#I can't take a nap in the middle of the day. Fuck everything

[mlarayoukai]

I want a job only because it'll give me an excuse to leave the house. I need to get out of this fucking house and getting paid would be nice

[maybankslover]

not for me- rafe cameron

rafe cameron x kook!reader

warnings: friends with benefits, angst, fluff

rafe knew it probably wasn't a pretty good idea to become friends with benefit with the only girl he had ever loved, his best friend but he also would take anything she was willing to give him when she looked so pretty moaning under him, when she looked at him as if he meant everything to her while they talked tol the sun raised and flashed that heartwarming smile she was giving him now while walking in his direction in the middle of kelce's party.

"rafey, can we leave?" she tugged his arm towards her.

"yeah let's go, I'm done here anyways." he took her hand in his before dragging both of 'em outside. "staying at mine tonight?" he asked once they were buckled in his truck.

"actually I was wondering if you would stay at mine for the weekend. my parents are in the mainland til tuesday and..."

"and you don't like sleeping alone in that big ass house. I know." he interrupted her. "I'll stay with you, don't worry sweetheart."

"thank you thank you." she smiled before bringing herself over the console to place a few kisses in his lips. "oh shit, sorry I know we are not supposed to do that in public."

"you made that request, not me." rafe said before driving to her house. that single phrase got y/n thinking all night, even after they fucked and rafe had fallen asleep with an arm around her. what did he meant by that? did he want to be public? like a couple. no he wouldn't, why would he?

rafe didn't knoe what he had done for her to ignore him after he left her house on tuesday afternoon. the past three days had sent him into a spiral of anxiety and he knew that he wouldn't be knockinh the foor of her house to beg for an explanation if it was anyone else, but it was her.

her mom let him in with a warm smile letting him know that her daughter was in her room, probably napping but it wasn't the case as he saw her in bed watchinh something in the tv after she said "come in." at the sudden knock on her door, expectonh it to be her mom or one of her siblings.

"so you are alive after all." rafe said with an stern face.

"what are you doing here?" she knew what he was doing there, he wanted an answer to why she had disappeared. he deserved one, rafe was her best friend first the benefiys came second in the prioritys.

"you really have the nerve to ask? why have you been ignoring me?" he stands tall in the middle of her room, the sun coming through her window illuminating his baby blue eyes.

"I haven't been ignoring you."

"yeah you have and I want the truth now. I don't have much patience today y/n so tell me the truth." he took a deep breath before asking. "are you with someone else?"

"what? god no rafe it's not that." she say in the middle of her bed while rafe continued to stand in front of it.

"then what is it?"

"the othe night rafe."

"what about it?"

"let me finish for god sake. you said that i made the request of not kissing in public not you as if it was a bad thing." he nodded yes. "why would it be bad for us not to kiss in public?" rafe gave her a dry chuckle.

"you know why y/n/n."

"no i don't rafe, enlight me with what hou say I know. cause I really don't." she tried to lie but the fidgeting with her finger exposed her.

"you're really gonna make me say it. I love you y/n, I'm in love with you. have been since god knows how long."

"no you don't, you can't. rafe god no you can't." she was the one to stand up now, passing back and fort. "unlove me or something."

he couldn't believe what he was hearing. "tell me how am I supposed to unloved you, tell me spare me."

"I don't know. just do it." her eyes were full of tears by now, this couldn't believe what was actually happening in front of her eyes. the one she had always loved, loved her back but in her twisted mind that wasn't right. it gave him so much power to do whatever he wanted with her.

"you don't love me?' asking broke his heart and the silence she gave him broke it even more. "got it." rafe got up and wrapped his arms around her. "I love you even if you don't want me to."

"I can't lose you rafe." her hands gripped his shirt.

"I'm sorry y/n/n but you just did." and with that he let her go and left her room.

it was a month later when they saw eachother again. eyes connecting across the party they found themselves in but instead of her being the one under his arm there was a pretty blonde she had never seen before and y/n finally felt her heart drop, realising that even if she didn't let him love her afraid of loosing him in the end she still had lost him.

and another month passed by before she found herself knocking on his door at 10 pm begging the universe for it to not be too late.

"what are you doing here? it's freezing outside." rafe janked inside by her arm before closing the door.

"I know but I got something to tell you." the broken voice worried rafe. "I love you." and in that moment he felt his heart stop and go as cold as the weather outside. "always have and I was scared you'd leave me but I lost you either way in the end and I can't stand looking at you at the end of the hall, I can't stand being away from you . it hurts too much knowing I broke your heart." her cheeks stained with tears.

"sweetheart calm down you're panicking." he lead her to the couch, sitting her down and settling down in front of her in a wooden coffee table.

"I'm so sorry rafey."

"don't be, it's all I've been wanting to hear for the past 2 months." he smiled at her. "Let's go to bed, we can talk about it tomorrow morning. it's too damn cold to do it right now."

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[teddybeartoji]

thinking a lot of thoughts about bf!gojo :(

he will be the sweetest bf ever.. it's a bit concerning with how attached he is to you, bordering on codependency but he just cant help it he loves you too much :(( everytime youre both together on something like lunch with friends or hanging out the sight of you two is enough to give anyone who spares a glance cavities.. his eyes are so in love and hes always got that dopey smile on his face, his touch is always gentle and caring despite him being a teasing asshole sometimes 😭

and behind closed doors ... dear god this man is INSATIABLE.. always has to have a hand around you and touching you !!!! and his sex drive.. erm.. yeah.. idk i see him as the type to want to do it everyday because he just loves you too much and he doesnt know what to do with himself and all this love he has !!!! theres something sweet about him just always wanting you and wanting to make you feel good eufnhffhehrjfnf

the stark difference between you two being such a sweet couple in public but also .. having seen each other INSIDE OUT quite literally is so hot and cute.. :( that level of intimacy .. :((( BF!GOJO WE NEED YOU !!!!!! ok this has gotten too long im sorry HAVE A GOOD DAY THANK YOU

HIIII MY SWEETHEART I'M SORRY FOR THE WAIT!!!! BUT I'M HERE I'M HERE I'M HERE!!!!! I'M HERE AND I'M FEELING TERRIBLY SOFT FOR HIM AND I NEED TO HAVE HIM IN MY ARMS RIGHT THIS INSTANT!!!!!!! i agree with everything you've said nonnie!!!! and i am covering you in kisses as thanks!!!! mwah mwah mwah!!!! wait also!!!!!!!!!!!! more exclamation marks!!!!!! please please please don't apologize for rambling!!!!!!!!!! i will always hear you out!!!!! i want more actually!!!!!!!!!!!! please!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok everybody get comfortable bc i have some of bf!gojo headcanons for you!!!!

his pupils are literal hearts whenever he's with and whenever he's Thinking about you!!!! (i'm saying that his pupils are always like that)(he is simply unable to get you off his head)(he's not even trying)(he's so fucking in love with you).

he's constantly resting his head on your head or on your shoulder. this just came to me. he wraps his hands around your middle and he always gives you a squeeze!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and a kiss on your neck. and he probably (read: definitely) smells you. and then hums into your skin. omfg i need to hug him so badly. i am losing my mind here nonnie...

okay and i just talked abt him taking naps with you too, right? and i just can't stop thinking about him always taking pics of you whenever you fall asleep on top of him:(((((((((((((( drooling or not, he's taking the pic!!!!!! AND i truly believe that he has begged (literally begged down on his hands and knees) shoko and suguru, so that they'll take pics of the two of you together aswell!!! satoru has a folder with like a THOUSAND pics of you both just napping together:((( he goes through it whenever he's really missing you:(((((((

ok and he loves taking showers and baths with you. loves, loves, loves. he just wants to sit under or in the water with you, just feeling your skin against him. feeling your heartbeat against him. he likes the intimacy of it all. it's so tender and so soft and so loving and he just wants to do everything with you. he's gonna take a fucking piss with you if you'd only let him.

he loves your smile sm. this is such a basic little concept but he does. nothing else in this sick world brings him as much joy as your smile and laughter. and oh my fucking god his heart feels like it's going to explode whenever he makes you laugh (which is all the time let's be honest he's very fucking funny and he is not afraid of making himself look like a fool just for you<3). he loves it when you laugh at cat videos, he loves it when you laugh at whatever the fuck is playing on the tv and he loves it when you laugh at a joke one of his friends make!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he goes a little insane whenever he sees you having fun with his friends:((((((((((((((((((((( it just means the world to him:(((( and you and the younger ones too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omfg when he sees you coddling gumi and yuuji and nobara:((((((((((((((((( stop, he literally feels like he's going to cry every time i am also crying i can't do this anymore

btw he always swings your hands whenever his fingers are interwiened with yours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahhhh!!!!!!! and he has that big dopey smile on his lips again and his dimples are showing and he's laughing so loudly that everybody is turning to look at you both on the street but you couldn't care any less!!!!!!! how could you when your boyfriend is making your heart grow twice the size it was before and you just feel so giddy and so full of love and you want to kiss him stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he loves spending his morning with you. i actually think of him as more of a morning person actually idk how popular that concept is but yeah. don't get me wrong - he refuses to let you up from the bed for at least an hour after you wake up but he does have a lot of energy. he wants to kiss and he wants to hug and he wants to tickle and he wants you to play with his hair and he wants and he wants and he wants and you will give and give and give!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he's a little lovesick puppy and he needs your attention like he needs air!!!!!

and then he wants you to brush his teeth for him. yes. you read that right. he sits you down onto the bathroom counter and bares his teeth at you like the puppy that he is and HE'S SO FUCKING CUTEEEEEE FUCKKKK CUTENESS AGGRESSION IS SO REAL I NEED TO JUST SQUEEZE HIM A LITTLE AAAAAAAAAAA I NEED TO PINCH HIS CHEEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!! he still looks sleepy and his smile is so fucking big and his hands are resting on your hips, his thumbs are drawing hearts into your skin. and he most definitely kisses you before he actually rinses his mouth.............. and then laughs when the toothpaste gets all over you. it's a mess and he's laughing and you're in love.

he loves it when you baby him. he does ask for it as a joke but when you genuinely do it he gets a little flustered. the tips of his ears always turn into a shade of dark pink and he's looking at you like puss in boots. you know what i'm talking abt. big eyes, fluttering eyelashes - he loves you so fucking much. he loves it when you tuck him in bed, he loves it when you kiss his nose, he loves it when you pinch his cheeks i am biased i just said i want to do that don't look at me, he loves it when you tickle him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAIT STOP HE LOVES IT WHEN YOU TICKLE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! HE WANTS YOU TO STRADDLE HIM AND TICKLE THE LIVING FUCK OUT OF HIM HE WANTS TO LAUGH WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i died

he also loves it when you cling to him. in any way. hands around his neck, around his body, around his arms - it does not matter. he wants you to quite literally climb him like a tree. he loves it when you snuggle into him and when you refuse to let him go. and when you hold his hand and try to stop him from leaving. he's not going to go. it doesn't take a lot for him to give into you. he's folding immediately. he doesn't want to go either. he loves it when you're needy. he loves it when you whine. he loves it when you tease him. he might pop a boner. at everything you do. he just loves you sooooooooooo muchh!!

