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WOULDN'T IT BE SO FUNNY IF I DECIDED TO REWRITE MY EMPIRES S1 AU ON THIS RANDOM THURSDAY NIGHT?!
.. Anyway uh-

#empires smp#artists on tumblr#traditional art#sketch#empiresblr#mcyt#empires fanart#mcytblr#i blame the#'Corrupted by Shrub' line in My Empire#it needed tje revamp anyway i guess
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one (1) singular video on polin astrology made me google something and now i feel so uncomfortably perceived that i am never going to tell anyone my birthday ever again
#i blame the#polin#of it all#the next time someone asks i will just tell them i share it with#who is arguably the world's biggest pop star#and then their bias fills it in#ba dum tiss
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Both Selfish; you each lose 2 points
You Selfish, prev Cooperative; You gain 2 points
You Cooperative, prev Selfish; You lose 1 point, prev gains 1 point
Both Cooperative; You Each gain 1 points
(ps make sure to say what you voted)
Making this post long so you have to scroll to see prev's tags.
#by my math if there is an equal chance of all 4 possibilities it should result in net 0 points in the economy#but math people in the notes can let me know if I got it right#not blorbo poll#btw I'm falling on the sword and doing cooperative choice#also it's supposed to say DO NOT not SO NOT! I blame autocorrect
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Dick remembered a word to say when people are yelling!! man, I wonder where he learned that...
He does get very upset when he learns it's bad to say,, Bruce isn't mad of course he thinks it's hilarious

#I blame Hal personally✋#batman#batfam#dc robin#dc comics#dcu#robin#bruce wayne#justice league#batfamily#dick grayson#dc#holy shit it's batman#sir ace drawing shit
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free will is all about headcanoning your faves as autistic
#idwtbamg#zira idwtbamg#it's true they told me themself!#see zira is autistic in the sense that being black and autistic I have to make every black character I come across autistic as well#do you see the vision#10 missed assignments and I'm drawing idwtbamg art.....kiana I blame you for this#anyways sorry for anyone who followed after my last drawing#i usually draw little einsteins and other niche fanart sorry#owlperoart#pretty pretty please i don't want to be a magical girl#unfortunately idwtbag is the exact sort of series I would've been way too unhinged about liking when I was like in middle school#i love it now too but there's something special about coming across media a younger you would've been feral about#or that you and your friends totally would've drawn fanart of together & engaged in random discourse about#indie projects are so beautiful art is so beautiful#keep caring enough 2 create everyone#autism#autistic
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“what that mouth do” gnaw on bone and chew through ligaments
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Mark S has lived his entire life hungover and Helly R has lived her entire life hungry. They don’t even know what life is like without their afflictions. They don’t know what it’s like to feel clear and full. To feel well.
#severance#severance spoilers#markhelly#I don’t know that killing their outies is the most satisfying ending but I wouldn’t blame them
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Viktor, using a follower’s form to hide in the rafters of the Council Chamber, waiting for Jayce: I will simply reason with him—convince him that he belongs by my side. If he refuses, I will have to make the…unfortunate but necessary sacrifice of killing him. A waste of potential, yes, but it must be done. However, no matter the outcome, I shall remain composed. I will not let emotion cloud my judgment. I have evolved past such rudimentary limitations. I-
*cue Jayce walking in looking like THIS*

