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bill likes to prank fiddleford sometimes. it gets very funny
#fiddleford can never tell whether its actually ford showing him affection after this#something something fiddleford left his wife and son in a heartbeat when ford told him he needed him#which could mean nothing#bill has too much pride to admit his jealousy#so he toys with fiddleford to put him in his place#gravity falls#fiddauthor#billford#🐛
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ngl, I'm beginning to take issue with how in conversations about anti-intellectualism almost automatically, the face of girls and women will be slapped on the problem.
#'all those tiktok girls who only like marvel films and' - why do you always say girls and women? are the guys filling opera halls instead?#'women in their mid 20s who still only read YA novels' okay sure that's an example and relevant discussions can be had#but it reminds me of the mocking tone in which people speak of 'chick-lit' to use women's interest as an indicator of lower value#while in fact women are reading more than men in EVERY single genre of fiction. Women are doing a lot of (often unpaid) labour#supporting libaries supporting theatres supporting cultural events#meanwhile there is a pretty big overlap between toxic masculinity and anti-intellectualism#(especially misogyny and homophobia)#especially when it comes to things like ballet or opera or musical or generally dance#in fact it is often the female investment in specific things that makes them less 'valuable' in general consciousness#for thousands of years the theatre was well-respected and a high form of art - and now it's a 'wife-thing'#the father who will teach his son that theatre and dance are for girls - how is that never an example for anti-intellectualism
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Jazz's parents have gotten worse, their passion has turned into an obsession. Her parents don't even know that they are hunting their son every day. Jazz makes a tough call and rings up her uncle-in-law whom she has not had contact with in years.
Commissioner Gordon was not expecting to get a phone call at three in the morning; especially not from an estranged niece that he had seen a handful of times. The last time he seen that side of the family was before his wife had died.
Now he's driving halfway across the country with a confused daughter to meet up with the said estranged family.
#I don't know Gordon's lore but I've never seen his wife#I know he has a son and daughter#So his wife had to have gone somewhere#I'm going with dead#canon is my bitch#danny fenton#danny phantom#dc x dp#dpxdc#ao3#dp x dc crossover#fanfic#ao3 fanfic#jazz fenton#commisioner gordon#barbara gordon
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This is why I'm not the biggest fan of the Price is the dad of the 141 headcanons, because what people fail to understand is that the person on the leash is actually Price
#john “let me set off a nuke to help the war effort” Price#john “lets kidnap his wife and son” price#john “yeah i can sneak into this base alone” price#you don't understand Laswell still smokes because of him!#soap doesn't really do anything chaotic in the games#meanwhile Price every two seconds is doing something else insane and dragging gaz into it with him#ghost and soap: normal military mission#price and gaz: fighting for their fucking lives because Price decided they could take on a whole base of men by themselves#thoughts with luke#captain john price#call of duty#john price#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#kyle gaz garrick#task force 141
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in another world where things are a little different….
role swap au debbie and nolan inspired by this amazing fic
#what’s the vibe of this au? nolan and the bad bitch he pulled by being autistic.#invincible#invincible show#nolan grayson#debbie grayson#viltrumite!debbie#human!nolan#invincible au#invincible role swap au#crismakesstuff#yea I have nolan Debbie’s necklace hehe#he’s just a dorky dad who loves his wife and son so much#omniman#omni man#mark grayson#also this nolan is CUBAN BECAUSE I SAY SO AND IM CUBAN#he can dance the craziest bachata w debbie#he makes the best flan too
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men: i never cheated on you please believe me!
ned stark: i cheated on you please believe that! i cheated on you so hard look here’s proof of my adultery doesn’t he look just like me? that’s definitely my love child tell everyone you know
#the sexiest thing a man can do is gaslight his wife into beliving his nephew is his son#i need him carnally#ned stark#catelyn tully#catelyn stark#nedcat#jon snow#valyrianscrolls#asoiaf#asoiaf crack
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Killer Croc's little bro was apparently in Gotham.
How did everyone know? Because he was seen physically dragging said older brother out of the sewers and into the nearest cafe.
And Killer Croc was just. So docile??? He was shy, a bit nervous, amused, and was practically harmless. Which wasn't something anyone would have associated with Killer Croc.
And the fact that said little bro can lift him up easily too? What kind of parents did they have for their son to be able to lift up the Killer Croc so easily?
Meanwhile, Jack just doesn't get why everyone reacts negatively to his big brother, it's not like he was a ghost for goodness sake and yea he's working on not being like he was before his son revealed himself to be part ghost, but still.
His brother was still human, just extra.
Why did Jack come to Gotham? He was kinda maybe forced out the house to go and find his brother because he liked talking about him but never actually went out to find him.
Jack and Croc may be half-brothers, yes, but he's still family.
Jack strongarms Killer Croc into not living in, well, the sewers and at his house he bought when he came to Gotham and they both caught up with each other's lives. Jack told Croc about his family, and by extension the shit views he's had on ghost because it was a major part in their family dynamics, and Croc told him about his own life in Gotham.
Minus the more gruesome, parts.
Killer Croc lives with him for a while and notices that he didn't really seem to care for his life. Which is a major no to Croc, who tries to get him to gain some amount of self-preservation, yes he knows that his little bro is more durable than the average human has any right to be but please for the sake of your big bro's heart, please take care of yourself.
Jack is a bit floored by this, and tries to wave it off as a non-issue. But if Jack can strongarm Croc into living with him, then Croc can definitely strongarm Jack into things as well.
