#I still love Harry Potter... And I really want to watch Fantastic Beasts ...
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dmitri-smerdyakov · 7 months ago
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I want to be really real with you all because I’m well aware that the reason most people followed me between 2016 and 2019 was because of my Fantastic Beasts / Newtina fics, and because I need to get it off my chest anyway.
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(This is a screenshot of a post sent to me by one of my friends on Instagram, hence the language difference)
I’m not terribly shocked that it appears that we’ll never get another Fantastic Beasts film again. The last two underperformed considerably compared to the first film, and both were in general less well-received by both the critics and the general audience than the first film. While the third film was overall an improvement in many ways, it still wasn’t the same caliber as the first FB, let alone the eight Harry Potter movies before it.
I am in two minds about this: on the one hand, I completely agree that we need to stop giving that woman money - the money she gets from Harry Potter and the Wizarding World is funnelled directly from her bank account into anti-trans groups. I hope that if people really must watch the money grabbing TV show they’re planning, then they’ll at least pirate it so as to not give HBO or WB any views, but I’m sure people will watch it anyway because people are nostalgic and they value nostalgia over decency. JKR aside, however, it’s the sad truth that the second and third films were nowhere near the same level as the first for so many reasons - the writing quality went downhill, there were too many plots and characters, too much retconning etc.
All of this said, I have to admit that a part of me is disappointed by the news.
In late 2016 and throughout 2017-2018, FB was a HUGE part of my life; it was a comfort for me when my Nan died, writing the fanfics and posting about the film brought so many amazing people into my life, and for a long time it was an obsessive special interest of mine. I have FB and HP tattoos (my first five are all WW related as a matter of fact), I spent so much time watching the first film and writing fanfic and I even cosplayed as Tina. Despite the troubles within the fandom I later had, the first film was still a huge part of my early adult life.
I’m disappointed because while there was an air of finality to the third film (which I knew they’d do because they wanted to see how the third film performed before deciding whether to do more or to scrap it), there’s still so much that we were told we’d see and plot lines that were never fully realised: how Nagini went from CoG to being Voldemort’s snake, the Grindeldore battle of 1945, etc.
I am also tremendously disappointed that despite Newt being the lead and Tina being his love interest (and the knowledge that they were endgame), we never got to see their relationship play out beyond the fact they clearly liked each other. We got Jacob and Queenie’s wedding but not Newt and Tina’s - we never even saw Newtina kiss, and they were supposedly the main couple of the series. As someone whose blog used to be “newt-loves-tina” and who’s written about fifty Newtina fanfics over the years, I can’t hide that it disappoints me that we’ll never get to see them again, especially given Eddie and Katherine’s close friendship and chemistry.
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Part of the lack of Newtina is no doubt because of how dirty the second and third film did Tina/Katherine - you’ll never convince me that it’s a pure coincidence that JK went from “Tina is my girl” and shouting Katherine’s praises to reducing her role to a tiny cameo in SoD after Katherine publicly posted her support for trans people. Her slightly reduced role in the second film was more down to there being far too many characters and plot lines so NONE of the characters got the focus they needed, but the third film…that was definitely intentional. People have tried to blame Katherine getting COVID in March 2020 for it when the film didn’t start filming until September 2020, by which time both Jude and Katherine were doing press for The Third Day show and she was talking about her experience with COVID. The way Katherine refused to promote SoD (to the point of attending the London premiere to sign things for fans and hang out with Eddie, posting photos of herself at the premiere but NOT mentioning the film at any point or tagging it in her post whilst still tagging all of her stylists/make up people/brands) speaks for itself.
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I am upset because Tina was my favourite character when I watched the first film, so much so that I cut my hair into a bob, cosplayed as her, my first tattoo was her wand, I bought her locket, etc. I literally saw so much of myself in her that it was a little bizarre: the older sister whose younger sister is more bubbly/sociable/considered the pretty one and who baked/cooked, the shyness, the sense of duty, the willingness to break the rules if it went against her moral code… I saw a lot of myself in her, more than I did any other character, and I was so excited to see what happened with her character next.
Most importantly, however, I am upset because while JKR is a horrible human being who I despise with all my heart, we’ve lost positive autistic representation in Newt Scamander.
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I’ve spoken before about how finding out Newt was played by Eddie as autistic helped me come to terms with and feel proud of my own diagnosis between 2019 (when I first got referred) and 2022 (when I finally got my letter confirming the diagnosis). Seeing Newt be the hero and not be treated like a joke for being autistic meant (and still does mean) the world to me - and I know it meant so much to a lot of us who are on the spectrum who watched the film and saw ourselves in Newt, who saw ourselves be the hero for once. I remember going to see SoD on opening day with my sister and seeing a young boy on the row in front getting so excited at seeing Newt that he flapped his hands excitedly and bounced in his seat. I remember getting emotional when I noticed Newt stimming with his coat pocket multiple times. I still think about how I was lucky enough to thank Eddie in person for playing Newt as autistic.
It’s just another reason that I hate JKR - her bigotry (as well as the subpar writing in the second and third film) undeniably contributed to people boycotting the film, which has meant WB has discontinued it - and we will no longer see an autistic person as the hero. Her decision to go down the rabbit hole of transphobia (and a number of other different prejudices) is absolutely a contributing factor in the decision to cancel the series, and because that’s a reason more personal to me, I will always hate her.
(I already hate her anyway just for the fact she is in fact a despicable person)
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joannerowling · 5 months ago
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do you think they'll ever go for another HP spinoff? Both Cursed Child and Fantastic Beasts received poor or mixed reviews at best and were not that popular (I don't think anyone has ever referenced them IRL in my experience) so I doubt they'll be trying another spinoff anytime soon. Perhaps after the HP show is over in a decade? I really hope not lol, I found both CC and FB incredibly uninteresting and basic (Ezra Miller and Johnny Depp really turned me off too lol) and I figure any other spin off would be just as disappointing.
I also think the terminally online fans going "No one wants this! we want a spinoff about the founders or marauders!" are so incredibly out of touch. the HP show everyone will watch, however no one would care about either of those except super duper HP fans. If I said "marauders" IRL I highly doubt anyone would even know what I'm referencing. Also why on earth would they take a gamble on a new show after CC and FB flopped? and these terminally online JKR haters complaining about the show and screaming for a Jegulus spinoff instead also hated and complained about CC and FB for the most part? it's such a bizarre reaction that is based exclusively in 'I hate jkr and want to complain' instead of any actual desires on their part IMO
Will there ever be another HP spinoff?
Short answer: probably not.
Long answer: they can only greenlight a project with JKR's approval, so it really all depends on her. She's clearly not interested in writing more original Potter books right now, but she's ok letting others play with the IP in various media and/or commercial forms (except novels; duh, she's not stupid), so long as her specific wishes on some topics are met. So far, pretty successfully:
Theatre : Cursed Child, while hated by a vocal minority of (essentially book) fans, is a commercial and critical hit, winning several awards and touring in multiple countries while playing non-stop on the West End.
Video Games : Obviously a quite successful format, from the popular smartphone mini-games to Hogwarts Legacy. Nobody cared that much about HL's story, its success came down to the fun of actually getting to explore Hogwarts, Hogsmeade, etc.
Park theme(s) : Very successful and not to be underestimated creativity-wise, between decors, costumes, ancilliary products, etc. Again, the appeal is immersion and exploration rather than rides.
Supplementary non-fiction material : The "Hogwarts Library" supplementary books deepening the universe's lore have always been hits, hence WB using them as a base to develop FB.
Fantastic Beasts movie series (and the whole "wizarding world" brand) : The big disappointment. It didn't start so bad, the first was a success and well received. The second was too complicated and lost the GP, but still made money; and the third was better received but not well enough to save it. Still, even Secrets was more of a flop than a bomb (it made back its Covid-inflated budget twice after all, not enough to make a profit but better than nothing).
At some point, if i'm a WB exec and i'm a little smart, i start to notice patterns:
Normie fans and GA don't want new "wizarding world" stories: they want an immersive experience. Movies are a bad format for that. You just can't cram too much stuff in a movie without shit becoming real expensive real fast.
Book fans hate everything new in general, even with Jo's involvement it's getting touchy after FB and CC. (I'm sure an original novel would work but even that's risky and she's not interested anyways.)
On the other hand, book fans also famously disliked the movies, so a new, more faithful adaptation might interest them. Normie fans and GA too: they already know the story, so it's accessible, and parents would love sharing it with their kids.
Sales show that people in general are definitely still massively attached to Harry Potter, so it's worth investing.
TV adaptations of books following disappointing movies have been pretty successful recently: BBC/HBO's HDM, Netflix's Series of Unfortunate Events, etc.
TV's not a bad format for immersive story-telling. Not the best, but you have more screen time and it's usually cheaper to produce than films and more character driven, meaning more opportunities to add details and play with them. Enough "new" elements to stand apart from the movies and excite fans, but no risk of messing with canon.
For WB, a remake is a great middle ground to work with JKR in spite of her controversies: she's involved, but not too involved, because the story isn't a new one. It's not like she's writing an original script for them, she's just consulting to make sure they're not messing up. And for Jo? Also greatly convenient! She gets to make money with minimal work. She's a very busy woman you see, and she's got expenses (those rape crisis centers aren't paying for themselves).
Conclusion : Spin-offs = bad, expensive ideas almost bound to fail, unless they were adaptations of a new, critically acclaimed original novel by JKR, which will not happen any time soon. Remake = safer, actually something people want to see (or could be persuaded to watch if initially unconvinced, for the hardcore movie fans). Movies are (kinda) out, shows are (still) in. Carpe Diem, etc.
Will there specifically ever be a Marauders spinoff?
With the disclaimer that i'm not JKR so i can't actually know that but: no. Never. Not even a remote possibility, won't ever happen in a thousand years.
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wizengamot-chiefwarlock · 4 months ago
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Oh my god I just noticed you also love Fantastic Beasts, Sherlock and Cormoran Strike 🥺✨Literally the best things ever besides Harry Potter
But about HP yapping- I’ve gotten really into a specific smaller Potter character ( Scabior the Snatcher ) and so I’d love to hear what you think about this character - book!verse & movie!verse if you’re up to it!
Yess!! JKR's works seem to form more than half of my interests, lmao- and of course, I love Sherlock too <3 I'm going to be honest, I wouldn't have recognised the name 'Scabior' if you hadn't mentioned that he was a Snatcher. Whenever I reread that part, I'm generally busy being worried about the Golden Trio, and being disgusted at Greyback-- so I've hardly noticed the rest of the Snatchers before.
So-- Scabior!
“Check the list, Scabior.” said Greyback, and Harry head him move sideways to look down at Ron, instead. “And what about you, Ginger?” “Stan Shunpike.” said Ron. “Like ’ell you are.” said the man called Scabior. “We know Stan Shunpike, ’e’s put a bit of work our way.”
Clearly, Scabior and his group have fractionally more awareness than the group that had previously caught Ron, seeing as they know who the real Stan Shunpike is.
"A Weasley?” rasped Greyback. “So you’re related to blood traitors even if you’re not a Mudblood. And lastly, your pretty little friend...” The relish in his voice made Harry’s flesh crawl. “Easy, Greyback.” said Scabior over the jeering of the others.