18+ HE IS INSATIABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE IS THEE LOVERBOY!!!!!! i think he does like to get a taste of you every single day, no matter whether it's actually having sex or it's eating you out or it's just making out or it's entertaining you with his beautiful slender fingers or it's dry humping etcetcetc. he wants to touch you, he wants to feel you - it's a must!!

i already said it but he loves intimacy!!!! like yeah ofc he likes his freaky sex as much as the next guy (he most definitely likes it more than the next guy) but he loooooves when he can just be in the moment with you!! he's always savouring you - holding your hand when his burying his dick deep inside you, he's snaking his arm around your body as he grinds into you from behind. he's licking and nipping at your skin because he just can't get enough of you. he's sucking on your tongue, he's pressing your hips down against his, he's kissing every fucking inch of your body. i truly think he wants to eat you and he wants to devour you and he wants to merge the two of you together forever<33

okay i have officially melted away... i am a puddle of love Goo... ily nonnie

[jammatown919]

This is stupid late because finals but here are Yasammy pregnancy headcanons for Mother's Day. Most of these come from conversations I've had with a friend.

Yaz and Sammy would have two kids through IVF. Both girls, one carried by each. I haven't named either of them yet, but here's how I think things would go during each of the pregnancies.

Yaz

Yaz carries their first child, about 3-4 years after she and Sammy are married.

Mixed feelings on the pregnancy. She's grateful that she got the opportunity, definitely wouldn't trade it for anything, but she doesn't necessarily enjoy a lot of it in the moment either.

The mood swings are a constant for most of the pregnancy. She's extremely sensitive, cries a lot. Usually it's somewhat manageable but there's a period of time in which she just cannot go a day without bursting into tears and/or getting into REALLY stupid arguments with people, and the only thing that really makes her feel any better is being with Sammy, so they can't be apart for more than a few hours until that passes.

Mostly craves salty things, sometimes in rather unholy combinations.

HAAATES the idea of sending Sammy out to get her cravings if it's at all inconvenient, but Sammy doesn't give a shit. Will get up at 2am to get her wife pickles and peanut butter. Anything for Yaz.

Very restless while pregnant. Doesn't enjoy not being able to ride horses or run as much as she wants to. Goes for a lot of walks with Sammy.

Kind of a brat when she gets moody. Will sit there and pout until Sammy finds the correct combination of things to make her feel better.

Sammy and the Camp Fam plan a really nice baby shower. Cake, balloons, piles upon piles of stuff for the baby. They will not need to buy diapers for a year.

Has a few weeks where she just hates food. Like, all food. Sammy spends a while trying to figure out if it's pickiness or if she wants a specific thing but she just. Will not eat. Anything.

This is really upsetting to Sammy in the moment, and she easily considers it her least favorite part of Yaz's pregnancy. Everything else she was more or less prepared for and knows is normal, but watching Yaz just not eat, having to beg her to take even a bite of her dinner, knowing she's hungry but having her refuse almost everything, worries her severely. She loses sleep over it. Calls doctors several times. Spends significant time and energy trying to find something Yaz finds appetizing or trying to coax food into her. Terrified that something is wrong with her or with their baby.

Then it just stops and Yaz goes back to normal and they have no idea what the fuck any of that was about.

Goes into latent labor in the evening, but doesn't realize for a few hours. Starts getting bad contractions in the middle of the night and has to wake Sammy. They've had a hospital bag ready to go for a month and are out the door in five minutes.

Spends about six hours in latent labor in the hospital. Extremely calm, wishes she'd stayed home and gotten more sleep.

Starts getting freaked out after active labor begins and her water breaks. Gets lots of well wishes from the Camp Fam and her mom is in the waiting room, but she doesn't want anyone but Sammy to be there while she gives birth.

Spends 7 hours in active labor. Cycles between hyperventilating, repeating calming mantras with Sammy, and for some reason trying to go tf to sleep so she can "skip this part" (it does not work).

Very relieved when it's over and she's handed a healthy baby girl.

Does NOT want to be bothered after the fact. Makes Sammy talk to the doctors for her whenever possible. Just wants to hold her baby and take a nap.

Overall it was definitely worth it but she's very relieved when its all over and she can just enjoy her daughter.

Sammy

Carries their second child about two years after the first.

Ecstatic about the pregnancy. Glowing. So excited.

The morning sickness is ROUGH for a hot minute. Yaz spends a lot of time rubbing her back while she vomits.

Mood swings, but not as severe as Yaz's. She gets separation anxiety and doesn't like it when Yaz goes out without her. Also doesn't like for their first baby to be out of her sight.

Scales back how much ranch work she's doing as the pregnancy progresses. Stops riding the horses immediately, stops hauling hay pretty quickly, but keeps up with feeding the chickens pretty much the whole time. While they usually take turns for most things, Yaz takes over most of the work full-time and Sammy gets to be full-time chicken feeder.

Craves meat for about a week despite being vegetarian for close to a decade at this point. Absolutely refuses to eat it regardless. Cries while trying to hit the craving with meat alternatives instead.

Craves an obscene amount of mushrooms for most of the rest of the pregnancy. Goes through them like crazy. They are all she wants at some points.

Despite not being as moody as Yaz, still takes the opportunity to be a little bit of a brat about certain things because Yaz got to. She can't possibly do the dishes tonight. She's simply too pregnant. Yaz chuckles about it.

Says she doesn't need a baby shower since they still have a lot of the baby stuff they need from Yaz's shower, but secretly wants one. Yaz puts one together with the Camp Fam to make her happy.

Spends a lot of time with the animals and giggling about how they interact with her baby bump. They all get protective of her and very gentle around her stomach, especially Bumpy.

Water breaks while she's in the barn snuggling her cows. Has to waddle back inside and tell Yaz it's go time.

Yaz's mom babysits their toddler so Yaz can focus on Sammy.

Unlike Yaz, Sammy wants her Camp Fam with her during this time. They all hang out and chat in the hospital while she's in latent labor.

Active labor starts after about four hours. Insists that everyone keeps talking to her as a distraction. Grips Yaz's hand for dear life.

Five hours of active labor. Alternates between trying really hard to hold conversations and not think about it and just yelling out curses when the contractions get really bad.

Starts crying when they have to take the baby to be weighed and everything. She knows it's necessary and only for a few minutes, but she's tired and overwhelmed and she just wants her baby goddammit!

Asks to be left alone with Yaz and the baby for a little while because she really wants that bonding time before they go home and the new baby has to share her moms with her older sister.

Overall enjoyed her pregnancy a lot more than Yaz. After about a year, she starts a conversation about potentially doing it again since she would be happy to repeat the experience, but Yaz isn't so sure about a third baby. Eventually, they decide they're content with their two daughters.

[eyesfullofsttars]

☆ obsessed with the idea of ellie & abby being mothers

synopsis: a few headcanons of abigail and ellie being mothers, from the way they raise the baby to the smallest details!!!

notes: hiii!!! i've just been thinking about these two being mothers for the past few days and this came up—sorry if it's simple or too dumb. (don't take it too seriously pls)

I'm still not sure whether they would prefer having a girl or a boy. It seems it wouldn't matter much to them, as they would raise the baby the same way regardless. However, these two are mothers of a boy!!!

They speak to their baby as though he were a responsible adult who understands everything perfectly and frown when someone uses a high-pitched voice or baby talk.

Abby is the one who always gets up in the middle of the night if the baby cries. She automatically wakes up and goes to see what's wrong with her son.

Meanwhile, Ellie doesn't wake up at night, but she reads a dinosaur book to the baby before bed, tucks him in, and gives him a goodnight kiss on the forehead.

Ellie is enthusiastic about her baby, playing energetically and carefree, tickling him, putting him on her shoulders, and playing with his hands. She's proud of her baby and believes he's the best.

Abby is not so calm, paying attention to her son's safety. She comes from a family of doctors —she's a doctor herself— and watches Ellie carefully whenever she holds the baby. Abby feels the need to keep her son close at all times, either in her strong arms or on her lap, playfully touching his nose or gently stroking his hair.

Ellie can spend hours watching Abby take a nap with their baby. She sees Abby sitting on the couch with the baby on her lap, cuddled against her chest and holding her shirt tightly with his small hand, afraid of losing contact. They breathe softly, calmly together, which Ellie finds adorable — making her feel like the luckiest woman in the world.

At first, Abby worried about seeing Ellie handle the baby so lightly, but she has become accustomed to Ellie's relaxed attitude. Abby watches carefully to avoid accidents, but one of her favorite things is listening to her baby and Els laugh together at something silly Ellie does, causing Abby to laugh too.

Abby "I want to name our son after a writer" Anderson versus Ellie "Let's name our son after a constellation" Williams — Els won!

Ellie helps her son learn to speak by playing her guitar, singing songs about letters, animals, and the names of family and friends.

Abby cheers and celebrates every time she sees the baby trying to stand, keeping his balance by holding onto the couch. She's proud of her little prodigy and also believes her baby is the best.

Ellie lets her son trace the lines of her tattoo and even color the spaces with markers. She accepts without complaint, extending her arm for her child to do his art.

Abby lets her son comb her hair. She loosens her blonde hair and trusts her baby's hands as he tries to comb her long hair, clumsily attempting a braid but failing.

Ellie can't help but swear in front of the baby, as she hasn't managed to change her language yet. She often ends up letting out a curse word, especially when the baby does something that excites her.

She might say something like, “Fuck yeah, you're so intelligent, kiddo!” Or, whenever the baby cries for no reason, Ellie will get completely flustered and not know what to do, like, “What the hell do you want from me, dude? I can't help you if you don't tell me!”

On the other hand, Abby doesn't see the appeal in swearing in front of their son. So, whenever a curse word slips out of Ellie's mouth, Abby quickly exclaims; “Language, Williams!”

No matter where she is in the house, she can always hear Ellie swearing, which ends with Ellie responding with something like, “Fuck, sorry, babe. Shit, right, sorry, buddy. It just comes out like verbal vomit; I can't control it.”

Every time a rock song plays, Ellie can't help but do headbanging, and her son joins her in the fun. Both end up in the kitchen, energetically moving their heads to the music and dancing around.

For every special occasion, such as Valentine's Day, birthdays, or even Easter, Abby doesn't hesitate to buy flowers for Ellie and her son.

Both understand their child perfectly. The child might babble something unintelligible, but they simply nod, comprehending every word.

[kingconia]

Leona Kingscholar & Malleus Draconia with S/O, who shares their insecurity.

Malleus Draconia. 💚

— He is quite observant, and he had some theories about what exactly makes you feel so familiar and warm before, but it took some events to happen for him to realise what it was;

— He wasn't really happy. He knows how hard it is, always to be left out and forgotten by people you want to call friends. And he hates that you experience that, too;

— Though, he is slightly blessed by possibility to be understood fully;

— Nevertheless, he starts to pay attention more;

— It kills him to watch how you are never invited to important events or celebration, and his heart is aching, when he notices how you are silently following Ace and Deuce, who speak loudly, hardly noticing how far you are behind them;

— He waits, though, for your next personal meeting, to confront you;

— “I am fine with that,” you cut him in the middle of his speech with a smile that doesn't reach your eyes. ”It has its perks, too.”

— He can't deny it, but he hates how accustomed to this thought you are;

— And since you helped him to overcome his loneliness, he is planning to do the same for you! So, buckle up, Malleus-comfort-Draconia is after you;

— He is gentle and he is gallant. He makes you feel special by acts of service, and by the way he treats you. And he treats you so well;

— Malleus remembers everything you talk about, even if you mentioned it for a second or less. He remembers what you eat and what you don't, always proudly ordering or brining you something;

— In days, when he is away, or for some reason can't talk with you, he leaves random notes around your room, or places you definitely will visit, during the day, so you could always feel that you are not forgotten;

— If both of you are not alone, and someone speaks over you, or he simply notices that you too quiet, he always turns to ask you questions, and get you involved again;

— In other words... He returns you your own kindness;

— And you are so grateful.

