#Gen Z at Hogwarts

[lawfullyneutralbee]

Gen Z at Hogwarts Pt 2?

- Someone definitely sends TikToks of those Snake mom’s and babies to whoever is the head of Slytherin House now

*same goes for that one lady who sets food out for the crows (obviously directed at the Ravenclaws) THE CROWS ARE HERE

- They most definitely have fan edits of Harry, Hermione, and Ron. I actually guarantee it. “To my man thank you to man 🤪” and it’s Harry. “GIRL DINNER GIRL DINNNER” and it’s the Weasleys.

- some people are obsessed with death eaters like they are with serial killers. Especially Lucius or any attractive ones.

- there is definitely a podcast about the Potters that’s very dramatic and is like “Harry Potter at 1 year old was left on the doorstep in the dead of night…”

- Debates about whether Hermione is a girls girl.

[boxdstars]

me trying to write period accurate fanfic but all my stupid ass can do is correlate hl characters and mcs/ocs to random shitposts on my phone

i can’t tell you what any of these fools would be wearing in 1890 but i can tell you if it was set in 2010 garreth weasley would roll up in this

[azrakaban]

Mattheo Riddle Headcanons

Just a few little headcanons I have about my husband, loml, Mattheo Thomas Riddle <3 Sidenote: if you're confused, Tom Riddle is fancasted as the son of Voldemort rather than as voldemort himself, because he is too fit to be a noseless vampire xx

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- his favourite colour is gray. The reason behind this is he used to know this really sweet smoke coloured cat when he was little and he used to play with her, so isnce then he finds the colour relaxing

- him and Theodore Nott have been friends since they were really young. Like 3 or something.

- when he was younger, he found a copy of peter pan in a bin somewhere, picked it up and read it. He knew his father would kill him if he found out he was keeping a muggle book, so he hid it and it became his favourite book after reading

- when he was really young, Bellatrix (his mother) taught him and Tom occlumency, to be able to hide secrets from their father. She thought it was important for them to have some kind of privacy.

- he would be an arctic monkeys fan (yes I am aware they were not formed at the time he was at Hogwarts, but if he was gen z he'd love them.)

- he's a cat person, due to being bitten by a dog when he was little (no he does not have rabies and no he is not a furry) but he has a soft spot for bernese mountain dogs because Theo Nott has one)

- when I say he has only got eyes for you, I mean it. This man would rather gauge his eyes out than look at any other girl, he is so incredibly loyal.

- He believed Rodolphus Lestrange was his father up until he saw Rodolphus yell at Bellatrix when he was 11 about him not being his son. It broke him, as up until then he had been Mattheo Lestrange. From then on, he went by Mattheo Riddle.

- love language is physical touch, always with an arm around your waist, fiddling with your hair, kissing your cheek, forehead, temple, nose, lips, anywhere he can reach.

- possessive, but not in a controlling way. He has a fear of abandonment, so he likes to know that you're still his. Seeing other guys/girls look at you worries him a little, but he can't blame them because you are literally gorgeous. (and tbh, I don't think he's ever gonna have a problem with you looking at someone else, because he's perfection.)

- would give up anything for you, and gave up smoking immediately after starting to like you.

- absolutely in love with you. I cannot stress this enough, but this man is head over heels, for you, and only you.

- has a soft spot for you. When you first met/saw him, you thought he seemed emotionally unavailable (which he was, besides joking with friends tbh) but that changed for you, he was kind, and even vunerable when he asked you out, although still prefers to keep his emotions to himself.

- just a lil thing, but th Riddle family is RICH RICH so he is always buying you gifts even if you insist he shouldn't spend so much on you.

- when I say this guy would get a dog for you, I must make you understand how HUGE this is. He HATES dogs, so this is a huge thing for him. PLEASE APPRECIATE IT!!!

- would get into fights all the time (check out previous one shot No More Fights pleeeease x) over you, for you, and with you. If you got into a fight he'd be at the sidelines cheering you on like the supportive love he is >>>>

- nicknames. Oh my god, he has so many for you, muggle references are a speciality of his for some reason. Boojiboo, Darling, Angel, Princess, baby, and his person favourite: LOVE. Love this, love that, he uses it more than your actual name.

