I AM GOING TO GRAB YOU BY RHE SHOULDERS AND SHAKE YOU LIKE A MARACA. I AM SCREAMING INTO MY PILLOW. THIS IS SO FUCKING CUTE. THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS I AM GOING TO EXPLODE AND DIE NOW IN REAL LIFE. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.
For decades, the blank vision that Iudex Neuvillette wears near his heart has been subject to much discussion in Fontaine. Nobody remembers who it had once belonged to or why the ancient dragon protected it so jealously. It is said that if the Chief Justice would to stare at it for a long while, it would be sure to rain right after. Oh, how beloved that person must've been.
garte voice: yes, hello rcm? i have two adult men bleeding out on the pavement in front of my establishment. one of them has a jacket that says. erm. i don’t think i can say that.
so i made him based on some kind of lionfish??? (bc something something venomous marine animal) also with a LOT of creative liberties i made with how the fish looks like
let’s also give his fins some rips and tears here and there bc what are the implications of that??? that’s for you 🫵 to decide
anyways chat i lowkey dont know what i was doing
i had no other thoughts but haha funny snake man i turn into fish
Jaime, in order to put himself through law school fast, easy, and relatively legal, picks up a stage singing job at one of those seedy bars that pay quick and dirty.
Only problem is Red Hood also frequents that club. And he’s gonna make Jaime anxiety puke if he keeps staring like that.