Leona Kingscholar. 🧡

— He is observant, too, but his emotional intelligence is... Really suffering. And you are putting a really impressive act, so, it takes him a whole breakdown from you to see that;

— It happens after some stupid exam that he—naturally—doesn't care about. But it is important for you, and you kinda rivaling for a best score with Azul, just like he always fights with Malleus, so he gets that;

— You fail, and it takes one phrase from Azul to send you on the edge;

— ”Isn't it time to get used of being always the second one, Y/n?”

— Even Leona flinches, hearing that—too close to home, am I right?—but you ignore Azul, so he thinks you are fine. You are not crying or anything, right?;

— And then, he finds you in the library, where he tries to take a nap, and you are restless;

— Your desk is filled with books, notes written all over, and you look absolutely tired. But in a moment you fail to do something correctly, you just... Scream? You trash all books on the floor, you tear all your writings down. You are so uncharacteristically raged and helpless that Leona doesn't even know what to say;

— He just stares at you, asking you are okay;

— Well, you are not;

— ”Okay?! How the fuck I am supposed to be okay, when no matter how hard I work, I am still not enough, Leona?! I am no one, and I have nothing, and I can't even prove that I am capable of anything! I can't even reach the top ot the class! And—”;

— Angry tears prickling your eyes, and Leona is so panicked, lmao;

— So, he just shoves you to his chest. You hit him, he hisses, but then you finally relax;

— He doesn't say much, because he understands that no good words are able to heal this kind of wound, especially so easily, so he takes in consideration everything he heard;

— Leona is really sad that you struggle with that, but he secretly loves it, too. It means you understand each other;

— He has his own ways to help you out. He tries to help you improve your skills, if he can help, of course;

— (And he beats the shit of Azul, and many others, who managed to say something offensive to you, but that is not the part you should hear about. Ever.)

— He knows how hard you work, so he constantly forces you to nap with him. If you don't want to sleep, that's fine. You are just going to lay down, under him, doing nothing, while he snores, curling around you;

— ...He kinda forces Ruggie to take care of you, too, lmao;

— And he calls you his Queen, so... You know How Much he actually respects you and amazed of what you do;

— Want it or not, Leona is going to make you love yourself. Just love him back. Please?

[fruchtfliege]

First, your list is IMPRESSIVE. Now pretty please Raising Alec, Chimera!Liam and First Beta!Theo and False confidence (please tell me this has something to do with the song)

I know I'm just a simple girl with too much time on my hands (I made sure to have too much time so I could dedicate myself to higher purposes (fanfictions)) 😂🙏

Raising Alec

Omg yay I get to talk more about this!! Okay so I explained the premise here but here's a few fun facts about this fic:

- Theo is deeply sleep deprived (even more so now that he gets woken up by Alec's screams in the middle of the night every day) so he takes dad naps all the time and yet denies ever taking them. Alec thinks it's funny and, so, when Liam can tell his dreams are starting to turn into nightmares (his heartbeat spiking and slight movements), he gently wakes him up in a way that doesn't alert Alec that anything was ever wrong.

- Theo reads children books in this fic coz Liam learned that all he read were theory books with the DD so he made it his mission to give the chimera children books recs all the time. They go to the library together :3

- Corey visits one day and realizes that Theo and Liam are very much Alec's Parents and he's like 😶👀 and he immediately texts Mason: what the fuck????!!! babe!!! i’m in a sitcom!!! a STRAIGHT sitcom!!! what happened to them??

Chimera!Liam/FirstBeta!Theo

Okay so I really like this fic! I just find it super cool to see all the ways that Liam and Theo differ in their switched roles :)) Also Theo and Liam actually know each other from before Liam left BH. They spent a night being interrogated by the police for a petty crime when they were 8-9 yo. So anyway, I'll just fire at you a couple of my facts about this fic!

-Theo is held back a year coz he spent too much time at the hospital before Scott finally gave him the bite so he's in the same year as Mason, Liam, Hayden,... And he's basically bff with Hayden.

-Theo is *simping*!! Hard!! Andddd he's completely love-struck so he's like "No, Stiles, this guy who I'd find super sus any other day is sooooooo good and sooooo nice! How dare you say anything bad about my husband? I mean, Liam."

-Theo is a nerd and an insect nerd at that!! He loves bugs and learns all the different latin names for each species. Liam thinks it's cute. 🥰

-Liam doesn't have much of a plan (nothing like Theo seemed to have in canon), he just tries to get the pack's trust in case he needs to make them look away some point later. He's also not a soldier or spy for the DD but more of a cleaning person. He does all the small things they can't be bothered to do like clean the blood, retranscript some notes in the test subjects' files or run some small errands. That's how he made sure they'd want to keep him around.

-Liam knows that Mason would be the perfect test subject to be a chimera so he burns his hospital file before the DD can see it. He's also very excited to see his best friend again even if it means he needs to hide everything that he's become.

-Theo holds resentment towards Scott (even if he's one of his closest friends) because he let him rot in his hospital bed for almost a year before he finally decided that maybe seeing his friends die wasn't a good idea. In many ways, Theo owes Allison a debt of gratitude because her death made Scott come to his senses and bite Theo before it was too late. He just thinks that maybe, if Scott had bit him earlier, then he could've been there to protect Allison instead of lying in a bed, struggling to catch his breath.

False confidence

Theo is now 15, he's a complete soldier, merciless and obedient. He's not just some toy the dread doctors use, he's part of the team… or so he thought. But all his confidence shatters when they bring a new specimen to experiment on. (👀👀 Moi? Writing a half!werewolf half!werebear Liam chimera??? Maybe so😏)

“They won't keep you here long. They just want to know if you'd be a good fit for their research.”

Experiment might be too scary a word. 

“What?” His voice cracks. “What research?”

Theo pauses to think but there’s really no way to nicely spin this. “They need a certain body to complete it. It probably won't be you.” 

Liam frowns at the insane talk. Still, he is who he is and he can’t help but feel insulted by Theo’s obvious disregard. There’s an air of superiority in Theo's voice and body that ticks Liam the wrong way. He looks back at him with an angry tear-filled stare and a scoff.

“Well, I bet it wasn't you either.”

+++(if we're talking of Noah Kahan's song... Then yes, the song inspired the title!! Plus it could very much be applicable to this freaking angsty fic 😂. Theo thinks he's a stone cold killer but like... the first chapter is titled "Welcome to Stockholm. Population: 1")

...from this post...

[pictureinme]

hcs for taking care of cillian charcters when they’re sick & when you get sick in return?

thank you thank you for this! i decided to put a few more characters for this, i love the concept LOL

patricia 'kitten' braden

» she is the epitome of 'woe is me' when she's sick - pillows upon pillows, tissues everywhere, a hand upon her forehead as she wears her most extravagant nightgown... she has appearances to keep up! » she requests you to dote on her every need - spoon-feeding her soup, putting on her favorite records and lighting the loveliest of candles when the overhead light is just too much to bear » once she recovers, you've fallen just as ill - she apologizes PROFUSELY for making you kiss her constantly, but how could she abstain from you?! » she cooks for you, making sure you're getting every single nutrient to heal fast - picture soups full of veggies, assorted fruit, and, frankly, disgusting smoothies because she read about it in cosmo

neil lewis

» honestly pathetically arrogant, let's be real - swears he's just fine, tries to keep running the store but he sneezed on a copy of 'dr. strangelove' a customer was trying to rent and lucien kicked him out (for everyone's benefit) » once you have him at home, he wears three masks and gloves, spraying everything down with lysol for fear of getting you sick - the only thing he accepts from you is little snacks and the meds he forgot » you somehow get sick despite his best efforts ... even though he did make you throw out all of his various tissues - he immediately goes to webmd with whatever symptoms you present & definitely micromanages your meds schedule » asks marcia and her husband for advice, but only kind they've got is related to their little bundle of joy - they do, however, send him back home with a fuck ton of goodies for you to wake up to from your sickly nap

emma skillpa

» hides her sickness from you as long as possible, to the point of her passing out mid cleaning - luckily you catch her, and she is beyond embarrassed. "oh, please don't worry, i'll be back on my feet in no time!" » you carry her up the stairs, laying her on her bed, and she can't help but swoon at your control of the situation - she tells you exactly the things she needs, sometimes attempting to get out of bed herself to get them. she already has some soup frozen in the ice box, so all you have to do is thaw them » she goes full emma mode when you've fallen ill after taking such good care of her - calls your place of work, telling them you've fallen deathly ill and need a week off (what a gem she is). makes sure you drink every last bit of soup, no ifs or buts » genuinely does not let you leave the bedroom for the entire week, even if you've already recovered by that point - spends time with you, of course, but she has lots to do around the house! maybe being held captive by emma wasn't so bad, hm?

jackson rippner

» cannot STAND being sick, especially with the delays in his job that could occur - however, he very much enjoys you doting on him like his little caretaker. he can't resist playing house » makes sure you attend to his every need, especially while wearing a cute little outfit (nurse costume unnecessary, but not out of the question) - "come on, do a little spin for me, it's the least you can do. i'm a sick man who needs his meds from his oh so sexy wife!" » you falling ill was not in the itinerary, but he loves how cute you look bundled up in the sheets - he pokes fun at you, but still gets you all the stuff you need » if he has to leave for a job in the middle of your sickness, he leaves you with a nest of items you could ever possibly need, as well as an on-call doctor he knows for... reasons - "i'll just be a few states away, but if shit gets serious, don't hesitate to call my burner. yes, i need it for this job, i don't know why. please stop asking so many questions."

jonathan crane

» you can barely tell he's sick for the first few days, but you notice the redness around his nose - when you bring it up, he immediately shoots you down. "darling, if i was sick, i couldn't be doing my job, now could i?" » meanwhile, the next time you see him, he's passed out in his office chair with tissues stuffed in his pocket like a lapel. you bring him back to your place so he can properly rest - he wakes up confused, but silently grateful for the glass of water and medicine you placed on the nightstand next to him » having him stay at your place got you sick pretty fast, and you couldn't believe how he was surviving with the level of congestion you're having - he stays home from work enough to dote on you in his own special way, taking note of your symptoms to properly take care of you » he only goes to the office a few times to bring you back some high doses of medicine you couldn't get over the counter at a cvs, so you could heal as fast as possible - "i know the pills are bigger than normal, but you only have to take them once a day for the rest of the week. don't be such a crybaby."

[tc-doherty]

Any Northbound talk because POLITICS~!!!

Oh yeah, you read that piece of mine didn't you!

OKAY!

Northbound is actually a quartet which follows the political situations of multiple countries, all of which are happening at roughly the same time and sort of affecting one another. Northbound is actually just the title of the first one but it's my catch-all for the whole series because I haven't really considered titles for the others yet

So the first one, Northbound proper, is about a princess who accepts a controversial political marriage to a famous general in the northern region that her family had somewhat recently conquered, but she's not exactly interested in using her marriage to fuel peace between the two sides. It's more like she's interested in claiming a throne for herself starting from the north and working south rather than the other way around. Of course that is working on the assumption that she even has the ability to win the people over and solidify her position in the north. Everything that I have written for it so far is from the point of view of her personal mage/assistant who does Not get paid enough, and desperately needs a nap. Tired babysitter energy, I love that for her. To be fair, princess Keril is difficult to deal with on a good day!