- he has reading glasses. he absolutely hates them, but you think they make him look cute and kinda smart (which he does, picture it, trust me)

- he reads a lot. Back at his house his room is next to their library so he can have easier access to it.

- he loves astrology. He knows all the constellations, the planets, and takes you on stargazing dates

- he smells like pinewood and fire. Just a really relaxing, wintery scent

- He HATES Summer. absolutely loves winter and autumn, but summer is just horrible to him. he hates the heat and bugs mostly, but he also hates the holidays because he's away from you and his friends

- went to a lot of pureblood balls/dances when he was young and is a very good dancer.

- doesn't have the closest relationship with Tom, who is two years older than him (same year as the Weasley twins), but he can go to Tom if he needs help with anything, whether it be homework to planned Arson :)

- he has a gorgeous morning voice. all gravely but still sounds beautiful

- he loves pretending to be asleep infront of you, and deliberately pretends to say your name in his sleep to see you smile when he "wakes up" and you tell him

- he's an early bird other than when he's really tired. If you wake up before him, you're not getting out of bed for hours, he's keeping you right there with him, hugging you tightly to him to prevent your escape. (not that you'd want to)

- if he sees you're nervous, he gives you his hand to fiddle with and you play with his fingers. if it doesn't help, he takes your hands in his and squeezes them gently.

- makes really good pancakes and waffles. He had them first at Theodore's house, and Theo's mum taught him how to make them.

- he's very good with kids, surprisingly. You once managed to snap a photo of him wearing a plastic tiara and now use it as leverage in arguments ;)

- he has big brother energy, and a lot of it. After the battle of Hogwarts, when Delphini was very little, he helped raise her to the best he could with help from Tom, the other Slytherins and Narcissa Malfoy. If you were comfortable with it, Delphini would be really close with you and see you as a big sister/brother/sibling <3 you guys would look after her and raise her to not carry out the events written in the cursed child.

- continuing with big brother stuff, he helps out the first years with homework and stuff when they need it.

- if people aren't listening when he's talking, he doesn't yell, just stops talking

- he's not agressive while drunk, like ever. Infact, total opposite. It. Is. Hilarious. He loosens up entirely. Trying to get you to ballroom dance with him, tripping over his feet. He'll go full on Shakira until you have to drag him out of the room. One time you gave him a hug while drunk but he didn't recognise you so he said "sorry, I have a girlfriend/boyfriend/partner" 😭 then realised it was you and pulled you back into the hug.

- he loves scary movies, naturally, but he's actually a sucker for a good rom com if it's actually good. I'm not talking boring predictable ones, genuinely good ones.

- if he was gen Z, he would be a huge marvel fan. don't try to convince me otherwise. not collecting merch and stuff, but seeing every movie within the week it comes out.

- before you two started dating he kept listening to Conan Gray (yes I'm a huge Conan fan so may be a little biased and I know conan was not singing then but anywayyyyy) his favourite song was Heather, because he didn't know if you reciprocated his feelings, but when you got together, he gave you his sweater on the third of December. I'm so proud of him.

- he's more of a cooker than a baker to be honest, he'd bake with you, but other than that he'd steer clear of sweet treats.

- he's fluent in French, Spanish and Italian as well as English. He wanted to learn Latin as well when he was younger, but didn't have time so is learning it now.

- he wears converse a lot. don't even argue with me please, I am right. (you can quote me on that to your family if needed guys)

- he loves photography and taking long walks in nature to get photos. If you were comfortable with it, he'd use you as his muse, styling you into his photos and capturing your beauty perfectly.

- DIMPLES

- He can play guitar. Simping.

- loves spicy food, literally obsessed with it.

- his biggest fear is getting the dark mark. he doesn't want anything to do with his father, and only took the name Riddle so as not to be an insult to rodolphus.

- anytime you say "I'm proud of you" he silently pulls you into a hug. he hasn't heard those words enough, so the fact that you have said it just completes him.

- drops anything for you if you need him.

- man child. he needs your attention at least five times a day.

