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marzipanladyart · 5 months ago

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I've hired this thing to stare at you

#I pay him 1$ a year for it #ffvii #ff7 #sketch #professor hojo #my pencil didnt want to sharpen nicely so I gave up on making it a proper drawing :(( maybe gonna redraw one day #artists on tumblr #shinra #my creepy art #(if you look closely the scrunchie is Heide's eyes colored)

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backpackingspace · 7 months ago

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Odysseus with his head in his wife's lap, happily not paying attention to anything, humming one of athenas song and carving something

Some random guy: your majesty----

Odysseus: not bothering to sit up: whatever my wife decided is fine.

#the odyssey #epic the musical #Odysseus #Penelope #Odypen #Post-canon my beloved #Odysseus tried to hold court exactly one time before he 1. Realized he's very out of date with everything and #2. Remembered that these meetings sucked so much #Odysseus then quickly climbed into his wife's lap and was like penelopes been ruling for 20 years she's got this #The first time someone tried to insist that it wasn't acceptable for penelope to answer ody nearly killed the guy #Nobody tried to force the issue after that #The only time odysseus sits up to contribute is to be like 'no no we can take that route now I killed the monster that lived there years ag #This is not to say he isn't listening and paying attention! He is! He's just scoping everybody's out #Noticing who's more pushy when they're trying to deal with penelope than they are with him #He's got twenty years of politics to catch up on! And he's going to be sneaky about it #Odysseus post return gaining a reputation for being uninvolved and uncaring only to pull the rug out from underneither the other person #Penelope is a okay with this for many many reasons #First off her system is one of beauty and the fact that her husband didn't spend all her hard work to take back over the second he came bac #Is rare and penelope is grateful everyday for who she married #Second she gets to show off look at how well she did odysseus look at how clever she is ody ody watch as I scam these people isn't that hot #(It is and yes of course odysseus was watching)#Penelope enjoying how odysseus lays out over her like a lazy lion #It scratches her possessive side to show him off like this and she gets to play with his hair #Telemachus attending some of these meetings to learn (tm) and spending the whole time deeply embarrassed #Odypen being 🥰🤝 rat bastards in love

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twetterbirdy · 5 months ago

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First • Prev • Next • Usernames • Masterlist

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shippyo · 8 months ago

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Mr dark ‼️‼️‼️

#shippysillyart #fanart #rayman in the phantom show #rayman fanart #rayman #mr dark rayman #mr dark #Been 1 billion years aaaa #i payed attention at the snail of my ear when it whispered to draw him #i think i made it look very good #specially fugly<3 #he is so cute #anyways -shippy dies again

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art-from-the-juice-box · 1 year ago

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gen loss dump part 2 :]

i have a gen loss playlist so the last two was me hitting randomize and drawing a pic based on the song before it finished. the second one technically isn’t that cause charlie’s inferno isn’t on apple music cause they hate me so it’s way more of the song out of spite because they wouldn’t give it to me.

#spotify is prolly better (definitely is for finding playlists i use spotify to find playlists still and then add those songs to my own lmao #but dad pays for a family apple music subscription and free music streaming is infinitely better then paying for my own spotify #also my wound reference i feel like i let him off easy from the seven foot tall wire security monster #but idk this was drawn a year ago idk what i was doing #like i agree w the vest just being REALLLL bad bruising and internal stuff but i feel like he had wayyyy more open area besides that to get #fucked up besides just his arms #but i guess since the wire monster also got turned off by the button since it didn’t immediately go at ranboo next then maybe that’s still #reasonable idk #generation loss #generation loss fanart #ranboo fanart #continuing my not spamming tags trend so even though i bc puls have tagged all three of them im not gonna #still posting this primarily for me and for everyone else second #OH THE OUTFITS ARE FROM MY PIN BOARDS #I MAKE OUTFIT BOARDS FOR EVERYTHING ITS SO FUN #LIKE EVERY FANDOM IVE POSTED HERE HAS ONE #ITS BAD #and then irl i wear sweats and t shirt lmao #i found mouse trap game board earrings #i spend too much time on those finding highly specific bullshit #the jrwi one is especially cringe cause i have a different section for all of the what ifs #and that shit lasted one (1) episode #also the full color drawing i’m so >:| about it #i need to practice coloring sooooo badly but i always get frustrated w it #i need to slow tf down idk #but thats also from nearly a year ago so

