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everyone here is so gay i can't
#how to get away with murder#its only season 2 why is everyone so gay#I WASNT EXPECTING HOW GAY IT WAS LIKE#ur gay he's gay she's gay#everyone in the keating 5 is gay istg#connor walsh#michaela pratt#laurel castillo#asher millstone#wes gibbins#annalise keating
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Soooo
I cane out to a guy I've been friends with from the past four years and it went great.
This is the 2nd longest friendship I've ever had so I'm super fucking glad.
#BE PROUD OF ME I WAS SO SCARED#I WAS TERRIFIED#I WAS SHAKING LIKE A LEAF#BUT I DID IT#at first he just said damn so i thought i lost this friend too#so i told him im panicking rn and he asked me why#nd IDK OKAY I WASNT THINKING STRAIGHT WELL I NEVER THINK STRAIGHT CONSIDERING HOW I'M GAY AND SHIT#anyway-#i asked him if we're still friends COZ IM AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT#then he reassured the fuck out of me and#I'll think fondly of thos for DAYS WEEKS MONTHS YEARS#anyway so it went great i feel really nice rn#I FINALLY DID IT. I FINALLY CAME OUT TO HIM#and i wasn't expecting the reassurance coz like we dont talk about that. we dont tell each other how we're important and stuff so yeah#anyway#ramble over#yapping the days away
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finally caved and started reading all for the game. two chapters into the foxhole court and what kind of gay fucking shit is this! also did not know there were sports in here
#idk whats going on i thought it was like the raven cycle with magic and shit its called the foxhole court??? no fae???? what the fuck!!!#and i cant understand whats happening with the sports. i didnt get it. i hope i dont need to i just know kevin is top dog of the bad dogs#neil is mid mid except hes got a death wish so they want him carnally???#ill be reading it super slowly bc im busy but i can feel it slowly turning up the heat on my brain cells as i read. they are burning.#ive got naught but ten#and neil's not neil but he is and he has a bag of secrets he's hiding in someone else's closet like okayyyy go off author fuck whats the#authors name.... nora sakavic FUCK I SHOULDVE KNOWN NEVER TO TRUST A WOMAN NAMED NORA#i dont know...i dont know.... but also the only gay neil i know is the one from dead poets society and its hard to separate the two rn#is the rest of the book going to be like this what did i get myself into. am i mentally prepared#bc i wasnt for trc and it FUCKED! ME! UP! im STILL insane#ugh. ugh. anyway. way gayer than expected. also at one point someone asks ''how safe is safe'' and MY DISAPPOINTMENT#when the answer wasnt safe as life? immeasurable. in fact i had to close the book. went to study accounting.#ACCOUNTING. HELLO?? CAN ANYONE HEAR ME IN HERE???#the tree speaks#all for the game#aftg#what are yalls tags?#neil josten#the raven cycle#trc
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theres something kind of annoying to me about how ever since the first sonic movie came out, when discussing potential additions to the cast the common default assumption people have for every single character sonic is friends with has always been that they would become sonics adopted sibling or cousin or something even if they dont have a family type relationship with him at all in the games. but almost nobody is even considering the idea of something like that happening with shadow and are saying that sonic and shadow are gonna fall in love or whatever instead and that this is gonna be the so/nadow movie etc etc
#Again this wasnt prompted by any one post in particular ive just been thinking about it for a bit#i dont really know how to explain Why its annoying though. it just is.#okay well actually part of it is the whole ''shadow cant show up in anything without people immediately making it about so//nadow'' thing#and also the ''we know nothing about their dynamic in this universe how and why are you already THIS invested in shipping them'' thing#but other than that idk how to explain why its annoying#im not saying that youre like a bad person if youve joked about movie sonic and shadow being gay or whatever but . idk#and im also not actively expecting shadow to be adopted by teh wachowskis either#its just the whole . the way people talk about shadow vs the way people talk about literally any other character thing . thats bugging me
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literlaly terirble night last night
#first of all the gay party was capped and me and my friend were devastated cuz we were so ready to make out w girls#second of all i went to the other frat that me and my gf met at and guess what. i fucking saw her there#id been there before sinc ewe came back but ive never seen her so far there but idk what i was expecting#not only that but we literally met at the drink station as in full relapse of last sem when we also said hi there and hit it off#so mebarrsing#not only that btu this frat was so good last sem but now its ass so the music wasnt even fun and i wasnt feeling it#and then these ASSHOLE GUYS are mocking me for being an english major. that REALLY pissed me off#AND THEN on my way back im waiting for the bus and she and ehr friends pull up tot he bus stop too#and then i got back to my dorm and just sobbed for like an hour and wandered around voice memoing my friends sobbing#like its so humilaitng its so fukced up how much our breakup is impacting me why cant ijust move on#i know its been like 4 weeks but comeon . im sor eady to be over her i hate feeling this dread#AND THEN im finally like you know closing my suite door and the lock jams so im fidgeting with it and one of her friend makes eye contact w#me. SHE DOESNT EVEN LIVE IN TEH SAME BUILDING AS ME!!! WHY WAS SHE THEREEEE#and i literally have tears all over mye yes and i had no idea she was coming so we just made ey contact and then i shut teh door
