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helyeahmangocheese · 1 year ago
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hotter take: annabeth would love being an NAAB/NCARB Licensed Architect and would fucking EAT up the construction & evaluation, programming & analysis, project management sections, and actually would give little to no shits about the european history of architecture taught in school
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miss "at least with the gods there are rules" would love memorizing building codes, miss "omg is that celestial bronze" would love materials science, building construction, environmental science part of studies, and miss "build something that lasts" would be such a troublemaker about urban design and the systemic change that is required to be able to build good buildings to begin with
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I know it’s controversial but I think Annabeth geeking out over the Hephaestus contraptions was adorable
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dlxxv-vetted-donations · 8 months ago
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Tawfik needs to buy tent covers and other necessities.
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Updated: Nov 29
Member(s): @dev-tawfik (current), @devtawfik (shadowbanned), @tawfikblog, @90-tawfik (shadowbanned)
Verification: @/90-ghost
Payment methods:
Gfm for education: PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, credit/debit (donation match $10 USD). Focus on Kofi instead until at least mid-December
Kofi for survival (mentioned here): PayPal, credit/debit. Focus on this until at least mid-December
Tawfik is a Palestinian currently taking online classes at an Egyptian university. His Kofi campaign needs to reach $3,000 to buy tent covers and other necessities for his family (see here). Any additional funds in the gfm and Kofi will go towards the next semester's payments and family care respectively.
More info:
Now he is focusing on getting his Kofi to $3,000 (fees included) to get his family tent covers and other survival needs. See here.
Nov 27: Tawfik has reached the Kofi goal to buy flu medication and a vaccine, so we are now focusing entirely on the gfm. His goal of $10,050 by Nov 28 (hard deadline) for his international student fees were also reached on the same day.
He plans to fundraise for this year's remaining academic fees (which will be significantly less than what we already raised), and hopes that the war will end by the next year so he can get a job and pay himself.
Update Nov 20: More details here. Tawfik has fallen ill with the flu and won't be online much. He needs USD $228 (fees included) for medications and a vaccine. This requires him to reach 71% of his goal on Kofi (which is specifically for non-education related needs). At the same time, he needs $10,050 in his gfm by Nov 28 to pay off his international student fees.
Update Nov 15: We reached the halfway goal for the international student fee of USD $9,050 by Nov 15. Now going for the full fee of $10,050 by Nov 28.
Update Nov 6:
Tawfik got an extension to Nov 30 to pay the international fee. New goals of USD $9,050 by Nov 15 and $10,050 by Nov 28 (to account for transfer time) were set. The final goal was reduced with some backup money. Grades will be withheld until payment is made.
Update Nov 5:
Currently, it seems impossible to raise the required funds ($10,050 - $10,150) by Nov 13. Tawfik has emailed his school to negotiate for more time.
Update Oct 29:
Now @dev-tawfik.
The next goal was $9,250 to pay off international student fees (due Nov 13, see math section below) that Tawfik just found out about.
The family urgently needed $1,000 for healthy food (Tawfik's father has health problems and needs vegetables).
Tawfik initially wanted to use the gfm money for education only as promised, but had to add the sum to the campaign goal (a total of $10,250) because the Kofi he made solely for his family wasn't receiving many donations early on.
There were some issues with the Kofi taking a few weeks to transfer funds, but that's been resolved. It is now for support of Tawfik's family and transfers money relatively quickly.
From Oct 17-27, we fundraised to $7,200 to buy some food for the family. This food money will last roughly 2 weeks.
We are focusing back on international student fees and set a short-term goal of $8,862 in the campaign by Nov 3. There will be another small goal set after this date.
We need roughly $10,050 (an estimate) in the campaign by Nov 13 (hard deadline). Again, this isn't a concrete number and involves some usage of Tawfik's backup money.
Campaign details:
Tawfik is a software engineering student in Palestine trying to continue his education by enrolling in online classes at an Egyptian university.
He already raised roughly USD $2,500 in late July through a now closed Paypal campaign and paid the school as an application and reservation fee. This is nonrefundable.
We fundraised $4,113 (5200 - 1087) and paid off his tuition for the year on Oct 7
The gfm is meant for education only. To support the family, donate to the Kofi. It no longer faces issues with long transfer times.
Tawfik has some extra leftover funds from paying off the tuition, but it isn't much and is to be used for emergencies.
Oct 17: Tawfik bought his textbooks ($800 incl fees → $6,000 in campaign) and got a small discount for being Palestinian. This money saved went into his emergency funds.
Math:
Please let me know if I screwed up the calculation somewhere.
The transfer fee is assumed to be ~$50 per $600 earned. My bad in earlier calculations where I set it after the bank fee rather than before.
Textbooks: base $600
Funds left after:
Gfm for 40 donations: 570.6
~$50 transfer fee: 520.13
12% Bank fee: 458.13
To cover the funds lost to fees, we need an extra $200 (assumed 15 donations). After fees on that, it's only $166 (enough to cover the short-term goal)
So we need 600 + 200 = $800 for the textbooks.
This is $6,000 in the campaign.
Slightly outdated: International student fees: base $2,423
900£ = USD $1,180.93
60k EGP = USD $1,241.29
Funds left after:
Gfm fees for 160 donations: 2304.74
Transfer fee, ~$200: 2,104.74
12% Bank fee: 1852.17
To cover the funds lost to fees, we need an extra $800 (assumed 55 donations). After fees on that, it's only $625 (enough to cover the short-term goal)
So we need 2423 + 800 = $3,223 for the international student fee.
This is $9,223 10,223 in the campaign, rounded up to $ 9,250 10,250
The rate of ~$100 daily is sufficient to get us to this goal before the deadline of Nov 13 (this accounts for the 2 days needed for transfers)
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missjessefantastico · 2 years ago
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who's surprised? nobody!
#starting out with the good side: this is not affecting me nearly as much as it used to#in other time of my life i would be bawling my eyes out by now#onto the bad side... isn't it fucked up how numb i am to my dad's comments#like... i knew he would find something to criticize from the very beginning#i didn't know exactly what but i knew he would find something#so today it was as if i already had heard it before#which again is good bc i'm not even distraught over it#but i think it's sad how unaware he is of the fact that every time he opens his mouth he gets closer and closer to mean nothing to me#he thinks i hate him but the truth is that i haven't hated him for years because everyday my mental image of him is less the one of a fathe#and more the one of a white noise machine#which is so sad for him because i'm legitimately an amazing person i'm proud of who i have become and of who i keep becoming#and he's just... that annoying dude i sometimes have to talk to#all because he says he's too old to change his ways i mean how sad is it that he doesn't even believe in himself?#al this to say...#my dad: become an engineer | me: okay | my dad: not like that D:<#he doesn't like the school i picked you guys! what else is new?#i learned web development basics with no teachers i became fluent in english by watching cartoons#i got the highest score out of every applicant even tho i hadnt touched a math problem in years#but according to him i'm going to be a failure because of the school i picked!#just because i'm doing better when dealing with him it doesn't mean i'm not annoyed lol#anyway back to my life...#txtsincorbata
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mostlysignssomeportents · 7 months ago
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Conspiratorialism as a material phenomenon
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I'll be in TUCSON, AZ from November 8-10: I'm the GUEST OF HONOR at the TUSCON SCIENCE FICTION CONVENTION.