Busting through walls is fine, alright. He gets it, it's very fun. But please don't stick random things into your mouth that can kill you, nor follow strangers down an alleyway and shrug off a stabbing (Killer Croc had some choice words and actions for the person who did such a thing.), and please, please practice stranger danger, little bro. Please.
No, he doesn't give two, three, four, five or ten fucking shits if you have microsurgeons in your blood that gives you a superhuman healing factor, you can still feel pain little bro, and stop skipping meals and sleep to work on your inventions! No, you cannot substitute either for energy drinks!
The batfam keep an eye on the two brothers and find it to just be the both of them strongarming the other into healthy behaviors basically. (With a lot of verbal and physical "I love you"'s, the Batfam could NEVER. slash joke teehee.)
#dc x dp#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc#dcxdp#Jack Fenton and Killer Croc half-brother's au#Just wait until Croc finds out about his wife and son cause oh boy are they just as bad as he is when it comes to self-preservation.#Jack strongarms him into living a normal life where he doesn't hide away and deserves to be treated as a person#While Croc strongarms Jack into having more self-preservation that he seemingly lacked.#Wouldn't ya know a lack of self-preservation is a common trait in the Fentonnightingle history since the days or yore#Their dad had it and Jack got it unfortunately#Jack would also like to punt his mother for abandoning his brother.#You know your self-preservation is bad when Killer Croc has to strongarm you into taking care of yourself
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do you ever dream of mom? of me? of us? of a world where gods could coexist within the mortal realm free of consequence? with the exception that once you commit, the essence of your soul becomes intertwined with ours? so much so that you can't tell where you end and where we begin? but you couldn't care less as long as you have us? do you ever dream of the three of us being the family we all desperately needed? and if you don't, please tell me you haven't forgotten what could've been. dad, i came all this way.
edit: i found the photo haha
#poseidon desperately wishing he could be the father he knows his son and wife need him to be#percy near tears as he begs for his dad to give him a sign that his absence was just as excruciating for him as it was for his family#unsaid#unsaid but not unheard#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo#pjo text post#pjo headcanon#percy jackson#poseidon#WHERE IS THAT GIF OF POSEIDON CRADLING HIS HEAD AND HOLDING BACK TEARS#I NEED IT
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In the anti-fairy world, without anyone being aware, a baby was born; loved by his parents, especially by his father, who would do anything to protect his family...
#fairly oddparents#fairy timmy#fairy timmy turner#fop#fop a new wish#fop au#fop timmy#the fairly oddparents#timmy turner#timothy turner#nega timmy#anti timothy#anti timmy#anti cosmo#anti wanda#fop anw#Anti-Cosmo is a proud father#He loves his wife and son#cosmo and wanda
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#thats his employee. it was never going to work out. :((#LMFAOOO PLEASSEEE!!! i hope he joking because there is no way THAT is where the line is drawn with casual murder#and that dead wife ghost roomate adopted son storyline or whatever it was 😭😭 im still confused on that one ngll#wwdits#what we do in the shadows#nandermo#nandor#guillermo#guillermo de la cruz#nandor the relentless
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light gets it from his mom… “it” as in “two-faced backstabbing snakery” ˘ᗜ˘🐍
(late) gift 3/3 for my secret santa @llawlieta !!! for ur prompt of yagami family Fucked Up goodness ( ͒•·̫|💚🍭🎀 hope u enjoy!! HAPPY HOLS! * ੈ✩‧₊˚* ੈ✩‧₊
#美迪 archive#💡princess posting⋆˚✿˖°#dnsecretsanta23#light yagami#sachiko yagami#death note#this is his mom’s way of saying i love u without actually saying it out loud#like mother like son: tsundere edition#they’re both too proud to admit they suffer from something as weak as Feelings#poor soichiro probably had go thru hell and back to obtain this sinister wife#i like to headcanon that light & sayu are extremely lucky that light turned out so perfect#because if sachiko hadn’t been so fond of him she might’ve tossed him over a bridge like Oops#then she never would’ve mellowed out enough to accept sayu as she is#thanks first-born child for taking the brunt of the parents’ field testing and paving the easy way for the little sibling
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he's yapping about his wife!!
#top gun 1986#tg86#top gun#nick goose bradshaw#top gun goose#top gun fanart#anthony edwards#a request from anonymous!#art#illustration#digital art#fanart#artists on tumblr#clip studio paint#csp#drawing#he LOVES his wife and son and WILL talk to you about it
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Sometimes I think about Old Man Laertes learning that Odysseus DID get to see his mother one last time.
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horror sub-genres: domestic
#horror#horror sub-genres#horror movies#horroredit#moviesedit#filmedit#cinema#horror cinema#rosemary's baby#the shining#the housemaid#the stepfather#ready or not#posession#we need to talk kevin#hereditary#what ever happened to baby jane#the stepford wives#son#goodnight mommy#jakob's wife#anything for jackson#parents#his house#season of the witch#swallow#mother#get out#relic#my heart can't beat unless you tell it to
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No matter how damaged his mind is, I don’t believe Fiddleford would ever forget about Tate.
#now he has a raccoon son to go with his wife lol#good gosh this took me forever#how do people post daily comics??#making this made me so sad#but I love the angst >:)#my art#digital art#gravity falls#fiddleford mcgucket#tate mcgucket#comic
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And I go straight back to sobbing 😭
#he’s staying home#with his wife and his son#no longer chasing his purpose around the world because he’s found his purpose right here#I’m not sobbing at all 😭#polin#bridgerton#bridgerton season 3
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