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obviously vote however you want and I respect kazui guilty voter's opinions but if I see one more person say that kazui used hinako i will riot
#like ur opinins are yours but thats just. wrong??#“or perhaps IT COULD COME TRUE.. like.. its FOR THE SAKE OF TRUE LOVE.. who wouldnt lie for that?”#he says “perhaps it could come true” like he married her because he thought it would make him fall in love with her!!!!#it wasnt his intention to use her and he never. did. he was just stuck in a situation he didnt know how to get out of#like i dont like when people villainize hinako to support their kazui arguements but i also dont like it when. its the other way around#the prisoner's r morally grey thats the point nobody there is inheriently evil#also some of you dont know how internalised homophobia works#(this is assuming the gay kazui theory is correct)#like its not just something that. happens. you INTERNAILZE the ideas and view u hear other people say#whether thats society or family or friends or whatever#and seeing as kazui has said that his family are embarrased of him. well.#ive just seen some people say “even if kazui has internalized homophobia it isnt an excuse” and like.. yeah its not its a reason#but like. thats not an easy thing to deal with (ESPECIALLY if it because of family views) like thats not just something you shake off#idk.. i just feel like people are dismissing his a big part of his character being about societal expectations on love#okay. rant over#milgram#kazui mukuhara
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NEW BLORBO ALERTTTT
#a wip if you will#its not the actor btw i dont give a fuck about real people#ajdgljadhg#its jim halsey!!#im obsessed with this movie i wasnt expecting it to be so gay#said with the cadence of no its great i just didnt think itd be chinese#aldhgla#80s gay horror my beloved#im working on little pieces for john and nash too :)#im currently thinking of an au where jim and nash join him somehow...#not sure how yet cause i honestly dont think either of them would just. Do That#so im thinking. some kind of kidnapping they're forced to situation??#i also like the idea that the cops continue to think jim is the killer and now think nash is too#so they just keep chasing them and they have to keep running away#and they just kind of. accept that john is helping them and they gotta deal with his ass if they dont want to be killed by the cops#ladhgljadg#yeah....#anyway random hyperfocus beam go crazy#Anyway and also random thoughts but i really do prefer this kind of.. idk realistic ish painterly style#i keep wanting to do 'simpler' styles in regard to coloring and rendering#because i Love how clean and vibrant and Popping it looks#but i Always go back to this#and personally i almost always enjoy doing the art and the end result when its in this style#i think i just gotta stick with it aldjg#anyway new blorbos alert!!!#i think this hyperfixation will stay long enough for me to do some art for the main three so !!!#hoping !!!!!
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i hate how people are like "erm you have to disclose you're trans or you're tricking gay dudes into being w/ someone who has a vagina"
can we stop equating vulvas to the "woman genitals" and penises to the "man genitals." if i was dating a guy who didnt tell me he was trans until i was already taking his damn clothes off i wouldnt care because im not a fucking freak who judges peoples bodies. im a very inclusive freak
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gang stop focusing on the second part, i dont care if you agree with me on my own genital preferences, thats ur prerogative and wasnt the point of the post. i mean, i didnt really expect a post i made while half asleep to get a lot of traction (as much as it has anyway) so i was not wording myself properly, but also i was being sarcastic? so 😭
anyway, my main point is that saying trans men are trying to trick gay men into having sex with them (because, for some reason, some people find the concept of a man with a vulva to be disgusting) is bigoted and dumb as fuck. second part of the OG post was just me sleepily expressing how much i dont mind trans men having non-cis bodies and you can feel free to ignore it since it's not part of my argument lol
just wanted to add this since i dont feel like repeating myself every time someone misinterprets my intentions, though i do appreciate everyone who has commented with their own perspectives. im just a little impatient. hope this is more clear!