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I think it behooves us to be a little skeptical of stories about AI driving people to believe wrong things and commit ugly actions. Not that I like the AI slop that is filling up our social media, but when we look at the ways that AI is harming us, slop is pretty low on the list.
The real AI harms come from the actual things that AI companies sell AI to do. There's the AI gun-detector gadgets that the credulous Mayor Eric Adams put in NYC subways, which led to 2,749 invasive searches and turned up zero guns:
https://www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news/nycs-subway-weapons-detector-pilot-program-ends/
Any time AI is used to predict crime – predictive policing, bail determinations, Child Protective Services red flags – they magnify the biases already present in these systems, and, even worse, they give this bias the veneer of scientific neutrality. This process is called "empiricism-washing," and you know you're experiencing it when you hear some variation on "it's just math, math can't be racist":
https://pluralistic.net/2020/06/23/cryptocidal-maniacs/#phrenology
When AI is used to replace customer service representatives, it systematically defrauds customers, while providing an "accountability sink" that allows the company to disclaim responsibility for the thefts:
https://pluralistic.net/2024/04/23/maximal-plausibility/#reverse-centaurs
When AI is used to perform high-velocity "decision support" that is supposed to inform a "human in the loop," it quickly overwhelms its human overseer, who takes on the role of "moral crumple zone," pressing the "OK" button as fast as they can. This is bad enough when the sacrificial victim is a human overseeing, say, proctoring software that accuses remote students of cheating on their tests:
https://pluralistic.net/2022/02/16/unauthorized-paper/#cheating-anticheat
But it's potentially lethal when the AI is a transcription engine that doctors have to use to feed notes to a data-hungry electronic health record system that is optimized to commit health insurance fraud by seeking out pretenses to "upcode" a patient's treatment. Those AIs are prone to inventing things the doctor never said, inserting them into the record that the doctor is supposed to review, but remember, the only reason the AI is there at all is that the doctor is being asked to do so much paperwork that they don't have time to treat their patients:
https://apnews.com/article/ai-artificial-intelligence-health-business-90020cdf5fa16c79ca2e5b6c4c9bbb14
My point is that "worrying about AI" is a zero-sum game. When we train our fire on the stuff that isn't important to the AI stock swindlers' business-plans (like creating AI slop), we should remember that the AI companies could halt all of that activity and not lose a dime in revenue. By contrast, when we focus on AI applications that do the most direct harm – policing, health, security, customer service – we also focus on the AI applications that make the most money and drive the most investment.
AI hasn't attracted hundreds of billions in investment capital because investors love AI slop. All the money pouring into the system – from investors, from customers, from easily gulled big-city mayors – is chasing things that AI is objectively very bad at and those things also cause much more harm than AI slop. If you want to be a good AI critic, you should devote the majority of your focus to these applications. Sure, they're not as visually arresting, but discrediting them is financially arresting, and that's what really matters.
All that said: AI slop is real, there is a lot of it, and just because it doesn't warrant priority over the stuff AI companies actually sell, it still has cultural significance and is worth considering.
AI slop has turned Facebook into an anaerobic lagoon of botshit, just the laziest, grossest engagement bait, much of it the product of rise-and-grind spammers who avidly consume get rich quick "courses" and then churn out a torrent of "shrimp Jesus" and fake chainsaw sculptures:
https://www.404media.co/email/1cdf7620-2e2f-4450-9cd9-e041f4f0c27f/
For poor engagement farmers in the global south chasing the fractional pennies that Facebook shells out for successful clickbait, the actual content of the slop is beside the point. These spammers aren't necessarily tuned into the psyche of the wealthy-world Facebook users who represent Meta's top monetization subjects. They're just trying everything and doubling down on anything that moves the needle, A/B splitting their way into weird, hyper-optimized, grotesque crap:
https://www.404media.co/facebook-is-being-overrun-with-stolen-ai-generated-images-that-people-think-are-real/
In other words, Facebook's AI spammers are laying out a banquet of arbitrary possibilities, like the letters on a Ouija board, and the Facebook users' clicks and engagement are a collective ideomotor response, moving the algorithm's planchette to the options that tug hardest at our collective delights (or, more often, disgusts).
So, rather than thinking of AI spammers as creating the ideological and aesthetic trends that drive millions of confused Facebook users into condemning, praising, and arguing about surreal botshit, it's more true to say that spammers are discovering these trends within their subjects' collective yearnings and terrors, and then refining them by exploring endlessly ramified variations in search of unsuspected niches.
(If you know anything about AI, this may remind you of something: a Generative Adversarial Network, in which one bot creates variations on a theme, and another bot ranks how closely the variations approach some ideal. In this case, the spammers are the generators and the Facebook users they evince reactions from are the discriminators)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generative_adversarial_network
I got to thinking about this today while reading User Mag, Taylor Lorenz's superb newsletter, and her reporting on a new AI slop trend, "My neighbor’s ridiculous reason for egging my car":
https://www.usermag.co/p/my-neighbors-ridiculous-reason-for
The "egging my car" slop consists of endless variations on a story in which the poster (generally a figure of sympathy, canonically a single mother of newborn twins) complains that her awful neighbor threw dozens of eggs at her car to punish her for parking in a way that blocked his elaborate Hallowe'en display. The text is accompanied by an AI-generated image showing a modest family car that has been absolutely plastered with broken eggs, dozens upon dozens of them.
According to Lorenz, variations on this slop are topping very large Facebook discussion forums totalling millions of users, like "Movie Character…,USA Story, Volleyball Women, Top Trends, Love Style, and God Bless." These posts link to SEO sites laden with programmatic advertising.
The funnel goes:
i. Create outrage and hence broad reach;
ii, A small percentage of those who see the post will click through to the SEO site;
iii. A small fraction of those users will click a low-quality ad;
iv. The ad will pay homeopathic sub-pennies to the spammer.
The revenue per user on this kind of scam is next to nothing, so it only works if it can get very broad reach, which is why the spam is so designed for engagement maximization. The more discussion a post generates, the more users Facebook recommends it to.
These are very effective engagement bait. Almost all AI slop gets some free engagement in the form of arguments between users who don't know they're commenting an AI scam and people hectoring them for falling for the scam. This is like the free square in the middle of a bingo card.
Beyond that, there's multivalent outrage: some users are furious about food wastage; others about the poor, victimized "mother" (some users are furious about both). Not only do users get to voice their fury at both of these imaginary sins, they can also argue with one another about whether, say, food wastage even matters when compared to the petty-minded aggression of the "perpetrator." These discussions also offer lots of opportunity for violent fantasies about the bad guy getting a comeuppance, offers to travel to the imaginary AI-generated suburb to dole out a beating, etc. All in all, the spammers behind this tedious fiction have really figured out how to rope in all kinds of users' attention.
Of course, the spammers don't get much from this. There isn't such a thing as an "attention economy." You can't use attention as a unit of account, a medium of exchange or a store of value. Attention – like everything else that you can't build an economy upon, such as cryptocurrency – must be converted to money before it has economic significance. Hence that tooth-achingly trite high-tech neologism, "monetization."
The monetization of attention is very poor, but AI is heavily subsidized or even free (for now), so the largest venture capital and private equity funds in the world are spending billions in public pension money and rich peoples' savings into CO2 plumes, GPUs, and botshit so that a bunch of hustle-culture weirdos in the Pacific Rim can make a few dollars by tricking people into clicking through engagement bait slop – twice.