Viktor: …change of plans 🥴
*insert THE most homoerotic fight scene in history*




(I’ve spent an abnormal amount of time thinking about this scene if you can’t tell 😳)
#Viktor saw him and immediately said “yeah I’d fuck him”#and I don’t blame him at all#arcane#arcane season 2#arcane act 3 spoilers#viktor arcane#arcane jayce#jayce talis#jayvik#arcane jayvik#jayce x viktor
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JONATHAN ARCHIVIST IS NOT STUPID SQUAD I WILL ALWAYS BE WITH YOU
#that’s 👏 what 👏 we’ve 👏 been 👏 SAYING#GOD i can’t believe the arguments i’ve seen from people insisting jon is stupid#it feels like another life#anyway people like to blame horror protags for whatever happens to them#simply bc it was a bad result#tma#jonathan sims#the magnus archives
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TBH maybe more people would rp with real humans instead of chatbots if we sat them down and taught everyone proper roleplay etiquette
#not dp related#This is just something ive been thinking about a lot after some. experiences#I really think people just forgot how to behave or they simply blame it on their ND status as if that excuses anything
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#epic the musical#epic the thunder saga#odysseus#eurylochus#the mutiny#i really don't blame ody for this one#he was still very much stabbed#memes
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Michael Afton’s one joy in life is FNAF Foxy
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#foxy the pirate#fnaf vanny#fnaf vanessa#michael afton#security breach#listen Michael only has a few things left in this world he enjoys#foxy is one of them#he’ll forever be soften by foxy the pirate#Vanny you just don’t get how serious this is for him#I CANT even blame him cause he’s actually so real for this#I too would sob is foxy said I was his bestie
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chronic finger biter clark vs nose exhaler bruce
#batman#superman#dc comics#superbat#bruce wayne#clark kent#brucie wayne#randomly came up with the idea that clark would definitely bite his finger while laughing#and then bruce has that rich people laugh#but his true laugh is actually gentle and simple#also i changed my bruce wayne design bc the one i had before was bugging me#this was definitely not an excuse to simply draw superman smiling#blame tom welling and his damn canines in the smallville show#my art
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im unironically obsessed w the Dylan/Gretchen stuff. u love ur husband but ur whole marriage u've been waiting for him to get his shit together and u have 3 kids and ur exhausted all the time and he's another thing u have to Manage but it's just bc he's excitable and this aspect of ur relationship - that he's not a good partner to u and u have to Manage him - creates a separation. and it's not like he's not trying or like u don't love him ur just not very in love. u can't even remember the last time u were. then one day strange people come to ur house and ask u to meet ur husband's work self. the one that has dedicated his literal entire life to supporting your family. ur uncomfortable but you go. and there is ur husband but for the first time in years he's just focused on u. he thinks ur so cool and so beautiful. he's so excited about the fact that you have kids together. he gets worried about the idea that his outside self might not be a good partner to you. he's Certain that his outside self must be happy even if you can't see it bc he's so happy to be around u. he asks if he can hug u.
#severance#makes me crazy!!#I don't even blame her for lying to husband dylan bc how do you Say that#like “yeah he's like you but infinitely sweeter and more vulnerable even tho he's literally never seen the sun.”#and like trying to figure out how much of dylan g IS inside her husband and he can't express that vs is that Gone
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listen I know it's heartbreaking that Claudia dies and it's understandable to wish she didn't, but let's please not accuse the writers of fridging her. to do so is a fundamental misunderstanding of the story and is frankly insulting to the intelligence and skill of the writers of the show.
Claudia's death, and the overwhelming grief and regret her parents experience because of it, is quite literally the point of the entire story. she dies because Anne's daughter Michele died of leukemia when she was five years old and there was nothing she or her husband could do to prevent it.
writing IWTV was how Anne coped with the unimaginable loss of a parent losing her child. she created a story about a little girl that could not die and then killed her anyway. Claudia's death is a senseless, unavoidable tragedy, just like Michele's was. the grief that haunts Louis and Lestat for the rest of their lives is the same grief that haunted Anne and her husband.
so when you're accusing people of killing Claudia off to benefit a story about two men, please remember that in real life sometimes parents lose their children. please remember Michele Rice.
she's the reason Claudia exists.
she's also the reason Claudia cannot be saved.
#interview with the vampire#claudia de lioncourt#iwtv#lestat de lioncourt#louis de pointe du lac#saw some rancid takes on twitter and i just can't not say something#like how do you encounter a story so clearly about the fathomless grief that comes with losing a child and blaming your partner and yoursel#and somehow finding a way to live again after years and years of suffering--not forgetting NEVER forgetting--but living and loving again#and go 'the writers just hate women. claudia should never have died'#like you're right that Claudia shouldn't have died. Michele shouldn't have died either.#but she did. and so Claudia did. and her parents will never stop grieving her.#iwtv spoilers
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young stan & eda but it's sapphic
#I BLAME SNAIL FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#mocndu's also partially responsible for that fem stan design. still thinking about it..#this is YURI#gravity falls#the owl house#toh#eda clawthorne#grunkle stan#stanley pines#fem stan#butch grunkle stan#my art
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