#transmasculine#transmasc#trans male#transandrophobia#i JUST woke up but yk#i saw a post talking abt this and wanted to make my own
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okay i've played a bit more and i have a lot of thoughts about Taash and the way gender is being handled overall in this game...
first i will say the positives which is that i do really appreciate the attempt at incorporating trans characters both in the world as companions and allowing us to make those options in the cc. and as someone who also writes dark fantasy stories with trans characters i do understand how difficult it can be to incorporate these identities into a world that doesn't necessarily have the same language as we do; but overall the way they've approached this feels very... i've seen some people call it unpolished but i actually feel the opposite. it's almost clinical (therapy-speak in general has been a main criticism of this game) and it's way too polished, in my opinion, which is what makes it so jarring to see.
there has been a trans character established in game previously, there is already a precedent for these identities to exist in this world, and they have never used this language before. the way Iron Bull talked about Krem felt far more realistic and integrated into the world of Thedas comparatively. was it perfect? no, of course not, but i chafe at the idea that it needs to be perfect, anyways. this is another problem the game has; past characters have had their flaws completely ironed out (Isabela is now a paragon of friendship and returns cultural artifacts instead of looting them, Dorian has multiple codex entries wallowing about how he used to defend slavery, the Crows have suddenly become a big found family-- on and on and on) and while i have my criticisms of some of these flaws (Dorian's pro-slavery rant in inqusition still makes my eyes roll) i dislike the way they're handling these changes and just expecting us to ignore all of the lore and worldbuilding from previous games. and all of this "political correctness" only for the game to still be so racist.
which brings me back to Taash.... Taash is very strange character, lacking agency around both their gender and their culture. they are simply a mouthpiece for the writer. while yes, it should always be made undeniable that your character is trans or gay or xyz, Taash really does only exist to be nonbinary. and to be clear, a nonbinary character like them could be very interesting, if their writing wasnt so... white. we know that the Qun has different ideas about gender than Rivain (and elsewhere) and this could have been a very interesting exploration of that; however, it is obvious that the Qun (and Taash's mother) are meant to be depicted negatively, and ultimately it ends with the player (not Taash) choosing between their two cultures. their gender is clearly far more important to the writer and the only facet of their identity they seemed willing to explore, which makes me question why even make this character qunari to begin with...
Neve and Rook are also the two that spur Taash into exploring their gender. this, on the surface, is not a problem for me. i'm playing as a trans Rook and while the dialogue was again very overpolished and clunky i found it kind of endearing. but the way Neve is used as this "foil" for Taash really rubbed me the wrong way. this assumption that Neve has no complicated feelings about her gender or being a woman (which i highly doubt considering the world she lives in & how misogynistic it is) and the implication from Taash that she only dresses the way she does for her mother/other people (which Neve doesn't even get to challenge) is extremely narrow-minded. Taash is the Only character that acknowledges gender; so far, even when flirting with other characters, it's only been Taash that i've been allowed to specify with that my rook is trans, despite Taash already knowing that from our previous conversation (i hope that this changes once i lock in with a specific character so feel free to correct me if it does).
but no one else really seems to have an opinion except that Neve drags Taash around to meet Maevaris, and we get the very goofy note that's just a list of modern gender identities and their definitions. i do partly sympathize with the writers here; again i've had to find a way to incorporate lgbt identities in my own writing and it can be difficult depending on your audience. i understand wanting to be very clear and concise. but this is... just goofy. and this desperation to be so correct around gender while simultaneously writing such an offensively racist narrative is really frustrating.
there's also an inconsistency that comes from this with Taash's character-- they are portrayed as this rough but awkward character that is bossed around by their mother, they are bashful with flirting early on and are almost child-like in comparison to the other characters. and then suddenly you get a scene with them where they very directly ask if you want to have sex and suddenly pin you against the wall. this scene was so jarring to me i referred to it as a jumpscare because WHERE has this character been this entire time? i want to see more of this, more of this character who takes what they want and knows exactly who they are (which they even say multiple times when you first meet them... but then need Neve and Rook to hold their hand about it?)