The second one features the characters that you read about, and actually takes place much further north than the previous one. The area is controlled by 10 loosely related but mostly separate tribes and Risaul is, for reasons only he truly understands, currently engaged in trying to bring the entire region under his control. Eventually his ambition brings him up against the crew from the first novel who are still dealing with their own bullshit at the time and are now stuck between two enemies. :^)

The third one is to the southeast and has to do with a long-standing conflict between two countries that Almost gets resolved with a political marriage except for the fact that somebody tries to assassinate the princess when she's on the way to her wedding. It also seems like it might even be people from her own country? In any case she does not die but does get taken in by some people from the country she was potentially marrying into who are willing to help her get to the bottom of who actually tried to kill her and why (as well as eventually reuniting her with her intended husband, because she's still determined to make the marriage work once she can "come back to life".) This one is connected to the first one in the way that these countries only feel safe enough to act because the Empire is currently busy with the internal struggles Keril has created and doesn't have the attention to spare for their own strife and weaknesses. It's also a lot about the weird magic system that goes on over there and how that effects warfare, and I'm excited to eventually get to that because it's fun. I haven't really talked about this one or the characters in depth so I'm not going to bother naming them here.

The fourth one is somewhat less related to the other three other than the fact that it's also happening at roughly the same time but it has to do with two countries who really fucking hate each other but can't act on it because there's neutral ground in the middle controlled by a family too powerful for either of them to mess with, directly. (And also the other countries on either side of them sort of kept them in check until their own internal problems keep them too busy to do so). It's more along the lines of espionage and trying to root out rebellion before the middle territory topples and the other two can start killing each other because they just hate each other that much. I don't know if you have read anything about them but it's the one that has Dante and Nyari in it.

Obviously I still have a lot of work ahead of me on this series because I haven't really had much time to dedicate to it, although I was kind of hoping to get to it this year? Maybe? Hopefully!

As I get a chance to really explore these countries and their struggles and how they affect one another, I will probably continue to come up with ideas for new characters and problems and ideas of what happens next so it might eventually not be a quartet! Only time will tell hahaha

I know this got really long.. it's sort of an overview but if you are particularly interested in any specific story, let me know because I'd be happy to talk more in depth about them

[lets-ignore-that]

Could you provide an I’d for the da fnaf rant please. The text is tiny.

of course!

incoming wall of text btw, this is the first part

NO OFFENSE TO THE FNAF FANDOM BUT YOU GUYS ARE INSUPPORTABLE

AND I CAN'T STAND BEING INVOLVED IN A TOXIC COMMUNITY EV I LOVE FNAF BUT YOU GUYS ARE UNBEARABLE

PLEASE! DON'T FORCE ME TO BELIEVE IN FREAKING AND STUPID THEORIES BECAUSE ONLY STUPID PEOPLE BELIEVE THEM, BALLORA BEING MRS. AFTON DOESN'T MAKE SENSE THAT STAFF BOT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BALLORA SHE MAY HAVE BLUE HAIR BUT HER EYES ARE NOT CLOSED AND THE STAFF BOT'S HAIR IS NOT THE SAME AS BALLORA'S

BALLORA NOT MRS, AFTON, LIKE CASSIDY THE SOUL OF GOLDEN FREDDY IMPRISONED WILLIAM AFTON IN THE UCN AND TORTURED HIM FOR YEARS, THE ANIMATRONIC THAT CASSIDY POSSESSES IN THE CASE OF GOLDEN FREDDY IS PART OF THE SOUL OF CRYING CHILD THE BOY WHO IS THE PROTAGONIST OF FNAF 4 AND THE SON OF AFTONS AND BECAUSE OF THAT HE HAS MEMORIES AND RECOLLECTIONS THAT LATER WENT TO THE GLITCH TRAP AND THEN WENT TO VANNY'S MIND WHO LIED TO THE THERAPIST THAT HIS FATHER WAS BAD AND DIVORCED HIS MOTHER AND FROM THIS WE CAN IMAGINE THAT WILLIAM'S RELATIONSHIP WITH MRS. AFTON WAS NOT GOOD, AFTER ALL SHE WAS ASKING FOR A DIVORCE AND AS WILLIAM WAS ALREADY A PERSON

HORRIBLE EVEN WITH HIS FAMILY, NOW UNDERSTAND WHO ALWAYS TOOK CARE OF THE CHILDREN WAS WILLIAM RIO AFTON ALONE!

YOU RUINED MCU LOVE LOR ENAF WHEN I WAS DISAPPOINTED TO MY ART COURSE CLOSED IN 2024 ON THE OVIFO DAY THERE WAS A THING ABOUT BALLORA ANTONI WHEN I WAS HOSPITALIZED FOR A STOMACH I VOMITED ON THE NEXT DAY A THING ABOUT PALLORA AFTON, IT WILL ANGRY ME ALREADY YOU FNAF FANS YOU FEEL SORRY FOR ME SHUT UP ABOUT THIS THEORY AND YOU ARE KILLING FNAF I HOPE SCOTT HEARS THIS! Ev I did it FROM MEV JLITO SO YOU FANBOYS THE WHOLE FANDOM, SCOTT, МАТРAT EVEN STELL WOLF EXPLODE YOURSELVES DIE AND GO TO HELL YOU ARE MACHISTS, TOXIC AND UNBEARABLE I WORSE DISGUSTING LIKE FOL SONARO DONOLD TRUMP BOLSONAROF I FUCK YOU THINK HITLER EV I'M NOT FROM FNAF FNAF EV I LIKE FNAF BUT YOU TREAT FNAF AS IF YOU WERE THE OWNERS NOT SCOTT AS IF ONLY YOU WERE RIGHT WITH BAD TLORIANS AND BIZARRE SHIPPS DO YOU WANT A WORK WITHOUT THE FA TO DO IT THE SLU WAY!? AND BEFORE YOU CRITICIZE ME THAT I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT FNAF, KNOW THAT I'VE ALREADY SEEN VIDEOS OF THE HISTORY OF FNAF, I MEMORIZED THE BOOKS AND THE GAMES, AND THE BEST DUMB A BUNCH OF IDIOTS ARE YOU, THE ENTIRE FNAF TANDOM, SCOTT AND MATPAT, WHO ARE LAZY AND UNCONSCIOUS THEORISTS LIKE YOUR WHOLE FAMILY! YOU'RE GOING TO FUCK YOURSELVES BECAUSE YOU ARE VERY SAD! I HEARD YOU ARE VERY TOXIC

AND WHOEVER SAYS THAT I SPEAK LITTLE, KNOW THAT I HAVE SPOKEN A LOT TO YOUR FACE!

C GIME FUPRA YOU ARE A BUNCH OF STUPID CHILDREN WHO HAVE NEVER STUDIED IN A VERVATE SCHOOL IN MPO. FON HAS IMPORTANCE IN THE STORY PLENAP 56 WILLIAM HIS THREE SONS ELO HERNY + IN THE BOOKS F IN THE FNAF GAMES

THE LACK OF MES ALTON SCREAMING THERE IS NO NAME, NOT EVEN A PAAPENGA A MINIGAME OF HER DEATH AND A THING THAT DM EXAGGERATES THAT SEVERAL FANS Pom HER NAME AS AFLON SINDOO PISENHO HO SISTER LOCATION ITAZI

SO VMI PARALLEL NAP MEANS THAT HER NAME IS DIRECTLY CLEAR BECAUSE THE VAMPIRE IS CALLED VIAD THEN WILLIAM WILL BE CALLED VIAR AFTON NOW NÄR IF WILLIAM IS NOT CALLED VLAD THE MPS. AFTON'S NAME IS NOT CLARA AND

IF BALLORA HAD A WIFE SHE SHOULD HAVE IMPORTANCE IN THE STORY AND SHE HAS NO RELEVANCE OR IMPORTANCE SO WHY IS THE WIFE OF THE MAN BEHIND THE BAD THERE IN THE MIDDLE OF EVERYTHING DOING NOTHING BECAUSE

SHE HAS HER EYES CLOSED NAD SHE, JUST LIKE PUPPET WOULD DO SOMETHING AGAINST WILLIAM MORE SEVERAL BEHAVIORS OF BALLORA HERSELF IN FNAF SL AND IN THE UCN CAN BE EXPLAINED IF YOU TAKE INTO ACCOUNT THAT THE

OTHER FUNTIMES EXCEPT FOR BABY (ELIZABETH) DO NOT LIKE WILLIAM BECAUSE SHE WOULD GIVE HIM SHOCK CONTROLS AND IT IS MADE CLEAR BY HENAY THAT MOLTEN FRIDDY ONLY HAS REMNANTS, NOT A SOUL (tilibra) FROM

SOMEONE INSIDE AND THE CANDY CADET

DO WHAT YOU WANT & ESPECIALLY THOSE WHO TRY TO DISMISS FNAF THEORIES HARSHLY CRITICIZED OV IF YOU DARE TO SAY THAT YOU HATE FNAF FNAF DON'T NAF AND SAY IT'S A GOOD GAME AND THAT IT HAS A VERY BAD STORY AND THAT

THERE ARE BETTER HORROR GAMES THAN FNAF THEN YOU WILL BE CRITICIZED BY TOXIC HATERS. AND UNBEARABLE AND FANS HAVE FREEDOM FOR EVERYTHING THEY LOVE WITH THE ABUSE OF MANY FANSERVICES IS SOMETHING VERY

MUCH FOR US AND FOR FICTIONAL THINGS LIKE, ANIMATIONS, MOVIES AND GAMES AND FNAF TRY TO ABUSE THESE FAN SERVICES THAT INVOLVE THEORIES CHARACTERS BY FANS AND SEVERAL FANS ARE LIKE THIS DV YOU DID, EVERYTHING

THE FANS WANTED OR YOU RECEIVED SEVERAL DEATH THREATS BECAUSE MOST OF THE FNAF COMMUNITY WAS COMPOSED OF CHILDREN AND TEENAGERS AND JUST AS PARENTS SAY "SPOILED CHILDREN WHEN THEY ARE BORN ARE A BUNCH

OF IDIOTS" I HAVE TO SAY ONE THING WHO HAS IT'S SCOTT'S FAULT FOR GIVING FNAF FANS FREEDOM TO DO WHATEVER THEY WANT. IF ZV WAS THE CREATOR OF FNAF, EV WOULD BE DRIGINAL AND WOULDN'T GIVE FREEDOM TO FANS, AND

MORE FNAF FANS GO FUCK YOURSELVES EV I HATE THE BALLORA AFTON THEORY, BALLORA IS NOT LADY AFTON! MAT PAT IS 100% WRONG ABOUT THIS THEORY AND YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED FOR APPROVING THIS THEORY AND ALSO FOR MAKING BALLORA AND SPRINGTRAP A COUPLE, KNOW THAT YOU

C GIME FUPRA YOU ARE A BUNCH OF STUPID CHILDREN WHO HAVE NEVER STUDIED IN A VERVATE SCHOOL

IN MPO. FON HAS IMPORTANCE IN THE STORY PLENAP 56 WILLIAM HIS THREE SONS ELO HERNY + IN THE BOOKS F IN THE FNAF GAMES

THE LACK OF MES ALTON SCREAMING THERE IS NO NAME, NOT EVEN A PAAPENGA A MINIGAME OF HER DEATH AND A THING THAT DM EXAGGERATES THAT SEVERAL FANS Pom HER NAME AS AFLON SINDOO PISENHO HO SISTER LOCATION ITAZI SO VMI PARALLEL NAP MEANS THAT HER NAME IS DIRECTLY CLEAR BECAUSE THE VAMPIRE IS CALLED VIAD THEN WILLIAM WILL BE CALLED VIAR AFTON NOW NÄR IF WILLIAM IS NOT CALLED VLAD THE MPS. AFTON'S NAME IS NOT CLARA AND IF BALLORA HAD A WIFE SHE SHOULD HAVE IMPORTANCE IN THE STORY AND SHE HAS NO RELEVANCE OR IMPORTANCE SO WHY IS THE WIFE OF THE MAN BEHIND THE BAD THERE IN THE MIDDLE OF EVERYTHING DOING NOTHING BECAUSE

