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#I want Harley though omg...
dankovskaya · 2 years
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yeah you're right they definitely could've done more...I'm not gonna expect too much but ig since there's gonna be a second season and Babs isn't a cop anymore maybe they'll have more in depth critique there but then again I heavily doubt DC would actually let them do that even if the writers wanted to lmao probably gonna be quite milquetoast if anything
Didn't know there was gonna be another season omg!
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orcelito · 3 months
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Feel like I am absorbing as much as my father after his death as possible. I will carry on his Legacy. I will be the Biker (in time). I am already the weapon collector (though with knives, not guns). I even have accepted owning a minions mug, something I swore would never happen (I hate those fucking things), just bc it makes me think of him.
Maybe he's gone now, but I'm gonna make damn sure to live a continuation of his life... just in my own way, lol
#speculation nation#like how im taking so much of his clothes. im absorbing some of his masculinity too#i own so many harley things now. like tshirts and such. my dad had so many.#and. well. i did end up deciding to take his little revolver. though that's with more of a grave observance than anything else.#guns are. scary. and i think it's ludicrous that i dont even need a permit to own a gun here#but it's my dad's. and at least a revolver is less scary than like. a pistol.#less easy to accidentally go off. u gotta pull back the hammer every shot and everything.#guns are scary and i dont like them. but it was my dad's. a pretty big part of his life.#i was raised being taught basic gun safety rules. brought to a shooting range at 9 years old#i couldnt even hold up the rifle i was so small.#never went since then bc i didnt care for it. but it's still... something so intrinsic to him in my mind.#so in this Too. i will be continuing his legacy. at least a little bit.#we r gonna be selling most of his guns. but not that one.#it's so tiny. it fits so well in my little hands. i kind of love it almost as much as i fear it.#oh well. i'll be careful. i was taught to never forget the danger a gun can be.#a part of me also is like 'omg a revolver. like what vash uses!' which ok maybe that's part of why i went to the revolver too#though the primary reasons are. it's a Tiny piece. and also itd be Really difficult to accidentally shoot it.#bc u gotta full on cock it back And pull the trigger. that aint gonna happen by accident.#but yeah not to be Stereotypical American but yea guns sure do exist here#and it's in my family too. i want the gun to remember him by. even if i dont ever end up using it.#(tho ive contemplated taking it to a range at least once just to get a feel for actually shooting it#Just In Case i ever end up needing to use it for like. home invasion self defense or smth#which is. another Smaller reason for me to have it. things to think about.)
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poisonousquinzel · 2 years
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Batman: Urban Legends (2021 - ) #1
Hi, am thinking about Harley and Ivy gardening and setting up Ivy's greenhouse together because they should be allowed to embrace each other's passions and build each other up and help with the other's plans 💖💖 instead of it being an unnecessary sexist and ooc hurdle
(cough @ P*ul D*ni & Br*ce T*mm cough hahahahhahahhahah)
Cause really, Harley would love doing anything with Ivy and would 1000% count gardening with her as dates. It's daily dates! 💞🥺
She loves everything about her enchanting, plant obsessed lady. Ivy sees cool moss and is like !! Moss!! ❤️❤️ And Harley matches her enthusiasm not cause she loves moss but because she loves Ivy. And Ivy being happy and excited about something inherently is gonna make Harley happy because she loves it when her partners are thriving.
If she can help in that, she jumps at the chance. She may mess up and get distracted, but she loves and listens and notes what little things makes them tick because they're special to her.
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Harley Quinn: Make 'em Laugh (2020-) #2 "Housewarming"
Like this!!! More of this!! She knew that the Bonsai tree was something Ivy would want to save if she went there and she knew it was something that would be in better hands in the care of Ivy anyway. And then in the end, even though she wasn't able to obtain the tree because of the guard robot, her snake swallowed a couple of rare seeds and hacked them up on Ivy's floor. A bit gross, sure, but Ivy's delighted!
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"These--These are gargantua seeds! Some of the rarest in the world! Stolen from their rightful homes centuries ago, and all but extinct! Genuine man-eating trees! This is better than anything I could have dreamed of! Thank you!"
Lots of exclamation points when you write out the dialogue but skdjsksks like they're just so 💖💞💖💞💖 special to me
Omg and the "My Harls" 💞💞💞
And the loveliest "Garden" trope of them all for Harlivy, the Paradise/Eden/Utopia 💖🤌 my Fucking Beloved,,,, I've posted the bits here 💖 but like these ones ?!?
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Batman (2016) #97
"She built this paradise for me in a cave system under the park, after a rough time with Mr. J... I wasn't ready to let go of him then, but he'd poisoned me....
This was kinda sorta my rehab clinic. That's why I wanted to bring you here."
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"Ivy's usual rules are No Clothes In Eden, but I don't think you and I have that kind of relationship.
And if any of these plants have her residual personality, they'd probably try harder to eat you.
This is where I used to go with her to get my brain in order. To a point, anyways..."
Like the months they probably spent together throughout the years in Eden, their own secret safe haven, a place that Ivy would take her when she needed to get away from it all. And the way she says "if any of these plants have her residual personality, they'd probably try harder to eat you."
the plants probably reacted to Ivy's emotions whenever they were there before, there together. Just the two of them, nude, vulnerable and completely and utterly alone besides the other, far far beneath the world above.
Just the idea of casual vines, grass and ferns brushing lovingly against Harley's legs and arms as they walk together, a perfectly bloomed flower and it's stem wrapping around her bicep.