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obsob · 1 year ago

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do you make enough money from selling prints in etsy to sustain your life? how are you able to afford this beautiful house and time to crochet and go on walks and all of that? i’m not asking for nosiness but because i’m trying to figure out what i would need to do in order to make my life financially sustainable… is art an option… etc

short answer i mooch off my bf <333333333333333

#long answer part 1: i make enough off my etsy to afford my stuff (and i really don't buy much) and help out w th food bills where i can etc #i hvnt been able to do much of that OR save anything for the past couple months bc i hvnt been selling much BUT . things are beginning #to pick up again and i hve new stock to add when i get back from holidays :3 #i have a smallish job lined up from my agent which is exciting! but hopefully i will make enough w her doing picture books etc to be able #to pay my keep / save more etc! i hve been anxious abt money this past months but thats just more so money for me to spend on small stuff :#i also dont drive so . i dont rlly hve many outwards expenses . im very lucky to have him hes very kind and lovely !!#if i wasnt w him and he didnt hve a house i would still b living w my mama which i did since i left uni!#long answer part 2: i always make time for goofing off during my work day. always!!!#part of the joys of being a freelancer! i can do what i want!!#i can share my routine in more detail if u guys want but i dont start work until abt 2pm-ish most days bc i dont rlly work well in the #mornings. when i hve more work that might change!! i have enough on to keep me busy but im not rlly hvin 2 manage my time u kno #im very very lucky to be in such a comfortable position :3 i hope one day u can be as comfy !!#oh also. i think once the agency work kicks in i will b fine financially ! and also u can absolutely make a living off etsy when its good #its very good for me ! i was very comfy financially around xmas last year i made a lot #u can do it u can do it !! art will always sell !!

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chaosinstigator · 9 months ago

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Just a heads up, I will not be watching the rest of the season. Daniel was my main reason for watching and this whole ordeal has made me so angry and sad that I really can’t put myself through watching it without him in a car knowing he would be there if he could. I can’t and I won’t do that to myself.

#daniel ricciardo #dr3 #dr #f1 #formula 1 #it’s one thing if he left bc he wanted to #but the last thing he wanted to was retire end up until last Friday he was sure he was driving next year too #fuck Red Bull fuck vcarb fuck f1 fuck it fucking all #I’m not doing this #I’ll keep posting daniel bc he is well bc he’s my guy #might sprinkle in some other f1 that crosses my timeline but I won’t be actively paying attention or watching bc I don’t care anymore #they ruined him ruined his career and so yeah I’m done I’m just fucking done #joey rambles

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fallloverfic · 5 months ago

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I know Netflix is garbage, but I am so tired of all the bullshit with official Nocturne Olrox merch. He's available on precisely two (technically three if you count the blu-ray) things: a blind box keychain set where you have a 1 in 11 chance to get him and it's over $100 to get an assured chance of getting him, and an expensive statue. So we've got gambling, and now Dark Horse Direct had manufacturing issues and have had to cancel pre-orders for the statue (though they've said they're going to put up pre-orders for it again soon).

Like... could you idiots at Netflix just design more merch of him? He's really popular.

(Yes, I'm aware fan merch exists, but I would also love official merch where I can get it)

#olrox #castlevania: nocturne #castlevania nocturne #and make it something that doesn't involve gambling?#I'm happy to pay a pretty penny for nice merch so long as it's not say that Skeletor bust expensive #without the stupid gambling element #is this solely because I'm debating including him more in this fanfic I'm writing lol #I do have one or two very lovely Olrox fan merch keychains #and they are likely all I'm going to get at this rate lol #besides the blu-ray for season 1 #and hopefully season 2 #I am also very aware that manufacturing problems happen and merch takes time to produce #I am not complaining about waiting I have waited a long time on a lot of merch before even years #I am frustrated that my options for getting stuff of a character I like #are either gambling #or an expensive statue that might not ever manifest #I also don't tend to buy big statues due to cost and space reasons #and this is the second in this kind of statue disappointment #but hey it's better than the other one which is just like #yeah your preorder is on backorder into eternity please don't cancel #we'll get more soon #uh huh

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pawnedprince · 3 months ago

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i love how hanush is being described as "ordered to leave" and turn over hans' holdings to him. like yeah you better fuckin leave, i'm chasing you out of here myself.