i do really like Taash, i like the idea of them, of this very self-assured and almost cocky character who is also a little silly, this person who is so sure of who they are but has to deal with their mother undermining them while also navigating a culture they feel disconnected from, and i also like that the player can help them through it... but the execution is awful, shallow, and racist. the idea that someone can only choose One culture is so offensive and also a laughable conclusion when compared to their coming out as nonbinary. the writer clearly understands that people don't exist within these little boxes when it comes to gender, but can't wrap their head around it when it comes to someone's culture-- which is also a very important part of a person's identity and often contributes directly to their gender and how they feel about it. all of these different characters have different experiences, come from different places, Davrin and Bellara are Dalish and even have differing opinions on what that means for themselves, but the game doesn't touch on any of it. all we get is a lecture from the writer that is completely removed from the world it's presented in.
i wish i could understand what it was this character was meant to convey. i stand by saying that it doesn't need to be perfect; i know there are people that had problems with Krem in inquisition, but at least Krem was his own person. Taash doesn't even get that here... i harp a lot about character agency when i give writing advice on my other blog but it really is so so so important for marginalized characters-- both gay, trans, and especially characters of color-- to have their own agency around their identities that is completely separate from the player & player choice, that allows them to exist as their own person within the world you've created, and i think Taash's character and story is an unfortunate example of exactly what not to do.
#honestly i should be making these posts over on that blog but im scared of dragon age fans#and this blog is much smaller and not connected to rpg/IF fandoms lmao#datv spoilers#datv critical#taash#long post#da posting
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Any general thoughts on/relating to the Brobot?
Have my half awake scrawlings...
I really love the brobot!!!! People really misconstrue it and also leave it out in a lot of dirkjake talk? Its a big player in not only how dirk expresses his affection/desire towards jake but also in their multi year spanning unspoken game of gay chicken 😭😭(all of dirks splinters are but Not about them rn)
It was sent yknow under the pretense that jake loves wrestling and wished so bad to have somebody he could wrestle with. But at the same time it protects jake from the horrors of hellmurder island (seen before they strife), pushing jake into the Damsel in distress role he wasnt expecting to play even before all the shit in the game, with Dirk being his hero.
Jake says he keeps it on a high difficulty because apparently in the Novice mode he says their interactions become "too tender" and doesnt want to elaborate, Friendly reminder! His convo with jane on the SAME DAY dirk pulled off that big romantic overture and the kiss happens and him and dirk begin "dating".. is the same day he asked jane if it didnt make him weird for wanting to date dirk. And he also says hed joke around with dirk about how theyd soo make a great couple if dirk were a girl haha.
I imagine the brobot and well. Getting physical like that with a robot that supposedly looks like dirk probably gave jake his internal gay awakening at 13 but he just never wanted to actually confront it and instead just wanted to brush past everything 😭😭 (See: every single time sexuality or romance comes up in relation to jake he is literally always thinking about dirk somehow and he never directly talks about his attraction to men or how that reflects/contradicts on his self image of the Movie Star Hero guy)
and jake doesnt actually hate the thing either, he tells jane he thinks it genuinely did improve his fighting capabilities (Which we see it did in collide! he beat basically the whole felt with guns and fisticuffs alone, no hope powers.) Which serves as a pretty evident parallel to dave who also is good at fighting, even if he doesnt want to be. (see dirk + dave convo)
This one comes from hussies authors notes in the aradiabot and equius scene (which equius imagery being invoked with dirk. something i could totally rant about another time haha) but yeah. Jake was being selfish asshat in that log forcing jane into a corner and wringing what he wanted to hear out of her, and also not giving a shit about the brobot (Which served as his protector and only other semblance of human connection since he was 13 and was a BIRTHDAY GIFT FROM DIRK) KILLING ITSELF? But hes so preoccupied talking about dirk. THE REAL DIRK. And immediately after jake loses the dirk splinter that protected him, HE (AND DIRK) CREATE A NEW ONE FOR HIMSELF USING THEIR COMBINED POWERS/?
Hussie is lying.. somebody Does care about dirks feelings. a whole lot to the point they activate their powers unwittingly Because of it. and its jake. but jake just cant admit that himself. (He cannot admit his real feelings until given permission to, dirk would have to concede the game of gay chicken first using his words and not just actions)
ANYWAY. hussie is so right its so easy to get sidetracked times one million talking about this comic. BUT AHH!! BROBOT. his existence.. tragic.. Jakes really smart in knowing that all of dirks splinters enlighten aspects of himself he doesnt oft share, and the brobot served as another dirk action on the pile of dirk actions he engineers to signify his deep immense care for jake, where he lets these grand gestures and implications sit out in the open without ever actually saying what they mean and where his feelings lay.
