hi! i love ur editor!reader, i was wondering what some like domesticated things her and hamzah do? like do they shop together for necessities? do they cook for each other? or do they kind of like mind their own business while being roomates? love you sm queen
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notes/warnings: just a collection of domesticated activities w these two shy freaks <3 nothing super nsfw, just mentions of pads and using condoms lol
farmer's market π
hamzah found this street downtown that holds a bunch of food and trinket vendors every sunday morning, so that's what sundays usually look like for them. the market opens at 8am and you guys are always the first ones there LMFAO.
hamzah will be like, "oh, wow, this is so cool! how much is it?" and the poor lady working the tent is still setting up her stuff π
it's also a fun opportunity to try new foods that the vendors make homemade, which he's all over. lowkey he's a bit of snob when it comes to organic food, so he loves the homegrown/homemade shit. you'll both separate for a bit and come back with samples for each other to try, it's very wholesome.
"ah-hamzah! too spicy!" you giggle, waving your hand over your mouth, not even sure what hamzah just gave you to try
"no, they're good! i bought a whole bag!" he holds up a large bag of spiced cashews with a price sticker that says $30.00
"30 dollars???!!" you spit out what's in your mouth and grab the bag
"yeah, but they're homemade!"
cooking π₯
believe it or not, hamzah is a pretty decent cook ! he teaches you some simple recipes since you've never lived on your own before. you guys like to try recipes that are wayyyy too advanced for you just as a challenge. it usually ends in ordering take out, but you two laugh and bond so it's #worth it. plus, it's the perfect excuse to watch him open sauce jars and help you stir when your arms get tired.
with your flexible schedule and him filming, you're the one who cooks for the two of youβunless he really wants to. he has a burner facebook account just for recipes im so serious. he does not play....if it's a way to impress you, he's doing it. you mentioned wanting cupcakes randomly? he's never baked in his life, but for you he's reading 'susan's yummy vanilla cupcakes in a pinch' like it's the bible. he even goes to mandy for baking tips, but makes her swear not to say anything to you or martin.
'accidental' food fights. if you're both working on dinner together, he'll 'accidentally' get some marinara sauce on your hand, so you flick some parmesan cheese back at him. this usually results in you two chasing each other around your small kitchen, trying to dodge small bits of flying ingredients. one time, martin facetimed you guys in the middle of a food fight and he was so confused.
"wait, what are you guys doing?" he gets close to the camera, noticing bits of food and stains on both your shirts
"it's pizza night. mind your fucking business, bro." hamzah will try not to laugh and hang up π
shopping π
let's just say the walmart and ikea employees hate to see you two coming....
you guys take so long at both stores, but especially walmart. hamzah is always grabbing shit you don't need and then forgets where he found it. you're there on average 2 hours per trip, it's embarrassing. just to get basic necessities, it takes forever. you offer to split up so you can get your stuff and he can get his, but he refuses like a child. he also gets distracted easily, so you figure it's better if he sticks with you. that way he can't get lost. however, with how reliant he is on you for the grocery list and location of the items, when you're sick and can't join him.... it's a fucking nightmare. he'll call you or facetime to make sure he's getting the right stuff, but he's speaking full volume and you keep telling him to be quiet.
"wait, which ones? the green or purple?" he asks, flipping the phone camera so you can see
"um, the purple, yeah..." you say quietly, face flushed
"purple??? these big hammock-lookin' ones?"
"i'm hanging up."
you'd never tell him, but when he brought home the groceries you swear you saw a box of condoms amongst his bag of toiletries. a pang of nervousness and jealously hits you. your brain rapid fires a million questions like: when is he using those? does he think he's going to need them soon? who is he using them with? it's none of your business, you know that, but still.....sometimes you forget he can just go out and hook up with someone he if wants. it's makes you a little sick to your stomach. albeit slightly possessive, it's hard to picture him with someone else when you two spend so much time together on the daily. sure, he could meet some nice girl at a coffee shop. they could hit it off and she could take him back to her place. but she doesn't go lamp shopping at ikea with him or know which deodorant he likes and which one he's allergic to.