- big spoon. You will never ever be big spoon, it is his role, he has assigned it to himself and is very protective of it.

[anxiousnerdwritings]

What if gen z reader with motherly instincts but is a menace when shit hits the fan is isekai'd into Hogwarts🙂 Reader decids to fuck with everyone like "Some of us knew you existed we just pretended not to notice and act dumb but who tf walks straight to a brick wall and disappear???🤨" that type of shit🙂

GenZ!Reader just gaslighting the entire wizarding world into believing the muggle world has known about them the whole time but just didn’t acknowledge it. Kinda like, “If I can’t see them, they can’t see me” but more “If I don’t acknowledge the odd person looking like they’re LARP-ing while walking a very real dragon down the street then maybe they’ll just go about their day and I can go about mine”.

[coquettebratzdoll]

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This post is directly inspired by this post by @zomb13pup and my response. Go support her ! I'm just expanding on my thoughts.

I'm pretty sure we've all seen that one girl in a couple of youtube thumbnails. You know that one; brown hair, white skin, running mascara, and reddish eyes. They are in their room at night and recording themsekf. The text above reads, "it's 4 am, i just woke up from an 8 month shift to hogwarts. i want to go back, let me leave".

They have featured in the thumbnail of edvasian and nickisnotgreen 's repective videos on shifting. I won't be posting any of the thumbnails because (1) I want to respect their privacy, and (2) edvasian has since deleted his video on shifting (not sure about nick tho). So there will be a lot of 'trust-me-bro' in this post lmao. Regardless, I feel that something has to be said.

In almost every thumbnail about shifting (where someone very uninitiated and uneducated on the topic tries to armchair diagnose us with a slew of mental disorders and blame it on the illusive 'gen z and their problems'), they are there. Usually front and center. I've also noticed that anyone else featured is usually femme presenting or a girl/woman. I've yet to see any masc presenting people in a thumbnail.

They tend to mock the seeming 'absurdity' of shifting. Yet, by using them as the thumbnail, it reveals how inherently misogynistic these videos are. They are essentially mocking them for crying about leaving their dr after 8 months. Think about it, anyone would be upset if they (for example) got into the school of their dreams, only to wake up one day and have that all taken away from you. Yet they invalidate their emotions and mock them essentially. There are literally videos up on tiktok right now, still mocking this person for feeling that way.

Now, this is where I believe part of the problem lies. For many, MANY years, women's and femme's has been invalidated, ridiculed, and downright glamourised. As an example, Game of Thrones has many scenes graphically depicting violence against women. So when they saw that girl crying, they saw an opportunity to have a 'youtube thumbnail face' to drive up engagement and the click through rate (an over dramatic face meant only for the clicks) when the reality of it is this person who felt emotional and wanted to express those valid emotions online.

[apicelladonna]

My favorite musing of the day is if gen z terms/vibes and video college promotions were a thing in the late 90s in the wizarding world, then there's a promotional video for Hogwarts enrollment with Dumbledore standing awkwardly by the Great Hall's faculty table saying:

“Summer is over like my love life, time to grind dark academia core besties here in Scotland!”

[hailstorm1816]

OKAY, OKAY, PLS HEAR ME OUT

Gen Z Marauders, right? But only the Muggles and other people who grew up in Muggle places act like that. What I'm saying is that the Wizarding world is basically the same with its lack of technology, but here comes all of the Gen z kids walking into Hogwarts.

As soon as the school year starts, all of the Gen z kids are chaotic as f in class. They're reciting every meme known to mankind, moaning out of nowhere, and doing TikTok dances.

And I like to think that a lot of them snuck their stuff in like phones and tablets, and somehow Remus gets them to work.

All of the things mentioned above happen in less than a literal week, and all the Purebloods are traumatized (mostly because they cant even walk down a crowded hallway without Cakecup songs playing on blast, and they mostly don't say anything because who tf wants to mess with a kid who ate Tide Pods for fun?) but also interested in the internet and modern technology. So, here come Remus and Lily showing everyone everything to know about the internet and the Purebloods are in awe because how the fuck can you do that without magic?

(Please can we talk about Gen z marauders more? It's so fucking funny especially if the Wizarding world is the same as it always has been so they're just traumatized by Muggles now.)

