Service by Raven Kaldera and Joshua Tenpenny

The Divine Comedy by Dante Alhigieri (Translated by Clive James)

Dante's Divine Comedy by William R. Cook and Ronald B. Herzman from The Great Courses

Ancillary Justice by Ann Leckie

Secrets of The Occult by Richard B. Spence (From the Great Courses, possibly?)

A Deadly Education by Naomi Novik

American Monsters by Adam Jortner from The Great Courses

The Last Graduate by Naomi Novik

Praetorian: The Rise and Fall of Rome's Imperial Bodyguard byGuy de la Bédoyère

The Golden Enclaves by Naomi Novik

Great World Religions: Hinduism by Mark W. Muesse, from The Great Courses

At The Mountains of Madness by H. P. Lovecraft

The Case of Charles Dexter Ward by H. P. Lovecraft

The Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath by H. P. Lovecraft

The Dunwich Horror by H. P. Lovecraft

The Shadow Out of Time by H. P. Lovecraft

The Shadow Over Innsmouth by H. P. Lovecraft

The Whisperer in Darkness by H. P. Lovecraft

The Complete Fiction of H. P. Lovecraft by H. P. Lovecraft (Collected by The H. P. Lovecraft Historical Society, contains: The Alchemist, At the Mountains of Madness, Azathoth, The Best in the Cave, Beyond the Wall of Sleep, The Book, The Call of Cthulhu, The Case of Charles Dexter Ward, The Cats of Ulthar, Celephais, The Colour out of Space, Cool Air, Dagon, The Descendent, Discarded Draft of "The Shadow Over Innsmouth," The Doom that Came to Sarnath, The Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath, The Dreams in the Witch House, The Dunwich Horror, The Evil Clergyman, Ex Oblivione, Facts Concerning the Late Arthur Jermyn and His Family, The Festival, From Beyond, The Haunter of the Dark, He, Herbert West-Reanimator, History of the Necronomicon, The Horror at Red Hook, TheHound, Hypnos, Ibid, In the Vault, The Little Glass Bottle, The Lurking Fear, Memory, The Moon-Bog, The Music of Erich Zann, The Mysterious Ship (Long and Short Versions), The Mystery of the Grave-Yard, The Nameless City, Nyarlathotep, Old Bugs, The Other Gods, The Outsider, Pickman's Model, The Picture in the House, Polaris, The Quest of Iranon, The Rats in the Walls, A Reminiscence of Dr. Samuel Johnson, The Secret Cave, The Shadow out of Time, The Shadow Over Innsmouth, The Shunned House, The Silver Key, The Statement of Randolph Carter, The Strange High House in the Mist, The Street, Sweet Ermengarde, The Temple, The Terrible Old Man, The Thing on the Doorstep, Through the Gates of the Silver KeyThe Tomb, The Transition of Juan Romero, The Tree, Under the Pyramids, The Unnamable, The Very Old Folk, What the Moon Brings, The Whisperer in Darkness, The White Ship)

Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen

Patton: The Man Behind The Legend, 1885-1945 by Martin Blumenson

Piranesi by Susanna Clarke

One Billion Americans: The Case for Thinking Bigger by Matt Yglesias

Red: A History of the Redhead by Jacky Colliss Harvey

The Man Who Laughs by Victor Hugo (Translated by Isabel Florence Hapgood)

The Rape of the Mind: The Psychology of Thought Control, Menticide, and Brainwashing by Joost A. M. Meerloo

The Traitor Baru Cormorant by Seth Dickinson

Legacies of Great Economists by Timothy Taylor from The Great Courses

Incomplete books: Trouble on Triton, Comparative Hell: Arts of Asian Underworlds, Dark Archives, The History of the World: Map by Maps, The Iliad (Emily Wilson Translation), Christina Queen of Sweden: The Restless Life of a European Eccentric, The Three Musketeers, The Only Plane in the Sky, Myth in Human History, The Dragon: Fear and Power

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Great Courses consumed: 17?

Non-Great Courses Nonfiction consumed: 13

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Works consumed by women: 13

Works consumed by men: 53

Works consumed by men and women: 0

Works that can plausibly be considered of real relevance to foreign policy (including appropriate histories): 7

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With A Martyr Complex’s Choice Award, fiction division: Convenience Store Woman

>>>> Honorable mention: Hart's Hope, Ancillary Justice, Child of God, No Longer Human, Piranesi, the first 1/3 of Cyteen, What Has Passed Shall in Kinder Light Appear

With A Martyr Complex’s Choice Award, nonfiction division: By The Sword

>>>> Honorable mention: The Shogun's Last Samurai Corps, Praetorian, The Birth of Tragedy most of the Great Courses stuff I got to this year

>>>> Great Courses Division: Buddhism

The Annual “An Essential Work of Surpassing Beauty that Isn’t Fair to Compare To Everything Else” Award: The Divine Comedy

>>>> Honorable mention: Julius Caesar, The Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath, The Shadow Out of Time, Pride and Prejudice, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, The Man Who Laughs, The Dispossessed

The “Reading This Book Will Give You Great Insight Into The Way I See The World” Award: What Has Passed Shall In Kinder Light Appear

>>>> Honorable mention: Hell is the Absence of God (from Stories of Your Life and Others)

The "My Mind is Thoroughly Exhausted By Reading Through All This But It Was Worth It In The End" Award: The Tale of Genji

Book Most in Need of A Single Extra Chapter: The Man Who Laughs

Best Dude: Darcy from Pride and Prejudice

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This is the first year where I didn't struggle to reach my 52 book goal at all, only some of which is thanks to the Lovecraft marathon. I also read a ton of short sci-fi stories early in the year for an online class I took (which is also why there are so many sci-fi novels in the beginning of the year) and feel much more knowledgeable in the genre even though I'm still not very well read in it. I will be taking a fantasy course next year to what I assume will be similar effect.