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When I tell u the corpse bride and CP fic was so unexpected but so needed. Basically
I LOVED IT OMLπ IT'S ACTUALLY A REALLY CREATIVE CONCEPT AND A FUN READD AHH
Anyway, if you could make a part two I would be forever grateful. But don't push urself, I don't mind waiting<3 AND UR ART IS ADORABLE--
Okay, I'll leave you be now. Have a great day/night π€§
π¦The other manβ.Λβ‘ ΰ£ͺ ΛEyeless Jack x Reader 2.
NOTES: AW THANKS!! Im going to continue this series untill its basically the whole thing, who should Victoria be? π
OLD!Notes: Gosh I love Corpse bride.. how about eyeless jack as a corpse husband though? πΌ
Unaccurate E/J
This was made to fit F!readers sorry :(
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You ran, ran for your damn life. What even was that thing?! No way in hell would you get catched by that! You ended up bumping headfirst into a large tree, whimpering in pain you saw the figure slowly making its way towards you. Your vision was blurry but you knew it was him. It had to be. You tried running agian only for you to embarassingly hit your head once agian on the same tree. You shook your head and dashed out of there. Slipping on ice and dashing through the forest as the figure seemed to try and reach out for you. The sharp branches you dashed through seemed to grab you and hold you in place as you gasped as one clung onto the collar of your shirt.
"Oh god!" You whispered as you trudged through them making it towards the bridge.
Crows seemed to appear out of nowhere and soon everything seemed peaceful once agian. Your breathing was heavy as you conciously looked around. Sighing in relief once you saw no trace of the man. You walked slowly backing away when suddenly.
BAM
Staring right back at you was the man, or demon or whatever this monster was! You gasped in shock. Backing away eyes widened as he slowly stepped closer to you reaching out for you.
"You may kiss the bride." The mans raspy demonic voice said as you could just sense he had a shit eating grin behind the mask.
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Your vision was blurry as you noticed two figures.
One was the man, and another.. a skeleton.
A skeleton?!
"A new arrival?" The skeleton said intrigured.
"She must have fainted, are you alright?" He said tilting his head and reaching to place one hand behind your head.
"W-what happened.." you said seeming dazed.
"Looks like we got a breather!" The skeleton said its face inching closer to yours.
You gasped in shock.
"Does he have a dead brother?" A lady said shoving the skeleton out of the way.
"She's still soft!" A child like skeleton said joyfully.
You backed away, slowly moving upwards and taking in your surroundings.
"A toast!" A short skeleton with a cutlass shoved into its body said raising his glass. Another skeleton removed the weapon as the weird drink dispensed into his cup.
"To the newly weds!" He continued as the cutlass was once agajn plunged into him.
"Newly weds?!" You said astonished.
"In the woods! You said all those vows.. so.. perfectly!" He said gently grabbing your hand where a gold rusted ring was.
"I-i did?!" You said staring at your ring finger.
"I did!" You said realizing, you fell hitting your head over and over agian.
"Wake up! Wake up! WAKE UP!!"
"Coming through! Coming through! My name is Paul," a talking head said.
You gasped agian.
"I will be creating your wedding Feast!"
Suddenly a boy with blonde hair, black eyes and blood seeping from them appeared. He seemed to be some kind of glitch, a virus? His voice sounded of a child.
"Wedding feast?! Fuck yes!!" He sajd giggling as his whole body seemed to glitch.
"Your "husband" smiled and nervously laughed."
"Viruses.. hah.." he said.
"Oh!" You said almost falling AGIAN..
"Keep away! You grabbed the cutlass from the tiny skeletons body, struggling to retrieve it."
"I- i've got a.. dwarf and am not afraid to use it!" You said shaking.
The room gasped.
"I want some questions...NOW."
"Answers." The skeleton corrected you.
"I think you mean answers.."
"T-thank you yes..answers, I need answers."
