#I GOT YOU COVERED

[nuwildcat]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: KinnPorsche: The Series (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Porsche Pachara Kittisawat/Kinn Anakinn Theerapanyakun Characters: Kinn Anakinn Theerapanyakun, Porsche Pachara Kittisawat, Yok (KinnPorsche: The Series) Additional Tags: Mile High Club, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, this is just filth y’all Happy Christmas, BDSM, Dom/sub, Dirty Talk, I mean this is Kinn we’re dealing with, Praise Kink, and Porsche, Blow Jobs, a hint of, Exhibitionism, Anal Fingering, Aftercare, Kinn’s Cannon large cock, Cock Warming, Orgasm Control, Orgasm Delay/Denial, damn Kinn is bossy in this, Meet-Cute, kinn goes and falls for the pretty flight attendant your honor, a surprising amount of, Fluff Summary:

Porsche has dealt with almost every type of customer. The demanding ones, the rude ones, even the charmingly polite ones, but Kinn Theerapanyakul stands out from the rest.

Trapped in a tiny plane, 80,000 feet above the Earth, Kinn’s attention is overwhelming. Eyes follow him like Kinn wants to devour Porsche.

This time, Porsche might just let him.

wait wait wait I have more for you all!

I got lucky and managed to pick up a second secret santa for @kptssecretsanta​ and was able to write a fic for @everyforkedroad​ as well! This is filth, just straight filth cause I saw PWP and blacked out for a while only to have this fic like fully formed in my mind.

I may have written the ending on a plane to Ireland, but if you were reading over my shoulder that’s on you *cackling*

As for @everyforkedroad​ it was a pleasure to write this for you! Though we haven’t interacted a ton you seem like a wonderful part of the KP fandom and I had a blast writing you something to put in your stocking!

[dirtyjvconfessions]

Jhonen should wear this shirt

[thatboxylady]

i am beaming some expanded universe thruststorm thoughts into ur brain

YES EXCELLENT I got so many of those too hhhhHHH.

I'm thinking humanverse au atm.

• Human!universe continuity Jetstorm is a guy named Jeffrey Soucy, and Thrust is a guy named Thaddeus Barker. They're both from Canada, unfortunately.

• Jeffrey (from Quebec) is an only child with an absentee dad and weirdly uptight mother. He rushed into a marriage with his wife Blackarachnia Beatrice and was utterly goddamn miserable. He served her divorce papers twice, which she rejected, before finally bringing her to a coffee shop where he gave her the papers in a folder. Then he went to the mens' room, climbed out the very small window above one of the toilets, fell into a garbage bin in the alley, hopped half a dozen fences, got attacked by someone's dog, took the bus to the middle of nowhere, hiked in the woods with nothing but a small bag of belongings and a can of bear mace in the snow, took a train, hitched a ride on another bus after buying multiple tickets in cash to throw Beatrice off, and ended up in Vancouver to start over.

• Jeffrey is a recovering cocaine addict. He used exclusively during his marriage with Beatrice to cope, but he went cold turkey after moving to Vancouver and reinventing himself. He's never had a relapse. The one time he almost did, he asked Thaddeus to go to his place to make sure it was gotten rid of. Thaddeus scoured the apartment to be sure. Some people think it's weird he went that extra step, but they're friends, aren't they? Why not?

• Jeffrey is a type one diabetic which is EXTREMELY annoying because he was diagnosed at thirty-six. An absolute piss take, if you ask him. Thaddeus was the one who drove him to the ER.

• Thaddeus is trans and was born [REDACTED] McMahon. He named himself after his paternal grandfather who he used to shadow almost constantly. They used to work on his Harley before he passed away and the bike was sold.

• Thaddeus is the middle child of two siblings, Janice (older) and Monica (younger). His parents are Walker and Charlotte. Only Monica was accepting of him after he came out, and she's still the only one who he talks to after she reached out to reconnect with him one day.

• Thaddeus' motorcycle is a Suzuki GSX-R750, but he upgrades to a Suzuki Hayabusa post-beast machines adjacent timeline shenanigans wrap up. Jeffrey is the one who gets it for him. The GSX was ultimately destroyed by Cheetor Chester in a final showdown that he and Thaddeus had.