#♕ ↣ ooc .#♕ ↣ headcanon .#i'm hanush's no 1 hater frrrr #me: i don't want kcd3 to go that far into the future #also me: god rattay getting invaded in 1410 is so fuckin juicy tho #like he's fr gonna force hans to get married and STILL holds his lands from him for another NINE YEARS #and becomes a robber baron to pay off his debts?#i'm lighting the torches rn

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maironsbigboobs · 4 months ago

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my dad is actually pissing me off now like dude you have to solve your own problems at some point!!!!

#he has a debt and they are going to take legal action #its less than £300 he could like... even TRY and get a job but he doesn't try he just watches reels all day #like dude i get it you are nearly sixty and have a bad back but the reality is you need money #and i can't afford to pay for all his expenses and frankly why should i have to #and like the dwp told him to apply for pip he asked me to do it for him #but when i started asking him for the info i needed he just said forget it because it was too much effort #like dude. you have barely £300 a month & debts to car insurance and mechanics and to your own child #not to mention you have been homeless on our couch for almost year without paying so much as 1 grocery bill #i think it is time for a bit of effort #vent #it just drives me mad i have to be the one to solve everyone's problems !!!

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sysig · 5 months ago

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Always Webkinzing (Patreon)

#Doodles #Webkinz #OFF #Helix #Dexter Favin #Max Vyer #Mix of old and new doodles now that we're coming up on the end of the year #Don't worry about what day it is pay no attention to the calendar sh shh the year is coming to a close #That first Zum doodle was from fairly early in the year! Well before I got back into playing #I just always love Zums they're always waiting in the wings of my mind #Hehe #That particular Peeky isn't a perfect matching of anyone but they're not that far off from Zana I suppose :0 #No reference doodling strikes again lol #I have since looked Very Closely at Zum designs they are always so interesting to me <3 #I'd like to study their rarity sometime again too ahh the fun! I really wish Zumwhere wasn't a Deluxe unlock hweh #Spider plush! Fake fan that's not even a Webkinz! I wish it was tho #No we picked him up while out Webkinz thrifting - did find my lilKinz Lioness during the same run! Score!#But I mean - he's a plush spider how could I not get him he's so cute #I believe his name is Peepers as well like - I had no choice here I Couldn't Not it was very important #He lives in the plush hammock in smol and my room now :) And he's very cute! Little bow tie ahh adorable #More characters through the Webkinzifier! Yaaay #Had to toss an Elsen through - little marshmallow lads! Make a little Zone 1/2/3 room - 2 would be a library so that's easy #3's factory aesthetic probably Could be copied...there's even a Wonka-style candy factory oh no lol too perfect #I imagine Elsens would be on the weaker side and would get sick more often - if Dr. Quack was still /here/! Pffbtl #And then Dex and Max <3 Obviously hehe ♥#The funnest part really is thinking about what their PSF and PSI would be - Max's are so easy to imagine especially!#A big fluffy bed and something with a silver spoon - maybe even a reference to his ''special candy'' pft #Caleb's could be a poisoned sandwich lol #They're so cute hhh <3 So much of the fun of Webkinz is the plush-to-life aspect! I want a Max plush and little playable guy!#The real appeal of making plushies at the same time as coding things haha

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razielim · 2 months ago

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aw hell, now i'm getting scam texts with job offers??

scam texts are one thing, scam emails with job offers are another, but an unholy combination of the two? the world not ending with y2k was a mistake

#ich #dad says i'm always the trial piggie for scams #bc he always hears about these things on the news and starts getting them himself #1-2 years after i complain to him about a new scam #which i guess that's.... good #the EZ-pass scam really had him convinced #bc he's had to pay REAL fees before plenty of times #and then he remembered i'd complained about this exact thing #and double checked with me whether it was legit #it is weird tho since he and i have consecutive phone numbers #why am i the piggie?