Your "husband" seemed shocked.
"W-whats going on here! Where am I!" You said fumbling.
A pool ball fell from a pool table awkwardly.
"Who are you?!"
"Well.. thats kind of a long story."
"What a story it is, a tragic tale of romance, passion and a murder most foul." A skeleton in a top hat said.
"This is gonna be good!" The small skeleton said as you looked confused.
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Notes: you should listen to Remains of the day so it makes it more realistic :). Here are the changed lyrics!
Hey!Give me a listen, you corpses of cheerLeast less of you who still got an earI'll tell you a story, make your skeleton cryOf our own judiciously lovely corpse spouseDie, die we all pass awayBut don't wear a frown 'cuz it's really okayYou might try and hide, and you might try and prayBut we all end up the remains of the dayDie die die, yeah yeah, die die dieWell! A man is a gem known for miles aroundA mysterious stranger came into town she was angel like good lookin' but down on her cashAnd our poor little baby he fell hard and fastWhen his mother said no, he just couldn't copeSo our lovers came up with a plan to elopeDie, die we all pass awayBut don't wear a frown 'cuz it's really okayYou might try and hide, and you might try and prayBut we all end up the remains of the dayDie die die yeah yeahDie die die yeah yeahDie die die yeah yeahDie die die yeah yeahYeah, so they conjured up a plan to meet late at nightThey told not a soul kept the whole thing tightNow her fathers suit it fit like a gloveYou don't need much when you're really in loveExcept for a few things or so I'm toldLike the family jewels and a satchel of goldThen next to the graveyard by the old oak treeOn a dark foggy night at a quarter to threeHe was ready to go, but where was She?She waited(And then) There in the shadows, was it a Girl?(And then) His little heart beat so loud!(And then) And then baby, everything went blackNow when he opened her eyes, he was dead as dustHis jewels were missin' and his heart was bustSo he made a vow lyin' under that treeThat he'd wait for his true love to come set him freeAlways waitin' for someone to ask for his handThen outta the blue comes this lovely young girlWho vows forever, to be by his sideAnd that's the story of our own, corpse husbandDie, die we all pass awayBut don't wear a frown 'cuz it's really okayYou might try and hide, and you might try and prayBut we all end up the remains of the dayYeah
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Part 3 anyone?
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Bro I literally eat up ur writing every timeπcan u do ellie using a vibe on u?
before you read.
β: KILLING 3 BIRDS W ONE STONE HEHE. i feel these all go well, so why not. sorry for the insane wait, and the wildly lazy writing...me putting this off forever only to bang out a crappy blurb in like 2 mins...also can't stick to a single aesthetic WHATEVA.
β: vibrator use, fingering, porn w/out plot (sawry), dom-ish ellie (but she's still kinda silly), overstimulation, squirting, aftercare at the end (all r! recieving).
"you can take it, doin' so good." she murmurs under her breath, her face contorted in concentration.
you squeal when ellie presses the vibrator hard against your poor, overworked clit, the sensations almost too much to bear. but no matter how overwhelming it may be, it's still so mind numbingly good. the device has been set on a mode midway for the past...however long, and you've completely lost count of how many times she's made you cum thus far. for all you knew, it could have been well into the double digits, and she didn't seem to be stopping any time soon.
ellieβs eyes were dark, low with blown out pupils. they remain trained on you, flickering between observing your facial expressions, your squirming body, covered in a shiny layer of sweat, and what's going on under her hands. "...ellie, hold on...wait." you gasp out, struggling to catch your breath.
she detaches the device from you, her tattooed hand traveling up your body, settling on the side of your face to cup your cheek, and wipe away a stray tear that had escaped from your eye. "need a break, babe?" she says, her gaze softening. that honey voice she puts on, featuring a light domineering timbre, it immediately makes you wet all over again and you whimper quietly, bucking your hips up in pursuit of more stimulation. she noticesβof course she does, observant as a foxβand her lips stretch into a sneer, "yeah that's what i thought, still need more." she chuckles, before thrusting the tip of the toy back onto your swollen clit, biting her lip when she watches you arch backward, mantras of her name and pleas falling from your lips.
her free hand, which was previously resting on your knee, flies down the inside of your parted thighs, grazing the heated skin, and she teases your hole with two digits, eagerly observing the reactions. she quickly stuffs her middle two fingers inside with ease, slick and pearly cum leaking down her slender knuckles. curling upwards to massage your g-spot, the pleasure is causing explosions of colors to appear in your vision, your eyes are filling with tears once again.
