*unleashes the horrors upon you*
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FELLAS IM READY FOR MISCHIEF
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making up new lore about Félix in my head.... cant wait to write this shit down 😈😈😈😈😈😈
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costume swap with maiden + lady d for year before last's halloween on patreon
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I do think it's funny whenever film reviewers who clearly don't enjoy horror as a genre are forced to review a horror film and fall back on the tried and true "well it's no [insert classic horror film that is not similar in any way to the film being discussed but is one of the only ones non horror fans respect as a work of art in itself]" method. Like, you're right, this movie ISN'T Dawn of the Dead 1978. Léon the Professional is also not Holes. What has that got to do with anything.
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Share your wizard wisdom, I'll go first.
Never leave your explosive potions in places small children can reach.
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one of favorite things about leon's breeding kink headcanon is that it sort of makes sense in my mind. that man can't have kids. he works so much and he can't afford having kids. he can't have that privilege so it's a bit "problematic"
leon always wraps it. he knows if he sees his cum dripping down he would want to plug himself until he knows you are pregnant. all the positions he has sex is the "attempt" of going deep. he unconscious fucks to breed. he is blushing deeply, his cheeks are all red when he knows what he is doing.
one anniversary, you tell him you took all the steps not get pregnant so he'll try having sex with you without a condom. leon's mind quickly wants to break the chemical reaction of the birth control and/or the morning after pill. he is having the time of his life as he uses you over and over. because there's no rubber, all of his dirty talk is about making you a mommy. he isn't as "shy" without the condom. his mind just has a goal.
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If I were to read the bible just for fun, what version would you recommend?
I like NSRV! Though I've heard some people recommend ESV
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