Here's something interesting. All the other Snatchers seem to have no qualms about Greyback's desire to bite Hermione- Scabior alone advises Greyback to control himself. Personally, I find it unlikely that this is out of sympathy for Hermione; it's probably because watching Greyback attack Hermione isn't something he fancies doing. Regardless, this is the only, very minor redeeming quality that Scabior seems to possess, in contrast to the obvious rashness of the other Snatchers.
Another thing that we notice is the way he addresses Greyback. I don't think it would be easy to be able to comfortably speak to a werewolf who is widely known to have a taste for human flesh even in human form. Greyback would naturally pose a threat to the Snatchers themselves as well as he would to their victims.
“Who’s in charge here?” roared Greyback, covering his moment of inadequacy.
Scabior, however, is able to speak to Greyback normally- casually, even. Greyback may be in charge, but Scabior is clearly handling some of the responsibility as well in leading the group, as we mostly see him and Greyback speaking, while the other Snatchers barely utter a couple words. Scabior is focused on the job, and seems to be in charge of keeping Greyback in check so that the latter doesn't end up attacking all of their captured victims before they receive their award.
“... What house were you in at Hogwarts?” “Slytherin,” said Harry automatically. “Funny ’ow they all thinks we wants to ’ear that.” leered Scabior out of the shadows. “But none of ’em can tell us where the common room is.”
“’ang on a minute, Greyback! Look at this, in the Prophet!” “’ermione Granger,”’ Scabior was saying, “‘the Mudblood who is known to be traveling with ’arry Potter.”’
Two instances of intellect from Scabior there- understanding the thought processes of their various victims and being ready to challenge them with a question that only Slytherins (generally) would know; and recognising Hermione from the Daily Prophet, which Greyback and the others failed to do. To them, Hermione wasn't as important as Harry [10 Galleons for catching a Mudblood, while 200,000 Galleons for catching Harry Potter], but he still recognises her- and it is entirely because of this revelation that they realise who Harry is.
"... I say we take him straight to You-Know-Who.” “Will you summon ’im? ’ere?” said Scabior, sounding awed, terrified. (...) “. . . completely sure it’s him? ’Cause if it ain’t, Greyback, we’re dead.”
Like most of Voldemort's followers, Scabior possesses an equal degree of awe and fear of Voldemort (I'm sure he'd never even met Voldemort in person). Again, we see how he is generally less rash than Greyback-- he wants to be absolutely sure that they've caught Harry, while Greyback is ready to rush off on a whim.
Scabior in the films was decidedly more sinister and was meant to be more violent.
Scenes that were cut from the film involved Scabior being violent and perverse. Nick Moran (Scabior's actor) said: "It's all very reminiscent of Germany in the 1930s. I give Ron Weasley a proper kicking and call him Ginger. Then I sniff Hermione and say: "You're going to be my favourite". If you take the wands out, it's something out of an Eli Roth movie." [Harry Potter Wiki]
He's seen wearing Hermione's scarf, and suffers a far more brutal punishment at the hands of Bellatrix, compared to the books. [in the books, he's merely Stunned, while in the movie, he's briefly strangled.
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All in all- Scabior and Greyback are a representation of the less sophisticated side of Voldemort's followers-- they're sent out to do all the legwork, catching truants in return for gold. To say he completely lacks intelligence would be wrong; he certainly does possess more intellect and understanding than other Snatchers, at least.
Ty for the ask! It was interesting to analyse a character we know so little about. Curious to know what made you interested in him!
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bisluthq · 6 months ago
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JK Rowling is a horrible person and I don’t blame anyone for disliking Harry Potter as a result. But I also think it’s weird that movies produced by Harvey Weinstein or directed by Roman Polanski don’t get the same treatment. If you say you love Rosemary’s Baby or a Tarantino movie no one will bat an eye, but if you bring up Harry Potter there’s so many people that will complain about you supporting JK Rowling. I don’t even know if it’s to do with misogyny or if it’s people who think hating on popular things is cool and have chosen to use JK Rowling being a terf as an excuse. I’m not talking about people who were fans and can’t bring themselves to enjoy the books and films anymore. It’s just that the response to someone enjoying Harry Potter feels so much bigger than to other media created by problematic people. People choose they want to hate someone and then they look up what they’ve done to use as an excuse for their hatred, so it wouldn’t surprise me if it’s the people who’ve always disliked Harry Potter using it as a “gotcha” to people who still like it. I also think there’s a difference between people enjoying the films and actually supporting her. You could watch a DVD you’ve own since you were 12 and not give a single penny to the woman. You could buy the books second hand. You could make your own Hogwarts house scarf. I don’t know where I’m going with this, I saw a tweet about the Harry Potter films and I started thinking about how people usually react to anyone bringing up Harry Potter (I didn’t look at the replies of this particular tweet so I don’t know what people were saying)
I tend to agree with you. I don’t know if it’s misogyny or just that… being a Harry Potter adult (same as a Disney adult or whatever) is pretty “lame” (consciously problematic word choice) so people can mock it from a high horse of like “JKR is a bad person”. Which she is. And obviously being into Harry Potter as an adult is pretty fucking uncool lmao. But also like… idk man if someone is happy with their little hogwarts crap or wants to reread passages of a book that made them super happy and got them into reading or watch a movie that they loved then fuck it let them do it. I’ve got a Harry Potter mug that I’ve had for forever and I’m not gonna throw it in the trash because JKR is a massive transphobe. I wouldn’t go out and buy a new one but I also don’t know that I’d have bought a new Harry Potter mug now even if she was a good person. My brother has some Ravenclaw paraphernalia and fuck it, I think it makes him happy. I’ve got all the original books (most in the hard cover pressing) and I’ve got the DVDs somewhere. What I wouldn’t do is go and watch new Fantastic Beasts thingies in the cinema and that I actually maybe would like to do but I won’t because I don’t want to support her but the rest of it… doesn’t really support her? If I had kids, I don’t think I’d read them Harry Potter and less because she’s a bad person and more because I’ve realized a bunch of shit in those books is problematic and I wouldn’t want to expose my kids to that kind of language (so yes I guess because she’s a bad person with bad thoughts) but 1) I don’t really care if other people want to read it to their kids 2) having Harry Potter crap from before you knew she sucks is really sort of not a problem.
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givereadersahug · 2 years ago
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20 questions for fic writers!
Thanks for the tag @lumosatnight (x)!
1. How many works do you have on AO3?
I currently have 258 works on my emeraldlove account. Give or take xxxx on another account and unrevealed works. I write a lot of drabbles. 😅
2. What’s your total AO3 word count?
184k on my main account! Which woah. Given how many (*coughs* all *coughs*) of my works are really short.
3. What fandoms do you write for?
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling (166)
SK8 the Infinity (Anime) (55)
Thor (Movies) (13)
Marvel Cinematic Universe (12)
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies) (10)
佐々木と宮野 | Sasaki to Miyano (Manga) (5)
佐々木と宮野 | Sasaki to Miyano (Anime) (5)
Gilmore Girls (TV 2000) (2)
Call Me By Your Name (2017) (1)
蟲師 | Mushishi (Anime & Manga) (1)
ひだまりが聴こえる | Hidamari ga Kikoeru | I Hear the Sunspot (Manga) (1)
Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies) (1)
きのう何食べた? | Kinou Nani Tabeta? | What Did You Eat Yesterday? (1)
8人の戦士 | 8-nin no Senshi | Dick Fight Island (Manga) (1)
Call Me by Your Name - André Aciman (1)
Call Me By Your Name - All Media Types (1)
ばらかもん | Barakamon (1)
4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?
"I'm in. I'm all in." [Harry Potter, Snarry, 8.4k, Rated M]
The Pocket Watch [Fantastic Beasts, Gramander, 2.4k, Rated G]
Colours [Harry Potter, Snarry, 2.2k, Rated E]
Cups of Tea [Fantastic Beasts, Gramander, 1.7k, Rated G]
Sandalwood [Harry Potter, Snarry, 1.6k, Rated M]
5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?
You bet! I love getting comments, especially on older fics. Usually people don't comment on drabbles or don't comment in certain fandoms, and receiving comments on those fics make me feel like I made it. lol
6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?
I'm not sure! I guess I'll go with 'He waits.' [Harry Potter, Snarry, 300 words, Rated M]. It's an expansion on a microfic I wrote for Microfic May. Infidelity + First Person.
7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?
All of my fluff fics! I've written tons. But I guess I'll say my most recent fest fic -- Invisible String [Harry Potter, Snarry, 3.7k, Rated G].
8. Do you get hate on fics?
Once or twice. Then I turned off guest comments. If people want to leave hate, they need to be logged in so I can block them. 😈 YKINMKBYKIO, DLDR and SALS, people! I do occasionally get weird comments. They get deleted, too.
9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?
Not usually. I'm more of a G-T rated girl, cause apparently if I write smut, I'll go dark. [Link leads to my HP Kinktober works. Mind the tags!]
10. Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve written?
Not yet! But I did write fusion fics/inspired/AU fics before.
11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?
I write drabbles. I don't think people will steal those. Right? 🥺 [Please, don't steal. 🙏]
12. Have you ever had a fic translated?
Nope!
13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?
I've written fics that has art, but I've never co-written a fic before. I feel like I'll be too controlling or I'll be MIA. There's no in-between. 🤣
14. What’s your all time favourite ship?
Thorki, my love! I'm still waiting on the sun to shine on them again. BUT WHEN, MARVEL? WHEN? You might not think it's Thorki given how little I've written for the ship, but I'm Mr. Knightley. If I loved [them] less, I might be able to talk about [them] more.
15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?
Restoration [Harry Potter, Snarry, Rated M]! My only WIP fic. One day! And I guess my Interacting with Unusual Creatures series [Fantastic Beasts, Gramander, Rated G]. It's suppose to be a 5+1 Things fic. There are only two moments. 🤣
16. What are your writing strengths?
Packing a (emotional) punch in as little words as possible. Did I mention I write drabbles? lol
17. What are your writing weaknesses?
Writing anything longer than 2k. It's always a *struggle*. Don't come to my AO3 account looking for a 100k plot-heavy fic. You'll be mighty disappointed.
18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?
You do you!
19. First fandom you wrote for?
Teen Titans (the Cartoon Network series) and the X Files. You will never see them. Ever. 🤣
20. Favourite fic you’ve written?
I don't have an absolute fav. I have been thinking lately about a coffeeshop AU fic I written --- Warmth [Harry Potter, Snarry, 1k, Rated G]. I might write a sequel for that.
Tagging (no pressure): @danpuff-ao3 @liladiurne @trueliarose @ashariewrites @likelightinglass
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justaglooomygirl · 9 months ago
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Black Butler. I repeat, Black Butler.
Like, what the fuck are you doing in an anime/manga which has (deep inhale) cannibalism, murder, arson, pedophile, physical abuse, sexual abuse, child abuse, sexualized childeren, gore, blood, violence, sex scenes, incest, bullying, shotacon things, LGBTQ characters, dark grey main characters, satanic rituals, and a devil himself IF YOU ARE NOT OKAY WİTH THEM AT ALL? WHY?? (phew) Stop torturing yourself. Go watch something else for gods sake. All you are doing is talk shit about it and whine, it looks weird.
And don't even make me start with Sebaciel. DUDE, They are canon, they were since the beginning and always going to be canon. Anyone who analyzes Yana's blog and the original art can understand this if they have braincells. You don't have to like it but you can't harass people who ship it when it's literally THE MAIN STORY OF THE MANGA. You can't harass people who enjoy what the author is doing. If it's not meant for you, ıf it makes you go upset, do not read or watch it. End of story.