The two of them spending each night together in the bud of a rose Ivy grew, entrained and intertwined for warmth and comfort. The two of them gently washing each other's backs in the river, skinny-dipping in the dark and getting lost in the feeling of each other's skin against their own.
Ivy creating this perfect escape for them where they didn't have to worry about anything, money, food, cruel and vindictive ex's.
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"Trying to cut my throat open was one thing, but then you come to burn down the only place I still like in this stupid city?" Batman (2016) #98 And if Harley ever did get too cold, if they happened to venture down in the colder months, the No Clothes Rules could always be fudged to mean no Human World clothes. She could craft her clothes just like she makes her own outfits.
But, really, they both enjoy the freedom and intimacy that comes from being fully exposed and naked around each other, the inherent vulnerability and trust.
And Harley always feels okay and loved in her presence, never feels like she needs to cover up her body, because Ivy has and would never make jokes about her body (she's not him.)
And Ivy's affection and sometimes shy nature when it comes to that direct deceleration is always evened out by the connected plants easy nature to show exactly how she's feeling. Like,, If she feels nervous about holding Harley's hand, well she better get on it because those pretty ferns that look purple and blue in the right light will not stop wrapping around her and tickling Harley's palms.
Even in the night, they'll wake up curled together, most of the time in the spooning position, but Harley always has a little visitor or two attempting to warm her alongside Ivy. It makes Ivy flush every time as she wills them away, but Harley loves it and she treasures the fact that Ivy trusts her so much, and loves her so deeply that her connection to the plant life around them is tuned in to the sheer overwhelming emotion she feels towards and about Harley every time she lays eyes on her silly little clown.
Harley wouldn't mention it, but she'd know. She is trained to notice those things 💞
Like, y'all, I am totally a-okay sobs hysterically
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#harley quinn#harleen quinzel#poison ivy#pamela isley#harlivy#dc comics#they make me FERAL#EMOTIONAL#DISTRAUGHT AT THE PURE AND UNHINGED ROMANCE OF IT ALL#the way that comic harlivy could easily be one of the best love stories ever told if someone would just get the rights#and write out their story from beginning to end so people wouldn't get so damned confused about it cause really#its fucking 💞💕💖💕💖💕💕💖💕💖💕💖💕💖💕💖💕💕💖💕💖💕💞💕💖💕💖 perfection#the growth and overcoming trauma?!? the reluctant friends to Best Friends for Years to Lovers#the ups and downs but in the end always coming back and growing stronger and healthier because of their bond#and their want and desire to be with one another#👌💖👌👌💖👌💖👌👌💖👌💖👌👌💖👌💖#that's some good shit right there#mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah#like its actually such a great love story about a couple of traumatized sapphic women overcoming and growing and healing and i just#i love them so much and i feel like they get reduced so easily to just such a simple and tbf boring arc#that just doesn't capture the lengths and bounds that they've gone through together.#and i think a lot of people that're only getting into them / finding out about them through the Animated HQ show#are really only getting the like last 20% of their pre established arc and then get into the comics and are confused or put off#because they're more than just a quick friends to lovers arc.#the friends arc lasted so long for them and it had so much development and growth in it#like in BTAS alone it was at least 7 years for Harley. and that's just them being friends.#there's a lot of trauma on both sides and the healing process isn't just a nice simple one#that gets patched up because Harley's ex is now running for Mayor. (no i haven't fucking forgiven them 🔪🔪🔪🔪)#tw abuse mention#♢ meta & analysis ♢
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lilligantlover · 2 days
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cs pride headcannons
happy pride month! this is to the gays, lesbians, queers, transgenders, nonbinaries, bisexuals, everyone!!!!! (except homophobes, get away) happy pride month and good job being so fruity! we love u ^_^
ok so basically i have headcanons for my fav pokemon characters, may drew harley n solidad but i never really did much with them but since its literally pride month right now i thought why not draw them? theyre more like chibi attempted weird ass doodles butttttttt
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first up, of course, our baby drew.
theres smth about him that just screams transgender.. hes ftm (female to male) since he didnt feel right in his body, but doesnt mind presenting himself in a feminine way. demisexual also because i dont feel like he randomly falls in love with people unless they know them well and have a good bond! and he obviously doesnt care about anyones gender whatsoever, doesnt have a preference either.
he goes by he/they pronouns and would rather not be regarded by feminine names, though he himself doesnt really care about how he appears to others
if someone comes out to drew:
someone: “drew, i have to tell you something.. im lesbian.”
drew: “thats nice”
drew is neutral about this stuff. he simply doesnt mind that much. though inside, secretly, he is pretty proud of whoever comes out to him; he does care.
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next up, may!
may is an ally, no doubt. she loves everyone as they are! i debated making her asexual for a hot second, but scrapped it later as i didnt really liked that for her :P
she goes by she/her! she respects everyones pronouns, and if unsure if what pronouns to use she always uses they/them to avoid mis pronouncing. always shows up at pride conventions!
if someone were to come out to may:
someone: “may.. i have to tell you something. im non-binary”
may: “OMG THAT IS SO COOL I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU AND PROUD OF YOU!!!!”
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next up, our cunty harley!
hes bisexual and non-binary. he loves both women and men, and simply doesnt give a fuck about (his) gender. he goes by she/he/they pronouns since he really doesnt care what people regard him as. “gender doesnt matter honey!”
he doesnt mind looking feminine or masculine at all, so sometimes u see him skipping around in skirts and the other moment you see him in a suit. and honestly? we love that for him. pop off harley
if someone were to come out to harley:
someone: “hey, harley? can i tell you something? im gay.”
harley: “OOOOOO! so proud of you honey! welcome to the gays!”