The slop isn't the point of this, but the slop does have the useful function of making the collective ideomotor response visible and thus providing a peek into our hopes and fears. What does the "egging my car" slop say about the things that we're thinking about?
Lorenz cites Jamie Cohen, a media scholar at CUNY Queens, who points out that subtext of this slop is "fear and distrust in people about their neighbors." Cohen predicts that "the next trend, is going to be stranger and more violent.”
This feels right to me. The corollary of mistrusting your neighbors, of course, is trusting only yourself and your family. Or, as Margaret Thatcher liked to say, "There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women and there are families."
We are living in the tail end of a 40 year experiment in structuring our world as though "there is no such thing as society." We've gutted our welfare net, shut down or privatized public services, all but abolished solidaristic institutions like unions.
This isn't mere aesthetics: an atomized society is far more hospitable to extreme wealth inequality than one in which we are all in it together. When your power comes from being a "wise consumer" who "votes with your wallet," then all you can do about the climate emergency is buy a different kind of car – you can't build the public transit system that will make cars obsolete.
When you "vote with your wallet" all you can do about animal cruelty and habitat loss is eat less meat. When you "vote with your wallet" all you can do about high drug prices is "shop around for a bargain." When you vote with your wallet, all you can do when your bank forecloses on your home is "choose your next lender more carefully."
Most importantly, when you vote with your wallet, you cast a ballot in an election that the people with the thickest wallets always win. No wonder those people have spent so long teaching us that we can't trust our neighbors, that there is no such thing as society, that we can't have nice things. That there is no alternative.
The commercial surveillance industry really wants you to believe that they're good at convincing people of things, because that's a good way to sell advertising. But claims of mind-control are pretty goddamned improbable – everyone who ever claimed to have managed the trick was lying, from Rasputin to MK-ULTRA:
https://pluralistic.net/HowToDestroySurveillanceCapitalism
Rather than seeing these platforms as convincing people of things, we should understand them as discovering and reinforcing the ideology that people have been driven to by material conditions. Platforms like Facebook show us to one another, let us form groups that can imperfectly fill in for the solidarity we're desperate for after 40 years of "no such thing as society."
The most interesting thing about "egging my car" slop is that it reveals that so many of us are convinced of two contradictory things: first, that everyone else is a monster who will turn on you for the pettiest of reasons; and second, that we're all the kind of people who would stick up for the victims of those monsters.
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Tor Books as just published two new, free LITTLE BROTHER stories: VIGILANT, about creepy surveillance in distance education; and SPILL, about oil pipelines and indigenous landback.
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If you'd like an essay-formatted version of this post to read or share, here's a link to it on pluralistic.net, my surveillance-free, ad-free, tracker-free blog:
https://pluralistic.net/2024/10/29/hobbesian-slop/#cui-bono
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Image: Cryteria (modified) https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:HAL9000.svg
CC BY 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/deed.en
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randomreadingtimewithtsuki · 5 months ago
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Do you have any friendship headcannons for Senku and a 21st century de-lithified reader?
(Some plot points if it's not too specific and within your wheelhouse: Loves the hard sciences to the point of once heading a science club. More versed in the theory than in application though. Could be described as the token extravert and psychology geek.)
Hello!
I sure do! As an engineer, i sure do have some HC!
Thank you for requesting! I hope this is of your liking, please let me know what you think!
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You were de-petrified, thanks to the Minami - she remember you made the headlines for a perfect score on a mock test to a renowned university.
Senku needed some help with the math and to guide everyone to build stuff, so, it was reassuring for him to have you around.
And thus, you came around to the science team!
Senku tested your knowledge right away. Of course, you knew what he was talking about when he mentioned the theory behind the GPS but...
Would it really work? Calculating and building are two very different things.
You knew it wasn't going to be a modern GPS but still....
You were a little scared of your teammates reaction - you knew all the theory, physics, chemistry, all of it, but you never actually built something.
To your surprise, no one really cared about your lack of experience. Senku said " And? that's why we have the building team and the gorilla team. If it goes wrong, we just have to adjust."
This kind of reassured you. Knowing that Kaseki was a very good craftsman with a decent knowledge of " this will not work" in the practical side of the story, it put your anxious heart at ease.
Senku also mentions that he, himself, did a lot of trials and error. So no need to worry about it!
As time went on you gained confidence on your theoretical knowledge and helped Senku in tons of projects.
You helped him calculate, consider variants, external implications and test out theories.
He also taught you a lot, about what works according to theory and what doesn't - which pretty much nothing works according to theory, that, you came to learn.
He absolutely loved having you around, you made his life so much easier.
He also enjoyed talking to you about the modern world. You knew about things that were impossible to build right now in the stone world and actually understood their purpose.
A HPLC? you knew what it was for and how important it s.
He loved it. He could lament about these equipments with you.
The thing he loved the most, was that you always had something to consider when you guys built something new. A possibility he overlooked, a procedure he forgot about, a math mistake. Anything!
Senku also enjoyed to see you grow. Getting out of your shell and doing experiments, here and there.
Chrome admired you tons too !! you knew so much!!
Kaseki also taught a few things about craftsmanship. Year of experience are golden knowledge!
If you thought you would tag a long with Senku all the time, you are wrong.
He trusted you, so when it was needed to divide the science team or needed someone with modern knowledge, you bet he placed you there.
He often said it makes things easier and quicker.
And when you met again, he expected some kind of report from you? Did things go well? He also gave you insights on his end.
Gen lowkey preferred to be tagged with you because you were kinder with the manual labor. Sometimes they had to redo things because of your lack of experience, but, He rather you anyway.
Kohaku didn't mind at all if you made mistakes while experimenting. She actually encouraged you tons!
Chrome was always learning with you, since you had to do all those experiment from scratch he took a sit next to you to learn.
Senku kinda supervised your work.
All in all, being friends with Senku while having great knowledge in science is fun.
You guys chat a lot about the modern world technology and what you wish you had.
You also had long and confusing discussion ( in the eyes of some) about theories.
Sometimes you went on a tangent, making the project a bit late, going deep into the night.
That's when Gen shined, telling you both to go to sleep.
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Thank you for reading!
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fairiedance · 1 year ago
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I put this on a bunch of shirts and stickers and stuff, I figure it'll be good for protests and campus activism. Found here. As usual ALL PROCEEDS are for my Palestinian best friend, to help take care of his loved ones. He'll donate any his family doesn't need to the charities he works with.
To my fellow grad students: this friend and I are working with our department on making it easier for grads to bow out of research they have a moral objection to. We're also working on putting together a statement on Palestine. If you have a lot of colleagues on your side and particularly if you're in a program like engineering, physics, astronomy or applied math (with a lot of military applications) you should try to see where your funding is coming from and support grads in divesting from ethically questionable research. I won't say too much about what we're doing because I don't want to risk doxing my friend, but here are some examples of statements from grads at the Goldman School of Public Policy and the UCSC Astronomy Department. We (STEM students in particular) are the next generation of minds behind the military-industrial complex. It's up to us to make it clear we will not be complicit in work that supports genocide.
