#Gehehe

[tangentrina]

Shoutout to these two for making all my mutuals go feral

[coprolite-moment]

misc sketches and whatnot

[cupcakewebkinz]

The Ultimate Water War

ʚɞ The Moderns and the Gays (lol Sprout and Cosmo) have a huge water fight in the rain, because they're stupid (we love them) while the Toons stay safe on the porch. Fluff and chaos, how we like it over here lol ʚɞ

☔︎︎ Modern Shellvision au belongs to @soupiestzilla / @soupiestfics ☂︎ Caretaker Shanon au is mine! ☔︎︎

☁︎ I have no explanation for this - I just wanted chaos. Gi is here too, but she's off enjoying the rain for the first time, not part of the war lol ☁︎

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It was a normal rainy day, the Moderns were already out and throwing water balloons and shooting water guns at each other while laughing and screaming battle cries, though they were not prepared for what was coming. Sprout and Cosmo were inside together, Cosmo now in a pastel patchwork rain outfit that Toon Shelly made for him with water guns hidden in the pastel yellow star shaped pockets of his coat, Sprout wearing a strawberry themed fit with a bucket halfway full of water balloons in his hands. Toon Shelly was at the sink, making as many water balloons as she possibly could with the help of Gi.

"They then pelted me with five water balloons at once Gi, they started this war, I'm ending it." Sprout finished explaining as he leaned against the counter, holding up the bucket as Shelly dumped the massive amount of water balloons she had made in the last few minutes into it. Gi just nodded in understanding, tossing a few more in the now pretty much full bucket.

"I wish you luck dudes, they seem like powerful foes. I believe in you two!" Gi cheerfully said as Toon Shelly put the rest of the balloons in. Sprout just nodded solemnly.

"If we don't make it out alive, just know I loved you guys." He stated, making Cosmo giggle.

"Sprout it's not that serious, we'll be fine!"

"I know I just like being dramatic, let's go!" Sprout cheerfully replied, and the two soon bolted outside, Gi following them just to see the rain. Toon Shelly followed at a distance, just to join her wife on the porch, snuggling right up against the robot under the tent they had set up for her once again. Toon Vee just purred and became a loaf on Toon Shelly's lap, happy to have her wife back.

The Moderns were having their own war, screaming at each other playfully and laughing, until Modern Vee was hit by a water balloon that wasn't from her Shelly. The two immediately looked at the two newcomers, Cosmo now grinning like an idiot with his duel water guns in his hands and Sprout tossing a water balloon in his hand and catching it with a playful smirk. A look of chaos in his eyes, his tail flicking like a playful kitten's. Modern Vee refilled a water gun with a devious smile.

"Oh you're so on, Berry Boy."

The war immediately started, the two sweet themed gays immediately joining the yelling of battle cries. Water balloons were flying everywhere, laughs filled the air, Cosmo screeching from cold water hitting his face was heard every so often. They were full on at water war with each other, in the middle of a bad storm, all having a great time. By the time the rain had stopped, the four were all coated in mud, laughing hysterically, shaking from the cold. The last water balloon had be thrown by Sprout hours ago, the water guns had been empty for a good 30 minutes. Tails were wagging, toons were smiling and everything was great, so nobody cared. Well, until the actual last water balloon was thrown, and landed right on Modern Shelly's head. The four immediately looked at where it came from, finding the culprit pretty quickly- Gi was now on the roof and smiling like an idiot.

"I win." They said simply, making the four look at them, then at each other.

"This is war... Part three." Modern Vee stated, making Sprout chuckle. Cosmo sneezed, then wiped his face off with a towel he had in one of his pockets, which was surprisingly still dry.

"We should go inside, we don't want to catch a cold. I'll make hot cocoa!" He said, and the four nodded, Sprout gently picking up his sweet little cinnamon roll boyfriend and giving him a quick kiss.

"We should get cleaned up first, then I'll help with the cocoa so it's faster and easier for everyone." Sprout said quietly, carrying Cosmo off without even asking if this was okay. Cosmo didn't care, fortunately.

"Okay, thanks Sprout."

"Mhm, no problem at all."

The Moderns chuckled at the two, then looked at Gi, who was still on the roof. They just looked back down at the two, now munching on a chocolate bar - as per usual.