• Thaddeus has a prosthetic foot. He tells most people that he lost it in a biking accident, but in reality he shot himself through his boot on accident. Because he saw a spider. And was aiming for the spider. And missed. Waspinator energy prevails across space-time. Sometimes he gets phantom foot pain and Jeffrey goes out of his way to make sure he has decent painkillers for any particularly distressing episodes.

• Jeffrey is not a natural blonde (which he claims). He's a brunette. It's tragic. He also wears his hair long because Beatrice said he would look terrible with long hair, once. Thaddeus thinks it's pretty, though. Jeffrey values one of their opinions more than the other.

• Jeffrey has a biplane. He keeps it in reserve for potential emergencies, and if if the shit with Megatron Megan goes sideways, he plans and taking it and flying it to the states using a fake visa. After awhile, Thaddeus becomes part of the bug out plan.

• Nothing bad happens to them after the events of this timeline's beast machines saga ends, and they escape on Jeffrey's biplane and retire with several million dollars (stolen lol) in a small city off the Gulf of Mexico: Venice, Florida. They are very gay and very happy about it. Beatrice never finds them.

[vergeltvng]

Allow me to assign you one of my favourite mythological ‘tropes’.

PRIMEVAL SENTIENT ABYSS OF OCEAN/SPACE/CREATION

You are mysterious... hide your thoughts... very generous and giving... and sleepy. You contain multitudes. You have more emotions than people realise. You are artistically gifted. Sometimes you are unkind, sometimes you are kind, but more than anything, you're unpredictable, fluid, and vast in spirit.

tagged by: @phasmophobie and @arasanwar tagging: whoever wants to

[anbaisai]

AU where Mostro Lounge launches it as an official sporting event, because Azul smelled the business opportunity (featuring @raven-at-the-writing-desk's Miss Raven with Jade)

(Continuation of the book 4 mystery)

Bonus of the nefarious opportunistic octopus:

[gotchibam]

Skitty ko-fi doodle for @beskarmermaid!

I’m accepting pokemon ko-fi doodle requests here! ✨

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 112

Once again, you know who is underutilized in DCxDP crossovers? Battinson. Skrunkly shivering boi. Who we should definitely give children to care for. 

 Did you know that Jason canonically had a brother named Danny? Well you do now, and it should also be used more. 

 We all want to give Battinson a robin, so why not give him four for the price of two. He of course gets Dick from the circus- he’s never going to go into public again, this was the first time he’d gone to do something out of his comfort zone for a while and look how that turned out. 

 And on one of the nights that Dick has to stay home (Alfred insists he must finish his homework if he wants to go out on patrol) Bruce returns to the batmobile to find not one child, but two. Is Danny reincarnated? Just appeared one day? Who knows, but he’s here now and going to protect his little brother. 

 Bruce might have tears in his eyes when they both hit him in the kneecaps and bolt because even with the armor it still hurts. How he manages to grab both kids he’s not too sure, but he ends up getting them food after they put the tires back. He also doesn’t understand how he’s convinced them into the car but they’ve both conked out and maybe he’s panicking and needs Alfred- 

 D-Dick why is there another child here? He’s the neighbor, cool cool. W-what do you mean he’s home alone, he’s like, 4?? What do you mean he’s been alone for a week now???

…

Alfreeeeed-

[hinamie]

yeah sorry theyre tragic in this au too

jjk atla!au with @philosophiums

[markscherz]

Look, I don't think any of us were ready for Leptobrachium ailaonicum

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[stevenrogered]

OLIVER STARK & RYAN GUZMAN | Celebrity Family Feud

[smovs]

Rainy days on the island make for cozy afternoons at Sora's 🌧️ [remastered for INPRNT]

[hawkpartys]

While out taking photos I saw this Pied Billed Grebe with fishing wire tangled around his beak and neck

I watched it for a while, saw it try and fail to eat a crawfish because it couldn't get its mouth all the way open. After a while, it swam up to me and just kind of lingered a few feet away.

So I decided to do the only rational thing, and grabbed a bird

Removed the wire, did a quick once-over to make sure there wasn't anymore, and off they swam

[dailyhatsune]

electric angel and 31 year old chimera

[lesliemeyers]

doing Mysterion art inspired by a Batman cover just seemed... right

+ closeups under the cut ↴

[periwinkla]

Cover for the comic ♡ (coming sept 7th because I'm not-so-secretly a sap)

[slavhew]

jakey + dirkjake sandwiched between my organic chem notes. a poem in there somewhere