#HellBlazer

[why-i-love-comics]

DC Pride: Love & Justice (2024)

art by Kevin Wada

[browsethestacks]

John Constantine

Art by Fernando Blanco González

[writing-for-life]

Constantine—Sabin Arditty

[books-bullets-beyond]

You bloody disaster. How do you fuck up, I’m guessing, toast that bad?

[bluelotuswrites]

Chapters: 6/? Fandom: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics), Constantine (Comic), Justice League - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Red Hood: Lost Days Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: John Constantine & Jason Todd, Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne Characters: Jason Todd, John Constantine Additional Tags: Supernatural Elements, Paranormal, Horror, Jason Todd-centric, Jason Todd Has Issues, Mystery, Jason Todd is Not Okay, Jason Todd is Not Red Hood, Batman: Red Hood - The Lost Days, Pre-Under the Red Hood Arc, Jason Todd Needs A Hug, All-Blades (DCU), All Caste Jason Todd, Occult, Occultist Jason Todd, John Constantine is a Mess, Magic Jason Todd, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Smart Jason Todd, BAMF Jason Todd, BAMF John Constantine, Magic, no beta we die like jason todd, Swearing, It's Jason and Constantine of course there's gonna be swearing, Additional Warnings In Author's Note, Lost Days-Era Jason Todd Summary:

If there are two things Jason knew for a fact that Batman hated, it's magic and John Constantine. Both were unpredictable and often dredged up chaos whenever they were present. So when Jason runs into Constantine while on his murder training world tour, he realized he could kill two birds with one stone.

Piss off Batman and learn magic to use against him?

He'd be an idiot not to take that opportunity.

[rayfishandchips]

Catching up on the hellblazer dead in America run.

Is it only me or are you all hearding Matt Ryan's voice (accent) when you look at these boxes hmm

[raven-by-the-sea]

For the DC x DP server gift exchange!

Constantine has been taking care of dealing with a stray King of the dead for a while now

Please no reposts, referencing, reusing, or edits, please feel free to reblog ❤️ Click for best resolution!

[jasontoddsguns]

John Constantine in crossover comics: Badass cocky occult magician who about to trick God and the Devil.

John Constantine in his own comics: Weeping in the corner, trying to roll a magic blunt. (Just got back from tricking God and the Devil)

[iambarelysushi]

I was avoiding doing actual work this afternoon and, well...

[cat-cosplay]

“There aren't any good Cats, and there aren't any bad Cats. There's just us. Felines. Doing our best to get by." ~ John Catstantine

[poolboyatthegiovannimansion]

[jesncin]

"Birthdays" a fancomic about grief and loneliness. A reimagining of John's relationship with Golden Boy.

Happy birthdays, Constantine 🧁

[soranatus]

Constantine & The Sandman By Jo Cheol-Hong (Mi-Gyeung)

[extraordinary-heroes]

One Night At The Bus Stop by Daniel Canedo

[ratblazer]

sometimes you just gotta draw your guy pathetic and covered in blood

[ditzybat]

nothing in my head except for thoughts of bruce and constantine co-parenting billy.

like it could very well be platonic co parents bruce and john, but i think it could be a very tense pining situation - but doesn’t matter, however you interpret it just imagine how funny the dynamics would be

john: well i saw him first

bruce drafting up adoption papers: too bad

—

john: and if you trace this rune here you can summon trigon, although raven will get her knickers in a twist over it

bruce: no summoning powerful demon lords in the manor

billy: but bruceeeeee

—

billy: dad

bruce and john: yes? [glaring at eachother appalled that the other thinks they have the right to think of themselves of billy’s father]

billy totally doing this on purpose with a shit eating grin: dad?

—

teacher: so are you little billy’s father?

bruce and john simultaneously: yes

teacher: oh! just know we are a very accepting community and find your relationship heartwarming! now if you would head this way i believe billy drew a wonderful portrait of your massive families mr. wayne’s

bruce snaking a hand around john’s waist, grinding his teeth: of course, shall we dear?

john pinching bruce so hard he’s sure it draws blood: yes anything you say love

billy: aw man there goes my two christmases… :(

—

billy: this is why i like dad’s better, at least he lets me summon supernatural kings from other dimensions

bruce in tears: you don’t mean that

—

bruce: i’m not letting you keep a tiger at the manor

john: don’t be ass, let the boy have his talking tiger

bruce: oh well i don’t think you have a say in this mr. ‘soul tax evader’

john: oh fuck off you furry bat

billy: god, if you’re there, i really don’t wanna see them make out in front of me

—

damian and billy playing a board game while gossiping:

billy: my dad and your dad wanna smash, don’t they?

damian sighing: unfortunately constantine’s… rugged look has enamored my father

billy:…

damian: …

billy: ten bucks says they ‘consummate’ their marriage by the end of the month

damian: hm, twenty dollars that by the end of this week they’ve had preformed coitus

—

billy: i miss when you guys were at each others throats, no one wants to see you guys grope each other at breakfast

dick: i think it’s sweet

jason: they defiled the library, definitely not sweet dickhead, it’s practically child abuse to watch them basically on top of each other

—

idk i think it’s a neat au, even if there’s no canon whatsoever to make this even sort of plausible in the slightest.