Sincerely, go watch something else (you probably won't find any good fantastic anime without those things but give it a try.)
-Skip to Loafer is a peaceful and fun slice of life anime for instance. It's funny and cute.
-ALL GHİBLİ MOVİES are made from gold ♥️ (and most of them are in fantasy anime genre)
-Toilet Bound Hanako Kun is good too but it has blood and mild gore in it soooooo...your choice.
-Little Witch Academia maybe?
-The boy and the beast. Fantastic 🤌
-Any sport anime (most of them are 'safe' ıdk if you are getting 'triggered' by LGBTQ stuff but we are in 2024 bro 🙄. Idk if every sport anime has LGBTQ characters in it but some does. )
-Mashle Magic and Muscles. Harry Potter vibe this means BB season 4 vibe. Enjoy.
-My Happy Marriage. Romance stuff.
-Dungeon Meshi maybe? Are you allergic to monsters? Then don't watch. (Blood and FLESHHHH 🥩)
That's all I can recommend. You can't always find animes which don't have those "disgusting" stuff, at least they are rare in my list.
If you are a minor I don't recommend BB in any way, but I can't control you so you can do whatever you like. Still, it's wise to look at the age range when watching something, you might get traumatized from it. Everything on the internet is not meant for you, and it's fine. You shouldn't rush yourself to learn and watch every damn thing, it's pointless. The internet is not a book to be finished. The amount of blogs, wikipedias, and knowledge in it is infinive and not everything is made for you. I myself started anime at 14 and my first anime was Hunter x Hunter without looking up anything about it, I thought it was a simple kid anime like Tsubasa or Sailor Moon all fun and games and oh boy the amount of blood in the following seasons made me want to puke. Like, some buff guy in Spider Gang BITE A MAN'S HEAD LİKE BİTİNG A DAMN APPLE AND CHEW İT "CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH" THEN SPİTED A PİECE OF SKULL TO ANOTHER MAN AND IT BLOWED HİS HEAD OFF LİKE A BULLET. I was like "😨". I made a poker face because my big sis was next to me, If she would have looked at what I was watching she would be mad at me since IT WASN'T something a 14 year old girl would watch. I kinda regret not watching something softer back then, cuz now I don't like HxH at all. It really is a shame cuz it's a good anime. Though I still love the characters, I just can't help but feel weird when I try to watch it. I didn't even finish it, it's the only anime I didn't finish it (and it doesn't even have anything to do with its length). It's a shame really. You should be aware of a show's age rating or at least the warnings it contains.
If you are an adult, nothing changes, don't watch something you are not okay with.
Anyway, just go watch things like those animes I recommend instead of Black Butler if the show is too much for you. Everyone has their limits and preferences, determine yours. You don't have to watch or like every anime that has a new season or a big comeback like Black Butler does. Don't force yourself on that, and use internet efficiency while respecting other users as you should.
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I can list so many fandoms rn
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iamnoturhand · 1 year ago
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That ask urked me so much. I just want to say that I do not give a single flying shit what media people like. It's shitty to say there is certain media that you can't blog about. It's weird and gross to try and police people's lives at all, let alone about what books or movies they like; ur ass is acting like a cop.
It does not matter if someone likes the dreaded Harry Potter and blogs about it on their tumblr to an audience of 12 people. Let people love their lives and be FREE. The only thing worth criticism is actually giving money to JKR by buying the new video game or watching the new Fantastic beasts or whatever. Even still, I really don't give a shit. If you want to argue the power of a dollar, talk about the BDS boycott. Advocate and argue for that. There are people dying, Kim.
It's not anybodys place to police, censor, or monitor the media another person likes.
(I am an anarchist, you see.)
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kimarisgundam · 3 years ago
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Ok... so like, I took a break from being online for awhile cos this is my first job after graduating and adulting actually kinda sucks 😅... I'm so sorry for the late response, but I'm finally answering some asks I received 😅
But I feel like I need to address this:
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After queuing my answers, I'm still left with 9 asks. All 9 are Harry Potter related (cos I used to reblog stuff), so I think maybe I should voice my feelings on the matter??
I grew up reading Harry Potter. It was my fav book. I loved the series so much that when Universal Studios first opened The Wizarding World, I immediately begged my mom to buy an airplane ticket
I bought the wand and Hogwarts uniform at Universal Studios. I used to be active on Pottermore with my classmates
I was so proud that I was sorted into Gryffindor cos I always felt I was never brave or strong enough. I literally had a Gryffindor pin that I pinned to my school bag. You know, cos no one believed I was Gryffindor material, so I needed the pin to prove it 😅
In a way it made me braver and more decisive cos I felt like I needed to live up to my House's reputation 😅
That's how much Harry Potter meant to me. HOWEVER
I don't really want to interact with the series now because the way the author is behaving is very disturbing to me
I am not part of the LGBTQ+ community, so my opinion isn't important, take what I say with a grain of salt
I do not agree with Rowling's political views, I find what she says to be very hurtful and disrespectful. I am not personally affected by anything she says, but I feel like I am unable to support someone who actively harms and disrespects other people like this
I agree that sometimes we have to separate the work from the author. However, I'm a little iffy on this cos she's still alive. Like, if she was already dead, I would feel less conflicted. But because she's alive and still actively profiting off her work, I feel that if I don't agree with her I shouldn't be engaging with her work
(I'm not trying to downplaying her literary prowess or disrespect her work or anything... but I just don't want to continue engage with the work of someone I disagree with)
I also want to make it clear that no one is pressuring me to disengage with Harry Potter. It's really my own personal choice. There is literally no "social pressure" for me to drop Harry Potter
I am Chinese, and I live in a fairly conservative Asian country. I'm not sure if it's my country that is conservative, or if it's because Asia is kinda conservative... but LGBTQ+ rights are practically non existent here
Same sex marriage isn't legal here, same sex couples are not allowed to adopt kids here, intimacy between gay men specifically (it's okay for lesbians apparently) is illegal here (like they can literally send you to jail for being gay)
And I'm pretty you can say something like "I think being transgender is wrong and a mental illness" loudly in public and no one will care, or you'll have some random person agreeing with you
^ I don't agree with any of this btw. Just giving examples of how little rights LGBTQ+ people have here. There are a lot of people here who agree with Rowling
It's very easy for me to go watch the movie/buy Harry Potter merch or games cos no one cares
As long as I confine my Harry Potter posts to my private personal blog/Instagram (only followed my people I know locally irl) or post only to the "local side" of Twitter or Instagram, literally no one will call me out
I know majority of my local friends here will continue to consume Harry Potter content. When Fantastic Beasts first came out, we all wore our House scarfs to the movie. They are going to keep up this tradition for the upcoming movie too. I just decided that I don't want to join them
My friends or people who support Harry Potter here aren't bad people, I think it's just cos the "mentality" here is very different. Rowling's views are just an opinion here, so like, everyone is okay with her
I'm actually considered kinda weird 😅. People tell me to chill out cos I'm silly for avoiding her work just cos her opinion is different from mine 😅
But that's my personal choice cos she makes me very uncomfortable. And I'm not backing down cos this is something I decided for myself
I still love Harry Potter... I won't be deleting anything Harry Potter related that I reblogged in the past. I'm just choosing to disengage now, like, ever since she started being disrespectful, I kinda just stopped interacting with Harry Potter content 😅
I actually feel lonely... my friends are going to watch the movie without me... I really want to watch it too... it's our tradition and I'm missing out... but I don't know... it just doesn't feel right to me
I've always been a push over, so I feel like if this is something I chose for myself, and if this is something I believe in, I gotta stand firm. No backing down just cos I feel left out or cos people think I'm silly 😅
Geez... no more interacting with Harry Potter anymore... but I still think I was sorted wrongly 😅. I'm not a Gryffindor, I'm literally sitting here like a sad puppy cos my friends are watching Fantastic Beasts without me 😅... A true Gryffindor wouldn't be sad 😅
No offence to Hufflepuff, but no one in school wanted to be sorted there, and I think I probably belong there because I'm not a Gryffindor 😅
Ahh... I feel frigging miserable 😔. I seriously want to dress up with them... I used to love it so much... But I can't back down
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poppitron360 · 2 months ago
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Star Wars was probably one of my very earliest hyperfixations so I have a lot of thoughts about this.
- Oh my gods imagine if the cinema in New Rome has a thing where they show really crappy adaptations of Grecco-roman myths (I’ve just finished watching this 80s kids anime about the Odyssey but in space and it’s so full of inaccuracies I wanted to cry).
- Leo saw them in the CORRECT order. Esperanza was RIGHT (I love her sm).
- But it’s so in-character that Jason and Reyna would want to watch it chronologically because bless their cotton socks these two babies wouldn’t know any better and would be totally oblivious that they’re committing nerd sins. (On subsequent rewatches, chronological is better, but for first watch it’s gotta be in release order. You wouldn’t tell someone who’s never seen Harry Potter to start on the Fantastic Beasts series).
- Piper is my irl friends btw. I get way too invested in nerdy arguments like this.
- And they would argue. Not only Leo but Will (who absolutely stands by the 4-5-6, 1-2-3 order) is absolutely MORTIFIED that Jason saw the PREQUELS first.
- Counterpoint- Star Wars was one of Leo’s few comforts in the foster homes and he watched the movies religiously to remind him of his mom but then he got horrifically bullied for it and stopped being able to like it after that.
- Wait the possibility of Tristan McLean being IN a Star Wars movie, the Seven being able to see the set and maybe they find out it’s real and go on adventures and omg crossover fic (probably similar to my “the Seven get hired as bodyguards for the Eras Tour” fic that is still sitting in my drafts bc I need help)
- Yes Asoka Tano for Piper and Luke Skywalker for Leo but also Cassian Andor is one of my few reminders that I still unfortunately sometimes like men so Star Wars is a disaster for any bisexual (and I believe Princess Leia in a gold bikini was a big one for a lot of people).
- Jason insisting on movie nights is so cute and he definitely invites Reyna along bc he is desperately trying to make her feel like part of the group and get her to like his friends. Also Nico and Will join in and then it basically becomes a camp-wide activity.
- Leo made a working MSE droid and you can’t convince me otherwise. Also I want one. The noises the droids make are the best vocal stims and I imitate them all the time.
- OMGS THE LEGO STAR WARS GAMES WERE PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST DEFINING PARTS OF MY CHILDHOOD I LOVED THEM SO MUCH
- Jason and Reyna bonding over silly teen things that neither of them got a chance to do when they were both trying to run a military camp aged 15 is my favourite thing ever I love them
- Honestly I could write a fic where Will and Jason are just nerding out while shenanigans are all happening as part of the background and they’re oblivious. That is living the dream right there.
- Jason’s transformation from awkward, unsure former-soldier to precious nerd boy started when he got glasses but the glow-up has not stopped and I love that for him. Valgrace is so often characterised as the yapper x listener dynamic with Leo being the yapper and Jason being the listener but I love that they can switch every so often so that Jason can feel listened to.
