Question: we've written a bunch of the Arcee/Aileron fics on Ao3 at this point, admittedly some of those are written in polycules with Greenlight and Lancer too so uh should just tag all the ships of the four + Anode and Lug when that happens so they’re easier to find or would that clutter everything. Transformers fics with she/she pairings are rare enough as it is gal or no so we figured we might make our stuff easier to find? Will wait for comment/reblog here or elsewhere
feferi is such a shitty moirail. is barely there for eridan pre-sgrub, ghosts him as soon as she enters the medium, breaks up with him in the meteor and starts “dating” sollux. only problem is she treats sollux as a pet, not an equal.
she is constantly belittling her moirails problems, but gets away with it cuz “hey look!! an alternian heiress that preaches EQUALITY? she must be great!”
shes the whole stereotype of “girl who treats men like projects” except she keeps fucking procrastinating. its not moiraillegiance, its finding a person to vent at.
my last post. the “alternian celebs sing imagine by troll john lennon” one, was not just a one off joke. i truly believe feferi would do shit like this. she does not care, she does not want to help, she realized people would look to her in times if trouble and she took the neoliberal way.
donating money? helping others? nah imma just post a singing video with gaaall gaddot, jiimmy fallon, whiill ferell, natlie portmn, and troll sia. thatll make it all better.
anyways heres a doomed timeline where eridan stood up to her without violence:
was eridan a fucking incel? yes, absolutely.
did he deserve being lead on by an inattentive moirail? no, absolutely not.
Dick: Quick! I need someone’s help. Tim is depressed and we need to cheer him up
Jason: Have you tried stabbing Damian?
Dick: I’m not doing that! I tried playing his favorite music, made his some yummy snack, I even started doing the “Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gaaall” dance with a top hat and a cane like the frog and nothing!
Steph: *sighs* hang on. I got this. *walks away and comes back with her gameboy*
Dick: What are you doing
Steph: just watch *goes to Tim and opens the gameboy, and the gameboy starting sound plays*
Chart sourced from the Evil Women post by @shittinggold. In Autosignet Cycle (you know the trans xeno aesthetic fic series with galactic society scale and paracausal stuff) is kinda like this for the she-pronoun bots. would try to stuff more people in the top right corner but only so many names fit. For those who don’t know GAAALL is our acronym for the Greenlight-Arcee-Aileron-Anode-Lug-Lancer ship.
Addendum on the other hand (the IDW1 fic in part dedicated to filling in for 7 million+ years of Arcee’s life) goes like this:
Listen IDW1 Arcee to us imo does cover all four bases at different points in her life. If you’re wondering about the ‘poor little meow meow’ we can only answer with Chapter 4: Our Pains (admittedly she only threatens to kill people/swear vengeance in that one and annihilates a door with her new grenade launcher hand she didn’t ask for but you know she was post-op from a terrible surgery what do you expect).
Redefining motorcycle lesbian /j. Listen we love Arcee/Aileron, as much as we love Arcee/Greenlight and Greenlight/Arcee/Aileron/Lancer or 'GAAL' + Anode/Lug for 'GAAALL' yes the ship acronym is a Magic of Cybertron #1 reference what do you expect from us? :3 You can see more of this custom Aileron in a ship video here and more photos of her here.