when u think about it it’s kinda funny that belos decided he would be hunter’s “uncle” rather than his “father”. there are many lies belos can tell for (what he perceives as) the greater good, but claiming that he fucked in a godless mariage is just taking it too far. doesn’t matter that no one here’s ever even heard of jesus
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I think everyone is taking this Ryan Reynolds thing a bit too quickly. I think we should give every celebrity a chance to prove that they can mesh seamlessly with our evil dumpster fire of a culture and if not we banish them. I mention this specifically because if any celebrity can integrate flawlessly it might just be Ryan Reynolds. He has The Range™️
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my first timothy olyphant thing was actually santa clarita diet, so I was surprised when most of the rest of his oeuvre turned out to be suave western man and not permanently anxious husband who jitters like a chihuahua in the rain
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List of people Zagreus Hadesgame should get to hang out with and reasons:
1. Soldiers and battlefield healers - lots of blood so it's an easy anchor + Ares lets him wander around and Thanatos is usually already there so he can take him home before he starts fainting
2. Fishermen - he stands in puddles of fish blood as he fishes for surface sea life. All the fisherman are initially confused at a half-on-fire-man hanging out at the docks until he casts his line. At some point he starts asking them for the names of what he's caught and they decide to teach him more about fishing in general.
3. In the same vein: butchers - he is honestly just curious and hangs around. He has a lot of fun people watching, and accidently becomes a symbol of good fortune; if he visits your shop then you have a lot of experience under your belt from many years of work and/or have a lot of product. It's a correlation of amount of blood, past and present, that makes it easier for him to anchor to a butchers experience and prosperity. Butchers star putting out stools with bowls of fresh blood underneath to invite his attention.
4. Midwives, new mothers, and newborns - he has seen a lot of lives ending, but seeing one begin??? Breathtaking. He's very polite and after every stops being terrified that he's here to claim/kill/curse/bless the baby he becomes a comfort. He's present at a lot of successful births so at first he's considered good luck. When's the first time he was present for a still birth, he was very gentle, he promised the (should have been) mother to carry the babe himself, to bring her to rest. They midwives no longer considered him an omen; he was a comfort at loss and a companion in joy.
5. Prepubescent/adolescent girls - more specifically before or as their periods start. Women make the connection between bleeding in labor to bleeding monthly and tell their daughters to ask for his help. Some for health, some for strength, some for relief.
6. Anyone who stumbles across his mother's cottage while he's visiting - most people know to clock him as a deity or associated figure so there really respectful. He'll offer them some produce and a flower of their choice if their polite. If he finds someone has already taken they are either 1. Allowed to leave with the items if he can tell they're desperate or acted in good faith that the house was abandoned or 2. Promptly removed with warranted force if they acted out of greed/blatant disrespect for the occupant (his mom). Weird stories start spreading that the garden is so abundant because he waters it with blood or that the house used to belong to a midwife who attracted Zagreus's attention with all the blood soaked into the wood.
It becomes almost like his first shrine: rumours have made it clear not to steal from the garden or enter the house, so people leave offerings on/outside the fences. Bloodied sheets, fish bones, seeds and dried flowers. Young women leave flower crowns when they stop bleeding, and young men leave laurels when before and after battle; his aid in spilling blood and thanks that their heart still beat.
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Can't believe that all the gender in the world belongs to a guy named Jeff
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He’s Lenore tricked into eloping with the Grim Reaper. He’s Bluebeard’s latest wife set to join the (un)dead menagerie. He’s Shahrazad entertaining for her life. He’s R.M. Renfield locked up with only his thoughts and notes for refuge. He’s Dracula climbing the walls and drawing blood. He’s alive. He’s dead. He’s liminal. He’s the Maiden and he’s Death.
Jonathan Harker is everything and I love all of him.
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Since you've drawn a lot with the kids, what are your thoughts on red tornado from young justice?
love him forever and ever. his like... long-suffering chaperone-at-a-school-dance dynamic with the team is endlessly hilarious to me. he's a supervisor in name only and he knows it. also the arc where he's fighting the courts to keep custody of his daughter is genuinely one of my favourites of the run
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nico rosberg is for the girls with mommy and daddy issues
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favourite headcanon: Ed is wanted for 'performing unlicensed gender affirming surgeries' because he gave Izzy his double-masectomy
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Sam Winchester is a physical and sexual omnivore. A beautiful meat and veggie appreciator.
He is not shy, he is not afraid to consume meat into his body.
He is not a vegetarian. He is not made of meat substitutes.
He can and will eat delicious homemade burgers
and he—sure as shit—is not going to let a fine greasy meat man meal go to waste.
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