#Getting a Divorce

[awkward-sultana]

Magnificent Century: Şehzade Mustafa + Kisses (requested by anonymous)

[screamingsouls]

What if people announced getting a divorce like people announce their babies gender

Like seriously, imagine inviting all your friends and loved ones for a surprise reveal and everyone fills out little cards with what they think the surprise will be (some people trying to figure out when you got pregnant because there are no obvious physical signs before giving up and making peace with the fact they aren't as observant as they thought)

There's cake and gift bags, with little pictures of you and your partner holding a lil sign with a date on it(people think it's the due date of a possible baby, when in fact it's the date your divorce will be finalized)

Towards the end of the party everyone gathers in the back yard where there is a large balloon just floating

There's one friend/family member who was clued into the plan, and they read off what people guessed the surprise is, then they start a count down as you and your partner are each given sharp objects (sword/toothpick, whatever floats your boat) to pop the balloon

Everyone's getting excited and yelling numbers and when you finally get to the end, you and your partner pop the balloon to loud cheers from the crowd, though the sound soon peters out as they stare in confusion and try to process what has just transpired

Instead of pink or blue confetti bursting out like there would be for a gender reveal, loads of mini newspaper articles with the headline:

(Insert first & last names) call it quits after (insert amount of years together). Seems like everyone is Divorcing, what could possibly be worse?'

Nestled inside the balloon is a sign that says: 'It's not a girl it's not a boy, it's a divorce!'

Now that the cat's out of the bag, you and your soon to be ex can get the gathered group of the house

[lilthsins]

why roman why 😭

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

guys is it weird for your 20 year old son to build your ex husband out of trash in your house after youve gotten divorced

[divorced-slenderman]

She took the pages.

[evercelle]

it was all so simple then

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

[cryptocism]

"just as I did, in 1983."

you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable

[meteor752]

Zeus all arrogant: My oh my brother, all that work to get revenge on the mortal, and he beats you?You must feel so ashamed…

Poseidon, still bleeding profusely and literally vibrating from horniness: Do you think if I kill his son he’ll do it again?

[awkward-sultana]

Magnificent Century + Faceless Sultanas: Şah-Huban Sultan

[vnillacone]

HI

[merlins-art]

My guyss

[brainwormcity]

David Tennant doesn't know how to half-ass a kiss. If/when we finally get a good kiss between Crowley and Aziraphale, I suspect I will be passing away from the passion of it. He just puts his whole David Tennussy into every kiss.

[awetfrog]

Here to throw them into as many romcom tropes as possible

[akanemnon]

Bad time for custody battles

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[byler-is-endgame7]

i love how charles and erik’s relationship trope is strangers to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers