#Funktion-One

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Funktion-One

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[aleksa-sims]

WCIF Build for download

Link under the cut

The house is actually not furnished (yet). There’s some stuff in it, to make it look old & decrepit, but the kitchen is not funktional. I’ve only used it for my story (setup). I plan to finish- or renovate it, but I got asks about it, so here it is!

➡️Download ⬅️ (Trayfiles and some included CC)

CC you need for this build: ⬇️

FOLKLORE - Skanzen Set Part 3 

[KKB'sMM]Woodysome Part1 - Fence

Sims4Luxury_Farmhouse_Entry_Double_Door_Arch

AnYe pinewood dining chair

Never Ending Glass Door Buildset Frame Ends

Simxties Ella Window 1x3 | Minc

Freak_lis2_Shelf07

ESTATE Part 2

awingedllama Windows & Doors

awingedlama Nostalgia Living CC Stuff Pack

AnYe Ashwood mirror

Freak_TwinMirror_ClothesPile01 and Desk

FOLKLORE - Heritage Set Pt1 

INTARSIA - Heirloom Set (Deco-Items and Wall-pics)

The Thin window & Door KKB

ESTATE Part 1

Cheap & chipped

SYB scruff & Stuff Part 5

SYB scruff & Stuff Part 4

SYB scruff & Stuff Part 3

SYB scruff & stuff Part 2

SYB scruff & stuff Part 1

The Coastal Collection - Part One

rapamaali wallpaper

In the zip folder are the tray files and an additional folder (ModsCC) with some included CC.

First check if you already have some of the included CC in your game/mods folder to avoid duplicates!!!

[janahanooo]

Imagine they mod the Pokemon GO so it's NRC themed instead

Ooo! That would be cool!

So not just the map changed, so does the player skin and the funktions too!

Would that mean, that there are new pokémons too? That you can only catch in Twst/NRC?

Idia: so you're a pokémon expert

Yuu: yes, I would say so

Idia: okay, then what is this?

Yuu: ...that. that looks like Horntorn to be honest. So a new one I guess?

I can imagine Yuu getting lost on a daily basis, and someone coming to rescue them, while they got themselfs a ton of new Pokémons (that looks odly similar to their friends)

Ace: where is Yuu?

Deuce: last time I saw them, they were playing that game on their phone

Ace: oh. So they got lost again...

Yuu: *somewhere deep in the magical forest* ooo! A pokémon that looks and acts like Silver! I need it!

[teecupangel]

Hey, it's me again :D

I have this plot idea or whatever it is called stuck in my head for some days now (not rlly connected tho to the HZD hc). It's kinda like an reincarnation/time travel fix it? Maybe? Sort of? And it could be AltDes, bc I love them together. You can use it tho if you like and/or if it tickles your fancy

Like Desmond grows up constantly being lonely, physically and emotionally. We know William and he prioritized Desmonds training over everything else. He runs away from the farm, doesn't trust other people bc he always has to watch his back so that his father & etc. won't find him(I honestly can't remember if he in game knew that The Farm was run by assassins and that the Templars exist).

Fast forward to like round about AC Brotherhood maybe? Also I am not entirely sure about Lucy, if she still was a template by the time Desmond stabbed her or if Juno (if I remember correctly) just didn't want her to interfere with her plan. Maybe Desmond has started to kind of consider her and the others as kind-of-friends-he-is-not-entirely-sure, but he is still wary of them, keeping them at a certain distance.

Either through coincidence, luck, the apple, Map, other Isu-bs or information from the assassin network, they find an old Isu-facility. Though accident, Desmond activates the facility and he and the others learn either by a until then dormant Isu-consciousness or through other means what this facility does.

They learn that it is a fabrication facility, to be exact, a human fabrication facility. The Isu started this project back when the humans began to rebel against them and it was supposed to 'replace' those who fled and rebelled against them. It was never finished and the only one of its kind. It was supposed to store 'souls' from deceased humans, so they can be 'reused' in new bodies, bc artificially constructing a soul is very difficult and heavily recourse, time and energy consuming. But the Isu couldn't ever get it to work properly, so it can only store 'Souls' who have some kind of Isu-'DNA'-Marker inside of them and the way how they are stored is like, they get pulled from the body and be dormant until 'reused' or they would just disperse. They are only able to be stored in their state of death, so technically they have all their 'memories' of their past life and the plan was for the memories to be wiped just before transferring them into a new body (which would be constructed in the facility, or at least that was the plan).