"just gimme one more, okay?" ellie orders gently, clicking buttons to increase the intensity of the vibrator even more, and you nearly shriek. out of instinct your legs fight to close around her hands, but she's quick to push your knee to the side again, tutting. "nuh-uh, don't do that. just one more. say the safeword if you really want me to stop, alright?" you open one eye and nod meekly at her, and she resumes. within no time at all you feel the brink of orgasm swell in your lower abdomen once more, your legs trembling at every purr of the toy. and she can tell as well by the way you're whining and panting, all with a fucked out, lazy smile playing on your face.
silent moans trapped in your throat, you feel the blinding ecstasy overtake your body, blacking out your senses for a moment. she has lessened the setting to work you through it effectively, all while muttering sweet praises throughout.
"god, look at that." she whispers in awe once it's over, discarding the device on the floor and rubbing her hands across your legs to ease the tension in your thighs, making sure you're okay. she hovers over you to press a tender kiss to your forehead, then over your entire face, grinning when she hears you laugh.
her goofy tone returns, "fuckin' squirted all over me, baby. we'll clean up just gimme a sec." she cuddles up to you, nuzzling her face in the crook of your neck, sighing and softly stroking the top of your head. "next time we'll do a couple more, make a new personal best, whaddaya think?"
tags (idk why some didnβt work): @andersonfilms @ch6douin @aouiaa @sapphic-ovaries @astro-cat2 @paqerings @r3starttt @littlefallenangel111 @srooch @sinfulprayerss @lvlymicha @sunnsh1ine @anniee333 @flowrmoth @liddysflyer @fortune777 @claude999 @brunaedn @lanabaezzzz
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GOOD LUCK CHARM β
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PAIRING β¦ oscar piastri x fem!sainz!reader
SUMMARY β¦ oscar has been dating his opponent's sister since his f2 days, and while carlos seemingly disapproves, no one can deny that she is the good luck charm. [ SMAU ]
WARNINGS β¦ cursing, like one joke about biting someone, some hate comments towards the end
REQUESTED β¦ here!
NOTES β¦ reader is spanish. i have used various brunette faceclaims from pinterest, but feel free to picture whoever you want! my requests are open so feel free to leave a request :)
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oscarpiastri YOU'RE HERE???
yourusername um YES???
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yourusername was about to call you my brother from another mother, but given the recent adoption of my boyfriend i don't think i can legally say that anymore.
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user15 is she back in spain? π
user16 well the spanish gp is this weekend so i'd assume so!
user17 SO REAL FOR THIS
user18 real question now...what would you call your hypothetical ginger cat.
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oscarpiastri when i win, she'll get a ginger catβοΈ
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landonorris i blame oscar.
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oscarpiastri SORRY???
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user20 THE DAISIES AWWW
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user23 HER POSTURE???
user24 im sitting at home with my hunched back aspiring to be like her right now
user25 those pastries look yummy oh my days
user26 every time i see the ferrari wags & y/n hanging out i involuntarily squeal
carlossainz55 so my invite got lost in the post?
charles_leclerc and mine?
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user44 y/n has her priorities in order
user45 mhm!! wasabi > anything else
user46 SUCH A CUTE CAT
user47 'FOR MY LOVE' oh my god im not well.
user48 okay but does no one else find it weird that she posted her new cat over her boyfriend winning...
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landonorris LET ME COME OVER AND SEE WASABI NOWWWW
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