[sheeple]

Now that Miracles don't exist comes to an end, do y'all have stuff you like to see? Like characters or plots or au's.

These are some stuff that's in the works:

Mattheo Riddle x descendant of Hufflepuff!Reader [Heirs of Hogwarts]

Lorenzo Berkshire x modern-day princess!Reader

Part 2 of Unconditional (Aegon x Reader)

Ominis Gaunt x Reader (time travel au)

Simon Riley with a chubby gf

141 with a pilot who's gen z

If you have any ideas/questions/requests feel free to send them in! (even like follow-up things abt mde because I'm by far not ready to let Teddy and Riddle!Reader go)

[bandydear]

gen z will mock millennials for having hogwarts houses and then treat specific and complex sexual and gender roles like a buzz feed quiz result

[harrypottergenzhc]

in my head, wizards end up using smartphones.

Older people use only the basic apps for calls and instant messages and gen z uses social media but specific ones just for wizards.

Magic smartphones are regulated by the wizard ministry, not allowing wizards to reveal the wizarding world to muggles through muggle social media. Posting magic in muggle social media is considered a violation of the Ministry’s law.

There’s a wizard version of most apps anyway. (This is optional cause it’s so corny but I love it) Instagram would be Instacharm, Twitter is Chaser, Snapchat is Spellchat… etc. Not very original and very funny for muggleborns.

Most wizards still use owls, read the wizard paper and only have phones to see what their children are doing from time to time. So unfortunately howlers are still being sent to poor students who failed an exam or to troublemakers that got detention (ehjemfredweasleythesecondejhhem).

It’s just a headcanon that makes a lot of sense in my head. After the war, blood status lost importance to many pureblood families. A lot of wizards and witches married muggleborns or muggles and there was a cultural exchange, so Hogwarts under the headmaster Minerva Mcgonnagall decided to adapt to the larger amount of half-blood students.

Some electronic devices approved by the ministry (again, no muggle cellphones) such as battery charged radios now worked at Hogwarts. Gen z pureblood students found the Nintendo Gameboy Advance extremely fascinating and muggleborn students found them vintage.

Anyways, what do you think?

[dhr-ao3]

Hogwarts Elite Preparatory

Hogwarts Elite Preparatory https://ift.tt/i9UVYr5 by AbreslinSly07 What if Hogwarts was a prestigious private school? What if magic was just a myth, and the students were ordinary Gen Z teens? What if Tom Riddle wasn't a villain but a mysterious and charismatic teacher? Dive into the world of Hogwarts Private School, where students face the challenges of high school life—navigating friendships, peer pressure, relationships, and the chaos of growing up. It’s not about spells and potions, but secrets, scandals, and surviving another yea Words: 1169, Chapters: 4/?, Language: English Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Categories: F/M, Multi Characters: Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Tom Riddle, Matteo Riddle - Character, Theodore Nott, Bill Weasley, Charlie Weasley, Antonin Dolohov, Lucius Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Harry Potter, George Weasley Relationships: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger/Severus Snape, Hermione Granger/Tom Riddle, Hermione Granger/Mattheo Riddle (yasmineamaro), Hermione Granger/Theodore Nott, Hermione Granger/Bill Weasley/Charlie Weasley, Hermione Granger/Antonin Dolohov, Antonin Dolohov & Hermione Granger, Hermione Granger/Lucius Malfoy via AO3 works tagged 'Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy' https://ift.tt/e5CjXgU August 27, 2024 at 08:16PM

[i-am-a-megalodon]

2010s Buzzfeed culture was wild.  One moment, you were taking a quiz to see what your Hogwarts house was based on your favorite donuts, and the next moment you were reading an article about “stuff that only millennials will understand” that gave your Gen Z brain an identity crisis because you understood at least 90% of the article.