I’m sorry why in the world does poor Jason not remember his own age or last name but know who Darth Vader is
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chilakillme · 2 years ago
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I just need to vent lots of things regarding the Harry Potter reboot so bear with me
First of all WITH ALL OF THE POTENTIAL STORIES IN THE WIZARDING WORLD THEY DECIDED TO REBOOT THE OG THE WORLDWIDE LOVED ONE???? No marauders? No Hogwarts founders? No Tom Riddle origin story??? Like....how can they expect a random british boy to create the IMPACT Dan Radcliffe's face had on the world....like no. And also the only person of that cast that'll return will be Felton, I just know it.
And also, the movies are RECENT, yeah the first one is 20 years old but 20 years is not long enough to reboot a series that had the IMPACT Harry Potter had, like they still sell LEGOs and cutlery sets with the original actors face at my Walmart and they don't seem like antiques. Think about Indiana Jones or any other iconic character that has only been played by one actor, that's what Harry Potter should be (with exception for the play that most of us ignore) BUT NO THEY WANT A WHOLE NEW CAST
Now, the fact that JKR is going to be super involved and they're going to try to be as loyal to the books as they can is a blessing and a curse because of course having the author in a project like this is something fans love but we're talking about JKR and, she, you know, got herself into some messes recently and...yeah. But also, as much as I would love to see more of things that the og movies skipped and more depth to characters I still love, I can't help but think that it's going to turn into some political agenda (and I know everything is political but I'm talking about blatantly obvious political) or some kind of statement idk. Also, if it's going to be an almost book to screen copy they're going to run into a wall called plot holes and wonky worldbuilding.
As someone who read the books 11 times in a year because they had no friends in elementary school and revisited them constantly until a couple years ago, I can say that the series is full of plot holes and yeah they're going to need to fix that, but also some of the world building is just not done right, many things don't make sense or contradict themselves, and I'm not saying I don't appreciate the world we were given, I loved ot and still do, and I really appreciate the mythology, research and work that went into it but there's a point where some things just get ridiculous. (Examples: the secrecy things with wizards has some big questions to be solved, why are dentists unknown to wizards, do wizards know math or what do they do before hogwarts, the sirius black trial, why are the weasleys poor in the wizarding society, like there's really no sense in that (or at least I think so))
Also JKR should not go anywhere near the script, she wrote the scripts for the first Fantastic Beasts movies and then the third that was a little bit less of a mess had another screenwriter but by that time it was already too late and we all know how that went.
Also, this thing is going to need a gigantic budget but it's going to be a series and we know warner had some troubles or something recently (I don't remember all the details but yk, the discovery situation and them cancelling movies and originals from max). But the thing is that we could be looking at an amazon's lord of the rings situation where the firsts episodes were a success but only 40%-50% of viewers who started the series watched until the finale. And they want to make this a decade long project and I don't know if they're going to make it past season 4 even, but who knows I'm no expert in economics
Overall this shouldn't be happening but...
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"Yes, That’s Eddie Redmayne Playing America’s Most Prolific Serial Killer"
The "Fantastic Beasts" star tells IndieWire why he couldn't escape the pull of his darkest character yet for "The Good Nurse."
By Kate Erbland
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It’s the week before Eddie Redmayne’s latest film, Tobias Lindholm’s “The Good Nurse,” hits select theaters after a robust festival run. The Oscar winner is in an SUV, zipping from one engagement to the next (no, he is not driving; yes, he’s delighted to discover that the car itself has wifi, which makes Zooming possible). He’s been everywhere lately, Toronto to New York, Mill Valley to Newport Beach, Los Angeles to London. He’s all smiles.
And, hilariously, the genial Brit somehow lights up even more when asked why he took on the role of Charles Cullen, potentially America’s most prolific serial killer (29 confirmed victims, with a possibility of 400 total), for the Netflix drama.
Me: “This is so not an Eddie Redmayne role. You’re a serial killer!” Redmayne: “Oh, that’s like the loveliest thing you could possibly say!”
He continued: “I think the joy of what I do, the job that I do, is getting to push yourself in directions that one’s self doesn’t expect, and hopefully also the people who watch your work don’t expect. I read this script, I knew nothing about the story, and what unfolded for me was this sort of box-less, undefinable piece. It felt unlike anything I’d read before. On one hand, it was a true-crime piece, but it didn’t have any of the salacious qualities or the fetishization that I sometimes attribute to that genre. It felt like a superhero story, a real life superhero story about what this woman was able to accomplish.”
Based on Charles Graeber’s book “The Good Nurse: A True Story of Medicine, Madness, and Murder” and exactingly adapted by “1917” screenwriter Krysty Wilson-Cairns, Lindholm’s take on the very en vogue sub-genre of serial-killer procedural drama gives Redmayne a quite unexpected role. Serial killer! The man who played Stephen Hawking! The wizard who loves magic animals in the “Fantastic Beasts” series! Heartbroken student Marius Pontmercy in “Les Misérables”!
How does that work? One possibility: Redmayne maintains a very healthy outlook on all his work. Asked about the Wachowskis’ infamous misfire “Jupiter Ascending” — which co-star Mila Kunis recently admitted she knew would be “a flop” after its budget was snipped — and the actor can’t help but laugh. “It lives on in meme history,” Redmayne said, likely referring to his own Razzie Award-winning role as “Balem Abrasax” in the inscrutable 2015 fantasy picture.
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Still, his memories are only good, if a bit weird. “That world was so beyond my level of imagination,” he said. “I just wanted to go and swim in [the Wachowskis’] imaginations. I had sort of no idea what I was doing, I didn’t know anything about the budget, but I had a really enjoyable time making it. But I also wasn’t in it that much, and I just remember that the character I was playing was incredibly vain and was squishing up humans in order to make them into serum to live longer, so the thing what was most important was that I had a six-pack and a spray tan. So there was a lot of sit-ups involved and me clenching my attempt at abs whilst speaking in a strange voice.”
As for what’s next for the embattled “Fantastic Beasts” franchise — initially announced as a five-film outing, although three films in, controversy is up and box office is down for the “Harry Potter” spinoff series — Redmayne was less sure. Asked if he knew any information about a fourth film, he said, “I don’t. It’s more a question for J. K. Rowling and David Yates and Warners, but I don’t know, I’m afraid. I can’t add to that,” he said, though he’d likely enjoying getting back into character as “magizoologist” Newt Scamander after the Charles Cullen gig. “I love playing Newt, he’s a sweet man,” he added.
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So, about Charles Cullen. Over the course of his two-decade career as a nurse, Cullen is believed to have killed as many as 400 patients — mostly by tampering with IV bags and filling them with lethal doses of digoxin, insulin, and epinephrine. After fellow nurse Amy Loughren (Jessica Chastain) helped bring him to justice in 2003, he was charged with 29 murders and sentenced to 11 consecutive life sentences. Lindholm’s film never gives a reason for Cullen’s crimes. Neither did Cullen. That was intriguing.
“I had that feeling when I read the script of, ‘Can I play this person without the why?’ But then I kind of thought on that and ultimately realized that the why and knowing the why is our need as human beings to feel safe,” Redmayne said. “As in, if we answered why Charlie Cullen did this, then we would be able to other him and go, ‘Oh, he did it for this reason, and that’s monstrous and we would never do that, so we’re safe.’ Whereas actually, that’s not how the world works and that’s not what he did.”
While the film doesn’t delve into Cullen’s backstory, Graeber’s book includes the killer’s “intricate” biography. Redmayne reeled off some of the more horrifying revelations of Graeber’s book with ease, like “he first tried to kill himself and someone else at age seven” or that, while Cullen passed all the psychiatric tests to get into the Navy, at one point during his service “he was found with his finger over the Poseidon missiles on a submarine.”
“How this guy was ever allowed near vulnerable people is one of the shocking questions,” Redmayne said. “But it also meant that as an actor, I had all of that research there.” Redmayne worked closely with Graeber, who provided the actor and the rest of the team copious audio transcripts from his many interviews with Cullen. Redmayne studied them.
“Eddie is a delightful, very handsome, delightful, playful human,” screenwriter Wilson-Cairns told IndieWire during a recent interview, so when he slipped into the role of Charlie Cullen, the writer was blown away by the ways he seemed to change right in front of her. “The first time in rehearsals that I saw him turn it on, I was totally bewildered, because Eddie Redmayne stopped existing and Charles Cullen was there in the room,” she said. “I’d spent 10 years listening to this guy, reading about this guy, writing this guy, being in this man’s head, and it was really startling.”
Loughren, who was on set for a few days of filming, was also struck by Redmayne’s ability to tap into Cullen. “[Loughren] actually took me aside after watching Eddie do a take and she said Charlie was here. She was like, ‘That was Charlie, I can’t get over it,'” Wilson-Cairns said. “She was staggered by it. What he did was profound. Eddie Redmayne acts with every molecule of his being, and probably most of the molecules around him as well. It’s insane. And what he gives in this film is more than I could ever have dreamed of when I was writing it.”
Redmayne is no stranger to playing real people or telling true-life tales — he still remembers the day Stephen Hawking showed up on the set of “The Theory of Everything,” a moment in which “all my bodily functions sort of failed, because you instantly feel a fraud” — but he’s learned how to navigate that. “It’s not documentary, it’s not the truth,” he said. “It’s as close to the truth as you can get it with the acknowledgement that this is an interpretation and so you have to, when you’re playing real people, kind of be kind-ish to yourself.”
For the actor, that includes a lot of preparation, by way of a process he knows doesn’t appeal to everyone or work for every other performer.
“I’m not an actor that stays in character,” he said. “One of the things I love about my job is working with people with completely different processes. My particular process is I have to do all the homework. I need a long runway, I need a long time for prep. … You want those things to be embedded in who the character is by the time I arrive on set.”
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Redmayne was eager to pair with Chastain, a long-time friend whom he first met while he was on the festival and awards circuits for “Les Misérables” in 2012 (Chastain was stumping for her “Zero Dark Thirty,” which ultimately earned the actress her second Oscar nomination). “We had these years of what I describe as the most sort of Hollywood way that a friendship can work, which is that there this person who you meet on the couch of ‘The James Corden Show’ or on the red carpet of the Oscars or something, and it’s totally real and you really like this human being, but you meet dressed in glad rags and clad in jewelry,” he said with a laugh.
He admitted that, despite years of wanting to work together, he knows it can be “complicated to work with your pals.” But Chastain didn’t disappoint, on screen or off. “We were moving to New York with my family, and Jessica and her husband and actually [her close friend] Jeremy Strong helped find us places to live, someone to help do babysitting, all of that,” the actor said. “This was an intense story, but we wanted to make sure that it also our lives that we’re living [when not shooting the film]. Our families hung out, and it was a very special time actually, despite the intensity of what’s on screen.”
Redmayne’s wife and children were with him for most of the film’s shoot, only heading back to London when Redmayne had about three weeks left of shooting. Those were, incidentally, some of the most challenging weeks, including shooting a final act scene in which Charlie is caught, arrested, and interrogated. He also snaps, finally breaks, goes absolutely wild in a key scene alongside Chastain. 
They shot the sequence multiple times, which sees Redmayne ratcheting up both his emotional and physical intensity.
“He’s in such a broken place at that point and it’s something, a technique that I first actually was shown to by” — Redmayne pauses to offer a chuckle as he rolls out the big guns —“clanging name-drop, Robert De Niro, when I did a film called ‘The Good Shepherd’ years ago. When I worked with De Niro, he would keep the camera rolling on emotional scenes and you would do the scene, and the second the scene finished, rather than call cut, he would encourage you to bottle the emotion and start back in again with the scene.”