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You can also find my full shop here. To see a design on different products click on the display product and scroll down or go here to browse by design. Here's a small sample of some of my other work, I make stuff in a bunch of different styles so there's something for everyone:
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Thank you to everyone who has helped out with my fundraiser so far!
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hotheadedhero · 1 year ago
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In Unrequited Love
Love and relationships can't be forced but sometimes they can be built on common ground and an understanding of one another's tribulations.
Part 2 here
Donatello x Reader
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Having a crush on someone sucks. Having a crush on someone who has eyes for someone else sucks even more. This is the sad truth of your current circumstances. You knew that high school would come with its challenges but you weren’t prepared for the fact that you’d fall for the careless, hockey-loving maniac from your math class. It began with a casual friendship before feelings deepened on your end. Feelings that wouldn’t seem so terrible were it not for April O’Neil. You have absolutely nothing against the girl but it’s clear as day that she unfortunately has Casey’s heart in her stronghold. It’s not like you could even vent these frustrations, given that the only friends you have happen to be those two people. 
Then, through some shenanigans that seem like the norm for you now, you meet four turtle brothers - one of whom is in the same boat as you. Not to mention, between the very two friends in question. Were it not heartbreaking to witness each other trying your hardest to grab the attention of your crushes, you’d find some humour in this.
You tried hanging out with Raphael more in an attempt to get in close quarters with Casey, seeing as they’re practically tied at the hip, only for you to realise that the rough-and-tumble environment isn’t your strong suit. That’s when they both suggested you try your hand at assisting Donatello in his laboratory given your aptitude for the sciences. What they failed to realise is that you do well in class but that doesn’t inherently mean you enjoy it. Theoretical sciences and learning about how things work are interesting but there aren’t enough practical applications that allow you to engage in the school environment. The closest you’ve gotten to having fun was when you made “elephant toothpaste” for a chemistry lesson but that’s about it. 
Nonetheless, you see no harm in passing by the lab and giving the brainiac brothers a visit. Other than your not-so-subtle pining towards the other humans in the group, nothing has been outwardly mentioned about the situation you are both in. Neither of you has hung out enough to have that conversation. It wouldn’t be weird to talk about it, would it? A query that shall not yet receive an answer seeing as you’ve already knocked on the large, metal door. You walk through the open garage to see a couple of legs poking out from under the battle shell. 
“Huh? Oh! Y/n, sorry- Ow!” He slides out from beneath the vehicle and rubs the fresh bruise forming on his head. “Sorry, I’m a little busy, right now. I think Leo is watching Space Heroes if you’re looking for someone to hang out with, though.”
“Actually, I came by to see if you needed any help,” you offer, holding your hands behind your back respectfully whilst also trying not to laugh. 
His eyes widen, having not expected such a proposal, and he’s quick to scramble to his feet.  “Oh, okay! Let’s see- uh… how are you with engine repairs?”
“Depends.” Your tongue clicks contemplatively. “Is it gas, electric, or hybrid?”
“That already tells me you know more than enough,” he chuckles. “Here, I’ll show you.”
He opens the hood of the van to reveal the ensemble of burnt-out parts and overworked mechanisms. The guys’ last mission must have been intense because this engine is almost in complete disarray. Were it not for the fact that your Uncle is a mechanic, you’d be sweating under the pressure of somehow ruining this heap of metal more than it already is. A probability still if you want to jinx your person but that’s getting ahead of yourself. 
Donatello gestures towards a box of spare parts and holds the back of his neck. “These just need to be taken out and replaced. It’s probably the easiest of what needs doing but I also need to finish rewiring the brakes, check the throttle calibration, replenish the weapons ammunition-”
“You need an extra set of hands to get it done quicker,” you cut him off with a smile. “I’ll see what I can do.��� 
He bares a gap-toothed smile in response and nods before resuming his initial position beneath the vehicle to finish the brake wiring. This leaves you to begin on your assigned job. For starters, you’re glad that this is a case of piecemeal repair rather than a complete engine rebuild. You’d be out of your depth were that the case. You start by pulling the entire engine out via a hoist, assisted by a load levelling bar so that it doesn’t tilt at a funny angle. Then, you secure it onto a stand and glance over what you’re working with. The crankshaft, piston ring compressor, oil filter, and fan need the most attention, so you start with those first. Just to save the disturbance, you look into a few tutorials on your phone to make sure you’re doing it correctly. 
During this entire time, the two of you work on separate parts of the battle shell in silence, seemingly content with your tasks. By now, Donnie has moved on to tightening the wheels’ lug holes. Admittedly, you had been concerned about a lack of things to talk about but this is a nice settlement. It’s certainly the most relaxed you’ve felt in a while; something to keep you distracted from the quelling of your hopeless romantic attraction. Plus, you have this sense of relief from finally being able to work on something with your hands rather than straining your brain over textbooks and pop quizzes.
"Question,” he starts abruptly, keeping his eyes on the centre cap of the wheel. “What’s it you like so much about that cave mouth?"
First, you blink quickly to yourself, having not expected to get into the nitty gritty of it so soon. So much for being distracted but you can’t be mad. Curiosity isn’t something to be berated. Then, you find yourself snickering at the mildly degrading nickname. The question may appear brash but he’s puzzled by why April seems to like Casey so much. Hearing it from you might give him the insight he needs to turn the odds in his favour. He’ll take anything at this point. 
"I dunno. There's just this air to him that I like. He's an ass, I am well aware of that, but he's fun, you know?” you admit awkwardly. “Psh! Don't ask me to explain it. You can't really put that stuff into words." You squint down at him, lips poised mockingly. "What is it you like about April so much?"
He halts his own task and glances down at his hands, cheeks reddening as he thinks about the girl of his dreams. "She just... had my heart from the first moment I saw her."
"Wow. The first girl you ever see in your life and it's just like that.” Yes, that bit of information is known thanks to our dear Raphael. “'Pretty shallow to fall in love with someone based on looks if you ask me." 
"You would know,” he scoffs sarcastically.
"Now you're calling Casey ugly?” you ask, both playful and moderately offended on your crush’s behalf. “Man, you really don't like him."
"I’m sure the same goes for you with April!"
"Hey! I don't stoop so low into my dissatisfaction of the circumstances to insult her." A wry grin then beckons your lips. "Although~"
"Whatever you think you're going to say, don't."
The staring match doesn't last long, breaking beneath a shared laugh; fond and unwilted by the ache in your hearts, which has been forgotten for a split moment to enjoy each other's company.
From that point on, that’s precisely what you did. More often than not, you found yourself in the confines of his garage, assisting him with the occasional doohickey and thingymabob. Even if there wasn’t much you could help with, you wound up being a decent lab partner in any case. In turn, he would offer to help you with your homework if you had any particularly difficult assignments. Your grades have never looked so good. When neither of you were doing that, you’d simply hang out and rant about little annoyances with your unreciprocated infatuations. 
“I mean, I try some jokes here and there but nothing seems to land,” he concedes begrudgingly, throwing his body weight into the back of his chair.
“Can I hear one?” you inquire as you gently swing around in your own seat. 
His lips press together and he mulls it over before sighing, “Okay, so, you remember how I told you about Metal Head?” You nod, to which he continues, “Well, the first time I took him out for a spin, we were on watch duty together. That’s when I asked her if she likes metal.”
