eye doctors: please for fucks sake try to protect your eyes from blue light pls take breaks from screens pls wear these blue light filter glasses pls pls pls im fucking begging you
car manufacturers:
i swear to god if another one of you motherfuckers go on abt how "blue light isnt actually that bad 🤓" i am going to block your stupid ass this post has over 30k notes theres no way you think ur first goddamn person to say it shut uuuup i do not give a shit
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chilchuck doodels + additional doodles (seperate post)
tr. under cut
[moving to the 3rd image because I don't believe English can fully translate the profanity of Cantonese and Tagalog without it losing it's sharpness]
(box): "Modern Time Parody"
Dialogue:
Chilchuck: Working is so tiresome. I want to do nothing but sleep.
Izutsumi: Izutsumi.
Chilchuck: So true. (だよね is just a bunch of particles but in this context, he is agreeing with Izutsumi.) [small text]: Also, what do you want to eat right now?
[Bottom Right] + [Bottom Left] respectively
I really love fish!!!! - Aibyou-Chan/Beloved Cat-Chan
Eating bangus with rice.
[4th image]
Chilchuck: Smoke breaks have a sort of pleasant feeling.
Reigen: Do laundry while the demon's away, isn't it.
Chilchuck: Exactlyy.
* "do the laundry while the demon's away" = doing what you want or relaxing when the boss/someone you don't like or fear is away / seizing an opportunity to relax while you still can.
* Thanks to Mob, Reigen decided to quit smoking. (pointing to Reigen's cigarette) Chocolate Cigarette.
(pointing to Chilchuck) Knows (that it's candy), but pretends to not notice.
Reigen, smaller text: This guy... Even though he's just a kid, he's smoking. How young.
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My god, the idiot is actually going through with his ill thought out idea of "x the everything app"
For those that don't know, here's a little bit of context:
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Speaking on the Ellen Show, Knightley said her daughter (who was born in 2015) was “banned” from watching Cinderella, which Disney produced as a cartoon in 1950 and a live-action film in 2015. “[Cinderella] waits around for a rich guy to rescue her. Don't. Rescue yourself!
Says the woman who starred in a trilogy that said, "No murderers and theives were good actually because they wanted freedom."
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In a Single Night
I see a bunch of 'Brucie punching Vlad at a Gala because he was being a creep towards a forced to attend Danny' and bring forth Selina about to skin a creepy man with her claws after she sneaks into his fancy party hes having to steal a cat relic he has (also steals his cat as well) and finds a recently recaptured Dani (Ellie) whose forced to play the 'perfect' daughter role for the night.
Or we can have Tim overhear Vlad threatening Danny saying "Do as I say Daniel, we wouldn't want your tiny failure of a clone to destabilize do we?" And that, that sends Tim on a warpath against Vlad Masters. (Clone Rights!!!! -Tim says)
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Darrow at the Institute draft: wouldn’t it be cool if I had a bomb on me so I could take out some of the best and brightest of Gold rule, lmao
Darrow at the gala with a bomb on him surrounded by the best and brightest of Gold rule: well about that
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