Redmayne said he’s used that technique in the years since, like during the “Empty Chairs and Empty Tables” scene in “Les Misérables.” It proved useful again for “The Good Nurse.” “That can only work in scenes where the character is in a high-stakes emotional place at the beginning of the scene,” he said. “And that’s what I did here. Sometimes, I think also that’s what you do on stage. You do it night after night and what your entire body creates as a consequence of reaching for extremes, that ends up being helpful when you go back into takes.”
Redmayne is happy not to be a Method actor, but he’s still enthralled by finding the lines between performer and character.
“I can remember once working with Julianne Moore, it was early on in my career and we’d be having a chat with the cameras about to roll and she’d be talking about ‘The Jonathan Ross Show’ and this time when she went on or something and then without me realizing, she had gone straight into character and I was still being Eddie,” Redmayne said. “I don’t want to speak for Julie, but I felt like part of her process was distracting herself. Everyone has different ways of doing it. I sort of have to be slightly in the zone, but I definitely have to break out of it.”
He paused to chuckle again. “Also, I have young children and my wife would not want to live with me coming home as a serial killer. That would be disastrous!”
*Netflix releases “The Good Nurse” in select theaters on Wednesday, October 19 and to its streaming platform on Wednesday, October 26.
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ca-8 · 4 years ago
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Yakko x Reader Scenario: When You First Meet
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'This is it. The beginning of the end.' 
Gripping on the straps of her backpack, (Y/n) exited the bus and stared up at the water tower that displayed the famous Warner Bros. logo. As expected, it emitted a smug aura onto the entire area; however, surprisingly, there was a slight twinge of mystery to it as well. But she didn't have time to ponder about it, so she only gave it an uneasy look and headed straight for the entrance.
Her heart stopped. She knew the place was going to be busy, but it was like an entire New York City packed in one section! So many writers, producers, actors, large men carrying heavy sets, every type of person working in film was scattered all over the place. It was like an ocean, with the people as marine life doing what they're designed to do, and (Y/n) being the puppy that was abandoned at sea.
The moment it all settled in, an involuntary realization invaded her thoughts. 'I don't belong here.'
The young girl reminded herself to breathe and rushed over to a vacant wall, then pulled out her phone. She had already sent her mother about a thousand messages telling her she was here, but since she hasn't responded, a few more shouldn't hurt. Fingers rapidly typing away, she bit her lower lip, already wishing she had stayed on that bus. 
"Oh, you're just gonna love it!" Her mother's squealing voice had already filled her skull. "You're so talented, I know you're gonna fit right in."
'Yeah, standing around all day with a bunch of people I don't know while doing something I suck at is exactly how I wanna spend my summer.' She let out a soft sigh. 'It's fine. Just shut up and make her happy, (Y/n).'
Several attempts of calling and texting later, no response. (Y/n) sighed again, and her eyes wandered over to the bustling crowd. 'No way. Absolutely no way.' But if she wanted to get the day over with, absolutely yes way.
First, she walked up to a lady looking down at the clipboard in her hands. "Um, excuse me," (Y/n) said. 
The lady's head snatched up. "KYLE!" she yelled, her eyes now ablaze with fury, "YOU IDIOT! THAT GOES IN THE WAREHOUSE ACROSS THE STUDIO!" And like there was nothing but a breeze behind her, the lady stomped off to the poor soul that had to face her wrath.
The breeze took a step back and ran around the corner. 'Maybe I'll find someone else instead…!' (Y/n) stopped and spotted a man sitting on the steps that lead to the entrance of a small building. She swallowed whatever was left in her mouth and reluctantly approached him. 
"E-Excuse me, sir?" she stuttered, hoping her voice was louder than the last time. As she got closer, (Y/n) noticed he was chuckling, and his gaze was glued onto a small piece of paper. 
"I...I did it…!" he said. She yelped and shrinked back when he suddenly jumped to his feet. "I FINALLY DID IT! WE'LL SEE WHO'S REGRETTING THE DIVORCE NOW, MARGARET!" And with a manic laugh, the man dashed into the building. 
'...Or maybe I'll just find it myself.'
It wasn't too long before (Y/n) got herself lost. Despite the help of maps that were stuck to some of the buildings, all of them seemed exactly the same. It was like a maze, and with each passing minute, she was more and more convinced that there was no finish line. Even worse, her mother was too busy to respond to anything she sent her. 
'Oh, what should I do?' (Y/n) thought for the thousandth time. No matter how hard she pinched or held them, her arms refused to stop trembling. Not too long ago, the outside of the studio became deserted and she'd hate to walk in a warehouse and possibly interrupt something important, so asking for help again was out of the question.
...Or, perhaps it wasn't. 
A tiny, hopeful smile crossed (Y/n)'s face when she heard the sounds of frustrated grunts around the corner. It was the first time she was so relieved to see a stranger. 
And thank god that stranger was a security guard. Though she wondered why he had a giant net in his hand, she shoved the curiosity as far in the back of her mind as she could and reached up to gently tap his shoulder. 
"Um, excuse me sir?" she asked as loud as she could. 
His head whipped around, revealing angry eyes and a scowl that said he was ready to kill. But right as his gaze landed on her, it changed within an instant. 
"Oh, hello!" he said with a bright smile. 
(Y/n) blinked, cocking her head. ‘What was this guy up to?’
"I'm sorry to bother you, but do you know where (M/n) (L/n) is filming? I'm her daughter, (Y/n), and I'm trying to look for her. She's not answering her phone either."
His joyful expression slowly melted into a confused one. "Uuhhh…(M/n) (L/n)?”
“Yes. She’s a part of Animal Kingdom? Do you know where that’s being filmed?”
“Oh! I know there’s a zoo around here called Animal Kingdom! I don’t think you’ll find it in a film studio, though.”
(Y/n) frowned. “...No, I mean the show. Aren’t they filming in a warehouse today? Do you know where that is?”
“Who’s ‘they’?”
Her eye twitched, and she was just about ready to drown the entire studio in the nearest ocean. “N-Nevermind, I’ll just-”
As if the universe wasn’t satisfied with tormenting her enough, the security guard suddenly launched up into the air and flew into the sky. Right before her eyes, the heavens were coated with explosives of every color that ever existed. 
“Oh my god!” (Y/n) yelled. ‘Who strapped fireworks on that guy?!’
“Oh, I knew you’d love it!”
Her eyes were ripped from the loud fireworks show as she was immediately smothered in a hug. “It’s so nice that another girl’s here! All the other ones here are either too busy or just keep shouting about a restraining order for some reason. I dunno, but anyway, I just know you're gonna love it here! Anyway, my name’s Princess Angelina Louisa Cantessa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca the third! But since we're friends now, you can just call me Dot.”
This confirmed it. This was a trap set up by her mother to deliberately drive her insane, because how else can someone explain the nut jobs and talking dogs in pink dresses? 
A combination of those two things happened to be clutching her head and digging her face into hers. “...Huh?” (Y/n) mumbled.
‘Dot’ jumped off of her and smiled widely. “Sorry about Ralph by the way. I figured out you were coming at the last second and I really needed someone for your welcoming gift.” she said.
(Y/n) glanced up at the sky where the fireworks were slowly dying down. “Um...Is he gonna be okay?” she asked.  
“Of course he will!” her backpack said.
The teen screamed and threw her bag on the ground. A hand popped out and unzipped it with impossible ease, then a taller boy version of Dot jumped out, pulling up his long brown pants and flashing a grin. 
“H-...H-H-How did you…?!” (Y/n) stuttered, pointing at him. 
“What? Never heard of cartoon logic?” he said, approaching her. “And Ralph’ll be fine. His skull’s so thick, concrete’s the last thing that can kill him.”
“What-?”
“Anyhow,” he walked over to Dot and put an arm over her shoulder, “The name’s Yakko, this here’s my beloved baby sister Dot, and this is-” He stopped, staring at the empty space to his left. He leaned into Dot, whispering, “Say, uh, you don't mind looking for Wakko, do ya sis?”
Dot glanced at (Y/n) for an uncomfortable moment and suddenly shot her brother a glare. "I've got eyes all over this studio, Yakko," she warned, slowly stepping away.
Now (Y/n) certainly knew she didn't see pairs of eyes appear around every inch of her sight. 'Oh god, I didn't breath in drugs on the way here, did I? Actually, that would explain whatever the heck's going on.'
Yakko smiled as he watched his sister leave and turned to (Y/n). He walked closer to her, and she realized that his half-lidded eyes had a strange glint in them. “Sooo, your name’s (Y/n), right? A pretty name for a pretty girl.”
(Y/n)’s face heated up. ‘First I get lost, then see a guy get blown up, and now some other guy’s flirting with me? ...To be honest, this is still better than what Mom had planned for today.’
“So what brings ya’ here?” he asked.
“O-Oh, well, my Mom was supposed to give me a tour of the studio, but I’ve been giving that to myself all day. I tried finding her, but I’m pretty sure I’m nowhere near it by now.” Her eyes wandered over to the ground, but a realization made them perk back up and over to Yakko. “Hey, do you happen to know this place by any chance?”
“Know it? Please, my sibs and I live here, we know this place by heart and soul!” He mumbled something else, along the lines of “Basically made our hearts and souls”. 
Her heart jumped; finally, a piece of good news. “Really?” she said, a smile spreading across her face.
He nodded. “So where do ya’ need to go?” Before she could answer, he pulled out a piece of folded paper and moved in so close, their shoulders were smooshed together. Yakko unfolded it, and it turned out to be the biggest map (Y/n) has ever seen. “Well, from here, you’re gonna need to take a right and continue straight until you get to the Harry Potter and Fantastic Beasts exhibit. But be careful, I heard some of them escaped, and if anyone asks if you’ve seen any of them, don’t tell them I gave one to Dot as a late birthday gift. Anyway, you take a left from there, then a right where you’ll see the lot where they used to shoot Game of Thrones. Now this is only a rumour I’ve heard, but I think some of the producers are still on that set. If you happen to see them, do not, I repeat, DO NOT mention season eight, or maybe just don’t mention the show at all. Actually, don’t even look at them. As a matter of fact, you probably shouldn’t even go there at all, just keep heading straight until you get to the D.C. Universe lot. Then you just take left there, then a sharp right over over, then you keep going straight until you get to here, turn up over there, turn right there, and then you’re there. Did ya’ follow all that?”
(Y/n) stared at his face, which was practically radiating with enthusiasm, and she felt her eye twitch again. “...No,” she said, shaking her head.
His smile dimmed, but it became just as bright as the sun again a split-second later. “Ah well, maps are gettin' old anyways,” he said, throwing the map over his shoulder. “WAKKO!!”
And, low and behold, another anthropomorphic dog popped out of nowhere, and (Y/n) was starting to question if there was an army of them hidden somewhere. But she had to admit, it was pretty cute how this one was dressed in an oversized blue sweater and red hat. 
“Tablet, please,” Yakko said politely, holding out his hand. 
‘You're not gonna walk me there-?'
Wakko suddenly held his head back with his cheeks puffed out, then leaned into Yakko’s hand as he forced out a small object from his mouth. After an incredibly uneasy moment, a tablet glazed in spit was in Yakko's grasp. While he praised the little guy, (Y/n) forced back the urge to vomit.
“E-Ehhhh…?” She couldn’t say anything else while her gaze frantically went back and forth from Wakko and the regurgitated tablet. 