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and lastly, solidad!
shes a lesbian. i dont care what you have got to say, solidad is a lesbian. she loves women, she loves feminine people. shes also aromantic because i can make her aromantic. she naturally loves platonically, but she can love (and feel) romantically, just not that often.
she herself is also an ally, of course, everyone in these headcanons are, but she is an ally. she supports everyone the way they are, no matter their sexuality, gender, race, background, whatever. she loves everyone. n that goes for may drew and harley also! solidad would probably be the most calm if you were to come out to her, though.
if someone were to come out to solidad:
someone: “solidad? i wanted to tell you that im bisexual..”
solidad: “oh, that’s wonderful! congratulations. i am so proud of you for telling me.”
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happy pride month! make sure to love everyone the way they are. love isnt a choice, neither the way you were born or how you feel in your own body! youre good as u are!
im pretty much questioning myself, i mean, im sure im aroace but beside that? no clue. for now id just say im heterosexual, but i havent really fallen for people romantically or sexually so i dont know at all lol
school still isnt over, still have about a month left 💔 i hate the netherlands vacation time so much only 6 weeks for summer break is crazy
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drpoisonoaky · 8 months
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A good psychologist is hard to find especially when you’re a bat-something. So go to Ivy’s house and pay a visit to the best therapist in Gotham: Harley Quinn
---------[Barbara Gordon]
Harley: Hey Babs.
Babs: Hi.
Harley: You’re are late but damn you look happy.
Babs: Guess therapy is really working.
Harley: Mmm.
Babs: Truly.
Harley: I know I’m good but I’m not that good.
Babs: Harley I don’t know what you are assuming.
Harley: I’m not gonna make you talk if you don’t wanna. But I know why somebody got that smile, you know when me and Ives started to you know I worn the brightest smile that any person coul-
Babs: You know Dick and I aren’t together anymore, right?
Harley: Oh I know, he’s in that weird fase of “all of the redheads are evil” so I connected the dots.
Harley: Now he gets exposure therapy every time Pam opens the door.
Harley: But I had a question though.
Babs: What?
Harley: When you have to go to National city do you call her and she fly you or do you go like a regular person. Cause lemme tell ya Ivy loves the first one sooo much not cause is gayer, which I think gives it extra points, but cause is much better for the environment than plains or cars. Well assuming she doesn’t pollute the air cause we nev-
Babs: I don’t know what you are talking about and I’m here for therapy so…
Harley: I see…
Harley: What time is it? Omg I have to water Ivy’s tomatoes and feed the babies.
Harley: I think we should do your session tomorrow or maybe next week cause you know information is really important and it looks like you don’t wanna talk…
Babs: Are you really postponing my therapy session if I don’t tell you about my love life right now?
Harley: Your neck is cover in hickeys, the rogues are literally shitting their pants cause the super blonde is here and I won’t be able to focus if I don’t know the whole story.
Babs [face completely red]:
Harley: Pretty please?
Babs:
Harley:
Ivy [from other room]: Oh c’mon we want to know don’t be a prick.
Ivy: Especially how you go to National city.
---------[Kara Zor-El Danvers]
Kara: Hi?
Ivy: Shit shit shit I promise that thing with superman only happen once. I was young, I was lost, I have power and you know difficult times.
Kara: Is Harley Quinn here?
Ivy: Oh…she’s good now, I promise. Take me instead I’m more evil yesterday I punched an-
Kara: Oh nonono I’m not here as a hero. I’m here for therapy.
Ivy: Oh thank god.
Harley [who has just enter the room]: RED WHO’S THERE I HAVE MY BAT AND A FICUS!
Kara: Oh hey!
Harley: HOLY MOLLY GUACAMOLLY the super blondie.
Kara: I was talking with batgirl the other day and she talked a lot about how you are helping her. So I thought why don’t you tried what’s the worst could happen.
Harley: I- YES YES YES OF COURSE.
Harley: Wait so Babs thinks I’m good?
Kara: DO YOU KNOW HER REAL IDENTITY?!
Harley: I mean yeah, but I don’t need to know yours no biggie.
Harley: also I assume you know hers cause you and her [lace her finger(same way babs did with her to hint that her and ivy are roommates)] just you know wink wink.
Ivy: Do you just said wink wink instead of saying it?
Harley: It’s more organic.
Kara: Oh well yes and yes she is… awesome.
Harley: So no worries blondie and come here it’s therapy time.
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lithuanianking · 4 months
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What do you think about the bits of characterization implying that Seymour thinks Audrey likes abusive guys (the leather jacket scene/"Gee I'd like a harley machine, toolin' around like I was James Dean, makin' all the guys on the corner turn green!"/her choosing Twoey over him in his nightmare in the extended movie version of The Meek Shall Inherit), this stuff drives me insane and I don't ever see anyone talk about it but I think it's really interesting and can be tied into things like his insecurity about his masculinity and the reality of her 50s housewife dream actually being very messed up and conductive to abuse unknown to her and yeah why do I never see anyone talk about this it's so (strange and) interesting
I have never heard this concept before omg.
Seymour definitely tries to "mirror" orin in the sense that he at least wants to look like him.
Audery actually kinda admits to him that she keeps ending up with abusive guys "I'd meet a man and I follow him blindly,he'd snap his fingers,me I'd say sure." Also with in the movie how she excuses orin by saying he makes good money and that he's a Professional.
So I don't know if I agree with Seymour thinks she particularly goes affter abusive guys but I don't disagree either.
But I'm gonna have to flat out respectfully disagree with you about her wanting to be a house wife being messed up.