Maybe bc of a combination of his bleed, his current situation (mentally deteriorating; his lack of real emotional connection(at least that he is aware of) and wishing for someone to just be there for him, accepting him etc; the knowledge that the others kind of just do their job) and maybe a little bit of the feeling of impending doom he by accident starts the facility and either bc he doesn't register it or isn't sure what happened, he leaves and comes back maybe around two days later. He finds a tank/pod or whatever with a body inside of it(fully grown out but doesn't see the face). Now maybe he smashes the glass and gets the body out of there, it opens on its own or the one inside of the pod tries to break free(maybe succeeding). Either way, he gets the body out of the tank/pod and looks at the face and recognizes Altaïr. A reason why him could be because in the moment where Desmond accidentally started the facility, he has bled Altaïr (or as him), or thought about him in some other way and the facility is controlled via thoughts(but it can only be operated by someone who has at least a certain percentage of Isu-DNA, like in this case Desmond).

One path could be that Altaïr's souls wasn't wiped of his memories, bc the Isu couldn't fully implement this function or some kind of error occured or due to structural damage this part of the facility is too damaged to Funktion properly, so he still has all his memories from his previous life until his death. Or another idea would be that his memories would be partially wiped, bc of the same reasons but their effect would be a little different.

Desmond would form a emotional connection or attachment towards him, for example bc of his bleed, his loneliness. There is this little scene in my head, where Altaïr helps Desmond calm down, from either a heavy bleed episode or some kind of panic attack, where he ends up holding Desmond who clings to him like a life line. With the others he always tried to keep physical contact to a minimum, maybe bc it would make him extremely uncomfortable or it felt cold and emotionally distant, but Altaïrs touch in this moment is soft, warm, calming, which stands in stark contrast in comparison to everyone else. Desmond would then subconsciously seek his proximity again and again because Altaïrs presence would help him calm down and his bleed wouldn't be as strong.

How Altaïr would connect with Desmond I'm not really sure but ultimately he would try to help Desmond to the best of his ability and maybe through his knowledge with the apple and other Isu-artifacts or they find other ones and with some Isu-bs they prevent the eye from killing Desmond.

That would be the general gist in my head, but I have some other notes too:

The process of transferring a 'soul' from the 'storage' to the body could be either automated or manually. Maybe the 'soul' has to be pulled out of a basin or something like that and has to be put into the 'empty' body

The facility would only be able to construct one or maybe two bodies and transfer souls into them, before shutting down, either bc the power runs out or a cave in happens, rendering it completely unusable afterwards

Altaïr would probably try to take the others under his wing, kind of like in your 'Zero Eclipse' fic (bc tbh, I kind of really love this concept), after learning what happened to the assassins and how they are struggling. Additionally he definitely does not like William Miles for both his parenting skills and how he leads the assassins

And of course training them, or at least he would train Lucy and Desmond (bc hand to hand combat and close proximity :) )

That is all I have for now, what do you think of it?

Lots of love from me, take care and be safe

Okay, so my thoughts are all over the place XD

I feel like this Isu facility could be the ‘start’ of the resurrection myth in AC.

And we can even tie the facility to the ‘Mead’ that sets up the appearances of Sages of those who participated it.

The second facility that was meant to wipe out the memories could have been Yggdrassil that was stolen by Odin and modified to be used by his kin instead.

If you want to mess with Altaïr further, his body could take some getting used to. He was reborn in his prime after all and Desmond approximate that he might the same age he had been when Desmond had been watching his memories

(Of course, if you want to make Altaïr in his 60s, I’m all in because that man was quite the silver fox as well)

Altaïr believed that he’s trying to get used to his body because he remembered dying as a 90+ year old man.

That could just be the case or… if you wanna screw with him…

Maybe his body is more Isu than human and the strange Isu-human hybrid body that the facility creates is also one of the reasons why the facility was abandoned.

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Timeline-wise, we can go for Brotherhood and we have 2 options:

Option 1: instead of going to the Colosseum , they reached this facility instead because of some reason. We would have to think of a reason for this.

Option 2 is easier to implement. While they are running away from Rome after Vidic and his stooges came at the end of AC2, they had to go to a different path because they heard of a coded message that Templars are around the same route they were going to take. Lucy thinks something is wrong because she didn’t hear of this part of the plan.

Also… None of them knew who was the one that sent the coded message, all they know was that it was sent on Rebecca’s backup backup phone.

The detour leads them farther away from Monteriggioni and into another part of Italy where the facility was underground. They only hid in an abandoned mine because they heard some kind of chatter on a radio frequency they were listening into (turns out some locals were using it because one of their members’ son ran away from home) and Desmond felt something call for him there.

They were only meant to stay inside for the night then try to get to their next safe house (something Lucy insisted) but things go… haywire because of Desmond ‘accidentally’ turning on the device.

