#I HAVE POTS

[cannibalhellhound]

My biggest regret over having black dogs is that I'm blind as a bat and they scare the living shit out of me every day because they just

Disappear

Because my house is dark as fuck

And the 3kg one is a funny scare because it's a big soot ball so it just hides in your shadow

But the 45kg ones are a heart attack that proceeds to tackle you when they hear you screech.

Then they lick your soul out of you because they're still babies

I'm 60kg I don't stand a chance

[arobutchsab]

me: stands up to put something in the bin and sits down again

my heart: hhhhHhhhHHIIIIIIIIIIIIII BOYYYYYY

[chicago-geniza]

What's the normal amount of pickles to have in your fridge. Because mine currently contains dill pickles, sour gherkins, kimchi, pickled red cabbage with apple, sauerkraut, pickled beets, pickled asparagus, pickled carrots, and pickled mushrooms. In general I don't like vegetables unless they're fermented, which I concede is insane, but one can pickle pretty much anything. Gabapentin made me hungry and that pickled asparagus was sooo satisfying. I'm keeping the vinegar to use as a starter and pickle some baby carrots. The cycle of pickling is beautiful and eternal

[the-shakesperience]

Need to get a tattoo that just says take your fucking medication on my wrist cause I KEEP FUCKING FORGETTING TO TAKE IT AT A NORMAL HOUR WHEN IM AT WORK AND THEN I GET TOO SLEEPY

[linnyuy]

this is really weird but I feel strangely happy today. Idk. My sis and I chatted for an hour with our dad downstairs (I'm in my room a lot because of my chronic illnesses) and that was nice. now I'm back to writing (used to write personal fanfics lol) and it feels good. I also have/had a passion for like behind the scenes stuff with tv and film and like posing my sims for scenes etc feels a little like I'm getting back into that interest lol yeah so anyway, ty for reading this if you did

[valeria-sage]

It’s 41 degrees Celsius and I think I might cry.

[lovethisfat37]

Explaining somno to the girl I'm dating because I told her I think it's kinda hot if I faint during sex 😅

[blndbandt]

wait I might have a type of Ehlers Danlos syndrome??

i have a bunch of symptoms that I had no idea could be related

[crabussy]

hey. don’t cry. crush four cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and pasta of your choice ok?

[smash-chu]

make a cohost account, make a blue skies account, make a pillow fort account, make a artfol account, share your discord, make a back-up account, make another account, make another account, make another account-

[colourmeastonished]

Body swap movie where one of them has invisible disabilities and when the other one lands in their body they immediately collapse catatonic on the floor from the pain and fatigue and the first one is like 'oh damn guess I don't have to worry that I'm faking it anymore'

[greenunoreversecard]

Having physical ailments is like;"I'm gonna do shit!" While feeling shitty and then wondering why the shitty feeling is getting worse

( I say this because I stood up to fast while my head was already pounding them proceeded to almost pass out while cleaning my room)

[foldingfittedsheets]

Today on Donuts and Dogs we encountered a large dog with a muzzle in a group with a few other dogs on the trail. I didn’t initiate anything but the dog came up and rubbed so aggressively affectionately on us that we had to pet him.

I offered that I’ve seen dogs muzzled to prevent them eating rocks as a roundabout question. His mom sighed and said he has to wear it because otherwise he eats marijuana.

[kiwichils]

sweet nothings

average chilshi experience after that night

[aulerean]

gem's angler fish? pretty cool.

[dysphoricgreens]

mmmm spam... its so fucking goooood... shove it down me ALWAYS!