The second wave of feminism took place in the 1960s which was did critique the idea of women having to belong in the kitchen. But just because a woman wants to be a housewife does that mean she has internalize misogyny?
Let's break down her song somewhere that's green.
"I know Seymour's the greatest
But I'm dating a semi-sadist
So I've got a black eye
And my arm's in a cast."
It's pretty clear what she's saying here,Seymour is the ideal guy for her but she can't really leave orin.
"Still, that Seymour's a cutie
Well, if not, he's got inner beauty
And I dream of a place
Where we could be together at last"
Being a house wife isn't audery trying to confine to social standards it's a place for her and Seymour to get away from there hard lives.
"He rakes and trims the grass
He loves to mow and weed"
Here she talks about how Seymour would Also be doing his fair share,even though it is the more "masculine" chore. But she likes the idea of having a husband who'd just like to do chores and be a good father.
It suddenly Seymour she mentions being raised by a single mother so she probably wants a "normal" adult life and wants to raise children with 2 parents.
Also yes Seymour is definitely concerned about his masculinity. He is a very nerdy guy and allways portrayed as the weak guy.
To get a little off topic but in the cartoon i mentioned there a episode that he's I'm home ec and he gets bullied by paine and his friends for not being manly enough.
He probably feels almost pressured by orin who is this overly masculine guy (which is to compensate for the fact he is a closed gay man but that's not what this posts about) and might think audery won't like a little shrimp like him.
He's also constantly getting picked on and pushed around and mostly by his own creation. I myself do struggle with some toxic masculinity and can sympathize with Seymour being more feminine by the people around him.
So audery "choosing " orin over him 100% makes him feel not manly enough.
Thanks so much for this ask it was great to think of something I've never took into account !
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riddle-me-ri · 10 months
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Hiiii!
I seen that you liked Ghibli, and i simply got so happy! (i simply adore everything that has to do with Miyazaki's work, and feel so exited for his next movie!)
Well, here's my request: the Mad Hatters with a s/o who's EXACTLY like Sophie from Howl's Moving Castle!
I really like the idea of the s/o being a Hatter, so Jervis could either fall in love due to her work, or feel evious but end's loving her due to her calm, kind and honest nature!
That would be it! Have a great day!
a/n: awww omg I love this idea so very much!! It’s such a cute and neat concept! Thanks so much for requesting it! I hope I did it justice, I definitely think most Hatters would be floored with only a couple being jealous lol. I'm not gonna lie working on this has inspired me to wanna do some fics/drabbles with BTAS Jervis and his s/o owning a shop and him reforming properly as he wanted to do in The Worry Men 🥺
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The Mad Hatters with a Milliner/Hatter S/O
Arkhamverse Mad Hatter:
- At first he is unsure...
- Who ever heard of there being ANOTHER Hatter??
- But you were a different kind of Hatter.
- Not only were you extremely gifted in making various hats but…you were also incredibly kind…
- Even to someone like him. 
- He soon grows to be absolutely enamored by you. 
- Jervis may use your own unsuspecting hats for his plans 
- And the recipient better be appreciative to get to wear his beloved's hats. 
BTAS Mad Hatter:
- Jervis absolutely adores you. 
- He loves to see how creative and spontaneous you get when coming up with designs. 
- Hat making is one of your favorite pastimes for the two of you. 
- You two have definitely collaborated on numerous hats from concept to execution. 
- You often use this as a time to ramble off to each other about everything and anything. 
- Jervis never felt more comfortable in his own skin than when he's in your shop. 
- He can't help but smile to himself that maybe, his little bonnet shop with his sweet hatter can become a reality.  
TNBA Mad Hatter: 
- Jervis is delighted to have you by his side. 
- While he works and tinkers with his inventions. 
- You would be working away at some new headwear. 
- He'd always prefer your charming top hats you made. 
- But then again, everything you made was as beautiful as you. 
- He admires your skill and your big heart. 
- He's always happy to try on one of your hats; in fact he considers it an honor.
Gotham Mad Hatter:
- Jervis finds it almost too perfect. 
- He constantly finds himself in urgent and reckless situations.
- Which puts his beloved hat in dire straits 
- And who is he if he doesn't have his hat? 
- He also doesn't mind if you patch him up as well along with his hat. 
- Even though you tend to bend his ear in the process…
- Jervis is just delighted to have someone so endearing in his corner.
- He truly thinks it was destiny that you two found each other.
Harley Quinn: TAS Mad Hatter:
- How would you feel about working for him?
- He needs enough cowboy hats to take over the city–
- oh…not up your alley huh?
- Well, at least he made you laugh
- It's awkward at first, it seems so fitting but yet there's some slight contrast in motivations.
- You do seem to put him at ease somehow. 
- He enjoys watching you work.
- You're a better distraction than playing spin the tea pot and drink either cyanide or tea.
Joker’s Asylum Mad Hatter:
- At first he's somewhat uneasy…
- He's trying to avoid tea and hats…to be with a Hatter would be counterintuitive. 
- Not that he isn't amazed by some of your creations. 
- Jervis can think of a plethora of characters who would don all the various hat wear. 
- He feels simultaneously overwhelmed but also right at home. 
- Your sweet, attentive, and honest nature helps him feel at ease.
- Yet maybe, just maybe, with someone as caring and mindful, perhaps he can finally have both love and hats.
Secret Six Mad Hatter: 
- Jervis is definitely likely to be competitive at first.
- Can you make a hat that would fit your pinky? Could you make a hat that would properly fit an apple? 
- He can't help but be impressed when you do just that and then some. 