SHE HAS HER EYES CLOSED NAD SHE, JUST LIKE PUPPET WOULD DO SOMETHING AGAINST WILLIAM MORE SEVERAL BEHAVIORS OF BALLORA HERSELF IN FNAF SL AND IN THE UCN CAN BE EXPLAINED IF YOU TAKE INTO ACCOUNT THAT THE

OTHER FUNTIMES EXCEPT FOR BABY (ELIZABETH) DO NOT LIKE WILLIAM BECAUSE SHE WOULD GIVE HIM SHOCK CONTROLS AND IT IS MADE CLEAR BY HENAY THAT MOLTEN FRIDDY ONLY HAS REMNANTS, NOT A SOUL (tilibra) FROM

SOMEONE INSIDE AND THE CANDY CADET

CD YOU FNAF FANS ARE. SO TOXIC AND SICK IN RELATION TO FANARTS, SHIPPS, ANIMATION AND POSTS THAT YOU MUST KEEP VERY CHILD PORNOGRAPHIC THINGS SO YOU SEXISTS ACCEPT WHAT I SAID AND IMAGINE SCOTT AND THE

DEVELOPERS WHO MUST BE THE SICK FACE OF YOU YOU CLUELESS TOXIC BEASTS!" SO GROW UP!

this is the second part

Well let's start with what this theory is, so this theory says that the soul of William Afton/Purple Guy/Springtrap's Wife is in Ballora and that was because of a song that his voice actor sang and that is in the Five Nights game files at Freddy Sister Location saying as if he had lost a child

and in FNaF 4 the Crying Child "But it's wrong, it's not a tomb, it's music" and this song wasn't Scott who planned it, it was Ballora's voice actress who made it and why does a soap opera that makes a parallel with the Afton family and the character Clara makes a parallel

with William's wife (One thing that I think is an exaggeration and I don't like is that they already call William's wife "Clara Afton" and she is just making a representation of William's wife and a parallel and not saying that she is directly William's wife because the Vampire's name is called Vlad so William Afton is called Vlad now?? Clara) and then the YOUTUBE Channel called Game Theories made this theory and then many fans started supporting this theory, and then after years we had Five Nights at Freddy's Security Breach, and in a room we have several Staff Bots making reference to the Afton Family and one of them is a woman with blue hair and so, many people automatically started to believe in this theory more, but if you believe in this theory you didn't delve into other Five Nights at Freddy's. media like books and the Log Books, because it contradicts all of Vanessa's statements influenced by Glitchtrap with to the Crying Child and all this happened maybe before William killed Charlotte, Henry's daughter, Emily, her

her therapist who talks about her family, Vanessa comments about her father being a bad person and her mother having died "And something like Glitchtrap messed with Vanessa's life, he implanted memories of everything about William Afton and his family and just like Golden Freddy, he imprisoned William's soul, torturing him for years, he still has part of Crying Child's soul and because of that she had these memories and made a replica of the Afton Family and From this we can see that William's relationship with his wife was not very good, because after all she was asking for a divorce because William is already a horrible person even with his own family so we understand the reasons, And the one who always took care of the

children was William himself, and maybe they fought a lot, wife couldn't take it and killed herself, so where does Ballora come from being William Afton's wife, like what's the point if she's already dead? Why is William going to put her body inside Ballora? Because one thing that times saying that the Son wasn't his (This is the parallel to the cartoon Sister Location) and as Micheal is the oldest they fought many times. they were already a problematic couple and just as he had already killed Charllote's children in the 80s, he had already created a lot of sister location stuff, the woman leaves but wants custody of the children, but William invents a story proving that she is crazy and burning in her own children's heads (and it was because of the divorce that Micheal became a terrible brother

friend who became the Puppet and the bite in 83 where her son died) so she loses custody of her children and kills herself, because in the minigame of the pizzeria simulator FNaF 6, the one who always took care of the children was William, in the Midnight Minigame, the driver who took care of the children was William Afton with the children, his wife already filed for divorce, that is, William got custody of the children and

fans don't understand is that William Afton hates him and did several things and they fought in court, William always wanted his project which is to have eternal life

hid the bodies of his victims so he wouldn't get caught, and besides, in the books he used animatronics to do research, so what William is going to put on Ballora doesn't make sense, and others will say he wanted his wife to be perfect, seriously, he wants to marry a

robot who is also a dancer! William used animatronics to research and study the remains of the souls of the 5 children he killed in 1985, and he was a remnant or a child in Ballora along with the animatronics from Sister's location! In other words, he automatically put a child inside Ballora, and another in the FNaF books William never cared about his family or his children, Micheal, he denied being her father and on top of that he slapped Elizabeth in the face! Then

why would he want to bring his wife back to life if he doesn't care about her and on top of that she hates him and did several things and they fought in court, William was always passionate about his project which is to have eternal life so what William will say that Ballora doesn't make sense, and others will say that he wanted his wife to be perfect, seriously he wants to marry a robot who is also a ballerina! William used animatronics to research and study the remains of the souls of the 5 children he killed in 1985 which were Gabriel, Susie, Jeremy, Fritz and Cassidy! and he was a remnant or a child on Ballora along with the animatronics from Sister's location! In other words, he automatically put a child inside Ballora already, and another in the FNaF books William never cared about his

family or his children, Micheal, he denied being her father and on top of that he slapped Elizabeth in the face! So why would he want to bring his wife back to life if he doesn't care about her and what's more she him and did several things and they fought in court, William was always passionate about his project which is to have eternal life so what William is going to put on Ballora doesn't make sense, and others will say that he wanted his wife to be perfect, seriously he

hates He wants to marry a robot who is also a ballerina! William used animatronics to research and study the remains of the souls of the 5 children he killed in 1985 and he consequently placed a patch on Ballora along with the SL animatronics! and in the FNaF books

William never cared about his family or his children, Micheal, he denied being her father and on top of that he slapped Elizabeth in the face! So why would he want to bring his wife back to life if he doesn't care about her and what's more she

1- I don't believe in this theory because the lack of Mrs Afton in the game is glaring, not a name for her, an appearance, or minigame of death, since the events until FNAF 6, we have discovered a possible ending for this character now, and which only reveals this one ending.

2- If you stop to think about it, there isn't currently a Mrs Afton, since since the Frazbear frights a possible divorce between the two has already been made clear, which is confirmed in SB.

3- Her irrelevance in the story, whether she is Ballora or not, is still not of any importance in the story, Ballora herself has no relevance. The two have been with God since FNAF 6.

4- Ballora's eyes do not show signs of possession, Ballora's eyes are pink, and after Elizabeth possesses baby her blue eyes turn green, and throughout Fnaf SL, in parallel with the soap opera that Mike watches and it is made clear that Elizabeth took after his mother, Mrs Afton has green eyes, but Ballora has pink eyes. in UCN they

5- Many of Ballora's behavior in fnaf SL and

can be explained if you take into consideration that she, like the other funtimes, don't like Afton, he gave controlled shock controls.

6- Molten Freddy, he is made clear to have remnants, not souls, at the end of the game Henry doesn't even mention there being anyone inside.

7- That Egg Ester from Staff Bott (Nanny) is similar to Ballora, for me it is precisely fanservice in relation to this theory.

8- And another proof is that if Baby recognized Micheal as her brother and Scraptrap as her father, then why didn't she recognize Ballora or Molten Freddy as her mother or how did Ballora not recognize Baby and Micheal as her children and Scraptrap as her husband and in the

process she wouldn't let Funtime Freddy or Funtime Foxy expel Baby from Ennard, she would stop it at any cost because after all, is it a mother's love?

10- If William's supposed wife hasn't done anything until now, she doesn't even notice any of this, because until now she hasn't shown herself to be important to the story, she must just be blind/with her eyes closed (a metaphor) Even when I saw that room where the Afton Family is gathered and everyone thought that the 'girl, at the end of the table was Ballora, I thought: doesn't it look like she doesn't have her eyes

closed... I don't think Scott would put a wife for William now in the story, because it doesn't matter, a mother for the three brothers nor a wife for the villain, there was never that importance, because the only characters that matter are Henry Emily, William Afton and

your children, whether there is a wife, uncle, grandfather, cousin, it doesn't matter now. Neither William nor Henry had images of wives or anyone else in the family that mattered much to the story. This story about Afton's ex-wife also explains a little about why Michael is an asshole, the crying boy's anxiety and why Elizabeth is so attached to William. They tragically lost their mother when they were young and had to stay with a bad father.

and the biggest proof of this theory is to keep shipping her with Springtrap (That's why I hate the FNaF community) These are my words and I've seen videos on YouTube, I've seen books, novels and even the help wanted and air archives.

[cloverdavis]

⸻hannah einbinder, twenty-nine, female, she/her ; ] … the photo on the missing poster is of CLOVER DAVIS. they are TWENTY-NINE, and have been missing for 9 MONTHS. when the sun rises, they work as MYCOLOGIST. rumors in town say they can be ARGUMENTATIVE  and PRAGMATIC. they chose to live in TOWN - APARTMENTS, and have an uncanny resemblance to SETH COHEN ( THE O.C ) ABBY ( BROAD CITY ) STEVE HARRINGTON ( STRANGER THINGS ) FRANKIE BERGSTEIN ( GRACE & FRANKIE) PHOEBE BUFFAY ( FRIENDS ). can they survive another night ?…⸻ clanking of too many key chains, missing chapsticks, foam mustaches, bowl of silver rings, grass stained knees, untied laces, two naps a day keeps the monsters away, flicked ashes, comfort in mess. [ ⸻ ki, 32, mst, she/her,  

&GENERAL.

FULL NAME. clover lynn davis DATE OF BIRTH. 07/27/1995 AGE. 29 ZODIAC. cancer GENDER. cis female PRONOUNS. she / her SEXUAL ORIENTATION. lesbian milf lover OCCUPATION FORMER. mycologist OCCUPATION CURRENT. farmer/harvester/gardener

&BACKGROUND.

PLACE OF BIRTH. san diego, california PLACE OF RESIDENCY. del mar, california NATIONALITY. american PARENTS. mark and evelyn davis. SIBLINGS. 2 sisters (pyper, and lennon) , 1 brother (ezra) CHILDREN. cat - ziggy

&PERSONALITY.

POSITIVE TRAITS. caring, thoughtful, pragmatic, compassionate NEGATIVE TRAITS. argumentative, messy, sensitive, jealous LIKES. rewinding cassettes, long morning stretches, matcha, hands in dirt, smoking, playing the guitar with light humming DISLIKES. the weight of the world, fast and furious franchise, doing things in a timely manner, waking up early, men who flex their pecks

How did your muse spend their first night in Arcadia, and where?

laughing too much in the severity of the situation. too stoned for the situation which transitioned into a panic, and a "i think i need to call my mom to pick me up." followed by another wave of laughter, panic, and then passing out on a lumpy couch in the common house. there was definitely drooling, and slight snoring.

Why did your muse choose to live where they do?

the apartments in town. felt like the perfect dose of independency and normalcy she was going to get. there's a slight embarrassment every time she leaves her apartment knowing she had probably sung a song or two far too loudly. - and god, she can't keep her focus steady, so she's probably making too much noise, or sleeping to pass time. clover never lived on her own - it was always living for free with her parents, or taking time to travel living out of her car. she didn't mind trying to live a more nomadic lifestyle. she often whines in a very bold millennial groan on how tough it is to make it out in the world on your own. "nobody teaches you anything....and this economy ???"