It's still hard to read non-audiobooks, made worse this year by a promotion at work that means I have much less free time overall but still a fair deal of time for audiobooks while working with my hands. My (I don't post it) movie list suffered similarly, with this being the first year in a while I didn't hit my movie target. Not discussed: I read various comics this year! Standouts: Chainsaw Man Part 1, the first volume of Pluto, Fun Home, the fifth volume of Phoenix, Look Back

Goals for next year: more foreign policy reading, more literary fiction, write something of my own, ohgodthesearethesamegoalsaslastyearpleasetellmeI'mnotstagnating

[harritudur]

*spoilers*

.

Eddie really says "Chrissy this is for you", just before performing right on top of where she died Master Of Puppets, and then... joins her 💔

[vandroid-helsing]

Best of 2023

As always: a list of things new to me that I enjoyed this year, regardless of how old they are.

BOOKS & COMICS

Blood Meridian, or, The Evening Redness in the West, Cormac McCarthy 

Death in Spring, Mercè Rodoreda

Ducks, Kate Beaton 

The Echo Wife, Sarah Gailey 

Fugitive Atlas, Khaled Mattawa

Grass, Sheri S. Tepper

The Honourable Schoolboy, John le Carré

Inferno, Dante by way of Daniel Lavery

The Killing Grounds, Joan Tierney

The Last Dragoners of Bowbazar, Indra Das

Leech, Hiron Ennes

The Looking Glass War, John le Carré 

The Saint of Bright Doors, Vajra Chandrasekhera

Shahnameh, Abolqasem Ferdowsi

The Spear Cuts Through Water, Simon Jimenez

The Spy Who Came In From The Cold, John le Carré 

Thieves, Lucie Bryon

Time Is A Mother, Ocean Vuong

Un-American, Hafizah Geter

MOVIES/TV

Amadeus, Milos Forman

The Birdcage, Mike Nichols

Blue Velvet, David Lynch

The Exorcist, William Friedkin

Hair, Milos Forman

The Harder They Fall, Jeymes Samuel

Middleditch & Schwartz

Sap, Mae Martin 

Bill Cunningham: New York, Richard Press 

Trigun

MUSIC

50 Words for Snow, Kate Bush

Alcina, George Frideric Handel

Antar, Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov 

Bayti al-Fitr, A-WA

Ben Haana Wa Maana, DAM

Benhayyi al-Baghbaghan, Maurice Louca

Brahms

Heaven to a Tortured Mind, Yves Tumor 

Hit Parade and Róisin Machine, Róisín Murphy 

In These Times, Makaya McCraven

Javelin, Sufjan Stevens

La Traviata, Verdi

Lekhfa, Maryam Saleh, Maurice Louca & Tamer Abu Ghazaleh

The Loveliest Time, Carly Rae Jepsen

“Nautilus,” Anna Meredith

N3rdistan, N3rdistan

Postcolonialism and Dyslexia, Emsallam

Symphony No. 1, Jean Sibelius 

Symphony No. 3, Louise Farrenc 

Symphony No. 4, Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky 

That! Feels Good!, Jessie Ware 

MISC

Kottu 

The Stopgap

Book announcement 

Turns out it feels pretty good to announce a book!

The By the Bywater live show

Meeting internet friends irl

Uta Hagen’s acting class

[outlandishwhalesharks]

For @hellcheeranniversaryweek WIP Wednesday

So I've got a ton of WIPs but I think the one giving me the most trouble is my Gremlins AU. I had originally planned for hellcheer xmas but well figuring out the tone just kinda stopped me in my tracks.

I wanted to keep it fun but also dark and kind of traumatic, like the movie, but balancing all three has proven hard.

Also I ended up watching the Gremlins episode of Dead Meat and that had me wanting to make the two deaths I planned (Jason and Laura obviously:) a little more gorey like the creators had originally planned for the movie.

Anways I ended up getting stuck on finding that perfect mix. But I am working on it again and will hopefully have it up some time in July, ya know like Christmas in July though Jo Dante himself said its not a Christmas movie lol

And yes I have plans for a G2 ya'll!!! Sorry I just love these movies.

***

Eddie walks towards  the drama room to grab his dnd books he left there after their session the night before. He's got big plans for the next campaign and wants to get started on it during the Christmas break. 

He opens the door to see a scene that he can't quite comprehend.

 What the actual fuck.

There are green goblin monster things running around the room attacking Chrissy fucking Cunningham who is standing on his throne with a prop sword trying to bat them away. 

Honestly the scene would be hot if it weren't so fucking bizarre. 

Then he sees another body in the corner. And oh good shit is that Jason Carver?!?!? Or what's left of him anyway. 

He takes a deep breath resisting every urge to run. Doing so only because the Queen needs help and he's nothing if not her loyal subject. 

He tries not to catch the things' attention as he quietly tip toes towards the back cabinets where they keep tools for set design.

Chrissy keeps them distracted as he finds the object he's been searching for, a nail gun. 

"Hey monster things!" He shouts using his most intimidating dm voice.

Their attention saps to him and he starts shooting nails.

He misses the first couple tries but as he gets close he's able to pelt one in the head multiple times, taking it out. 

The cheerleader seizes the opportunity to kick the table in front of her, over on to another monster. As she does his throne topples over but she's able to maintain her balance while using the sword to whack at the third and final thing and make the perfect landing.

Again in any other circumstance it'd be hot as hell.