EVEN IF ITS SUPER OBVIOUS. The d man cant use his big boy words to actually describe his feelings despite how much a yaps! so jake doesnt know if hes even allowed to say anything about his own. Fellas: Is it gay if you labour for supposedly an extended period of time to create a custom robot in your own image to ship in pieces to your best bro guy crush who is HUNDREDS OF YEARS IN THE PAST because you cant be there yourself?
I think this hal message says enough about how bad dirk wished he could visit jake 💀💀
#Yes.. yapping.. so fun.. i have so many things to yap on.. mwahaha..#brobot#dirkjake#jakedirk#jake english#dirk strider#homestuck#my art#Anyway guys all of dirks splinters are intrinsically tied to his love for jake because its an immutable part of his existence-#As a fictional character within a story. Shoutout narrative soulmates hashtag literally because theyre not real#daniel talks#IM SO TIRED GOING TO BED. AAH.
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hello again. i literally think of you as an Esteemed Stormlight Scholar (gender neutral) so do you have any rlainarin thoughts to share? i can't stop thinking about Them <3
hi :) you know im still a little surprised with how much i liked the way rlainarin was done in wind and truth. like im not saying i went into the book expecting to be a hater but i did have low expectations just bc the way sanderson writes romance has never really hit with me. and i was worried the pressure of committing to actually spending time developing a gay relationship would result in something kinda....boring? but it wasnt! it was a beautiful parallel with the mishram stuff. it wasnt just that they fell for each other but the compassion/respect/love they developed towards each other through their romance (and through just being two outsiders in their society who finally found the person who would take the time to understand them) was straight up the only reason mishram did what she did. gay love genuinely saved the day. i did laugh during the extremely on the nose revelation of feelings via a vision of the two of them making out but hey man as a lesbian in the dating world that's just what it's like sometimes
#i really like them im happy they got the time they did in this book :)#i was so excited and pro rlainarin before the book came out but also i was like always telling myself to lower my expectations#and i didnt really have to! hooray#sa5#sa5 spoilers#kowt spoilers#wat spoilers#asks
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geta is a bottom, source: me
idgaf abt anything and i do not know about lot of stuff but if there is ONE SINGLE THING I KNOW is that geta is obviously a bottom, a sub, an omega, an uke (pls that irked me sm) or whatever thing you would call the man that takes another dude wickiedickie and i stand for that.
i got into a discussion when someone called caracalla a bottom because of "him sleeping with men" while geta wasnt, lets not judge based upon if they are openly gay or secretly gay because geta is trapped in a damn glass closet LOL and if we were to judge base off of that then i could say geta wants to be a woman only because he used makeup, lmao, like, it has no sense fr.
back to the point, yes, he is only seen with woman, yes, he is a kinda tall man, yes, he is not your typical thin anorexic, half hinch tall, hyper femenine, shy bottom with a soft voice, so what?
he is fiercy and petty, has a loud mouth, his ego reaches the sky and has crazy hysteric vibes that i personally think, would bring men weak to their knees and HE IS AN EMPEROR, you can't expect an emperor to be gentle and submissive just because he is the bottom of a relationship, so the point of "geta being the top because he is tall and dominant" (the same with the "caracalla is a bottom because he lays with men and is smaller in height and weight") its totally invalid lol, can yall not SEE the way this man treats his twin brother, embracing him with a soft, tender, motherly touch to calm his outbursts? The way he is almost clinical about all of his decisions no matter how crazy they seem or the way he always looked like he was glowing, brilliant and pretty under his dramatic makeup? That is an omega right there.
Plus, you can't make him stand next to men like Marcus Acacius, Lucius or even the Caracalla himself if we are being a little too much freaky and weird, look at all of them and think "yes, geta is a top" lol, you simply cant. He just gives that vibes.
#gladiator ii#gladiator 2#gladiator movie#emperor geta#geta#omega geta#bottom geta#sub geta#those need to be tags#emperor caracalla#marcus acacius#lucius verus#marcus x geta#lucius x geta#interesting facts
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Brank headcanons because this is my comfort ship now + i felt like it
Prank finds it adorable when Bam is unsure about doing something and he likes to push Bam a bit
Bam is the flirt. Prank is usually the one getting flustered around Bam even though almost everyone thinks its the other way around.
Bam actually really doesnt like to be touched, especially on his hind body or his undercarriage. but he feels safe with Prank, who actually enjoys physical affection. Prank is also easier with human touch, the only humans Bam allows to touch him are Batman, Batgirl and Robin. Prank is generally fine with everyone.