[moodbroads]

gettin used to tumblr so i may mess up- mini intro (feel free to ask questions!): hihi! u can call me nine/sketch/mikko/milo/whatever u wanna call me (yes even mcquackthedumbestofseven)

i go any/all pronouns!

ive been an elk (wapiti) therian for about 6ish years i think? idk i dont remember when i awakened i wasnt as online as much as i am now- i have been questioning some sort of other kintype though

i love vulture culture and have a few bones i found myself!

im into wings of fire, watership down, helluva boss/hazbin Hotel, warriors (duh lmao), worldbuilding in general tbh, speculative biology, nostalgic things, red dead and harry potter! (i prob have more but rn im running at 2 hours of sleep)

i are the pro in bad grammar B)

games i like rn (changes alot-): clangen, wolfquest, spore, red dead 2, planet zoo and hogwarts legacy lolol

roblox games i like rn XD: lake territory reborn, skyven, canine odyssey, a lions pride, wild horse islands, prehistoria, catalog avatar creator and creatures of sonaria!

small fun facts:

i wanna film animals/photograph them one day!

im on the autism spectrum and hypersexual but i dont like to mention it often due to my mental stuff being well- my mental stuff

i get way too many ideas in my head xdd

im very much queer and wanting to try everything in the book cuz like WOMEN YESSS but also MEN YESSS but also PEOPLE NOOOO soooo-

THERES A BIRD JUST CALLED BRANT..THATS IT..WHY BRANT?!?

i have 2 dogs! :)

dni: basically nobody cuz like..you can just lie or scroll on..its the internet do ya boogers not know what your on rn-

(AAAAA SORRY BIG TEXT WALL COMIN IN I JUST ACTUALLY WANTED TO GET A DNI IN) actual dni if people care: fictionkin-explained in a post factkin-explained in a post terfs or any kind of that shit (im lookin at you homophobes, cuz most are terfs too) jk rowling supporters (just the person and what they did, not the community/harry potter itself) anti-alterhuman, pro 'p-shifters' or 'p-shifters' art critiquers (WITHOUT PERMISSON) sexualizers of basically anything, no i dont wanna 'hear you out' that is a dog on 2 legs with an obvious dog dong hanging out-get help pro-PETA (vegans, vegetarians, pescatarians and animal cruelty people that are ACTUALLY HELPING are totally fine- love yall <3) pedos pedos and more pedos im gen z, i basically grew up on the internet, i know your intentions so no, fuck you who are you even tryna trick- not even 2 year olds can read your creepy ass pm cuz its all like 'hEy 11M wAnNa ShArE NUdS' like who even says 'numbergender' anymore other then omegle users (rip omegle but also horray cuz that site was horrid)

[ifyouknowmenahyoudontt]

I try to maintain the "protect my peace" mindset in this fandom but like it's getting so hard that I can't stand so much going on in this fandom, I don't want to be in this fandom anymore atp, like the racism, sexism, oversexualization, flanderization and more just make me so mad especially cuz it's coming from a fandom that claims to be so diverse and inclusive??? Being inclusive isn't always this great heroic thing if you're including to LOOK inclusive not BE inclusive. Bipoc people aren't these like exotic specimens that spice up your already OOC characters. You cant take our titles and nationalities, post them on you character and call it a day and not include culture differences or anything. You have to do research and be mindful or else you'll end up pushing harmful stereotypes!!!1 Mental illnesses arent meant to spice up a character, if you don't have that illness and dont know first hand what its like, PLEASE DON'T just paste it and a hc??? This should be common sense. The fetishization of the characters is a whole nother thing that I think prev anon touched upon well enough for me not to mention. Misogyny in this fandom which has a large female population is baffling to me, and this fandom feels like the marauders has turned into like euphoria or smth (not derogatory to euphoria, yes derogatory to this fandom) it's just abt horny teens in a school building. Let them be teens?? Let them focus in classes, let them have more platonic relations not everything has to be romantic, let people be mean, not everyone at school are besties??? Let there fights and drama??? Idk just let it be something other than hookup high where everyone finds there soulmate before they even turn 17??? Cuz at this point this isnt British school hogwarts Harry Potter earlier generation, its American ship focused gen z highschool drama. Dont even get me started on the flanderization of most characters and my boy Sirius...Sry for the rant I just feel so strongly abt this all 😞

i love the rant no worries

[maddestmewmew]

chat be honest are classpects going to be gen z hogwarts houses