“Oh! Where are my manners?” Yakko said. “(Y/n), this is my dear little brother, Wakko. Wakko, this here’s our new special friend, (Y/n).” 
“Hello!” Wakko greeted, who was suddenly in her arms. “You’re really pretty!”
“Ehh? Thank you? I guess??” she said apprehensively, and finally managed to make eye contact. Despite his...quirks, he's actually a little adorable... She let herself grin a little.
The moment of semi-peace was ruined when she took notice of Yakko’s narrowed eyes. “ALrighty, (Y/n)!” he said loudly, grabbing his little brother by the collar and gently setting him on the ground. “Animal Kingdom, right? Let’s get ya’ right over there.” He moved right beside her and taped the screen a couple times. 
“Um, what’re you doing exactly?” she asked.
“Doing what every person does to get somewhere nowadays.” He grabbed her waist and pulled her against him, and (Y/n) flinched from his touch. “Please keep your arms, legs, and personal items inside the tablet at all times.”
Just when she was about to question him for the hundredth time, he pressed the screen again, and her vision became nothing but white. Her body felt like it was launched into a tornado; a strong force of wind thrusted her back, and somehow, the boy’s arm kept her from flying off from his side. A second later, her feet were back on the ground, the sky was where it needed to be, and reality was back in place. 
Except for (Y/n)’s mentality. 
She stumbled around, trying to find her balance as the world unbearably whirled around her. Finally, she shook her head, and quickly turned back towards Yakko, whose face tried to tell her whatever happened was perfectly fine and normal. 
“What was THAT?” she yelled, staggering towards him and gripping his shoulders.
And he still had the audacity to have that 'why-are-you-freaking-out-so-much-we-do-this-every-Friday' smile. “Thank you for attending Warner’s Travel Tours! I would say my Agent Ralph’ll take your bags, but I left him alone with my sibs, so he’s probably in the middle of the Pacific Ocean by now.”
(Y/n) could only stare at him. Her mind was twisting and turning, trying so hard to make any sense of what happened but only making her headache grow larger and larger. And then, her thoughts just went blank.
She smirked. Then giggled. And a few seconds later, she had burst out laughing whilst holding her stomach. (Y/n) looked back up at Yakko, wiping a tear from her eye. “Th-Thank you…” she said, catching her breath. 
His smile had grown and she thought his white cheeks were red for a moment. Yakko had opened his mouth, but whatever he was about to say was cut off by a net suddenly covering his entire body. Ralph was behind him, his skin and clothes burnt and ears practically smoking. “You’re coming with me, Warner!” he said.
And yet, Yakko only grinned. Like physics was his enemy, he disappeared from inside the net and appeared sprouting from the security guard’s back, cheerfully waving at (Y/n). “I’ll see ya’ around, yeah?” he said, then ran around the corner with Ralph sprinting right after him.
(Y/n) giggled and reached for the straps around her back. But when she only felt the (f/c) fabric of her shirt, her smile dropped, and a deep sigh escaped her lips. “Great…” she whispered.
“(Y/N)!” 
She gasped as a pair of arms squeezed the life out of her. Her mother spun her around to face her gleaming smile, which was immediately replaced by an apologetic frown. “I’m so sorry I didn’t get your texts! That scene took forever, but I’m glad you found your way here! You’re so smart! Anyway, I know we don’t get as much time now, but there’s still so much we’ll be able to see!...”
She rambled on and on and on and on. Her daughter’s shoulders slumped and she followed her to where she wanted her to go, but the frown on her face didn’t last long when she remembered the fun she had just a few seconds ago. ‘Maybe this summer won’t be that bad.’
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alastorseye · 4 years ago
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About Remadora
When I say I really hate the HP fandom, I'm talking about the "fans" that hate everything about the saga, but still having Harry Potter accounts. They change the original story, claim that fanonical facts are canon, and launch hatred and death threats at those who simply like HARRY POTTER JUST THE WAY IT IS. Yes, I'm mostly talking about Marauders fans, which I joined after reading the books because I thought it would be interesting and funny. I suddenly realized how toxic and hateful that fandom was, it's like a cult dedicated to deifying Remus, Sirius, James and Regulus, and it seems that hating Snape, Dumbledore, and Remadora is a requirement to be a part of it.
At the beginning I used to consider Wolfstar as something funny, a bromance, it never bothered me, I mean... every fandom has fanon ships and I respect that, but the way they always hate Remadora and their shippers is something that MUST stop.
"You see!" said a strained voice. Tonks was glaring at Lupin. "She still wants to marry him, even though he's been bitten! She doesn't care!"
"It's different," said Lupin, barely moving his lips and looking suddenly tense. "Bill will not be a full werewolf. The cases are completely -"
"But I don't care either, I don't care!" said Tonks, seizing the front ofLupin's robes and shaking them. "I've told you a million times. . . ." And the meaning of Tonks's Patronus and her mouse-colored hair, and the reason she had come running to find Dumbledore when she had heard a rumor someone had been attacked by Greyback, all suddenly became clear to Harry; it had not been Sirius that Tonks had fallen in love with after all."
"And I've told you a million times," said Lupin, refusing to meet her eyes,staring at the floor, "that I am too old for you, too poor . . . too dangerous. . ."
When I read this part of the HBP I realized that Remadora was my favorite Harry Potter ship. Of course I wasn't aware of the death threats I'd receive later. I've read some "reasons" why some fans hate Remadora.
"Tonks forced him!"
We all know how insecure Remus was. I don't have to explain what's written in Wizarding World (Pottermore). This is the Remus bio:
Well, we can read that Remus was really attracted to Dora.
"Remus, so often melancholy and lonely, was first amused, then impressed, then seriously smitten by the young witch. He had never fallen in love before. If it had happened in peacetime, Remus would have simply taken himself off to a new place and a new job, so that he did not have to endure the pain of watching Tonks fall in love with a handsome, young wizard in the Auror office, which was what he expected to happen. However, this was war; they were both needed in the Order of the Phoenix, and nobody knew what the next day would bring. Remus felt justified in remaining exactly where he was, keeping his feelings to himself but secretly rejoicing every time somebody paired him with Tonks on some overnight mission".
This is so sad and cute, and that's undeniable. I cried when I read it. If someone still thinking that Dora forced Remus to marry her after reading this paragraph... I mean... they're probably talking about another book series.
"The age gap!"
I'm so satisfied to know that some Remadora shippers have explained this. When it's about a kid and an adult... OF COURSE IS HORRENDOUS! Because children are not physically and mentally prepared to have romantic relationships. Wizards are legally adults at 17, REMUS MET TONKS WHEN SHE WAS 21!
I mean, many old people abuses of young people innocence, or something. But we all know that Remus wasn't one of those! He really loved Tonks, and that's canon. I don't know what's doing in the fandom people who denies canon facts.
Remus and Tonks were two physically, mentally, and legally adults loving each other.
"Remus didn't love her!"
He was an introvert, Tonks was an extrovert, she made his life better. And of course, I loved the way he introduced himself when he was trying to prove he wasn't a Death Eater:
"I am Remus John Lupin, werewolf, sometimes known as Moony, one of the four creators of the Marauder's Map, married to Nymphadora, usually known as Tonks, and I taught you how to produce a Patronus, Harry, which takes the form of a stag." (Remus Lupin, DH)
Maybe I'm not the only one who perceive he was proud to be Nymphadora Tonks husband.
"I.. I made a grave mistake in marrying Tonks. I did it against my better judgment and have regretted it very much every since". (Remus Lupin, DH)
This phrase makes more sense after reading Remus bio. He used to think that he was "too poor, too dangerous" for her. He thought he wasn't enough for her. He never imagined that she would love him back. He was a werewolf, and of course he knew he was dangerous, you only need to be emphatic to realize he tried to get away from Tonks because he loved her, he didn't want to hurt his beloved woman!
If you don't believe me, read this again. It's in the chapter 11 of Deathly Hallows:
"Don't you understand what I've done to my wife and my unborn child? I should never have married her, I've made her an outcast!"
So, if Remus was trying to escape it's because he loved them, he thought he spoiled their lives. And of course, no one likes to feel that their influence is bad for someone they love!
"Their relationship came from nowhere! They don't have a development"
Well, the saga's name is HARRY POTTER, not The Love Life of Remus Lupin. The story is about the tragic life of this kid and everything he went through to save the world of a cruel and dark villain. I know many readers are young people in love, and they only want to ship everything, but that's not the main topic here, maybe mother's love would be the topic. Of course Ron and Hermione had a development because they were HARRY'S BEST FRIENDS, and they were always with him, from Philosopher's Stone to Cursed Child. Remus and Tonks are minor characters, and it's funny the fact that this usually comes from Wolfstar shippers, so... is Wolfstar more developed than Remadora?! I mean... they can ship whatever they want, Snape and the Sorting Hat, Dobby and Voldemort, anything, but that does not give them the right to disrespect such a cute, tragic and beautiful canon ship as Remadora.
"They are queercoded! Their relationship is homophobic!"
It's surprising to hear this. It's like... people gets angry just because the author doesn't make queer their favourite characters? I will explain why I don't think Remus and Tonks are "queercoded":
Whether through their dress, their behavior, their language, or other subtle forms of implication, queer characters were written or designed to communicate their unstated queerness to those who were searching for representation.
And this is the definition on the website Pride.com:
"Using LGBTQIA tropes and stereotypes to allude to a character's sexuality without explicitly confirming it in the text."
We all know that Disney used queercoding on characters like Ursula, Scar, Jaffar. And why do we know that? Because DISNEY WANTED TO PORTRAY THEM LIKE THAT, get it? Disney, THE CREATORS MADE THESE CHARACTERS INTENTIONALLY QUEER. How? BASED ON STEREOTYPES.
And going back to Remadora, I was really happy to see by first time a bada*ass woman, with short hair who wasn't portrayed as a lesbian just because the way she looks. This character didn't follow the: "Straight women have long hair and are girly", and "short dyied hair is for lesbians". I'm very very very surprised the fandom follows these stereotypes.
About Remus: I don't know how the phrase "being a werewolf is a metaphor about people with HIV AIDS" means "he's gay". Fenrir Greyback bit him when he was a kid. Many people interpret this as "r4pe". Okay, even thinking that it is the meaning of the "bite", I still cannot understand how being "r4ped" and "infected" makes him queer. Is this (again) a stereotype about people with AIDS and gay?
"JK Rowling created Remadora because she didn't like people shipping Wolfstar!"
It is true that fans love shipping everything, they queerbait and queercode everything. That's great, that's not the problem. The problem is when people starts bashing fans who ship canon straight couples. A very good example is the polemic on Falcon and Bucky relationship, some fans wanted them to be a gay couple, Anthony Mackie said that two men can only be friends, and there is no need to always give them a romantic connotation. People cancelled him, they called him homophobic. Yes, just because a person with authority (on the story they're following") didn't like the fact of queercoding their favourite characters. It's the same about Remadora.
Grindeldore is a very interesting and underrated couple by the way. You can love or hate JK Rowling, but the truth is that Harry Potter story is hers, and even if Remadora was "because she didn't like Wolfstar", she is the author, it was her mind where these characters first appeared, as a big Harry Potter fan I respect and like the original story, that's not a sin. An author has the right to make some changes if some characters were misunderstood by the readers.