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The soul part being a basin could be something similar to my idea of the Afterlife project in the Desmond is Zagreus’ Sage idea.

In that idea, soul is pretty much the memories and consciousness of a person in digital form. This is similar to Clay’s digital avatar in Revelation, only that these souls are in stasis. Maybe Clay even used the same way to upload himself in the Animus.

The basin in the facility could be a ‘middle ground’ that downloads the data of a person from the Afterlife project that still exists somewhere in the world, forever recording every single death of humans (or, if you wanna lower the ‘size’, any being with Isu DNA)

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Lucy would probably try to hide the fact that she’s a Templar even while being trained by Altaïr. Altaïr is super sus of her but everyone keeps saying that she’s an ally and it doesn’t take Altaïr long to know that they wouldn’t believe him if he tells them that he believes she’s a spy.

Desmond might so he focused his attention on Desmond because Desmond never treated him like he needed to be handled with care as someone who had just woken up in this ‘new world’.

That’s how they start to grow closer. Both of them aiming for friendship but ending up in a more intimate relationship because of how easy it was for them to understand one another.

Even if Altaïr was born centuries before Desmond, Desmond’s upbringing on the Farm was too similar to his own in Masyaf that he knew the words Desmond wanted to hear.

The words he had hoped someone would tell him back then.

This could easily go for a ‘us versus the world’ setup if Altaïr isn’t able to connect with the rest of the team as well.

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I read ‘might be able to construct one or two bodies’ and I’m like: counteroffer, Desmond accidentally uses the device again and this time, two more pods start working. Unfortunately, the facility did not have enough resources for both sooooo…

Desmond is now the accidental father of two young babies who may or may not have the memories of Ezio and an unknown ancestor of his (since he doesn’t know Ratonhnhaké:ton is in this one)

Thank you! We're staying safe right now but here's hoping the terrible weather comes to pass soon.

[skopostheorie]

what on earth does your blog title mean

It's Skopostheorie baby! In particular the Skopos rule

A translation (that is, the communication of one symbol, or language, to another to convey meaning) is managed according to its skopos (purpose). Ergo Translation = Funktion(Skopos)

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[manianart]

Who'd have an easier time getting with who?

Cane n Fleetway OR Pale n Knuckles?

Cooonsidering that one had the help of professionals to tackle his deep rooted issues with self loathing and an innate sense of helplessness to combat their ego-issues Has had time to look at how he has acted so far and formed his own new opinions to move away from his douchebag behaviour because it just didn't fith them anymore as well as being pretty much already in a sort of relationship with the one you're asking about

while the other is a man who has had to deal with both physical and mental torture, making him even more hostile towards himself (wich was encouraged even more so by prison staff) and breaking him to a point he often cannot funktion in normal situations while his mind still screams at him in his own old voice about all matter of bad and douche-y things

I'd say Cane would probably have an easier time/ would get together with Fleets sooner

case and point if Cane asked out Fleet it'd probably look something like this:

and then they move on with their day

Meanwhile we got Pale over here still recovering and while his new friends help a lot with that the poor boi is so very confused For example: he is both highly touch averse and at the same time touch starved! wich does not make anything easier as you can probably guess. So most of his interactions with Knuckles go something like this:

Mind this was after Pale made a comment ment to be self loathing but was understood as a joke against Eggman by Knux, who, as you can see, is very much not aware what he's doing to poor Pale

Hope that answers your question

[c-official]

Tierlist part 16: Perl, MetaGolfScript and Elixir

I love a good bit of golfing thus MetaGolfScript is a solid B tier. Now Perl... Perl is a wierd one. First of all the type system is just odd. As far as i can tell it is a mix between static and dynamic. Variables accessed with $ will are staticly scalars but can be any scalars... I don't know what to do with this. To the Soup that is C tier it goes. Apropro wierd now Elixir. A funktional language build around concurency you say? I'm intrigued. BUT DYNAMICLY TYPED! Why. Horible horible horible. You ruined my dreams, to the stew you go. (Note, Elixir is in no particular tier but a second fire under the crucible would be too hazardous so the PHP fire will be reused)

part 15

[nrdmssgs]

Since you made shifters AU - the crowd (me) asks for more. HCs maybe?

Hi, love! Sorry, it took forever. I wasn't sure, anyone would even notice my little shifters. Anyway, here how it started, and let's check, how it's going.

Ground rules

So when creating shifters AU, I made a few rules, that would help me personally in a world building. These rules are valid ONLY in my AU, so don't worry, it's not a must.

Shifting process is long and painful. While the body may change its form relatively fast - it is the shifter's mind that needs time to adapt. The shifter needs some time to remember, who are they and what is happening. The first minutes after the shifting - it is just a scared animal in terrible physical pain, so it can harm even its beloved ones.