What was your muse doing when they came across the tree?

windows down, sunglasses on, and a burning joint hung from clover's lips. 'how soon is now ?' by the smiths was testing the limits of the speakers as her tires were probably cruising a little higher than they were supposed to. her hand outside of the window was waving in the passing air, not a flutter of concern in her mind. a "what the fu-" came when she noticed crows circling the air above, which lead to her burning joint falling into her lap, the steering wheel swerving and "FUCK" there's a tree in the middle of the road. just one.

Has your muse left anything behind that they are desperately trying to return to or escape?

her cat ziggy. the way he would climb everywhere, on everything, all at once. knocking over her morning matcha, smashing the keys as she tried to type reports on her computer, jumped off stacks of papers just to make them fly everywhere. she misses the way his paws smell like corn chips, and the way he nags her to get up from long naps. apart from missing her family, she left behind a messy situationship with an older married woman. clover pines a little too hard. lesbian longing.

&.

&one. 

inflatable furniture. wondering which powerpuff girl she was more attracted to - buttercup was a badass. britney spears music videos. glitter pens. lisa frank stickers anywhere she could place them. spice world watched so many times that the vhs tape wanted to give out. butterfly clips. her crushes; evelyn - the mummy returns, miss honey - matilda, selene - underworld, and chessy - the parent trap. while all of the girls were making out with their justin timberlake dolls. clover wanted to wear a white tank top and a tie just like avril lavigne. her floors were scattered with teen magazines, cd's belonging to her walkman, and disposable film photos. childhood was as picturesque as it could have gotten for a daughter born in the nineties. her father, a cinematographer. her mother, a director. clover had spent a lot of moments on sets, delving into creative spirits with her siblings. she always thought it was the root of her theatrics.

&two.

soccer. basketball. volleyball. clover was overly involved in the athletic life - and threw that all to the wind when she went off to college to become a mycologist. fungi. the love of nature was deep. the woman could be found laying out in a field of grass from sun up to sun down. the feeling of overgrown grass outlining her body as she pressed into it. the sun peaking out and fading into clouds. warm, and chilled. the feeling would be bottled if possible.

&three.

relationships weren't always smooth when you were climbing your twenties and still living with your parents, or out of your car (that trustee station wagon.) clover's heart always feels too much too fast. shes often left with her overwhelming feelings. her fingers roll back on the ipad classic hitting repeat on a song that boldens the aching emotions - just to sink into it all. she's happiest with her cat, ziggy, with a morning matcha and her friends laughter, her siblings checking in on her rather than berating her. she could swim in the amount of tote bags she owns. stacks of books she never read. too many vinyl to keep track of. unread text messages from people she cares about. god, forbid they call. getting stoned and putting a puzzle together, or playing a video game is ideal.

[adelle-ein]

i'm so goddamn tired. i've been so tired since middle school. i can't sleep for more than three hours maximum at a time and even that's a huge success. i have nightmares every single time i sleep (if i don't wake up full on panicking it's a win!) i go to bed pretty early but spend most of the night just struggling. i'm scared to and desperate to sleep 24/7. i wake up tired and i'm exhausted by the time i'm done with breakfast. i fall asleep during the day because i regularly hit the point of fatigue where i physically cannot move anymore. i haven't felt rested or wide awake or anything resembling those things since i was a pretty young kid. "well rested" is like. that's not a real thing even i bet. if i was a sim my little energy bar would max out at halfway and deplete doubly fast. i do not understand how people work full time jobs or do multiple activities in a day. i would sleep until the last minute before leaving for high school and then go back to bed immediately when i got home and i was still struggling with severe exhaustion all school day. even now i have to intersperse work and naps to get fucking anything done and it's a nightmare.

not anemic. vit d is fine (still taking the supplement, been ok for years tho), thyroid is fine. i'm on melatonin and my fibro meds are supposed to be helping with sleep (but just make me more tired while still achieving nothing.) every time we mess with the dosage of pretty much any med, no matter what it is, i get even worse for a day or two and then return to the very bad baseline. i do not have any solid idea what could actually be wrong - i don't think narcolepsy or similar fits but it's not like i'm in any way a professional. that's what i'm afraid of - that nothing is wrong and i can't be helped.

i don't think i'm fully honest with anyone but my therapists about how bad it is. it's really bad. it does not get better, nothing makes it better. i try to bring it up with people and it's like "oh i'm tired all the time too!" and that just reinforces that everyone is like this and i'm just pathetic and the only one who can't handle it. my parents have consistently blamed me and ignored me and downright refused to ever take this seriously, but honestly i don't know if i've ever made it clear to them that i need help. i'm ashamed of it so i try to hide it. nobody in my family is a "good sleeper" so that adds to my conviction that this is a mental problem i need to get over.

i was like half-asleep sitting up on my grandparents' couch a bunch when we were down there, and they were like "are you okay? do you need to nap?" etc and i laughed it off but it was really weird because i am like that All The Time and nobody has ever been concerned about it before. i have my head in my arms at the breakfast table and my parents just talk over me. lace is just like that. so dramatic.

i'm scared to try coffee/energy drinks because in addition to hating flavored drinks and having a sensitive stomach, i don't trust myself with addictive substances of literally any kind no matter how mild or mainstream. i would also have to be able to drink them without gagging ofc

i know i need to see a sleep doc, but the only time my parents took me to an ent when i was 18 (my psych made them. do not be misled into thinking they gave a shit) she was kinda condescending and useless and said nothing was wrong and i just needed to stop napping (revolutionary i never considered this), so of course i have Decided that i can Never Again be tested and i am Making Everything Up. said psych had me on various things for energy over the years including ritalin, nothing did anything.

i'm seeing a new GP next week bc my old one left and i am terrified out of my mind about it, i have to ask them for a couple other things already like the horrible demanding patient i am, and the very idea of broaching the sleep topic makes me want to vomit. and i probably won't do it. but i need to. i know i need to. i just don't have any hope that it'll help and i'll never be able to be fucking normal.

i'm tired.

[sunnyie-eve]

14 | Cannon Ball

Series: Odds Together

Paring: Ryan Dunn x OFC Margera!

Word Count: 2k

Warnings: None

| MASTERLIST |

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"Let me see it." I speed walk over to Glomb to see the cannon ball so he lets me hold it for second. "Cool." I give it back to him then walk over to Ryan to wipe the mud off my hands on his dirty shirt. He looks at me shaking his head with a slight smile.

As we all walk back to the house Glomb drops the canon ball into the poll. "Did you just see that?" Ryan calls out making Bam look over. "Glomb just dropped the fucking cannon ball into the pool.

Bam bribes Vito to jump into the pool to get the ball but he fails so dad gets in getting it. I decided to go with the guys to see if they could get confirmation that it was a real canon ball. On the way there Bam, Dico, and Raab were screaming hurting my ears

"I know." Ryan leans towards me since I sat in the middle between him and Raab.

"If I knew there would be yelling in a small in closed space, I would've stayed home." I slightly shake my head.

After going it looked at we find out it's real and the guys also get the cannon to fire it at some point. At the most random point during the night all the electricity went out.

"Really? I can't see coming down the stairs and I don't wanna break my neck." I complain feeling for the step then sit down to scoot down them.

"Give me a second, I got you." I hear Ryan then he takes my hand helping me down.

"Night vision, cheater." I tell him as he leads me to everyone then ditches me. "Thanks."

To no one's surprise Vito bitches about everything like normally. "How you gonna wipe your ass now? I gotta go to the bathroom where do you go? There's no running water. When the water doesn't go down, just let it pile up, I don't care. Pee on top of it, mix it together... that'll be real nice be the best smell ever. When I gotta go it's gonna be a lot too."

"Okay, I don't wanna hear about you shitting and peeing and them mixing. Good night." I leave to go to bed for the night.

"Hey, can I crash in here for the night? Raab pissed on my bed." Ryan startled me as I was almost asleep.

"Why did he piss on your bed? What did you do to him?" I ask looking into the darkest of the room since I couldn't see him.

"Nothing, he thought I'd be funny and I can't wash shit till we're done living in the 1800s."

"You know I don't care." I tell him co he crawls into bed next to me.

"Thank you. Goodnight."

The next morning I wake up hearing my dad yell for mom. "Our alarm is going off." I groan slowly sitting up while Ryan hides his face in my pillow. "Come on, get up." I pat his back before getting out of bed.

"Can I just swap beds with you? I like sleeping in here." He rolls onto his back as I look for clothes to wear for the day.

"I know. You come in all the time to just take a nap while I work, read, or watch tv." I go to my bathroom to change.

"Well it's fucking comfortable. I'm gonna go get dressed." I hear him leave.

When I was done I leave my room the same time Ryan, Raab, and Rake do to go see t what's going on. "Is he gonna make us sleep out there tonight?" I ask making the guys look at me.

"I hope not." Raab walks away first.

Outside we watch them set up and Bam starts a quiz with Raab about what year we're in right now but we couldn't help him. "Raab, we'll give you one more chance. What year was the Civil War?" Bam asks so I decided to help walking back some. I put my hands up and show him on my fingers.

"1860..." He get it right but Bam still shoves him.

"Cheater." Ryan walks over to me and leans down.

"You were last night."

"But I helped you down two flights of stairs." He hits my arm.

"And I helped Raab with a question."

He just stares at me, "Smartass."

"You love this smartass." I pat his chest walking away.

Finally Vito shows up bitching about everything and says he's leaving so he does on the horse buggy. "You know he took cannon ball, right?" I tell Bam.

"Don't worry it we'll get it back." He tells me and we wait for awhile before the guy comes back and Bam had him sit on the hummer act like the horse we're pulling it so we could go into town.

When we get to Antonio's we head inside to get the canon ball back. "You got the cannon ball, dude. We gotta take it back." I tell him.

"You owe my $500 for jumping in the pool." He tells Bam so Ryan and Raab grab his arms so we can get the ball. We struggle for it so I start to nicely slap his face and Bam gets the ball.

We all laugh leaving him and saying goodbye. "I'm shocked you helped by slapping him." Bam tells me. "You're finally letting lose and having fun with us." He cheers so the guys join him.

Back at the house and everyone was done setting up they decided to play some games getting tossed up into the air. "Anna is next." Ryan says after his turn pushing me forward.

"I can walk myself." I go get on and get tossed up the highest making me let out a squeak. Now when it was mom and dad's turn it was funny especially since to took many people to get dad up.

"Look who decided to show back up." I nod towards Vito for Bam so he goes over to him while I stay with Ryan. "Why are you staring at me?" I raise an eyebrow at him.

"I'm still not used to you with short hair." He reaches out to mess with it.

"In a bad or good way?"

"Good way. Haven't seen you with short hair in many years." He says making me laugh.

"Right, when we first met. I would have mom cut my hair at times but never this short." I smile nodding my head. "Yeah, that's many years."

The next morning when everyone was getting ready for the battle, I grabbed one of my notebooks out of the house going out to the abandoned tree top casino to get some free space. I did use it a lot to has creativity either designing new outfits or just writing lyrics down. It was something I decided to pick up again because I stopped when I moved away. I sit down on the floor flipping through the pagers and see a song I haven't touched since I moved way.

I was already missing Before the night I left Just me and my shadow and all of my regrets Who am I? Who am I? When I don't know myself Who am I? Who am I? Invisible

I lean back against and start to write down more lyrics.

