#I fucking hATE IT HERE

[adragonprinceswhore]

“He was fond of me”

“And I of him”

If the writers of House of The Dragon keep gaslighting the audience into thinking Viserys was anything better than a powerful man who stole a young girls future, dreams and physical body in the quest for a son he will never love, I will riot

[nyxofdemons]

ITS THE SAME LOOK OF FEAR BYE

[oddheadd]

Perfect Husband

You didn't have that much experience with guys, and the little things you did experience weren't good at all. Everything felt so... Empty. The "Wyd" texts and shallow conversations at the bar didn't satisfy you. You knew what you wanted, and you decided to go for it.

So when you met him it felt so real and unreal at the same time.. He felt real as in he understood you, he engaged in interesting conversations and knew just what was the best for you.

...And he felt unreal as in he wasn't... Human? Like a man from 19th century novels, he was gentle, polite, relatable but mysterious enough to keep you wanting him. The problem before was everybody acting same, now you were weirded out with how unique he was? You started thinking you were the problem.

Therefore, after a few months of dating, when he set up a beautiful dinner table for you two, with candles, flowers, perfectly cooked delicacies and asked you to marry him, you said yes.

You cut the steak and...

"Oh... This seems raw..?"

"It's medium rare, dear. But I won't feel bad if you don't want to eat it." - he smiled.

You felt lucky. So, you cut a piece of it, and put the red, moist and almost slimy piece of meat in your mouth. His smile widened as he watched you do so. You chewed and chewed, trying not to think too much about the texture or the taste, instead washing it down with red wine and forcing a smile.

The night ended with him gently holding and kissing you, while not so gently fucking into you. It felt almost like a reward for accepting his proposal, and the amount of times he made you cum only supported that theory.

The wedding happened shortly after, him making sure it was as big or as small as you wanted.

Everything after that felt like a dream... In a literal sense. You found yourself derealizating on more occasions than you can remember. Feeling dizzy, out of the place and unreal was then a daily accurance for you. And you didn't quite feel comfortable with talking about it with your husband.

But it didn't matter... Not as long as at the end of the day you laid in his arms.

However, even that comfort was broken when only weeks after your marriage, he started staying at his job later and later... As soon as he got home he'd take a shower, too.

Suspecting that your husband was cheating, you decided to follow him one day.

The day went on fine, he stayed at his job til 8, but then he left. You quietly followed, wanting to catch him in the act. He... Went into the woods..? Was he actually fucking someone in the woods? Then you saw another person... But they seemed to not be aware of your husband being there. In fact, he was watching them... Stalking them like a predator would to a prey. The person was obviously wasted, having come in the woods to relieve themself.

Your dear husband got up from his hiding spot, and approached the person... And so you watched in horror as his limbs started twisting unnaturally, making popping and cracking sounds as, his skin changing it's color into a dark red, almost a bloody color. He turned into something incomprehensible... A monster.

His now inhumane looking jaw unclenched, opening so wide he could swallow a man whole, and he took a generous bite out of the person, their bloodcurdling screams not loud enough to bury the sound of your ears ringing.

Despite the scenery being hard to look at, you turned around to leave, but stumbled and fell down with a loud noise.

Your husband's head turned towards you slowly, and his smile fell.

The dream turned into a nightmare.

Man I just love creepy, cannibalistic, eldrich monsters/gods and not in an only ha they're sexy way (I blame the movie Ritual)

[daily-crabbys]

Today's crab is: WTF IS A KILOMETER 🇺🇸🦅💥💥

[edelgarfield]

i love shadowgast, i think their journey together learning how to be better people & healing is beautiful.

but nothing annoys me more than when Caleb gets all the credit for Essek's redemption arc, or when Essek's relationship with Caleb is automatically placed on a pedestal above his friendship with the rest of the Mighty Nein.

because it is straight up untrue. it wasn't even Caleb that did most of the legwork reaching out to Essek, it was Jester. Yes, their magic lessons, and Caleb's understanding went a long way towards showing Essek that he could change, but Jester was the one who consistently and repeatedly reached out to him. I am of the firm belief that without Jester, the Mighty Nein would never have gotten past Essek's initial standoffishness.

And furthermore, Caleb was Essek's friend first. I don't think it's ever been confirmed, but IMO most of Essek's initial attraction to Caleb was 1) academic 2) performative, and any genuine physical or romantic attraction didn't start developing until post-reveal. I'm not even convinced Essek was romantically interested in Caleb, or at least able to identify it as such, by the END of the campaign. Essek values Caleb primarily as a friend and any romance on top of that is a bonus.

Essek's relationship with Caleb is not inherently more important than his friendship with the rest of the Mighty Nein just because they're dating. He loves all of them, and expresses that multiple times at the end of CR2. It was their friendship that changed him, not his interest in Caleb. Caleb values the Mighty Nein's friendship more than whatever budding romance he had with Essek. Essek's entire life doesn't, nor should it revolve around Caleb! Caleb is an important part, yes, but he values and needs the love he receives from the rest of the Mighty Nein just as much.