He groans to himself as he replays the memory in his head, only now realising how corny that must have sounded at the time. However, you laugh and not the heckling kind either. Your head tilts back into your chair, knees lifting to compensate for the tension in your shaking stomach. How could April have not loved something as precious as that? The girl must be crazy because that would have worked on you in a heartbeat. 
“You should’ve asked if her favourite dance move is the robot,” you say in between laughs. “No, wait, wait! I got a better one! Ask her out to the circuits for a date!”
Donatello can only smile at your self-induced amusement, happy that there’s an appreciation for nerdy pickup lines and puns. They may not work on his crush - and his brothers sure don’t find them that funny - but he’s glad at least one person around here gets it. 
It felt good to know that you had a friend you could be closer to because of your mutual understanding. For the first time since you realised your feelings for your schoolmate, you didn’t feel so alone. This bond formed on cluttered affection may have seemed unlikely to begin with but who are you to complain now? You and Donnie have a good thing going given your positions. 
That is until your heart diverts its attention towards the very turtle. 
You came to the realisation when he expressed his excitement in showing you his newest invention. The fact that he had called upon you first made you feel special. It made you feel wanted and desired for the first time in your life. A seemingly small phenomenon given how he merely wanted to showcase something to you but the way it had tugged your heart was unparalleled to anything else you had ever experienced - and that smile. You could have happily fawned over that proud grin of proclaimed accomplishment and self-justified pride for the rest of that day. Then, it all came crashing down on you like heaps of scrap in a junkyard. You have fallen for someone who is in love with April. Again. Are you just doomed to fall for any man that crushes this girl? This must be some sick joke. One that you don’t find yourself laughing at. 
It eats away at you for the days - weeks - to come. You can’t console anyone on the matter, either. If any of his family catches wind, there’s a chance of him finding out. An outcome you wish to avoid if possible. As for Casey and April, dear lord you don’t even want to know what would happen if you told them. You’re at square one again just as before: crushing on someone who will never feel the same way about you. Rotting in a pool of your self-made disillusion.
Alone.
Having a crush on someone sucks.
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lazeecomet · 6 months ago
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The Story of KLogs: What happens when an Mechanical Engineer codes
Since i no longer work at Wearhouse Automation Startup (WAS for short) and havnt for many years i feel as though i should recount the tale of the most bonkers program i ever wrote, but we need to establish some background
WAS has its HQ very far away from the big customer site and i worked as a Field Service Engineer (FSE) on site. so i learned early on that if a problem needed to be solved fast, WE had to do it. we never got many updates on what was coming down the pipeline for us or what issues were being worked on. this made us very independent
As such, we got good at reading the robot logs ourselves. it took too much time to send the logs off to HQ for analysis and get back what the problem was. we can read. now GETTING the logs is another thing.
the early robots we cut our teeth on used 2.4 gHz wifi to communicate with FSE's so dumping the logs was as simple as pushing a button in a little application and it would spit out a txt file
later on our robots were upgraded to use a 2.4 mHz xbee radio to communicate with us. which was FUCKING SLOW. and log dumping became a much more tedious process. you had to connect, go to logging mode, and then the robot would vomit all the logs in the past 2 min OR the entirety of its memory bank (only 2 options) into a terminal window. you would then save the terminal window and open it in a text editor to read them. it could take up to 5 min to dump the entire log file and if you didnt dump fast enough, the ACK messages from the control server would fill up the logs and erase the error as the memory overwrote itself.
this missing logs problem was a Big Deal for software who now weren't getting every log from every error so a NEW method of saving logs was devised: the robot would just vomit the log data in real time over a DIFFERENT radio and we would save it to a KQL server. Thanks Daddy Microsoft.
now whats KQL you may be asking. why, its Microsofts very own SQL clone! its Kusto Query Language. never mind that the system uses a SQL database for daily operations. lets use this proprietary Microsoft thing because they are paying us
so yay, problem solved. we now never miss the logs. so how do we read them if they are split up line by line in a database? why with a query of course!
select * from tbLogs where RobotUID = [64CharLongString] and timestamp > [UnixTimeCode]
if this makes no sense to you, CONGRATULATIONS! you found the problem with this setup. Most FSE's were BAD at SQL which meant they didnt read logs anymore. If you do understand what the query is, CONGRATULATIONS! you see why this is Very Stupid.
You could not search by robot name. each robot had some arbitrarily assigned 64 character long string as an identifier and the timestamps were not set to local time. so you had run a lookup query to find the right name and do some time zone math to figure out what part of the logs to read. oh yeah and you had to download KQL to view them. so now we had both SQL and KQL on our computers
NOBODY in the field like this.
But Daddy Microsoft comes to the rescue
see we didnt JUST get KQL with part of that deal. we got the entire Microsoft cloud suite. and some people (like me) had been automating emails and stuff with Power Automate
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This is Microsoft Power Automate. its Microsoft's version of Scratch but it has hooks into everything Microsoft. SharePoint, Teams, Outlook, Excel, it can integrate with all of it. i had been using it to send an email once a day with a list of all the robots in maintenance.
this gave me an idea
and i checked
and Power Automate had hooks for KQL
KLogs is actually short for Kusto Logs
I did not know how to program in Power Automate but damn it anything is better then writing KQL queries. so i got to work. and about 2 months later i had a BEHEMOTH of a Power Automate program. it lagged the webpage and many times when i tried to edit something my changes wouldn't take and i would have to click in very specific ways to ensure none of my variables were getting nuked. i dont think this was the intended purpose of Power Automate but this is what it did
the KLogger would watch a list of Teams chats and when someone typed "klogs" or pasted a copy of an ERROR mesage, it would spring into action.
it extracted the robot name from the message and timestamp from teams
it would lookup the name in the database to find the 64 long string UID and the location that robot was assigned too
it would reply to the message in teams saying it found a robot name and was getting logs
it would run a KQL query for the database and get the control system logs then export then into a CSV
it would save the CSV with the a .xls extension into a folder in ShairPoint (it would make a new folder for each day and location if it didnt have one already)
it would send ANOTHER message in teams with a LINK to the file in SharePoint
it would then enter a loop and scour the robot logs looking for the keyword ESTOP to find the error. (it did this because Kusto was SLOWER then the xbee radio and had up to a 10 min delay on syncing)
if it found the error, it would adjust its start and end timestamps to capture it and export the robot logs book-ended from the event by ~ 1 min. if it didnt, it would use the timestamp from when it was triggered +/- 5 min
it saved THOSE logs to SharePoint the same way as before
it would send ANOTHER message in teams with a link to the files
it would then check if the error was 1 of 3 very specific type of error with the camera. if it was it extracted the base64 jpg image saved in KQL as a byte array, do the math to convert it, and save that as a jpg in SharePoint (and link it of course)
and then it would terminate. and if it encountered an error anywhere in all of this, i had logic where it would spit back an error message in Teams as plaintext explaining what step failed and the program would close gracefully
I deployed it without asking anyone at one of the sites that was struggling. i just pointed it at their chat and turned it on. it had a bit of a rocky start (spammed chat) but man did the FSE's LOVE IT.
about 6 months later software deployed their answer to reading the logs: a webpage that acted as a nice GUI to the KQL database. much better then an CSV file
it still needed you to scroll though a big drop-down of robot names and enter a timestamp, but i noticed something. all that did was just change part of the URL and refresh the webpage
SO I MADE KLOGS 2 AND HAD IT GENERATE THE URL FOR YOU AND REPLY TO YOUR MESSAGE WITH IT. (it also still did the control server and jpg stuff). Theres a non-zero chance that klogs was still in use long after i left that job
now i dont recommend anyone use power automate like this. its clunky and weird. i had to make a variable called "Carrage Return" which was a blank text box that i pressed enter one time in because it was incapable of understanding /n or generating a new line in any capacity OTHER then this (thanks support forum).
im also sure this probably is giving the actual programmer people anxiety. imagine working at a company and then some rando you've never seen but only heard about as "the FSE whos really good at root causing stuff", in a department that does not do any coding, managed to, in their spare time, build and release and entire workflow piggybacking on your work without any oversight, code review, or permission.....and everyone liked it
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chungledown-bimothy · 2 years ago
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Facts Redux- Burrow's End
(I deleted the first one because I wasn't sure how I wanted to add on the nature facts. This will be updated after every episode/adventuring party if applicable)
Weird British Shit:
The Red Warren:
Baby teeth are called milk teeth for stoats and humans.
