#HOLY FUCK!!!

[sootsz]

bagi’s reaction to empanada losing her first life

[frogaroundandfindout]

“What the hell is the matter with you? I mean aside from the obvious! Ignoring all the many layers of denial. And the fifty feet of psychological body armor that you throw up to avoid feeling anything! Aside from that! And the pathological need to control everything on earth and beyond! Ignoring all that! What exactly is your compulsion, your burning desire, to deceive, lie, and manipulate the only people who give a good god damn about you!?”

“Did you think I wouldn’t accept your help? Do you think I’m that shallow? That I’m that insecure?”

“But why lie to me of all people? Me.

“I have more faith in you than anyone.”

After finding out that Bruce owns Optitron, dick stalks into the batcave and confronts Bruce. He demands to know if Bruce thought he was truly so shallow as to deny Bruce’s help if he offered it openly and why he would lie to him. Him. Bruce tells him that dick has placed too much faith and trust in him. Dick asks where all this is coming from and Bruce admits that’s something wrong but that he doesn’t know what. He then tells dick he’s sorry for deceiving him, but that dick should have known better. Dick shouldn’t trust anyone. Not fully anyway. (outsiders vol.3 #21)

[space-qu33n]

15?????

[dragoncarrion]

Guhhhh just seen some cool as shit soundwave cosplay on Instagram i wish I had money

Like look at this

[whatisthiswitchcraft]

IT'S THURSDAY FUCKING THURSDAY Y'ALL

[everyday-is-brighter-with-you]

MY PRESENTATION IS IN NEXT CLASS yells SCREAMS SOBS WAILS cries and BITES

(plaintext: My presentation is in next class yells screams sobs wails cries and bites )

[synchlora]

TED NIVISON WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!!!@?#?!!!!!&!!!

[leqsr]

I need to talk to my therapist.

[keigoswifeyy]

I GOT MY FUCKING ACCOUNT BACK YALL!!! NO MORE EXPLICIT TAG! HALLELUJAH!!!

[cyanocoraxx]

local guy discovers snapchat filters 1000 years after everyone else 

[cidthecoatrack-blog]

Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

[hydrattan]

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

[thatstheproblemwithnapkinman]

*screams*

HAPPY FUCKING PRIDE

ASEXUAL AND AROMANTIC PEOPLE EXIST AND ARE PART OF THE COMMUNITY

NOW GO BE MENACES TO SOCIETY

[onemillionfurries]

"want to learn more about this project? join our discord!" explode. "want to download this game? join our discord!" explode. "want to play this mod? join our discord!" explode. "need questions answered? join our discord!" EXPLODE.

[myclericalromance]

i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.

[synchlora]

holy fucking shit dude Erin goodnightmoon is almost to 1 mil