As someone who's aro/ace-spectrum and has little to no interest in romance, every time I see Essek's relationship to the Mighty Nein reduced to his relationship with Caleb, it feels like a slap in the face. It validates my deepest fear that I'm just an accessory in my friends' lives, and that no matter how much I love them or what I do for them, I'm inevitably going to be discarded when someone they want to date comes along.

People will watch 500+ hours of a show that emphasizes over and over the importance of friendship and platonic love then turn around and reduce it to romance alone.

[nexadarling]

Time to be fucking sad. Vash talks to God exactly once in Trimax (as of the end of vol 10 at least). Like he goes into church once, laments about how he thinks he is unforgivable, but that's musing to himself. He's not actually talking to God or praying.

No, Vash talks to God exactly once, to ask for the only thing he ever requests. The only thing he wants, and the possibly the only thing he allows himself to want. And of course by the time he allows it, it's entirely too late.

Vash talks to God to ask for exactly one thing. To save Wolfwood, to let him live. So they can share their tomorrows. And by the time Vash lets himself ask for this one thing, he already knows how futile it is. Sitting next to his best friend, probably the only person who can come close to understanding him, he talks to God for the first time. And God does not answer.

[prncssguya]

the supreme court has ruled that presidents have full immunity for constitutional powers, the presumption of immunity for official acts, and no immunity for unofficial acts. the problem is that they did not define what an “official” or “unofficial” act is. they’re going to leave that to the lower courts. the president could essentially draft an order on an official letterhead and do whatever.

if trump wins, they have given him unchecked unlimited power to rule as a dictator. this is the endgame.

"Never in the history of our Republic has a President had reason to believe that he would be immune from criminal prosecution if he used the trappings of his office to violate the criminal law. Moving forward, however, all former Presidents will be cloaked in such immunity, If the occupant of that office misuses official power for personal gain, the criminal law that the rest of us must abide will not provide a backstop. With fear for our democracy, I dissent." — Justice Sotomayor

[bpdgotmelike]

have the biggest urge to self-destruct just so I can feel something

[blackbackedjackal]

Fuck the US housing market

[aw-tysm]

Some people seem to need this reminder.

"neurodivergent" and "neurotypical" was never meant to be a personality trait.

"neurodivergents are good at ___". And then lists some random human trait that anyone could be good at.

"neurotypicals are bad at ___". And then lists some random human trait that anyone could be bad at.

Whatever trait or symptom you seem to think makes a person "neurodivergent" is wrong. It's not a diagnosis. It's not personality. It's not a condition. It is an umbrella term for a bunch of disorders/conditions. If you don't have those then you're not ND, no matter how many "traits" you think you have.

"allistic" means not-autistic. It does NOT mean NO disorders/conditions.

Allistic still includes anyone with a disorder/condition that just isn't autism. INCLUDING anyone and everyone under the "ND" umbrella that isn't autistic.

[carracerbarbie]

Imane Khelif's next opponent is a Hungarian boxer (Hámori Luca) and the whole fucking country is celebrating her being so brave for fighting against a "biological male", calling her a hero and telling her to beat her up because she deserves it etc. Even the boxer posted that "she'll do her best even though it's not a fair fight" which is vile. Every right wing media outlet is using this as an opportunity to portray Hungary as the defender of conservative christian values against the woke west. I'm so fucking angry and frustrated I could cry.

[beardedhandstoadshark]

Hey. Fun fact.

Germany is replaying the beginning of the Third Reich now.

The Too-German-Didn’t-Read is that main guys of the right-extremist party that is currently on a major rise, AfD, met with actual neo-nazis discussing plans to deport millions of people, those being anyone whose families came here after WW2 + anyone helping immigrants and refugees, to a fucking "Model State in North Africa“ specifically conscripted for the sole purpose of keeping them there.

And a good chunk of the other politicians plus the main law council itself that could do anything against it is saying it can’t ban them because the AfD isn’t proven to be acting in incitement enough.

Fun.

[honeypleasejustkillme]

no, this year has kicked me around like a fucking hackie sack

i don’t wanna do this anymore

pls kill me

[nickel156]

Found more Elucien fan-art from SJM Pinterest board

So when audible's social media intern is an Elriel.

You can politely tell them to fuck right off!

[fionapplespiano]

BEAU DEMAYO SAID THAT THEY'RE NOT USING TIME TRAVEL TO REVERSE GENOSHA

WHAT ABOUT GAMBIT

WHAT ABOUT DAZZLER

WHAT ABOUT SQUID BOY

WHAT ABOUT LEECH

WHAT ABOUT THE MORLOCKS

WHAT ABOUT BANSHEE

WHAT ABOUT MARROW

WHAT ABOUT SHAW- actually I’m fine with him being dead

BEAU DEMAYO I'M IN YOUR WALLS

[imagine-darksiders]

I DONT WANT OT HAVE TO DOWNLOAD AN APP JUST TO BE ABLE TO DRIVE MY CAAAARRRRRR