Prank is a top. Bam is a switch but everyone thinks hes a bottom.
Prank loves graffiti and Bam usually tells him not to spray it everywhere because yk, vandalizing is bad, but he actually likes the things Prank scribbles sometimes.
Bam expected to have to pull Prank out of problems all the time but Prank is actually very chill. Bam is the only Batwheel Prank will definitely listen to
Prank is a night owl and regularly pulls allnighters but Bam likes to roll into a warm comfy space and in a minute he is gone. Nobody really knows what Prank does at night, he goes to sleep at some point but whenever Bam does, Prank is wide awake.
Bam and Prank are actually pretty protective of one another. Whenever Bam has an injury or needs a repair Prank tends to keep an eye out for him and stay close by. Bam will not leave Pranks side in case of injuries.
Prank finds it super hot when Bam swears. Bam knows and it has boosted his confidence in using swear words around Prank and the Legion of Zoom, to MOE's annoyance (MOE thinks Prank is a bad influence)
Bam loves Pranks smile and laugh, Prank has a very contagious smile to Bam. If Bam hears Prank laugh or sees him smile, he smiles too.
Prank isnt a karaoke fan but when Bam does it he will listen to the whole ass playlist. Bam and Prank sometimes sing together, Bam has given Prank little singing lessons, and when the Batwheels do karaoke and Bam smeggels Prank into it somehow, it always ends well even though Prank isnt sure about his singing voice (but hes a natural 🙂)
Batman actually really likes Prank and Bam together. He wasnt a fan of Prank at first but he knows they make each other happy, so hes supportive. So is Joker, he likes Bam, but Prank is more over at the Batcave then Bam is at the Scrap Yard or the fair.
Quizz was the first one that started shipping them because of his gay joke phase. Jestah has had enough of Quizz for the next 5 years of her life because of this phase (he makes gay jokes all the time and it annoys the living shit outta her) but she is supportive of Bam and Prank. Quizz loves that he turned out to be right (he didnt even know Prank was gay at the time but prediction is prediction) and he loves to remind Jestah even more. Snowy finds them adorable together and Ducky saw it coming, so he was fine with everything.
The batwheels are very supportive of Bam - Buff always asks how things are going between him and Prank, Redbird thinks Prank is badass and asks Bam about him all the time, Bibi always manages to talk to Prank when hes in the Batcave, they have become very good friends, and Batwing just asks horny questions.
#batwheels#batwheels bam#batwheels prank#brank#bam x prank#my fav gays#i love them#they are so cute#i love themmmm#i luv them#theyre so cute#headcanons for fun#headcanons#my headcanons#batwheels headcanons#tv shows#yap yap yap#but its good#most of this is a joke btw#dont take it too seriously#please#just joking#help#i have become a fangirl
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one piece smau: married to marco edition
marco x male reader
-> marco is NOT that old at all, i jus feel like itd b so funny for him to b seen as old for his lack of knowledge on technology and slang terminology/phrases
-> also whitebeard having instagram is so fucking funny to me bye
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polo.[name]: mirror selfie 🪞
tagged: marco.phx
marco.phx: ur new username is such a terrible pun babe
-> polo.[name]: maybe youd appreciate my grand creativity if u jus matched w me ffs
-> marco.phx: dont b a smart ass we aren't matching usernames
-> polo.[name]: ur the only man that enjoys being a smart ass dont give me attitude rn
portgasace: ohhh u guys r the type to jus take mirror selfies at the gym and then dip 🙄🙄
-> marco.phx: work on ur form and then we can talk
-> WHIT3BEARD!: BOOM roasted
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-> portgasace: ?????
eee.izo: aww my favorite gay couple ❤️ i love whenever u two post

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marco4[name]: username change even though i already put a ring on his finger and that apparently wasnt enough??
tagged: polo.[name]
polo.[name]: seeeee isnt that just such a cute username <333
-> marco4[name]: ur cuter baby ;)
-> portgasace: BARF BARF BARF VOMIT VOMIT VOMIT
vivavista: awww marco does love [name] how adorable
-> marco4[name]: who said i didnt?
-> vivavista: ur username before u changed it....
