my hot take that will get me screenshotted by 2-3 ianthe bloggers is that griddlehark is actually more toxic than harrianthe. when you think about it both parties can Leave harrianthe eventually even if they'd still have to see each other. The power imbalance just isn't that severe. and I don't even think ianthe wants it to be. I think SHE thinks she wants it to be a sexy power imbalance but when it comes down to it and the moment arrives when harrow would fuck her out of desperation to be safe, ianthe turns away. She doesn't want harrow that way. She wants harrow to forget Gideon so they can be lyctors together forever. She wants to mutually maim each other. I think it's even consensual maiming. harrow broke one of gideon's ribs when gideon tried to leave her!
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🍂🍁 Our Greatest Hits skirts are live now for preorder until August 14th! 🍂🍁
featuring the return of 4 designs from @mayakern & @vetiverfox & 6 designs voted on by y'all!
all preos get this cool sparkly sticker, only available until the 14th ;D
freshhotflavors.com
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Modern AU Machete keeps the local corner store afloat by buying their entire stock of lint rollers every so often.
Have you tried those white rabbit candies, by the way? Creamy, with rice paper wrapped around?
Hah, YES.
I have, in fact! They aren't widely sold here but some Asian grocery shops import them. The taste is delicious but it always kind of shocks me at first how hard they are, you just want to bite into them right away but you can't. Eating them is a very texturous experience.
The wrappers are gorgeous by the way, top tier packaging design.
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sometimes voloposting is like 'here is a man far-removed from the ancient lost people he is descended from, trying in vain to reconnect with a forgotten culture of which very little remains, desperately desiring to meet the ancient god they worshipped, both out of his own desire to worship it as they did, and his wrathful desire to tear it down and take its power for himself to make the world what it should be, a better world in which he doesn't have to settle for scraps and ruins and isolation and peddling his wares and customer service smiles to ignorant travelers, being forced to come to terms with the reality that his god has been doing worse than ignoring him- it acknowledged his existence by sending some random child who doesn't even fully understand what it is they're doing as its favored chosen champion just to stop him.' and sometimes voloposting is like 'he's soooooooooooooo silly double tap when you the skrunkly <3 <3 <3 <3 i'm gonna hit him with my car'
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If you're taking requests: dark cherry as your vampire-trap design would look epic
Here he is in dark cherry flavor!!
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