Wasted days Dreaming of the times I know I can't get back It seems I just lost track Looking on As all of life's colors seem to fade to grey I just walked away

I was already missing Before the night I left Just me and your shadow and all of my regrets Who am I? Who am I? When I don't know myself Who am I? Who am I? Invisible

"AAAAHHHHH!" I let out a horrific scream bringing my knees closer to my chest putting my head down and cover my head as the wall beside me gets taken out by what I assume was the cannon ball.

-

"Wait, was that Anna screaming?" Rake looks at Bam and everyone gets slightly worried.

"Has she been in the tree top casino the whole time?" Raab asks and looks back not seeing her up with Phil and April.

"Shit..." Bam takes off running with the guys following him.

"Anna!" Everyone starts to yell her name but she was still shocked and startled by what happened next to her to speak.

She was still in the same position when they guys got to the casino, "Anna, I didn't know it would hit here. I didn't even know you were over here." Bam bends down to her trying to comfort her as she was slightly shaking.

"Holy shit. That was close to her." Raab sees the big hole next to her.

"It took this tree down too." Bam gets up pointing it out leaving Anna alone.

"Really, gonna leave her?" Raab goes over to Anna as Ryan goes over to her too.

"You're okay. You can stop shaking now." Raab rubs her arm but she doesn't move.

"You put a cannon ball through your tree top casino already and almost killed your sister." April tells Bam who apologizes.

"It's okay. I know it was close to you." Ryan strokes her head. "It would scare the living shit out of me too." He tells her. "You ready to stand up?" He asks her so she lifts her head up finally.

"You made her cry, Bam." Raab says wiping her tears away.

"Raab put her stuff in her bag." Ryan says as he pulls Anna up so Raab does to help her out. Anna's hand grabs Ryan's still slightly shaking but Ryan didn't care. If it helps her he was okay with it then takes her bag from Raab to hold.

"Well, Fast Eddie's Tree Top Casino is ruined but at least we know the canon ball is real." Bam tells the camera.

"Lost again but it's real." Ryan adds making everyone laugh and it slightly makes Anna giggle, which he was happy he was helping shake off her shock from the ball going through the wall next to her.

"Who cares. Sorry again Anna. Victory party at Pirate Bar!" Bam yells to the crowd and they all cheer running back to the house.

"I feel so bad." Bam turns to Anna pulling her into a hug. "I really am sorry." He kisses her forehead before rushing to the zip-line.

"I'm sure this is important to you." Ryan holds her bag out to her so she takes it. "Come on, let's go. You don't have to celebrate with everyone. I'm sure you need to go change yourself." He jokes putting his hand out which earns him a shoulder punch.

"Not funny. But yes this is important to me so thanks." She puts the bag over her shoulder then takes his hand.

"I'm gonna do find the cannon ball." Vito tells everyone as he walks out to go look for it.

"Just keep walking straight dumbass!" Bam shouts from a distance.

"If you find it, Bam will give that $500!" Anna laughs at him.

"He'll never find it." Ryan chuckles.

"We're gonna go have fun in the Pirate bar with the electricity on!" Bam lets Vito know as the three start to walk back more.

"Keep on searching... it's like ten feet in front of you. Good luck!" Ryan adds.

"Just follow the broken trees!" Anna laughs swinging her arm with Ryan's as they walk.

When they get inside Ryan was shocked when Anna came back down after going to her room. "Drinking will help with my nerves." She gives him a smile making him smile too. "Oh, don't forget to clean you bed because you're not crashing in my room tonight."

[currentlyfckingurmom]

Her Song part 21

Me: I did it. I threw him out.

Ash: Fucking finally. That son of a bitch deserved it. Ash: Are you okay though?

Me: Yeah, I'm good. I just wanna take a nap.

Ash: Text me if you want me to come over &lt;3

I sigh and put down my phone, rubbing my temples to soothe the tension that has built up there. Syd is curled up next to me on the couch, sound asleep as Shrek plays on the living room TV.

My phone rings and I hurriedly answer it to avoid waking Syd. "Hello?" I answer it quietly.

"Hi, I'm calling from Dr. Lancaster's office. Is this Ms. Y/L/N?" a young woman asks. She's probably a nurse.

"Yes it is." I carefully get off the couch and move to the kitchen to avoid disturbing Syd.

"Dr. Lancaster listened to your voicemail and would like me to inform you that everything is probably fine. We're happy to do a checkup just to be sure, but we're booked pretty full right now. The earliest we could get her in is the middle of next month."

I scoff before I can stop it. "Next month? Are you serious right now? I am telling you something is wrong and you can't even squeeze her in until next month?"

"I'm afraid there's nothing more we can do. But Dr. Lancaster asked me to assure you that your daughter is perfectly fine-"

"Respectfully, Dr. Lancaster is a pretentious douchebag who doesn't know shit. I'll find somewhere else to take her," I snap, ending the phone call.

I look into the living room, seeing Syd snoring softly on the couch. My breaths come heavier as tears prick at my eyes. I slide down to the kitchen floor and put my head in my hands, failing to slow the panic overtaking my chest. Something is wrong. Something is wrong. Something is wrong.

My phone rings. I'm worried it might be the nurse calling back to chew me out, but I check the caller ID and answer faster than I'd like to admit.

"Florence?" I breathe into the phone. I suppose my voice must be weaker than I realized, because concern instantly pours from her voice.

"Y/N? What's wrong? Are you okay?"

"Yeah, I'm fine, it's just, um," I pause to hold back a choked sob. Don't do this. I cannot be doing this right now. Sydney is fine. Everything is fine.

"Y/N, darling, talk to me. What's going on?" her soothing voice hums through the phone.

I pause and take a deep breath. When I speak, my voice is quiet. I think it's because I don't want to speak these words aloud. "Sydney has been really sick for a while now. I don't know what's going on, but something is wrong. Her doctor says everything's fine and won't get her in for an appointment. I'm just freaking out a little. It's fine."

"Darling, it's not fine. You're scared, and that's okay. We're going to get Syd to a doctor, and she's going to be perfectly fine. I promise," she assures me. "You'll keep her safe."

"Thank you, Flo. I really wish you were here right now." My heart skips a beat at the realization of the confession I let slip.

"You have no idea how much I want to be there with you. Soon, okay?"

She sounds so sure. So strong and so caring. Like nothing in the world could make her devotion waver.

"Okay."

"I'll call you later. I have to go. Bye, darling."

I mumble a reluctant goodbye and she hangs up the phone.

Syd stirs on the couch, and I instantly recognize the way her face scrunches up in pain. I wet a washcloth with cold water and lay it on her forehead , then kiss the crown of her head.

I change the TV to Netflix and spend the rest of the day on the couch next to Syd.

At some point that night, a song pops into my head and, for hours, I can't get it out. Flo would like this song.

I haven't given her a song recommendation in a long time. Maybe I should just text her. No, that's too clingy.

Oh, fuck it.

Me: I think you'd really like the song "Brand New" by Public Library Commute. It's been stuck in my head all night.

Ten minutes pass. Then fifteen. Then twenty. Then an hour. Then two. I begin to overthink every little interaction we've ever had, chewing the inside of my lip as I think of the stark contrast between being ignored and her caring words earlier.

She finally answers and I try to act cool, but the way I jump up to check the display bruises my ego.

Flo: I just listened to it and it's soooo good!! I love it so much!!! Thank you, darling :)

I smile at the message, but don't open it. Because I'm petty.

All of thirty minutes pass before I pick up my phone again to respond. I may be petty, but I'm also weak when it comes to beautiful women.

A knock on the door interrupts me as I unlock my phone. I look over, seeing that Syd is still asleep. I roll of the couch and jog to the door. When I pull it open, my jaw drops.

"Hey, stranger," Florence greets. With a smirk on her lips and a sparkle in her green eyes, she looks so damn...kissable.

Boyfriend. She has a boyfriend.

"What- what are you doing here? You're supposed to be doing a photoshoot!"

"I had more important things to attend to. May I come in?"

"Uh, yeah, of course," I stumble. She enters the apartment and I close the door behind her, my mouth opening and closing as I try to find the right words. "When you say 'more important things' what...what do you mean by that, exactly?"

"Well, for starters, there's this woman. She's beautiful. And smart, and strong, and independent. And she's hurting," Florence whispers as she steps closer to me. "I needed to be there for her. I want to be there for her. So here I am. If you'll have me."

She looks so determined, so sure that this is what she wants. But are we thinking about the same thing? Because I'm thinking about how goddamn soft her lips look, and for all I know, she could be thinking that she just came here for Syd.

"Florence, I don't- I don't know what you mean."

She sighs, shaking her head and looking to the ceiling to search for the right words. She finally looks back into my eyes with such sincerity it nearly knocks the breath out of my lungs.

"I'm done with this, Y/N." My heart stops. Done? "I'm done with pretending I don't feel unfathomable things for you." My heart beats a little faster. "I'm done acting like I don't want to kiss you breathless every time I see that goddamn smile of yours." My heart skips a beat.

"Florence, I...what about Zach?" I whisper, tears welling in my eyes. "You have a boyfriend, Flo. I can't be the other person."

"You would never be the other person, Y/N."

"But that's what I would be, right? You'd still be all Zach's, and I'd be left wishing you could be mine."

"That's not what I'm saying. Zach doesn't matter anymore-"

"How can you say that?" I scoff, my eyebrows furrowing. "How can you say your boyfriend doesn't matter when you're talking about kissing me-"

"For God's sake, Y/N, will you just shut the hell up for five seconds?" she snaps impatiently. "I broke up with Zach weeks ago, you adorable dumbass."

...Broke up? She's single?

"Oh," I breathe.

[having-conniptions]

Love In The Air episode 3 live reaction under the cut (long post)

Prapai is actually such a cutie

But so is Payu when he's smiling to himself (a smile that's usually meant for Rain)

Rain is baby tho

And Sky has their shared braincell like 99% of the time

Why is he writing on the board in English lol

And the way the camera pans over "How to date him in 30 days" and then snaps back to "him" xD

Love how Sky asks but then accepts it with no further questions <3

Also Rain keeps pretending he's only doing this so Payu will stop calling him stupid but it was Rain himself who decided that the only way to get Payu to stop was to make him fall in love (totally logical conclusion ofc that has nothing to do with the fact that he would have let Payu do whatever he wanted to him in that bathroom stall)

Rain should have brought gifts or notes to leave for Payu when he wasn't there come on dude make him think of you

OH. PRAPAI AND SKY DEFINITELY ALREADY HAVE SOMETHING GOING ON!!! Prapai was in a good mood and said it was thanks to Payu - and Sky didn't elaborate on what happened that night and just said he was fine AND NOW HE'S WALKING IN WITH A BIG FAT HICKEY ON HIS NECK boiiiis you ain't slick

Sky is so done with Rain lmao

Hahaha the dude working at the garage is the real MVP he's the shipper the matchmaker the enabler the supporter the sidekick that makes Payu's plan work I love him

PAHAHAHA RAIN FORCING HIMSELF TO BE POLITE

Payu really has a thing for politeness, huh? Or is it just about being dominant 👀

RAIN PRETENDING HE DOESN'T LIKE PAYU AND DOESN'T CARE BOIII DROP THE ACT

Rain is such a little brat I LOVE their dynamic

He's actually playing hard to get which means Payu ends up having to work for it (which only works because Payu is already interested) which does in fact help with making him fall in love

RAIN ANNOUNCING THAT HE'S HITTING ON PAYU TO THE WHOLE RESTAURANT LMAO

PAYU WANTING TO BE FED AND RAIN GOING "you have hands" I FUCKING CAN'T WITH THESE TWO who thought the cute one would be the cold one and the cool guy would be all soft and smiley