-> marco4[name]: ur fw me....
chef.thatch: seeing marco being so publicly whipped for his hubby is heartwarming
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-> polo.[name]: hehe hes all mine 🤭🤭🤭
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eee.izo: absolutely sick to my stomach i hate these two
tagged: marco4[name] and polo.[name]
polo.[name]: holy shit this is such an old photooo
-> marco4[name]: ur talkin sbt it as if it wasnt jus three years ago...
-> polo.[name]: not seeing ur GRAYING hair is weird for me OLD MAN
-> portgasace: LMFOAOA damn gonna have to report marco for being a creepy old man for dating [name]
-> marco4[name]: u two r idiots, im only 5 years older than u [name]
-> polo.[name]: its ok i love u my beautiful old man husband
chef.thatch: aww isnt it so cutteee that they were brought tgt by boss
-> WHIT3BEARD!: if they have a kid i expect them to name it after me.
-> polo.[name]: all due respect i dont think i wuld b able to sleep well at night knowing my kids name is "edward"
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polo.[name]: step by step guide on how to bag a blonde baddie:
1. be me
tagged: marco4[name]
marco4[name]: whatever happened to callin me ur husband???
-> polo.[name]: ur my baddie husband marco b proud <3
-> marco4[name]: young ppl and their terminology.....
eee.izo: i wouldve never used the word baddie to describe marco...
-> polo.[name]: hes a hot mysterious stoic damaged baddie old man and hes alll miiiinnneee 😍
-> eee.izo: its so hard to tell when ur being satirical
portgasace: he a baddie he showin his pantyyyy ‼️‼️
-> polo.[name]: he shake it like jellyyy 😩
-> marco4[name]: im uncomfortable.

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marco4[name]: me n my husband ❤️
tagged: polo.[name]
polo.[name]: im going feral for u daddy 😻😻😻😻
-> marco4[name]: ffs
-> portgasace: count on [name] to humiliate his husband in his own comment section
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polo.[name]: why did u choose such a hot photo of u im gonna have to fight for my life in these comments now :/
-> marco4[name]: theyre all unimportant babe dw abt them
eee.izo: marcos tiddies on my tl 😩😩😩
vivavista: damnnn marco u lookin fine aslll 😘
chef.thatch: wait till u come home i got a surprise for u in the kitchen baby
-> polo.[name]: no fuckin way.
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polo.[name]: smoking kills...BUT BEING SMOKING HOT??? THATS A DIFFERENT STORY
tagged: marco4[name]
marco4[name]: ur unbelievable????
-> polo.[name]: i love u sm u sexy FREAK
-> marco4[name]: PLEASE STOP.
portgasace: bro cooked fr in thst caption
-> polo.[name]: yk me 🤭🤭
-> chef.thatch: what exactly did [name] cook...
-> marco4[name]: thats what im trying to figure out
eee.izo: what a truly poetic caption wowwww
-> polo.[name]: i discourage smoking for everyone. instead of smoking guys, just find urself smoking hot ppl to fill the voic. perfect example is my husband marco <3
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marco4[name]: married life is for me
tagged: polo.[name]
polo.[name]: AWWWWWWWWWWWW u love me
-> marco4[name]: of course i do
portgasace: VOMIITTTEDDD VOMITTTTEEDD (u guys r so cutie wootie patootie awww)
eee.izo: took him being a whore thru his twenties to realize this, how cute
-> eee.izo: im sorry making fun of marco is too funny, this was very cute
-> marco4[name]: thanks + sleep w one eye open tn
WHIT3BEARD!: like i said tht kid u adopt better b named after me.
-> marco4[name]: [name] just visibly cringed.
polo.[name]'s story
my favorite view should i try climbing him guys <333
marco4[name] replied to your story: ......i know this means u love me so im just gonna say i love u too
#≡;- ꒰ ° smau series ꒱#one piece smau#one piece modern au#one piece x male reader#x reader#x male reader#one piece imagines#marco x male reader#marco x reader#marco imagines#marco one piece imagines#marco smau
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JuneBro: Balatro
Balatro: The Game That Should Have Won Game Of The Year Because It Is Ten Times Better Than The Bullshit That Got The Award
alright, welcome back to another belated and severely late installment of this review thing i do, called JuneBro. real quick, i wanna apologize to the bros (albeit small in number) who saw the last review as that shit was NOT in character and was just written in a way I hated. gonna work on keeping it brotastic here and making sure im actually writing like a cool person instead of some dumb homo tool (homo as in homo sapiens, i respect the gays).