Stotal Recall: (Adventuring Party 1)
In the 50s, in an attempt at rabbit population control, the British government engineered a disease called myxomatosis, to which the rabbits are beginning to evolve an immunity.
Myxomatosis is also a song by famous English rock band Radiohead. (And in my opinion, it fucks severely)
Bearing the Consequences:
Unknown amount of math
A Second Sun:
They pronounce ermine, and mainly other words, differently.
Protect the Light:
57% is still considered a passing grade in the UK
The Burrito Was Achieved: (Adventuring Party 6)
British gasps are a very calm "oh, no".
Weird Nature Shit:
Bearing the Consequences:
Bears can make butt plugs out of moss. (Brennan)
A baculum is a dick bone. (Aabria)
Foxes have a baculum, dogs don't. (Siobhan)
Otters are also mustelids. (Aabria)
A Second Sun:
Ermine (noun): A stoat, especially when in its white winter coat.
The First Stoats:
Stoats are #59 on the Global Invasive Species Database list of 100 worst invasive species
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the-ace-with-spades · 1 year ago
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Bradley was a total loser in high school but in the way that he was still liked by everyone. He was all over the place, playing baseball, doing theater (mostly musicals...), and keeping up with all the 'nerds' in his year in maths and physics, a mathlete, all to make himself a good candidate for the USNA. He'd also go to youth military camps during summer and worked a part-time job since he was a sophomore.
Everyone at school knew of him, but he was so closed off that he was a mystery to many, which in turn made him have close to zero friends, but people liked him and he was never bullied. This was partially due to being too busy to have friends, partially due to him being afraid to bring friends home (because of Mav and Ice's secret relations...) and partially because Bradley had a hard time making friends in general — he's been moving around a lot as a kid and often had to swap schools mid-semester but also had more trauma and issues than your average kid.
And a lot of the kids who did try to befriend him were intimidated —Bradley was a chill, friendly, and nice guy on the surface, very talented as well, seemed not to care about other people's opinions and just did his thing, but then the minute you learned more about him, he was intense. He had his whole life planned already in a way most teenagers do not — chose his college, chose the job he wants, has been preparing for it for years already. Military camps, pilot licence, science on a level suitable for aerospace engineering, multiple side hobbies, all successful, deep knowledge of the military and political scene, all before he even finished high school. To the kids who learned more about him he was cool, but in the 'he seems like a future legend' way, almost too picture-perfect. It was very isolating for Bradley but also something he carried into adulthood out of haplessness — he can be the heart of the crowd, but he's never close with anyone, opposite of an open book, always trying to do his own thing while trying to not care about what others think (this has also been exaggerated by what Mav did to his USNA application...)
Jake was from the popular crowd but a lot of people only pretended to like him. He was the football star and had pretty good grades, took part in the debate club and also volunteered with their church — in their small town, he was the perfect golden child. Every parent wanted their kid to be like him. A lot of people only befriended him because they thought being friends with him would also put them on the same pedestal and were pretty fake, disliking him behind his back.
On the inside though, he was just the local farmers' boy who always gave all of himself to others, no matter what it was. His humility was genuine at the beginning but when everyone questioned him and called it fake, he started to have an attitude just to appease everyone's expectations and not be eaten alive. He didn't know what he wanted to do with his life but he tried to give his best whatever he wasn't doing — so a lot of the things he did were what he felt was expected of him. He's tall and athletic, their football team is good — he should join. His dad never finished high school and wanted his kids to have a good education — so he tried his best to make him proud. His mama ran the local book club and helped the church and their pastor almost every day — he should show that he inherited some of her leadership and good, god-lead heart. It even went to a point where he knew he wasn't interested in girls at all, but felt like he had to try because that's what teenage popular boys do — they date, they hook up, they have crushes.
Choosing to go USNA and deciding he wanted to be an aviator was the first thing he did for himself (after letting himself develop a fascination with flying and planes first) and so many people were disappointed with him — so many people said he was wasting his potential, a career in varsity football, any other potentially well-paying, respected jobs he could get if he went to a good college and not joined the military. Every single adult discouraged him from it, telling him how he's not going to do well and how he had more options than almost all of the kids in their town. Even his own parents were, well not unsupportive but also not very supportive. His dad who had been drafted, openly discouraged him from joining the military and often said he should not waste all his hard work.
(The above was brought to you by a fic idea: Bradley didn't go to his high school reunion but when Jake gets an invite for his, he feels like he needs to go to prove something to himself - that all the people who said he's wasting his potential and who pretended to like him to be in the right social circles were wrong and that he's happy and satisfied with his life.
He and Bradley are together at the time and he decides to take him as his plus one. This proves to be another challenge — taking his boyfriend to his small, kinda homophobic town, and trying to fight off the reality and judgment from all the people he's always wanted to please and prove something to.
Especially since Bradley doesn't completely understand why Jake wants to do it — he can see how badly it's affecting him and he just doesn't get the point of doing something or interacting with people who make Jake feel shitty about himself. He's conflicted between being supportive and calling Jake out on how self-destructive and pointless the whole reunion is for him.
Also: Jake's parents and Jake's ex-girlfriends. Disaster waiting to happen.)
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hath-e · 4 months ago
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G-Witch is my favorite anime/series/whatever other name of episodic media there is. And that is for a simple reason, it hits all the notes that I love in media:
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Also have some cool fan art :>
And I'll list those things, because why not:
1. It's clearly made with effort and is actually trying to say something about the world. So I'm not a big fan of media that just focuses on being "content" media which selling point is "x is cool" I personally prefer if my game/movie/series has an actual message behind it, especially if it serves as a metaphor for something currently on going, and pretty much all of Gundam is that (ignore the build series)
2. It's mecha. I am a huge huge fan of big robots, or anything mechanical for that sake, I absolutely adore machines of all kind, I love machines and if it wasn't for perpetual skill issue in maths I would have gone to Uni for mechanical engineering.
3. Female protag. A moot point maybe, but I really like when the protagonist of something is a woman (especially more if she's trans but that's not really applicable) it just makes me feel more represented and it makes it more "comfy" for me.
4. Queer rep. So G-Witch is the first Gundam show to not only have a fem protag but also the first to have a queer main couple, and while it's not confirmed anywhere whether they're Lesbians they're sapphic and that is enough for me to say it's rep that makes me feel seen.