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bibleofficial · 9 months ago

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wallpaper is insane like u find a product w an ugly print ? wallpaper it. just multiple uncoordinated things put together ? wallpaper it. ugly door ? wallpaper it. ugly wall ? landlord won’t let me wallpaper it

#stream #tumblrs aging demographic etc but this was actually abt diys #the years of getting very stoned & watching the sorry girls & not even remembering what the original video was have prepared me to diy #everything #like ALSKALSKALSKLAKSLAKAA i love pullin shit out the trash like u don’t want it ? i do ‼️#i can REPURPOSE IT #i think it’s so funny #like the way i was raised was to recycle or whatever but my father also raised us to save everything bc what if u need the parts u know dads #so i just do. one of my core memories from ‘a child’ i was probably in like 8th grade at this point was when the hubcap of my fathers car #fell off his old as dirt hunk of junk older than me automobile & he was too cheap to pay like 25$ for a new 1 so he took my brother & i to #this like drainage ditch expecting US to go poke around in there & get it & i said absolutely fuckin not #bc this same man would tell us - bc we had to buy our own toys so like we u know saved whenever we got money from bday or christmas or u #know manual labour in exchange for money bc ok yea at least he taught us to demand what ur worth w that but it was like 5c ea pinecone 1c ea #stick or like ‘help me repair the roof’ ‘pressure wash the fence’ i was like 9 ALSKALSKALKSLAKSLAAKS - he’d take us to the toy store &#we’d bring our money but instead we’d go to the hardware store & do all the errands & force us to do everything w him then he’d just say #‘yea it’s too late for that sorry’ like it was just. captive audience. this man is the reason i don’t go anywhere unless i know i can leave #on my own or when i want somehow bc girl …. I DONT TRUST ANYBODY HES A LIAR & A SCAMMER LIKE #but that’s just family heritage it’s genetic we’re a long line of liars & scammers but the buck ends here bc i’m not having bio children #or any children #lord knows i’ll be dead long before the chance could arise #i shouldn’t say things like that but ALSKALKSLAKSLAKSLAKSLA WE KNEW WE’D DIE YOUNG #this started w wallpaper #i’m so high #also very very bored #i’ve to do dishes & i absolutely 100% do not want to i hate dishes so fucking much i hate doing them i hate being around them i hate seeing

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orcelito · 3 months ago

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Oh yeah yesterday I went to my C programming professor's office hours to ask about what's being covered in class tomorrow. Since I can't go bc of my PT appointment overlapping with it & I'm apparently the kind of student that cares about attending every single class now.

While I was there, I ended up chatting with him about a few things, including my current standing in the class. He asked what I got on the midterm exam, & I answered it was an 87, and he told me I was one of the top 5 or 6 scores in the Whole Class (this being a like. Maybe 70 or so person class). Top score was a 92 or 93 (idr lol) & the class average was a 72. Apparently there were a few of us in the upper 80s/lower 90s, but most people got 70s or lower. And once he does the curve on the exam, he said I'd probably end up with a 97 or so on the exam. So yay!!!

And then he told me how he's noticed how I come to class every day and am really active with taking notes and answering questions. Bc I also sit up front all the time lmao. Hadn't even realized how much of a damned teacher's pet I've been being, but I've been Trying to be a good student this year. But he said I was the type of student that if I got an 88% or smth in the class, he'd likely bump me up to a 90% so I'd get an A lol. But he also said so long as I keep up with how I have been, I could possibly get a 100% in the class by the end (bc I've been there for all the extra credit questions in class and whatever).

And just. I went there bc I wanted to make sure I didn't miss anything important in class on Wednesday, and I ended up having my ego stroked for Real. Felt good to have my efforts be recognized.