- Soon envy turns into admiration for detail…
- You know he likes his food with hats and you make your own hats for all his meals. 
- Hats alone definitely becomes something of a love language between you two. 
- You'll make one's for him and he makes them for you. 
- You're the only one he trusts to take care of his hat if it gets damaged. 
- It's hard for Jervis to imagine being with anyone else but another Hatter. 
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deatheweeb · 11 months
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The extinguisher, or alternatively, an archivist
going to go on this ramble underneath here
ofc she has some Harley Quinn inspo to her lmao
I saw an idea floating around where the archivists could be based off the four horsemen of the apocalypse since there's four of them and it just sounds real cool. And obviously, they will be the war horse. But I was thinking about changing the fancy jester fit because it felt a bit similar to the collector but they just had more sinister and fierce vibes. Maybe war-general or knight-inspired fit?? Thats if I have the time to re-design them though and the motivation (I got classes coming up real soon and most of my energy will be put through those said classes).
They'd be that one archivist responsible for purging certain records that arent needed anymore or for other reasons (records include living beings so in short shes capable of making a species that has been archived earlier extinct). As an god-like being, you could picture them as some sort of war god. With all the explosions, destruction, and terror; the one more likely to get up close and get physical with you despite your chances of getting disintegrated. As a war god I wanna give them swords as weapons if they ever want to use them. And if she ever becomes angry (head explodes, just light) maybe the blades of the swords will transform into light moving at an extremely fast pace to make a sword chainsaw omg why am i describing weapons i hadn't even bloody drawn yet bruhhh
note to self: give the fire powers to the archivists with the yellow bauble star later when they're created later on and give The extinguisher powers with a more electric, spikey vibe if that makes sense??
I'm willing to make three more interpretations of the archivists :> so uhh, be prepared for that if the time ever comes
side note; one of The Extinguisher's abilities is what the collector also has where they can greatly enhance their eyes to view great distances and beings up close. For her case though, she uses ONE of her eyes, and while using that ability her and view features a crosshair. I wanted to give her that unique sorta ability because I thought it would be fitting for a war god like them to be a super-weapon or smth. It's also because certain cross-hair shapes look very similar to a star
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archie-sunshine · 4 months
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HI HELLO how are you doing?
So! i love your humanformer design, they are accyrate and you understood the assignment 🌟💅 period
So i wanted to make my own and share it with u (just share, you don't have to answer really, i just want u to see it and maybe it will bring u happiness or whatever it can gives u) !
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HERE IS THE PUNK RODIMUS
He is a Harley Davidson biker and it doesn't leave my mind.
Its not done bc haha 🌟making faces🌟 is too hard
Anywayyyy have a realky nice day 🌅
SO COOL!! Youre so right though, rodimus would definitely wear a kind of punky look. he'd own a motorcycle and treat it like his baby- OMG WAIT THATS THE HUMANFORMERS ROD POD-
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renthony · 2 years
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The literal only reason I don't have a cosplay OnlyFans is because some of my friends have been so aggressively harassed over theirs, and I really don't fucking feel like dealing with "omg how dare you sexualize cartoons?!" while I'm trying to make rent money. Never mind that straight men can jerk it to the original Harley Quinn design all they want and nobody gives a shit, even though she's also from a cartoon.
Which is a shame because cosplay lingerie pinups are so fun. And also I need the money.
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itsyourstarboy · 2 years
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🎃Redacted Couples Dressing Up For Halloween🎃
👻👻Spoopy Time Headcanons👻👻
🥰Couples Costumes🥰🥰
Pt. 1
(Btw, the gender of the costume character is not directly linked to the gender of the redacted character/listener character, Milo and Sweetheart’s is prime example of this)
First up is...
Asher and Baaabe
Ah, yes, the lovely goofball/hot bitch power couple ☺️☺️
These two are the reason I made this list, because I KNOW
Asher would dress as Roger Rabbit
And Babe would dress as Jessica Rabbit
(Who Framed Roger Rabbit 1988 film)
THEY CANT NOT DRESS AS THEM, SERIOUSLY
I also just kinda wanna see Babe in that red dress, ngl-
You just can’t tell me this isn’t them 👇👇👇
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Milo and Sweetheart
Okay, DONT HATE ME FOR THIS
I’m not making fun of Milo’s accent, I swear-
That being said...
Milo would dress as Harley Quinn
And Sweetheart would dress as The Joker
(The DC Universe comic book series and more)
If you disagree, that’s fine, I get it, it’s probably an overdone joke idk,
BUT MILO WOULD BE KILLING IT IN HARLEY QUINN’S SUICIDE SQUAD OUTFIT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME???
And Sweetheart in a suit 👀👀👀👀
I don’t think more needs to be said
Milo calling Sweetheart Puddin
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David and Angel
I wish I could think of something more interesting or elaborate for these two, but let’s be honest...
David would dress as The Big Bad Wolf
And Angel would dress as Little Red Riding Hood
(Little Red Riding Hood 17th century folktale)
ITS SO PERFECT THEY LITERALLY CANT BE ANYTHING ELSE
Okay, well, that’s a lie, I almost made them Beauty and the Beast
But I have a feeling David would not want to dress up, so Angel just has to work with what he already is-
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Sam and Darlin
THIS ONES MY FAVORITE THIS ONES MY FAVORITE
Now, I’m not making fun of Sam and calling him a cowboy.
I have his accent too, it’d make me a hypocrite.