(Yes, I wrote this a bit angrily since I've seen too much hate towards Remadora shippers)
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hollowed-theory-hall · 1 year ago
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Nah, you don't sound argumentive at all. I just enjoy discussing these sorts of things. It's why I engaged with your original post. You raised interesting questions without a clear-cut obvious answer that opened up an interesting discussion.
I'm happy you responded to me, the fact you don't agree with me on everything is what creates discussion. I don't really have a lot to add as I already said what I think, but you brought up some interesting things and I just really enjoy discussing anything Harry Potter related.
2. Yes Harry, Ron, and the twins never finished year 7. At the end of year 5 there are the OWL exams that qualify you for carrying a wand and using it without being deemed a danger to society (Hagrid was expelled in his 3rd year and isn't allowed a wand because he never passed his OWLs).
The exams at the end of the seventh year are optional but necessary for certain jobs, including being an auror. Harry and Ron got in because of their efforts in the war even when they didn't have the qualifications to apply.
I believe to teach a subject you'd need to at least get an O in it in the final NWET exam in 7th year. That being said, I'm not sure who enforces it besides the headmaster so there's still plenty of room for the current headmaster to decide he wants to hire unqualified people, like Harry and Ron were hired without qualifications due to extreme circumstances.
For the first part, yeah, Moody (Barty) did nothing related to the ministry-approved curriculum that does exist according to multiple characters. But it just isn't enforced or only enforced by the headmaster.
Now we saw with Umbridge that the ministry-approved curriculum isn't really the best for the students and their education either. Like, living in the Wizarding World isn't as whimsical as it's cracked up to be, and the education system kinda sucks.
3. Yeah, Dumbledore was born in 1881, McGonagall in 1935 (although she appeared in Crimes of Grindelwald, I just personally think the Fantastic Beasts movies to be non-canon since they contradict the books), Flitwick was described as having white hair and being in his elderly years, and Sprout was described as having grey hair. Snape, being born in 1960, is the youngest head of house in the school.
So yeah, most of the professors (at least the main ones) are old.
4. I think Dumbledore had his reasons for hiring Lockhart, but I don't think the student's education was his top priority with said decision. I agree he does what he thinks is best for the Wizarding World and that's his priority in his decision-making, but Hogwarts and his students (along with the DADA professors) sometimes suffer from it. They just aren't his priority.
5. This point kinda derailed, but I agree a teacher needs to be competent in teaching. But Hagrid, as you mentioned, actually does know a lot about beasts, he is really competent in his field (which is beast-caring), but he isn't a competent teacher for lack of actual teaching skill, not professionalism in his field (although, as much as I love Hagrid, he isn't really a professional, like, the word just doesn't fit in the same sentence as him). But yeah, a teacher definitely needs to be actually competent as a teacher and not just like children. I meant more that there needs to be competence in the social aspect of teaching and instructing, like being able to explain things and creating a proper lesson plan, all the things you mentioned, and more importantly, bothering to do that. The point was more that being competent in the academic skill you're teaching alone is not enough most times, especially with younger students.
As for Snape, the recipes he thought were good, but I don't think having your students memorize recipes is what a potions professor should aspire to accomplish (it isn't for Slughorn). It's also not like he brewed in front of the class so they could learn from watching him or anything like that. I still think the students needed to put in a lot of effort to be able to learn anything from Snape. Like, Hermione had good grades in Potions before, despite Snape. She probably had to work way harder to get these grades than if there was a competent Potions professor. I had a math teacher like this (not as cruel) but anyone who wasn't already good in her subject was given no real attention by her and by the time I finished high school only six students remained in her class. I happened to be among them and got good grades, but not due to her, I didn't really learn anything from her. She was very competent in mathematics and everything she said was accurate, but there wasn't much actual teaching involved and I had to go ask another teacher for the sometimes two-sentence explanations she tended to skip over because it was obvious to her.
Honestly, I'll be happy to read a whole post about the teaching at Hogwarts, as the education standard there doesn't seem to exist.
6. Yeah, it is interesting. I assume some of these 22 had good personal reasons for applying like in the books and some were convinced by Dumbledore. Considering how old and politically involved Dumbledore is (and the fact he was a headmaster or teacher of most living wizards currently) he probably pulled a ton of favors over the years for people to come to teach Defence. Some, like Lupin, were perhaps down on their luck and just didn't have other job opportunities. There are a lot of possibilities here for why they'd take a risky job.
No but I have so many questions about the wizarding world which always come to my mind whenever I think of HP. And every new question just branches into a couple of others.
Granted, some are answered and some are so largely fanoned that most people already believed it to be canon but still.
First of all, what do all these people do, like... I feel like you have a few options only. You can become an auror or work in the Ministry of Magic in general (but tell me, how many unoccupied positions there are?!), you can work in St. Mungo's or something, or you can be a teacher and basically... This is it. Yeah, we have people like Newt but I feel like not many are into these things and also, it's pretty dangerous, isn't it?
And another thing. Like, how do they learn some of the spells that are not studied at school? Okay, let's say pure bloods have someone to teach the but muggle born? Others? How do you know how to make a car fly or sth?
How there isn't some type of Wizard University?! Where one can actually specialise in a certain field, let's say medicine?
Also, can likee, everyone become a teacher? Because I feel like that's really the case... (Ok, I'm in fact a teacher and for a fact I can say where I work it's sorta like that too but it's not your typical school and these are schools that everyone from the country/region attends..)
Like, no degree, no nothing. Do they just check how good was the person at this certain subject or what? How dangerous they are? And people seeing how each time there's a new DADA teacher, lots of them dying or something, why do they keep applying?! Even if you don't know about the curse, why?
Honestly, I have so many questions about Hogwarts and wizarding schools in general that it can be a post on its own.
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dracowars · 5 years ago
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Hii! So i have seen that your request is currently open! Also that you are kind of new here (i guess? Idrk)! I was wondering if i could request one? The story goes like draco pulls a prank on y/n (any kind really its up to you!) then later on showers her with his love (gift too because we all know he got the ✨ money money ✨ so thats it! (Its very fluffy im sorry) i hope you can do it totally alright if you cant tho!! I hope to see more of your works! God Bless💗
fun and games | draco malfoy
pairing: draco x slytherin!reader
word count: 3,3k
summary: where draco takes pranking y/n too far
a/n: thank you so so much for requesting! <3 since this is my first ever request i'm a little bit nervous >.< i really hope that you like it and that it lives up to your expectations! i feel honored that you trusted me with your request even though i'm still pretty new on here ♡
warnings: none
universe: harry potter
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You can't remember when it started, you only know that it did and that it slowly starts to annoy the hell out of you. Not because you don't understand fun, you really do, but you can't even spend a quiet minute with your boyfriend Draco anymore since he started acting like Fred and George Weasley, always pulling a prank on you with every possibility he got.
Some of those were actually funny and made you laugh, but at some point it just got too much. Every time you are with him now, you expect something to happen. Whether it is that he calls you to him to show you fantastic beasts that do not exist, making you look like a fool while he laughs, or that he hides two of your belongings somewhere around Hogwarts, telling you that it is actually three objects that you then have to search for like crazy. He even gave you Veritaserum once, just to ask you an endless number of questions which you inevitably had to answer. All of that you already went through. But today was somewhat different.
Draco did not pull a prank on you for weeks now, which you can not complain about at all, in fact you are quite happy about it. After his last prank you asked him to finally stop and it seems like he listened to you. Still, something feels very weird.
You haven't seen Draco today, which is rather unusual for you and your relationship because neither of you can last longer than a few hours without the other. You have just come out of your Defense Against the Dark Arts class and look around the hallway, expecting to spot him somewhere, while your classmates walk past you to head to their break. Usually, Draco always picks you up after class so that you can spend time together until your next course. But you don't see him anywhere today.
At the end of the hallway you spot Fred and George trying to sell one of their newest and greatest inventions to a first-year. You shake your head and roll your eyes. These two are probably responsible that your boyfriend had his prank phase, even though he absolutely despises every Weasley. Of course Draco would never admit it, but you think that he copied a lot from them.
"Leave the poor child alone, Weasley's", you tell them while passing them, not wanting to wait longer for Draco to pick you up. Regrettably you shouldn't have opened your mouth because all of a sudden they apparate in front of you out of nowhere, making you flinch and taking a step back. "What, Y/N? Did I hear you correctly?", George says, wiggling his eyebrows at Fred. "You really want to test our new creation?", Fred adds with a smile.
"No, thank you. I've had enough of pranks lately", you assure them with a forced smile. Obviously offended by your statement, the red haired twins cross their arms over their chest, giving you a disapproving look before vanishing again. Shaking your head, you make your way to your common room, hoping to meet Draco on the way there. Unfortunately, that does not happen and you slowly start to have a bad feeling. Where is he?
Once you arrive in the dungeons, you say the password and enter the common room, which is cosy warm in contrast to the cold corridors outside. After all, it's winter; what else should you expect from the temperature? Several Slytherin's buzz around, sitting at the green fire or studying at the tables. But still, no sign of Draco.
You spot Crabbe and Goyle on one of the sofas, who have their eyes focused on you. As soon as they realize that you look back at them, they burst into giggles and look away as if nothing happened. Their weird behavior lets you frown in confusion. Before you can confront them about it, Pansy suddenly appears right in front of you and thus into your field of vision.
"Y/N! We want to go down to the lake in a few minutes. It's frozen solid for the first time this year! Do you want to join us?", she offers, her outfit already perfectly adapted to the cold temperature outside. "Do you know where Draco is?", you blurt out, not answering to her question at all. "No? Why would I?", Pansy responds irritated.
You loudly breathe out. "Nevermind. Enjoy your trip to the lake", you wish her and give her a small smile, then walk past her and towards your room in the girls' dormitories. You don't miss the look that Crabbe and Goyle give you as well as their giggles when you make your way out of the big room though.
While walking your gaze falls on something laying on the ground and you immediately stop in your tracks abruptly. You bend down and pick it up in amazement, a now much bigger smile forming on your lips. In your delicate hand you're now holding a rose petal. Looking in front of you, you notice more rose petals on the floor. They seem to show you the way to your room.
It must have been Draco, he definetely wants to surprise you after a stressful day, you are sure about that. Quickly and with unbelievable enthusiasm you follow the path to your closed door. You imagine how you will open the door and come into your room, there will be a romantic atmosphere with warm candlelight and Draco will lovingly greet you, hug you and kiss you until-
SPLASH
You have just opened the door when suddenly a huge mass of cold water falls down on you, completely soaking you from head to toe. Because of the shock and the sudden coldness surrounding you, you gasp for air. In front of you, you do not see your desired romantic atmosphere or any candles, but only your laughing boyfriend.
"I got you again!", Draco rejoices and praises himself while you can only watch him in shock. You look down at yourself and lift one of your feet out of the puddle beneath you which you are now standing in. Water drips from your hair and your uniform to the floor. Your boyfriend's cheeky laugh echoes in your ears. Slowly your whole body begins to tremble, although you are not sure wheather it comes from the cold water or from the anger boiling up inside of you.
Assuming that you find the successful prank as funny as he does, he keeps laughing, not noticing your anger yet. "Fred and George did the same prank with Weaselbee the other day, so I had to try it out as well. It worked! Crabbe and Goyle helped me set it up and-"
"I hate you so much!", you scream at him angrily, no longer able to keep your anger under control. Draco's expression falls immediately, obviously not expecting this kind of a reaction. You are still stiffly standing under the door frame, stretching your arms away from your body to somehow escape the extreme cold, water still running down, even under your clothes. "Why do you never know when it's time to stop?! I thought you wanted to surprise me!"
