Muggle proverbs are confusing!
Lily: Don't worry, it will work at some point. You know how they say: Rome wasn't built..., come on, James say it! Encourage yourself!
James: Rome wasn't built... in...
Lily: *nodds*
James: ... Hawaii?
Lily: *looks annoyed*
Sirius: *laughes*
Severus, leaving the now way to loud library: Black you really can't make fun off that. As you stand in the glass house...
Sirius, confused: ...I don't have to knock?
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The Daily Prophet: Three people have reportedly broken into the Gringotts.
McGonagall, scoffing: What idiots
*Front cover on the daily prophet, showing Harry, Ron, and Hermione riding a dragon out of the building*
McGonagall: Wait, those are my idiots
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James: What is love?
Peter: An emotional minefield.
Remus: A neurochemical reaction.
Sirius: Baby don't hurt me.
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Meme redraw!!
Saw this cat meme and was instantly like "omg it's soooo Sev"
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This took 10 whole minutes to make, appreciate it.
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Pov: your only friend got sorted into a different house with the boys who were mean to you on the train
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Very Demure. Very Mindful.
See how I put my newspaper down to speak to others? Very mindful. Very Demure. I don’t do too much while off work. See how I act? Very presentable. A lot of you witches stare at your books, reading while speaking to others, not demure.
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This is canon
Severus Snape: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.
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Peter: Fight me!
James: Ha, look at your size! What are you gonna do, kick my ankle?
*Later*
Remus: Why is James crying?
Sirius: Peter kicked him really hard on the ankle.
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First potions class
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Edit, I forgot when originally posting, but I believe credit is due where it is needed, this was a parody post to the Madoka Magica comic strip originally made by JAYnder on Twitter, a wonderful artist who's work I definitely recommend!!!
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