"Try replacing my 'stupid' with 'cute'" SO EVERY TIME HE SAID STUPID HE MEANT CUTE THIS MAN IS ALREADY HEAD OVER HEELS

And Rain gets sooooo shy about it awwwww babyyyyyyy and his smile is so adorable aaaaaa

Sky is still so done with Rain (same bby) and the guy behind Rain is fascinated with the taste of his pen cap wtf is going on

Rain still playing hard to get huh

And Aon getting caught in the middle of PayuRain

Every time Rain plays hard to get a little smile breaks through his stern face bc he can't contain the butterflies he gets from Payu's affection and I think that's beautiful

"What are you looking at?" - "A cutie." <3<3<3

OHMYGAWD THE CUTENESS

The shippers lmaoooo I love them

NOOO DON'T TAKE A NAP YOU'LL BE LATE

The dream tho lol

NOOO RAIN YOU GOTTA PERSIST

He doesn't accept comforting from his crush but goes to see Payu awwwwww

The way Payu packs up his things IMMEDIATELY so he can go home and comfort Rain who's been waiting for him in the pouring rain

THE WAY HE GETS DOWN ON ONE KNEE AND EXTENDS HIS ARMS TO RAIN WHO'S SITTING ON THE FLOOR aaaaaa this is so beautiful he's offering physical contact but leaving the choice up to Rain unlike Ple who squeezed Rain's arm AND RAIN GOES FOR THE HUG which mirrors how he removed Ple's hand from his arm I AM NEVER GOING TO BE NORMAL ABOUT THIS

He called him good boy oh my

How to make him fall in love with you: break down crying in his arms

"I'm here if you want to talk" THE PLE PARALLELS ARE ACCUMULATING

Payu actually helping Rain to learn from his mistakes and agreeing with his teacher but also sympathizing with him aaaaaaaa so wholesome and healthy

HE CALLED HIM NAUGHTY BOY how many more nicknames does this guy have for Rain

I just need them to kiss again please

"You'll get sick. I don't want to take care of you." HIS LITTLE SMILE WHEN HE PULLED AWAY MEANS EVERYTHING TO ME

Bonus scene: AWWW HE REALLY WAS CRUSHING FROM THE START

[anticomedygarden]

England's got a new queen! part 5

part one | ao3 link

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June is awoken from a dreamless sleep by a horribly shrill noise - her phone chiming.

Anxiety builds within her. Everytime her phone had gone off in the last four days, it had been bad news.

Ugh. Might as well bite the bullet.

Before she can roll over and look at the offending hunk of metal, a voice in the dark says, deathly calm, "June."

She shoots up, ramrod straight. "What is it? What happened?" Maybe someone found Alex and Henry, or maybe something happened in England, or, oh god, what if the bad guys found Alex and Henry and sent a ransom demand or something?

It's too dark to see his expression, but in the low light of his phone, she thinks he looks surprised, maybe even excited, but not upset, and she puts her catastrophizing away for the moment.

Pez sits up. "Breaking news: Queen Mary dead after weekend of uncertainty, long live Queen Catherine." He looks up at her then, eyes bright. "She's dead."

June feels her mouth start to tug into a smile. "I can't believe it."

Suddenly, her door bangs open, and they look over to see Nora's wild silhouette in the doorway. There's a beat of silence before she screams, "She's fucking dead!"

Several things happen very quickly after that.

First, Pez flicks the lamp on, bathing the room in low light, and Nora flops onto the bed while turning on "Killer Queen." They don't bother to close the door.

June grabs a bottle of champagne out of her nightstand that she keeps for events like this and pops it, eliciting a scream from both Pez and Nora.

Somehow, glitter is acquired and spread throughout the room. She can still barely see anything, but the atmosphere is tangible, practically electric, and she feels like she can see everything down to the little hammerhead sharks on Nora's shorts.

For a second, she looks across the hall to Alex's open door, expecting to see him walking over to celebrate with them and suddenly remembers he's in Colorado.

Then, something terrible occurs to her. Now that Mary is dead, what if the alleged murderer moves on to another target? What if they already have?

She looks down at the champagne in her hands and suddenly wishes she could unpop it.

-

Sometime around midnight, Henry and Alex emerge from the woods from a much tamer and well planned hike, and, after a quick shower, settle down at the kitchen table to eat some more eggs because they need to finish them before they go home.

Cash is presumably in the second bedroom asleep because he didn't take a three hour 'nap' in the middle of the day, so when the loud popping noises start, Alex has to fight the urge to go wake him up.

It's a good thing he grew up in Texas and knows the difference between fireworks and gunshots. Henry, however, does not.

"Jesus christ," his boyfriend gasps. "Is that the sound of one of those backyard shooting ranges you told me about?"

Alex shakes his head, grinning. "No, babe, that's just fireworks."

Henry nods, though he seems unconvinced. "Why are people shooting off fireworks right now?"

Alex shrugs. "I don't know. Firework laws aren't really enforced out here." Back in Texas, people would set them off all summer any time of day. One of his earliest memories is from someone setting off a firecracker at 11 in the morning on a Tuesday, and they weren't even rural.

Some more pops went off, and Henry shudders. "Isn't that annoying?"

Alex spreads his arms. "Welcome to America. Eat your eggs."

Henry rolls his eyes fondly and does what he's told, and Alex turns to check on David. The dog is fine, just sitting on the floor begging for food. That's much better than Liam's old dog who used to pee anytime fireworks went off.

An idea begins to form in his head. "Do you wanna go watch them?" Before Henry can answer, he stands and says, "Yeah, let's go watch them."

He pulls Henry out the front door onto the porch and lifts himself onto the handrail.

"Alex, what the hell are you doing?" Henry asks, alarmed.

Alex grabs onto the edge of the roof. "Come boost me."

Henry makes no move to help him. "Alex, you're going to fall and break something. Get down."

"Don't you wanna see the fireworks?" Alex can already see some of them from his place on the handrail. One particularly risky up later and he can see all of them, beautiful shimmering bursts of light in the night sky. It's a bit of a downer since the last few nights they could see millions of stars without all the light pollution, but this is cool, too.

Henry's head pops out from under the edge of the roof.

"I'm still alive!" Alex exclaims. "Get up here."

Shaking his head, Henry follows Alex up to the roof, and they both lay back to watch the fireworks.

After a while, Henry says, "Alright, they are very pretty. I can see why you Americans are so obsessed with them."

Alex smirks. "Wait til you hear the ones that just explode and nothing else."

"Wonderful." A few more minutes pass. Henry points up into the sky. "That one looks like the Irish flag."

Alex follows his line of sight to see the remnants of green, white, and orange fireworks all in a row.

The people setting them off must only have the five colors, because next to it is red, white, and blue, and after that- "That one looks like India's flag." It's orange on top and green on bottom with white in the middle and blue in the very center.

"Imagine if your Gran saw this," Alex says, eliciting a laugh out of Henry. "It would probably kill her."

"Indeed."

-

"When are Alex and Henry supposed to get back?" Nora asks.

She and June are walking down a hallway in the Residence to the kitchens for lunch by themselves since Pez had camped himself in the library. He said he needed the distraction to keep from checking Twitter over and over again.

"They're supposed to land at 9," June answers, "but that's assuming they haven't been murdered or kidnapped."

"So they should still get here around 9, then?"

They turn a corner into a hallway lines with windows, now facing the front lawn. "I think so." She says it nonchalantly, as if she didn't bug Amy to tell her everything about their return trip for twenty minutes straight.

Nora opens her mouth to say something else, but before she can, something slams into the window next to them, hard enough to crack.

Hard enough to crack US military grade bullet-resistant glass.

They both stop in their tracks.

"Oh my god," June breathes. "Oh my god!"

She grabs Nora's hand, and they turn and run.

-

On the way to the airstrip, Alex makes a valiant effort to convince Cash to turn the car around and go back to the cabin, but the bodyguard is not swayed, tragically, and soon they're boarding the aircraft.

As soon as they sit down, Cash comes out of the cockpit. "Slight change of plans."

Alex's head shoots up. "What happened?"

Cash waves a hand, face revealing nothing. "Nothing bad, we're just landing in DC instead of New York."

Henry narrows his eyes. "Why?"

"You'll find out when we get there." Then, he sits down and opens his crossword book.

What an ass.

-

"Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god," June gasps as they come up the hall to find Amy.

She has just enough time to look alarmed and slightly scared before June and Nora are talking over each other.

"Amy, there's a-"

"Something hit the window-"

"-front hallway-"

"-glass cracked-"

"Girls!" Amy exclaims. "One at a time. June first.

June clears her throat. "We were walking in the North Hallway when something hit it really hard and it cracked."

"Oh, shit," Amy says. "Go to an internal room and stay there until I give the all clear." Then, she turns around and says something into her wrist mic and walks away, leaving June and Nora to panic in her wake.

-

When Henry and Alex land in DC, they're shepherded right into a Secret Service vehicle, and, in a move shocking everyone, Henry is the first to go for his phone.

Alex puts a hand on his arm. "Why don't we wait until we get to the Residence? Since we've had such a great time?"

Henry looks uneasy but puts his phone back in his pocket.

-

Nora and June file into the same sitting room that had been the setting for much of the past four days to see Oscar, Raphael, Leo, and Pez already there.

"Where's Mom?" June asks, already on high alert.

"She's on her way," Oscar answers, though he looks skeptical. Ellen never really seemed to believe in the threat, so it wouldn't be a surprise if she kept working until Amy forced her to stop.

June and Nora both sit down, and they all exchange nervous glances. The tension is thick enough to feel like humidity, and it isn't hard to tell that whatever is going on is at its peak.

This bullshit ends tonight.

-

The car stops slowly at a red light, and Alex can feel himself starting to get antsy. It's not a welcome feeling, not after their vacation, but now that he knows something is going on, he can't stop thinking about it. He still doesn't want to check his phone, though.

The light turns green, and the car starts rolling again.

Abruptly, it stops again, and Alex chokes on the seatbelt.

"Sorry, guys, someone ran the red," Cash says from the front seat.

"It's fine," Henry gasps.

In no time at all, they're pulling up to the White House.

Henry grasps his hand. "You ready?"

He's not, but he nods anyway.

It's obvious before they even walk in that something's wrong. For one, no one is there to greet them. For two, staffers are running around like crazed lunatics without acknowledging either of them.

Then, there's the fact that Cash immediately peels away with nothing but a, "Gotta go do something."

They look at each other, baffled.

Eventually, they find a family sitting room that seems to have people in it.

"-and the cracked window was because of a goose, not a bullet," Amy is saying.

Alex's eyebrows raise. "What the hell?" He pushes forward into the room. "What's going on?"

"Alex!" June shouts, running into his arms. "You're alive!"

If Alex thought he couldn't get more alarmed, he was wrong. "Yeah...Anyone wanna tell me what's going on?"

June pulls back, allowing Alex to finally get a look at the room. Both his parents, Leo, Nora, Pez, and Amy are seated around the room, apparently having some kind of meeting.

"You have a lot to catch up on," June says. "But the biggest thing you need to know is that the Queen died, and there is no assassin."

Alex's brain whites out for a second. "What?"

"You heard her right," Pez confirms. "Don't worry, darlings, we'll throw a real party once the mourning period is over."

Right. Because now they have to go to England so Henry can participate in lawful grief. Because the Queen is dead. And the monarchy is stupid.

Next to him, Henry rubs his eyes. "...Huh."

Leo takes pity on them. "Welcome back, guys!"

Welcome, indeed.