A little taken aback, Draco slowly approaches you while you are busy with wringing out your wet hair. "Don't you dare touch me now, Draco Malfoy!", you command and he obeys your words, stopping a few inches in front of you. "Love, it was just supposed to be fun..", he mumbles dejected, insecurely rocking back and forth on his feet, slowly realizing his mistake.
"Yeah, of course. For you it's always all fun and games until someone dies!", you angrily rebuke him. "I'm completely wet, I'm damned cold, as if it wasn't already cold enough outside, and all I wanted is to spend a relaxing and nice afternoon with my boyfriend who, as always, only got nonsense in his mind and not thinks about his girlfriend's feelings!", you complain, getting rid of your wet cloak while bumping into him with your shoulder as you walk past, throwing it onto your bed. You sit down next to it on the soft mattress and take off your soaking wet shoes as well. For a few minutes there is nothing but silence between you two.
"Y/N..", Draco breaks the silence, but you just shoot him a scathing glance, your lower lip now trembling from the coldness surrounding your body. "I don't want to hear anything, Draco. Really", you scoff and roll your eyes, standing up to finally get out of your uncomfortable clothes. "Can you leave, please? I want to change", you ask him reproachfully, but he doesn't move a single bit.
"I'm responsible for this so let me help you, okay? I'm sorry", he says, sincerity in his sad voice. You can't even answer him as he already pulls out his wand and casts a spell you don't recognize. The puddles on the floor disappear and your clothes are suddenly dry again. All that is left is the unbearable cold around you. Freezing, you draw your cloak tighter around you and give Draco a very small but thankful smile.
He looks at you thoughfully before spreading his arms to invite you into a warm hug, which you gladly accept. Even though you're mad at him, he still manages to make you soften again. You wrap your arms tightly around his waist and he gently strokes your back with one hand in hopes to warm you up at least a little bit, then places a gentle kiss of the top of your head and hugs you even tighter, pulling you closer to his much warmer body. He can clearly feel your body tremble against his. "I'm really sorry, love. I hope you can forgive me for my stupid behavior..", he breathes into your ear, loosening your arms around his waist to take your ice-cold hands in his.
He closely examines your face, searching for any hint of what your answer could be like. No longer able to resist his pleading stare and shimmering gray eyes, you slowly nod to assure him that you will forgive him. Of course you will; you love him way too much to let something this silly destroy your relationship. More than happy with your answer, he cups your cheeks between his hands, his silver ring coldy pressing against your skin, and gives you a loving kiss.
"I will make up for it, I promise", he speaks against your lips after you broke the kiss, his thumb caressing your lower lip softly. "As long as you stop those stupid pranks, idiot", you roll your eyes, still feeling a tiny bit upset about the incident. A little chuckle escapes his lips and he pulls you close against him again. "Let's warm you up first, hm?", Draco whispers and before you know it he has apparated both of you back into the common room. Because everyone left to go to the lake you're now completely alone in the big room.
Without your consent, Draco pulls you onto one of the couches near the fireplace so you can warm up. With the help of a spell, he increases the flame a little more. Out of nowhere he throws you a fluffy, thick blanket and wraps you in it, your body now slowly but surely heating up.
While you're still busy making yourself comfortable, Draco extinguishes all the lights in the room except for a few candles, which dip the quiet room into a soothing light, creating a relaxing atmosphere for you two.
"Are you feeling warmer already? Do you need something else? What about a hot chocolate?", he questions you, still feeling extremly horrible for what he made you go through. "A hot chocolate sounds very nice, actually", you accept his offer, deciding to take advantage of the situation, innocently smiling at him. It does not even take him one single second and he suddenly vanishes into thin air. Shaking your head but smiling to yourself you watch the flame in the fireplace while you wait for him to return.
To your amazement, it takes him a lot longer than you expected and that just for a simple hot chocolate. After about a quarter of an hour he pops up again in front of you all of a sudden, two steaming cups in his hands. He serves you your hot drink with a cheeky smile on his face. "As requested: one perfectly hot chocolate, but not nearly as hot as you", he winks at you before making himself comfortable next to you.
"What took you so long?", you ask and take a sip, skillfully ignoring his statement. "Had to.. run a few more errands, you know. I'm a very busy man", he smirks at you, holding the, in his hands much smaller looking, cup. You look at him in disbelief and then discover a few white spots on his uniform that make you raise your eyebrows in confusion. "It's snowing outside?", you question and point to the snowflakes on his cloak that are slowly melting in the warm room. "Care to explain why you were outside?"
"Uh, well.. I just wanted to please my lovely girlfriend", he explains and takes something out of his pockets. You immediately know what it is and sit up excitedly, but before you can grab it, you pull your hand back. "That's not another one of your pranks, is it?", you pout and look in his eyes for an answer, any sign that this really is just normal candy from Honeydukes and not some experiments he bought from Fred and George.
"Come on, Y/N! They are not poisoned. Eat now or I froze myself to death out there for nothing", Draco assures you and you decide to trust him, carefully opening the candy, revealing the actually normal, delicious sweets that you love so much. Happily eating them you don't even notice at first how Draco keeps staring at you, one of his fingers nervously tapping the rim of his cup.
"Y/N?", Draco finally clears his throat, sitting up straight while you look at him with big expectant eyes. The way he pronounces your name, how the letters roll of his tongue create goosebumps all over your skin, causing you to cuddle up more into the cozy blanket, waiting for him to continue. His gaze wanders back and forth between you and his warm drink, of which he has not drunk very much yet.
He opens his mouth to say something again but notices the goosebumps on your arm, the alarm bells in his head loudly going off immediately. "Are you still cold? Wait a second!", Draco tells you, without waiting for an answer, and jumps up, running to his prefect room and coming back a few seconds later to give you one of his green Slytherin sweaters. "Here. Put it on, it will warm you up", he commands and examines you carefully as you pull it over your head, the pleasant scent of his perfume clouding your senses instantly.
Your cheeks turn a little bit red, on the one hand because of the extreme warmth that now surrounds you and on the other hand because Draco gives you such a sweet and tender look, as if you are the most beautiful and precious being in this world; which, in fact, you definetely are to him. He moves closer to you and puts his arm around your shoulders so that you can lean against his chest and snuggle up to him. Draco gently runs his fingers over your hair, over your cheeks and to your chin, which he slightly lifts up, making you look at him.
Neither of you say anything for a while, you just look each other deep in the eyes. Draco brushes one strand of hair behind your ear that fell into your face and slowly leans in. You close your eyes, waiting for him to connect your lips, but he teasingly stops shortly before, his breath fanning against your skin. "I have something for you.. as an apology", he gently whispers and you open your eyes in surprise. "You don't have to give me anything, Draco. I've already forgiven you, you know that", you smile at him, cupping one of his cheeks which makes him smile.
He takes your hand in his and squeezes it lightly, kisses your knuckles and then shakes his head with a sigh. "I know. Still, I feel bad and want to give you something. Something very meaningful and significant", he declares, reaching into his pocket once again. Eventually, his secrecy makes you kind of curious anyway and you look at his hand eagerly, waiting to see what the gift will be.
Draco pulls out a small black box covered in velvet. Your curious gaze focuses on the box, which contents are still unknown to you until he finally opens it and reveals a beautiful, gold shimmering and, above all, quite expensive looking necklace. Small moons and stars hang on it, but the real focus of the indescribably lovely piece of jewelry is in the middle. The bigger splendid pendant attached to it is none other than his name, Draco, written in an artistic curved font. Overwhelmed, your mouth drops open.
"Actually, I wanted to give it to you for our anniversary this year, as a thanks for sticking around with me for so long, no matter how stupid and silly and annoying I was. Somehow it just felt like the right moment to give it to you now", Draco explains in a calm voice, no sight of the silly boy from a few hours ago, and takes the necklace out of its box, gesturing that you should turn around so he can carefully place it around your neck. He leaves a few butterfly kisses along your neck before you turn around to him again, immediately touching the pendant with your fingertips, slightly pressing it against your soft skin.
"I thought I would give you my first name as long as I can't give you my last", Draco smiles timidly, a tear escaping from the corner of your eye as you pull him into a tight embrace. "D-Draco.. I don't know what to say.. I love you so much", you sob into his neck, placing a kiss right there. His arms wrap around you and he breathes out contentedly and somewhat relieved. "I was afraid that you would reject me..", he whispers nearly inaudible, more to himself than to you.
"I would never even think about rejecting you! But do you really promise that you will make it come true, Draco? That you will give me the honor to receive your last name?", you ask seriously, retreating a bit so you are able to look at his handsome face. A smile creeps its way onto his lips at your so serious but also hopeful facial expression. "I don't want anything more in my life than that, darling", Draco clarifies honestly and then takes the pendant with his name on it between his thumb and index finger. "This is a promise", he repeats softly and gives you a quick but loving kiss.
Despite the short kiss, you feel a pleasant warmth inside of you and the butterflies flutter around in your stomach. You put your hands around his neck and can't help but grin brightly, trying to hide it by biting down on your lower lip. Immediately, Draco's thumb comes up to your lip and stops you from doing so, looking back and forth between your shiny eyes and plump lips.
The next kiss you share is so passionate and with so much love that you forget everything around you in a matter of seconds, fading out your surroundings. Now, there is only you and Draco. And a promise that you hold close to your heart.
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romanovanatalia · 3 years ago
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J. Karen Rowling is a piece of shit with a hate speech which endangers the lives of thousands and millions of trans people who, at least in my country, have a life expectancy of 35 years because of hate crimes against them.
However, I find people dictating others that they shouldn’t read or watch HP and wishing them death, ain't it. The Harry Potter phenomenon was massive and marked a before and after — it was everywhere, a huge percentage of children picked up books for the first time because of Harry Potter, records were broken. Nobody can't escape that pretending like it never happened and that something that massive won't be passed on to others generations.
The Harry Potter franchise has a lot of social issues that should be criticised. It’s easy to point out the racism (poor attempts of writing a modern day slavery emancipation, Cho Chang, the Parvati sisters), homophobia (the way Dumbledore's sexuality was handled, Credence in Fantastic Beasts), antisemitism (the goblins' depiction in the movies), xenophobia (Seamus Finnigan), romanticism of child abuse and toxic love (Dumbledore and Snape), etc etc. At this point, we all know that. But I firmly belive that as long as we acknowledge how dangerous and wrong these representations are, we can still read and watch any book, movie or TV show that we want. I've read Edgar Allan Poe's works — that didn't make me want to marry a 13 year old cousin at 27. I've read The Chronicles of Narnia multiple times — I didn't pursue the ideals of a white Christian man from the early to mid 20th century. I've read Lovecraft — I didn't turn out to be a racist bigoted pos because I'm better and I constantly try to educate myself not to be one. And the list goes on with every single writer throughout history and their works.
People can still read Harry Potter over and over again, watch the movies or remember it fondly for what it meant to them. Just try to buy non official merchandising, your books from second hand and pirate the new movies or whatever new stuff is released like I've been doing it for years so that none of your money goes to Rowling's wallet and most likely to funding transphobic organisations. Yes, that means engaging on something JKR created but remember that it's impossible to erase it from existence, that future generations will still consume it like we're still consuming Charles Dickens' novellas and that there really isn't ethic consumption under capitalism.
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