HOWEVER THIS IS TOO PERFECT AND IF I CAN MAKE THIS COUPLE CANON IN ANY WAY IT SHALL BE THIS
Sam would dress as Jedediah
And Darlin would dress as Octavius
(Night at the Museum film franchise)
JEDTAVIUS MY BELOVED 😩😩😩
Darlin rocking that Roman armor 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
Sammy in the cowboy fit 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
I know he wouldn’t want to dress as a cowboy, but I think he’d be fine if he’s dressing as Jedediah
We all know he’s an Owen Wilson kinnie anyway
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Vincent and Lovely
Okay this one might be a bit of a stretch...
I really struggled to pick a dynamic duo for them, but I think this works
Vincent would dress as Erik “The Phantom”
And Lovely would dress as Christine
(The Phantom of the Opera 1986 musical)
No, I didn’t choose this because I think Vincent would look hot in The Phantom’s mask 😅😅😅
...👀
I honestly don’t have much else to say about them, it just felt right.
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Geordi and Cutie
This is another one that I struggled with
And I honestly don’t know why I think they’d dress as this duo-
Geordi would dress as Jerry
And Cutie would dress as Tom
(Tom and Jerry animated franchise)
To be completely honest, I think they’d dress as any dynamic duo within Looney Toons/Warner Bros...
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Gavin and Freelancer
Y’know how I said Sam and Darlin’s costume was my favorite?
Well this one is a very close second
Gavin would dress as Tiffany
And Freelancer would dress as Chucky
(Bride of Chucky 1998 film)
I JUST KNOW THAT GAVIN WOULD
HE’S A HOT BITCH AND SO IS TIFF, IT JUST MAKES SENSE
God I hope someone draws this, ngl
Do I just want to see him in a leather jacket and fishnets? Maybe.
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Ollie and Mentor
This one was another struggle
I just don’t know much about either of them even though I’ve listened to Ollie’s playlist
Hell, Mentor doesn’t even have a proper pet name...
But, regardless, there was one iconic duo that came to mind for these two and it just kinda stuck...
Ollie would dress as Shaggy
And Mentor would dress as Velma
(Scooby-Doo animated franchise)
I don’t know why, I just feels like they would
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Elliott and Sunshine
Okay, hear me out-
These two DO NOT PLAY when it comes to Halloween costumes, alright?
They’ve been doing matching outfits for YEARS, even before they were dating
And they will not stop.
Elliott would dress as Wybie
And Sunshine would dress as Coraline
(Coraline 2009 film)
Again, I just feel like they would, okay?
The bestest, mostest, dynamicist, duoist duo in the entire Redactedsphere
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Avior and Starlight
THEY CANT NOT DRESS AS A TIM BURTON COUPLE OKAY-
It’s just perfect for them 😭😭
That being said...
Avior would dress as Jack
And Starlight would dress as Sally
(The Nightmare Before Christmas 1993 film)
I might just want to see Avior in a black and white striped suit, but I swear there’s more to this-
Halloweentown is basically hell.
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quandaryqueen · 1 year
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*metal pipe noise x2*
HI HELLOOOOO IM BACK AGAIIIIN!!!!
I am the very happy yippee about the cuddling hcs for HQ Scarecrow and my hyperfix hungers for more!
I want you to go have fun with this next one, write whatever HCs you want about him, whether it's angst, fluff, etc. you get the idea
I just love him so much he literally does the :3 face!!
Valentine's Day
Harley Quinn Series Jonathan Crane X Reader
Inspired by the Valentine's Day special.
Omg, I didn't realise you requested for HC's omg I got a little carried away when you said I was allowed angst 😅
You narrowed your eyes upon spotting something falling from the sky... Scratch that, it looked as though it was raining, except it was pink flowers. Having been living in Gotham with its sporadic fuckery, you didn't fuck around and find out what the pink rain was as you stepped into the nearest telephone booth and locked yourself in.
Everyone in the city just stood and stared as the majestic fall of what seemed like pink petals fall from the skies, as if the heavens were to celebrate the romantic day as well, while you stand wonder whether these people, the same people who opt not to drink from their sinks and spend extra money on mineral water just in case your husband decided to spike the water supply with his spooky juice, were standing and just watching? But for all you knew, this was just flower confetti to celebrate the day, might be some rich person romantically littering the whole city as a grand gesture of love, but you would rather not catch something today.
It didn't take long for your cautious ass to be justified when everyone around you started acting up. Just as you avoided being one of them, you nonchalantly hotwired the nearest vehicle and headed elsewhere to rid yourself of the eyesore that was public indecency in every turn. At the beginning of the day, you had bleach in your eye drops expecting the day will transpire as it would in Valentine's Day, but the simultaneous exhibitionism was a step too far than you had anticipated.
Your Valentine's Day has been going... Not so peachy. No one else to celebrate it with, not after your husband had gone when he collaborated with the Joker. The bitter resentment remain rested on your tongue as time and time again you witness just how the Joker began to have all happiness had to offer despite what he had done while you, whom he had left void of their other half, continuously burrowed in a hole with no chance to get out. Despite what Joker had done, all the atrocities, the lives he's taken and yet he gets to have a happy family.
Jonathan promised you the world when he asked you to marry him and his promise, he was beginning to give you, Gotham being the first of the world he had to offer. But you didn't want the world, you just wanted him. And in the process of giving you the world by helping the Joker take over Gotham, he had made a small mistake. It was ridiculous to call it a mistake, as it was just a little mishap that's easily ignored-- it was just in the mind of a fucking clown with a weather vane for a moral compass, cost the love of your life to be taken away from you.