"How did you even get up there?" Modern Shelly asked, making Gi just climb down the tree they used to get up on the roof with ease and land near them. The two nodded in understanding, and soon the three of them went inside for cocoa, snuggles and kisses. The only two left outside stayed outside in their little cozy area, fast asleep. They'll wake up and go inside eventually... But right now, it was nap time in the cozy rain-free zone, even if it wasn't raining anymore.

[thiccsys]

here’s nm if you know the reference i love you

[ask-canary-hero]

Hey Canary! How’s your patrol go- why are you carrying a bundle of moss?

Hourglass has a confused look on his face, trying to piece together what happened

- @askhourglass -

Hourglass! Hey man! It's going good, I made a new freind! He doesn't have a name..but he speaks in complicated words!

*Canary pats the moss on the head gently, avoiding its..many..eyes*

[our-aplatonic-experience]

the apl experience is- *slaps fruit sticker i took off an apple on my forehead*

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[tech-obssessed-shark]

oh my god I just learned the ship name for Swerve/Ultra Magnus was SWAGNUS and I will never be the same

[small-hxh]

[askrayman]

[micchi971]

Chionny is love, Chionny is real

Ref:

[yummycrummy]

Boys who do fuck all

[lotusarchon]

I had a dream where I was feeling selfconscious about my tits so Nezha came in with the, "Hey, it's okay I love your love dumplings :3" and I beat the absolute shit out of him

Now I feel bad because Wukong called my tits love dumplings too and he didn't get beat up 😭😭

[gently-decaying-flowers]

moment of appreciation for the best thing @soda-shark has ever said because it just popped back into my head

“what does the CDC recommend i do with all this ASS?”

[ragnarokhound]

jaytim dog fic my beloved woof woof

any mention of that fic has me going back and staring at the summary with the same intensity that my cats use while eyeing their bag of treats xD i know i tell you all the time how much i love it but man it feels like an understatement considering you hit so many of my faves with it

:DDD ehehehe I'm always so thrilled to hear it though! I'm forever staring at sit, stay, speak and smh because how the fuck did my silly crackfic grow legs and sprint away from me like it did?? It was supposed to be a pretty short and silly thing I worked on while despairing over other WIPs, and instead it became...what it is lmao. 20k of egregious dramatic irony, introspection and dog shenanigans + 2k of self-indulgent smut, and somehow the longest thing I've written to date skdjfnksl

werewolf fic might outstrip it tho🐺

Eventually, Tim scrapes himself off the catwalk of the abandoned warehouse. It takes him longer than he’d like to admit.

Stephanie doesn’t comment on how long he’d been missing his comm, except to make a terrible Big Bad Wolf joke. 

“Get lost on your way to granny’s house, Red? I hope you didn’t talk to any strangers.”

Tim scowls, grateful that his cowl hides the reddening tips of his ears. “The Little Red Riding Hood jokes stopped being funny about five minutes after they started.”

“No, they’ve always been funny, you’re just too close to the situation.”

His brain assaults him with helpful flashbacks to half an hour ago, demonstrating in technicolor surround-sound just how close to the situation he’s become, and he stifles a hysterical laugh. He ends up sounding a little strangled, and tries to pass it off as irritation. “I am not.”

Thankfully, she doesn’t bother looking at him, occupied with a small assortment of phones on the desk in front of her. “You’re just mad because it means being associated with Red Hood— which, I mean, come on, it’s right there. He did it on purpose, right? There’s no way he didn’t do it on purpose. He wants us to make these jokes.”

He settles easily into the old argument. “First of all, it doesn’t even make sense. How is he the Big Bad Wolf and Little Red Riding Hood at the same time? Second, it’s too easy. Low hanging fruit.”

“‘First of all,’” she says, her voice dipped low and mocking in a shitty imitation of him, “it’s versatile. He could fill either role depending on the situation. You’re the one wearing red and getting chased when you go out all the time, have you tried not being a walking stereotype, maybe? Not to victim-blame here, but it’s like you want to be eaten by the Big Bad Wolf. And second, you’re just mad you didn’t say it first.”

He’d come up with an intelligent rebuttal to that, but he’s busy short-circuiting over eaten by the Big Bad Wolf.

“You’re just shut up.”

“You know I’m right,” she sing-songs triumphantly. “Now get over here and help me crack these guys’ phones.”

[crystalmagpie447]

w oa gh

b ird..

[echodrawsthings]

Hmmmm, I wonder who taught them that

*slowly pans camera to Apollo*

We are so back