5. It's animated. This is definitely just a moot point but I just prefer my media animated and stylized over being realistic, but for me it just makes it that much more comfy.
Sure there's definitely more stuff to like about it but seeing all 5 of those mixed for the first time really hit me, this is just perfect for me and makes G-Witch the perfect comfort media for me. I would love to see more stuff like that and tbh I wish there was more of it to watch, but at least for a while I doubt there will be more of it.
So yeah more G-Witch please it feels like it was made perfectly for me :>
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the-most-humble-blog · 2 months ago
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💥 The Feminist Myth of the Harmless Male / Incel
(Strike the word. Because there’s no fcking difference when containment’s gone.)*
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🚨 ACT I: “The Harmless Male” Is a Woke Fairytale with a Body Count
Let’s set the record straight:
The average man — not a psycho, not a vet, not a juicehead named Chad — Can kill you. With his hands. And that’s before he’s even mad.
You don’t need a tactical vest or a criminal record to be dangerous. You just need testosterone and a reason.
Let’s do some real math:
Male grip strength? Enough to crush a soda can with a handshake.
Reaction time? Faster than most women can scream.
Bone density? Armor.
Natural aggression + centuries of conditioning? Nuclear f*cking cocktail.
And you know why he hasn’t snapped yet?
Because he’s been told he’s not allowed to. Because society has a fragile agreement with him:
“Play nice, or we treat you like a threat.”
Guess what?
He’s been playing nice. You’re not prepared for what it looks like when he doesn’t.
🧠 ACT II: The Containment Field Isn’t Made of Feminism — It’s Made of Male Patience
When you get in a man’s face — Call him an incel, a failure, a “non-man,” Say “ew” to his existence, Mock his height, his paycheck, his haircut, his pain, Laugh when he cries, Report him when he responds, Celebrate when he’s silent —
You’re not “empowering” anything. You’re tampon-dancing on a pressure mine.
And that mine? It’s filled with quiet rage and limbic instability.
You think you're winning. You think he's too broken to fight back. You're wrong.
He’s holding back because he’s been told:
"If you snap, you're a monster."
But here's the thing:
He's already being treated like one. So eventually? He stops trying to act different.
💣 ACT III: The Only Difference Between an “Incel” and a Cop Is a Job Application
Let’s talk about the myth of safety.
You think the guy pulling you over at 2am isn’t bitter? You think your HR boss isn’t 5 years into a celibate spiral? You think the man scanning your groceries, who hasn’t been touched in 7 years, isn’t one bad insult away from collapse?
Wake up.
“Incel” isn’t a slur. It’s a status. And it lives right beneath the surface of men you call harmless.
The only difference between the cop, the bus driver, and the guy you scream at on TikTok?
One passed a background check. Not a therapy session.
🤬 ACT IV: You Built the Rage Machine — Then Mocked It
This culture tells men:
“If you cry, you’re weak.”
“If you speak up, you’re creepy.”
“If you’re silent, you’re suspicious.”
“If you’re angry, you’re toxic.”
“If you’re confident, you’re arrogant.”
“If you’re shy, you’re worthless.”
“If you’re poor, you’re invisible.”
“If you’re rich, you’re a problem.”
You took every version of masculinity — Every single fcking one* — And invalidated it.
Then, when the men snapped? You acted shocked.
Like you didn’t build this. Like the rage just fell from the sky.
🧬 ACT V: Male Violence Isn’t Random. It’s Engineered.
You know how you get violence?
Take a man. Deny him respect. Deny him love. Deny him purpose. Deny him softness. Then laugh.
Tell him he’s nothing. Tell him he’s dangerous no matter what he does. Tell him his masculinity is a problem. Tell him to “man up” while stripping away what that even means.
And guess what?
One day, he believes you.
Then?
He acts like you told him he would.
And the same feminists who mocked him will cry into the same microphones they used to dehumanize him — sobbing about “male violence” as if they weren’t the f*cking catalyst.
🪖 ACT VI: You Keep Saying “Incels Are Dangerous”
You’re right. They are.
But not because they were born that way. Because society:
Starved them of affection
Mocked their loneliness
Criminalized their attraction
Ignored their grief
Rewarded women for humiliating them
And called them monsters before they ever laid a hand on anyone
And when one finally breaks?
“See? We told you they were bad.”
You created a war of identity, and now you're mad that someone brought bullets.
😬 ACT VII: Here’s the Cold Truth You’ll Never Say on NPR
An “incel” can be dangerous. So can a so-called “healthy, masculine male.”
You think the clean-shaven accountant at your CrossFit gym is “safe” because he has a golden retriever and pays taxes?
Cool.
Push him hard enough — Betray him deep enough — And he becomes the same uncontainable force of wrath you thought was exclusive to Reddit trolls and school shooters.
There is no safe version. There is only respect, or retribution.
🩸 FINAL VERDICT: Containment Was a Gift
The incel you mock?
He was holding back. Until your “jokes” gave him a reason not to.
The “safe man” you trust?
He’s just better at faking it. For now.
So no, there's not a big difference between an incel and a man.
There’s just a difference in what they’ve lost.
One still has something to live for. The other’s just waiting for you to push him off the edge.
🔁 Reblog if you know containment isn’t cowardice — it’s mercy. 🧠 Comment if you’re tired of watching the warning signs get mocked. 💣 Follow for more emotional landmines that bite back when stepped on.
⚖️ LEGAL DISCLAIMER:
This post is written for the purpose of artistic expression, cultural critique, and psychological analysis. It does not condone or encourage violence, harassment, or discrimination. Any references to anger, masculinity, or consequences are symbolic and rooted in observed sociocultural tension. This is not a threat. It’s a warning. If you're offended, ask whether it's because it's wrong — or because it’s too damn accurate.
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cyberstudious · 9 months ago
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Free Resources for Learning Cybersecurity
I created this post for the Studyblr Masterpost Jam, check out the tag for more cool masterposts from folks in the studyblr community!
Free Online Courses
Linux Foundation Cybersecurity Courses - many of their beginner/introductory courses are free
Professor Messer's Security+ Course - a great intro to cybersecurity, gave me the skills to pass my Security+ exam
Khan Academy Cryptography - solid foundations for understanding the math behind encryption
ISC2's new entry level cert & training CC is free, although for a limited time
Linux Journey - learn Linux, the command line, and basic networking
Free CTFs & Ways to Practice
What is a CTF? - HackTheBox isn't a free platform, but this is a good article explaining what a CTF is and how to approach it
OverTheWire Bandit - practice your Linux skills
PicoCTF - this one already ran this year but their website has plenty of resources
Microcorruption - binary exploitation challenges
Hacker101 - web security CTF
Cryptopals Cryptography Challenges
Nightmare - binary exploitation & reverse engineering challenges
Cybersecurity News: follow what's happening in the industry
KrebsOnSecurity - security & cybercrime news, investigative journalism
SANS StormCast - daily 5-minute security news podcast
SANS Internet Storm Center - security blog posts
Cisco Talos blog - security news, threat intelligence & malware investigations
Schneier on Security - security & society
Black Hills Information Security webcasts
Darknet Diaries podcast
Other Free Resources
Trail of Bits's CTF Field Guide
PicoCTF Resources and Practice
SANS Cheat Sheets - all areas of security & tech
OWASP Cheat Sheets - application security & web attacks
LaurieWired's YouTube channel - high-quality videos on low-level tech
LiveOverflow's YouTube channel - binary exploitation
SANS Webinars
Cybersecurity Certifications Roadmap
Cybersecurity Job Supply and Demand Map (for the U.S.)