#speculation nation #now if only i could care that much for my web coding class. but oh well im still keeping up even if its a reluctant shamble much of the time #other stuff we talked about was how im graduating this semester & how i plan to stay in indiana to work #bc i have family here & i like the relatively low cost of living. & im not particularly ambitious.#just wanna make enough money to live comfortably. dont need anything fancy beyond that.#& he talked about how that's a good outlook in life. how he's known ppl who went to fuckin silicon valley or whatever #with high paying jobs. but the cost of living is so high that theyre effectively not making much more money than here #he said smth about like. a $70k salary has just as much strength here than a $120k salary there. smth around those #& he praised me on how i seem genuine and hard-working. so he thinks im gonna do just fine in the industry 🥺🥺🥺#i kinda wanted to keep chatting with him but i had to go to bowling class lol. ended up late to it even #bc i checked my phone for the time while chatting and went Oh Fuck bc it wss 1 min after the class started hfkshfks had to rush off then #but yeah makes me feel very nice about that class. i think it rly is my favorite class this semester.#web programming is pretty rewarding and im glad im taking it. but i was basically a complete newbie in html css and javascript #so ive spent quite a lot of time wanting to tear out my fucking HAIR over these labs. b4 it clicks and im like Haha yayy :3 #i like C programming bc it's just so much more logical and regimented. it IS the language that got me to give up my engineering degree #since i was thinking about computer engineering. took my first coding class freshman year. and went 'i love this. i want to do CS now'#didnt do that obviously. but im happy where ive ended up. i wouldnt wanna be a programmer lol #and then my quality engineering in IT class. it's certainly engaging. it's the class i constantly have presentations in tho #had Another one this morning. blah! good to keep in practice but i still dont rly enjoy public speaking lmao #probably the most work intensive of my classes. interesting but Blegh #C programming i just keep up with the labs and do the exams and it's wonderful... so logical and comforting...#oh yeah web programming i also have a few presentations. also gotta fucking. code my project pages by next week 😭😭😭#i think it's just the html and css? no javascript yet. thank god. javascript is by far the hardest to learn #but css is so finicky too!!!! ive been struggling with trying to move these fucking input boxes around #i wanna have them on the right!! but they wont go there!!! gotta poke at it more. at least i managed to finish building the form.#still have to finish the lab tho. that was due 2 days ago. lol. also have another one due sunday. AND the project pages. gah!!!#they havent even graded the wireframes yet. i wanted their feedback b4 proceeding to coding >:( oh well #anyways yeah..im keeping busy lol

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jaredhopworthfan · 1 year ago

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one of my biggest fears is that jared hopworth wont be in the magnus protocol at all. i miss my wife.

#i miss my wife tails i miss him a lot. ill be back #jared hopworth #is literally my wife and were married of 1 year and a few months #and if i dont see him in the magnus protocol ill die i will pay rudty quill my entire paycheck just to see jared in there.#bonus points if im also there and we are married

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benechillax · 1 year ago

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man i think i’m 5 seconds away from a mental breakdown

#I’m actually running out of money now despite working 6 days a week and making 6 figures #Because I bought my acreage with my brother and factored him paying 1/3 of the expenses BUT he’s decided to be unemployed for 1.5 years #I pay the mortgage mortgage insurance utilities internet groceries #I have $800/month in student loan payments #I have to spend like $150/week on gas because my commute is 2 hrs round trip every day #I only eat one meal a day usually because I don’t have the time to grocery shop or cook usually and my brother only cooks for himself #I do all of the chores and at least 1/2 of the yard work #I have the heaviest workload of any of my coworkers (which has been acknowledged but my manager says his hands are tied #Because if he took work off of my plate he’s have to give it to someone else and there is no one else)#I’m being severely underpaid at my job ($4 under the STARTING wage for a pharmacist now despite me working there for 3 years.#But I “got the largest raise last year” lmfao #I’ve been seeing someone but he works nights and his schedule is wack and it results in me going to bed at 3am some nights #I’m also on call this week so I have to be ready to answer calls at any time past 11pm #My hair is legit pulling out in clumps and my hair is half of my personality :(#i’m about to mcfuckin lose it #Brain feels like mashed potato #Oh also I’m on my fucking period

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