You intended to dine in a restaurant where you first had your first date with your husband, reserving your table months in advance, when you were denied and told someone had taken it in your stead with cash you can only dream of making. Fine. That's fine. You could just take a walk in the park like what had happened after your first date with Jonathan... Guess who was there? Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy with their helicopter and hostage taking and whatever date they got going on. The park scratched from your agenda, you started to wander around Gotham... Which happens to be a bad idea, when all you do was sulk and scowl at every passing couple in envy. Then, it began to rain sex pollen... What a day.
And you really had no one to turn to to discuss the crazy fucking day you've had. For one, everyone you knew abandoned you when it came to light you married the fucking Scarecrow. You tried to reconnect with them, but they just couldn't look you in the eye anymore. Two, you couldn't mingle with the crowd your husband was a part of, due to the fact you are not a rogue and you just could not get along with them with the knowledge of them potentially using you against Jonathan when it came to that chance. And they had. You really only had Jonathan but fate went 'Fuck you' and took him.
"Y/N!"
A certain old acquaintance of yours landed on the hood of your car, face pressed against the windshield causing you to swerve due to shock and almost crash. Acting upon nothing but adrenaline, your foot stomped on the brakes, causing a red and black jester to fly off... But Harley being Harley, brushed it off, before she ran towards your side.
"Perfect timing! I need your help!"
"Why?" Everything in your day has gone south, in one way or another, you couldn't bother to mask the annoyance on your countenance.
"We need to find an antidote--"
"I'll pass." You gave her a poor attempt to smile, before once again resorting to start the car again. Just when you were about to drive away, she stands in your way.
"Come on! You're Y/N Crane! The best chemist Gotham U has to offer! Highest ranking in your class!"
"I know what my credentials are, you don't have to recite them to me." What had intended to be an intrusive thought, slips from your lips yet you felt no guilt. "Now could you please," as you made another attempt to turn, she blocks your path once again.
"You're the only one I know who can help us!"
Finally having it, you revved the engine of the car before driving, uncaring enough not to look back to see what state you left Harley in from your potentially fatal stunt. But based on the loud profanities being hurled your way, she must have dodged it.
Harley Quinn... An old 'acquaintance' is a flexible word to use when describing your relationship with her. During her days being in a relationship with Clown Prince of Crime, she was a total cunt towards other villain couples and will do just about anything to be appear better than them. Why, she had came close to killing you when she found out you and Jonathan were nominated as best couples in the Villy's at some point, even if you couldn't care less about some Oscar's rip off. Besides, you weren't qualified as a Villain couple, due to the fact you aren't even a rogue. This nomination was only spurred by the revelation that Jonathan was in a relationship with you, which was a huge fucking surprise for everyone.
She was hostile towards you, went out of her way to pull strings to trip you and for months she tormented you, even when she and Joker won their stupid little trophy at that Villain's award show. You understand the fact she was a different person when she was in a relationship with the Joker, but that does not change the fact she had made your life a living hell for no reason. Come to think of it, she hasn't even apologized.
You had no destination in mind, all you wanted to do was to get away from the sex crazed city and escape the sights and sounds and everything... That was until you pass a chemical plant, did you start to make a turn and stop. The pollen had ceased to fall, but you made the precaution to wear a mask just in case lingering remnants might affect you before letting yourself out the car.
It was just an old, abandoned chemical plantation to others, but to you it is a sentimental piece. Aside from concocting the next Fear toxin to spike water supply that occurs in that abandoned plant, everything just started there. Just two college students coming from their own specialty in science coming together to create something and perhaps teach one another about their branch of knowledge. Until your exchange began to expand to your other interests, then your personal lives... Bond, relationship, marriage.
Scratching the surface was your only way to go if you don't want to cripple yourself with the pain of remembering what you may never experience again. But then again, after his death, living your every day life has nothing but a reminder of you never experiencing him again, it's just that today was multiplied by a hundred from the usual.
You thought you would heal by now, but the wounds still cuts deep as it had the first time you learned of his death. It just so happens you were too drained to shed a tear. Shuddering out a breath, you lean your weight against a tree, leaning your head backwards.
"Happy Valentine's Day, Jon."
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eeunoia · 1 month
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Not an ask BUT, I love the mafia series SO SO MUCH it got me into dark fics, you strike such a perfect balance of obsession and leniency into all of your characters it makes me SWOON. I love all your Y/Ns too!! I love how they have an actual individual personality!!! (Though sometimes flawed, it makes them more likeable because it's realistic)
Only one question, what was your inspiration behind the plot for sarang? Idk if you've alr answered this question sorry.
The plot for all the mafia fics is quite unique!! So I just wanted to ask @_@
BEST OF LUCK AND LOTS OF LOVE TO U FROM ME!!!!
OKAY OKAY!! FINALLY SOMEONE ASKED????? I’ve been wanting to talk about Sarang for a long while now since its ending very soon. So... THANK YOU OMG!! There are two movies references that I got my plot from: Suicide Squad & Birds of Prey
Firstly, the plot all started when I watched Birds of Prey. (Yes the harley quin movie) So during this time, I already have plans of writing mafia series for my blog, but doesn’t have plost fot everyone yet. And I encountered that movie.
If you look closely... in that movie, Harley Quin broke up with joker and got chased by all of her enemy right after her privileges worn off. It wasn’t clearly specified in the one shot, but in the series it kind did.
Second, I hated how Joker didn’t chase or begged Harley back so I thought to myself I needed to write something with the ending I wanted. (I basically turn my plots from getting ideas from other movies/stories then I change the details to my likings)
So in Sarang, Jungwon searched for Y/n just like how Joker chased after Harley Quin on The Suicide Squad.