EFF's Surveillance Self-Defense - guides for how to protect yourself online
Don't Forget the Library!
If you have access to a public or school library, check out their technical books and see what they have to offer. O'Reilly and No Starch Press are my favorite publishers for technical and cybersecurity books, but be on the lookout for study guides for the Security+ and other certifications - these will give you a good introduction to the basics. I wrote more about cybersecurity books in yesterday's masterpost.
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demonictumble · 11 months ago
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I am rereading SoC/CK for the second time and I realized I got Wylan wrong.
He literally explicitly stated in the book that he doesn't like chemistry. He's good at it but that's not his jam. He likes equations, music, etc. and he also likes knowing how things work (the parallels with him and Kaz are a whole thing I wanna get into too)
So I put forth the idea of Wylan as an engineer, maybe a mechanical engineer. He's good at drawing, math, etc. The mechanics are intriguing. He never really thinks about becoming one until everything is kinda in a lull, don't need to spend too much time with finances etc. And just decides to study it.
And realizes how much he loves engineering. The numbers and practical applications. He would devour lectures about all this and becomes an frequent presence at the university where he isn't a student but still pays yknow.
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civilotterneer · 13 days ago
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So if Lye is a Mage of sorts and Livic is a Demon clone - does Civ ever feel left out because they're seemingly the only non-magic being/user?
Or maybe you consider Engineering as a kind of "magic" also
Hehe, engineering isn't 'magic' it's math! The only magical things about it are the cool things we can do with it, like build skyscrapers and design billions of miles of roadway across the United States!
But you are right, sometimes being a magicless amongst all these cool magical people can be a pain, can't do all the fun adventuring or kobold slaying when the town's in danger.
Or can I?
May I introduce yall to the most mystical thing in my possession:
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A firearm!
I know guns are a touchy subject for some people, but for someone like me who doesn't have any way to defend themselves against monsters, and never had the time to learn the way of the sword or some other defensive weapon, the modern firearm is the most user friendly tool to do so.
This guy, just a .308 hunting rifle, has seen pretty limited use, but it was pretty important those limited times. Whenever I leave the protection the Municipal Shield System around the city, this guy goes into the truck with me. You never know what monsters might try and make my quick, easy trip to the valley a not-so-quick, not-so-easy trip.
Otherwise, Lye is the better person to combat monstrous threats. Her magics kept me pretty safe the few times it's happened. It's pretty cool to see her casting, she's a pretty powerful mage.
Livic, well, I've seen him use his devil fire magic, but not in like a combative scenario yet. According to Lye, however, he seems like a great CQC fighter, and mixes magic into it.
Sometimes it does make me feel left out, not being able to cast anything, but alas, it's not like I have a choice. Being a magicless just means that's the fate I have. It'd be so cool to have a magical servant help clean my room, or have the power of the stars at my clawtips, or even just be able to clean the dishes with the snap of a finger.
Instead, I just get to be a mundane little guy. Besides, I make a better driver and note taker than a combat person. I'm kind of a scaredy cat (or scaredy otter), but I've driven Lye out of some bad situations! Turns out she thinks I'm a pretty good driver! Add to that I've found things she just didn't see at first, and I make an okay adventuring partner, just one who needs a bit of protection rather than participating in the combat.
And I won't lie, I'm a pretty good shot. Not like Sniper Elite or like I'd win any awards at a gun show, but I'm good enough to keep a group of kobolds from chewing on me.
Now, if I WAS to learn one of those cool melee defense weapons, it'd have to be a gunlance! Those guys who parade around in big sets of armor and wield heavy shields and gunlances? That'd be awesome!
Alas, that's a pretty hard training school to get into. Luckily for me, the 'school of Winchester' takes all applicants.
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pumpkingrumpkin · 3 months ago
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So first episode of tmagp season 2 was a RIDE. Me and my friend have had some Thoughts on Colin and Freddie and data integration. I thought it could be fun to share them in case other people found interest! :
Firstly, my pal thinks that Colin might have been becoming an avatar in some way like Ink5oul. Ink5oul was unaware of what was happening to them also, and they had the same kind of angry fear about the situation they were in (even if they found some twisted joy in theirs sometimes).
The rest of this is from the episode itself:
Colin is organically joined to computer w/o blood when Gwen and Alice find him. (Note that the stage implies blood was present in the recording of Colin attacking Freddie, assuming blood is in fact Colin's and Freddie isn't bleeding?).
Host=self.host -> Freddie running as itself? Freddie sees 'Becher' i.e. Colin as an extension (of itself?) - evidence towards Colin being an avatar related to Freddie.
"self.host runtime interruption" caused by the crowbar. THEN as attack happens Colin's 'administrator privilege' is revoked.
It sounds Freddie is physically doing something to Colin after the crowbar attack. Computer has control over physical parts of itself? As in it can move them - reference is made to Freddie physically grabbing Colin and "forcibly dragged" into the server. Note: Freddie has physical defences!!!
This happens AFTER the crowbar "unexpected data" is "isolated/resolved". Which is also when it states that "Independent operation permissions revoked" and "Node integration running". Did it view Colin as a part of its system? A part that was independent of Freddie but still belonged to it. Other parts of the system include everything that's been recording on inc. computers/phones/cameras.
Now that Colin has attacked Freddie, it has deemed that the independent external part of its system cannot be trusted to remain independent. So it is now absorbing him into it's central system (the server itself).
Colin's organic matter is mostly discarded (the bit where Freddie is discarding data e.g. carbon.BECHER). The only exception is sulphur.BECHER which is *uploaded*!!! Sulphur has applications in computers to help them process data more efficiently - specifically mimicking how the human brain processes stuff (according to the article below at least). Which implies that Freddie is discarding Colin's body apart from the bits that are useful for processing the 'non-physical bits' of him.
(also: https://eprints.soton.ac.uk/396823/1/JLT_acp_nh_acp%2526hj_review_v2_r1_final.pdf)
"Extension BECHER" is "resolved" after the elemental data is discarded, which supports this! (credit to Edward Elric for training me to recognise what makes up a human body). Freddie then reads out "Data integration cycle ongoing <0.02%>" which implies that it is still processing some of the "data" from absorbing Colin. This happens 3 minutes from when Colin starts being absorbed. If you do the maths this means that this data will be 100% integrated after 25 hours i.e. data integration of Colin in just over a day!!
I think this means we might get Colin as another voice in the computer - but I'm not sure what this means for Chester/Jon, Norris/Martin and Augustus/Jonah. In the same chunk of Freddie dialogue as data integration we get that the "self.host errors" are resolved (which I think means Freddie is up and running) BUT that ".jmj error not resolved". To me jmj is very Jon/Martin/Jonah coded - so I am curious what is going to happen with regards to that and what the error implies.
ALSO Freddie states that "New administrator privileges assigned". Which to me means someone else has been given Colin's role as Administrator to Freddie. And I don't know about you guys but titles never seem to go well for the person given them in the magus verse.
God I am so excited for the rest of this season!!!
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