anyways, so lets talk about this card game. when i first heard of balatro honestly i kinda thought it was just gonna be another "flavor-of-the-week" game ala Lethal Company or Content Warning (both are great games but its also like DAMN did those games fall off holy SHIT). i decided impulsively at some point that i was gonna try it since im an apple one subscriber and got the game for free due to apple arcade. so this game is sitting on my phone now and im like, so this is about poker or some noise? im not that into card games, ive played a round of rummy or two in my time (as a bro typically does) but ive barely played poker and i wasnt expecting much to be honest. from what ive seen online a lot of cats seem hella pumped about it, and so i start the game and for some reason, it hooks me in. i dont know how, something about seeing the funny blue and red number go up just awakens something in a motherfucker. but i very quickly realize that the vanilla experience for this game is okay, but when do you get to BREAK some shit? like while youre playin cards or whatever, wheres the satisfaction of knowing youre greatly exploiting the game to your fucking will? wheres the satisfaction of having joker combos that you had a hand in manipulating? when do you get to shove the chips and mult system over the railing and just go to town? how do you get all the luck? all very important and thought provoking questions. were doing so much goddamn thinking over here were turning into the fucking thinker.
so thats when i decide to get it on PC and install a like, FUCK ton of mods. im talking at least 20. and honestly? yeah, i know that some bros are gonna look at me and say "well youre doing it the cowards way, you should finish vanilla balatro before you mod it" and you know what? i dont give a fuck honestly. i dont care that i feel like i need stuff like incremental jokers that give times mult. sometimes you gotta just rig shit in your favor because if it works for politicians and fucking lawmakers then it works for me. back to the review, when you install the right mods on this thing, man you can turn the whole game into a particle accelerator and really fuck some shit up. i wanna eventually get into modding the game with my own mods. i wanna add homestuck jokers, valve jokers, all the fucking jokers. theres gonna be so many goddamn jokers that hollywoods gonna have to make a jokerverse movie because theres that many fucking jokers.
anywho, i decided to give this game a 4.75/5 shades to keep it real.
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Hello! I adore your blog and your yaps so much I’ve been following you for a few months now and I first wanted to tell you that you do so much good! So, a huge thanks to you for using your platform for trans topics/Palestine/as well as fandom etiquette/awareness and for just being amazing!
All things aside though, I do have a question! I was wondering what your opinion on @the-dead-gay-oscars was. I stumbled upon it recently and felt kind of an icky feeling about it, because it just feels like another way of comparing fanfic to mainstream media when fanfic isn’t really meant to be like that? It’s also putting a bunch of fanfic out there for people to vote on/critique publicly, and I cant find whether or not the fanfic writers are asked for permission for their fics to be included in such an event- especially when I know a lot of people have boundaries over that kind of thing. I just wonder if it brings back that almost expectation for fanfiction to be like published modern literature/movies. I doubt anyone had the intention for it to be like that but I just don’t really like it?
Idk, it just left me feeling weird about the whole thing, but maybe I’m being over dramatic and critical over something meant to be fun, which could totally be the case. 😅
Anyways, thank you so much for what you do! Have a nice day!
hiii !! first of all!!! thank youuu 😖😖🫂🫂
and yeah,,, not a fan. idk if this mention tags them and if it does, sorry!!! just some gentle opinions 😖
idk like,, "best" categories in fandom really ick me out. and i think it can be very discouraging to others? like how does the voting work? do they select nominations and then others vote?
oh you've said they do! so yes, then it turns into "oh my work wasnt as good as the one that won" etc etc - i just think there's better ways to show appreciation than creating more pedestals in a fandom that already has a massive issue with idolisation, imposter syndrome, etc etc
and whether the authors are asked permission or not is irrelevant to me (actually,, probably worse if they are and agree in my mind)
idk. good concept, poor execution that i personally think is just discouraging and competitive when this space is for everyyyyyyone to create and enjoy without worrying whether you're better than someone else or the "best" etc etc. and yes, 100% brings expectations.
i get it was for appreciation, but i dislike the notion when really you could just comment on a fic and say you liked it, and then make a post recommending it, or rec it to your friends etc etc. you know??
we don't need awards and competition, we need community and an encouraging space where everyone feels confident to engage and write and draw and edit and do whatever it is that they do without worrying about whether they're the best at it or if they're as good as someone else
unless i get best rant poster. then it's okay. (I'M KIDDING THAT WAS A /J. THAT WAS A JOKE.)
#asks#IF THIS TAGS YOU IM SORRY#but also not really because i do hope this is constructive criticism
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