I got some of Jungwon’s personality from Joker, like how he’s brave and only want Harley back. But I did made Jungwon more reserved and of course, he loves Y/n more.
Y/n’s personality is base on Harley too. A little crazy and very very stubborn. Very whipped for Jungwon.
THAT’S IT.... Its more crazier inside my head as the plots and scenes gets all mixed up, but that’s pretty much the summary.
Thank you so much for asking and also for reading my works. I love you, stay safe!!
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Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Category: M/M Fandom: Homestuck Relationship: Jake English/Dirk Strider Characters: Dirk Strider, Jake English, Jade Harley, Dave Strider, Rose Lalonde, Roxy Lalonde, Calliope (Homestuck), Caliborn (Homestuck) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, AU, Hurt/Comfort toxic to healthy relationship, Miscarriage, Trans Dirk Strider, Gender Identity, Mental Health Issues, S##cide Attempt, Implied/Referenced Self-Harm, Violence Pre-Relationship, Fluff, Sm#t, Shameless Sm#t, Healing, Recovery, Mental Institutions, Dissociation, OSDD, Dirk Strider has OSDD, Age Regression/De-Aging, Alternate Universe - Age Changes, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Boxing & Fisticuffs, Fist Fights, Autism, More than half the homestuck characters are on the spectrum
Notes: Hello!! This is my first Homestuck fic! I have revised each chapter over and over to try and get these characters right, omg. Occasionally, I'm going to directly reference text from the series as this is just the same people in a different universe. Dirk Strider is one of my favorite characters though and I am going to put him in terrible circumstances so he can breakdown then learn how to build himself back up into the man he always wanted to be. This story will be much more focused on Dirk's emotional processes than Jake's but Jake's feelings are also shared a lot. All the beta and alpha kids are present with their adult counterparts somewhere involved but all kids are still ectobiologically produced. Here's a quick rundown for anyone who wants to understand the AU: This AU is set around Homestuck's canon years. About 200 years prior, Alternian's landed on Earth looking for refuge on a viable planet. Their own was destroyed by a METEOR and all the young trolls living there had to relocate. Humans and Trolls now try to live together, but there's naturally still cultural conflicts.
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to-the-stars8 · 2 months
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personal headcanons? here i come😉:
Tim is nonbinary, and the batfam gives no shit to anyone who dare to oppose it
How Tim discover it? Well, Barbara, Cass and Steph once persuade him to try on a red dress when he's out shopping with them, and Lana Del Ray's Summertime Sadness was playing at that time, Tim got indulged with the lyrics 'I got my red dress on tonight' 'Done my hair up real big, beauty queen style' - he didn't cut his hair for a while so he looks exactly a beauty when he put on a red dress and the girls applause for him so damn hard
Tim got 30+ contacts from different modeling agency that day
Tim did feel panic the first time he feels being nonbinary, after all, he's didn't do well when he found out he's bi, but that okay, the batfam got him
Kate help him a lot, Jason too, though he's like, 'Always know you're one, just wondering how long you're gonna realize
Tim: IS THAT WHY YOU'VE BEEN SENDING ME LGBTQ+ BROCHURE?!
Fun fact: Jason works in a lgbtq+ community formed by Harley and Ivy, after knowing Tim's Bi, he feels like someone needs to learn more, and he wants to, so he goes
Damian didn't react too well, but didn't act out of line too, he just point out fact he can't understand the concepts
Jason slapped himself and gave the entire batfam concept and knowledge about lgbtq+ that night, with the Kents, Harley and Ivy, whatever anti-heros on good terms with them
Cass and Steph suddenly announce they're les and has been together, Jason and Barbara and Harley and Ivy and Selina all punch each other's arms and like laughing off the rest for not figuring out when they're the detectives
Dick actually some sort of figures out but he feels like he hasn't been long enough by the kids side so he doesn't know how to react
Dick gets the best brother hug that day
Damian punched quite a lot in schools with Jon, because someone is badmouthing his sibling (though he wouldn't admit Tim's brother) for being part of lgbtq+
Bruce like, 'I am dissappoint for the school's being', subtly approve Damian
Damian gets the best cookies from Alfred that day
Omg I loved these head canons!! I honestly love it when the batfamily is just being a normal family and supporting each other 🥹
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maddgical-boy · 2 months
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ok so you said you wanted to hear about the polyam dynamics so here goes
the main group is me, vienna, harley, evan, mary and regulus. we all live together in a four bedroom apartment. then there's phillippa and nya, who live together with nya's brother james and amelia who's james's gf, in a three bedroom apartment but the third bedroom changes from being an actual bedroom to a guestroom depending on sleeping arrangements
those two apartments are on the same floor and basically next to each other lol
then there's violet, charles and alex, they live in the flat on the floor beneath. They're kinda their own triad but all of them also have relationships to the rest.
Ohh i forgot the pets!
so, violet, alex and charles have a golden retriever called kurt and a striped tabby cat called theo
In the main group apartment (first one i mentioned) we have three cats, casey, paolo and david (he's orange and dumb).
Harley also has two dobermans but they don't live with us cus we don't have the space.and mary has a two of those small parrots i forgot the name, the ones you can keep as pets and their names are aiden and carrie
ALSO, there's a murder of crows that we feed regularly and my fav is a very curious little guy named nick or nicky
thats it for now lol sorry for the spam^_^
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so cool omg :00 firstly i am down with these diagram things where'd you make them?? yummy. i love the label "no one fucking knows" i need to know more. what do they have going on 👀
your brain is strong for imagining a full apartment of paras (and pets!! they're so essential. i must know more about this crow nicky though i hope he doesn't conflict with the cats ough)
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