Cat shifters are the most feral of all mammal shifters. You don't want to be in the same room with a freshly shifted lynx or lion - their mind needs much more time to come back to 'normal'.

The closer your 'second face' to your human body (in terms of measurements and body funktions) - the easier your shifting process is. Shifting to a mouse is much more complicated than shifting into a bear (because of size differences). Insect/bird/fish shifters are fucked rare and they are doomed to have much more complicated shifting process.

Wolf-shifters are the most common type in my world, because they learn and adapt faster than any others. Also they are very welcome in military because of that. Everybody wants a fellow wolf in their squad.

Shifting process can be trained in time. The more times you shifted - the faster your body and mind adapts. So the fact that cat shifter Nikolai didn't try to harm his beloved is due to his enormous experience.

Second faces

Second face is simply their animal form. One shifter has only one form. I dont make any segregation in my AU and shifters may work alongside non-shifters just fine. Nevertheless, 141 is a shifter party 100%

Captain John Price

I wouldn't dare to NOT make this man a bear. Because c`mon, it's John Price. He has his timing, his fair share of violence, he's highly territorial, he's absolutely gorgeous. If you're not on his team, "Bravo six going second face" is your death sentence. He can chase his prey for miles, he crosses ice-cold rivers and climbs peaky mountains like it's nothing. There is practically no place, where you could hide from him.

Kyle 'Gaz' Garrick

As intimidating, his angry roar can seem to you - your real problems start when you don't see him. Because Kyle is a lynx. He won't let you know, he's around, until you believe, he lost your tracks. You won't hear his feather step behind your back, won't feel his hot breath right above your head as he climbs that tree. He's just a shadow caught in the corner of your eyesight. A trick of light.

Johnny 'Soap' MacTavish

Now Johnny is a wolfboy. Wildly talented, loyal to the end, restless. Harm his beloved ones, threaten his comrades and his piercing amber eyes will hunt you down in your nightmares. You would await him being just a hot headed pup, but when you realize, how skillfully his hunt is planned - you will finally notice unmistakable intelligence and wisdom in every his move. As he will corner you - you will notice that his movements are not just those of a predator, but of a creature with an innate understanding of the world around it.

Simon 'Ghost' Riley

Ok, this might have me canceled, but hear me out. Ghost is not a wolf shifter in my AU. And there is a reason, why almost nobody even in 141 ever saw his second place. There is a reason, why Simon relies only on his human form, trains like there is no tomorrow, fights, like there is no plan B. This ideal soldier, the legendary war machine was 'blessed' with one of the rarest shifter forms, which can be utilized only on a very special occasions. Ghost has no problems with fighting armies in his human form. But god forbid you meeting him on open waters. It will be oh so quiet after he falls into the darkening abyss under your boat. Only waves licking plastic boat sides and a few birds screaming somewhere far. You would calm yourself down, convince yourself, Ghost is no more around. Drown. Dead and silenced finally. This would be when the dark abyss beneath will shift and move. Your boat would twirl and crash as a paper ship, sacrificed to the wild waters. Your men will disappear beneath the dark waves one by one, and you will have nobody to call for a help around. It's then when you will notice a jet black fin appearing and hiding between waves. He will let you see his second face before he drags you deeper to meet your end. An enormous beast, a deepwater demon with black skin shielding him from the sun and white belly masking him from anyone looking up. The last thing, you'll notice, before his jaws clench around you - will be a strange white pattern on his face. Now that you look at it - it doesn't resemble average orcas white spots. It reminds you of his skull mask.

[transformers-the-hunted]

Elita! (Character Bio below)

Leading the sabotrixes is Elita-one.

Old and tired, the many years of war have left her a paranoid mess tho she hides this qiute well behind a facade of stoicism. She wants nothing more then to keep her team safe but knows she has to let them be the warriors that they are, she is sometimes a little over baring after missions, especially with Moonracer.

On the rare occasions she is in Autobut territory, she funktions as the head of sabotage and supliy management / defence.

Before the war she was a simple manual laborer called Aerial. She is conjunxed to Optimus Prime. But they rarely get to enjoy each others company, due to their responsibilities as leaders.

Her design is mainly based on the laser optimus design

[felitomkinson]

If you could pick and choose any superpowers and superhero name, what would you go with? (Also what would your costume/suit/armor look like?)

my superpower would be being able to cook for myself every day and enjoying it and my name would be FUNKtional. my suit would be an apron with some deep fried meme design about deep frying one of those chamoy pickles with takis. thank you for the wonderful question 🩷